#thelazystarfish

[rachelthesquid]

I posted 11,064 times in 2022

That's 3,598 more posts than 2021!

14 posts created (0%)

11,050 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dingdongyouarewrong

@chaoticeddie

@strawberry-crocodile

@greatlordfluffernutter

@nichristi

I tagged 11,061 of my posts in 2022

#text - 827 posts

#memes - 758 posts

#wwdits - 624 posts

#better call saul - 463 posts

#hannibal - 434 posts

#breaking bad - 418 posts

#art - 411 posts

#our flag means death - 372 posts

#humor - 284 posts

#fan art - 252 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#the ​friends you’d make on the playground and you’d be inseparable for the day. bffs. would die for each other. then never see them again.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

@thelazystarfish gets it

12 notes - Posted July 31, 2022

#4

twitter users are migrating here you say?

18 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#3

at home depot with my fave dykes and i think I’m funny 🏳️‍⚧️✨

19 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#2

I have a new Furby to work with!! Thanks so, so much to @kombuchakev and @throughthewildblue for giving me this special girl! They found her in a thrift shop still in the box at about 1/3 average price and immediately got her for me 🥺

19 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Watching Hannibal with @throughthewildblue who has never seen it before is an absolute ✨delight✨

Franklyn: Tobias, he, um…he doesn’t eat dairy.

Hannibal: Do you desire Tobias sexually?

Robyn, unaware that Tobias Budge is going to make a human cello in the next episode: God, quit complaining about your normal boyfriend!

25 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

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@thelazystarfish casually coming out in tumblr tags after spending the pandemic introspecting, eh? welcome to the club 🖤💚🤍

man

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I was in no way prepared when those images loaded. Excellent find, Kaitlyn 😂 @throughthewildblue would you play Bloodborne if Harry Styles was an npc?

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@thelazystarfish sent me a post about the supernatural final and then-

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Thanks @thelazystarfish for this perfect response to me finding a catapulted squirrel in an unexpected place

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prev tags isn’t enough so here’s a screenshot, @thelazystarfish is so right

If Animorphs had achieved the popularity of HP we'd be living in a much better world now (source)

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If I had a nickel for every time I picked up a live bat because I thought it was cat poop I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

@thelazystarfish after cleaning up after our cats without wearing her glasses (again)

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@thelazystarfish gets it

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Tagged in a lock screen/home screen meme. Tagging: @hannahbal-the-cannibal and @thelazystarfish

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Spent the day riding roller coasters with my dad and sisters...some of us had more fun than others but hannahbal-the-cannibal's face made my year 😑😱😆😟

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Why did you throw a tampon at them in the first place?

because we were bored on a bus and we thought their reactions would be amusing. they were, and we recorded it and put it on youtube 

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❤☮✿List your top favourite followers and put this in your top five favourite blogs' asks anonymously✿☮❤ (cept you got your anon of gurl)

wow i turned anon off back when someone kept sending people spoilers of the third season of sherlock and completely forgot to turn it back on and that was months ago haha ok it’s turned back on now

ok my fave followers: 

chiltonismine (it’s been fun watching you become obsessed with hannibal)

artisinmysoul (you’re so sweet i love talking to you and you got me obsessed with hannibal which is wonderful/horrible)

lokiartyindustries (we’ve been mutuals since i first joined tumblr and i love all your posts) 

my sisters thegreedykrab and thelazystarfish (thank you for putting up with all my 3am messages)

thepeacockrider136 (we’ve been best friends since we were 12 this goes without saying)

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so this is what my inbox looks like. they're all from my sister.

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do butt have feelings

hannah swiped your computer again?

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@thelazystarfish said “everyone in Texas wears burnt orange” and I can confirm it’s true

i understand from an artistic perspective why the four nations are color coded but imagine if that was just like...a thing in real life. like if you went to canada and everyone was wearing purple and you just had to live with that.

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I love this 💙

• R: Roaring 20s - Panic! At The Disco

• A: All Around Me - Flyleaf

• C: Church - Fall Out Boy

• H: Hallelujah California - Luna Shadows

• E: East of Eden - Zella Day

• L: Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men

• T: The Less I Know the Better - Tame Impala

• H: Hardwire - Metric

• E: Edge of Glory - Lady Gaga

• S: Simple and Clean - Utada Hikaru

• Q: Q.U.E.E.N - Janelle Monáe

• U: Unfortunate Soul - Kailee Morgue

• I: If You Want To - beabadoobe

• D: Dead Oaks - Now, Now

Tagging @thepeacockrider136 on the off chance she has a free minute but I doubt it so also tagging @hannahbal-the-cannibal @thelazystarfish @birbbaby

rule: spell out your url with song titles and tag ten people

Tagged by my dear @majorsander 💙

Bare with me, I’ve got a loooong user name.

D : Dramarama - Monsta X

R : red Sun - Axel Thesleff

E : Everything all the time - Band of Horses

A : All I have - NF

M : Mansion - NF

Y : You don’t have to go - Christian Collins

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S : Spring day - BTS

L : Love Yourself Answer - BTS

Y : You never walk alone- BTS

T : Tear - BTS

H : Heaven - The Blaze AND Troye Sivan

E : Euphoria - BTS

R : Run - BTS

I : Ikke Snakk til meg - Merone

N : New York Soul - Jon Bellion

Tag: @eboysander @sanderschmander95 @fouroclockstigma @sanderdeschryver @flirtyflorenzi @uglygrandpasweater