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[stolen from bluesky]

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Kids these days are obsessed with ball. It's all they care about.

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writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more

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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think