#their both such losers
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The situationship is situationing
(btw this is a younger JD and hickory in the au)
+sleepy BH john dory + JD going to his first protest🥰🥰🥰🥰
#trolls#trolls band together#trolls world tour#trolls au#trolls john dory#trolls hickory#bounty hunter john dory#bounty hunter john dory au#john dory au#trolls hickdory#hickdory#i like to think hickory had the fattest crush on him when they were younger and jd was just oblivious but once they were older jd just fell#so unbelievably hard#their both such losers#sorry chat for au posting#it will happen again
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Fanon Tim, a mysterious super smart hacker bro on the same level of Oracle, who’s also unhinged, caffeine dependent, morally grey, negative rizz, lowkey has the highest body count of all the bats, and is a badass: and I will watch the crimson blood, leak from you neck
Canon Tim, loser skater boy who plays DnD in his spare time, nap addicted, pulls hella bitches, strict moral code with the bad habit of seeing only black and white, and is also a major badass: woah, that kid is hardcore goth
#and I love them both#i just miss loser Tim#dc#robin#tim drake#red robin#fanon#canon#batfam#batman#South Park reference
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gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here
#bg3#you having an unnatural alliegance to losers is unlike you slaughter-kin!!!!!!!#like orin ketheric wants both of the two dead because. fuck em
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they hate when you serve mean lesbian & loser gay mentor & mentee duo
them and their stupid gay jokes are so dear to me
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#agatha all along teen#wiccan#mcu#marvel#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#my art#agatha all along fanart#they are both mean and losers actually
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the sheet hes holding is called “pickup lines the ladies will love”
#cringefail losers i actually hope they explode#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws#completely forgot how to draw chuuya’s hair i cried a hundred times drawing this#ALSO WHY ARE THEY NEARLY THE SAME HEIGHT LMFAO MY B 💀💀💀#tumblr artist lotuspear ignoring both the height difference and the hat (i’ll get cancelled one day)
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butch miku saved my life
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#kagamine rin#mikurin#art#my art#miku x rin#rin x miku#cw suggestive#they're both losers
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Skcrumblo Bleebus
#my art#ff7#cloud strife#a butch?#a trans man?#both?#whatever he is his gender is loser#a mean butch with mental issues is the hottest tho#in my humble opinion
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Lawlu knights!AU in which Law is very very VERY dense (he's gonna fall in love so fast it's embarassing really,,,,,,,,,,)
#lawlu#lulaw#one piece#op#monkey d. luffy#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#fanart#au#yes yes you hate him tell yourself that#you loser#he's gonna fall in love with both nika and luffy without even realizing it's the same person#meanwhile luffy will do damage around#you're so screwed law#stuff
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Ragapom Nation, how we doin'?
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#ragapom#buttonblossom#my art#can't believe we guessed who'd be the girlfailure in the ship wrong smh my head#tbh though I kinda like the idea of them both being absolute losers in their own ways#girlfailures together strong#rambling in the tags
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Her gaze softened
#i missed my loser girls so very much#insisting that both of them are dogs in a relationship. both sniper and scout. in every way#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#sniperscout#fem fortress#tf2 femscout#tf2 femsniper
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Oh, it is OVER for the Wheeler Siblings
#those losers never stood a chance tbh#byers boys saw their emotionally avoidant family and said get loved get absolutely treasured#it's infinitely funnier bc of how much these boys were SUFFERING in Cali#like both of them having glow ups??? that's hillarious#... it also might be over for holly but for very different reasons#jonathan byers#will byers#byler#jancy#mike wheeler#nancy wheeler#byers brothers#wheeler siblings
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if god hates the gays why do we keep winning
#doctor who#doctor who lesbians#lesbian#river song#missy#rivermissy#rissy#thirteenth doctor#spacewives#thirteenriver#i'm a gay loser#alex kingston being in both incidents says a lot about her
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Astarion: I think he likes us. Tav: I like him, too. But I'd never say it to his smarmy face. Raphael has a crush on Tav and tries real hard to act cool about it.
#raphael#raphael bg3#raphael baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#Raphael is that suave charming bad boy who tries to look cool as hell (heh) in front of his crush like an absolute nerd#meanwhile my tav also has a crush on him so we're both losers really#bg3gifs#korilla hearthflame#screaming at the “came out on top” line... the writers definitely did that on purpose and it makes my brain go brrr#because that definitely means he likes you carnally since we found out about HoH#Also look at Tav's faceeeeeee#They're like “OH”#Like it just hit them#Omggggggg
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jiang cheng has a reddit alt, on which he writes incredibly bitchy posts complaining about how jin guangyao is raising jin ling during his custody time. unbeknownst to him, jin guangyao also has a reddit alt, on which he writes equally bitchy posts complaining about how jiang cheng is raising jin ling during his custody time.
their alt accounts find each other on the single parent subreddit they both frequent, fail to recognize each other, and end up bonding over a (perceived) shared struggle....
chengyao endgame
#mdzs#jiang cheng#jin guangyao#jin ling#chengyao#jin ling comes across both alt accounts and realizes what's going on immediately.#but he's not going to say shit because lmao why would he. get rekt on your own losers#yanyan speaks#mo dao zu shi
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Embarrassing teenagers pretending to be cool
#bsd#bungoustraydogs#dazai#dazaiosamu#artists on tumblr#procreate#chuuyanakahara#skk#soukoku#bsd chuuya#both of you are LOSERS#you are FIFTEEN (16?)
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loser könig ‘comforting’ reader after she had a bad breakup/failed date…
(18+) Loser!König x Heartbroken!Reader
WARNING: MANIPULATIVE & COERCIVE BEHAVIOR
Loser!König’s brows are creased in sympathy, cooing reassurances in a soft, compassionate tone - but he truly could not be happier. He has to bite back the smile just begging to make the muscles in his face sore.
Loser!König hated your boyfriend anyway, such an arrogant jerk he was. König would treat you so much better, he would never make you cry. You can’t see it now, but you’re much better off.
Loser!König doesn’t dare miss his opportunity to touch you, rubbing your back soothingly as you cry, his hands dipping lower than they should on each descent of his gentle traces.
Loser!König’s cock is straining against his pants, and he can hardly bring himself to feel ashamed about it. The sound of your stuttered sobs and the sight of tears streaming down your face has his cock at full attention, a bead of arousal forming at the tip and threatening to stain his underwear.
Loser!König scoots closer to you, pressing his thigh to yours as he slings his arm over your shoulders, pulling you into his chest.
Loser!König sinks his teeth into his bottom lip, holding back a needy groan when your palm rests on his chest. He can feel your plush, clothed breasts graze against him with each of your faltered breaths.
Loser!König rests his cheek on the top of your head, eyes lulling as he inhales you. You’re intoxicating, he’s high off the scent of your shampoo and your touch, his cock throbbing with each breath of you he draws.
Loser!König will fix you a drink to make you feel better. Loosen you up a little. You’re so weak and vulnerable right now, he’s hoping that your ex not only just drove you into his arms, but into his bedroom as well.
Loser!König <3
#such a good idea anon ily <3#where would i be without y’all#i have so many perfect beautiful requests sitting in my inbox so thank you so much for your patience as i work through both them and TGWCM#loser!konig#dadscannons#abusive!konig#uhohask#könig#konig cod#könig cod#konig#call of duty#cod#cod x reader#cod smut#konig call of duty#könig call of duty#konig x reader#könig x reader#call of duty konig#call of duty könig#cod könig#cod konig#cod x you#mw2#konig mw2#könig mw2#konig modern warfare#könig modern warfare#cod mw2
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