#their ass is not payin taxes

[pidgeons-cliffbirds-love]

a great supernatural subplot would be sam and ean gettting hunted done by the irs

[offbrand-mango]

Who the FUCK names their dog LENNARD

THAT MOTHA FUCKA PAYIN TAXES N SHIT WITH THAT NAME

THAT DOG IS NOT A FUCKING DOG. THAT'S A GROWN ASS MAN.

[patchworkofravens]

Rumble They gon' take yo' face off

Spirit of a lion describes my soul Give it up to Zion, then my fire grows Wishing of a riot inside my lobe Am I trippin'? Is the highest when I fight my foes? Bip, I'ma hit 'em with this, you 'bout ta get yo' ass kicked My technique is so sick, I'm 'bout to make the hit quick Whole lotta muscle (chea), you don't wanna be in a tussle (chea) Better than me? That's rubble You want trouble? What's up, dawg? Feelings hot to kill a top guerilla Drop and kneel to pops, I grilled the opp For real, your clock it yield and stop Your will is shot, the deal was knock ya 'til you plop I got the hell comin' your way You softer than a thing of Yoplait Never competitive with the better kid, I go kray Gonna be deaded because I fed it to the mo' graves When you wake up in that wet blood Ain't no way you 'bout to get up How you know that I taxed yo' ass 'Cause you got the motherfuckin' check stub Always gonna have to pay cost when you steppin' in my way boss When I build steel and you stay soft, you're gonna punk out when we face off

Rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon'

Rumble there young man, they rumble Run up, get a combo, quickly help you understand but stay humble Don't nobody wanna talk about the way of the world The weight of the world'll make 'em all crumble And I might stumble, but I pick myself up, brush myself off, my thoughts of a goddamn boss I am at they neck like I'm Malcolm X, like I'm Dr. King, like I'm Cornell West Like I'm Huey P., like I'm Booker T., like I'm Rosa Parks, I'ma need my rest Niggas know what I'm 'bout, I'll run up in yo' house Feet up all on your couch, sock you right in your mouth I ain't after no clout, it could really go south I'm prepared to go to battle whenever there is a bout I am Muhammad, Ali, I'm payin' the homage, policy is to be honest I take it beyond it though, I can relate to ebonics and really I hate to be ominous All of your hate is too obvious, I am the hustle, the muscle, I play for the audience I am a gangster with knowledge, if you wanna enter the ring, I would hate to be opposite Jab with the right, jab with the left, jab with the right, now you got 'em all staggerin' He gon' come back with the right back With the left that's when you step to the side, now dagger You gon' be damned if you do, damned if you don't, bastard, I'm like Cassius my swagger It really don't matter, pardon, I'm hardened, lawless the Martian, kickin' that jargon

Rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon'

Barber cape off how I'm giving a fade Based off the description I gave Cut the game off, I'm a Street Fighter Beat breaks off like the whip on the stage Hand out, ass whippings my plate Haters ate off, yeah, get Hitler a steak It'll be chaos like a emerald chase When I face off in a Nicolas Cage Yeah, I'm living in rage Punch a pussy nigga like I'm fistin' his babe I was sittin' in the 'spital, goin' mental Doc had told me they'll forget me, but they didn't, I remember them days And I don't wanna be Batman, nigga, I'm Bane Literally how the venom enters my veins Since a little one, Killa really been sick in the brain And the more I think about it, my life was twisted (wait) Reminiscing on when mom and dad would wonder Why they couldn't reach 'em, like they didn't have my number Fighting for my sanity, I never had it hunger Put a nigga under ground quick, that's a bunker Shock 'em like I'm Master's brother Better pick your battles, busters halfway under Hit more times than acupuncture When it comes to rumbling, I'm Afro thunder Really it be funny when I kick it to you dummies How I'm grippin' on this iron when I'm rhyming on the mic Because it really will get bloody like I'm kicking it with buddies When I beat a nigga up like I was Iron nigga Mike I tell 'em they don't wanna tussle when I'm at 'em, they gon' drop Bet you that he stumble when I jab 'em then I cross Leave a nigga humble, like Damn, when Kenny dropped 'Cause really we can rumble like Jackie in the Bronx, we gon'

Rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off They gon' rumble They gon' take yo' face off (chyeah)

It's about drive, it's about power We stay hungry, we devour Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours (ahoo) Black and Samoan in my veins My culture bangin' with Strange I change the game, so what's my motherfuckin' name (Rock) (What they gonna get though?) Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses Face to face, now we escalatin', when I have to put boots to asses Mean on ya, like a dream when I'm rumblin', you're gonna scream mama So bring drama to the King Brahma (then what?) Comin' at you with extreme mana

Thank you, brother, Tech N9ne Thank you, Teremana One take, that's a wrap Face off

[topeve]

all the multiples of 8 for the asks!

i dont know any math so i naturally i had to google multiples of 8 

8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?

literally when i first started my job bc i was convinced i wasnt the right fit for it/wasn’t going to do a good job/was never going to be comfortable, but here i am almost 4 months later and it’s a vibe!

16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?

serious questions who??? idk, they tend to be charismatic, popular, etc. something about them sticks out more than everyone else i guess! i’m not really someone who is overly invested in any of their lives tbh

24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?

listen to music, cook some good food, take a nap, go for a drive, exercise 

32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?

iiiiiiiii am a very anxious person!!!!! take my word for it! if you don’t see it now you will soon!

40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?

i can only IMAGINE that my relationships with other people would be ~non existent~ 

48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?

i literally do not know there are too many moments i could choose from. perhaps living in GENERAL 

56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker?

hmmmmmm i want to say logical! even if im not very good at it

64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games?

YES very therapeutic!! i was really into playing the borderlands games for a while, uhhh minecraft but not like a big ass lot of it mostly just w my friends or just to chill, the batman arkham games 

72. What makes you feel old?

payin taxes. goin to the bank. making appointments by myself. paying rent. signing leases. car shit

80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don’t, how would this change your life?

ok well tht would make me the middle child and i simply do not vibe with that bc they get the shitty end of the stick bro!!!!! i LIKE being the oldest but i guess it would be nice to see someone else do this shit before i had to kinda stick my toe out into the real world 

88. What is your opinion on social media?

it’s a gift and a curse at the same time like i kinda miss when none of us had cellphones and we were forced to interact in real life 

96. How do you approach people?

i ddddddddddddont <3

104. What is the most terrifying dream you’ve ever had?

uhhhhh p sure it was one where i got like publicly ridiculed. also i was running and tripped and fell and u KNOW when u sit up in bed like !!!!!!!

112. What is your biggest motivation?

probably trying to exceed everyone else’s expectations as well a my own? kind of like a special fuck you. real spite-y except aimed at my depression 

120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties?

bold of u to assume i often go to parties!!! i am usually too drunk to coherently put together a story and thats facts 

128. What do you consider “leading” someone on?

being unclear about your intentions and displaying false interest 

136. If GPA didn’t matter, what courses would you have taken?

astrophysics, german, mandarin, more chemistry, physics, even math 

144. Prized possession(s)?

a ring from my parents, my guitars, my BOOTS they were fucking expensive

thank u!!!

[fallenpub]

not payin' taxes.

“I can see how people would come to that conclusion.” Falen chuckles. “If I did that this fell verses Edge would probably come here and try to kick my ass.” she gives a little shrug. 

[jrueships]

https://instagram.com/stories/kyle_lowry7/2801972077745646200?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&utm_medium=copy_link

They’re literally competing the love triangle 😭

OKAYOKAYOKAY. LETS. UNPACK. FIRST THE wRETCHED..WRETCHED!!! wATCCH

Kyle brought out the happy nasal voice for this one so you KNOW he's EXCITED: nice having a TEAMMATE that's onna MAX DEAL 💅 ✨️ (did u hear that deebo i said TEAMMATE and i said MAX DEAL step up the sugar daddeeboisms cause THIS sugar baby is being BOUGHT ! OUT!!!!)

THE C U L P R iT !!!! the FIEND the MENACE the VILLAIN the CHEAT SCHEMING EVIL LITTLE MiNX ‼️‼️ BASARD!!!!!!!!!!

