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Let the record show it was Mr. Nathan Lee who intitiated the banter, therefore the defendant cannot be accused of being the sole instigator of any subsequent instances of such behavior.
ch6 of thicker than if /// @barbwritesstuff
#thicker than#thicker than if#nathan lee#elias blackwell#my art#comic#nathan saw an opportunity and TOOK it#very relatable. i would've done the same#however...#you have no idea what you set in motion with that first joke nathan#nooooo idea#gotta say. their banter gives me life#(nathan's ch10 is so so so good barb đ)#carpe noctem. wahoo!
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Hehehe, Alien Robots
Watched Transformers: Rise of the Beasts with my dad today and legit all I can think about is writing a fanfiction centered around the cast being found family and doing mundane slice of life things bc theyâre aliens and need to interact with earth more. đ
I also kept mistaking Optimus Primal as a robot version of King Kong, but thatâs not relevant.
Read the tags if you want my random thoughts and some spoilers.
#transformers#transformers rise of the beasts#spoilers#Bumblebees fake death angered me#He was my favorite as a kid like bro#I love him using dialogue from media to talk#I liked Primal more than I thought I would#Dang it I needed more of the cheetah#Air Razor and the cheetahâs designs are chefâs kiss#The character banter is everything#Optimus Prime radiates tired dad energy#Heâs so done with everyoneâs garbage#Scourge??#As in the warrior catâ-#Mirage screaming like a girl when the cheetah pounced on him was priceless#Sonic shoutout#Air razor my beloved I want to give the birb a hug#But sheâs dead#Should I write a fanfiction about this?#This is the first transformers content Iâve interacted with in years#Has anyone done a mundane slice of life fic for this film already?#Donât wanna copy people#Anyways great movie#The action scenes were đ#Me having to ask my dad for GI Joe lore bc crossover??? đ#A moment of silence for Primeâs banger one liners#Noah youâre giving âIron Manâ#Elena is kind of a mood#Noahâs little brother is so wholesome#And also a bit of a gremlin
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Yori is such a smoothie đ
Yoritomo's 4th B-Day story in a nutshell
Yoshino: "Yoritomo-sama it's time for check-up!"
Yoritomo: "What?"
(Yoritomo-sama has been overworking recently. I want to help him release his stress so he can relax at least a little bit)
Yoritomo: "................"
Yoshino looks at him with sparkling eyes.
Yoritomo (with a big smug): "Oh I get it now....you wanna play doctor so you can touch every corner of my body, huh? Sure why not."
Yoshino (blushing): "N-N-N-No I didn't mean that!?"
Yoritomo: "Hm!?" *already took off his clothes*
Yoshino: *nosebleed* and goes with it.
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ok but here lies the abyss still drives me absolutely bonkers, itâs so good!
#txt#sophie replays dai#like! all the banter#the argument between fran and Alistair in the fade about the wardens#and him snapping that she basically had every mage in Kirkwall killed#and thatâs the whole thing with fran! itâs why so many of her own mage brethren absolutely despise her! because she sided with Meredith#the way that whole convo is voice acted is đđ#also the fear demons âdid you really think you mattered hawke!â spiel makes me feel sick#it threatening fenris and hawke just immediately brushing it off#him telling the story of the time Fran intimidated the carts so much they just fucked off ahshdkd#and then him dropping the âI should be the one to tell fenrisâ like god#even if in my canon fenris was there alongside her that line still makes me hurt so so bad#anyway sorry rant over i just have so many thoughts and feelings about fran and where sheâs at by dai#*varric telling the story etc
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Extra content and spectacular banter from the dnd gameâšđ
#bg3#baldurâs gate 3#astarion#karlach#gale#wyll#shadowheart#laezel#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate 3#high rollers dnd#high rollers#high roller bg3#myart
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What would uraume be in your sibling au? Would they be a normal friend or a sorcerer? Because they give a vibe that them and sukuna would be ride-or-die best friends that makes banger food and cleans his room when they come over because it is polite.
If they are a normal person in here, I would imagine that they saw each other again in shibuya and uraume is like "dude that you?" And talked for hours to no end
Damn anon what a coincidence because I was just sketching them for fun yesterday (more like because I wanted to draw topless sukuna) but then I had to make some adjustments after reading your comment. Thatâs interesting! Iâd like to think uraume is also a sorcerer but they donât associate with anyone (almost like yuki) and just went on by themself. Uraume is the only personâone and only I might addâthat sukuna can stand being around with. They met when sukuna was a first year sorcerer and on a mission with geto and gojo to exorcise a bunch of curses that suddenly appear in a village. Uraume was alone and outnumbered that time, and almost died before sukuna saved them. They dedicated their whole life to sukuna as a thanks, sukuna thought that would be a burden but enjoyed uraumeâs presence more than he admitted.
