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[stealingpotatoes]

some ppl very kindly loredumped abt the organa-solo kids for me so gonna put that + responses below the cut!! ↓

@erkhyan asked:

Don’t mind me, just dropping some Organa Solo kids lore, hopefully summarized enough. Anakin: both motivated and intimidated by the fact that his name was supposed to redeem that of his grandpa. Had his grandpa’s qualities (excellent pilot, great warrior, very strong in the Force) but none of his negative trait. Traumatized by being unable to save Chewie. Died a hero at age 16 during a successful mission to destroy a Jedi-killing weapon. Jacen: a big, empathetic goof as a teen, but was traumatized by the war that killed Anakin. The war and the trauma of Anakin’s death turned him into an introspective monk who went to learn weird non-Jedi Force powers. Returned, fathered a secret daughter, fell to the Dark Side because the Force told him that every timeline in which he’s not a Sith ends badly for his daughter. Became a Sith Lord by killing mara jade Skywalker. Eventually died when he found himself having to choose between saving his daughter from an Imperial plot, and dodging his sister’s lightsaber. Jaina: best pilot, best lightsaber user, best warrior, earned the nickname of Sword of the Jedi. Unfortunately, people mostly remember the fact that she was stuck in the world’s most annoying love triangle for two decades in-universe. And that time she processed the trauma of Anakin’s death by trying to seduce her Jedi Master. And that time she was in a bug hivemind that tried to solve her love triangle with a sexy threesome. And that time she went to train under Boba Fett so that she could kill Jacen in Luke’s stead. And also because the Jedi Order finally recognizing that she should have been a made a Master years ago, was almost the LAST thing that happened in the Legends continuity. Heavily implied that her husband would have eventually become Emperor (but a good one) if the continuity had been allowed to go on.

CHEWIE DIED??????????? also christ thats a lot to put on poor lil anakin jr-- ALSO AGAIN. POOR LEIA. HASNT SHE BEEN THRU ENOUGH (poor han too but LEIA)

WHY ARE THERE MORE STAR WARSES!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!! a secret daughter hi i love those but AGAIN. POOR LEIA. A SITH. FR HE KILLED MARA JADE WHAT???????????? oh my god.

i support jaina's turboslaggery she's been thru so much also WHAT potential emperor husband????????? wow ok legends gets wilder n wilder

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@novastargalaxydesigns asked:

I saw your Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin from Legends! And as someone who freaking adores that trio, I'd love to help point out a few things! In Legends of the Force, Jacen starts to affiliate himself with the Dark Side with his cousin, Ben, as his apprentice. Anakin was killed before the book, The Joiner King, and I didn't get the book that he was killed off in, but if I remember correctly, it was told in The Joiner King that he was killed during a mission as a fighter pilot. Jaina, in Legends of the Force I believe if I remember correctly, she gave up being a Jedi to be a pilot. I don't have all of the Legends of the Force books so I may be a bit spiffy on a few things. But we cannot forget Chewbacca's nephew, Lowbacca aka Lowie, and Jacen's childhood and teen hood crush, Tenel Ka whom is a princess and he accidentally cut her hand off with his new lightsaber during the book Young Jedi Knights Lightsabers. And Zekke who went to the dark side in the series Young Jedi Knights (I only got the first 3), but was redeemed. Anyone please correct my nerdiness if I'm wrong. But anygays, you has been educated by a fluffy bean. Had a lovely day!

JACEN CORRUPTS LUKE'S KID??????? HUH?????? CAN THE SKYWALKERS NOT CATCH LIKE. ONE SINGLE BREAK FROM THE DARKSIDE EVER???????? PLEASE

sorry all i can think w the tenel ka thing is:

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@m0th-person asked:

