#the. the eyepatch is literally just his future eyepatch. the design I mean. it’s the same
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designernishiki · 1 year ago
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they snuck majima’s gun from dead souls into this game i can not believe this
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clemsharmony · 6 months ago
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oh my GOD okay concepts for an official 40th anniversary tmnt comics collection. don't even LOOK my way. i'm i'm
oh my GOD oh my god okay ONE. raph. raph with an eyepatch AND his PROSTHETIC ARM. meaning number one. both leo and raph are amputees. i love it when they make the ninja turtles disabled.
two. leo LITERALLY took raphs arm after he died. that shit wasn't from a robot it was just straight up His arm. is that better or worse is that sweeter or 10x more morbid
i KNEW i was onto something giving my future raph one arm
theres just theres LOTS of things making me think. most of all the fact that mikey and cj are here looking basically identical to their movie designs. so raph and donnie can't have died very long before the movie. casey grew up with all 4 brothers — when he went back in time he met all of them again. it wasn't just mikey and leo. people like to write raph as dying before he ever met cj so you have NO IDEA how happy this makes me
also mayhem is tiny and weird and its making me laugh. he's like um like the books!toothless of tmnt with a two thousand year lifespan
aaaAA. OUGHH april. APRIL i see that plastron armour. she's modelled her armour after the turtles and its canon now dont fuuucking talk to me
i want so bad to see these future fucks just messing about. god i pray this comic is lighthearted. let them be happy. media needs to focus less on the never ending hell of the post-apocalypse and more on the normal people living through it
its not gonna be all happy though. i already know. its gonna be about mikey training his mystic powers/ninpō to make portals. look how uncomfortable everyone looks at the fact he can do that shit like
r raph spikey mask ueueue its like my favourite little quirk about his design and he still has it
no talking about donnies ridiculous outfit just the fact that hes there ALIVE looking as fucking stupid as usual
actually what is cj wearing lol
OHHH i could say so much more. SO MUCH MORE. now watch them tear all of this away in the finished art watch them rob raph of his prosthetic and donnie of his hideous overalls
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strifespecibi · 1 year ago
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Like domino's pizza? Also what the fuck is cablepool?
so okay. for reference, cable aka nathan summers is this time-traveller who was born many years in the future in a dystopic society. his goal was to hop around and prevent that future from happening. he ended up joining the xmen and yadda yadda, rest is history. domino is his on-again off-again love interest and deadpool is his partner. i'll get to it in a moment
so dominos power is being able to control luck. no, really. she gives her opponents bad luck and in turn gives herself good luck. it is (from the wiki) "…largely participatory - in order for the luck to take effect, domino herself must engage in an action whose chance she can affect. for example, if domino were to stand before a hail of bullets, she would be shot. instead, she must take action; in attempting to avoid the gunfire, she will miraculously bob and weave just right to avoid every single shot." which is SO interesting on its own to pull vriska analysis from. also, one kind of funny note about her design is that her right eye is surrounded by black in the shape of an eyepatch! that eye also glows sometimes. so you see why i think she was the inspiration for vriska. there's also a lot of similarities with her backstory and personality but i'm not a domino scholar and i don't wanna mischaracterize her here so all i can say is if you want to know more about her and how she inspired vriska, check the wiki lmfao
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picture of domino for clarity
so now lets wrap around to cablepool, the best example of nicieza yaoi this side of the mississippi. i will be perfectly honest this one isnt even subtext its just canon. they quite literally went to intercourse pennsylvania together. you can watch this amv for examples of what their dynamic is like ive been entranced by it for all of today. also this one because its really funny. regardless. so deadpool was originally created in new mutants vol 1 issue #98 as a mercenary who was hired to take out cable so they spent a lot of their early years trying to kill each other. they are forced to stop avoiding or attempting to kill each other in cable & deadpool vol 1 because of this virus that had infected both of them and thus the only way for them both to survive was to merge their dna structures in an event which i like to call cablepool homoerotic goop cannibalism. the result of this is that cable cannot time travel without taking deadpool with him. following your lover across the multiverse because of fate and to save the world? thats vrisrezi as hell! anyway they cure the virus and they get to stop bodysliding together woohoo. a similar thing happens when cable gets lost in alternate universes and deadpool has to travel through a bunch to save him. then there was everything with cable and providence … so providence was this little paradise island that cable built off of his orbital station called providence that got attacked by aliens and space pirates and deadpool ran in to help only to find oops! cable doesnt actually fully trust him! so cable 'dies' (he doesnt actually die he comes back) along with providence because thats how much he doesnt trust deadpool. which is reminiscent of the jack noir confrontation innit? vriska was so convinced of her own heroism and skill and so afraid of trusting others that she preferred to die than not be at the center of the narrative (fitting as well since deadpool is obviously a very meta character lol). they havent interacted a whole lot beyond that after cable & deadpool ended because the x-editors are evil and hate me and they hate nicieza yaoi and also deadpool is now a Popular Character so they have to tear him away from his roots and make him gay with spiderman instead for some reason. but i get it. get me on a cable & deadpool book i'll be normal (i will not be normal). anyway that book ended in 2008? iirc? which means it was likely On The Mind whilst writing homestuck. and if hussie wasnt into deadpool but WAS into daredevil enough to make a daredevil clone oc i will eat my hat because deadpool And specifically cable & deadpool is like, completely in tune with their writing style. anyway theres my proof that domino is vriska but cablepool is vrisrezi that was most certainly not an excuse to talk about my xmen Hope you all enjoyed it👍
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celisea · 4 years ago
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i am obsessed with master of the knights kaeya and even more obsessed with kaeya who serves khaenri’ah PLEASE elaborate more on your worms if you feel obliged
!!! AAA I’m glad you liked the designs hehe, YES SURE I CAN ELABORATE!! I thought about these 2 designs like the 2 futures Kaeya could have. A future with the knights and Mond or with Khaenri’ah and whatever is happening over there.  This may get a bit long but ill try to explain my brainworms in a coherent way. Also, English is not my first language, so if there is any confusion please tell me and I can try to tell it in another way.
So, first, I think the 5-star version of Kaeya MUST have both eyes uncovered. This is because I think if we ever DO get it, it will be like an ascension of sorts. Kaeya has the recurring theme that he hides a lot of things from everyone. He hides his true feelings, his thoughts and his true personality behind layers and LAYERS of lies. The only time he ever showed his true self his brother tried to kill him, he even looks at his vision as a reminder to never try to do it again. So, my point is that if he does get a 5-star version it will be when he accepts every part of himself and shows his true self to everyone. Therefore, I think he would be without his eyepatch. The loss of it represents the loss of his mask, both figuratively and literally.
Another thing to note is that Kaeya’s constellation is a peacock. There are a lot of different meanings to this but one that stuck out to me is this:
“Hindu motifs expose the peacock as a symbol of the unconscious; for, what is in one’s subconscious can be illuminated by the consciousness, starting the emergence of one’s true individuality.”
This adds to what I first said about the loss of his eyepatch. What I want to get from this is that in Kaeya’s case, the peacock could mean his struggles with his identity and how he expresses and views himself. So, his ascension to a 5-star could be his decision to be true to himself and chose to support the nation that he wants, be it Mondstadt or Khaenri’ah without regrets or second thoughts. In his vision story its mentioned how coming clean about his lies was the first time he felt like himself, like he was not holding back who he truly was. So, I believe Kaeya will not be able to be a 5-star or, in-story become stronger, until he comes clean to everyone about who he truly is.
Because of all of this, I thought about making two designs instead of just one, since I feel like either choice could represent himself coming out of his shell and showing his individuality.
So, now that I explained my reasoning as to why I made 2 designs, here is my thought process for each one!
Mondstadt
My first design thought for a 5-star Kaeya is that he would wear his vision on his heart. For me this is him showing that he does not see his vision as a reminder to always live a life full of lies, but as a reminder to stay true to himself and live in a way that he feels happy with. It also, of course, represents his loyalty to Mondstadt, the land that gave him said vision.
He also gets to keep his lovelock! This hairstyle is said to “show devotion to a loved one”, in this case the loved one would be Mondstadt and its people. And I also feel like it could be a nod to Crepus, his late adoptive father. We know that Kaeya loved Crepus and is part of the reason he had such complex feelings about who to side with since he adopted him and showed him love in a land he had never been to and probably didn’t want to go as a child. So, I thought it would be nice that his lovelock could also represent his love for his family.
Another thing I thought about was that a 5-star Kaeya would probably be introduced in the late game, so this means that in the future, Jean will probably be Grand Master of the knights. This is because I think it is foreshadowed by Mona on her voiceline about Jean:
“You mean the Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius? Her constellation is Leo Minor, which represents strength and responsibility shouldered too young... Though the lioness has been separated from her pride for a long time, she grows from strength to strength, and the day will come when she is ready to return as its glorious leader.”
If its true that Jean will become Grand Master, then Kaeya would probably follow her and become Master of the Knights since he is her right-hand-man and Jean respects him a lot. This would also go well with the theme that Kaeya would act like his true self. Throughout his whole life, Kaeya has been a character that always acts in the background/shadows. He works and goes to assignments more than anybody else and does a lot of things, while only being supposedly the Cavalry Captain. This also happened when he was young and Diluc was still in the Knights. He worked in the shadows so Diluc could pass through any circumstance without any problems. What I want to get with this, is that Kaeya works a job that is not at face-value recognized. So, him being the Master of the Knights, a well respected and recognized title, seems fitting. Also, I just really like the idea of Jean and Kaeya climbing the ladder together and being a power team hehe.
Because of this, I think that Kaeya would borrow elements of Jean’s design like her corset thingy, her gloves, and finally the Knights official symbol. Since in this design his loyalty is to Mondstadt, he now feels free to put elements of the city on how he dresses!
One final thought about the Mond design (this doesn’t have anything to do with the design) is that I like to thing that in the endgame when Jean and Kaeya are Grand Master and Master, Diluc would look at them and say to them that he doesn’t think the Knights are incompetent anymore ;u; kind of like, “I’m proud of you two” moment.
Khaenri’ah
Oof so now to the angstier route, Kaeya chooses Khaenri’ah over Mondstadt and joins Dainsleif and co. on the quest to challenge the gods. The first thing I feel he would do is cut his lovelock. The lovelock hairstyle comes originally from Europe and Mondstadt is a Germany-based nation, so the cutting of it symbolizes his separation from Mondstadt and his adoptive family. His sense of duty meaning more to him than the love he received from the city, the knights, and his family.
