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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… (a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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thanksgiving is the worst american holiday cuz you cant get any good porn out of it. girls can dress up as a turkey or a racist and that's it.
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if you're into parade balloon transformation then i assure you thanksgiving is a bountiful time for porn
listening and learning. i guess.
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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine
bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice
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