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GLaDOS Appreciation Post
We Love Women In STEM
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Spoilers for malevolent part 20 - the king

The fact that John doesn’t know what a buzzer noise means is so fucking funny to me
#podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#the entity#malevolent kayne#Kayne I love you#bloodstained bitch#little bastard go kys
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just had the though of John and Arthur having one of them 3 am talks and discussing what it's like to live in a human body and John doesn't quite grasp not being aware of all your various parts and organs all the time and Arthur has to explain that humans CAN be aware of certain things to an extent but thinking too hard about it or suddenly being made aware of it is VERY unpleasant
Cue John making a game of finding quiet moments when Arthur's least expecting it and just
"Hey Arthur?"
"Hm?"
"...Dont think about how your skin feels over your flesh."
Followed by Arthur fucking full body grimacing and yelling at John to "fucking STOP THAT" and John cackling like a baritone bog witch because no it never gets old even if he does it at LEAST once a week
#he does this whether theyre in public or not he doesnt care#plus sometimes theres the added bonus of sometimes someone asks arthur whats wrong#and if arthurs feeling like causing a little chaos because hes a feral bastard sometimes he'll just#'oh sorry i just thought of the fact that our teeth are just exposed bones very unpleasant to think about'#and then john cackles even harder watching this persons face twist like they just bit into a whole lemon#because sometimes you gotta give your eldritch entity that lives in your head a lil enrichment in the form of making others uncomfortable#as a treat#malevolent shitpost#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#john malevolent
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Toffee "The Lizard" of Septarsis Appreciation Post
One of the best villains in the history of Disney TV animation.
#Disney#Star VS the Forces of Evil#disney villains#Toffee#awesome#badass#creepy#epic#evil#psycho#jerkass#scary#sociopath#pure evil#evil geniuses#evil entity#magnificent bastard#great villain
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so @riveracheron and i were talking about which entities fit the hatchetfield musicals and nmt episodes and they had the idea of a time bastard au where ted becomes the distortion
so of course i had to draw it
(TW EYESTRAIN)
very different from what and how i usually draw but this was fun!
#tw eyestrain#cw eyestrain#eyestrain#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#the distortion#tma#the magnus archives#time bastard#hatchetfield#starkid#nightmare time#nmt#the spiral#tma entities#art#digital art#my art
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the tumblr based on your likes algorithm is all fun and game till i like one too many Jason Todd post in a row and then the Y/N self inserts blogs show up on the dash like ''Hiiiii! Jason would grab you by the belt loops and-'' that man will do no such thing, get him away from me
#jason todd#red hood#benny babble#btw i like jason! i love jason! do i wanna see post where he is bastardized and sanded down into a boyfriend abomination? absolutely not#im into fiction not to get in there but to simply be a lurking spectator. i do NOT want to get on stage and interact and share the spotligh#fully sorry to the self insert girlies but im just not built like you. yall have fun in YOUR corner and i'll have fun in MINE#weird way to put it into words but: IM not real. HE is. Im the eldritch pataphysical entity that looks at his narrative from above
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assorted NMS oc doodles backlog that i guess i forgot to post? i'm really bad at putting stuff in tags, like this comparatively more serious lore compilation post thing. haha. this trio is stupid.
slightly more serious teluya backstory WIP comic under the cut because it's less goofy


#nms#no man's sky#all of my NMS stuff is compiled in my own personal tag ig ->#no mimi's sky#i said dvoran-e is only canon when it's funny but unfortunately i think it's constantly funny which means it's constantly canon so uhh#i dont post enough about them here on tumblr. i post about them a lot elsewhere but i keep forgetting to post about them here.#all you need to know are these three goobers:#1) teluya. the blue one. has the anxious tendencies of a small prey animal. almost too kind and gentle to exist. naive.#2) dvorak. the red one. trying really hard to not be a bastard after [unfathomably long amount of time] of being a bastard ad infinitum.#massive nerd. very little social grace. easily flattered/sheepish. regrets being a bastard very much. atoning soul. permadeath OC.#3) anomalous-entity. the yellow one. called an-e for short. is a bastard (funny). creative mode chara.#extremely overprotective of teluya for obvious reasons. them and dvorak are formerly antagonistic and now are...#well. i dont know. they're something.