His vision is kept on the side like in his original design. In his voicelines, he mentions that a vision is a mere tool to control the elements. It has no other meaning; in this route he does not give it any meaning at all since Khaenri’ah hates the gods, the vision is nothing more than a tool to complete his nation’s goals. Instead, what is on his heart is a star, a symbol representative of Khaenri’ah.
His outfit on this design resembles more Dainsleif’s and has a lot of star-shaped elements. His peacock cape is replaced by one more reminiscent of Dainsleif’s and he keeps some elements of his original design like the gloves and the cuffs of his sleeves. I kind of wanted to give the vibe of a royal. Peacocks also can represent royalty, so in this design his confidence and individuality stems from his duty to protect his homeland from the gods. I believe Kaeya does have royal blood from the Blacksun dynasty and it’s represented by all the gold elements and his shawl thingy.
I get a little sad thinking about this design because I feel like Jean and Diluc would just be… absolutely heartbroken by this decision. Imagining a battle between the three really breaks my heart lmao. I feel like it would be worse than the fight Diluc and Kaeya had when they were young. This battle would be complex on both sides. Jean and Diluc would see their former friend and brother working against the city that brought him so much happiness. Kaeya would be heartbroken too, having to attack his brother and his close friend. If Mihoyo does have Kaeya choose Khaenri’ah, and they decide to attack Mondstadt. Man™ its going to be REALLY sad. In this route I 100% believe that one of the three will die.
Anyways! That got REALLY LONG HOLY SHIT… I’m sorry lmao this kind of turned into a character analysis of Kaeya hehe. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask!!! Thank you for the ask. As you can see, the Kaeya brainrot is real….
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fantasyinvader · 4 years ago
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Okay, this is something I’ve been sitting on for a few weeks because I know it will be taken out of context by someone. But it’s really clicking for me, so here goes.
This all goes back to the Buddhist symbolism, and how CF is about losing Nirvana. Now Nirvana isn’t just some baby in a pool here, and emulating Kurt Cobain’s final moments isn’t what I mean by losing it. Nirvana is a higher state of being achieved by freeing oneself of greed, hatred and ignorance. In the Japanese version of CF, Dimitri will call Byleth out for choosing CF, saying that they are heading down the path of the beast. This also relates to Buddhism, since it relates to sins committed because of greed, hatred or ignorance, resulting in the person getting knocked back a step spiritually and reincarnating as an animal in their next life. Byleth losing their powers at the end of CF takes on a new perspective with this in mind.
But this is the thing, Edelgard is the Beast whose path you followed. For starters, if you pay attention to her personal relic in the opening you’ll see it’s equipped with a Creststone other than that of Seiros. It shows the Crest of Maurice, also known as the Crest of the Beast. While this can fit in with Edelgard being an AntiChrist figure in the game, a false messiah meant to lead people astray (which also relates to the Mara story from Buddhism, which is reflected in the game with Byleth also getting their own banner when they avoid temptation like Buddha did. Said banner is also confirmed as the game’s Fire Emblem) as the AntiChrist is supposed to bear the Mark of the Beast. But there’s another thing here.
Animals.
Deer and lions have importance in Buddhism. I don’t know of any Eagles being symbolic, and I’d want to check before I subscribe to “only demons have wings” bit I’ve heard in the past. But there is something else. The Golden Deer become the Alliance army after the timeskip, while the Blue Lions become the Kingdom Army. We see this reflected in Byleth’s post-timeskip bios, saying they are assisting those forces in those routes. The Black Eagles become the Resistance army in Silver Snow.
In Crimson Flower, the Black Eagle house becomes the Black Eagle Strike Force. They’re the only House to retain their animal name.
What’s more is the armor of the three lords. Each lord has their own animalistic bit in their design. With Claude, he’s riding a white wyvern but this is showing dominion over the animal. It’s his steed. With Dimitri, he has the furs but those relate to the climate of the Kingdom. Everyone we see from there has furs in order to protect themselves from the cold. Edelgard’s Emperor design features her using feathers...to emulate the eagle. She’s making herself look like an animal.
There’s also the fact that Felix becomes the Boar in this route, along with how Edelgard’s army employs people turned into monsters. The fact that Japanese Verdant Wind says she was trying to graverob to put the Crests to use does her no favors, and WC shows us people unwillingly turned into monsters rather than how Dedue and the others willingly throw away their humanity to protect Dimitri.
But Invader, you might ask, isn’t Dimitri the Boar? In Japanese culture, boars are symbolic of recklessness. Charging in without thinking or care for consequences. In Silver Snow and Verdant Wind, this mindset gets Dimitri and any remaining Lions killed. He grows out of it in Azure Moon to become a benevolent king, much like how Edelgard called him as such during his execution. And less we forget, CF Dimitri doesn’t spot an eyepatch in order to imply he’s gone down a different road then his counterparts.
But then there’s the fact that while both CF and AM refer to Edelgard as a hegemon. Same design indicates that they are largely the same person in this context. And AM Edelgard, to facilitate the ideals she serves, throws away her humanity and becomes a literal monster. She won’t budge from her war. Won’t do it when Dimitri offers her his hand, won’t budge after being defeated in SS/VW and says she will keep going, and even Heroes have said that if the future lords got everyone to work together Edelgard would still not deter from her course. Edelgard is also characterized by not thinking about the consequences of her war, or even how to implement those ideals.
Edelgard is the real boar of this game, not Dimitri.
And this is the thing about animals in Buddhism, they don’t understand. They don’t know what sins they have to redeem themselves of, and are not able to understand Buddha’s teachings to tell them. They’re stuck constantly dying and being reborn in the animal kingdom, a hell of sorts. The ability to think and understand the world around you what Buddhism seems to identify as what makes humans human. And Edelgard is highly associated with animals no matter how much she preaches about her humanity. The Beast Crest is also associated with the Devil Arcana, which depicts humans becoming more like the devil depicted of their own free will.
Edelgard makes you and your students into metaphorical animals. It’s why her supports are all about the others going from being more argumentative towards her to being her supporters. It’s why everyone just turns away from the realities of this war just like Edelgard, instead telling themselves that it’ll all be worth it. Everyone has been corrupted into being more like Edelgard. They’ve lost that bit of their humanity going down the Path of the Beast, and at the very least turning Byleth back into the Ashen Demon.
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dellinah · 4 years ago
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I did a thing. Kinda. It's Wolf O'Donnel cosplaying Rasticore (from Star vs FOE) for all yall who dont wanna read the rest
Used a reference for the body but I actually drew the head completely without help and thats lowkey a first. I wanted to give him a cocky expression but getting the head to look ok was too much already so you get a happy woof. How often do people draw him like that anyway
Uh this is a 'finished' thing from what I posted yesterday I guess. As finished as I can get it to be anyway but more finished than I'd expect it to be. Now O'Donnel is just out there cosplaying and living his best life
If I had one dollar for every one-eyed hunk anthro animal I've ever had a crush on, I'd have two dollars. Which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened more than once
I like to think O'Donnel would cosplay Rast just bc it's so little effort. He just throws a tablecloth over his shoulder and is ready to go. Don't even have to bother with the eyepatch. As for the missing arm just wrap it in bandages and you ready
I guess that means Fox is Toffee and I'm 100% ok with that
Also yes I am aware his chest shouldnt be seen from under the cape and his tail stroke is different but Im not hiding the part that took me the longest tk draw ok. The tail i just messed up
Also Arte drew Wolf with his mohawk going all the way down the back of his head like once and ever since that design haunts me as the best thing anyone has ever done so thanks Arte that's how I'll forever do it from now on. Still literally the best wolf art out there FIGHT ME. Wolf's hair goes all the way down his head and i wont accept anything else its cannon
For real that looks,,, so good
Anyway. This is still @detectiveashcroft's fault. I' so bad with words and I'm posting this without even responding to the previous reblogs but uh i appreciate it a lot. And everything yall say. Means a lot. Made me smile on a really bad day. Special peeps im glad to have in my life. Special kinky bi woof peeps. And everyone else who said stuff/liked that one. Made my day
This has been a bad year for everyone I think. With the world ending. But yeah. I got sick and ended up having to have an IV for a few days bc too much heat bc the country is on fire. Ive been having pain that I cant get checked bc of the apocalyose but if i havent died so far ill be ok. I miss my family and friends. Im scared of the future. Had to deal with family death bc damn rona
So im just ignoring all that and drawing furries
Really. Just trying to go day by day and not think about anything and hope that by the time I become aware of myself again things will be better. Wake me up when september ends kinda thing. So yeah
Be safe yall
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chuchuroon · 5 years ago
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IKEMEN SENGOKU:  FEAST THINE EYES ON STEAMPUNK WARLORDSSSS
Soooo after MM I have finally found my next Otome obsession Currently, the Taiwan server of Ikemen Sengoku is running a region-exclusive event that puts all the Warlords in a Steampunk AU. The outfits are too good, so I wanted to share this with the Western/JP server players! (Currently, I play on all 3 servers like the dumbass obsessive idiot I am)
More photos and information on the event story under the cut! (SPOILERS for the Taiwan Ikesen Steampunk Event). If you’d like to play on the Taiwan server, the app is named 美男戰國 (copy paste into your app store and search) and it doesn’t appear to be region-locked. Ikesen is licensed to/published by a different company (iSweety) in Taiwan, so they sometimes have artwork and events /merch that are exclusive to that region, as well as unique promo videos.
There wasn’t a promo page where I could grab the event artworks, so pardon my phone screenshots of dubious quality. I tried my best to take screencaps where the dialogue was minimal so you can get a better idea of their outfits. They’re all so good!
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A 3/4 view of Mitsuhide’s Steampunk outfit. In this event, only stories for Nobunaga, Masamune, and Kenshin are available, and a minor collectible story for Ieyasu.  In Masamune’s afterstory, he mentions that Mitsuhide has the special ability to read people’s thoughts.
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*holds back nosebleed* I’m weak to men with slender waists ahhhhhghhgh. Masa’s Steampunk outfit fits him so well (Is that a man-corset? Can we make all men wear corsets?) and of course his collar is unfastened. I love the cogwheel design on his eyepatch too.
Even Kennyo looks rather dashing, that rascal, although he’s human in this story and hates the androids (and especially Nobunaga, of course) for having killed his fellow brethren. 
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IKESEN STEAMPUNK EVENT: STORY BACKGROUND / INTRO 
You, the (human) main character, are the granddaughter of an eccentric Duke that created sentient machine life-forms called 械偶, which I will call androids for now (The name literally translates as “mechanical puppets”). Kennyo and others sometimes refers to them as merely “puppets” (人偶), likely in a derogatory manner.