To follow up on the solo kids ask, Jaina had a weird love life. Her love interest that she eventually married was Jagged Fel. He is the son of the former baron of the empire , Sootir Fel, and Syal Antilles-Fel (Wedge Antilles sister) . (a picture I found on Wookieepedia when he was imperial head of state, the white streak in the hair seems to be genetic) Jag grew up in Thrawn’s empire of the hand (and was grown up with the chiss expectations, that’s literally the second quote on his wookieepedia page)

he had 3 out of his 5 other siblings die. He eventually became the imperial head of state (he first lost to his rival political candidate for the role because abeloth messed with it) and flash forward to the legacy comics, his descendants have revamped the imperial remnant into the Fel Empire. It’s mostly believed that his descendants are also Jaina’s because both Roan fel and his daughter empress Marasiah Fel are both force sensitive. And Jacen Solo’s descendant , Ania Solo, says she’s a distant cousin of Marasiah. (Roan)

(Marasiah and her love interest) ( the imperial knights were grey Jedi that served the Fel empire) — and in legends Han actually had a family tree (ancestors, specifically, Jonash e solo (who was Corellian royalty and the admiral-prince during the old republic time period)) , and him and Jagged fel’s father used to rivals in the imperial academy. Darth Vader attended his class graduation and I only find this funny because Han became his son-in-law.

jaina was rlly living that booktok enemies to lovers life back in the 90s huh. go girl i love her and support her weird love life decisions so much

omg go han having fancy royalty ties <3 see hanleia IS politically advantageous

[enderenvysstuff]

[intr0 p0st]

hi! im 3nd3r (bandit als0 w0rks :D)

(i will als0 be putting the n0rmal sp3lling f0r all this at the 3nd)

my pr0n0uns ar3 th3y/h3/it and a bunch 0f n30s (which i'll put at th3 3nd)

i will c0nstantly b3 updating my x3n0g3nd3r list :3

my s3xualites and g3nd3r id3ntiti3s ar3 n0nbinary, qu33r, as3xual and p0lyam0r0us

n0w f0r my x3n0g3nd3r list :)

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min3craft and animal cr0ssing

miracul0us ladybug

the 0wl h0us3

dhmis

hazbin h0t3l

h3lluva b0ss

n0w f0r th3 fun part, my n30s:

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[intro post]

hi! im ender (bandit also works :D)

my pronouns are they/he/it and a bunch of neos (which i'll put at the end of this)

i will constantly be updating my xenogender list

my sexualities and gender identities are nonbinary, queer, asexual and polyamorous

now my xenogender list :)

endergender

raccogender

starthing

GENDERPRICK

purpledgender

nightrebellion

shootingstaric

umorgender

VERiNiX

glowystaric

genderorbit

cocoacatgender

starborngender

astrostarlic

dreamarcadic

gendergenix

spacegender

gamememogender

confetti-voidtgender

pothicgender

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starryslumberic

galaxygender

aglitzic

transcomplicated

abnosexual

laimosexual

webkinzbanditic

happyjazzstimmic

cosmiconnetic

flufstimwag

tvheadkiddic

skeleplantic

qudemi

alienunknown

majestytitleic

inversmeteoric

noxelgender

indigocatgender

sillyboything

starfilled

radgender

sleepyboy

nocstuffic

goobergender

rakoupunx

endermasc

intrespecadic

yippespiderman

starryspiderman

voidspiderman

Stardustian

Celunamasc

Starrynightian

Sumoorriagic

likes:

i am a strong ranboo enjoyer

minecraft and animal crossing

miraculous ladybug

the owl house

dhmis

hazbin hotel

helluva boss

now for the fun part, my neos:

they/he/it/ae/void/end/raccoon/warp/glitch/chirp/eye/ram/king/pup/[name]/magic/vwoop/harp/royal/moth/prince/🟪/⬛️/⭐️/👁/pine/star/mist/ix/blade/sun/moon/fizz/sleep/🦝/sol

[herbgroom]

thank you! got tagged twice actually, thank you @erriga as well :)

1. Doctor Diamond - King Crimson

2. Abdymi - Nürnberg

3. Sculptures Of Anything Goes - Arctic Monkeys

4. Ответа Нет - Molchat Doma

5. Dewey-Eyed, Then Dancing - Bill Bruford's Earthworks

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Mr Sandman, Man Me A Sand

Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown

Ignorance - Paramore

Everything Sucks - Vaultboy

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I'm lazy get tagged losers

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

Oh whoops sorry XD I was referring to that victorious episode where they're locked in the van/camper. Honestly to be fair I was a dumb kid but I never actually noticed stuff like that in my early teens verses now years later.