" that guy Right There."

He turns away... he Knows what he's Done. HE KNOWS!!! HE KNOWS!!! VILLAIN! VILLAIN FIEND VILLAINOUS fiEND !!!! TYLER P*RRY BAD GUY !!!!!!! Then lowry little wheeze snortle lol he so old. And then his daAAAAMMMNN!!! you can tell his favorite movie is rush hour (thanks to demar).

OKAYOKAY BUT there's MORE

At first i thought pj mightve been serious and it rlly was from him n Jim but kyle was only told it was from jim not pj, but the laughing emoji abundance discarded THAT theory. Pj just bein a bum 😭😭

BUT STILL like. The fact that pj is showing off jimmys gift to kyle and hyping it up to him and jimmy just 😘😘😋😌 ' yeah i know it's good.' IS. N O T HELPING HIS EVIL LITTLE C A S E HERE. he KNOWS deebo is states away right now with an abductor strain or whatever. . He KNOWS deebo did NOT get kyle that FANCY ASS exPENSIVE ASS watch! he Knows what he's Done. EVIL. Absolutely.. evil. Just because HE'S scared of commitment,,, he's doin all THIS 😭 like this is a GAME to him like lifes FUNNY like this is FUNNY !!!! Jimmy butler villain to all that is LOVE and GOOD 😭‼️‼️‼️.

ALSO LIKE.... jimmy hasn't posted to his insta yet... usually he does it in the morning i think cus he's a morning bird insane psycho but still. Is it. Because you KNOW demar doesn't FOLLOW you so he wouldn't be able to SEE your FLEX on him with HIS husband ???? HUH 🤨⁉️ ANSWER ME !!!!! probably gave kyle the gift sayin smthin slick bout deebo like 'your neo can dodge bullets but can he dodge payin taxes like /i/ can 😽😘' and hands him the watch with his classic evil big brow boned gaze. Planting the SEED in kyles HEAD then actin all innocent... okay jimmy. Sure. Suuuuure 😑

Blue but.... the cursive ... none ☹️☹️. I mean at least he replied lol he just reposted Rudy's LMAO but rudy was reposted to the story first so it's okay 💙 unrelated by WHY do they keep wishing each other happy birthday using pics of them in SUITS ???? IT'S A LITTLE LOUD GUYS 🤨🤨 IT'S A LITTLE.. dough-mess- stiqué 😏. Too bad jimmy has commitment issues and has to make that everyone else's problem 🙄. Gotta try splitting apart the married for life doves as the evil serval cat that swipes flying birds from the air jimmy IS ‼️‼️ but anyways this is still cute 💙💙 I miss the old man comments but maybe deebos afraid of it gettin stale ? Like how kyle is LOL aw naw that was disrespectful im sorry. my instincts. i go to college. anyways kyle being so IN LOVE with demars joke from forever ago........ it's true love. They probably had a period where they had each other's contact names as those characters lol. They're husbands 💙💙 as much as jimmy doesn't want them to be 😭

[ordersreality]

Ghosting

Jeremy Butcher did not know what he was gettin’ into, honest. See, a few months ago the mayor wanted to win his office again. Hell, all he had to do is sit back and not say nothin’ dumb-ass. But what did he do? Run the drug dealers out of town. That means he cleaned out the honest, tax payin’ dispensaries and the back shop dealers. He blamed trick-r-treat, dope laced candies, ‘the children!’ Don’t know why any would do that. Them drugs are so expensive why would any just give them away wholesale like that? You’d think he had enough brains to figure that out without consultin’. He ran the dope dealers out, too. That was October, last year. Big story, lot of lights and cameras, lives lost and stolen. Little Chris, they shot him ten times and waited half an hour for him to die. Why, ‘cause he was deliverin’ thanksgivin’ to his frail aunt? She died the next day of gettin’ that news. Tragic, tragic loss.

Now get this, December and the dope was right back on the street. Only the dealers were new. Some of them too new. Don’t know why that fellow in the Lavender Square put meth in his marijuana but he put too much and didn’t tell his customers. Ten people died that day, that very day. One of them the dealer and it looked like that Skull fellow did that one. Only he didn’t just break his skull, he threw him into the wall so hard his head was alive enough to watch the rest of him drip off it.

