#theje

[musicalelo]

Theje - Alban Ramosaj

[onifanss]

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[fishlung8877]

I had a dream awhile back where I played a game callled "Super Forever Man" and it was a platformer game about these two boyfriends who had to save each other from the forces of evil

I don't remember much of it but I remember there was an iron maiden on legs that scutttled back and forth and would snatch you up with dark tentacles if you got tooo close

[blubushie]

THEJE IS ALOGTEL MAN IN MY GOME

[c10v3r]

THE FAN BUYING NEVER ENDS!!!! BULLY THE FLAT FUCK!!!!!! /SILLY

lightbulb the type of mfer to start pillow/wrestle/tickle/general play fights out of literally nowhere and its a jumpscare everytime

heehoo

lightbulb jumpscare

"NOT AGAIN LIGHTBULB WHAT THE FUCKFJWWBAOFNENSK"

but no ones really complaining its gets fun after the jumpscare . they are so silly the brightlights they rotate in my mind like a rotisserie chicke n -💫

i just, I JUST IMMEDIATLY THOUGHT OF THEJE

HEGRHGJFLFOPFK I KLOVE. THE GUYSSS !! soso silly.y….

[carlostck]

@cable-salamdr @garmaballs

HI!! im toby, this is my first post, im trying to join more social medias to post my art. You may know me from twitter, TikTok, or Discord as Tobzyzx or Toby. !!

[mushtoons]

YOUR NEW THEJE IS SO PRETTY

I love lesbians (hello Molly)

DHDJDJR THANK U 💖💕💖

[her-lightbringer]

BYF + DNI❁

DNI: 

[🌕] if you selfship with Jing Yuan (note: As I am HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE sharing him and will talk about him for majority of the time on here, I'd prefer to not come into contact with other Jing Yuan selfshippers as this is my safe space to gush over him.)

[🌕] if you ship jingyuan and yanqing (or proship in general)

[🌕] if you ship jingren, jingheng/ fengjing,jingfu. I am a Jing Yuan selfshipper who is very,very uncomfortable seeing shippy content of him with other characters so if you ship those pairings that I listed or any other pairings involving him with another character please do not interact with me unless our interactions can exclude shipping talk.

[🌕] if you ship renheng (I am a blade selfshipper who isn't comfortable with this particular ship and sharing him with others who selfship with him)

[🌕] Invalidates selfshippers who aren't comfortable with sharing their f/os

[🌕] basic dni criteria

[🌕] nsfw accounts

[🌕] yandere or romanticises yandere

[🌕] starts discourse/just nasty in general

BYF:

sfw only

As I am a working adult, I may disappear for lengthy periods of time without prior notice

suggestive content occasionally but no full-on nsfw

I scream about Jing Yuan almost 24 hours (lh) here

theJing Yuan lovemail and brainrot is real y'all

[residentraccoon]

Back in July last year I did some blind predictions of this year's eurovision so I'll just list all of them here lmao, enjoy

• Host city will be Glasgow or Manchester.

• Albania: Ethno ballad a la Theje (FiK 2022)

It was Liverpool lawl

It was indeed an ethnic ballad, but it wasn't exactly like Theje. Just typical Albanian in Eurovision song

• Armenia: A pop song with a bit of ethnic influences, probably won't qualify.

Sike, Brunette qualified, and the song does have a bit of ethnic elements in it. Pretty spot on.

• Australia: Something pop like We got love.

Nah, electro rock instead.

• Austria: Tired of NQ-ing so they send a great ballad with power vocals trying to imitate rise like a phoneix but in the end they qualify and score on the right half of the scoreboard.

They qualified, and they did have a right-scoreboard result. Another good prediction.

• Azerbaijan: Sends a girl with a weak pop song (a la Falling Stars, Moldova 2016) with half-swedish half-azerbaijani songriting that either borderline qualifies or nq's for the first time since 2019.

It did NQ, but it wasn't a girlie pop by swedes, this time it was completely made by the artists themselves.

• Belgium: Will probably send a dark ballad that changes tempo at the bridge. Really no idea for them.

Nope, no dark ballad this time, but a funky disco gay anthem lmao.

• Bulgaria: After years of doing so well BG will probably get their downfall. Will probably send a balkan ballad in english that won't qualify

Bulgaria withdrew.

• Croatia: Steps up their game and chooses Mia Negovetic (internally or wins the nf with changes rules and revamped) and scores in the top 15. Not sure on the genre, probably will be similar to her 2020 entry.

Croatia this year was extremely different 💀 but they indeed got top 15 in the end.

• Cyprus: sends a hot guy with an uptempo song written by one or two swedes trying to imitate Sweden's success. Doesn't qualify.

Partly true, it did qualify.

• Czech Republic: Will originally state they won't participate in esc 2023 but their decision will be changed in the last minute and will compete. They'll go with an uptempo song again and most likely place top 15. Before the contest the odds will say they won't q but will be a surprise Q.

It's pretty uptempo, placed top 10 even but the whole time the odds said they're a definite Q sooo this was again pretty spot on.

• Denmark: NF will remain the same, nothing will change despite the weak recent results. Their song will be fully in english and it will be a mid tempo song. They'll place around 20th.

Breaking my heart was pretty uptempo actually, and no, they didn't qualify.

• Estonia: They will send a female singer with a calming slow song, in the style of Med haekanddi sol or Calm after the storm.

It's a slow song sung by a girl, but it wasn't the same genre as the 2 stated above, just a power ballad.

• Finland: Gets again a top 10 result with a rock, meme-y song.