Of course they donât have the master and servant kinda relationship like in canon, but uraume still respects the hell out of sukuna. And just like that they are instant buddies. Uraume would sometimes pay him a visit in jujutsu high, hanging out around in tokyo, cooked him delicious food, and when there are leftovers sukuna would just bring it home to yuuji (âdamn, dude, whereâd you get this food? itâs better than mine!â)
Uraume is also the only one that can talk back to sukuna. They would banter every now and then and people around would arch their brow to see sukuna can joke and laugh too, like, is THAT sukuna??? What happened???
Thanks for the ask anon, uraume is also one of my favorite characters and their interaction with sukuna is just đ
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mONguus
Caitlyn : rich, unhinged, mongoose
Vi : angry oil slick
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You know they would have the best banter. đ
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British yan: Blimey, I've got to admit, I proper miss having you around, mate. It's like a right dull day without your banter and all that. Reckon you should come back soon, yeah?
Farmer yan: Well, doggone it, I gotta spill the beans â I'm really hankerin' for your company, partner. It's like a tumbleweed rollin' through a ghost town without ya. Reckon you best mosey on back, y'hear?
(2000) jock yan: Hey, homie, gotta spill it â I'm majorly missing your vibe. It's like, the day's straight-up whack without your banter and all that. You best roll back soon, cool?
(1980) jock yan: Yo, my dude! I gotta lay it out â I'm totally buggin' without you around. It's like a mondo dull day without your rad talk and all. Think you can cruise back soon? Tubular!
Old English speaking Yan: Hark, dear companion! Verily, I must confesseth, mine heart longeth for thy presence. 'Tis as if the day becometh somber without thy merry discourse. Pray, return anon, and bringeth cheer to these halls.
Shy yan: Uh, um, you know, I, uh, I kinda, uh, gotta admitâst-st-stuttering hereâthat, uh, I really miss, um, having you around, yeah. It's like, you know, a r-r-really boring day without you and all that. R-reckon you should, um, come back s-s-soon, yeah?
this is the best way to tell me "imy come back" after I've went off for some hours đ„čđ„čđđ
#nectar's rambling#anon message#⥠anon#should probably do a farmer/cowboy yan fr#also another part for jock#this message was 10/10 đȘđȘđ«¶đ«¶#godnectar#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere jock#yandere farmer#yandere cowboy#yandere professor
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Six of Crows Live Blog - Chapter 14-16
Nikolai mentionđ
Ninaâs crush on Zoyađ
âSeems to me if they donât want to be found, you should just let them be.â Jesperđđdonât do that to me
Not quite a meet cute, huh?
Nina damning herself for not studying long enough and not being a better Healer for Inejđ„ș
âMatthias had always fought his own decencyâ Thatâs his character right there. Perfectly distilled into a single statement. Leigh Bardugo, genius wordsmith that you are.
He dreamt of me? Aww. Oh. OH.
âI might have loved youâ BRO
Matthias internally refering to Wylan as âthe soft oneâ is so accurate for them and so funny
They really canât stop caring for each other deep down (Helvar? Kanej? ÂżPor quĂ© no los dos?)
âStop glaring at meâ âNoâ
Kaz can truly only be an optimist when heâs scheming planning
Kazâs immediate âWhoâs watching Inej?â when Nina appears - bro youâre being so obvious
I love the ghost banter so much
âMy ghost wonât associate with your ghostâđ€Ł
Nina holding Inejâs hand while she sleeps and then immediately crying when she sees that Inej is awake
Jesper being extra hyperactive because heâs worried about Inej
The little jab at Tolya
Kaz gave Inej her first knifeđ„ș
âFive more minutes, Papaâđ„șđ
#grishaverse#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#liveblogging#nina zenik#six of crows#soc#wylan hendriks#wylan van eck#matthias helvar
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Who do you like to tango with?
like... like the ranch duo but without being that one-
Tango and Bdubs 100%!!!