Anyway, a new drug seems to be goin’ through town. They calls it Jubilant. One small vial sniffed, dropped on the tongue, added to cigarettes or blunts, I even heard of some puttin’ it on theys eggs. Supposed to make you happy, like you’re on ecstasy. Only it lasts longer and will take you to space or another world. You see colors, or maybe see sounds. Then you see your mama, even if she dead.

All that be fine. Except you forget to eat, get some water, maybe even take to the toilet. That be fine for a day. Only it don’t just last for a day. Second day you ain’t slept. Not that that’ll stop you. You go right on and pop a vial on your tongue and, whoopee! there you go again.

I caught up with him at the Xalapa. There he was, naked as the day he was born, and in the middle of the day. When I seed him last week he had a small paunch. Not too much, just enough to make his bellybutton talk, you know. Today his skin is hangin’ off his bone like laundry.

He be yellin’ too, how I found him. Oh, he ain’t yellin’ ‘bout anythin’ in particular, just yellin’. And him not the only one, neither. There be Dakota, fine chef and ob/gyn. Works at that cafe. Behind him is that niece of theirs, Adria. She has some kind of condition, cancer, I think. And her carryin’ that heavy medical bag.

What the hell is officer Powell doing here? Ain’t he restricted to desk duty from shootin’ up Chis like that? And here he is brandishing the gun of his like he ain’t learned nothin’. Guess he investigated himself, for that.

Another police cruiser pulled up and something in Jeremy changed. He started smackin’ himself like he had skeeters settin’ on him. He kept saying, “Take ‘em away, take ‘em away.” And he start swattin’ big like they was six foot tall, or somethin’.

The new cop walked up to Powell like he meant to hit him hard. Powell was telling them Delmonicos to get back, that everythin’ was under control. Under control? They’s losing control, can’t you just see that? Powell’s even swingin’ that gun around like an idiot. His partner is sure to be shot first, and he knows it.

Adria don’t look so good. Why don’t she put the bag down and get outta the heat. You’d think she had more sense than that. Well, she put it down. Only she don’t look any better. Looks like she means to throw up.

Well, I look around, figure to get outta the way of that when I see Jeremy stop wigglin’ and fightin’. I think I seen him die. First his skin is all red and them swolled up veins poundin’ like a sports car. Then the pondin’ stopped and he went pallid. I hear that other officer yell at Powell to point his gun somewhere else.

Meanwhile, Officer Powell turned to face Dakota and yell, “If you don’t shut the fuck up and get back I will fucking shoot you!” With that he fired two rounds. The first went into his partner’s leg, just below the knee. The second into the suspect’s head. The side of that piece of skull hung on to the left ear by the good graces of the scalp. Brain littered the asphalt as the man slumped to the ground. Hell, why ain’t he spurtin’?

Powell holstered his gun. He seemed to be in shock. Why, he’s shot people before, enough to be used to it already. Meanwhile, Dakota gets to work on his partner.

Before Dakota could pull a bandage and some scissors from the duffle Jeremy done stood up on his feet, grabbed the downed officer by the head, and flipped him over with a twist. Poor man hit the ground and rolled up into a ball. He didn’t stand a chance.

Jeremy turned on Adria like a mad dog after his tormentor. Powell shot him in the face, then the chest, groin, then three times in the throat. That left his head dangling by a couple of muscles. That seemed to slow him down, disoriented him, like he couldn’t see where he wanted to go, no more. He turned and began walking toward the crowd, backwards.

Then Adria yell for it all to stop. I did not know she had pipes like that. I swear they had to hear that at city hall.

And wouldn’t you know it? Jeremy done just that. He fell, timber! And that’s that. Two people dead. Don’t they teach you people how to handle a gun?

.•°•.

