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Hands are how we touch the world. They’re tactile. Sensual.

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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.03 - Through Many Miles / Of Tricks And Trials 1.04 - If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You 1.05 - Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power 1.07 - Death's Hand In Mine

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Permanently seated at this restaurant 🤤

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I love this art so much. It made me…feel things

Artist: @paiges_of_art on X

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you know what else has me clawing at the walls? rio says "no one else in history has special treatment like you."

no one else in history. assuming rio collects everyone, or even just the magically-inclined, it's reasonable to also assume that she's been bargained with in the past - offered power, favours, service, probably from beings with far more power than a pre-darkhold agatha. but Death is implacable. until agatha. no one else in history.

and then we see how little it took agatha to get it.

a tearful plea and the threat of her hatred, and implacable Death bends. she pauses. she offers what she can. because she loves her.

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My favorite thing about the AAA fandom is that any time one of us talks about the coven, we always use the character names in the show UNLESS it's patti lupone or billy.

It's always some shit like "gay witches plus patti lupone and a twink"

Or, "sometimes your family is made up of witches with mommy issues, a gay adoptive son, and patti lupone"

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KATHRYN HAHN as Agatha Harkness Agatha All Along | 1.09 "Maiden Mother Crone"

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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12

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I finally wrote it! First chapter is up now:

Someone should write a Mrs Fletcher AU where Nicky is not an asshole but goes away to college and Agatha has got to navigate a life without him and going through a sexual discovery, trying to go on tinder dates, masturbating a lot and watching porn lol but realizing she misses her ex (Nicky’s other mother, our Rio) so they end up fucking each other a lot.

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*Lilia meeting Rio for the first time after dying*

Lilia: So... you and Agatha?

Rio: Oh my god, does she talk about me?

*Lilia just walks away, rolling her eyes*

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We gotta take the wins where we can get them but I appreciate that the creative team and us are on the same wavelength

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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

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