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anybody got any Jayvik Divorce Era fic and/or fic recs where they don’t make up? I want enemies to enemies-that-fuck-and-beat-the-shit-out-of-each-other-because-of-irreconcilable-political-differences
#Jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#*heavy czech accent* ‘Jayce you don’t understand. the material conditions in Zaun create this cycle of violence.#Piltover as a political entity can not be reformed and therefore must be destroyed in pursuit of the liberation of us all.’#‘Viktor you called Caitlin a bastard’#‘all enforcers *are* bastards’#and then they kept hitting each other about it for the rest of time#Arcane
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Started a relisten of Malevolent and I remembered that John’s voice has changed a lot since the beginning but DAMN he really sounds like a different character…
#malevolent#malevolent relisten#when does his voice change? i think sometime s1 but idr#anyway it’s so fun seeing all the foreshadowing#john i see you lying you sneaky bastard /affectionate#it’s so interesting too this being our intro to arthur#i wouldn’t say he’s OOC exactly since this is such an unusual situation#between 1) the amnesia 2) his partner being dead 3) sudden blindness and 4) an unknown supernatural entity in his head#i can buy that he’d be out of sorts#but still arthur being introduced as this timid uncertain somewhat passive guy#is so interesting knowing more about who he is#and how much of an exception this first ep in particular is#don't know that i expressed that well it's really just my brain going '!!!!' the whole time#god i love these characters
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i think, at some point, those books need to address the subject of same-sex relations, not in a ... moral? way, but
there's so much blackmail and secrecy and such, rife for exploitation and intrigue and upsetting everything. and all it'd take to fix it is the emperor and the archprelate going 'actually, we do not give a fuck, and if anyone is trying to blackmail you, inform such-and-such representative of your political or clerical entity', and then set up trustworthy people to report to
and since things like women's rights and worker's rights already require there being a way to report violations, they'd not even need to set up a network for reporting things anonymously
#be gay do crimes ask opera people#yes the next step is people trusting these entities#but at the point where someone needs to make a report about being blackmailed#they're already fucked anyways#might as well take the bastard down with them#like regardless of moral stance#what people do in their bedrooms involving no one but themselves cannot be allowed to have political weight
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Adult Trilogy Ganondorf Appreciation Post
#ganon#ganondorf#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#wind waker#phantom hourglass#magnificent bastard#complete monster#tragic villain#dark lord#evil entity#demons#tyrant#deliciously evil#great villain
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Yorick gives me so much life I love his voice
#yorick asmr when#malevolent#podcast#arthur lester#john doe#the entity#yorick malevolent#skull#little bastard
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The apartment scene reminds me a lot of coraline honestly, like mr lopee being the other mother and the crystal being like the buttons. This specifically reminds me of the scene where coraline is first offered the buttons
Yesss absolutely. Lopee is doing his best to try and convince Seb to give him what he wants. He wants Seb to take the bait, take the deal.
He’s a mixture of Dr. Facilier and the Other Mother FOR SURE.
#spottie speaks#that’s the vibe I’m going for with this bastard#eldritch entity that likes to fuck around with humans and see what they do#the more unpredictable you are#the more he’s fascinated with you
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Myotismon Appreciation Post
Best of the Digimon Adventure villains, hands down.
#Digimon#Digimon Adventure#anime#Myotismon#awesome#badass#creepy#epic#evil#psycho#jerkass#scary#vampire#dark lord#pure evil#deliciously evil#love to hate#scary as hell#evil entity#magnificent bastard#complete monster#great villain
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Love an RP session that lasts a longer duration than the amount of time elapsed in game. It's fine. Everything is fine.
#like in combat? normal.#but ohhhh boy#there's a LOT GOING ON OKAY#also i did not fail on my contact other plane saves which is GOOD cuz the entity i was contacting is a little BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER.#i was gonna force a success if i needed to because i was not failing to that bastard#i did in fact use it as a glorified extraplanar sending spell. it's fine. it's a ritual.#i can call as MANY TIMES AS I LIKE.#anyway. it's cool I'm fine I'm good.#megs is playing dnd
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hey. has anyone talked about the similarities / coincidences between alan wake, particularly alan wake 2, and who killed markiplier? because i’ve thought about it extensively for months and it still kills me that i haven’t found an au of it ANYWHERE
Y/N as Saga Anderson. A previously unknown character who becomes central to the plot. Has strange abilities unlike other characters in the story that grant them special information that can assist in their journey. Additionally, is deceived by Actor Mark into thinking Mark is the good guy, just as Scratch secretly hides in Alan after he’s pulled from the lake.
Damien as Alan Wake. An imbalanced, but somewhat decent guy thrust into a nightmare he initially has no control of. Trapped in a limbo UNDER A LAKE of darkness not by his own making. Uses the protagonists of various stories to try and help him escape the grasp of a certain other-worldly being/place, and stop an evil greater than himself.
Actor Mark as Mr. Scratch. Taking on Alan/Damien’s face and weaving his own twisted narrative by taking control of reality via storytelling. Secretly another evil entity using his face and body for its own personal goals.
Celine as Alice Wake. Keeping Alan/Damien in a state of limbo without his knowledge until he is ready to battle his demons. She is trapped under the lake and stays trapped under there as Alan/Damien struggles to find a way out.
Abe as Alex Casey. A fictional detective used by Alan/Scratch for his own gain. A blatant stereotype of the noir gritty detective really…. Additionally works with a partner who has strange, reality-bending abilities.
Wilford as Ahti. Multidimensional being that’s friendly and also very dangerous (Ahti is quite literally a god). Appears at random intervals throughout the story to either be incredibly vague and weird or to assist the main character.
Darkiplier as Mr. Door. Omnipotent being who can’t control this reality but can manipulate it, and has spent his life hunting down and killing variants of one particular man.
this continues to keep me up at night. anyway i’m currently writing a fic for my DA oc set partially within an alan wake au. i can’t control the neurones from firing any longer.
#who’s with me on this one guys#i’ve never seen a piece of wkm fanart with damien standing like alan does holding the angel lamp up like in the aw2 trailer#looks around#with his hair drenched making him look like a wet cat#looks around again#also actor mark and mr scratch have ruined my perception of evil bastard malicious entities#alan wake#alan wake 2#who killed markiplier
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