#their banter please
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Skizz: We're gonna crush it! You'll see! We just need to get back in that cave, get into the Nether portal-
Mumbo: -the what-
Skizz: -and we'll be set for the whole game! Just you trust me on this!
Mumbo: Err, I don't think it's safe to do that right now, actually.
Skizz: Why not?
Joe: Yoo hoo! Over here, lovebirds!
Joe: Looking for a place to safely spend the night after losing everything but each other?
Joe: Well look no further than the patented Hunker Down Bunker!
Joe: By the way, the matching suits are a great touch. You two look like you came here straight from your wedding!
Skizz: Oh haha you're so right dude, we do!
Mumbo: a-
Mumbo: it's-
Mumbo: Could you not?? say it like that??
Skizz: So, puppet guy, are there any king size beds for our wedding night down in that bunker?
Joe: No, the sheep seem to have gone extinct, but we have some mighty comfortable stone!
Mumbo: I wish the zombies would hurry up and end this already.
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#quadruple life#life smp fan session#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#dapper duo#i'm so happy you guys like them :'D#please don't take their banter here too seriously lol they're just teasing Mumbo#joe hills#gif cw#next update coming in a hot second
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sos month day 8: free prompt “These two children are going to drive us insane though. It doesn’t take a blessing in divination to tell that.” “I know it. But, they’re going to be great.”
Collab with the amazingly talented bestie @fantasy-author-xanna-renae! Powerful witches Tsunade and Chiyo putting their differences aside to let each other's little students learn from both sides as much as possible!! You can check it out here.
#sasosaku#my art#sasosakumonth2024#sasori#sakura haruno#my small contribution#the vibes are ON#its big ghibli vibes#and theyre kids#what more do we possibly need#thank you so much xanna im crying you truly breathed life into it#tsunade and chiyos banter is everything to me T___T#PLEASE READ IT
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“How’d you get stuck with babysitting duty anyway?” Boba asked one day during dinner. “Oh, I volunteered for this,” Fox told him. “Why the kark would you do that?” “Language,” Fox admonished. “Well, I was just living my normal boring life and I thought to myself, ‘I don’t get called an ugly piece of banthashit often enough.’ So I decided to adopt you.” Boba snorted. “You’re a psychopath,” he told Fox. “I’ve been called worse,” Fox replied breezily. Boba doesn’t find a new family and Fox doesn’t become anybody’s dad; an adoption story.
@bilbosmom-belladonna commissioned me to illustrate a scene from her delightful fic Trying to Escape What You Can't Let Go. She was amazing to work with and you should absolutely check out her fun little found family story!
#boba fett#young boba fett#commander fox#star wars fanart#tcw fanart#my art#digital art#cc 1010#sw fanart#sw tcw#artists on tumblr#fanart#I've only ever drawn baby Boba with this one expression on his face but I love him with it so much#also I was recently reminded that 12-13 year olds are actually teeny tiny so I guess he got his growth spurt early?#can you please appreciate Fox's barely visible shirt?#I'm so glad Bella let me work it in in the end!! I thought I was being very funny#also totally check out the fic!! the banter is A++! and boba is such a traumatized little shit I love him!#they match just right with fox
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fanart/sketches for @pennedinblood 's absolutely delightful radiostatic fic, Romantic Homicide. i couldn't resist the urge to draw something for it, it's simply so good, everyone go give it a read
#HI. I HOPE THIS ISNT OVERKILL LOL#this fic has bewitched me heart and soul . the story. the characterization. the humor. the banter. wouagh#i dont want to spoil it but this fic is so funny. please#anyway. ive never drawn these guys before lol#mine#my art#fanfic#radiostatic#alastor#vox#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel fanart#other scenes i wanted to draw but didnt have the time: cannibalism diner; psychological warfare via pastries; and 'my dear friend vox'#maybe another time. bc man. this one has me hooked
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veilguard companions anytime rook shows up while they’re chatting among themselves
#that’s how it feels like ok!!#when they end their banter and look at you in total silence hahahahah#and during the cutscenes…#why is nobody inviting me#PLEASE#I want to be your friend too!!#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#da4#datv#da#da4 critical
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phil & balls
#can the banter please be in full-screen.....#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#dapg#danandphilgames#gif*#gif*dnp
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so i started playing persona 4
where are the QoL features
#persona#art tag#ACK I FORGOR TO COLOUR THE BITS BEHIND HAIR nvm#i have no idea how to tag this!!#i fear what original p3 might have been like#i feel like a fake gamer man#like how did you guys do that#i feel like i would have given up if it was the first one i played#i am too stupid!!#im glad i have played through 5 and 3re#i am somewhat used to the flow of the game and the ability names#otherwise i would be STRUGGLING for my LIFE i tell you#like to be fair i dont think it's a huge world#BUT LIKE PLEASE IM LOST IN MY OWN HOUSE#also these protags are basically my OCs at this point#i borrow their canon personalities#and reshape them into something i like more hehehehe#edit: im crying im getting lowkey flamed on tweeter dot com#i just meant it as in joker spent a lot of time in tokyo!! one year changes a man!!#I KNOW inaba is small!! but QoL additions are always good!!#i get the appeal!! that you use your brain!!#you spend enough time to know the place!! but it's called QoL features not NECESSARY features!!#im cryin the boys ate just bantering#you can even read it as yu being like LOL you're a city boy now huh?? hahaha#now i really am fighting for my life and mental
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Hey, Chingching, Phi Shin is blushing. Stop it.