[dancingarchitect]

There have been times when I’ve wondered if Black Thought should be in the running for #goat emcee. This video is one of those times. My friend and colleague, drummer Morgan Childs, actually transcribed these amazing rhymes: Uh I’m sorry for your loss it’s somebody dead in a car and it’s probably one of yours The writin’ all across the window and the walls Whether it was true or false We shouldn’t have got involved Remember We walked past the teacher take the chalk and laugh We wrote punishments “I will not talk in class” Now it’s pistols punishing people for talking fast And all these innocent bystanders is haulin’ ass I hate to say “I told y’all” but I told y’all Things fall apart when the center to weak to hold y’all I’m just collecting what you owe to my owe jar You ‘bout to get swooped down on and stoled on Fools swear they wise, wise men know they foolish but we was headed for the web even before computers I never thought you’d give me a reason to do this Cain and Abel Jesus and Judas Caesar and Brutus I see intruders avert yer eyes I told you keep out of the hood Circumcise How could you sleep, I thought you always was the first to rise Eyo you heard the line Errybody plays the fool Well I be that exception to the rule The principal that hand deliver lessons to the school I was makin’ major moves My dollar déjà vu My mission when my ambition was brandishin’ the tool to be an icon wearin’ slippers made of python Get mine quicker ‘cause I’m slick as a pipeline Transportin’ the oil tribulation and toil hit the operation but I’m back in the soil Got my crown tilted, my gown quilted silk with cashmere burn the room down in a minute, built it last year Newsflash, I dodged the bullet that killed the cashier My homie told me to come with him to the masthead Them brothers said don’t go from written bars filled with rage to prime time television and your gilded cage Then forget there’s people in the world still enslaved I bar white at my wrist, and let it fill the page Gunfire and flare Sirens glare I’m in an iron chair with people who care don’t get the lion’s share When I don’t give a fuck then I ain’t fair I’m on a higher table people getting’ money like the finest hair Catch the herald I’m fresh chopped and beveled rap on a doctorate level so F Scott Fitzgerald Maybe I’m the new Rakim Maybe I’m Fab Pharoah Undergarments are armor be my intimate apparel Pre-Kardashian Kanye My rhyme play immaculate Same cadence as D.O.C. pre-accident Maybe my acumen is on par with Gucci rappin’ and gimme the proper respect motherfucker we back again For a couple things we lost in a fire the drive and desire to perform on a higher plateau I make that show lost in a mire Wondering how we got so far from inspired Look, when photos were sepia toned and record players were something you would keep in your home Yo the traveller the meanin’ Tariq he was known For the exemplary performance, uniquely his own I made the 21 pound for some a newfound religion When money’s put down there’s only one sound to make OGs and young lions equally proud to listen To seek what amalgam-ism an algorithm comin’ from where only kings and crowns permitted to darkness Where archaeologists found my image in parchment rolled into a scroll holdin’ a message for you It said the only thing fo sho is taxes death and trouble The anomaly, sworn solemnly high snobbery Freakinomics and war policy dichotomy That’s Heaven and Hades Tigris and Euphrates His highness, the apple of the iris to you ladies As babies we went from simolac to infomill to the internet and fentanyl when our consent was still against the will I got that detox for y’all The microphone doctor black Deepak Chopra I’m a griot that make you want to peacock your arm every heavy dignitary payin’ me top regards boy I’m three octaves far from the bi noc ulars so the smart money feelin’ get the heat out the car yo I’m K dot Lamar meets Tupac Shakur Got profiled by a few cops too hot to charge, listen somebody said a price tag was on a rapper’s head so we gonna see a nice bag when a rapper dead the mast black the flag green black and red they probably wave a white flag out the prasma shed (?) no doubt Yo the Game went they own route I can’t explain what these lame kids is talmbout Or how they fit they whole foot into their own mouth I put a couple bodies in a brown bag then I’m en route I’m sneaker shoppin’ with my stuntas size 8 prior to they release, cuz why wait? Look, in my state I got electrified gates for these blasé gods hatin’ at a high rate ‘cause I dodged fate then got great to fly straight if we ain’t family or friends then we don’t vibrate and I’m that Gun in yah face none of y’all safe If I catch you at the right time in the wrong place Slippin’ Sipping on somethin’ with a strong taste Like whiskey or bootleg bourbon with a corn base (Malavine?) take resemble a vehicular threat The mic I spray resemblin’ a sickle of death It ain’t strenuous to come from a continuous breath I set fire to the venue Imma spin you in step Rinse repeat You checkin’ for the sound of the beats I’m the hound I’m a creep I get down Imma eat Imma keep sumpin’ and lay a naysayer to sleep playin’ wit heat nobody and nothin’ fucking with ‘Riq yo these weaklings is claiming they cutting up in the streets Nigga peace You ain’t workin’ with nuttin’ but the police, listen you ain’t feelin’ to be nothin’ but the deceased, listen you in the tournament with a permanent crease I strike fear in the hearts of rap figures who mind bears the stigmas of time no black privilege From Boom Bap niggas To trap niggas you in the trap wit us When the lines is as vivid as the walls on that grab all the graph by the law to rap I reside between the seconds on the chronograph How much