The androids are sentient and are made of cogs and wheels and circuitry, and powered by a main heart-like “core” which contains a rune. The rune contained within the core is referenced as the “soul” of the androids. Runes have different names, meanings, and uses. If an android’s core is too badly damaged, they cease to function, or die in the robot sense of the word. Even if the core is repaired, if the “rune soul” is damaged, the android wouldn’t be considered living/sentient even if the rest of its mechanisms are functioning. Runes can exist in other forms, such as carved on things like doorways and rocks and hold power. There are teleportation runes which is how androids manage to quickly travel to and from the human community when necessary. Different circuits within an android serve different functions (movement, senses, etc), much like how different lobes or parts of the brain control specific bodily functions in a human. There are different types of androids, such as battle-types and healer-types, and they can have specific protocols and purposes. The story alludes to additional types, but they are not specifically named. Androids have masters, who are typically the one who created them, although this can differ. If a master dies, an android can live without a master or choose to follow another one. Androids can have multiple masters in their life, but in the story the majority of the androids live in their own community and no longer have a master. 
Androids can obtain energy through consuming human food/drink, although it’s not described as their ideal or main method of obtaining energy (the main method was not specified). It’s possible for traces of human food and drink to remain in their system, which can eventually build up over time and cause them to break down. Androids have their own emotions/opinions and thoughts, and can touch and feel just like humans. However, there is tension between humans and androids, who fear that androids, being physically superior, may one day wipe out the humans, and fights often break out. 
After your grandfather’s death, you go to “Elfland”, a hidden, floating island-slash-sky vessel created by your grandfather that is the last standing community of the sentient androids. Within this community, there are peaceful androids, who do not want to harm humans, and anti-human androids, who will attack humans on sight, as well as a third, neutral faction. You are here to search for your grandfather’s hidden treasure, which he left you clues to before he passed away, and you’re assisted by the androids during your search. Nobunaga, Masamune, Mitsuhide, Mitsunari, Hideyoshi, are part of the peaceful faction, while Kenshin is part of the anti-human faction. Yukimura and Ieyasu are part of the neutral faction. In Kenshin’s route, Sasuke and Shingen are also mentioned briefly, but their faction is unknown. There was no mention of Yoshimoto or Ranmaru. 
CHARACTER STORY - MINOR TO MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW    
Masamune:
Your grandfather the Duke had a friend and fellow android researcher whose eldest son passed away. In light of this, the Duke created Masamune in the image of that eldest son, to keep his friend company. Instead of “Master”, Masamune referred to the Duke’s friend as “Father”, and they had a close relationship.
The Duke and his friend eventually had a bad falling out that escalated to violence, and Masamune got between them to stop them from fighting each other. His “father” tried to shoot the Duke, and Masamune chose to protect the Duke. As a result of this incident, Masamune lost his right eye, and also became estranged from his father, who was upset that Masamune chose the Duke over him.  Although Yasu-bot offered to fix it, Masamune declined, saying that he wanted to keep the broken eye as a reminder to himself that “all choices have consequences” (and because eyepatches are cool). When you arrive on Elfland, he has you skydiving into your target exploration area rather than take a long time to walk there, and generally shows you around and adventures alongside you, while simultaneously protecting you from skirmishes against the anti-human androids. Ieyasu mentions that while Masamune “isn’t a battle-type android, he’s pretty capable”, but doesn’t really explain just what kind of android he is. When Masamune’s father got grievously injured, he was kept alive but was on a deathbed, suffering from tremendous pain every day. When Masamune came to visit him, he begged for Masamune to put him out of his misery. Masamune decided to do so, knowing that it would result in his father’s wife and younger son resenting him and people saying horrible things about how he’s an android that killed his own master who treated him like a son. You, of course, help resolve this misunderstanding and also see past the terrible reputation this gave Masamune, and you accept him fully, ya’ll bond over war and fighting dealing with your ex-fiance (who happens to be the biological younger son of Masamune’s father, and colluded with Kennyo to try to wreck Elfland) and discovering your granpapaw’s treasure, and become lovers. In the afterstory, Masamune recalls that his father once told him to live life to the fullest. “If you’re not doing what you love and enjoying all that life has to offer, then you’re not truly living, whether you’re made of flesh or steel doesn’t matter. Otherwise, even if you have a heartbeat and you’re breathing, you’re no different than a walking corpse. If one day, I can no longer feel like I’m alive, then I’m already dead, even if my body is still functioning.” Reminiscing on this, Masamune wonders if meeting you was all fated since then. “I’ve fallen in love with an incredible woman”, he realizes, and listens to your heartbeat and makes you listen to his - “Every movement of every cog in my body is saying how much I love you, to the point of breaking. Can you hear it?” He asks. “Let me listen awhile longer, and I’ll answer,” you reply. In true Masamune fashion, he declares he can't wait any longer and decides to get his answer directly from your body. Yee haw.
Nobunaga:
He has a special ability which can disable the functions of other androids temporarily. During your research you discover that he was made in the image of the famous historical warlord Nobunaga Oda, who once united Japan. You guys are already lovers when the story begins. Human-Android tensions are high, and what’s worse is that Mitsuhide has been sneaking around meeting humans (including Kennyo) and making shady ass deals. You discover your grandfather’s treasure hidden behind a door with a riddle written in ancient Japanese, a dead language that only you know because your grandfather taught you. The riddle reads: “What can save both the humans and androids and allow them to live in peace?” and the answer is “love”, and the door opens when you write out the character for love in Japanese on the entrance. Inside the treasure box you find in the room, you learn secrets that could be used for both great and terrible deeds, including the knowledge of how to create sentient androids and how to destroy them, how Elfland was created, and various other secrets about androids. You decide to hide them again to prevent this knowledge from getting into the wrong hands.
Human-Android tensions escalate into full out war as Mitsuhide informs the humans how to gain access to Elfland and where to attack. Kennyo and Nobunaga cross swords and Nobunaga is nearly outmatched when Mitsuhide appears, revealing that he led the humans here intentionally because he wanted to herd the bulk of the anti-Android fanatics together in one location and collectively wipe them out in order to effectively stamp out future threats of war. He apologizes for being late as he was delayed by Hideyoshi-bot almost killing him. Nobunaga just laughs and tells Mitsuhide he deserves it for worrying Hideyoshi, and a spiteful Kennyo reveals that he has been modified with Android parts to become stronger, and activates this power to try to land a killing blow on Nobunaga - only to discover that Mitsuhide has even plotted everything this far back in advance, and way back when Kennyo was being modified, Mitsuhide ensured that he had faulty parts installed. Heheh. Mitsuhide:2, Kennyo: 0 In the afterstory, it’s revealed that one of the secrets you learned was the process of turning an android into a human. Androids can perform what’s called a “soul contract” with each other; when two androids perform this, they become linked and know each other’s thoughts and feelings, and if one Android dies, the other also loses power to their rune core and dies as well. However, if an Android performs a soul contract with a human, they can become a human (but there are unspecified risks involved, and success is more or less regarded as miraculous), and share a life. Since Nobunaga’s primary protocol was to protect Elfland and the vault that guarded your grandfather’s treasure, and that duty has been completed, he wishes to become a human so that he can grow old with you and share the same lifespan. You establish the contract and miraculously he’s turned into a human and ya’ll enjoy fun kinky times where you both know what the other is thinking and feel what the other is feeling (oh boy).
Ieyasu:
Healer-type android and constantly frets about the fact that he’s not a battle-type and therefore weak, and wonders why your grandfather created him this way. He claims to not like humans, and he blames himself for not being able to save the Duke, but you help him understand that it wasn’t his fault and that you are thankful he was able to stay by the Duke’s side and keep him company when he passed. He complains about having to repair Mitsunari-bot (who we never see). He is reluctant to get involved with humans, though this is revealed that it’s because he believes humans are too frail and die easily, and he didn’t want to experience heartbreak again. One of the lines he mutters to himself (well out of your earshot of course) is how the existence of people like you and your grandfather is the reason he could never bring himself to fully hate or reject the humans. He has a workshop and appears to not differentiate between factions when it comes to treating those who need it, as he mentions having repaired Ken-bot before as well, who is on the anti-human faction.
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Kenshin:
The text translates to “My emotional circuits have been broken since a long time ago”. I chortled to myself for a good, long minute at that one. 
Anyway, Ken-bot is a battle-type android who also happens to have “protecting you” written as his top/primary protocol by your grandfather, which is why he goes along with all your endeavors despite belonging to the anti-human faction of the androids. He constantly emphasizes the fact that, as a battle-type droid, he is only capable of fighting and causing destruction. His emotional circuits aren’t completely broken, and he still has an obsession with sake and dried plums, which, according to Sasuke-bot, Ken-bot partakes to a degree that leads Sasuke-bot to believe Ken-bot is trying to drink/eat himself into an early grave. 
You learn from your grandfather’s journal that he originally created Kenshin as a battle-type android, but that he desired to have Kenshin protect his legacy (the androids on elfland, and his granddaughter) rather than simply for fighting and destruction. He saw Kenshin as a protector, not a destroyer. You try to tell his to Ken-bot and also confess your feelings, which seem to cause Ken-bot’s emotional circuits to malfunction even more. “I don’t understand what you mean when you say you like me,” he says brokenly, and during the height of the human-android battle decides to stick you in the safest place possible, which is in a... dun dun dun-geon. He then throws himself into such a battle frenzy against the humans that invaded Elfland that Yuki-bot (instructed by Sasuke-bot, who we never actually see) comes to release you from the dungeon and take you to Ken-bot in order to save him from himself. Ken-bot believes the only way to achieve lasting peace is to wipe out all the humans. You challenge him by saying he should then kill you, since you are a human. Just as you seem to be about to convince him, a shot rings out, and Kenshin shoves you out of the way, his core taking a hit from protecting you. Shingen-bot and Sasuke-bot also having taken serious injuries, the anti-human faction have no leaders, and retreat. 
You take an unconscious Ken-bot to the Oda forces to seek Ieyasu’s help. He says that the rune powering Ken-bot’s core is damaged too badly, so you find the hidden treasure of the Duke, hoping to learn a way to restore Ken-bot. Ieyasu suggests attempting the soul-contract to try to convert Ken-bot into a human as a last ditch effort to save him, as it allows the bonded pair to share their lifeforce, but he stresses that there’s no known record of it succeeding, and you may shorten your lifespan as a result. Your grandfather’s records also mentions that would only work with high-level androids. Yasu-bot also adds this flavor text that by attempting the soul contract, “You will share and endure all of the hardships, feelings and memories from the past of the other person”. You, of course, plow forward without hesitation, to which Yasu-bot gives his typical sigh of annoyance. “As expected of you”, he comments simply, and adds “I can see why this emotionally-broken idiot would be changed by you.”
