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1.01/1.08

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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12

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someone just said that when nicholas ran away and said "my mother wants me home" agatha freaked out because she knew he was talking about rio and not her.. goodnight.

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Imagine you're opening AO3 and search for a fic. Imagine you're finding one that fits all your criterias. Imagine it has the perfect length. Imagine getting lost in the story and feeling almost high when it's over. Imagine looking up the author and they have written. so. many. more. fics. exactly. like. that. Imagine.

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I'm fully aware that Agatha Harkness can never be anything but a coven-less witch. Ouch!

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I was just talking with my friend about Agatha’s look as detective Agnes on the first episode of aaa and said “she kinda looked like Sandra Bullock’s character in Miss Congeniality before the makeover” and now I can’t stop thinking about an AU inspired by the movie.

A Miss Congeniality AU where Agatha gets a makeover and goes undercover to the pageant with Rio as her partner. Haven’t decided if want Jen to be her snarky stylist and Alice to be a contestant with Billy as an production assistant done with their antics and Lilia as a presenter.

Or if I want Jen to be her rival and Lilia to be her kooky stylist trying to make her wear the most weird clothes possible for shit and giggles

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The Princess Bride (1987)

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x04 || 3x07

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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.08 - Follow Me My Friend / To Glory At The End

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Agatha when the door to the road™️ appeared knowing damn well she made the whole thing up:

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It's the way Nicky reacted to Rio. The way he wasn't scared or even surprised like he knew her. The way she only nodded and he immediately understood that she was telling him to say goodbye to his mom. Like she'd been visiting him regularly before taking him. Like she's been preparing him. Like she's been parenting him. Like she's been loving him in secret because if Agatha saw her sniffing around him she would have lashed out. But Rio couldn't stay away from Nicky. And he left the road in peace with Death's hand in his.

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rio being amused by agatha's shenannigans.