#thebetterarod

[soso-olivia-munn-blog]

(text): I can only imagine. Did you see his outfit on Super Bowl Sunday?

Text: No. How the hell did I miss that? Hold on. I’m googling it. 

Text: Holy shit. That coat. And that turtle neck. 

Text: Isn’t his wife a former super model? How is he allowed to even leave the house like that?

[so-saoirse-archived-blog]

How many people would you trust with your life?

I am generally probably a really trusting person but there are 5 I know who I would do anything for and would do anything for me.

Mum, Dad, Roman, Margot, & Gigi.

[thenotoriousone-cm]

(text): Who should we pick?

[text:] Are we going for someone we know or complete stranger?

[emm-rossum]

(text): Your kid would be an orphan because the entire Packers fanbase would come after you. Larry the Orphan. Think about Larry before you do anything stupid.

Text: I’m not apposed to hiring someone and having them make it look like an accident. HIS NAME IS LINCOLN NOT LARRY!

[elizajanetc-saved]

What are your plans for the summer?

Well, I leave for Thailand this weekend and then I have one or two more vacations coming up. One of which is going back to Australia for a week or two, and doing two conventions. And I plan on having a lot of beach time before I’m shipped back up to Vancouver.

[so-taylorswift]

(Text): can we really trust Katy after all these years?

imessage → A-Rod 🏈

I don’t trust nobody (and nobody trusts me).

[vanessabutterfly-hudgens]

(text): Yooo (text): I'm just making sure we told everyone but surprise yacht engagement party tonight for Margot and Conor. We're making them think it's some romantic dinner as a thank you on the yacht.

text: Oh my god I’m SO in. 

text: Let me know if you want me to do anything

[itsmekatiecassidy]

(text): I said no, we can't tonight - then pretended to spoil the surprise of us setting up a romantic dinner for him and Margot tomorrow night and said don't tell Katie I spoiled the surprise and don't tell Margot.

Text: That’s actually fucking genius, Aaron. Well done, I’m super impressed!

[ffszefron]

Intentional or not, it's not looking good, man. It doesn't look sincere. Your best bet is to not comment on shit unless directly spoken to. Commenting on every little thing or hitting the like button on every little thing makes it look bad. Just an observation from an outsider.

Thanks for the advice, man. Appreciate it.

[kajeapa]

We don't want the tabloids to know and try to stalk the new It Couple!

That’s true! Then they’ll be all up in our business, and we won’t have any privacy. Our love should clearly be ours and no one else’s.

[sojoejonas]

Nice stache, bro

My dude, my bro, thank you. Seriously. The women in my life are constantly shitting on the ‘stache and it’s just because they don’t understand, you know? They don’t get it. Always knew you were the better A-Rod for a goddam reason.

[soso-olivia-munn-blog]

(text): It's more Tom Brady's scene. I can't take that guy seriously in his outfit.

Text: I saw him earlier actually. That tux is something else. I swear its worse in person. 

[supitskeegs]

Happy birthday, man!

This is a little late but thanks man! Appreciate it.

[thenotoriousone-cm]

(text): I was being nice. She was the one interrogating me about my friendship with Lily.

[text:] Are you shocked by that though?

[emm-rossum]

Tell Larry to FaceTime me

 Aaron. No. I’m working--he’ll start crying because he’ll maybe recognize your voice but will be like “ WTF IS THAT ON HIS FACE??” Why do you gotta be like this?

[sojeffcarter]

(text): You basically on kid duty all tour? (text): I'll have to come check out the show. (text): I'm alright. Golfing, working out.. all that stuff.

[text]: Yeah but I like it. I get to skate with Luca and have quality time with T. Catching up to what I miss while I’m playing. [text]: You should come out, you’ve got 12 more shows to pick from. [text]: Golfing? My golf game is in bad shape but yours must be picking up if that’s all you’ve been doing.