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“He said he had a dream where the archangel Ariel came to him and now he wants to change our brand font to arial.” -white woman, boulder 

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🧜🏼‍♂️#underwatervolcano #sabang #sabangwisata #mares #freediving #outdoor #ocean #aqua #sulphur #thebubbleisreal

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New Guy: Is there a chair I can use? Boss: You can use this one. Or this one I guess, but this one is my purse chair. -white woman, pointing to her purse literally sitting on a chair, yoga streaming company

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“I love the wind. It’s good for my vata.” -white woman, yoga class, Boulder

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White woman #1: picks up potato chip, “are these gluten-free?” puts it up to her nose and sniffs it.

White woman #2: “can you smell gluten?”

White woman #1: “sometimes!”

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“The kale is my soup is too big.”-white woman, yoga streaming company

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And they’re letting him go on a $50,000 bond. This story is nuts. 

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“I have to use my calculator because I don’t know how to add up this tip.” white woman, asian restaurant, boulder

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only in boulder would there be a Pink Floyd themed car