After what feels like a long and painful dream, you wake up to find Pinocchio - I mean Ken-bot - has become a real boy! He confesses his feelings to you, Yasu-bot fills you both in what happened with current events while you two were unconscious, and slaps on an added warning to Kenshin of “Don’t ever make her cry again. There’s more people than you can imagine who hold her in high esteem, and they’re all incredibly annoying people...and will be much more difficult for you to handle now, as a human” - to which Kenshin answers with a typical bloodthirsty threat and by grabbing and hugging you possessively. Yasu-bot shrugs and says he doesn’t want to meddle in between “an annoying couple” anyway, and makes an offhand snide remark about how neither one of you make him worry any less than Mitsunari-bot does, checks up on you two one last time, and hurries out the room like he can’t stand to be there for another moment longer. Which is smart of him, since in the Afterstory ya’ll basically exchange mushy ass words with each other and do the nasty.
annnnd there’s the Steampunk event as I experienced it. Hope to see some Steampunk AU fan creations of our favorite warlords in the future!
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steve0discusses · 5 years ago
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Yugioh S4 Ep 4: Pegasus and His Unlimited Moxie
So, I’m finally back after that long--time--when I was sick, then busy, etc etc. Long story, I peaced out from social media for the large part, and my method for finding solace mostly involved watching so much  “big living in a tiny house.”
Those houses are so damn tiny.
And now I feel better, so lets get back to business.
Just FYI, this is a midweek post because this weekend I’ll be exploring a part of California I didn’t know existed before my friend was like “Napa’s booked, so we’re going South to do our wedding in the other wine country” and it’s like “the hell are you talking about other wine country?????”
So I might be driving to a large cardboard cutout of a winery, and me and 400 guests are going to just stand in front of it and pretend that it’s real for a couple days. This means that I will probably make only like maybe three updates this month and I’m just going to have to come to terms with that.
And in case you are wondering (you’re not) the bye bye bye mashup dance we’re doing for the wedding is going great. It’s really freakin great that the Seahawks decided to choose this week to steal our thunder, so now everyone at this wedding will think we’re just all really into Football. (I’m just telling you that because I feel a need to complain so thank you for listening.)
But anyway, it was a nice surprise amongst all this *stuff* I didn’t really want to do, that this particular episode of Yugioh is pretty great. Like...guys we get Pegasus, we get Kaiba having a meltdown, we get PEGASUS. Like I forgot how much I like Pegasus.
So first off, Yugi and friends decided to watch the news about the whole shpeal from last episode, probably because each and every one of them was certain they all shared the same collective fever dream.
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Something to note about Yugioh is they use a lot of near future tech, and I don’t know how much of that sci-fi goes completely over the heads of kids nowadays since this has become so normal. But yo, people in 2002 were still using AOL.
A lot has changed in 10 years. Just let that sink in, babies in the back.
(read more under the cut)
Also, please turn your entire attention over to this
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Man.
the weird orange cookie on this painting is what really gets to me. It looks like a handmade soap. Because in order to soothe my soul during this stressful month I also watched a lot of cold-process soap making videos.
*quickly looks up to see if there’s Yugioh Soap*
Yeah that doesn’t exist. Hey do you think that if I sent in a Yugioh soap design into Royalty Soaps she’d actually make it? I mean, she did Studio Ghibli. This is just Studio Ghibli but on fire and with terrible hair and actually very different.
(And yes, I did, just now, in fact, make a soap design that I’m absolutely mailing to Royalty Soaps. I’ll put it at the end. No idea what it should smell like, mostly because the last thing I want to do when watching Yugioh is think about how ANY of this smells.)
See, tangents like this are why I don’t have more time.
Anyway, Yugi recalls that he was supposed to *do a thing* but also recalls that he was given really no instructions at all.
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When something absolutely wonderful happens.
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Y’all I was like shouting at the screen “BE A TAPE BE A TAPE BE A TAPE” and lo and behold:
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Dude. Pegasus is such freakin mastermind. Remember that this show started out with them streaming video on a computer, and what did he decide to do? He sent them a tape. Pegasus knows FULL WELL how much they want to see this tape but at the same time...don’t want to watch this tape, and what follows is everyone deciding if they should or should not open Pandora’s box. A Pandora’s box they opened once before and then murdered Grandpa entirely by accident.
I can’t believe they sat on this joke for four seasons. It’s such a freakin good joke.
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So of course it’s the same kid who once decided it would be a great idea to put together a puzzle that came in a box that said “WARNING THIS GODAWFUL THING KILLS PEOPLE” who decided to just stick this in the VCR when everyone else was fighting and no one was looking.
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And, this is not a joke, this is literally how Pegasus decided to open this tape by scolding him for not keeping in touch when Pegasus tried to kill them not once but multiple times back on murder island. Pegasus thinks this deserves him at least a Christmas card.
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Something that’s also very Pegasus is that he um--doesn’t even bother wearing an eyepatch nowadays. He’s just got...one eye now...just an empty socket that he covers with bangs and is like “ya I dare you not look at it.”
And then on, this kid’s show, they basically go through the checklist of things that are “things a child abductor would ask you to do”
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And that’s it. That’s the whole tape. It’s the end of the world and Pegasus wants to get one last good prank in before it all goes belly up.
And it worked really good on Joey. But unfortunately, did not seem to phase Yugi.
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And then after this, the show gets very sidetracked by some side characters that are...they still exist.
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First of all, how much did Weevil spend on a bug drone? Like...what’s this guy’s day job?
Second of all, Rex and Weevil live on some weird brain plane, where they’re pretty sure that the upper echelon of card people are all in love with eachother (which, I don’t blame them, I’ve seen tumblr, it does give that impression if you’ve never watched this show). What they don’t realize is how badly each of the upper echelon of card people want to murder the Hell out of eachother, wipe eachother’s brains, and blow eachother up on a 6000 ft tower on an abandoned island.
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so I guess...Unfortunately...Rex and Weevil are...still with us. Their reasoning is kind of weird--they want super good cards--but like...what’s the point of having super good cards if you’re still Rex and Weevil? Rex is so bad at cards we didn’t even get to see him lose in S2.
Also, the biker gang is back, and I still don't know their font color because they’re in dim lighting in this scene so I’ll just use these temporary font colors for now.
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So, having done his one last good Joke (and maybe the only good joke that Pegasus has ever made) Pegasus decided to sit and wait for someone to do a murder on him. I mean he’s not psychic anymore, but he’s figured he’s screwed enough people that this was how he was going to go out anyway.
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Mai....Valentine....
So I guess she’s back for another season? It’s weird, she made one cameo and then that was it for this episode, but it was very clearly Mai Valentine. Bro brought up that they had to make her a villain again, because she’s literally their only girl villain and I was like “no that’s, not right they’ve got...” and then I kinda sat there for a couple of seconds and I realized “oh dude there’s only been one girl villain so far in all of Yugioh!” and he was like “YEP.”
Because both of us completely forgot about Rebecca until I wrote this in this post and he was double checking it just now. My apologies to the Rebecca stans.
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And then Yugi decided to let us know something extremely disturbing about his curse. The showed played it off like this was a cute thing you would want to have happen. But no. No one would ever want this.
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Ho boy! They share FEELINGS?
So like...
...bear with me here--when Yugi is scared, Pharaoh gets scared. When Yugi is tired, Pharaoh feels tired. When Yugi has a complete meltdown basically every single day, Pharaoh reaches for his Tums. So um...I have to ask the question...
So who’s dating Tea? Yes, I know the real answer is neither of them, but who is the one that keeps bringing forth this ship that this show is supposed to be shipping? Both of them??? I mean they have the same feelings, and before I was like, well, I’m sure Pharaoh just kinda turns around and watches brain TV when Yugi and Tea talk about...deadlifting, or whatever she’s into, but nah he’s like...he’s got the same feelings as Yugi.
Does that just...never bother them? Like...they never get jealous? Ever?
It’s so freakin weird.
This whole sequence was Yugi being like “You can’t keep a secret from me Pharaoh, I will instantly know since I can feel you lying to me” and it’s like hot damn that’s a big lore drop that they just hop and skip away from.
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So the next day they go to the airport and just go unsupervised to a foreign country.
This makes complete sense on Gramps’ part, because he was exploring Egyptian caves most of his life, so in comparison, California is baby town and Yugi would be fine. Clearly Gramps doesn’t know enough about Oakland.
Then again, Grandpa spent a very long and mysterious time in the Middle East raiding so many tombs and stealing an entire artifact that contains the whole history of a lost age of Egypt and an actual Pharaoh’s soul so like...probably wouldn’t get you past TSA in 2002. He’d send off like every red flag warning in the airport.
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Give me an Air Joey spinoff this instant, Yugioh, you cowards.
It’ll be just like Wings, except all the pilots are very bad at their job and haunted by multiple ghosts.
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There’s a very long pissing segment where there was no piss, but Rex begging Weevil to let him piss in the airplane. It’s about as much as you can expect out of a Rex and Weevil segment. And like, basically at this point, Rex and Weevil are married, yet this ship is never, not once, ever surfaced in my feed of fanart I see out of y’all.
And I don't blame you.
Now, when we get to California, we find out that Croquet either went completely gray or was replaced with an identical twin and also...
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GUYS IT’S MY HOMESLICE.
Which doesn’t really look like this, PS.
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So bro has already told me that they’re going to San Fransisco next episode or so (OMG I’m so excited to talk about it), so this is absolutely supposed to be SFO in the show. (maaaybe Oakland Airport? But I super doubt it)
Most people outside of CA don’t know the vast scale of Bay Area and that the San Fransisco Airport is not very well named since it is...not close to San Fransisco at all.
So, I’m going to guess that the show thinks they landed directly in the heart of SF. With the way this vista looks, I think they basically just painted the view from north of Downtown. Which is especially fun because that is a pretty bougie community and the thought of having just a major airport smack in the middle of it makes my heart warm and fuzzy because they have voted out an affordable housing community SO many more times than is morally acceptable. Serves you right, here’s your international airport across the street.
But Bro has warned me ahead of time that this season makes absolutely no sense geography wise...and I’m pretty stoked for that.
