#thelimpingdoctor

[bogleech]

Since you like broccoli slaw, have you tried raw rutabaga? They taste like extra sweet broccoli stems

oh I somehow always assumed rutabaga was like a really bitter or sour food for some reason

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “yo now i'm curious. what are some common variations in skull shape?”

I got a really lumpy head what's up with that

Birdie says “define lumpy” and “probably you’re just weird” and “although if you have a weird lump just at the back of your head you might have a lot of neandertal in you!” 

(obviously for a certain value of “a lot”, but)

[schmirius]

my grand children

[captainlordauditor]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “why can't we make fun of the booster seat, i mean its pretty...”

He's 5'7" which is average height but generally yeah

Average height for a man in the US is 5′9. Like yeah using a booster seat is ridiculous but it’s ridiculous because either a)that chair was made for someone so large someone who’s 5′7 can’t sit in it or b)we place so much of our masculinity on height that someone who’s 5′7 feels the need to use a booster seat. It’s fucking tragic.

[theheartshapedsunglasses]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post: dcstoevsky replied to your post: ...

He is married to his wife

exactly

[lifetimeinafist]

thelimpingdoctor

  Damn Tim Kaine. You are a solid dude. I promise to...

He my senator he’s solid

I always wish he was a little more outspoken because his values and beliefs are so good, but he votes the right way and doesn’t take lobbyist money so...I’ll take what we can get.

[rosebramblewolf]

thelimpingdoctor

 “here are some personal beliefs that i hold very dear people dont...”

Okay, but creating material or participating in fandom is a choice.

but nobody is saying “if you write fanfic/draw fanart of this thing youre a bad person”, they’re saying “if you ship or headcanon this thing” which happens inside a persons mind

[hexiva]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post: bogleech: bogleech: bogleech: Anyway when I...

If I saw a velvet worm in person I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. It would change my life

SAME

It would be like that time I turned over a rock and found a bunch of octopus eggs in the process of hatching, which I am bringing up not because it is relevant but because it was SUPER COOL.

God, I just love velvet worms so much, I want to pet one???

[jewishowl]

@thelimpingdoctor I actually don't know the reason behind Dyson's name! His previous owner named him, and since he obviously knew it was his name, we decided to keep it after adopting him.

[megthemaggot]

cosmophasis replied to your post: if other mammals give birth before their babies...

are you saying humans should emerge as toddlers

yes! yes i am! you look at things like horses and they can get right up and go

a professor once told me that because of us standing upright our hips can’t get too wide or we won’t be able to balance, and with our brains so stinkin large that’s why we have to get the bbies outta there before their skulls fuse or else they Will Not Fit thru the orifice

thelimpingdoctor said: Marsupial

i did consider these weirdos... i’ll admit i don’t know a whole ton abt why they do the thing but human ppl have not had special containment procedures for unviable offspring until the past 50ish years and even so ours are not that great

also might just be outliers adn should not be counted just like the oviparous mammals out there

[bogleech]

I tried the microwaved peanut butter m&ms. Dude, such a good texture. The shell stays cronchy and the inside is like... I don't know but it's good. Thanks!

M&M’s whole “boast” is that the shell keeps them from making a melty mess and yet they seemingly never realized it makes them cook-able. It’s like their secret true purpose.

[schmirius]

@thelimpingdoctor

The fishes loved receiving this anonymous postcard from a fan! Send us your postcards to your favorite animal and we will read it to them!

[schmirius]

@thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “hey everybody my cat actually successfully hunted a mouse that was pestering us!!!”

Shower her with rewards and praise

she got IMMEDIATE CHEESE and is currently getting the SHOULDER MASSAGE OF HER LIFE I love my small murder friend :’)

[captainlordauditor]

janothar replied to your post “thelimpingdoctor replied to your post “why can’t we make fun of the...”

As someone who's 5'7", we do place a HUGE amount of masculinity on height and e DO often make things targeting only tall men.

Oh as a trans dude it’s incredibly apparent to me that we do that. Like, basically all I wear any more is sweat pants because I can’t find jeans that fit me even in the kids section.

[theheartshapedsunglasses]

thelimpingdoctor replied to your post: please answer honestly: is it ok to be somewhat...

Just because he’s tall… jfc just thirst for some basketball players or smth instead

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING 2 BE BIGFOOT I CANNOT WITH THAT MAN

[lifetimeinafist]

thelimpingdoctor

  wizarding holidays headcanons

If you plant a magic tree on tu bishvat do you still have to wait 4 years to eat the fruit

Ugh, probably. Stupid halacha.