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Just had the extremely Texas experience of a cop (literally in his cop car) flipping me off then brake-checking me for “only” driving the posted speed limit in the right lane, instead of driving the socially agreed to 15mph over the speed limit on I-35.
#wish I had a dash cam. the news would have a field day with that footage#guess he was on his way home from work#Mad Max Fury Road: I-35 Corridor Drift#right lane: 10mph over#left lane: 15-20mph over#them the rules#i was in a wreck recently I’m terrified of driving okay 😭😭😭#Texas
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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we'll do fine.
#fionna and cake spoilers#what hits me a little is how similar fionna and simon's stories are in the case of finding nuance in their lives#when both have gone through their separate but still valid pain no matter the extent it had been#and its that they met each other they get to see how it compares and they're no less worth of the peace and fun they dreamed of#even in the form of simplicity and just being normal#“i wouldn't have met THE fionna and cake” “we wouldn't have met THE simon petrikov”#it hits me harder that after the dandelion scene would've been their last time seeing each other physically#and how assuring simon sounded when fionna didn't know what to do with the literal world in her hands#tho im sure prismo isnt that much of a rule jerk lol i still drew out the revelation anyway with this tiniest addition#also the fact fionna's world is influenced by simon's thought processes and conditions so now things are a little better for both of them#fionna the human#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#qiiarts#the lil flashback of#betty grof#fionna and cake#adventure time
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Nice to see Rollins is back to opening Mania…
Sad to see he dragged Drew with him this time though…
#wwe#wwe wrestlemania#wrestlemania 40#Rollins only gets to main event mania when he’s with Cody or Roman#lol#them the rules
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him
yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away
yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes
but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.
#tf 141#is this explicitly poly? no. but it still is. sorry thems the rules#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#johnny soap mactavish#captain john price#cod x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mctavish x reader#john price x reader#don't look at this too closely or you'll see my issues#they're always out on display tho who am i kidding lmao#john price who has had enough of keeping everyone under control. including himself#john price who literally cannot stop himself when someone he loves is involved or in a vulnerable position#john price who doesn't want to fucking hold back
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THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.
#me thinks it’s the same with wade#he couldn’t stand the man but now they’re in love#he’s one of those dads that don’t want the pet but they end up loving them lmao#I don’t make the rules#he’s such an old man god#wade Wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#laura kinney#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#Deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#my gifs
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#the lord of the rings#the lord of the rings memes#lotr#lotr memes#the fellowship of the ring#the two towers#the return of the king#aragorn#frodo baggins#sam gamgee#merry and pippin#gandalf#legolas#gimli#boromir#mordor#barad dur#mt doom#sauron#orcs#ring wraiths#one ring to rule them all#gollum#smeagol#lord of the rings#lotr meme#lord of the rings memes#lotr post#lord of the rings post#meme
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Mc: *just walking around Devildom with the boys*
Mc: *sees a familiar demon and freezes*
The brother: ?
Mc: What the fuck
Demon: *looks up from his phone, immediately recognising Mc* ayooo!! :D
Mc: Bitch?!!! It was literal????
Brothers: ??????
Demon: haha, yeah it is. And I see you died. Is that why you suddenly disappeared?
Mc: oh naah I'm the exchange student
Demon: oh nice! Guess I'll be seeing you in two months?
Mc: god I wish not
Demon:*fist pumps Mc* Haha, yeah, see ya in two months
Mc:*sigh*
Satan: ...who was that
Mc: my sleep paralysis demon
Brothers: ...what?
Belphie: hey I thought I was your sleep paralysis demon
#obey me#obey me mc#obey me brothers#obey me satan#obey me belphegor#obey me one master to rule them all
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I love tornado survival guides. "Shelter in a basement or interior room without any windows. But if you're in a mobile home, just fucking die I guess lol"
#did you know over half of deaths caused by tornados are residents of mobile homes?#which also means that they're primarily poor and elderly and disabled people#most places have absolutely no requirements for trailer parks to have safe shelter for residents during a tornado#personal tornado shelters cost $5000+ and many of them can't be installed in trailer parks because of neighborhood rules#and many parks are so isolated that going to find shelter somewhere else isn't safe or possible#it's safer to shelter inside a ditch outside than to stay in a mobile home during a tornado#and yet there's next to no effort to change laws to make trailer parks safer especially in emergencies#or even make other housing more accessible and available so people don't have to live in homes made of tissue paper#there's no tornado happening i'm just stressed
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#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me nightbringer#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me ideas#obey me texts#obey me thoughts#obey me memes#obey me imagines#obey me devildom#obey me twitter#obey me mc#obey me solomon#obey me satan#corvus for ddd
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My ideal Tim and Jason dynamic is basically:
Tim: Kill yourself (100% serious)
Jason: Kill me yourself, bootlicker (also 100% serious)
#I love them both btw#jason todd#tim drake#I'm sorry but that's just how I see them#the bootlicker is about tim following bruce's no kill rule#robin#red hood#the batfam fandom will throw rocks at me for this but idc. postboot does not exist to me
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and what if they got married. what then
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i'm barking and biting them#you know karlach would RUN down the aisle she'd be so excited#next shop restock is going to be exclusively shadowlach prints i don't make the rules i'm sorry#i love women#shart being tiny is so important to me actually#idk why but i really struggled designing a dress for her#i tried to emulate the style of her camp clothes?? i think she'd like one of those panelled corsets
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the biggest thing thalia and percy have in common is not their being a child of the big three gods. but their unmatched adoration for annabeth chase. because listen. these two will fight each other any chance they get. but the second you speak ill on their girl. it's on sight.
#they do not play about annabeth chase#they really don't#percy and thalia have an unspoken rule that any fight or disagreement is deemed inferior in the name of annabeth chase#yes annabeth can fight her own battles#and she throughly enjoys itb#but she also enjoys watching someone get their ass handed to them by the two people she cares most about in the world#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo text post#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#thalia grace
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He floats through the air with the greatest of ease...
#kettlebird art#fanart#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#xmen#x men#marvel fanart#marvel#hey did you know I love him? Because I love him#favorite guy of all time right here. What a dude. What a fella.#stripey pants inspired by his look in X2#also shines my critterfication beam at him#listen I acknowledge he is fully a human man and thats the entire conceit of his character#HOWEVER#He also has gecko powers so I'm giving him gecko fingers#thems the rules
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Enemies to lovers "who did this to you?" about scars? Great, of course. However, I raise you this: "I did this to you."
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