#them boysssssss

[thefanciestborrower]

Sometimes being the resident pred just means you have to put up with your buddies using you as a tent every winter

Davey likes to complain about it, but truth be told he doesn’t mind all that much. At least it means he’s full right?

[occultradio]

IDK making men must be so hard lmfao

skill issue 🤣

make them sluts, stop making hallmark men

[strayklds]

‘00 LINE — ‘24 to 25′ @ SBS gayo daejeon 2022

[derelictdumbass]

Okay Deadpool and Wolverine is officially my fave Deadpool film I am losing my entire mind I need to watch it again right now I need it on replay for infinity I am CRYING

[userkatekanearchived]

MY BOYS

[eugeniedanglars]

cannot believe i’ve gone this long on tumblr without posting about my cats who aren’t technically my cats yet. janet goodplace voice LOOK AT THEM

[jisungshotfirst]

[sepiamestus]

@pawphin 🥺

Messy cartoony doodles

[storynerd121]

I made a dead boy detectives jack-o-lantern!

My little ghost boysssssss

I'm love them sm I'm unwell

[peachesofteal]

OOOOOOOOOO Obviously Simon's not gonna do anything when he's meeting him cuz his daughter is right there BUT AFTER. Johnny, like you said, is gonna be a lil shook up after meeting the new guy and he'll probably go back to work for a bit, a bit of a distraction, getting his head clear, before he realizes that yes, darling belongs to them. And thats where their plan slowly unfolds. So, Simon, ohhhh boy, now that he retired and he has more time on his hands, he'll just randomly show up at darlings place with the 'excuse' of wanting to see his daughter, making up for the time you and her were alone (obviously he also wants to see his lovely lil bean but he also wants to see darling but he can't say that now can he) even if darling desperately wanted to distance herself from Johnny and Simon, seeing lil bee get all excited when one of her dads show up unannounced, how could she tell Simon to leave again? So she let's him in. Unknowingly to her, Simons plan has already started. AH THIS IS SO GOOD. FUCK THE NEW DUDE. GET HER BACK BOYSSSSSSS

Ugh god I love these little drabbles. They’re so fun to explore🩵 and soft dad Simon Riley is my favorite.

18+ Mature themes / disco baby au / takes place after this and/or this.

“Alright, what do we want to do?” You pat Bee’s back while she babbles in your ear, syllables and words strung together. It’s mostly gibberish, but a few things are clear.

“Mamamama.” She drones and you bounce her, little breaths puffing onto your neck while she curls into you. Her little fingers twist in your hair, tugging and pulling while you hiss and try to turn away.

“No, no. Bee, please.” You use a soft touch to redirect her, and she grumbles her displeasure. “I know, but you can’t hurt mum, right? Nice hands, we use nice-“

The doorbell rings, and you frown.

That’s odd. You’re not really expecting anyone. Your boyfriend’s out of town this week for work, and your groceries weren’t scheduled for delivery until later.

Peeking out the side window, craning your neck to get a good look with Bee still sitting in your arms, you catch a glimpse of a broad, firm back, and don’t even need to see anything else to know who it is.

Simon.

Your stomach instantly flips, and the sharp intake of breath that follows is anything but voluntary.

Your heart skips a beat in your chest. It’s also involuntary, and you try to ignore it. Pretend it didn’t happen.

What is he doing here?

“Hi.”

“Hi.” He face shifts beneath the black mask, in a way you know he’s smiling, and Bee’s face lights up when she turns to see who’s at the door.

“Dada!” She squeals, high pitched and just so excited, full of love, beaming at him like he’s hung the stars in the sky.

It’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, every single time. It’s never not cute, her reaction whenever she sees either of them, and it tugs at your heart.

“Hey baby girl.” He replies, pulling the mask free and smiling at her. It’s a smile full of love, of tenderness, and you look away before he can catch you staring.

“Where’s Johnny?” You ask politely, as Bee continues to wriggle in your grasp, her whole body trying leap away from you and into her Dad’s arms.

“He’s working.” He leaves the rest unsaid, you drift for a moment, wondering about him, if he’s okay. If he’s safe.

“Dada!” Bee shrieks, insistent, and you sigh while you shift her over into his waiting grip.

“Sorry to bother ya. I was just in the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by, see my girl.” He strokes a finger across her cheek before leaning down to kiss her, his affection met with baby giggles that were cute enough to melt you on the spot.

