#thegayestlittleballroom

[ahp-discourse]

As a not-at-all-surprising update, two exclusionists who don’t like the fact that someone pointed out the similarities in exclusionist arguments and rape apologists argument decided to threaten me with physical violence.

PS: as a sexual assault victim myself, I absolutely have the right to notice the similarities between what people tell rape/sexual assault victims and what exclusionists spout about aces in regards to sexual attraction.

[ringneckedpheasant]

St Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, Peter Paul Rubens (1619-20) // In the Shadow of the Western Hills, The Mountain Goats (2012)

[syntheticperson]

Also number 1-15!

1. Spotify, Soundcloud, or Pandora?

piracy (and bandcamp for my friendo’s stuff), but if I have to pick one spotify

2. is your room messy or clean?

really, really, frickin messy

3. what color are your eyes?

three way toss up between blue, gray and green

4. do you like your name? why?

heall yeah mother fricker i picked it.

5. what is your relationship status?

single and lazy. someone ask me out already dating while trans is exhausting

6. describe your personality in three words or less

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

7. what color hair do you have?

dark blonde but i’m dyin it green next week B)

8. what kind of car do you have? color?

i’m a lazy fucker and havent gotten my license but ive driven a green tractor once that counts right

9. where do you shop?

i steal clothes from my parents and live in a cave

10. how would you describe your style?

gender is a fuckin trip m8. ironic 80′s horror movie masculinity, an alien impersonating a goth boy, somethin like shaggy from scooby doo, and the entire color green

11. favorite social media account

snapchat. x-dorf. tungle.hell aint too bad  either.

12. what size bed do you have?

single cause i don’t like ginormous beds

13. any siblings?

one brother

14. if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

san diego, california my friend. or one of the outlying areas. hell, palm springs wouldn’t be too bad either. dang i just love the desert so much. hell, if i’m dreaming, a communist independent colony on the surface of a terraformed mars would be rad as heck.

15. favorite snapchat filter?

the one with the bag over my head cause none of them look good on me :’)

[fishcakes-n-cheese]

Hey I still had these photos on my phone and I decided to redraw them. @thegayestlittleballroom (AKA Homosexual Heathen)

[cat-named-virtute]

Tagged by @lowoncliches

Tag nine people you want to know better

Relationship status: Single

Chapstick or lipstick: Neither?  I have worn lipstick in my life before, and I don’t think I’ve ever worn chapstick.  But I basically never wear lipstick either.

Favorite color: Blue

Last song listened to: Lost Girls by CocoRosie

Last movie watched: Black Panther

Top three TV shows: I barely ever watch TV, but of the very, very little I’ve seen, my favorite show is probably The End of the Fucking World.

Top three bands/artists: The Weakerthans, Chance the Rapper, My Chemical Romance

I shall tag: @lemememeringue, @the-quasar-hero, @thegayestlittleballroom

[gay-acid-tab]

Top 6 selfies of 2017 tagged by @galaxyklunkmas

I’m tagging @lilmissquickdraw @jessicalaustin

@nakedprofessional @sasuokay @thegayestlittleballroom @thegreatgato

[trans-girl-waiting]

I saw The Shape of Water with my son @thegayestlittleballroom and I cried real hard I LOVED IT SO MUCH BITCH

[crazynerdandproud]

hello I’m ur FBIsona also the agent monitoring thegayestlittleballroom (so many people are online some people like myself are made to work overtime). anyway if u want to describe ur current level of happiness it would help my report a lot and I’d appreciate the company

*waves* Hello FBI person! My current level of happiness is unknown seeing as how I am trying to distract myself from crushing stress. I would say on a scale of 1-10 my happiness rate is 5. Maybe. I think. Have an awesome day and don't overwork yourself!

[bugged-juice]

@thegayestlittleballroom @galacticjerk so there’s a fat squirrel in my neighbourhood that’s probably about 5 pounds and one time it came up to me and was interested in a orange in my bag. so I gave it to them and it just let me pet it a little bit and then it ran. so now I go to that spot sometimes and wait for it so I can feed it PB&J’s. it’s kind of like a scared cat but we’re becoming mutuals. I also pet another squirrel because it was winter and there were no nuts so I felt bad but I think it hissed. we've met but we're def not friends. I guess you can't make every squirrel your friend...

[johnhocksbur]

@thegayestlittleballroom

[ringneckedpheasant]

DND Dice Rated By Mouth Feel

D4: 2/4. Sharp.

D6: 4/6. Delightfully cube shaped. Feels good. Feels organic.

D8: 8/8. A superior shape.

D10: 7/10.

D12: 10/12. Round but not too round. Good mouthfeel.

D20: 20/20. A critical success. Superior shape, best mouthfeel overall.

[syntheticperson]

boyo tell me abt some of your best days ever

MMMMMMM BOI

so you want one of the best memorable days of my life or just a really good day

whatever

The best day of my life was probably the day I watched Army of Darkness for the first time, two and a half years ago. It started out rough, but I can still remember all of it, even though those days were all spent in a depressive haze. It has just snowed, and it looked like someone had laid a Kleenex down upon the asphalt roads and sidewalks. School was drudging, and boring and I wanted none of it, and my family was especially coarse and challenging during the previous night. I wanted nothing to do with them, and they wanted nothing to do with me, so I just left.

A guy that I knew sort of well back then, seeing me in distress,  invited me over to his place for the night, and I accepted. His good friend also came over, and he showed me his stash of movies, declaring in a decrepit school bus seat, that Army of Darkness “was the best movie of all time, period, the end.” It was new, it was exciting, it was invigorating that someone had decided to care about me in such a way. I simply had to watch it. All of a sudden, amidst the old pain; and new, crude jokes, it all sublimated into this warm funny feeling. As the opening credits rolled and A picked out the bassline to something I recognized but didn’t know and E got out a whole entire pitcher of the good kind of red Kool-Aid and someone’s grown up brother stopped by for the first time in a week, and I really did watch the best movie of all time, I felt at home. Goddamn I still love that movie.

[fishcakes-n-cheese]

@thegayestlittleballroom 🐝🐝🍯🍯🍯

[trans-girl-waiting]

I've already messaged it, but this deserves to be stated publicly @thegayestlittleballroom makes it all worth it. There's good and bad gigs and good and bad times of being in this band, but Ly? My son? Makes it all good. No one makes me feel like I matter more, what a good perfect kid

[pacifirim]

@thegayestlittleballroom You're the sweetest wtf 😭😭

[ringneckedpheasant]

@thegayestlittleballroom @pineconnie it's October 3rd at 9am ://