#theirs feels more smooth ahhhh idk

[kameyyy]

chat since when do I have 3k words on my inumaki wip (first chapter too????) I thought I had like 1,5 or 2k max wtf

[nagipops]

hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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[peachy-jaehyun]

Switched

A/N: I started this one because the idea popped up into my mind. I’m not sure who the ships will go between or if I'll continue. But if you want me too let me know LOL. I just wanted something funny..

You were sitting in your bedroom at your desk. The only source of light coming from your laptop screen and EXO light stick in hand. You were watching a live stream of their concert. You had wanted to attend an EXO concert but it hasn’t happened so for now you were going to stick with watching streams and fancams. You heard the screams get louder in your earphones as you noticed that EXO came onto stage and began to perform their first song. You raised your light stick and quietly sung along. Eventually they began their introductions and you were swooning over your bias Xiumin. After that they began to go back to performing and so you continued to silently cheer and yell fan chants with the audience. Eventually you noticed that they were getting ready to perform Artificial Love.

You sat up in your seat ready for this performance when suddenly you blacked out and all you hear were the cheers coming from your earphones, or at least you thought. Eventually you were able to open your eyes and you nearly stumbled from shock at what you saw. A hand appeared on your arm and you turned to see Suho looking at you with a concerned expression.

“Jongin, are you okay? We’re about to perform can you go on?”

You looked down at yourself noticing the cane in your hand and then back at Suho nodding slowly. He looked concerned but noticed that the song was about to begin and decided you would be okay and walked to his part of the stage. You looked around noticing the other EXO members getting ready to perform and then you saw slightly below you at the groups of fans waiting expectantly. You didn’t know what to expect but once the music start you were lucky enough that this body seem to takeover the dance.

Kai’s POV:

I pulled my head up and looked around urgently scared thinking that I passed out on stage and someone was going to notice me. I looked around at my surroundings noticing the dark room, confused I stood up and accidentally pulled the laptop in front of me with me since I had earphones in. I picked up the laptop and looked at it noticing that our group was performing. It was funny though because I noticed that this is today’s performance and that I’m moving but I’m here.. I looked down at myself and fell down from shock. I touched my now shorter and smooth legs. Ran my hand through my now long dark hair. I stood up and saw the light stick and used that as a light source and found a mirror. Looking at myself I noticed that I wasn’t actually myself but some girl.

Your POV:

After the concert had ended you followed the rest of the boys off stage and towards the dressing rooms. Eventually they began to dress into their more comfortable off stage clothing, in which you turned around and began to fumble around one of the unattended bags assuming it’s yours. Pulling out a shirt and pants but then realizing you weren’t ready to change and see Kai’s body. You stuffed the clothes back into the bag and felt a hand on your shoulder. You turned to see Sehun looking at you. “We are getting into the van to go to the hotel. Are you not going to change?” You shook your head. “I’m really tired so I’ll just shower and change at the hotel..” Sehun seemed to understand and nodded, leaving the dressing room. You grabbed your bag and followed him out to the vans. Getting in you pulled out your phone and saw a text message from your phone number

[Hi person who’s in my body while I’m in theirs, can we talk? Okay more like.. WE NEED TO TALK]

You texted back [We do need to talk.. Wait until I’m in the hotel. I doubt you want the other member’s knowing about this yet..]

[Okay, call your number when you get there.]

We eventually arrived at the hotel and you looked through your wallet and was happy to see the room key, with the room number on it. You walked casually over to your room and got in, closing the door behind you before anyone could talk to you. You pulled out your phone and called your number. It barely rung twice before you heard your voice on the other end.

“Are you alone?”

“Yes..”

“Okay, now fix this”

“You expect me to know? I know just as much as you? What did you think that I was some sort of psycho fan who used magic to switch our body’s huh?”

He was quiet on his end. You scoffed. “The nerve..”

“Okay okay.. I was a bit out of hand. But seriously you can’t expect me to believe that it wasn’t your doing at first. I’m sorry.  Anyways.. How do WE fix this?”

“Hi, yes the owner of the body you’re in is named Y/N”

“Oh, right.. Well I guess you already know my name. By the way I’m really offended to see a lot more Xiumin here than me. How am I not your favorite?”

“Seriously? That’s not the issue here. I should probably tell you about myself, in case this problem doesn’t get fixed immediately.”

“Right, and I should tell you what you wouldn’t know about me Mrs. Xiumin is my bias.”

“You’re an extremely bitter person, noted.

”He scoffed. “I’m not bitter.”

“You know you’re taking this pretty well. I’m still freaking out. I feel like my heart's going to pop out of my chest. Or your chest for that matter. Also I was so very sweaty after the concert and I’ll have you know that I have no plans on giving you a shower.”

He laughed, “Oh but if it was Xiumin!”

That’s when you heard a knock on your hotel room door. “Someone’s knocking on the door.. What do i do?”

He could hear the fear in your voice, “It’s probably just Kyungsoo or Suho coming to see if you’ve showered or eaten yet.”

Another knock, “Jongin? Have you eaten?” Sounded like Suho. Makes sense since he looked concerned for you the most.

“Just tell him you have and that you’re about to shower then sleep.”

“Yeah hyung! I’m just going to shower and then sleep. Thanks!”

“Okay, well rest fully we go to the airport tomorrow..”

“Thanks hyung”

“You know I might enjoy my life here, no hyungs to boss me around and I can chill.”

“Ha! Right!”

“Go shower me!”

“NO.”

“Can’t you just shower me in the dark?”

“What if i touch….it….?”

He laughed out loud. “SHHHHHHH you’re going to wake my family up.”

“Ahhhh, sorry that was funny. Just do it! I don’t want to stink at the airport!”

“FINE. I’ll call you back.”

“If you take longer than 20 minutes I’m going to assume you’re enjoying the show”

“YAH” You hung up. Once you hung up you gathered his clothing that you would need. Getting into the bathroom you looked at your reflection and it started to dawn on you the position you were in..

After 25 minutes you were out of the shower and dressed. You picked up your phone and called Kai back and he answered quite quickly, “Wasn’t it big?”

“Do you have no filter?!”

He laughed, “No but seriously I realized after you hung up what kind of situation we are in and we need to get our shit together.”

“WE? You’ve been messing around. But I’ll explain my life and what I’m like. Should we tell anyone?”

“Nah, we can google the problem and if it’s not solved in a week then we’ll tell someone like I don’t know the insane asylum once they’ve tossed us in there because this is crazy.”

“Whatever, let me tell you about my boring life”

“Ahhh boring life because your a Xiumin stan and not Kai. Proceed.”

You ignored his comment and told him all about you and your family. You guys talked well into 3 in the morning when he decided that you could continue this tomorrow because you would need rest. After saying goodnight and laying in bed. In a body that wasn’t yours you were really hoping it was a dream. You fell asleep and woke up the next morning to an alarm going off on your phone.

Looking down at yourself you noticed that you still weren’t you.

Well this takes waking up in somebody’s else’s bed to a whole new level. 

A/N: Lol idk how this is.. but if you want me to continue I will. Idk I think you guy’s needed to be freaking out more but oh well. I still had fun.