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[golden-masquerade]

❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜

“It tasted like crap too, and ruined all my clothes.” Mal gave a small sigh. “But, when I think back on Rapture, and those halls covered in blood, I learned to take some solace in it. It meant there was nothing alive there, which was safe for us. If that makes sense.” She added the last part while staring into the beer bottle.

[streetwisebusinessman]

thefirstalpha replied to your post: Jack and Max??? Cause I ship it and I'm terrible...

Not gonna lie I freaked out for a second there

[hahaha, no, sorry Max!  THIS Max is in reference to the “if they had a kid” meme I did on Frank for Sinclair and Frank, and his name is Maximilian. XD SORRY, FRIEND! XD]

[radiatedgreenhouse]

Ⓐ

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[wuunderkinds]

; turn back time [ jjba au ]

@thefirstalpha

    That Goddamn Alessi and his stand, turning Rebecca back into a child all because she wasn’t too careful. She had to find her parents, and quick- before that sick stand user does something worse to her. She held Arcadia in her arms, who was turned back into a baby, unfortunately. If she could, she would have punched Alessi into Hell and back, but she can’t now, and she needed help.

      She was lost in the middle of the city, and her parents weren’t anywhere in sight. At least Alessi didn’t catch up to her yet. She held Arcadia close to her chest, looking around. 

                             {☤}––❝Mommy! Daddy!  Where are you!?❞

[sassinalass-blog]

@thefirstalpha answered:

The Alpha gave a half-hearted shrug at the assertion. “Probably,” he said, “Usually is. Not sure what we’re talking about specifically here, though.”

The red head rolled her eyes, absently loading her shotgun. “It is. Ain’t no probably about it. It’s your fault. An’ I mean all of it. The only reason we’re here right now is because you are bein’ hunted by Lamb.” It wasn’t really his fault per say. But oh... oh she was blaming him.

[subjectwyk--archived]

Interview with your muse

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES. 2. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE. 3. TAG 10 PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME, (REPOST, DON’T REBLOG) TAGGED BY: @rawcharm and @damamortale TAGGING: , @fun-in-funeral, @thegxtherer, @thefirstalpha, @starcftheshow

~~Done for Adult Post-Game Jack. <33~~

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  Jack. Uh.... I... mostly prefer just Jack...

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? ........J-jack. What the hell? 

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? ........ I can make some guesses.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? Single. 

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? [brief hysterical, pained laughter] I have more powers than I care to admit. Do you want the whole list? It’s probably faster to grab the Plasmid and Tonic list and cross out what I DIDN’T put into my body.

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU. I... don’t know anyone named Sue. Or Stu....

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? Blue. 

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? ..... Uh... I mean... it’s brown? I know it looks dark but trust me, it’s brown.

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? It’s possible I never had any family members in my life. ............. I have some daughters though! Do you want to see them? [Takes out wallet photos] That’s Patricia, Diane, Nichole, Anya and Masha. And these ones [takes out another stack of photos] Brigid made me give up for adoption but they are still mine and that’s Heather, Isabel, Emily, Veronica, Rosaline, Julie, Cheryl, Sarah, Gabrielle, Anastasia, Celenia, Barbara, Chelsea, Hope, Noel, Zoe, Freya, Madeline, Edith, Lily and Brigid. Not the Brigid who made me give them up. That was Tenenbaum. This Brigid is Brigid Lewis. [coughs to poorly hide the name Ryan]

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS? ....... I don’t have any. I have memories of having a dog out on the farm. But.... that’s... complicated.

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. I don’t like aquariums. And I don’t like plaster statues. And I don’t like people who ask too many questions about my life without offering anything in return. And I don’t like the ocean..... Or Thunderstorms. 

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? I like to play with my girls. And I like to work outside on the house a lot. Mostly the yard work but I like fixing things too. OH! I love robots. I like to take things apart and build robots. Not... that... they work... but they’re still really cool. And I like to watch musicals when I can.

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? ............ I..... I don’t want to answer that.

14. EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? .............................. There’s some sort of legal thing that says I don’t have to answer you.

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? Uhh... human? Are humans animals? 

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. I might be a little, tiny bit... overprotective of my girls. I MIGHT sort of.... threaten the lives of anyone who so much as looks at them too long in a way I don’t like including their adoptive parents who have no say in the matter I’m still going to see my girls....

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? I used to. But... not really now.

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? Straight. Do I look like a queer to you? What the fuck?