“Uh. Yeah, come in. It’s not a bother.” What were you going to say? No, leave. You’re not welcome here. Don’t come see your kid. Don’t be a good dad.

“So, how are you?” He asks, settling onto the couch with Bee in his lap, bouncing his knee while she plays the bunched fabric of his shirt.

“Uh, I’m good.” Lie. You follow up your lie with a nod, hoping to alleviate some of the awkwardness you feel. “Just, working. You know. Hanging out with Bee. The usual.”

“How’s… what’s his name again?” You blink. They’ve met your boyfriend twice now. There’s no way Simon doesn’t remember his name.

“He’s good. Great. He’s great.” You can practically feel him cataloguing your expressions, filing and storing them away for later. You swallow.

“Not here?”

“Uh, nope. He’s traveling. For work.” Simon nods.

“I was thinking about taking little miss here for a walk. To the park.” He looks you over casually, stopping at where your t shirt is sporting baby spit up and your ratty shorts. “Want to come? Get out of the house for a bit?” You bite your tongue. You know what he’s doing, what he thinks he’s doing, anyway.

But he’s wrong. You’re fine. You don’t need him. Or Johnny. You’re good.

“No, you two go ahead.” You gesture to her shoes on the floor by the stairs.

“You sure?”

“Yeah, I’ve got some stuff to catch up on. Stroller’s out front.”

“Brought ours.” Of course he did. Because he’s always prepared.

“Okay.” You stand by as he gets up, sorting her out, picking her shoes up and getting her ready. As he reaches the front door, he turns back to you.

“Say bye mum.” He points at you, and Bee rattles something off that ends with mama.

“Bye baby, love you.” You lean in, kissing her forehead, and your hand brushes along his forearm. It’s an accident, but he’s warm, like always, and you can smell him, the combination making those tucked away pieces in your heart scream and fight for a chance to swim to the surface.

“We won’t be too long.” He assures you with a gentle smile, and you shrug. You trust them both with Bee’s life. You know they’d die for her, you’re not worried about either of them taking her to the park.

“Okay. Have fun.” He lingers at the door, watching you while he slips the mask back on, and you give him a cheerful smile and wave. “Bye.”

He doesn’t say bye. Just holds your gaze for another few seconds before closing the door shut behind him, lock clicking with a firm shutter.

[katanaski-main]

𝑲𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒊 ♡ 𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒈 & 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 ㅤ

Me and Katsuki's special place has always been the beach. He took me to this spot on our first date and has been very special to the both of us through our relationship, it's only natural he proposed here during the sunset though! He wanted to see if my eyes would sparkle along with the ring ( They did cause i bawled my eyes out lol)..♡

𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 ♡ 𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒈 & 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

He proposed in our little kitchen of our first apartment one early morning. It was small and cramped and we didn't really have much but eachother back then,wich makes it all the more special. He saved money for the ring for a whole year since times were though. I held his face in my hands and kissed him all over when he started rambling about not making it more special for me,but for me it meant the world..♡

If I asked you guys to show me the rings your faves proposed with,will you show me? 🥺

[anxiousosaurus]

IVE ALREADY WATCHED TO EPISODE 4 SO UM TALKING ABOUT UP TO THAT THEREFORE SPOILERS:

BUMPY OMG IS SHE OK I NEED HER TO BE OK 😭😭😭 I HAVE SO MANY SCATTERED THOUGHTS BUT THATS THE MAIN THING😭😭 I THINK I MIGHT STOP FOR NOW BUT ALSO I DONT WANNA 😭

also. Omg the Benrius I screamed multiple times 🥴 my boysssssss!!!! The chip bit omg?? The twizzlers thing?? Shut up I can't with them 😭

and SAMMYYYYY I LOVE HER SHES THE COOLEST

[yukiire]

Bunny obey me! boysssssss 💖💖💖💖💖 I love the bunny outfits so much 😭 I’ve been wanting to draw them for so long I can finally do so now kjfahdsfsa 

also slight promo to my main art account but I’m also selling the bunny boys as stickers in Comic Fiesta 2022! I’m also selling to other fandoms, you can check out the catalogue RIGHT HERE!! it also have other merch by my other artist friends if you like nijisanji and more~

(Un)Dateable bunny version!