And then, as if reading my mind, Tea removes Rex and Weevil from the show, yet again.
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Incredible that they got through customs like that, but they did arrive on a private plane, and maybe customs are different for them? I...don’t think it would be, even for a private plane, everyone has to go through customs. But, it’s a kids show, so Rex and Weevil snuck into America in a luggage bag, just like how Fox News warned us about.
Then again, I imagine that the customs agent was like “yo there’s two human bodies stuffed in here!????” and was like “ohhhhh wait, it’s a Pegasus’ plane. That adds up. Ya.” and just let it through.
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Time for a classic Kaiba meltdown sequence, where he puts on a show of being really competent but is in reality acting like a stack of screaming cats in a purple trench coat.
Mokuba just working overtime to keep this ship afloat because man.
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And then this next part isn’t a joke I made up--Kaiba only took as long as it took to monologue for five seconds about his reputation before doing this:
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It’s more than possible that the translators have no idea who Roland is, and unlike me, isn’t keeping tabs on Roland every second that green haired fourthKaiba is on screen.
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So Pegasus decides to give Kaiba a call on his video phone--because again he only saves the Panasonic Camcorder for spooking Yugi.
Pegasus could have just *called* Yugi the entire time, lol.
Anyway, without the camcorder, Pegasus now has room to stretch out his legs and stick his feet directly in the screen like the end of the world wasn’t less than 2 days ago.
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And the show isn’t telling us why or how this is happening after the whole Mai thing that happened. But it’s nice to know that even when Pegasus may be absolutely held up against his will, he still freakin slays.
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Youknow, Pegasus does more in this one episode to remind me that “oh yeah, Pegasus was my favorite character this whole time” than anyone else and he did in like two calls, sitting in a chair behind his desk, just screwing with people to screw with them.
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And what I enjoy about Pegasus is that, although he had his eyeball removed--he’s still a freakin asshole. He still super sucks. I had a lot of questions about “how much of Pegasus being the worst was the eyeball?” And apparently the answer was “VERY little, this guy is just the freakin worst. Didn’t need to be cursed at all.”
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And so, Yugioh doesn’t really do transformation sequences--unless you count when Yugi sometimes goes “yugiohhhhhh” and then to everyone else looks virtually the same. Instead Yugioh does gear up sequences.
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Where we find out that Seto promised Mokuba he wouldn’t play cards anymore until he was done building all those theme parks.
I guess it’s unfortunate for Mokuba that this whole Pegasus end of the world thing happened out of nowhere and also unfortunate for Mokuba that Kaiba can build card-themed theme parks Really Quickly. I think Mokuba was banking on it taking an entire lifetime to build a park but youknow, looking at how many sequels of Yugioh there are...eh, Mokuba should have instead dared Seto to give up dueling until he finished a single semester of public school. Then those cards would have stayed buried.
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Hey um...did Kaiba add hip spikes on this purple coat since Season 2? I don’t remember him having those.
Good thing I write a blog and I can check. Time for some time travel to Season 2.
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Ah, yes, the hip spikes were not there in Season 2. So, at some point in between then and now, Kaiba looked at this old ass coat hanging in his closet and was like “Not Enough Butt Spikes!” and just glued em on there.
But anyway, back to Season 4...
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I’m pretty sure this is one of the doors from Evangelion.
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And so, off they go, straight to their death, in the world’s most un-aerodynamic vehicle.
Really glad that Dragon Plane seems to have become a permanent character, as it would if you spent 10 million dollars building a dragon plane that can’t possibly fly using real world physics.
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So, Yugi and Co are going to California, and Seto is going to Season One.
And I guess Bakura was like “Oi! Loves! Is every body ready for me to murder them?” and Gramps was like “sorry, they’re getting murdered by Pegasus today” and he was like “bloody hell, every time.”
Anyway, if you just got here, this is a link to read all these recaps from the beginning, in chrono order--it’s a lot of content, and I can’t believe I spent this much time doing this.
And because you’re curious, here’s the soap design that will get absolutely rejected by Royalty Soaps because they say they like to watch anime but they also pronounced “Ghibli” wrong like over 20 times on that one video so I have a strong feeling this is not their brand.
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crusherthedoctor · 6 years ago
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Sonic Villains: Sweet or Shite? - Part 9: CAPTAIN WHISKER
There are some villains I like. And there are some villains I don’t like. But why do I feel about them the way I do? That’s where this comes in.
This is a series of mine in which I go into slightly more detail about my thoughts on the villains in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and why I think they either work well, or fall flat (or somewhere in-between). I’ll be giving my stance on their designs, their personalities, and what they had to show for themselves in the game(s) they featured in. Keep in mind that these are just my own personal thoughts. Whether you agree or disagree, feel free to share your own thoughts and opinions! I don’t bite. :>
Anyhow, for today’s installment, we’ll be starting a new venture as we discuss the scourge of a faraway dimension's seven seas, and the envy of frozen food mascots everywhere: Captain Whisker.
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The Gist: Aboard the Tornado, dynamic duo Sonic and Tails were en route to a mysterious energy signal, in the hopes of uncovering what it could possibly be. They were instead greeted with an actual tornado.
They died.
Credits.
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"Ahh! We’re getting sucked in!” “Yeah! Alright! Cool!”
Nah, not really. They washed ashore on Southern Island (presumably not too far from Western Island and Angelern Island), where they met a young girl named Marine, whose ambition quickly proved to eclipse her capabilities a bit too much. Initially, the heroes simply want to return home and have a Winston break, but upon being attacked by a mecha T-Rex, they soon realise someone must be causing trouble around these parts. And Sonic doesn't let evil relax for long.
They soon come face to face with the leader of the nautical-themed robot army they're facing: Captain Whisker. Something about the captain looks... familiar.
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“...What’s going on to my right? I can’t see anything on that side.”
As it turns out, Whisker wants the Jeweled Scepter, a vastly powerful tool that is said to harness the Power of the Stars, which in Sonic lingo basically means "Get fucked, Goku." He steals it, but not before he gets ambushed by the dramatic arrival of Blaze the Cat... who fails to stop the theft, and doesn't even land a hit on the guy.
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E Rank.
It doesn't take long for Blaze to explain to the confused Sonic and Tails that they're the ones in her world, not the other way around. It's assumed that the power of the Jeweled Scepter was responsible for bringing them here in the first place. Blaze also acknowledges that Marine in fact exists. Together, they continue to take on the robot pirates, all the while Whisker continues to commit some dastardly, whisker-twirling crimes. Like freezing the local vikings.
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“It’s one of my most famous abilities, right up there with spinning around the globe to turn back time. I’m also quite good at superweaving.”
With everywhere else in the sea covered on the map, the do-gooders eventually arrive at Whisker's front door, where they trick the captain into giving them the info on how to get in. After a bit of backtracking (and telling Marine to fuck off and stop wasting their time), they make it in and kick some ass in the pirates' Soleanna-looking hideout. They corner the pirate leader, but his second-in-command, Johnny, arrives just in time to even the odds.
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“No, Sonic. The emblem on my chest is a coincidence.”
They proceed to have an all-out brawl with frankly amazing music, but Johnny chickens out and runs with his pipe between his hydraulics. Crestfallen, but not willing to yield, Whisker insists that he will deliver the Jeweled Scepter to an unnamed client by hook or by crook, and Sonic and Blaze ain't gonna stop him.
But they do. With a little help from the surprise return of Marine, they take back the Jeweled Scepter, defeat the captain's Ghost Titan mech, and blow his ship to kingdom come. With the pirates taken care of, the royal guards assure Blaze that they'll take better care of the magical device. The princess expresses relief, confident that her loyal subjects can defend their kingdom's treasure and honor.
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They can't.
In less time than it takes to complete the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time, the Jeweled Scepter gets itself stolen again, this time by the fallen captain's creator and superior: Dr. Eggman... and Eggman Nega, but whatever. Retreating underground, Eggman proceeds to show off with his newfound power (the ladies love the magma dragon trick), but he is eventually defeated by the combined efforts of Super Sonic and Burning Blaze... with a little help from Marine. Again.
The Jeweled Scepter is reclaimed. Sonic and Tails head home. Eggman gets sued by Michel Ancel.
The Design: Captain Whisker is an Eggman robot. He's Eggman's robot. He was built by Eggman. But you wouldn't know that by looking at him.
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The logo doesn't grin. Totally different.
Sarcasm aside, I'm actually a fan of Whisker's design, because it strikes a good balance between comical and badass, which reflects well on his bumbling exterior masking a capable fighter. The skull gauntlets are stylish, and I especially like how one of his eyes lacks an iris, as if to stand-in for his hypothetical eyepatch. For a design that can literally be summed up as "Eggman but if he were a robot pirate", there's a surprising amount of thought put into it.
If only the same could be said for Nega...
(By the way, Johnny has a kickass design as well. The torpedo-for-a-head is a winner.)
The Personality: Whisker doesn't just one-up Nega with his design. He one-ups him in personality too. Sure, he shares some traits with vanilla Eggman. He's loud. He's hammy. He takes his moustache grooming seriously (even though his is made of metal). He doesn't like it when people aren't paying attention to him.
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But here's the thing. He's got his own distinctive flavor. Rather than copying Eggman's mannerisms beat for beat like Nega does, Whisker offers a different spin. He trades the megalomaniacal theatrics for a buccaneer swagger. He trades the spotlights and the statues in favor of singing shanties and using words that were probably out-of-date even when they were in-date. He's more of an airhead compared to the brilliant Eggman. And he actually expresses fear, in particular at the thought of his master's ire.
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“You wouldn’t know him. Big guy, ‘stache like mine, hates hedgehogs, sounds an awful lot like Mike Pollock...”
Compared to Nega, Whisker simply makes much more of an effort to be his own character. In spite of his physical resemblance, he's not just Eggman #2. And in a world where Eggman #2 is an officially approved thing, I can appreciate that.
The Execution: Captain Whisker isn't your Eggman, or your Chaos, or your Black Doom. He's not the final obstacle. He's here to provide a few hijinks before the real mastermind turns up. In the role that he plays, he plays that role marvellously.
While the Captain sadly lacks much screentime outside of evading the heroes' wrath, he makes up for it with a memorable presence and a barrel of laughs. They could have completely phoned it in here. Why wouldn't they? He looks like a ripoff, and he's ultimately the equivalent of a filler villain anyway. And yet somehow, this decoy antagonist has more life and character put into him than a sizable margin of the "serious" villains in the Sonic universe, including Eggman Nega, Mephiles, and every single Archie recolour you can shake a lawsuit at.