Oh. XD I mean as a kid I’m sure I would’ve been screaming at the male characters to take their shirts off, too. and at everyone to take off their shoes and socks. 

thing is I actually didn’t watch victorious much as a kid (I was juuuust aging out of that target demo) a lot of these episodes I only vaguely remember seeing before (and they only look familiar once I start watching) so I’m not sure if I even saw this episode in particular when I was younger

stuff like the fox news joke in that other episode, however? THAT’S stuff that I can really only appreciate re-watching it as an adult XD

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it’s true!! call us out like that why don’t ya??

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[iamvegorott]

A New Life Ch. 10

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Confused Chat

“What’s friends with benefits?” Yancy asked, standing above King and spotting him for arm presses. King let out a laugh and had to rack the bar. He took a second to sit up and laugh a little more before talking. 

“Why are you asking?” King turned so he could look at Yancy better. “Am I not taking hints?” He added with another laugh.

“No, no, no.” Yancy waved his hands in front of himself. 

“What brings it up?” King grabbed a small towel from the ground and dabbed his forehead with it. 

“Phantom and Jackie.” Yancy leaned against the machine and crossed his arms. “After last night’s party-” Yancy stopped himself. “Yous weren’t there either. Yous don’t do the parties too?”

“Not all the time, it depends on the day.” King shrugged. “Sometimes it’s too much; too loud, too many lights, it can get overwhelming pretty easily.” 

“So you do go sometimes?” Yancy perked up. 

“I do.” King chuckled. “Now, what about Jackie and Phantom after the party?” 

“Oh yeah.” Yancy rubbed the back of his neck. “Well, theys got together...like...together.” 

“They had sex?” King clarified. 

“Yeah.” 

“Not shocking those two ended up in bed together.” King got up and walked over to a cleaning station, grabbing a clean rag and a bottle of disinfectant. “And I’m guessing you’re asking about friends with benefits because one of them called their ‘relationship’ that?” 

“Phantom did.” Yancy was happy that King was catching on to everything quickly. 

“Again, not shocked.” King started cleaning off the cushioned bench he had just been laying on. 

“So, likes, I think I get what it means.” Yancy started picking at his fingers. “Is it just you having sex with a friend? And that’s it?” 

“Yeah.” King just shrugged. “That’s the ‘benefits’ part of friends with benefits. Two adults consenting to have sex with no strings attached except for friendship.” 

“It’s only that if theys having sex?” 

“I guess? Don’t know if there’s like a proper definition for it or not.” 

“So...if the friends are just kissing? That’s not friends with benefits? But they’re not dating either?” Yancy’s questions got King to stop and look at him.

“You’re questioning what you and Illinois are, aren’t you?”

“Maybe.” Yancy’s answer came out really soft. 

“Alright.” King tossed the rag and bottle aside. “Lay down.”

“What?”

“Lay down on the bench, I’m going to sit here.” King sat down on the bench right next to the one he had been gesturing at. 

“Am I doing presses?” Yancy asked, laying on the bench. 

“Nope. We’re talking.” King crossed his legs. “That’s what friends do.”

“We’re friends?” Yancy turned his head. 

“Aren’t we?” King tilted his own head. 

“Yeah, yeah we is.” Yancy smiled a little and went back to looking at the ceiling. 

“I’m happy to hear that, now, start from the beginning.” King got himself comfortable.

“The beginning? Beginning of what?” 

“You and Illinois.” 

“Didn’t you read our files? Yous already know everything.” Yancy waved a hand. 

