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List of Why The Fuck Didn't I Realise I Was Into Women Sooner #2: Catherine Zeta Jones's sword fight with Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro.

That part where her hair was hanging loose and wild and he'd cut the shoulder off her nightdress and she disarmed and advanced on him like an avenging Fury, eyes ablaze and breathing hard— fundamentally altered my brain chemistry. Haven't been the same person since.

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Everyone always talks about the childhood bisexual movie-watching experience of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean. This Pride month, I would also like to draw your attention to Alejandro and Elena from The Mask of Zorro (1998)

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Filed under things that were Important™ to me in a way that didn't make sense before I knew I was bi

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THE MASK OF ZORRO, 1998 | Catherine Zeta-Jones as Elena de la Vega

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huntrix <3333

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“Good girl.”

Margo × Sophie from the twistedly delicious series “The Hunting Wives”.

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THE HUNTING WIVES | 1.01

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THE HUNTING WIVES ― Episode 1

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My pussy is once again taking me places I normally wouldn't go even at gunpoint and yet I have just added The Hunting Wives to my watchlist to start tomorrow. I don't even know wtf this show is, all I know is I keep seeing Brittany Snow getting eaten out on my timeline and I am now forced to investigate

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everyone else in the hunting wives is bi but this diva is a DYKE. that’s my SISTER I can feel it in my bones.

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THE HUNTING WIVES (2025-) 1.01 | Strange and Unfamiliar Places

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THE HUNTING WIVES has a stupid title, but it's a rare modern show that dares to ask the really important questions, like, "What if you were trapped in fucking Texas, and MILFy bisexual Malin Åkerman wanted to get in your pants, but she was a right-wing megachurch-going gun nut who might frame you for Crimes?"

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Brittany Snow…only conforming the allegations!!

John Tucker Must Die (2006) Pitch Perfect (2012) The Hunting Wives (2025-)

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Margo & Sophie The Hunting Wives s01e04

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.