The snarky banter between both of them is golden đ
These two will say the meanest things to each other when together then separate, going about their own things, and be like; "Man, that guy, he's the most talented, kindest, funniest guy I ever knew, make sure to watch his video! ~â€" they are so hilarious and silly. Tho I do really enjoy Tango and Etho's friendship as well, they can get pretty snarky too đ€Ł
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Galaxycon Raleigh was an amazing experience! Got to meet all four OFMD cast members in attendance, and they were all so incredibly kind, attentive, and wonderful - really made you feel like the only person in the room talking to them â€
Nathan- wonderful energy, freely dishing out compliments, really puts you at ease; gave him a friendship bracelet and he told me "thank you so much for taking the time to make this"; selfie with him is my live reaction to him saying "you're adorable"
Kristian- absolute sweetheart; I know he's tall but oh my god he's so tall; didn't get to talk to him long as he had to run to the photo ops, but it was still a great interaction
Vico- so friendly and enthusiastic and excited to meet everybody; oh it was so much and all of it good, i have to make a separate post
Con- I love this man, he's so friendly but real, straight up told us these kinds of events exhaust him but he loves them; had a great conversation with him, and when @thelilnan brought up Chernobyl, he loved that, to the point that when we went back to talk to Nathan and mentioned Chernobyl, Con popped over my shoulder and spent like a full minute leaning over me to banter with Nathan, before handing Nathan a signed Chernobyl print. Nathan looked at it, looked at us, and went 'what am I supposed to do with this? blow my nose?'. We mentioned that a drag show happened at the OFMD meetup the night before and he grinned said "what a great way to say 'fuck the Republicans'". I slid him a print of this stizzy art to sign for me, and he picked it up and just stared at it for a good long while, which was like đł, and then he told me I was very talented and when I said I had an extra copy if he wanted one, he said he'd love a copy đ
The cast clearly all liked each other and that really just added an extra layer of enjoyment to meeting them. They did a great Q&A panel, and I was very financially irresponsible in meeting the cast twice but no regrets. There's definitely more that happened, but honestly there was so much, its all kind of blurring together rip, but in summary, 100/10 experience đ
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@outlanderskin :"For those who have doubts: just research a little about CaitrĂona's dating history. See how she treated Dave and James and how she talked about them in interviews. See how she wrote about the Irish boyfriend she had in Paris in that article. Compare all of this to the impersonal way she treats or talks about Tony. Bingođ"
Good point đ
Dear Good Point Anon,
You know, it's really serendipitous, as I have just finished a weeklong deep dive in very, very old press articles on (or at least mentioning) S and C, who clearly had a life before OL, thinking it would be nice to put some of my archive work skills to good service.
I think @outlanderskin was referring to C's New York Times article I reviewed and analyzed last summer, but I just found way better: a very long report in the Irish Independent's Sunday issue of July 11, 2004, focused on the next generation of Irish supermodels. Of which there could be only one, at that time: C, who dominates Roxanne Parker's 'Through Thick and Thin".
I am sorry, there is no link available to my knowledge, so we'll have to work with these very poor xerox scans:
I took the liberty of generously using my dreaded highlighter and, for the people who need to translate this post with Google, I am now taking my time to type what I find damn interesting in this almost twenty-year old article:
'If Ireland ever has a hope of having its own supermodel, then Caitriona Balfe is it. Sitting in the Pink Pony Café on Ludlow Street in New York, Caitriona swirls a wad of bread into her carrot and coriander soup while informing me that her musician boyfriend just brought her a breakfast-in-bed of cream eclairs and coffee a little over an hour ago. But that doesn't stop Caitriona from finishing her lunch and chasing it with a large cocoa-dusted cappuccino. Ebony-tressed and ivory-skinned, Caitriona clip-clops down the cobbled street after we leave the cafe, heading towards her apartment in Chinatown with Dave Mailone (sic!), the boyfriend, in tow.'
This reads, in 2024, like an interview with a more benevolent C clone from a totally different planet, indeed. A young, carefree, in love and hysterically funny C, who apparently had no problem heavily dishing out happy tidbits of her private life to her home country's press. A C also very much reminiscing anyone with a brain of the 2013-2018 bantering C, as this quote shows:
Again, you'll have to indulge me retyping it, Anon (tedious, I know - but helpful). She is remembering her real breakthrough, in November 2002, at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, in New York:
That was the most I've ever been paid for a show. I've got 18,000 euros for one day's work! They made me get a spray tan before the show, and I was still the whitest and the least well-endowed girl in the entire show! So what did she have to wear on the big day? `Not a whole lot! I think I described my outfit on the day as something Wilma Flintstone would wear on her honeymoon night. There wasn't a whole lot to it and it had bits of fur hanging off it.'