“I did read it, but it doesn’t tell us everything. Watching someone and writing down history doesn’t tell us how you were feeling or the little things that might not seem important to the one watching but is invaluable to you.” King paused. “So, like I said, start from the beginning.” 

x~x~x

Yancy felt exhausted, drained, and struggled to keep his eyes open. He’s never been this tired after a workout before and he and King had stopped halfway to talk. Talking shouldn’t take this much energy, right? Yancy talks all the time, for hours on end and he’s never felt like this before. The closest was when he was telling the others at jail what he had actually done. Yancy still didn’t get it. 

King’s words echoing in his mind was mostly likely not helping, adding in possible explanations and adding questions and so much that made Yancy think so much in a way he hadn’t done before. 

You’ve never been with anyone else before right?

Not a single date or even a kiss before leaving jail with him

Yancy went straight to his room and to the bathroom, stripping himself of his clothes and stepping into the shower, body running on autopilot. 

You went from being the one protecting

To being the one needing protected

Yancy found himself just standing in the running water, staring off at nothing. Only realizing he had been doing so when the water started to get cold. He turned off the water and stepped out, feeling how pruney his fingers were. Once again going on autopilot, he dried off, went back into his room, and got dressed in clean clothes. 

The sudden change makes you feel weak...doesn’t it?

You were the one fighting and stealing for him

And now he’s watching over you, taking care of you

Change hurts.

Yancy sat on the edge of his bed and heard the door open. He glanced over and saw Illinois walking in, smiling.

Do you think that if Illinois hadn’t been Howard before you’d be less resistant?

That you’d be more open to what you two have going?

You wouldn’t be questioning him protecting you?

“We should use that giant TV to watch some movies while the others are gone,” Illinois suggested. 

Are you scared of going too fast?

Or too slow?

“I-” Yancy lost his voice. 

“You okay?” Illinois asked. 

You’re scared of being seen as weak again, aren’t you?

You haven’t been weak in so long

The last time you were

It hurt.

Change hurts.

All Change Hurts.

“Yancy?” Illinois went over to Yancy when he just kept staring at him. “Yanc, Yanc, are you here? Are you okay?” Illinois placed a hand on Yancy’s shoulder and wasn’t expecting him to jerk away and stand up. 

“I am not weak!” Yancy didn’t know where that came from or why he shouted it, but it felt...nice to let it out. 

“I never said you were,” Illinois said. 

“Then why are you so protective?” Yancy felt his throat tighten, was it fear, sorrow, or both?

“Because I care about you.” Illinois immediately answered. “You’ve been having a hard time with having your entire life-changing for the third time against your will, more or less. I chose to change who I am, I chose to go explore something new fairly often, I am used to change and embrace it, but my mind isn’t yours. You are not weak, you just need some extra help right now and there’s nothing wrong with that.” Illinois pointed down. “If I were to pass out right here, right now, you would crawl to the depths of hell to make sure I was okay.”

“I would.” Yancy rubbed his temple, he couldn’t call this dull pain a headache, it wasn’t even really pain. It was more like a cloud covering his mind, blocking anything from connecting. “I can barely keep a thought anymore.” Yancy lowered his hand and sighed. “Can we go watch those movies? I don’t... I don’t want to think anymore.” 

“We both need a brain break.” Illinois weakly chuckled. “Let’s go watch some trashy musicals.”

“There aren’t any trashy musicals.” Illinois was happy to see Yancy showing himself again. 

“No No Nanette?” Illinois started walking. 

“That musical isn’t trashy.” Yancy huffed and followed. 

“What kind of magical properties did that kiss towards the end have?” Illinois didn’t bother hiding his smile as Yancy bumped into him. 

“That doesn’t make it trashy.”

“Trashy might not be the right word, but it’s still something.” 

“You’re something.” Yancy stuck his tongue out. 

“You’re right.” Illinois winked right back at him.