more CB4 can we afford? It’s like a sharia law On My Cherie Amour How much hypocrisy can people possibly adore? But ain’t nobody workin’ on a cure? My young boy Y’all just regular I’m an apex predator Brim stay fresh feathered up etcetera nevertheless I got a message of love One day a messenger yo my pen is Henry Kissinger Buzz Bissinger, look My caporegime Mr Noradeen and my oldest son Amin Saleem outta New Orleans Took a golf cart to the baccarat From the Waldorf What was on the walls? That depend on what you call art Imma say 300 k ain’t even in the ballpark I charge more just for awkward small talk So yes Who’s fuckin’ with it if it’s not the best? I get the lobby painted fresh upon my request It’s Kafkaesque His holiness stop the press that cobalt blue Reminiscing on my caress Lord, we got Padma Lakshmi for you Let her massage the back with black seed oil The foundation is firm, the flags need soil Me, I need royalty because I bleed royal Go through the veins to the brain fabulous and strange My journalistic range is a catalyst for change They got anybody to listen pissin’ flames and ‘cause the Hall of Fame got so many missin’ names I’ll acknowledge the original peoples not Oliver Y’all will the get the next challenger for Excalibur Um… more police for my core beliefs They tried to capture me and brand me on the cheek with a fleur de lis that side of my heart’ll be more discrete I’m international, my passport pages like War and Peace I’ve always played my part From the start Back in Philly where the triggers is mandatory to spark With the slightest inflammatory remark I have you in a livin’ a category apart, listen A grain of salt’ll tip the scales It never fails Walk on eggshells sleep on a bed of nails Criminal records like record sales Makin’ heads or tails we like Henrietta (L)acks Up in the cells My mother was a working class very loving woman who struggled, every dinner could have been her last supper (summer?) I come home chasin’ good for nothin’ half cousins and then walk in the crib to the smell of crack cookin’ she was introduced to that substance abuse or some of the strongest drugs that the gov’ment produced look, I even got excused by the principal My story is out of the dub dub interview I seen some ice cold summers, hot winters too I never thought I’d win Grammy awards with the Roots I never thought I would be getting’ long in the tooth My OGs told me “boy, you better go and live your truth” I am a walking affirmation That imagination and focus and patience gets you closer to your aspiration and just cuz they give you shit don’t mean you have to take it My words capture greatness sworn affidavits Yours truly the celestial being You stay seein’ pulling up in a fresh European High steppin out of it dressed to a T And not another got more soul, unless you Korean (!!!!) I’ve been Havin’ visions of Nat Turner holdin’ his master’s head like Yoric and Horatio in Hamlet Smackin’ it like a tennis racquet underhanded Send a message to the gram the eagle has landed Dressed in a military jacket made of canvass I am no guerilla/gorilla I just make ‘em go bananas I stand and wear black and green bandanas cocked hammers hairs on my chin is outstandings Can’t manage the weight of the world is just how I ball it Look, I’ve fallen from the sky to see my calling I’m not crawling I’m a free man like Morgan Seein’ manhood in the hood’s a damn good bargain If every black man don’t tap dance and every girl that got a fat booty don’t lap dance well I guess it’s something wrong, huh Niggas completely uninformed I don’t burn bridges, yo, I keep the haters round to fall I ain’t one of y’all peers I’m the sum of all fears Somebody stronger than me, who that? I mar ears like Obama I wish he had another four years Y’all some jolly good Hollywood squares I’m like “ahem” approach the author witcha offering I smoke rappers writin’ like my only offspring Being his excellency is to be exhausting You in the residency, you’re the one they call King Dolla Ali Baba the talented Mr Trotter Inside of my right palm the marker to stick My the big papa wig chopper Enter the Jaffe Jocker mawfucker I’m stronger than the coffee out in Kaffa All y’all make his vagina hot remind me of my kinda pop I step into the booth I’m a bull inside a china shop Mollywhopper washin’ of a cotton pickin body drop Every time we rock, yo they actin’ like it’s Mardi Gras Til the party stop ‘sgirl was like she there for rory gel (the fuck?) So we saw you pumpin’ that Earth Wind and Fire body ya Cool the Prada Dakar la Merino hard body up You seen another rapper cleaner, mami prolly not How it feel to be the best that did it I’ll admit it I’m visiting from planet bring these niggas down for minutes And y’all know I’m exquisite Wicked as Wilson Pickett The sickness I exhibit I’m too legit to quit it I don’t fake it til I make it, I take it to the limit and break it Never tentative when I’m bad I represent it A feeling just like chases Been a million places Conversation is how beautiful my face is People hated on how sophisticated my taste is Then I pulled up on these motherfuckers in a spaceship Panther mind I’m made of elements you can’t combine I’m at a level of intelligence you can’t define Einstein, Shakespeare, Voltaire, Tesla Recording artist slash psychology professor I preach for the east Never fold under pressure The beast from the east and I glide like Clyde Drexler Eyo my new name is Eighty Five Exes cause I’m the rap game certified specialist When I was reckless I was worried ‘bout the guest list I’m helpin’ rappers everywhere fulfill a death wish Yo Flex, I’m glad we made contact My nigga also know, this shit for combat Brain matta contain too much data I tell a story like fingerprints and blood splatter