And, for good measure, we even have a (admittedly, awful) picture with the season's fiancé, with whom things did not end well:
I know, it looks like a Pravda pic, circa 1957 and I am honestly sorry. But it's still very clear. And, which is more important, very eloquent.
Anon and reader, you draw your own conclusions on this. I know where I stand. The only guy C has similar pics taken with and released in the press or on social media is the peasant some love to bash every single day in here. Their problem, not mine.
Yes, of course Mordor will yell and hiss. Of course they will throw rotten tomatoes at the blunt knife and scream THIS IS OLD. But hey, do you have any better than this poor (but oh, so endearingly authentic) picture or than any given S&C pic before the fucking EFH and IFH, when she gradually started to turn into today's Reclusive, Restrained and Rarefied Greta Garbo wannabe?
Oh, and please: don't give me the 'he's shy' or the paperwork crap again. Her public persona has drastically changed, and not for the better. It's plain to see and there are reasons for this.
Who's to blame? This question is so wrong, in so many ways.
The question should be 'what's to blame?'
I'll stop here, Anon and I hope it was somewhat useful. Thank you for dropping by.
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ââ§Â°đȘ dj's comfort reads for cloudy days đ°â§â
my own work
hoodie strings | caring bf!yunho x gn!reader | fluff
always available | bf!san x gn!reader | fluff
my sunshine | newlyweds!wooyoung x f!reader | smut
minor nuisance | bf!jongho x f!reader | smut
morning buddy | bf!yunho x gn!reader | fluff
recs
rainy season by @cheollipop | soft bf!yunho x gn!reader | fluff
youâre enough by @cheollipop | soft bf!yunho x gn!reader | fluff
âł especially good for the self-doubt days â€ïž
with a touch of sweetness by @atxxzist | san x gn!reader | fluff
âł the banter is just đ
#everyonewooeverywhere#ateez x reader#ateez smut#ateez fluff#yunho x reader#san x reader#jongho x reader#wooyoung x reader
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you've unleashed something with this and you already know I want my leader in blue going feral for reader
[ REMIND ] for our muses to have passionate sex meant to remind one party who they belong to.
â i want everyone here to see that youâre mine. â
â are they making you uncomfortable? i can do something about it. â
â you wanna lose a limb? beat it, fucker. â
Tried to stay in the limit, can't wait to see you work your magic!!
Friend you never disappoint đ
Letâs do this,
Rated Explicit (18+ only)
âOnce I start, I cannot stop myselfâ
His peripheral alerted him immediately.
Because Leonardo always had some part of him keyed into your moods and their various shifts.
Right now he could tell you were bothered, annoyed.
Naturally once he saw the reason for said annoyance he could empathize.
Vern Fenwick wasnât everyoneâs cup of tea.
Yours and Leoâs thing had started a few months back and the two of you had opted to keep a low profile. So of course Vern didnât know which meant he thought he had the go ahead to pathetically flirt with you.
And that little nugget of information had nested within Leoâs stomach in the worst of ways. The basket ball game felt like a thing of the past now, Casey and Raphâs bantering far away. Mikey and Aprilâs hushed laughter white noise, Splinters even breaths as he meditated a simple hum.
He doesnât quite remember getting up from the couch, his large frame standing at full height had been your alert. Your eyes going back and forth between his approaching steps and Vernâs close proximity.
Something screamed in the back of your mind the second that Leo was behind Vern. All you could envision was the large terrapin suplexing the Falcon into the eighth level of hell.
âSo how about it? You and me, a flight to the vineyard and a bottle of rosĂ©?â Vernâs smile faltered the second he felt a large none human hand fall on his shoulder. There was a little jump but soon a sigh of relief. He mustâve thought Leo was Raph, who wasnât too fond of him either.
âHey Leo-oomph!â
Vern was not so gently shoved behind him. Leoâs sheâll serving a shield for privacy.
In a hushed whisper he simply asked, âis he making you uncomfortable?â And Christ, Leo had never looked this serious before. Not just serious but downright mad.
âHey Blue, I was in the middle of something here with Y/n, you mind?â Vernâs eyeroll could be heard more than seen.
You huffed at his words, to which Leo added.
âI can do something about itâ
Stern. Truthful. A vein on his forearm more evident as he fisted his hands.