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[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

Being an adult is never realizing weird shit as a kid (or at the very least blowing it off) only to question it years later

I mean uh... hard yes but I’m not sure which post of mine this is referring to

[nitrosplicer]

@the-m0th-king I also had a shirt with Cecil and Carlos on it, I just can’t find it (or I gave it away). I think I’m going to continue to wear this shirt and see what people say about it.

oh my god what an artifact I’ve just found

[iamvegorott]

A New Life Ch. 9

Work Chaos

Yancy stuck to Illinois’ side as they followed Wilford into a very large room, the door opening to the sights and sounds of organized chaos;

The room only had a long table and a few couches as furniture, the decor was just different kinds of maps and marked clocks on the walls, showing the layout and times of everywhere in the world. 

Wilford made his way over to one end of the table where JJ, Yandere, Bim, Jackie, and Chase were at. Wilford gave JJ a kiss on the cheek and grabbed one of the many guns and started looking over it. Yandere giggled as she talked in a soft voice to Bim, casually sharpening a knife that was almost as big as her face. Bim was doing the same with a much smaller blade. Chase and Jackie were chatting as well. Chase was loading bullets into a gun while Jackie wrapped the handle of a blade with dark tape. 

“Hello!” JJ greeted as Yancy and Illinois walked over to the table as well. 

“This is...a lot,” Yancy commented.

“This isn’t even half of it.” Wilford laughed. “We have a lot more and scarier in the armory.” Wilford handed the gun he was looking at to Yancy. Yancy made a face and gave the gun to Illinois, who had no discomfort with holding it. 

“We also have more fun stuff.” JJ placed a hand on top of the bowler hat he was wearing and took it off, twitching his hand and blades popped out from around the rim. 

“The fuck?” Yancy curled while Illinois titled his head. 

“Everything’s a weapon.” Wilford winked. 

“Are you guys like the weapons department or something?” Illinois asked with a little laugh. 

“You could say that,” Jackie answered with a shrug. 

“Everyone’s got their own gig,” Chase added. 

“Look around, check it out, you’ll end up somewhere.” Wilford went back to work. 

“They’ll probably be in Mare’s group,” Bim said with a point towards the end of the room where the maps and clocks were. Mare, Mad, Phantom, and Marvin stood together, split into two groups while Mad and Marvin looked at the maps, and Phantom and Mare glanced at the clocks while they wrote. 

“What makes you think that?” Illinois asked. 

“Yancy is all about schedules and you know how to explore new places.” Yandere said bluntly. 

“Why does everyone think-” Yancy stopped himself. “Whatever.” He huffed and walked away. 

“Do you want this back?” Illinois held the gun towards Wilford. Wilford chuckled at himself and took the offered weapon. Illinois nodded before following Yancy. 

“They’ll need to be sent first if they want the cover of night to help,” Mare said. “Oh, hey guys, you have fun talking with my brother’s boyfriend?” Mare said the last part with a look at Phantom. 

“Not my boyfriend.” Phantom stated and took the paper Mare was writing on, adding his own notes to it. 

“How is he not?” Mad joined the conversation, Marvin tacking along to enjoy the gossip. “You two were very close this morning.” 

“We’re friends, Mad.” Phantom tore the paper out of the notebook and handed it to Marvin. 

“You were really touchy for just friends,” Marvin said with a giggle. 

“You can fuck and not be dating.” Phantom rolled his eyes. “It’s called friends with benefits.” Mad blinked and turned his head to watch how Illinois and Yancy reacted to that. Yancy looked down at the ground and rubbed his arm while Illinois kept a neutral face but Mad would feel that he was having almost the same thoughts as Yancy. Mad took note and stepped away to actually write it down. 

“I give it a month,” Mare said 

“A week.” Marvin corrected. 

“I’m getting some, that’s it, nothing more.” Phantom blew a raspberry. 

“So, what are you guys doing?” Illinois asked, wanting a change in conversation. 

“We help with the whole mapping out the locations and making sure times line up,” Mare said. 

“We prefer to do things in the night and night is at a different time around the world,” Marvin added. 

“And there’s trouble.” Mare laughed as Robbie and Blank walked over to them, both holding the ends of a plastic bag.

“Paper pickup!” Robbie said with a loud giggle.

