#pineconnie

[saiintvalentiine]

biblically accurate kenfies dropped on ur doorstep (they just escaped) :3c

THEYRE SO CUTEEEE CONNIE I AM HOLDING THEM GENTLY IN MY HANDS

[girlnadian]

hi bunnadian president. drops her at your door 🐇

MYYY BNUUYYYYYY 🐇🐇🐇 THEY LOCKED HER UP

[quartzeikek]

puts evilclonefies ouppy in a bath !!!!

WAAAAA HES SO CUTE IN A SUIT :((( OUR FANCY PUPPY :(((((( poor uoppy ,,, forced to bathe ,, ripped away from the creatures (bugs) ,,, TY CONNIE I LUV IT :((((((((( and he needed that bath (dont tell him that)

[turn-to-static]

HIII 5 and 25?? for the asks thingy

5: SUPERNATURAL !!

25: yesss i made a lot probably the most significant character i’ve made this year is ween dinchester! he’s my character for a dnd campaign imma be in and he’s a pathetic failguy with a lost family fortune and a 2 year old son ^-^

end of year asks

[pineconnie]

a moot on here called me Pine one time a bit ago and it lowkey changed my brain chemistry like it’s been spinning around in the back of my head

[enokito]

@pineconnie

what're YOUR unpopular / less used hybrid types for kww?

[introvert-in-hell]

@pineconnie's skulk au got me guys... director skulkfies and parrot be upon you (400 words)..

Parrot had finally killed the Director. Parrot had killed Wifies.

He now stood, axe still in hand, over the corpse of his best friend. It had all happened so suddenly, Wifies had been leading Parrot away from their cabin and off somewhere and threatened BAT, somehow things had escalated and they had ended up fighting. It had been a decently easy fight. Wifies had never been that good at pvp and Parrot didn’t think he was trying to kill him. He had managed to get a few good hits in and Parrot had a few nasty gashes but nothing that would be fatal. Nothing like the massive headwound Wifies was now sporting.

Parrot wasn’t sure what to think about his former friend's death as he splashed experience bottles at his feet to repair his armor. As his gaze flickered from the durability of his armor, to the snowy mountains in the distance, and to a brief flash of dark blue spattered against the stark white of the snow below him. Before he could look down he felt a hand grab onto his boot.

Parrot jumped back from the hand and slipped falling onto the snow, landing painfully on one of the gashes Wifies had so kindly given him.

It took him a moment to recover from the fall and look around but when he did Parrot was face to face with Wifies. This was the first time Parrot had seen him up close, but he was almost certain the skulk that had crept over his hair and part of his face was recent. It was almost enchanting how the glowing bioluminescent particles sparked in waves over his face. Somehow it complimented his features perfectly, the pulsing glow was perfectly in sync with the subtle shifting parrot had always seen in his eyes. He looked enchanting, as if he had been created specifically for the skulk to someday consume.

While he was distracted Wifies had removed the somehow unbroken bottle of enchantment from his hand and tossed it between them.  

The skulk crept further over Wifies face in the same wave-like way it glowed. As he watched Parrot felt something crept up into the wound on his arm, it wasn’t painful in fact it eased the pain slightly but felt odd.

Wifies reached over and cupped his face ever so gently despite Parrot's attempt on his life, “You’re not leaving me now.”

[mangocurist]

@pineconnie lets be evil and controlling with mama...

[saiintvalentiine]

walking into ur asks like i just escaped a natural disaster (parrotx2 video) and asking for kww in farming district angst or hurt/comfort 🙏🙏

ok i dont know why this is where my mind went for this??? i hope its. alright. set right after parrot leaves kww for the capture the flag game.

Word count: 456

“He's the worst,” Ken says, leaning back in his seat. “Is he always like this?”

“Yes,” Wifies says, rubbing his face. He cycles through the motions over and over. “Probably a bit worse than usual but yes.”

“And you like this guy?” Ken scoffs. “I did not drag you ass first out of that bedrock box just for you to have horrible taste in men.”

“I don't even know why you did it in the first place at this point.”

“Okay, wow, no, do not say that,” Ken says, sitting up. “Don't say that.”

Wato sits on the table ahead of Wifies, kicking at his seat lightly. Wifies drops his hands and looks at them, eyes stinging.

“You know that wasn't okay, right?” Wato asks.

