#their each other's worst influence

[jonathanbyersphd]

No because Nancy really smacked Steve and THEN Jonathan beat his ass. Like they really said tag team.

[lovesickeros]

popping in randomly after almost an entire month just to talk non stop about the tsaritsa again everyone sit down.

specifically just thinking about the implications of tsaritsa's ideals originally being about love + the abandonment of those ideals to complete her goal of, presumably, destroying Celestia or whatever she's cooking up. to the point even her people don't love her and I probably don't even remember a time her ideals were of love. now it's all just ice and snow and cold.

which makes romantic fics w her even funnier because she's purposely removed this part of herself and suddenly reader walks into teyvat like they own the place (they do) and I can only imagine her reaction. angry, probably. because why you? what are you doing to her that's caused her hundreds of years of strict adherence to rejecting "love" both from others and to others to just. collapse. absolute shattering of her world and you probably don't even know it bc if nothing else she's good at hiding it. a lot of denial. tries to pick you apart and see what's makes you so different.

and oh she just hates it. she loathes it.

basically one sided enemies to lover trope because she can't stand you for a while but if you stick around she starts warming up to you and it makes it WORSE. so much worse. tries to distance herself but your just everywhere and it gets on her nerves because why does she love you? she isn't capable of love, not anymore. she thought she was.

g-d forbid one of the harbingers or PIERRO notices she'd never live it down. might even consider the implications of just killing you (she doesnt). worse if you know about it and act like a brat she will lose her damn mind

just the tsaritsa being an absolutely horrible mess internally.

[juusangatsu]

So... Yume is joining the Black Cat dorm, huh?

[pakekajeka]

Ok so I've finished Magnus Archives and Malevolent for the first time and these are my main takeaways from them

[sejarcus-archive]

All the most important mentor-tribute duos are a boy and a girl, except for Marcus and Sejanus… gay

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I think that Laios Touden should be dropped into the Supernatural universe, just for a week or two, just to shatter the entire basis of 70% of the plot arcs.

Please can you imagine if "The Man Who Can Figure Out How To Safely Cook And Consume Any Monster" were in spn. most of the show's foundational facts/arcs will no longer function.

Laios breaks spn by existing

[poetryvampire]

how do we feel about Zevlor/Dammon (aka Hellforge)...

Ooooh very good!🧡

I haven't seen/read that much of them but what i have ive really liked and would love to see some more.

I just feel like it would be hella passionate. Sooo good for that spice 🔥🔥🤌Dammon's so bold and much more comfortable with who he is and what he wants. Like he's gonna be frank about how he wants to nail zevlor right into the floor. And when getting that kind of energy I think Zevlor would give it back in full. They're gonna get very creative together. Its awakening some of that hellfire mischief in that old man.

Plus gods I'm so weak for age gaps in general, but man I love Zevlor just being awestruck by a his beautiful younger lover wanting him. But this time instead of zevlor pining and trying to hold back they literally can't keep their hands off each. He still has some doubts but doesn't have time to linger on it cause they're fucking again and again and again

Anyway lol I like the dynamic I think it's really fun 😁

[ghoulbats]

grian and scar really are idiot4idiot i adore them

[blasphemousclaw]

What do you think about the theory that Tanith influenced Rykard to be eaten by the god eating snake? And as a sidenote, how do you think Ranni feels about her tarnished consort going after Radahn and Rykard? Especially Rykard since Radahn was more of a mercy k*lling at that point.

Haha idk, the Carian family dynamic (and their particular relationship to the tarnished) fascinates me

I’m not sure if this is exactly what you’re suggesting, but I’m not really a fan of the idea that Rykard wouldn’t have been devoured if Tanith didn’t push him to do so… I do absolutely think that she encouraged him to be devoured, but I don’t think it was by any means her idea or something Rykard wasn’t thinking about doing anyway. He’s been studying Gelmir’s ancient serpent cult for a very long time, perhaps even longer than he’s known Tanith, so I get the sense that the pact with the great serpent is something that’s been stewing in his brain for a while. Plus, I think it’s important that Rykard is the architect of his own downfall. It’s the classic Wizard Hubris character arc!!

As for Ranni, OHHH I think about how Ranni might view her brothers’ deaths all the time!!!!! Ranni’s relationship with Rykard feels so tragic, because they went from working together closely to him going off the deep end into snake cultist territory… I think Ranni had to have accepted at some point that he had strayed too far from their purpose and couldn’t be reasoned with. I bet Ranni takes a similar approach to the soldier who begs us to kill Rykard because he no longer resembles his former self — honestly, the tarnished killing Rykard is a mercy-killing too, in that sense.

I feel that Ranni has long made peace with the fact that her brothers are gone, and all she can do at this point is move forward with her plans… it’s no use dwelling on her past when she plans to leave the Lands Between behind anyway. But I’m sure it still hurts her if she lets herself think about it.