HIGH SCHOOL FRENEMY | EP12
#high school frenemy#high school frenemy the series#saintshin#skynani#sky wongravee#nani hirunkit#hsfedit#my edits#I AM LIVING FOR THEIR BANTER#now gmmtv i want this exact dynamic in a bl please#i don't want bl no. 23908409 that's following the exact same formula with the exact same tropes#i can't keep relying on jojo for providing us with content that's a bit out of the box#give me something different pls#i’m begging#oh and on another note#i know people are hoping for a skynani series announcement next week#but they blew up fairly recently and gmmtv has probably had their line-up locked in for weeks if not months#so i feel like we shouldn't expect too much because they may not have had enough time to react and cast them in a new series#UNLESS this was the plan all along#the source material also had everyone swooning over the leads so ig they shouldn't be surprised that QL stans are latching onto them#they'd be stupid to not give them more work together now that they've got the momentum#so i do hope that they'll at least try to keep up the hype until gmmtv 2026 if there won't be any sort of announcement next week#i’ll watch them in 214829347 bromances if i have to#but please do not separate them in the forseeable future
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[Rook: I'm also a Crow.] Lucanis: Have you told Viago that? Rook: (Grumbles)
(I'm paraphrasing that first line, I don't remember the exact wording but that's basically it.) Lucanis teasing de Riva is something I didn't know I needed but god I love it.
#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#rook de riva#more of this please#also i gotta bring more people out with lucanis. hunt for more faction banter
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This is a wild Elucien headcanon…
but please imagine Lucien being in a really dangerous situation with the Autumn court, like something happened and they have him as a prisoner, or unable to leave.
And Elain is there listening to how Lucien could potentially be held captive in a cold cell or even tortured.
And shes there when Eris says the only way to save him is if he has real ties to the Night Court or if he officially becomes a member, and the only way to do that is if he gets mated/married to someone from there, not anyone, but the High Lady’s sister.
And everyone is outraged with what he is suggesting but Elain is suddenly quiet.
And she suddenly says “I will do it” and everyone gapes at her, some try to talk her out of it (possibly Feyre or Nesta) but Rhys just nods.
And they send notice to the Autumn court that they cannot harm Lucien because he is a Night Court citizen, but Beron doesn’t believe it, he demands that Elain goes there so he can determine it.
Chaos, outrage, but she agrees, and she obviously doesn’t go alone. She convinces herself that while she doesn’t owe Lucien anything, she is tired of the bloodshed, the loss, and if she has the power in her hands, she will act. That is all, she couldn’t care less about him. She convinces herself she would be this worried for anyone that is close to her sister, it’s not because shes worried and scared and petrified of something bad happening to him.
They’re in the Forest House, they bring out Lucien who is luckily generally unharmed but Elain looks at the binds in his wrists and her whole body reacts to the sudden urge to protect. Beron takes one sniff at them and knows it is true. They’re mates. But Beron says an unfulfilled mating bond is not valid (listen idk about these fae laws bear with me) they need to marry. Elain declares that was the plan all along. Lucien is shocked. (I just imagine what must be going through his head seeing his mate stand before Beron in the same room where Jesminda was killed)
They let Lucien go with his mate but they have to stay in the Forest House until everything gets resolved. Elain and Lucien are shoved into a room, no more chains on him, but he doesn’t understand any of it.