“Yeah, sorry, it just kind of came out of my mouth without thinking,” Wifies stands up and tries to shake the malaise off.

“Hey, no, not that,” Wato grabs Wifies's arm. “Parrot.”

“Yeah, he's the worst,” Wifies rolls his eyes. “I know. I get it. I make bad choices.”

Wato and Ken glance at each other.

“Wifies,” Ken stands up too, closing in on his other side. “He's like. . . a walking red flag right now. You tried to defend him and he was a huge bitch about it.”

“I guess nobody did ask me,” but something hard lines those words, thick shelled and old.

“Wifies!” Wato snaps. “What are you saying? Who cares if nobody asked? You're a third of all decisions made here, you're always supposed to be here giving your opinion.”

“And who cares if Parrot didn't ask?” Ken continues. “I want to know anyway.”

“So do I.”

“That's gotta count for something, doesn't it?”

Wifies closes his eyes and breathes. His chest feels spiderwebbed, a hundred small threads spun together into delicate shape.

“It does. I'm sorry.”

“That damn bird,” Ken mutters under his breath.

Wato tugs Wifies over and bumps their turtle shelled head against Wifies's own.

“Unfortunately, he has a point with the whole beating them at their own game thing.”

“Do you actually agree with him, or do you just want his approval?” Ken asks, watching as Wifies tenses up.

“I actually agree.”

“If we win, it'd be really funny to drag the Warriors faces in the mud with our victory,” Wato says, bumping their heads together one more time before leaning back.

“Wato, the fact you know the easy way to my heart is kind of horrible,” Ken says, clearly sold on the idea. “We gotta win though.”

“Of course we're gonna win,” Wifies says, opening his eyes and glancing over at Ken. “We're the best at beating people at their own game.”

“That's my Wifies! Let's get out there and ruin their day.”

[girlnadian]

hai five i WILL draw theo for u soon but also i drew ur wife <33 i miss ehr

im being punched in ghe head multiple times . :((( i miss her too. my bnuuy ohhh thank you….

[quartzeikek]

throws 1819 seeping at u

:}

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CUTIES :(((((((((( i hopr theyre having sweet dreams ,,, but based on their expressions they miggght be experiencing 🤏 a little bit of the horrors (YIPPIE !!! the horrors !!! i love giving the blorbos a taste of the horrors)

[kiquebi]

I was yapping to @pineconnie abt Parrot making Wifies cookies the other day and this thing spawned in my docs. Hi Connie :D.

This was supposed to be small drabble but it turned out to be a 1140 word monstrosity instead lol. As usual, feel free to drop any constructive criticism if you have any, I’m still pretty new to writing fanfics. Have fun!

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“So you’re saying this Wifies guy left you stranded in the middle of nowhere after traveling with you thousands of blocks from spawn?”, Theo asks as he swipes at Parrot with his netherite sword. Parrot blocks the heavy blow with his shield, chest heaving. Theo didn’t hold back, casual spar or not.

“Well, he did say he wanted us to hide from the mafia. But don’t you think that’s useless?”. Parrot tries to get a hit in, but Theo just weaves around and takes another swipe at him. “And this is the same guy that helped you win Capture the Flag and get your council seat?”. There’s a hint of bewilderment in his voice, but Parrot doesn’t have time to dwell on it before Theo sweeps his legs from under him.

Parrot hits the ground and he feels his body go slack. He groans. Theo had beaten him in every round so far, but he didn’t seem to have any intentions of stopping until Parrot actually managed to get him down on the ground today. His arms burn from exhaustion and he squints against the bright sun. A shadow blocks the blinding rays and his vision clears to see Theo holding out his hand to him. Parrot takes it and Theo hauls him up with one arm, a satisfied smirk on his face.

Theo takes off his shades to wipe the sweat off his brows. There’s a look in his eyes Parrot can’t decipher as he faces him, “He’s that farmer in the purple, right? Can’t exactly blame the guy for not wanting to go head to head with all those diamond players like we did.” He puts his glasses back on and pats Parrots on the shoulder, “From what I’ve seen, he seems like a half decent guy. The way he looks at you all the time, I don’t think he meant much harm. Why don’t you two talk over lunch or something?”. The familiar flames of anger begin to lick at Parrot’s heart, but he finds that what once was a burning inferno of rage was now a tamer flickering ember.