“You guys working hard?” Mare rubbed the top of Blank’s head, messing up his hair. 

“Daddy!” Blank squealed, using his free hand to swat away Mare’s 

“We work very hard!” Robbie puffed out his chest. 

“Good.” Marvin did the same thing to Robbie’s hair by added a little kiss. 

“Papa!” Robbie wiggled in protest. 

“Papers for the shredders.” Phantom plopped a pile of paper into the bag. 

“Thank!” Robbie perked up. “Gonna go ask daddy for more.” He added to Marvin before he and Blank took off. Yancy and Illinois watched the two rush off to Chase and saw that CJ and RJ were with Dark, who was sitting at the head of the table with Host, holding a bag just like Robbie and Blank were. 

“I think I got this,” Illinois said. “Robbie, Blank, CJ, and RJ are in charge of shredding any documentation you have.” 

“Anything paper really,” Mare said. “They want to help and it’s the safest thing for them to do since we rarely ever send them out of missions.” 

“Marvin is Robbie’s papa, Chase is Robbie’s daddy, Mare is Blank’s daddy and Mad is…” Yancy was counting off his fingers as he spoke, letting his voice trail as he looked at Mad. 

“I-” Mad just went stiff. 

“He’s just Mad,” Mare answered for him. “I made Blank long before we were a thing.” 

“Wait. Made him?” Illinois caught the phrasing. 

“It’s compli-.” Mare caught himself. “Long story I can tell later.”

“I need to actually start writing all of this down,” Illinois said. 

“My brain’s gonna explode.” Yancy started to chew on his cuticles. 

“Oh!” Mad went over to a bag and pulled out what looked like a large red Lego. “Here.” Mad gave Yancy the Lego and Yancy found that it was solid. 

“What?” 

“It’s a Chewy.”

“What?” 

“It’s something you can bite on to help with stimulation, anxiety, or nail-biting habits.” Mad reached down the collar of his shirt and showed he was wearing a purple one as a necklace. 

“Oh...thanks.” Yancy flashed a polite smile. 

“What does Dark and Host do during this?” Illinois asked.

“They just make sure everything is in order. We’re kind of working in separate groups and they check that we’re all on the same page.” Marvin said. “Technically Chase, Mare, and Google should be with them, but often forget.” 

“Is that a diss to me, Google, or your husband?” Mare asked.

“Yes.” Marvin’s response got a loud laugh from Phantom.

“I think Henrik and Edward are making med-kits.” Illinois pointed as he spoke, the two he had mentioned sitting together on one of the couches, organizing bandages and gauze into packs.

“Interestin’.” Yancy hummed. 

“So that just leaves Google, Bing, and Anti,” Illinois said. 

“Does King not do any of this stuff with yous?” Yancy asked when he noticed his gym buddy wasn’t here.

“I’m shocked you know who he is.” Mare chuckled. “But no, not really, he’s not the biggest fan of this but does help if asked for specific things.” 

“I’ll ask him about that,” Yancy said and went towards the last little group, not seeing the look of confusion Mare made. Illinois just ignored it and joined Yancy. 

“Tech stuff?” Yancy asked, standing next to Bing. 

“Hey, dudes!” Bing greeted. “And yeah! We got the tech stuff. Googs does a lot of the hacking, I take care of the social media stuff and Anti helps out with both.” 

“So...what kind of ‘missions’ do you guys actually do?” Illinois finally asked. 

“Depends on the pay.” Bing shrugged. “Assassination, reputation ruining, framing-” 

“You guys kill for hire?” Illinois felt like he should have seen it coming but it was still strange. 

“It’s one of the things we do.” Bing was too casual for Illinois’ taste. 

“Yancy’s killed before, this should be nothing,” Google stated.

“No, no, no, what I did wasn’t this.” Yancy gestured with both arms. “I was a kid, I was defending myself.” 

“Whatever helps you sleep,” Google said.

“Googs.” Bing nudged Google with an elbow. “Not cool.” 

“Not cool?” Google repeated and chewed on his lip, thinking about what he had said. 