[duckymcdoorknob]

Duckyyyyyyy hi can I request a drink???? Can I request a large and small iced chai latte with light ice??? Kou and Hanako pls with dairy-free whip! Thank you and congrats!! ❤️❤️

Omg my boysssssss fjcbfjndfinfj

Thank you for the treat, dear anon.

I will do my best to serve you 🫡

CW BELOW THE CUT: this do have some tickles in it ngl

♫ -ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ⍴ᥱrᥴ᥆ᥣᥲ𝗍᥆r- ☕️

Hanako was in trouble. He was in absolute, earth-shattering, timbers shivering trouble.

What did he do?

He pissed off the exorcist.

What’s so bad about that?

Well, not only can Kou see him, he can also touch him.

Hanako knew at this point that the blonde would never do anything to hurt him seriously, but the boy was pissed off enough that the ghost was worried that he may find himself wrong.

The brunette “walked” on eggshells around the school all day, trying hopelessly to avoid Kou.

Eventually, he was not so lucky. When he returned to his bathroom with Nene, a certain someone was already waiting for him.

Leaning against the window ledge, Kou smirked. “Well hello there, traitor.”

“I’m not a traitor! You didn’t even tell me how important-“

“You shush it! It doesn’t matter how important Mitsuba is. Why would you pour water on a guy who’s having a conversation with his good friend?”

“Heh. ‘Good friend’…”

“THAT’S IT!” The blonde charged at the ghost, who instantly brought his arms up in defense.

”No! Don’t touch me! No! NO-“

“Hanako?” The exorcist cocked his head before shaking it, “Dude, I’m not gonna hit you. I don’t wanna hurt you anymore.”

“Oh thank goodness, I was so worried that you were gonna hurt m-EHEHE.”

Two pairs of eyes fell onto the now wide-eyed bathroom ghost. They never expected the young ghost to laugh like that, let alone by the hands of Kou. The Minamoto boy smiled devilishly as he retracted his hands from the ghost’s hips.

“HAH! I knew it!” Kou chirped as he pushed Hanako to the ground and sat on his thighs. “I thought to myself, ‘damn, this guy is SO annoying. There must be something I can do to take him down!’

The ghost whined in anticipation as his hands shot up to grab the blonde’s wrists. “Kou, be smart about this! Remember what kind of power I have against you! You don’t wanna end up cursed until the end of tihihihime! Nohohoho!”

Using all of his strength, the blonde brought his hands down to prod around Hanako’s stomach. Instantly, the boy erupted into long-awaited giggles.

“Dude this is awesome! I thought to myself, ‘What can I do against the most annoying ghost I’ve ever met? What’s something that can take anyone down?’ And I was right. Haha! Round winner, Kou!”

“Kohohohou! Dohohohont tihihihcklehe mehehehe!” The ghost whined as he threw his hands over his face.

The exorcist took this opportunity to pinch at Hanako’s hipbones. The brunette squealed and jolted upward, trying vainly to grab at his tormentor’s hands. “GYAHHA! Kohohou! Sohohohomewhehehere ehehelse! Plehehehease!”

“Oh? Somewhere else? But this spot is so much fun!” The blonde teased with a menacing grin. “Are you sure?”

“Y-AGH! Yehehehes! Ihihihim suhuhuhure! Swihihitch bahahack!” The poor boy’s face was flushed in embarrassment as he realized Yashiro was still watching them. “Kohohohou!”

“Aww, alright! I’ll help you out, Buddy.”

The Minamoto hovered his wiggling fingers above every spot on the ghost’s torso, making the boy giggle helplessly in anticipation.

“Where’s it gonna be? Hmmm…”

“Kohohou! This isn’t what I meheheheant. Juhuhust- just pick something already!” The brunette hid his flushed face with a turn of his head, arms shooting forward once again to grab at his tormentor’s wrists.

Kou grabbed both wrists in one hand and held them above Hanako’s head. With a devilish smirk, he dug into the boy’s ribcage.

Hanako gasped deeply as his hips bucked involuntarily. “WAITWAITWAITWAHAHAHAIHIHIT NONONOHOHOHOHO! PIHIHICK SOHOHOMETHIHIHING EHEHELSE! HYAHAHA!”

“Oooh!! Score two! I hit the jackpot!!” The blonde chirped as he held on tighter, for the ghost was trying in vain to pull his arms free.

“KOHOHOU! IHIHIT TIHIHIHICKLEHEHES!”

