gayk-47

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why tf was this thing so tantalizing like am i the only one who wanted to eat it

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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Teach me how to use my tumblog

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@important-animal-images

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twitter is funny sometimes actually

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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Customer: MY NEW CAR IS A LEXUS RC F AND I AM SOOOO HAPPY! DMV: FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

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What are your political views?

pretty good

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nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?