Both of them are standing awkwardly in the room. Lucien is staring at her as if she has grown ears, still shocked, still reliving moments, furious at them for being so dumb as to risk themselves for him. He supposed he really was a big asset for Rhys to have done this. But her… why was she here? Why did she put herself in this position?
“Did they make you do this?” He says through his teeth.
She muses on what to say. “No” she gets offended with the assumption that she can’t make decisions for herself. “I agreed to this and came on my own free will”
“Why would you do such a thing?”
“Because I’m tired of people dying, I wouldn’t forgive myself if I could have done something” A silence and for some forsaken reason Elain has the need to add. “This doesn’t mean what you think it means”
Something irks at Lucien then, and the awoken nerves on his body make him respond to that. “And please tell, Lady, what do I think it means?”
Elain clenches her fists. “That I’ve changed my mind about you… about this” She signals between them. “This is just temporary, out of necessity”
Lucien just stares at her.
“I never entertained that you did, I can assure you.” It is easier to turn on her, on this beautiful female that is putting herself at risk for him, than to be hurt at the continuing rejection from her. “You’ve always just assumed that I’m some brute fae that wants to steal you away, let me tell you now that we’re speaking frankly, that its not the case. I can’t control the pull from the bond, but I have no interest in pursuing a female who doesn’t want me”
That sends Elain to retaliate. “What about the gifts then, was that not pursuing?” She cocks her head arrogantly.
“I was bringing them to Feyre as well. That was me being polite, but guess you don’t know the first thing about that”
“You are one to talk about politeness when I’m here risking my life for your neck and this is how you treat me” She takes one step closer.
“I never asked you to do it” He mirrors her and steps closer with his broad hands clenched in fists.
“I will just let you die next time then”
“Fine by me, as long as I don’t have to endure you shoving it on my face”
“Asshole”
“I’ve been called worse” A sly, angry smile creeps at one corner of his mouth. She suddenly realizes they’re breathing on each other’s face.
“And all this time I thought you were a gentleman” She summons her anger to keep focused.
“You will learn I can be a gentleman, Elain” Her name on his lips, for the first time. “But I can be so much worse too”
His breath is hot on her face, their hearts already beating fast.
“You admit you were pretending then, to win me over”
A sharp breathy laugh from him. “If I wanted to win you over, I would not have tried to be gentle”
Her lips form a thin line as she holds herself, the pull, his words, the sudden effect of his mismatched gaze intense on her face.
“You shouldn’t have done this” He says quietly, roughly, his eyes showing something beyond just annoyance, she sees the fear in them. She pushes it back.
“What’s done is done” She says. “We will pretend, see this through, and then we’re done”
“Alright, dove”
She’s startled. Her nostrils flare. She ignores the outrageous pet name he just used on her. “I’m going to take a bath, I suggest you do the same, you stink” She begins to walk away and stops herself “I mean after I’m done” She frowns as she strolls away.
He watches her with sudden amusement.
He’s scared, hes pissed and hurt. He’s tired. But something inside him sparks, and he can’t really put a name to it.
Oh he’s not alright.
#guys im not a writer but I had to put this out there#if youre a writer PLEASE TAKE THIS I NEED IT#elucien#pro elucien#marriage of convenience#the best trope im sorry#pro lucien vanserra#lucien vanserra#elain archeron#elain x lucien#autumn court drama#elucien headcanon#elucien one shot#elain and lucien banter will EAT
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For all the ways banter's way too slow in Inquisition, there's something absolutely hilarious in 4 of the most proeminent figures of the Inquisition standing perfectly still on a dune in the middle of the hissing wastes, silent as graves for a whole ten minute, then one going "soooo... Bianca. Hot."
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#i love you all dearly but please talk to each other#varric tethras#dragon age varric#iron bull#banter#inquisitor lavellan
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ive posted about my "saiki is actually short and just shapeshifts to be taller sometimes" headcanon before, but i dont think i ever said that part of the reason i hc this is because i like the idea that kusuke gets his height from kuniharu and kusuo gets his height from kurumi... so theyre half tall half short family...