“Well I would hope so! Or else this whole thing would’ve been for nothin’!” The exorcist sighed in delight, “You can stop this by apologizing!”

“OKAYOKAYOHOHOKAHAHAY! IHIHIM SOHOHOHORRY!”

“For?” Kou released his arms and dug in with both hands.

“FOHOHOR POHOHOURIHIHING WAHAHATER OHOHON YOHOHOU!! PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! STAHAHAPPIHIHIHIT!!”

Upon hearing the word “stop”, the exorcist gently traced patterns on the ghost’s ribcage to get him down from the previous high. Hanako panted with his hands over his eyes, hiding his embarrassed face from the world.

“You- hah- are the worst!” The brunette spat.

“I sure am! But I bet you won’t pour water on me anymore when I’m talking to Mitsuba.” Kou chimed as he offered a hand for the ghost.

“I’ll do more than pour water on you- c’mere!”

And that kids, is how Hanako discovered that him and Kou shared a tickle spot. Except Kou was much more ticklish than him.

Hanako: 1, Kou: 2.

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[doomzday-zone]

ok but actually. i know i said this in the tags on ur post but genuinely i love ur faggy infinites i love ur attitude i love how u post whatever u want and put it in the main tags bc u are unapologetically urself when it is so easy to try and fit in. u have the confidence i aim to have for myself and it's so refreshing to see somebody who embraces being Weird <3 i've never engaged because i am unwell about people being aware of me but i've literally been lurking on you and the dog and hog gang for at least a year (i never really spoke much about liking them despite having interest for years) and. just. you're all so chill. the critical thinking, lack of judgement, this world needs more of that shit fr!! i hope u have a great day – good vibes from a transfag autism brained freak (and thank u for ur tags on my essay. i'm so glad other people care as much as me <3)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I IWISJ I COULS ANSWER TJIS AND KEEP TJIS IM ,MY IMBOX FOREVER RAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD U LOVE MY BOYSSSSSSS<33333 RAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! i usually try n segment my replys to address every beat but this is so much........ to my liddle tiny heaet........ im ,iteralkly cyinf rnn can you tell????? UIVTBJVJBJVBKJ. this means. the world to me<33333 im glad<33 im glad i can inspire some of that in u<3 like for the longest time i was literally larping as one of the normies :sob: like i get it 100% the want 2 fit in and b accepted esp in fandom is strong but in my case it is utterlly unsustainable 2 follow the crowd. i cant pretend i dont like what i like. i cant pretend to be normal r have normal relationships 2 things r have normal opinions jnkjjkjbjk. and its hard!!!!!! there rlly isnt a real tangible space to be fucking insane and into weird n gross shit n etc in fandom like there is for the sanitized kiddy friendly stuff or the hyper horny stuff, its an awkward middle line 2 tread.(n im wayy too autistic 4 fandom anyways.... lol) and ik im not the only one. i wouldnt b able 2 be so unabashed and real and freaky w/o the support of all the amazing ppl ive met in my little freak circle<3333(IT IS SOOOOOO cheesey n cringe-sounding but im being so fr when i say my weirdoes n infinite the jackal saved my life<3333333333 i literally probably wouldnt even b alive today w/o em<333 thanks 2 all of u for helping me grow stronger btw hehe....)

Every day i choose to be insane and gross and a freak and a transexual faggot and autistic and TOO MUCH !!! for meself obv<3 but also for the ones i love and ppl like YOU!!!!!!!!!! >:D i cant change the world w just my little paws. but i CAN b crazy on main. i CAN show everyone that you dont have 2 be afraid of your own interests for fear of not being accepted in the greater fandom<333 even if these ppl never rlly come out of their shell... theres always someone, someplace out there thatll accept u. theres always more freaks, theres always more faggots<3 even if you never come out and yell it to the world if i could inspire just a tiny bit of this love in ppl thatd be enough for me :)

anyways. lol. kjnobjbiubjk thank you<33 a lot<3333 i mean it<333333 so many words i wish to say in this moment but ik you get it<3 mwamwa<333333333

life is short babey!!! dont be such a stranger okay ^_^

[beevean]

Woe, doodles be upon ye

(I picked a tiny sketchbook and that's why they ended up so small lmao)

the

the boysssssss 🥺

Of course it would be Isaac bothering Hector while he's trying to forge, yeah that's them

I also like that Isaac side profile and the attention to his features <3

Thank you so much 🥰