[madamlaydebug]

"FUCK THE IMPEACHMENT TALK..........HERE'S THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY GOIN ON........you been warned dammit OK America let me explain a few things before this impeachment shit gets too out of hand. No, Republicans ain't simpletons who can't see Trump is a freakish, fool ass caricature of a president. They don't give a fuck about Trump. If he hangs by his little blue balls so be it. Or if he's pushed off the impeachment cliff, they still don't give a fuck! He's a useful village idiot who will help them replace two or three more Supreme Court justices... one of their four sacred goals. The racist Republicans want to move the Supreme Court to permanently conservative status, something them motherfuckers can easily do in the next four years. This new and improved GOP wants to eliminate every damn social program of the New Deal which means killing off Medicaid, privatizing Social Security and drowning Medicare, and doing away with Section 8, Food Stamps (SNAP), and anything aiding Black people. Their third goal is to invent regressive taxes that make payin Corporate taxes avoidable, and takin away any tax that don't give the wealthy more wealth. And finally their fourth goal is to gut the power of the Federal government including control over public lands, healthcare, education, labor law, unions, postal services, civil rights and our voting protections. SO, based on basics.... their dream of shrinking the Federal government is imminent!! So, dummy Trump twisting in the wind is just a fuckin gift to them as they tear down the temple. Imagine this shit: the Republicans burning the Capitol, then barricading all the damn roads to stop the firemen from getting close enough to put the fire out.They need Trump in office long enough to get their bills signed and when the inevitable impeachment happens, WE get duffus Mike Pence, a smoother, smarter imbecile than Trump. So stop begging them Republicans to interrupt their viagra powered orgasm of rightwing looting and pillaging. They ain't listening to us or any of our goddamn protests! The only thing that can stop them motherfuckers is the 2018 midterm elections! And even then them assholes have fucked up the system to the point that only a complete "run the fuckin polls" will change the outcome. They don't think Trump is fuckin up America. He is their boy while they "save" America by destroying the Federal Government. When more than half of America thought email servers, Russian spies, Bernie Sanders, Hillary fatigue, and fake ass apathy were worth staying home, they elected Trump. He ain't their problem. An unchecked, die-hard racist GOP is the problem, and unless 2018 gives the Senate to the Democratic Party and kills the GOP death grip on Congress, you can kiss America good bye and stop calling America the leader of the free world. And for all you third party motherfuckers who say the two Party system is a failure. Hope you enjoy a one party system, because America is just 18 shitty months shy of finding out what that's like....unless Black folk vote like 2008!!!!!" -Phillip Norton