Look, if Blaze absolutely MUST have an arch-enemy, and if said arch-enemy absolutely MUST look like Eggman... why not pick Whisker over Nega? He provides a better contrast with Eggman and with Blaze, and you can even handwave his presence as Eggman's way of keeping tabs on Blaze's world whenever he's too occupied with his own. Surely that would be a little better than having an identical looking guy running around in a different dimension (or the future) for no reason.
Well, until then, I'll keep supporting the good captain. I have to. He might kill me.
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"Omae wa mou ye scurvy shindeiru. *hic*"
Crusher Gives Captain Whisker a: Thumbs Up!
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drsallygrissom · 6 years ago
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Why We Love ars PARADOXICA
Back in 2016, the fandom made a list of 43 reasons why we love ars PARADOXICA in honor of the 73rd anniversary of Dr. Sally Grissom’s first audio diary on October 29, 1943. When I learned that the podcast was going to end after its third season, I decided to pull together another list that was double the length of the first. 
However, the fandom was so passionate that we blew past our goal, and reached triple the length of the original list!
Without further ado, here are the 129 of the reasons why we love ars PARADOXICA:
Helen Partridge, my beautiful, beautiful wife
I just love Kristen’s laugh and it never fails to make me smile.
Mischa’s outros! “Brought to you by the internet:” 
The TimeSwimmers episode. That whole thing was a masterpiece
Sally and Nikhil's friendship
Petra, my sassy troubled daughter
The effort that went into making such a truly unique and ambitious take on time travel-based fiction
Sally, my favorite disaster ace
All of the characters are just so beautifully flawed in their own ways and are so well depicted it’s hard to pick a favorite
Every episode makes me feel SO MANY EMOTIONS
The sound effects are just so well done that I feel like I’m right there with the characters
The subtle yet mind blowing foreshadowing
The way it endlessly inspires me to create fan content
The decryption team, who I don't understand yet love to watch unravel codes
The ability to make us both love and hate a character at the same time as much as we do Esther Roberts.
Jack Wyatt
The sass, and in general wonderful interactions with the fan base on social media.
The schoolyard brawl!
Very obviously not being afraid to have fun with ads/sponsored content.
Actually making me want to listen to the version with ads even though I'm a patron
Buttsticks…
Plasticity
The outro music is simple but so, so good
Lemon drops and Limestone
My curiosity about what Esther wrote in the letter
Golden boi and his devils lettuce
With three episodes left it felt like there was so much story left to be told and such little time to tell it
The generosity to keep us entertained between seasons
The subtle symbolism of Esther's mind being represented with card games
The heart-wrenching ups and downs of Esther and Bridget's relationship
Esther and Sally’s lesbian/aroace solidarity
Bridget, my mom
Sally's #relatable ace anxieties and Nikhil's comforting response
The super cool theme song by Mischa "i do not play piano" Stanton which they apparently HEARD IN A DREAM?!
The found footage pieces between scenes
The amount of detail put into it, and being able to notice new things on each relisten
Easter eggs like QDAM
Seemingly infinite pop culture references
The commitment to posting a transcript for each episode
The GOLDEN BOY smokes the devil’s lettuce?!
The Super LUminal Recursive Processor
All of the machine code names really
Mischa’s wonderful sound design that makes me feel like I’m actually in the location the episode takes place at and made me realize how wonderful podcasts could truly be.
Sally Grissom. The wonderful disaster ace and the first ace rep I ever found.
The sound design of the show, especially the tapes adding to world building, all those clunky sounds.
Sally Grissom, ‘I wonder what would happen if I...’, Mad scientist.
This show has the most complex, humanistic portrayal of aromanticism I’ve ever experienced
I appreciate the aP creators’ dedication to nuanced portrayal of and discussion about violence
All of Curses, of fucking course
Keeping the humanity of people who do bad thing while not trying to justify them
Their commitment to “all killer, no filler”
Reminding me that science is cool, dammit!
Petra is a lovely and nuanced, complex character that I adore with my whole heart and soul.
[BLUE BLUE 09 13 18 15 26 08 04 12 20 24 05 18 14 09 17 04 05 12 01 05 The weather in Tulsa today is: Drought. At the tone, the time will be: 5400 hours]
The creators are so so fantastic and fun! I love that they interact with fans.
Sally is the disaster stoner physicist we all need in our lives. also she’s relatable as hell
The show is not afraid to tackle issues like race, gender, or sexuality and it doesn’t overstep its bounds.
The codes are so fun (even if I don’t understand all of them)!
I love how excited scientists get when they’ve discovered something-it feels like real scientists I know
How Bridget criticizes Sally for making puns under pressure even though she does exactly the same thing
The way characters interact with one another, and grow, and learn, and develop is so fascinating and beautiful.
Plasticity might have been the first podcast episode to make me cry.
I love Sally “I only know anecdotal biology and chemistry” Grissom and how her science knowledge actually makes sense??
As a huge huge physics nerd and aspiring computer scientist, I love love love the way Sally talks about science! It’s like Kristen DiMercurio is narrating my inner monologue!
The thrill of trying to keep up with the diverging timelines
☭S̶͜͞ ̀͜҉̀͢Í͠ ̸̸͟҉X̵͘͢ ̢T̷̶͞ ̢̨͟Y̧̛͘ ̨͟͢ ̴̨͜҉S̷̶͢ ̴͝Í͢͟ ҉̢̛͝X̕͝͝☭
The consideration and dedication shown in not only writing an aro-spec ace character, but addressing issues and worries often faced by people in that community.
The mind-boggling task of trying to piece together everything that’s happening when for all we know every scene could be from a different, rewritten version of the timeline.
Anthony Partridge, the most melodramatic math nerd to ever play Tetris in a bubble outside of time.
The optimism of the show and ultimate faith it shows in both science and humanity, despite all the characters’ failings.
Sally giggling over meeting her future self both times that it happens
Sally’s book (and her attempts at pronouncing NaNoWriMo).
Maggie Elbourne, because as much as I love all my the more morally ambiguous scientists it’s nice to see one who actually stood up to ODAR’s shenanigans almost as soon as she figured out what was up.
Everything about the road trip.
TimeSwimmers was already mentioned but specifically TIME DOLPHIN RYAN LOCHTE
Characters that grow and change and learn
The 77s getting name dropped in Plasticity, way before we knew who they were
Sally calling out the English language for being problematic (“oh, you mean like morally upstanding?”)
“The weather in Tulsa today is: uhh I dunno”.
It has been quite possibly the most human exploration of time travel I’ve ever seen/heard.
Reaching a happy ending I couldn't even imagine
The weather in Tulsa is: sppoookyyy
The ever changing ways the codes were presented in season 3. Giving the feeling that the anchorites were both on the run and broadcasting these messages from different points in time.
Sally’s ace representation is the best I’ve ever seen and it makes me feel so #valid.
The sound design and detail in the writing make me feel like I’m truly immersed in the story, and it feels so authentic. Are you sure you don’t secretly have a timepiece?
The characters are people I CARE about and wanted to cry over during work all the time because they’re all wonderful and I love them.
The integration of the different storylines into Sally’s, especially Petra’s, is amazing.
Petra’s characterization was really well done, and it made me really care about her, even as she was trying to more or less destroy the world.
Out-of-date pop culture references that fit seamlessly into the dialogue despite being from literally a different time period and most of the characters having no idea what it meant. They just added an extra level of hilarious.
You may not actually know a single thing about tachyon fields and gluon walls (are they even real?) but you could definitely convince me that you know exactly what you’re talking about (or at least that Sally Grissom does).
The enDING WAS JUST REALLY WELL DONE AND I LOVE A GOOD CIRCULAR ENDING AND IT MADE ME GENUINELY GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING WORK TO CRY BECAUSE IT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL.
The fact that the whole show is wrapped up by the revelation that the entire show is actually Nikhil and Mateo curling up with board games and snacks trying to form a story out of these tapes, patching together timelines to make it all cohesive, it just feels very right.
This story fits the medium so well, and so the fact that we don’t learn that Whickman has an EYEPATCH is absolutely wild but also wonderful because as soon as I heard that I knew that that was how it belonged, like of course he has an eyepatch, that’s a very Chet thing to have.
The ending was so perfectly, painfully beautiful. It was the ending we needed but never would have imagined.
Petra’s and Sally’s relationship being so complex and real.
Nikhil and Mateo using the archive to create the framing device for the whole podcast.
The sound the timepiece makes.
The final destruction of the timepiece.
Putting time travel in a Cold War setting makes perfect sense, and they go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
Did anyone mention Helen Partridge as a character? How beautifully she was set up and the fact that she pursued her own her life, and also, how BEAUTIFULLY Susanna Kavee can sing? Because damn.
I just. Really love this show. And everyone involved. So much.
The child characters were really well done-both the actors and the writing felt real.
To me, the show feels a bit like one of those camp friendship bracelets everyone used to make, with all these colors and threads--all of the timelines, woven together, messy but beautiful.
TEETRIS
Grissom’s Gizmo Gals!
Mateo’s non-stop flirting, even in the worst of situations
Sally “It’s Dr Grissom”ed HERSELF.
The way both the story and the characters reflect a complex view on the world with people making horrible decisions and horrible things happening to them, and yet always maintaining a positive outlook, offering the possibility of change and improvement.
The top-notch voice acting from everyone involved, helping to create the wonderful characters we all love.
Sally finger-gunning her way out of a conversation with a pun about a friend almost killing her.
All the minisodes!!
Any time Bridget, Nikhil or Lou acts like they want to adopt Petra
The series ending with two characters who had been at odds coming together
The characterization of the different Petras, because they all seem like different people even though  in fact they are not (and Sylvia deciding she doesn't want to follow the legacy of Petras)
How Kristen can play 2 of the same character and make them sound different (how does she do that???)
Anthony’s will to save everyone, sacrificing himself, when the world didn't do anything good for him…
... and the constant struggle to save his friends (like when he was literally the only one aware of the Anchorites and the way their plan could have ended)
The way the show can go from time travel shenanigans to heartfelt character moments is a real testament to the talent of the writing team.
The Vegas episode, which I listened to after the finale and cried, because they were so happy and naive and everything wasn’t messy and bad and complicated.
The way gun violence is handled by the creators with respect and care
The way PTSD and mental health is handled (through Sally) is beautiful and respectful.
Partridge being named after a bird and living out his life in a cage. YOU GUYS ARE MEAN
Susanna Kavee’s absolutely amazing singing and Tau Zaman’s lyrics are an absolutely combination.