Parrot doesn’t say anything to that, merely looking down and shifting his weight from one side to another, but Theo seemed satisfied enough with his reaction. He moves back into position and Parrot goes back into stance and their clashing begins again. But Theo’s words continue to ring in his head after their spar no matter how many times Parrot tries to forget them.

They continue to linger even as Parrot laid in bed that night, pondering over the past few days. He didn’t understand what Theo had meant about the way Wifies looked at him, but it has been different without Wifies at his side. Wifies did help him in that fight with the ice, so he supposes that he should thank him for that. He’s not completely forgiving him, but a gift wouldn’t hurt right?

And that was how Parrot found himself in the kitchen the next day with a bag of flour, sugar and a couple eggs in front of him. He remembers that Wifies mentioned liking red velvet cookies once but he didn’t have a clue how to make those. Surely, Parrot reasoned, chocolate chip cookies were close enough, containing chocolate and everything. He didn’t have any luck finding chocolate chips in the pantry but luckily, he managed to get a chocolate bar off Ratrick. He did have Parrot fork over most of his strength pots, but Parrot figured he could just get more at the farmer’s compound later.

Baking the cookies went relatively well, all things considered. The first batch Parrot made had come out burnt at the bottom but the second only came out a little misshapen. The chunks of chocolate he had cut out looked the right amount of melty and the cookie itself was just a little past golden brown. Parrot couldn’t afford to taste it but it smelled okay, so he decided to wrap that batch up.

It’s late-afternoon judging by the sun outside, so he figured Wifies should be free right about now. He pulled out his communicator and sent Wifies a message, 'Meet me in front of the statue’.

Having messaged Wifies, Parrot threw the cookies inside a bundle and flew over to find Wifies sitting at the base of a stair in front of the statue. Wifies seemed to perk up at the sound of him landing, and he quickly stands to face Parrot. Standing face to face with Wifies again after all that’s happened, Parrot looks at him. Really look at him this time.

He notes that Wifies’ hair seemed unkempt and under his eyes were bags even deeper than the ones he had that time when they were confined in Proton. There’s a weariness in the way his shoulders slumped and how his eyes just barely fail to meet his and Parrot’s heart aches.

There’s a festering emotion in his chest he can’t identify as he pulls the bundle out of his inventory and practically shoves it at Wifies. “I made something for you”. Wifies fumbles to catch the bundle, eyes wide in disbelief. “For me?”, his hands are shaky as they reach in and pull out a cookie. His eyes lit up at the sight of it and Parrot can’t seem to remember the last time he saw that expression on Wifies. Parrot watches as Wifies’ face breaks out into a tentative smile and he quickly adds, “This doesn’t mean I’m completely forgiving you though”. The sinking feeling in his chest grows as the words leave his mouth, but there’s no point in taking them back.

Wifies huffs and his eyes crinkle as they move towards the ground. The smile on his face is smaller now, but it’s there if Parrot looks closely enough. “Yeah, of course Parrot. Of course”, Wifies softly murmured as he brings the misshapen cookie to his mouth.

Parrot’s eyes follow the cookie as Wifies brings it up to his mouth, but he looks away just before Wifies could bite into it. He finds himself shuffling his body to face the setting sun instead, it’s light giving the buildings around them an orange hue.

It’s silent for a while, just of two of them and the rustling of the trees. But Parrot was never one for patience and he breaks the silence, “So, how are they?”. He hears the sound of Wifies moving to face the sun as well, and his voice is soft as he responds: “They’re delicious. Thank you Parrot, I really appreciate it”.

The silence returns, but this time it stays as they both move to sit on the stone stairs. It’s a comfortable silence, occasionally broken by Wifies munching on his chocolate chip cookies, but that’s enough for the both of them for now.

[unstableyuriverse]

useless clone!

Based on the oomfs au :3c @pineconnie haiiii

“Trio tags” but no ken😭 sorry! Do they even have a duo name? I heard nightfall like onceeee on TikTok but I dunno… wifies/wato duo name when?!?!

[pineconnie]

one more charm ……

ody duo friendship bracelets !!!!1!1!1! ^O^ (+ dean)

[seaw4tt]

@pineconnie

INSPIRED BY THIS POST BY PINECONNIE

Voice acting by me at 6 in the morning

[waahto]

@pineconnie here, please take a happy wato