UMMM this one is VERY close. It was a metal meme-y song that got in the top 3. I was close with this one.

• France: Selects Pauline Chagne or LMK internally, or another female singer. Will place in the top 15.

Female singer, yes. But it was just outside of the top 15.

• Georgia: Will have a pop feel good song with a few georgian lines. Will qualify

Nope, not at all oof

• Germany: Sends a pop rock song and will place around 16ish.

They got last again 💀 but yeah, pretty close with the genre

• Greece: Sends a girl for the 7th time in a row and doesn't qualify. Song will be in english.

Song was in english but was sung by a boy. And it didn't qualify.

• Iceland: Remains strong, sends something in the style of Turn this around and places Top 5.

Iceland NQ'ed.

• Ireland: Sends something strong and emotional, with empowering lyrics. Will qualify.

Empowering lyrics yes, but it didn't qualify lol.

• Israel: Fuego style song lol. Top 15.

WOAH VERY CLOSE. It was similar to Fuego with it being a girl bop with lots of choreography, and got a top 3 result.

• Italy: Sends a weak entry but won't be in bottom 5. Will place 18ish.

Sike again, Top 5 with a ballad.

• Latvia: Either sends Justs or someone with an indie pop. Qualifies.

OMGGG another close one!! Justs was in the national final, and Sudden lights were an indie (rock) pop band. And they were pretty close to qualify but in the end...yeah.

• Lithuania: No idea for them. But I see them qualifying.

Yup, they were in.

• Malta: Continues the streak of cheap pop songs. NQs.

It was a pop song (not cheap though) that didn't qualify.

• Moldova: Same as Malta, will choose something extremely basic (such as Stay, Moldova 2019) and NQs.

Completely different lol. But I did guess the title of the Lithuanian entry so yay!

• Montenegro: Borderline Qs with an ethno bop.

Montenegro withdrew.

• Netherlands: First NQ since 2015. Will send something in the style of Montenegro 2016.

I guessed the NQ, but not the genre, it was a polar opposite one (aka ballad)

• North Macedonia: Qualifies and gets top 10. No idea for the song but will probably be something opera pop or just simply opera.

North Macedonia withdrew.

• Norway: Sends a girl with an emotional ballad sung in cursive. Qualifies.

It was a girl, and she qualified but no cursive sung ballad. They had one in the national final though (Elsie Bay with Love you in a dream)

• Poland: Sends something in the style of Paranoia from their NF.

Nope, they are both pop but come on, Paranoia is light years ahead of Solo 💀

• Portugal: Sends fado but people won't like it and will place bottom 5 in the odds. At the actual contest it either does very well or doesn't qualify.

They did send something ethnic Portuguese a bit, and it got bottom 5 in the final.

• Romania: Will choose Olivia Addams via internal selection with a song in the style of Sugar by Natalia Gordienko.

Nah, not even close.

• San Marino: No idea. They're so unpredictable.

I laughed 😂😂 they got a dated dad rock with cheesy lyrics in a broken english.

• Serbia: Balkan ballad probably.

We got epic boss battle with an electro beat instead lmfao

• Slovenia: Sends something with a lgbtq message since they just legalised this year the same sex marriages.

WELL- the music video had included a bit of that and it does have a bit of vibes, this was eerily close lol??

• Spain: Contines Benidorm Fest and gets another good result. Will send something catchy like Rayden

17th is more of a decent result but no Rayden style song.

• Sweden: Goes back to basic hot guy pop song. Top 10

Nope, we got Loreen lol

• Switzerland: Sends something very memey with yodelling and people will compare it to Yodel It. NQ

Completely different entry, emotional ballad about war

• Ukraine: Either places bottom 5 aka "host country" curse or wins the 2nd year in a row. Might be wrong and biased af but I can see them having a win streak like Ireland had in the 90s

Yeah, not the case. They did beat the host country curse.

• UK: Places high once again thanks to TaP music. Or at least I hope so.

Bottom 5 💀

[coffeetarik]

Saya bukan orang paling rajin. Malah mungkin pemalas tegar. Tanya saja sesiapa yang kenal saya. Saya memang pemalas, cuma bukan paling pemalas. Paling pemalas tu rumet saya. Paling celaka.

Tapi mungkin saya patut berterima kasih kepada Thejes. Kerana beri saya pengaruh baik sepanjang praktikum ini. Siapa sangka, saya akan buat portfolio kerja untuk setiap murid kelas saya? Siapa sangka saya akan cukup rajin untuk tanda semua kerja murid saya? Siapa sangka saya cukup gigih untuk buat RPH hari-hari? Siapa sangka saya cukup rajin untuk buat lembaran kerja sendiri, bbm sendiri walau mungkin tidak semenggah? Sekurang-kurangnya saya tak sangka saya akan cukup rajin begitu.

Tapi untuk praktikum ini, walau dengan patah hati, walau dengan setiap malam yang dihabiskan dengan termenung, dengan break down. Sendiri. Saya berjaya harungi liku-liku dengan jayanya. Malah cukup untuk keluar exercise setiap petang, ke surau setiap subuh dan maghrib, bangun cukup awal untuk dua rakaat sebelum subuh.

Dear self, thank you for doing all these things.

[magic-is-beauty]

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[mondaymelon]

NEW THEJE OMG

HEHEH YES I BECAME DRUNK GAY WIND(WINE) MAN

[monkey-bones]

my favorite part of morbius is when heaewjke riedoes theje a 

[tuninapreferita]

luj e luj me mu, ah s’ke faj se une te du!

[xrd]

No I was gonna work on that Venom pic today but I forgot

[i-amarobot]

Creepy