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? No. 

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?? I have kids. I have the best children in the world ever. And I don’t need to be married to keep them

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? Do I have what? 

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? My girls dying.

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? [looks down at himself] This. I have a lot of different sweaters though. Not all of them are green like this. Oh! I have one that lights up. I try to only wear that one on holidays though. And I have a cream one that... I don’t wear much anymore....

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? No........[blushes a bright red]

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? When I what!? Excuse me?

26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) We’re poor. The girls might not know it if I’m doing my job right. But... we’re barely hanging on.

27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? I guess... Just Brigid....

28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? I like pie. I like fruit pies. Is there pie?

29. FAVORITE DRINK? Merlot from Arcadia, don’t ask about that, and I guess other than that I don’t mind Cabernet or in a pinch Vodka

30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? Home. Sitting in the living room with the girls is my favorite place in the world

31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? No one real

32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? Ok. You have three seconds to stop with the inappropriate questions or I WILL be leaving.

33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? Lake. There is no ocean. Fuck the ocean. 

34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? My type of what?

35. ANY FETISHES? That’s it. Interview over. [stands up to leave]

36. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? [starts toward the door]

37. CAMPING OR INDOORS? Camping. Inside is too confining. [at the door to exit]

38. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?? Goodbye. [slams door on his way out]

[razensky]

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ no time for feelings FAV COLOR: black, blue LAST SONG LISTENED TO: Ryan Gosling- City of Stars FAV TV SHOW: American Horror Story, Shameless, The Borgias, the Tudors. (multiple is fine idc) FIRST FANDOM: Assassin’s Creed 

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tagging: @lutxce,@sandercohenawaitsyou , @thefirstalpha @thegxtherer @throughatear

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so my friend @thefirstalpha and i have a diamond is unbreakable space adventure au where the duwang gang goes to space because mikitaka’s home planet is in trouble and he needs their help and whatnot. also kars is involved

anyways here’s some details

-josuke and okuyasu chant “SPACE ROAD TRIP!” excitedly like the bros they are

-jotaro comes along with them because he knows they’ll need an adult, and rohan doesn’t count (”josuke, you and rohan are gonna either kill each other or everyone else here so i’m coming with you to make sure that doesn’t happen”)

-the other reason jotaro is coming along is because he wants to see cool and weird alien fish

-yukako stows away in mikitaka’s ship because she wants to be close to koichi

-when koichi talks to mikitaka about how terrifyingly clingy yukako is,a fist made of hair comes up from the floor with yukako being lifted up

-it can also be an Alien parody with koichi trying to escape yukako inside the ship

-zero gravity stand fights

-okuyasu exploring the ship by himself and he accidentally presses an airlock button or something, having rohan and josuke getting thrown out of the ship, and they end up lost in space together

-rohan and josuke argue while floating around in space

-kars is the reason mikitaka’s planet is in trouble

-kars mistakes josuke or jotaro for joseph 

[golden-masquerade]

-👕

send me “-👕” to catch my muse without a shirt on 

The bra had finally come off when she heard the door creak open. Immediately, Mal dropped the clothing and turned with her hands covering herself while snapping angrily.

“For the last time, you need to learn to kno--” Until she saw who it was, and she let her hands drop. “--oh! Hi, honey. Thought you were Catherine.”

[wuunderkinds]

★

Send me a ★ and I’ll draw your muse in a JoJo pose  - @thefirstalpha

[subjectwyk--archived]

INSPIRATION TIME!

Repost and…

list 5 songs that inspire you to write your muse:

You’re Gonna Go Far Kid- The Offspring

Totally Fucked- From Spring Awakening

Angels- Vicetone

Monkey Wrench- Foo Fighters

Strange- Tokio Hotel

and 3 quotes that you associate with your muse:

“Always in your stomach and in your skin there was a sort of protest, a feeling that you had been cheated of something you had a right to.” George Orwell, 1984

"I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid." George R.R.. A Clash of Kings. 

"I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine, and rage in me the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy one, I will indulge in the other." Mary Shelly, Frankenstein

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[golden-masquerade]

“Oh you’re just so beautiful”

“Stop.” Mal cooed gently, bringing her hands up to cup Jake’s face. “I don’t deserve kind praise from the perfect man.”

[defiantace]

"I can still smell it, you know. I can't forget that smell."