The ceaseless, unwavering commitment to puns
I love how important their friendships are to the characters (well, most of them anyways).
Sally’s conversation with Nikhil in season 3 reflects a lot of common anxieties of aromantic people, and his understanding responses
The entirety of the trial episode, which just really sort of showed the full extent of how terrible the Red Scare was by putting Esther, a Jewish woman, through it, and just shows you how defamed people in that time were.
In so many of the fictional and non-fictional representations of history, marginalized people have diminished, distorted, and stereotypical roles-but not in ars PARADOXICA. Thank you for making so many people feel seen.
All the amazing writers who started it all. 💜
Here are the signatures of some of the fans who contributed: 
Signatures
Lindsay (ioniluna/drsallygrissom)
Khanan Abayev
SJ (your friendly neighborhood slauthor)
Dave (mondas-mania)
Noah (kindadisappointed)
Sana (i-am-delta-s)
Tina (espressonist)
Meaghan (lafgl)
Katherine (Rubywolfsbane)
Artimis (jp-blindperson/ap-blindperson)
Luke (martianboyy)
Ellie (joan-and-jane-and-esther-roberts/shewrites)
Bridge (cornerandchair)
Lem (aceparadoxica)
Esme (starsparadoxica)
Glory (mercutiglo)
Carly (guardianbob)
Emese (mse)
Ben (Q)
Special thanks to the ars PARADOXICA discord for being so helpful! From the time it was just a dozen people with a spork in a shoebox, this community was a shining star that helped me through tough times. Thank you for your silliness, cleverness, and support.
Brought to you by the internet: It’s weird! It’s fun! It loves you very, very much!
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hoodoo12 · 6 years ago
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Oh! I got a question. Are you ever going to right another fic about that one seal Rick that you like? I meant seal team Rick. Or.......what about a good ol bar fight with Miami? It could be over something stupid, like the last shot of some special liquor, Or the wrong way to drink a beer, Or over style? It's your choice!
EYEPATCH RICK?? omg, writing him is pure self-indulgence because I think I’m the only one who likes him … but him and Miami, plus a bar fight?! Done and DONE
Mature. Violence and gore and bad language. Miami swearing in Spanish. And spitting. And Shakespeare!
This place sucked. He wouldn’t even be here except his CO expressly forbid off-Citadel visitations for the immediate future; everyone else in the team was upgrading cybernetics. So he was stuck here, in his civvies, wasting time and feeling bored out of his fucking mind.
There was no way he’d head to the high-class places where all the rich pRicks hung out. His usual dive bar wasn’t the same without his team to play pool with. He briefly considered breaking orders and slipping off to the Bar where he knew he could hook up with the bartender, but it seemed like too much work. So he’d wandered and ended up in a part of town that was new to him, filled with bogedas and brightly colored graffiti and palm trees lining the streets.
The bar he’d chosen on a whim was nicer than he expected. A couple of Ricks looked him over as he entered, then went back to their conversations.
Eyepatch took a seat at the bar.
“What do you want?” the Rick barkeep asked. Standard blunt question on the Citadel; no niceties like with other bartenders …
“Plutonian vodka. Neat.”
The barkeep turned and grabbed its bottle off the shelf behind him, set a shot glass on the bar, and expertly poured a full glass without spilling over. Eyepatch gave him a mock salute with one finger to his forehead and downed the alcohol.
“This is almost empty,” the barkeep announced, peering through the bottle in his hand.
“Then set me up another,” Eyepatch replied, dropping his glass back to the bar.
As the slightly opalescent liquid filled the glass again, another Rick slapped the far end of the bar.
“Rick! Gimme a shot of plutonian vodka!”
The barkeep finished his pour–he was a professional–and held up the empty bottle. 
“That’s the last.”
The new Rick’s face immediately went dark. “What did you just say to me?”
“Th-that’s the last of this bottle, Miami.”
In movements that seemed to quick and sharp for a place full of drunks, the new Rick was up close and personal in Eyepatch’s space, scowling at the barkeep. Eyepatch shifted so he could get a better look at this asshole.
Typical Rick hair. Pastel jacket. Linen trousers. Thin gold chain around his neck, and a heavy gold ring on one finger. Reflective sunglasses even in this dim place. A toothpick hanging from the side of his mouth.
Eyepatch wrote him off as standard Rick garbage.
The barkeep stepped back far enough to be out of the man’s reach, then slipped through a door behind the bar. He’d apparently dealt with this sort of thing before.
Taking his glass in hand again, Eyepatch lifted it.
“Hey-hey-hey–I’ll give you a hundred for that shot,” the new Rick–Miami?–said, nudging him with an elbow.
Eyepatch let that touch slide. “Fuck off.”
Miami nudged him again. “Two hundred. Five.”
Eyepatch flicked his gaze to the other man. “I don’t want your fucking money.”
Miami scowled again, deeper. “Come on. Five hundred will at least get you a tattoo where your eye should be, so you don’t have to wear that fucking patch. I mean, it won’t-it won’t look good, but I can’t imagine that’s something you’ve ever thought about before.”
Eyepatch turned to face this asshole, held his gaze, and in slow deliberation threw back the shot of alcohol. Then he turned away again, slamming the glass back on the bar, dimissing the man next to him.
“Fucker–” Miami spit, and that nudge became a grip on his upper arm.
Eyepatch spun on his stool, intent on teaching this uppity, entitled Rick a goddamn lesson by means of his fist–he was caught blindsided, literally, as Miami landed the first punch to the side of his head, near his ear on his right side, knocking him off-balance and throwing him off the stool.
He landed, his head ringing, in an ungraceful heap on the floor. His shot glass had come with him, shattering into glittering shards as it hit as hard as he did.
“Puto pendejo!” Miami muttered in his direction, then spit on him.
One side of Eyepatch’s mouth lifted in a quick grin. He steadied himself with his palms on the floor, looking for all the world like a man who was going to stay down due to the heavy sucker punch he’d just taken, then in an explosion he swept Miami’s feet out from under him. Miami, caught off guard, tried to grab the bar for support and failed.
He dropped to the floor too, skittering other stools away in his wake.
He landed hard but relatively unscathed. He scrambled to his feet quickly, but so did Eyepatch.
There was no more exchange of words or hesitation. Both men rushed each other, swinging.
Miami ducked under the first punch and grappled him, shoving Eyepatch with a grunt backwards into the bar. He used his weight to drive him into the unyielding wooden edge; even  through it was rounded heavy direct contact with anyone’s spine was going to hurt like a bitch. The force of the move actually bent Eyepatch over, and his breath was forced out with a groan.
Eyepatch, though, took the opportunity to rabbit punch Miami one, twice, in the back of the head. Miami’s grip loosened and Eyepatch side-stepped out of the grip.
As he did, he brought his other fist upward and caught the left side of Miami’s jaw with an undercut.
Miami’s jaw snapped shut and his toothpick splintered in two. He spit the remainder of it back at Eyepatch, who continued to stay close to land another punch.
Miami took a body blow. Eyepatch watched the other man’s right hand drop, opening an opportunity to punch that unguarded side of his face, so Eyepatch took it, giving a sharp left jab that snapped the other man’s head back. His sunglasses flew and clattered somewhere. When  Miami head rocked forward again, he’d bitten through his lip and blood dribbled down his chin to his silk shirt, staining it.
He hawked up and spit again, this time spraying blood in the other man’s face. Eyepatch flinched slightly, and that was enough time for Miami to bring what Eyepatch thought was his useless right hand up.
Something flashed and only as it made contact with his face, bringing explosions of pain that rocketed through his nose, did Eyepatch realize Miami hadn’t dropped his hand for no good reason; he’d slipped on brass knuckles–
He could no longer breathe through his nose. It was shattered. Blood flowed thickly over his lower face, and with it came chips of tooth. Eyepatch licked it automatically, but felt a little weak in the knees.
Miami laughed and uttered another insult in Spanish, and took the moment of Eyepatch regaining his balance to grab at his head, intent on slamming the other man’s face into the bar and ending this fight right here, right now.
But his fingers couldn’t get a grip on the other man’s hair–Eyepatch laughed maniacally at the effort, buzzcut by design, motherfucker!–he could only hook his fingers into the strap of his eyepatch, which snapped at the groping.
Miami was left with only a sweaty leather eyepatch as a prize.
Eyepatch reached up and behind, grabbed Miami’s head instead, and completed the action Miami had tried: slamming him face first into the bar.
Miami crumbled, but kept his feet by managing to hike his elbows onto the bar for support.
Both men were bloody and mangled. Like all true fights, it’d only been several minutes since it started. The other patrons of the bar had scattered like quail. Even the bartender was still no where to be seen.
Eyepatch wiped the gore on his face with his forearm, winced at the pain that wracked the center of his face and brought tears to his eye, and considered grabbing Miami and bodyslamming him through a table to end this thing decisively.
Miami swayed to his feet, his own face grisly and bruising, drooling blood. His fancy shirt and jacket were splattered with red. He lifted his hands again, in fists, to the level of his face. The brass knuckles were coated with Eyepatch’s blood.
Eyepatch licked his lower lip again and managed a lopsided grin. He raised his fists again, in response–
“Jesus fucking christ!” Rick the bartender shouted. “What in the actual fuck is wrong with you fucknuts?! I’ve got another fucking bottle of this goddamn alcohol right here!”
Both men startled and looked over at the enraged barkeep. He’d returned from the back room, and was holding the aforementioned bottle.
Slowly, both Eyepatch and Miami lowered their fists.
“Beating the shit out of each other over this shitty vodka?!” bartender Rick continued. “You’ve fucked my place over tonight–you need to pay for damages and for cleaning this shit up, and cover the cost of everyone else who left. Then get the fuck outta my bar!”
It suddenly seemed hilarious to Eyepatch. He chuckled, then laughed. That hurt his face, and he still couldn’t breathe, but he also couldn’t stop. He heard Miami bust into laughter too.
“Cocksuckers–” Rick spit.
Miami placated him with a wad of cash, dropping it onto the bar. Eyepatch added his own–it was a smaller amount–and snagged the new bottle of vodka from the bartender’s hand.
“For the road,” he announced, popping the lid and taking a healthy mouthful as he started for the door.
Miami took a second longer, then hurried after him.
“Wait!” he called, out on the sidewalk.
Eyepatch paused and turned.
Miami held up his eyepatch. His sunglasses dangled from his other hand, the one that no longer wore the brass knuckles, but was still encrusted with blood.
