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if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️
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nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.
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Cashier: uhhh… wanna bag or nah
Me: Just let it all… *makes motion of sand falling through gaps in my fingers* disappear…
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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!
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just had an absolutely atrocious thought
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*guy who doesnt know anything learning about his first thing* wow this is just like nothing
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why is it always red bellied woodpeckers doing this
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