“We got a hit.” Anti finally looked away from the laptop he had been typing on. “We have to move now or we miss it.” Anti saw Yancy and Illinois. “We’ll talk shit about Google together later.” He said with a wink before disappearing and reappearing beside Dark. 

“Wrap up and head out,” Dark called out and he stood. “Yancy, Illinois, you may leave and continue with your day.” 

“I need to work out,” Yancy grumbled and walked off. 

“You just need to never talk to him.” Illinois scoffed at Google and left as well. 

“I need to reread their files,” Google said while Bing rubbed his arm. 

“You need to not be a dick,” Bing said with a little smile. 

“I’m not trying to.”

“I know, we’ll work on it.” 

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A New Life Ch. 6

Another New Face

Yancy felt weird in the clothing he wore. They were the same ones from his and Illinois’ exploration but they didn’t feel right on his body right now. They felt...restrictive. His chest ached, his mind raced and nothing felt okay. He felt like he was going to be sick again but pushed through with the engraved thought of ‘get a routine’ playing on repeat. If Google was right about this, then he’ll be fine. Everything will be fine. 

“Nice.” Yancy ended up saying out loud when he finally reached the gym. There was equipment as far as he could see, a lot of them he didn’t even know what they were or a single guess on how to use them. It was comforting. 

“Well, I wasn’t expecting to see anyone else here at this time.” A man said as he stepped out from behind some weights. He has the same look as the other Ipliers but with a charming smile on his lips and the presence of someone with a lot of pride. Something Yancy knew very well.

“Oh, yous must be Bim or Yandere.” Yancy greeted and stuck a hand out. 

“Wrong on both accounts.” The man chuckled, using a hand to adjust his hair before taking Yancy’s hand with his own and giving it a strong shake. “Name’s King.” 

“King? They never mentioned yous.” Yancy tilted his head and watched as the man took his hand back and kept a smile as he spoke.

“They always forget about me.” King clicked his tongue. “You’d think I’d be unforgettable.” He added with a wink. 

“Yous reminds me of a close fella of mine,” Yancy said with a little laugh. “He’s all flirty like yous.” 

“Oh? You think I’m flirting? I’m flattered.” King shimmied a little 

“N-no, I-I mean.” Yancy stammered over his words. “He’s-He’s all...He’s all like fun but not...uh…”

“I’m just teasing, don’t worry.” King patted Yancy on the back. “I’m sure your boyfriend’s a-”

“He’s not my...boyfriend...I-I think.” 

“You think? You don’t know?” King raised an eyebrow. “How do you not know if you’re dating him?” 

“It’s...complicated.” 

“That’s a way too common word in this place.”

“Yous telling me,” Yancy muttered. There was an awkward pause in the air before King cleared his throat.

“I’m sure you didn’t come to the gym to just gossip, how about we go get started? I can show you around real quick if you want.” 

“Sure, I don’t know what half of this stuff is.” Yancy was laughing once more and he followed King as he started to walk. 

“How is that possible? You’re way too buff to now know machines.” 

“Where I come from only has so much.” 

“Well, I’ll be sure to spoil you with knowledge.” 

x~x~x

“Illinois returns to the library.” Host stated from the bookshelf he stood in front of, a hand trailing along the spines of the books. 

“Yeah, Yancy’s working out and I can’t just sit around in the room alone,” Illinois said, making his way over to where Host is. 

“Illinois returned to Host in the belief that he would be the one to answer his questions or at least will to the best of his abilities. Host doesn’t come across as the kind to lie, he’s just restricted for reasons unknown to him.” 

“How do you do that?” Illinois asked, not looking at Host and trying to note what kinds of books the Host was drawn to. 

“Host asks for a clarification to the question.” 

“How do you say what’s happening in my head and around us like that? You sound like you wrote the world or like you’re the author of our lives or something.” Illinois was unaware of Host stiffening. Illinois moved away from the shelf, going to look at one of the other ones to see just how much variety is in the collection. “The way you talk and how you’re able to…‘see’, it’s supernatural, right?” 