[fleetsonourgecentral]

what kinds of pranks do Sonic and Scourge do?

Pretends to be good at coming up with pranks for the sake of this ask

Honestly just think of every time Sonic has pretended to be dead or that a situation is hopeless, only to turn around and be like "lol bitch u thought". And then make it worse. Because those are their absolute favourite kind of pranks. Scourge's presence just makes everything worse because he'll think of ways to make it look more realistic. Poor Tails has a very vivid memory of Scourge coming home one day after a battle, ears flat against his skull, carrying a bruised and bloodied and lifeless Sonic in his arms, growling a choked-out explanation about how Robotnik... Sonic couldn't - that bastard is going to pay for what he...

And he lays Sonic on the sofa, disappearing elsewhere into the base, making small noises like he's about to start crying. And Tails is distraught and starts shaking Sonic, begging him to wake up, tearing up when he receives no response, and he's just taking a breath to start wailing-

And then Sonic screams "RAH!" and grabs him and Tails shrieks so loud it rattles the windows, and from the next room he can hear Scourge laughing his ass off. Fucker left the room in the first place not because he was crying, but because he was laughing

Tails sulked for a week straight about falling for that trick again and Sonic and Scourge were told to clean the damn fake blood off the sofa and off the floor (which they didn't do)

Those are the kind of shitty pranks they pull. Not the only kind of pranks they'll pull, they'll also steal Tekno's stuff while she's working to confuse her, she's sure she put that screwdriver around here somewhere, or they'll place important things in difficult to reach places and replace them with taunting notes, or (like you mentioned in your previous ask) will drop paint on someone. They especially like dropping paint on people. But occasionally pretending to fail a mission, or pretending that one of them is dead, is their favourite type of prank, although they don't do it often in order to keep it at maximum effect

[homeless202]

Eunyung rubbed off on him more than we realize

that's exactly how EY would act in that situation: fight with words before he had no other choice but to resort to physical violence. loud public accuzation to have witnesses in case sth bad happens while acting like the sole victim. spelling out exactly what's going on without even lying. antagonize further to have a bit of fun and provoke them bc he can't be seen throwing the first punch if he's really innocent.

-> why did he act like EY?

HJ wanted to avoid fighting bc he wants to put that aspect of his life in the past and that's how EY usually does it. altho, tbf, even for EY, that strategy only works out if he runs away before the actual fight starts, which HJ did.

ig HJ's time spent around EY did sth after all

[shioricain]

And if I say they're the same?

[tails-boogie-board]

Tails' moral code when Sonic is there: :3

Tails' moral code when Sonic leaves for longer than 45 minutes: ;3

[jeniffercheck]

shivlina as quinn and rachel in unreal....my best au placement yet i think

[dragonofthestone]

Dead middle of the night/ early morning at the Comodeen when suddenly all that's heard is;

'thump thump thump' in one direction and then a 'thump thump thump' back down the other.

The source: Tim and Chicken with the zoomies chasing each other through the halls

[lordofthestrix]

house rules for leah & tristan <3

Send me a URL and I'll post 10 house rules their muse and mine would have if they lived together Warning: I'm writing this under a severe lack of sleep. It might require a rewrite later. Okay so...Surprisingly enough I can actually see it happening. One of the two sees a property they like, the other decides to be a taunting pest about it and in a quick exchange of pens and bitten real state agents, they somehow end up owning a place together. Leah probably returns there once every decade and so does Tristan but...It exists.

Leah is not allowed to threaten, harm, inconvenience or be overly critical of Aurora in any way, shape or form.

Tristan is not allowed to plot, scheme, or device nefarious plans and tortuous fates for Elijah.

If one of them is going to take advantage of the long periods of absence the house endures to convince some amusingly gullible humans the place is haunted, it is in good manners to invite the other to participate in the vampires impersonating ghosts fun.

Collecting a great number of owls, dressing them in tuxedos and telling the other his friends came to visit isn't a fun prank and the responsible deserves the quick cuts near and to the eye she got for four seconds or so from the rebelling birds.

Tristan's witches inviting themselves to the greenhouse and messing with the plants at their whim isn't perfectly fine and acceptable just because they can make them more poisonous.

Leah will give a real chance of enjoyment to the elaborated who's done it mysteries Tristan prepares for game night. Real murder might or might not occur.

Making her best and most exaggerated Sherlock Holmes impression won't be considered a form of cooperation, Leah.

Tristan will give a real chance of enjoyment to Leah's suggestion of modern activities she perceives Tristan is refusing to offer a fair try to.

Wearing a cravat and getting one of his old walking sticks for such excursions won't be considered a form of cooperation, Tristan.

We don't talk about the house when we are not inhabiting it. The house is a strange, confusing concept that implies Leah sometimes can be comfortable staying with someone for more than five days or that Tristan can occasionally enjoy living with a Mikaelson. The house only exists when we are there. @troubleah