You didnât want conflict, any moment now everyone would look over and nothing about this screamed âfriendly banter.â
But Vern naturally had to fuck things up further.
You didnât hear it, Leoâs large frame was in the way but the way his eyes widened and the way he turned to face Vern was very telling.
âRun that by me againâ Leoâs voice was in what everyone joked as âleader mode.â
Vern audibly gulped and whispered closer to Leo.
âI said Iâm trying to get something going here with Y/n, be a pal and let me close the deal here will ya?â there was a little scoff and laugh as if trying to keep his cool but that quickly went to shit when Leo leaned down closer to Vernâs face.
âYou wanna lose a limb?â Was the simple question Leo posed.
âE-excuse me?â Vern visibly shrunk.
âYou have two working ears, you heard meâ whatever looked Leo was casting at Vern had the man turning pale as a sheet of paper. You felt a small exhilarating rush.
âWell of course not, no-â
âBeat it, fuckerâ
Oh.
Oh shit.
It dawned on Vern, the warning bells rang and before he could come to the conclusion to what really was going on here, he had scurried off to the living room like a robot.
âHoly shit Leo-â Before you could finish your sentence his lips had found yours. A three finger grip on the back of your neck kept you in place as he kissed with every intention of everyone finally knowing.
When he released you, the gang (sans Splinter who was deep in meditation) was staring and blinking. Your nervous smile faltered when Leo grabbed your hand and pulled you in direction of his room.
You didnât miss Mikeyâs âgood for themâ as the door closed.
âJesus is it spring or are you really this upset?â You smiled and laughed nervously some more once Leo backed you up against the wall.
âNo, but if I ever see anybody talk to you like that, Iâm going to break their legsâ His fingers found the button of your jeans, he undid it and knelt to roll the fabric down vast your knees. Your face heated, pink and red and hot at the sight of his hands giving your underwear the same treatment.
âLeo everyoneâs here, theyâll-â
âI want everyone here to see that youâre mineâ
The words knocked the air out of you.
Before you could fathom an excuse he used stuck a digit into his mouth and wet the appendage. He found your clit and drew circles. Knees buckling and lips twitching you forgot what sentence you were creating. âIâm going to cover you head to toe in marksâŠâ He stood back up, finger never seizing its movements.
âWhen you leave this room, youâre leaving smelling of me, on you, in youâŠâ A finger slipped inside of you, thumbs continuing to circle your clit. The action made your hands shoot out to grab at his plastron. âOh f-fuuuckâ You muttered out, a hand slipped to grab his wrist.
Leoâs other hand cupped youâre face, a loving stroke across your lips made another gush of heat pool at his knuckle.
He smiled.
âPlease-oh-Leo!â You squeaked as he turned you around and pressed you against the wall.
âEveryday, if I have to remind everyone everyday from now on, I willâ His teeth found your shoulder and sunk, hard enough to see the indentations of his teeth on the flesh. âIs that a pro-promise?â You smiled against the concrete wall, stuck out your rear and relished the growl like churr that escaped him.
The rustle of clothes made you bite your lip.
You felt him, inch by excruciating inch.
Felt the desperate need to claim you overtake him as he wrapped an arm around your waist and fucked you.
His mouth found your neck and sucked a bruise onto it, hips rhythmically slapping against your rear. The finger that had been rubbing teasing circles was now in your mouth. Your eyes fluttered, palms against the cold concrete, his heated body a delightful contrast.
He muttered praises at your ear, the ones that with each syllable made you stand on your tippy toes as that familiar pressure overtook. He boxed you against that wall, his massive body pressing up against you wantonly, deliberately, with every intention of your orgasm bouncing off of the concrete against his very soul.
It was a rush, everything weightless and then so very heavy when it hit you. You bit down on his finger and felt your bones turn to jelly as he held you through it. The shaking alone made Leo smirk as he continue to thrust, to push as much of his essence into you. Your drool dribbled down his finger, his own seed doing the very same down your inner thighs.
You felt your world spin as his teeth found another spot on your shoulder.
#jealousy prompts#ask#supershiny-Raven#ns*w#tmnt leonardo x reader#tmnt leo x reader#leonardo x reader#leo x reader#tmnt bayverse
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the thing about shipping quodo is that I'm just as satisfied reading a well-written fic where they have a brief moment of understanding between them, or a begrudging friendship, or even just their weird banter / game lol, as like actually shippy stuff. I mean they are absolutely kissing, and sucking and fucking, in my silly sentimental heart, but really it's đthe dynamic
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