Jack wrinkled his nose and nodded.  Ever since Lamb had decided to use something Jake called white phosphorus on them, this awful smell had been everywhere.  “Next time, warn me when fucking Lamb decides she’s gonna do something to us!  I can’t get that smell outta my yarn!”

[subjectwyk--archived]

character  truths,    bold  =  always / often   ;   italic  =  sometimes

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1.   smoking:   the  action  or  habit  of  inhaling  and  exhaling  the  smoke  of  tobacco  or  a  drug. 2.   binge  drinking:   the  consumption  of  an  excessive  amount  of  alcohol  in  a  short  period  of  time. 3.   drug  abuse:   the  habitual  taking  of  illegal  drugs. 4.   nail  biting:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety/tension. 5.   lip  biting:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety/tension. 6.   night  owl:   a  person  who  is  habitually  active  or  wakeful  at  night. 7.   early  bird:   a  person  who  rises,   arrives,   or  acts  before  the  usual  or  expected  time. 8.   negative  attitudes:   a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  criticism &   pessimism. 9.   positive  attitudes:   a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  optimism   &   confidence. 10.  swearing:   the  use  of  offensive  language. 11.  superstitious:   an  irrational  belief  that  an  object,   action,   or  circumstance  not  logically  related  to  a  course  of  events influences  its  outcome. 12. inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13.  scratching  your  neck:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  uncertainty. 14. foot  and  finger  tapping:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  stress/impatience. 15.   nose  touch:   a  subtle  body  language  sign  of  deceit. 16.   flipping  hair:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  craving  attention. 17.   twirling  hair:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  flirtation. 18.   cracking  knuckles:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness. 19. hands  behind  back:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  confidence. 20.  finger  pointing:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  authority. 21.   hands  on  hips:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness. 22.   hands  in  pockets:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  mistrust/reluctance. 23.   frequent  touch:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  warmth/familiarity. 24.   throat - clearing:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  rejection/doubt. 25.  jaw - clenching:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  hostility. 26.   eye - rolling:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  irritation. 27.   head - tilt:   a  common  body  language  sign  of  interest. 28.   whistling:   to  emit  high - pitched  sound  by  forcing breakthrough  a  small  hole  between  one’s  lips  or  teeth;   usually  to  a  tune. 29.   humming:   make  a  low,   steady  continuous  sound  like  that  of  a  bee;   usually  to  a  tune. 30.   perfectionism:   refusal  to  accept  any  standard  short  of  perfection. 31.   photographic  memory:   the  ability  to  remember  information  or  visual  images  in  great  detail. 32.   paranoia:   a  mental  condition  characterised  by  delusions  of persecution,   unwarranted  jealousy,   or  exaggerated  self - importance,   typically  worked  into  an  organised  system. 33.   exaggeration:   a  statement  that  represents  something  as  better  or  worse  than  it  really  is. 34.   intuitive:   using  or  based  on  what  one  feels  to  be  true  even  without  conscious  reasoning;   instinctive. 35.   quick - witted:   showing  or  characterised  by  an  ability  to  think  or  respond  quickly   &   effectively. 36.   interrupting:   breaking  the  continuity  of  a  conversation  with  one’s  own  statements. 37.   doodling:   to  scribble  or  make  rough  drawings,   absentmindedly. 38.   irritable:   having  or  showing  a  tendency  to  be  easily  annoyed. 39.   gambling:   to  play  games  of  chance  for  money;   bet. 40.   travel-sick:   suffering  from  nausea  caused  by  the  motion  of  a  moving  vehicle,   boat,   or  aircraft. 41.  sensitive:   having  or  displaying  a  quick   &   delicate  appreciation  of  others’  feelings. 42.   melancholy:   a  feeling  of  pensive  sadness,   typically  with  no  obvious  cause. 43.   chewing  gum:   the  exercise  of  chewing  flavoured  gum  which  is  not  intended  for  swallowing. 44.   fidgeting:   to  make  small  movements,   especially  of  the  hands   &   feet,   through  nervousness  or impatience. 45.   skeptical:   not  easily  convinced;   having  doubts  or  reservations. 46.   neat - freak:   compulsively  obsessed  with  cleanliness. 47.   gossiping:   divulging  personal  information  about  others. 48.   prim:   feeling  or  showing  disapproval  of  anything  regarded  as  improper;   stiffly  correct. 49.  abbreviating:   giving  others  nicknames/shortening  names/giving  pet  names. 50.   having  a  catchphrase:   having  a  sentence  or  phrase  typically  associated  with  a  specific  person.

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