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fcksherwood:

Are you telling me sometimes you find yourseld in the middle of a party wishing you were at home watching nerflix? I mean… there is nothing better than to go comando and throw a solo party but I’ve been in Toronto for so long that I might turn into a vampire if I don’t see the sun soon.

I’m 110% saying that I’ve been at a party secretly wishing I was at home with in PJs, sans bra, binging something on netflix. But if you’re feeling like that then maybe take a trip or something. Go to Mexico. Or..I don’t know..where is it really nice? Fiji or some shit. 

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sobritt:

 Okay , so yesterday was Mother’s Day. Woo hoo to all the mothers out there , y’all seriously rock !  Truly moms rock and make this world a better place , but how about mom dogs. You know the moms of dogs? Was it kind of also their day too yesterday ? Just wondering because i’m a dog mom and I totally celebrated my day as a mother of two dogs. Is it weird ? Just wondering .. for science.

Dog moms deserve love, too. I’m a dog mom of two myself and a shit ton of my friends sent me happy mothers day messages. However, I’ll say that people moms probably deserve more love than dog moms. Cause, ya know..my dogs aren’t assholes like a lot of people’s kids so I don’t have to put up with that but they do..

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fcksherwood:

Ever felt so excited for a moment to come but then when it finally happens you don’t even know what to do with your life? Cause that is me right now — I was counting down the days to be done filming and now I don’t know where to go so I’m just stuck in Toronto.

Listen, sometimes I think I wanna go do stuff then I get there and I’m like fuck - I don’t even wanna be here. I’d rather be at home in a robe watching netflix like a zombie. I’m just saying - sometimes being home and just relaxing is the best. 

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90s-daisy:

Do you know what I’ve finally found a new joy of having loyalty card apps for coffee shops, I haven’t been into a Nero in about a month and i went in ordered my coffee and as I opened the app i saw a waiting message that said cause i had the app for a year I got a free coffee, okay is it a brit thing to really have your whole day made with free things or is this just everyone because honestly I feel like this little moment of joy has shaped my whole mood for the rest of the day.

Fuck no its not a “brit” thing. Thats a universal thing. I don’t know one single person who doesn’t like free shit. Honestly, I almost don’t care what it is - if its free, I want it. Besides, when it comes to food or drinks or whatever it always seems to taste better when its free, am I right?

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(text): You have better fashion sense than a supermodel. Then again, look at the event you're at tonight. None of those models or people really have fashion sense. At least you kept it somewhat normal tonight.

Text: Maybe I just have better fashion sense when it comes to men’s clothes. Giselle always looks pretty good all things considered. But some of these outfits are a little crazy, not gonna lie. The thing on my head is fun to play with. Thats legit 100% why I picked this whole thing. 

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(text): She probably dressed him and told him it looks good. We all know Giselle wears the pants in the relationship.

Text: she picks weird shit to put him in then. Just be happy I never tried to do that shit to you - when I helped with outfits I made sure you looked good. Not like a fucking idiot. 

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(text): I can only imagine. Did you see his outfit on Super Bowl Sunday?

Text: No. How the hell did I miss that? Hold on. I’m googling it. 

Text: Holy shit. That coat. And that turtle neck. 

Text: Isn’t his wife a former super model? How is he allowed to even leave the house like that?

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(text): It's more Tom Brady's scene. I can't take that guy seriously in his outfit.

Text: I saw him earlier actually. That tux is something else. I swear its worse in person. 

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vanessabutterfly-hudgens:

Listen, thinking of it realistically and in today’s social cues, it IS weird. But in the 50s it totally wasn’t. That’s how guys got the girl.

If thats the case then the 50s seems like it was a weird freaking time. I mean, it probably  would be to us given what was and wasn’t socially acceptable back then, ya know? But I guess it worked for them.

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Olivia Munn in H&M at the 2018 Met Gala

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what was the best move aaron would do during sex?

The moonwalk. 

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(text): I'm glad your publicist didn't make me go to that Met thing. It's scary.

Text: I talked her out of that. I figured it was too soon for that crap. And I figured it wasn’t really your scene anyway. 

Text: She wanted it to be like our “coming out” thing or whatever. So people knew we were supposedly back together or whatever. I told her to figure something else out. 

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vanessabutterfly-hudgens:

This will probably sound odd,but do you ever sometimes want to dress up and ask someone to dance with you? Just even in the middle of a coffee shop, or on the sidewalk. Then he’d kiss you like Clark Gable and you’d go on your way? That is probably just me isn’t it? See, this is what happens when you are still a hopeless romantic way deep down, spend your life doing musicals and film two rom coms back to back

Look, I’m not gonna lie. While I think thats really cute and all but its also just a little bit weird. Especially if you’re just asking a random someone to drop everything for a quick spin on the made up dace floor or whatever. But hey, whatever makes you happy and all that, right?

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Top 5 people here you've yet to hook up with but would no questions asked?

uhh. I don’t know. I feel like everyone fuckin’ taken around here and I don’t wanna step on any toes. I’m trying to get out of that habit, thanks very much. 

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would you fuck an ex or been there, done that?

Depends what ex. I mean, why not?

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Would you have sex with a donkey

What? Nooooo. No no no noooo. 

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How many times in your life have you had to visit the clinic on the DL bc you thought you had an STD?

I thought I had syphilis once. False alarm. All clear.