“Host can understand how it could be perceived as that and believes that to be the best word for it.” Host said. 

“Dark has supernatural abilities as well, right? And Wilford?” 

“Host decides it would be easier to say that everyone here has abilities. Some being very limited and others spanning beyond understanding.” 

“Then why are me and Yancy here?” Illinois found a section of books with lettering on them that didn’t come across as any language he could recognize. “We’re not like you guys.” 

“Host only repeats what was said before. That everyone here has abilities.” That pulled Illinois’ attention away from the books.

“What does that mean?” 

“Host is unable to say more about that.” Host made a face that said he didn’t like that he couldn’t keep going. 

“What’s stopping you? You’ve been talking plenty to me, why not about that?” 

“Host can’t explain how the restrictions work.” 

“For fuck-” Illinois huffed and went back to Host, slipping himself between Host and the shelf. “You can’t talk, but you can move your head,” Illinois said. “Do me and Yancy have supernatural abilities that we are unaware of?” 

“Host understands that Illinois wishes to understand everything in order to keep his boy-” Host suddenly stopped, mouth clamping shut, and the scrunching of his face showed that it hurt. “Illinois and Yancy are not boyfriends?” The statement came out as a question. “Host is now lacking understanding at how that’s wrong.” 

“That’s not what we’re talking about.” Illinois watched as Host turned away and made his way to the chair he had been sitting on the first time they met. “Host. Host!” Illinois walked over and Host just sat down, facing straight ahead. “We’re not don’t talking. Why are me and Yancy here?” Illinois waited for a response and got none. “Host! Host!” Illinois was now shouting was Host just sat there. No words, no movement, his chest just barely moved as he took shallow breathes. “Host!” 

“The King has returned.” Host spoke in a voice that stung Illinois’ ears. 

“What!?” Illinois scrubbed his ears with his palms. “What does that mean!?” 

“Illinois. Leave him be.” Dark spoke from the door. 

“Leave him be? He implies me and Yancy don’t know things about ourselves, ignores me, and is now saying ‘the king has returned’ like he’s Rafiki from the fucking Lion King.” Illinois leaned over and started snapping his fingers in front of Host’s face. “Host!? Hello!?” Illinois’s wrist was suddenly grabbed and he was yanked away from Host. He found himself face-to-face with Dark and his arm was held up in the air by him. 

“We do not do that,” Dark spoke between gritted teeth. 

“Maybe if someone actually spoke to us, we’d know what not to do,” Illinois said flatly. There was a moment as Dark studied Illinois’ face before releasing him. 

“Host needs to be left alone, he needs to rest,” Dark stated and turned on his heel, heading out of the room. 

“Dark,” Illinois said, getting Dark to stop where he was. “Why are me and Yancy here?” Dark had no reaction “You do know I’m not going to stop till I get answers, right?” No reaction again. “I’ll figure it out.” 

“I know.” Was all Dark said before he continued on.  

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gender: cis girl (but I go by any pronouns because?? gender weird)

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favorite solo artists: Nico Collins, Hi I’m Case

song stuck in my head: Nico Collins - Borderline

last movie: I honestly don’t remember?? It might’ve been Lego Batman

last show: DuckTales2017 (this surprises no one)

when did i make this blog: February 2018... but I didn’t really become “active” until May

what i post: total nonsense. sometimes shitposts, sometimes art, sometimes posts about overthrowing capitalism

last thing i googled: “degrees of polynomials”

other blogs: none lmao

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average hours of sleep: 8, which sounds good but I go to bed at 12am and wake up at 8, five minutes before my classes start

lucky number: don’t have one

instruments: played clarinet for 3 years and piano for 1

what am i wearing rn: pajamas with watermelons all over them

dream trip: Japan

favorite food: if you throw a potato on something there’s a 90% chance I’ll like it

nationality: half American, half Filipino

favorite song: Of Monsters and Men - King and Lionheart

last book read: Endling: The First (but if you mean last book I finished, Endling: the Last)

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