Eyepatch smirked and plucked the shades out of the other man’s grip. He slipped them on, then offered the bottle to Miami. Miami accepted it as the olive branch it was, then winced as the alcohol burned the wound on his mouth.
“You want a job? I have openings on my staff for body guards.”
“You fucking need them. You barely held your own back there.”
“Says the man who’s face I think I made better by breaking his nose.”
Eyepatch snorted, dislodging a blood clot so fresh gore ran down his face, and accepted the bottle back for another swallow. Miami eyed him.
“Wanna go get some tail? My club’s the best in town. Got a doctor on staff too; he’ll fix that nose, no fuss. Your eye too.”
Eyepatch took a deeper swallow. “Nobody can fix my eye, thanks. But you own a club? Yeah, I got nothing else going on. Lay on, MacDuff.”
“And damn’d be him who first cries, ‘Hold! Enough!’ “ Miami completed.
He hooked his elbow around Eyepatch’s arm, and the two took off down the street, ragging each other and drinking heavily, like the best of friends. This was much better than Eyepatch expected tonight to turn out.
fin!
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reminiscingdreamer · 8 years ago
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Dual Destinies semi-stream-of-consciousness thoughts
So I finished Dual Destinies for some time now and I decided to write my stream-of-consciousness-esque (even though it was written after I finished the game, haha) thing. Beware of freaking out and spoilers!
I knew the jacket Apollo wore at the beginning couldn’t have been his but gawd, did it really have to hurt so much to find out it really wasn’t?
When Athena flipped that police officer right into Apollo! Whoo!
I like when Blackquill talks about the different prison inmates. I keep thinking at least some could be references to previous AA villains, but it’s been so long that I don’t remember a lot of them.  
Aaaaaaaah! Apollo is so cute! Especially his abashed sprite.
I cannot express how much I love Apollo’s “I’m unamused” face. It is the stuff of stories.
There’s… a distressing amount of typos, which is bad because it’s not as though it’s a bootleg or anything. Heck, there was even a whole segment of conversation with Jinxie which didn’t register in the dialogue log. I remember there was only like 1 typo in all the previous 4 games put together. What happened?
The whole division of Themis Legal Academy kind of confuses me. They have a division for lawyers, prosecutors, and judges, but… prosecutors are lawyers. I suppose it’s to draw a distinction between prosecutors and every other lawyer (defense attorneys aren’t the only lawyers to exist, despite what impression the game tries to give, after all. There are accident lawyers, civil rights lawyers, etc.) I guess it’s because prosecutors are government so it’s different and therefore needs a line to be drawn between? I don’t know.
So you’re telling me this entire school has only two faculty members? Really?
Aristotle Means’s grin is creepy but you don’t need me to tell you that.
Speaking of Aristotle, the whole reason he was caught was because his staff was lodged into Courte’s body to make it appear like Phoenix’s arm but he was carrying that staff when everyone met him at the lecture hall before the mock trial? So… how’s that possible? Did he have a spare staff?
Also, how did Means get the body to stay upright?
I got kind of excited when Robin could’ve possibly been a trans character. She did sort of turn out to be one in a way, I guess, just not in a way I expected :/
My favorite minor characters are probably Hugh and Starbuck (Clay doesn’t count because I don’t actually know all that much about him and I probably only like him that much because of his relation to Apollo and his character design.) I felt sympathy when Hugh revealed he wasn’t a genius and his true age. And Starbuck really did have what it took to go into space despite his fears.
I liked how Phoenix got angry at Ted for attacking Apollo when they were at the Detention Center. Phoenix, your papa bear is showing, haha. I liked it because it shows how Phoenix sees not only Trucy as family, but Apollo and possibly Athena too, so he got mad when someone attacked one of them.
I really disliked the dub in the main storyline (the dub in the DLC case was okay). Every time an animated cutscene played, I’d cringe because the dub sounds like the voice actors were reading off a script. The only dub I liked was Starbuck’s.
I literally screamed when Edgeworth appeared.
I hate his dub the most though.
Grown-up Pearly aaaaaaaaah!
So… I guess we’re not going to be learning about the secret Kristoph Gavin was unconsciously holding? I was kind of hoping to know what it was :/ I hope it’ll be addressed in a future game as part of a larger overarching thing and that they haven’t forgotten it. It’s good to at least have some information on what the black lock was at least.
They kept calling the bandages around Apollo’s eye an eyepatch, but it’s a bandage. Also it didn’t have to be that that long. Someone has a flair for the dramatic = 3=
I get that Apollo shucking his jacket is a symbol of shucking away his doubt and burdens but… that jacket’s still Clay’s! You don’t have to wear it but at least bring it with you!
Best lines of the game: “But what is faith without doubt? That’s why… I need to question her guilt!” There’s just so much in there.
I CAN’T BELIEVE FULBRIGHT(?) WAS THE CULPRIT OHMYGAWD I LIKED HIM AAAAAAAAAAAA
Not gonna lie, when the spy first revealed his Starbuck mask, I was throwing my hands in the air and rolling my eyes and going, of course. But thank gawd the spy wasn’t actually Starbuck.
So the real Fulbright died a year ago and was unidentified ever since. I’m just wondering how it could’ve taken a year to get his fingerprints to identify him.
The real Fulbright’s death also makes me sad because the spy’s impersonation is 100% accurate, which means that this would’ve been what the real Fulbright would’ve been like had he not been killed; a good guy who loves justice and would do anything to help people. The AA universe just lost a good man.
It was really freaky when the spy wore the mask of Phoenix.
Despite having murdered Clay and Metis, I can’t bring myself to hate the spy. He’s just so pitiful.
The dedication Blackquill had towards Metis and Athena. I mean, I could even see that he goes easier on Athena during the Themis trial. Sure he doesn’t hold back but when compared to when he went up against Apollo, he’s less strict.
Gawddammit! It was so adorable how Athena couldn’t tell the difference between robots and humans. But when she had the same line of reasoning for why she put her mother on the operating table thinking she could fix her it quickly became an oh gawd no moment. My heart. Help.
I find myself wishing really badly that Clay hadn’t died. I mean, I knew next to nothing about him except for the few snippets Apollo shared, but his death had hurt Apollo so much and it hurt me to see him hurting that I can’t help but ache for something that can never be. Plus, he seemed like a swell guy. I’m not sure if it’s better that we never get to talk to him in the game or not. Don’t know which would hurt less.
Which makes the final animated segment where Starbuck blasts into space so much more emotional for me, cringey voice-acting and all.
As I’m incredulously selecting Orla as witness, really? We’re really doing this again? Yes. Yes we are. Just like that parrot… NO I WILL NOT LET THAT GO. I’LL PROBABLY NEVER LET THIS GO EITHER.
The whole cross-examination with Orla was funny though.
The ending made me feel sympathetic and soft. It’s great.
But then how’d the blood get on Orla? I mean, if Shipley fell to his death in the show stage pool, that’d explain how it got on the rock, but Orla was never even lowered into that pool so… how?
My favorite moment in the entire game: When Apollo, despite truly wanting to believe in Athena, refuses to look away from his doubts and the evidence and blindingly having faith, choosing instead to try to seek answers for himself and look for help in Phoenix. Apollo truly is my favorite character.
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sorcerer! antagonist! not villain. antagonist. keeping the cloth patternings and arrangements consistent when i draw him is going to be Hell but we’ll get there when we get there. also the design of the staff-wand-whatever isn’t quite final yet i think.
i feel like i should prioritize digital-drawing alecca and vaughn (aka eyepatch elf & reaper guy, if you didn’t pay attention to the tags on my earlier art) earlier because they’re basically my two central characters in the story i’m trying to pull together but i’m doing dumb stuff like this instead. although i absolutely will draw alecca and vaughn next i swear
the upside of digital-tracing pencil drawings is i can resize the original drawings to make sure i’ve got the characters’ relative heights right before i start which is nice
his name is alvret and he’s the leader of a super isolationist island country named ixerin. his family has served as the country’s leadership for a long time without any breaks in the bloodline, but right now his two children are a mildly sociopathic artificer who really does not care that much about anyone else (you’ve probably seen him if you’ve been keeping a close eye on my shitty art) and a sprightly young lady who’s more interested in learning about being a loyal knight than any leadership skills (not yet posted, coming soon), so he should probably do something about that.
the island was briefly beset by several armies of nations that it’d never interacted with before, though they were beaten back by the local military forces which received heavy aid from a small army of automatons (designed by alvret’s son crovi). the populace assumed that it was simply a concerted attempt at territorial expansion, but the royal family and those close to them knew the truth- the attempted invasions had been instigated by the subtle influence of the chaotic deity that had created this world, but could no longer interact with it directly due to a whole bunch of convoluted interactions regarding planes of existence and degrees of separation and a whole lot of even more overcomplicated metaphysical concepts.
this was probably due to the part where alvret intended to make his way to the deity’s plane of existence and kill it so he could gain its power and reshape the world to be a better one (from his point of view, at least.) which, in turn, was due to the deity’s affinity with chaos being so at odds with alvret’s own idealization of order that he saw it as a way to eliminate chaos from the world entirely. no more conflicts, no more senseless wars, just everyone, everywhere, working in concert towards a brighter future. where everyone has their purpose, and everyone has their place. (this doesn’t mean he’s like, obsessed with efficiency and hates arts- he’s well aware of artistry’s role in keeping a population inspired and lively, and he’s got no plans to be rid of it.)
of course there were detractors in the court, but most of them deferred to their lord’s judgment in the end, and as for the others... well, they, you could say they paid the price for progress, really. besides, if you’re going to kill a god, what’s a little mortal life or two? (nevermind the whole “what if killing the god destroys our world?” conundrum, that’s a risk he’s strangely content to take.)
his magical aptitude leans towards fire magic, but his distaste for fire’s inherent chaotic nature led him to hone it obsessively until he could manifest it as hyperfocused beams with minimal risk of collateral damage. basically lasers. his magic is lasers. also he’s left handed, so there’s that. 
the symbol that reoccurs on the red strips and is shown on the right in a more elaborate form is a national symbol of ixerin, loosely designed by alvret’s ancestors in imitation of the visage of the chaotic deity that they worshipped in secret instead of, well, attempted to destroy. alvret only continues to wear as a symbol of his loyalty to the nation he leads. sure, it’s not really loyal to not let them know you’re trying to kill a god and that’s why literal armies are crossing entire seas to knock at your door, but they’ll understand when the time comes. the future he has envisioned will be worth all that, and more.
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