#i think ive said before that i hc kusuke looks a lot like kuniharu and kusuo looks a lot like kurumi#thats where this hc comes from#i like it. this was one of the first things i headcanoned after watching saiki k actually.#i believe this to my core and i think the brothers banter about this a lot#please-for me- just picture their family photos#its. cute.#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#saiki kusuke#saiki kuniharu#saiki kurumi#meows post
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stephanie and damian will forever be the most interesting yet underrated robin duo due to their shared themes of inadequacy and worthiness. people do discuss legacy in relation to ‘robin’ but no one juxtaposes these two together often enough when they’re perfect character foils.
stephanie, who despite her best efforts and earnest belief in ‘robin’ falling short of ‘worthiness’ to that mantle due to her singular disobedience compared to damian. someone who initially dismisses the mantle as anything but an extension of inherent ‘worthiness’, yet is granted grace again and again. but even that’s a grace initially given by dick and alfred more than anyone else.
i think ‘robin’ exposes their insecurities and failures so starkly compared to dick or tim. and i think it’s their shared themes despite the diametric opposition that makes them so interesting together. they can probably see through each other in a way otherwise limited to a select few, merely through happenstance. their experiences are just so bitterly human in the sense that their appeals to the fickle higher power that is ‘batman’ fail against the regrettable, flawed humanity of bruce. and i personally think they should be able to bond over it more.
#damian wayne#stephanie brown#please dc i need a proper emotional moment with them again#like daddy issues and a battle for the ‘worst’ robin among groups of the most annoying people you’ve ever met?#check and check#also their banter is just fun i need them arguing like siblings on a bed wars server again
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idk the consensus on the last stand but old man charles and erik rolling up to lil ol young jean gray's home and sitting down with her like two old men about to adopt their daughter .. it makes my brain happy at the very least
#xmen#xmen the last stand#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#jean gray#snap chats#i get so tripped up typing 'jean gray' cause i always type gray as 'grey' its killing me vjaelkjale#or. is 'grey' applicable too ? their mailbox is spelled 'grey' ..#anwyay i mean i guess that technically is very much what happened but eriks little 'i like this one' PLEASE#THEIR LIL BANTERING AS THEY WALK UP TO THE HOUSE theyll be the death of me#but yeah .... ignore how jean kills charles later in the movie. ESPECIALLY AFTER ERIK'S GOADING#erik ily and ily ESPECIALLY when youre being snarky and annoying but look what you don did#i personally was like. EH on the last stand. it wasnt particularly one of my faves but it doesnt incite a burning rage in me#THO SCOTT DID DIE AND THATS :( i like him ..... he's done dirty in these movies in general but we've known this#it only gets a special place in my heart because of aforementioned Two Old Men Adopt Child For Being Too Dangerous#plus hanks in it :) i like hank ...... i feel like he doesnt get much love personally but anyways
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Knowledge is knowing that Frazel and Caleo are cute and not having a super intense love triangle where Hazel has to choose between Frank and Leo is good.
But wisdom is realizing that Frank/Hazel/Leo had the potential to be the ultimate throuple
(That scene where Frank entrusts Leo with his fire stick secret, would’ve meant so much -)
#cause please the Frank and Leo flirty banter would’ve gone hard#hoo#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#leo valdez#frank zhang#hazel levesque#calypso#frazel#caleo#the lost hero#son of neptune#mark of athena#house of hades#blood of olympus#camp half blood#riordanverse
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"fenris hates all mages" counterpoint: he just has beef with Anders Specifically
#this is not supposed to be a Serious And Nuanced Post TM please dont come at me fhdslkjflsf#i just think its funny how they bitchfight#and for the record no i dont think they hate each other#however. i do also believe that they find each other specifically annoying lol#theres at least one other banter i remember where anders brings up mages and fen answers with#actually this is about Just You and not mages in general#(and also another disclaimer i do think the game tries too hard to make the characters too one-track with their opinions)#(and that chances are 'bethany wasnt weak' was meant to mean 'she wasnt possessed or a blood mage and played her part`)#((he did also get on well with bethany tho. so theres that))#but i digress#laya plays dragon age#personally i believe that anders has beef with fenris because he keeps beating him at cardsand fen is smug about it /hj
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