[jackisreallycool]

You worthless bastards! I'm tired of my tax dollars coverin' your ass! Oh, what a big shot! What a big shot you are! Get a job! Did you get that? I'm tired of my tax dollars payin' for your asses! Worthless pieces of shit! Go play some basketball! Fat ass losers. Stay home and masturbate all day! Is that what you do? Oh, wow! Two cell phones! Whoop-di-doo! Excuse me, I have to go work.

[aqlyrics-blog]

Honestly, Just Wanna Have A Good Time

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Honestly, Just Wanna Have A Good Time

–Verse 1: King Chip– Hi-Tek whaddup uh, I’m always gnarly I’m always tardy when I’m at parties Don’t need no Raury, bag yo’ bitch in parking lot at Hardee’s I tax Carl and his junior and shit on them rumors Of course you pay me but baby you should have paid me sooner I’m tryna cave in your adam’s apple and power slap you I’m tryna [?] them pockets after I power nap you For all them times I heard sorry sir unfortunately I’m tryna make sure you leave here disproportionately I’m just tryna have a good time makin’ shit last I got some headphones while I’m kickin’ yo’ ass Bobbin’ my head while I’m bobbin’ and weavin’ I’m from Cleveland Every evenin’ we don’t count on survivin’ the evenin’ I’m might just crash on house party and leave you scorn Drive a truck through your living room honkin’ the horn I got a chip on my shoulder only King Chip ain’t over Long as that pussy got no odor, I’m fuckin’ shit over

–Verse 2: Domo Genesis– I rob ironically, constantly contradicting everything you just thought of me Look, you never catch my pattern bruh I move methodically And fuck your feelings I ain’t issuin’ no apologies nah I’m just tryna get grands like yo’ mom’s pop Nonstop, gotta roll dimes gotchu on child lock I’m all ya’ll big homie This smoke ain’t fadin’ at all Nigga ya’ll still know me Try me I’ma switchin’ to villain On a mix forty no friends I’m on my lonely Put the kush in the stogie It’s only business before me Don’t try a different approach me Keep the business appropriate How I spit that I get high, as the visions bestow me You never hear {?] Any problem I bar my way out that bitch like I’m Kobe If you really want the business then show me Triple double digits shit like I’m Brody I’m just tryna chill bitch quit [?] ah I’m just tryna have a good time makin’ shit last I got some headphones on while I’m smokin’ this grass I’m in my zone and I ain’t tryna hear some words from my haters If you got nothin’ to say then bitch just save it for later Say hi to [?] ain’t take no pay cut I ain’t got time to be fuckin’ around with [?] deal type niggas [?] just tryna chill witchu

–Interlude: Domo Genesis– Yeah I’m just tryna chill I’m just tryn’ I’m just tryn’ I got too many problems just layin’ on my conscience They say they understand but all I hear is nonsense They say it can’t be nothin’ I think they baller blockin’ I say with human super patience all I know is profit I know enough to know to focus on what’s on the line Takin’ [?] complacency and payin’ time I make my lighter line, come check my vital signs Show me some vital signs this little light of mine I keep the fire high glowin’ ‘Cause I’m already known Yeah I’m already

[304s16sweirdos]

Now this is an example of someone who is dumb as a bag of rocks! #paycloseattention to the convo 😂 if u know anything about property tax they were do nov 1st this #weirdo behind already a #304 can clip this #trick for a piece of land IF he really got it #whyualwayslying #gamegoofy u can lead a #304 to water but she can't depend on u to think #clownass frfr #foh 🚀🚀🚀 bit@h payin a stop sign fuckin w him #treadmill ass nigga #goingnowhere #gamerelated #gameorientated #itgetsevenworse #304s_16s_weirdos