#the lump shop

[lobotomy-lady]

a dude in my state got mauled to death by his pitbulls but to be fair he was a back yard breeder

I can't say I have much sympathy for backyard breeders (lmao that autocorrected to backtard breeders which is...fitting) who get mauled, esp if they're breeding pits. bybs are so irresponsible. & I seriously do NOT get the point of breeding pits to begin with. shelters are already bursting at the seams with unwanted bully breeds, most of which will end up euthanized.

[creationsbycaden]

for the naughty people in your life, or for a cute stocking stuffer for folks of all ages, i present my Lumps Of Coal!!! what better way to celebrate the holidays than by giving someone coal, am i right? 😂😏

these are available here 🖤

[saberdramon]

i am mentally well and normal i don't immediately consider dying a valid alternative to going out to the city to shop for new jeans now that my last pair is falling apart

[siriuslymeg]

The public speaking saga continues at work; now I have to present once a week and I want to hurl myself into the Nile.

[gay-ppl-real]

While I was out on a charity shopping adventure in town yesterday two people walked past us while we were taking a short rest turn and one of them said,

"I just think... Men are not it, y'know?"

like it was something really profound that they'd hit upon.

and I was the only one who heard and I started giggling, and the rest of my party was really confused, and that was funnier so I started cackling, but I didn't want the people who'd walked past to feel self-conscious so I had to wait until they were out of earshot to explain why I was laughing hysterically to myself over seemingly nothing

[spoonstrek]

I like to imagine traveling back in time to the Victorian Era just so I can loudly find refined white sugar a banal item and can bitch about the quality of tea available in the West

[marialagidyne]

wahoo! i've opened my ko-fi shop today! i would've posted the opening earlier, but an emergency came up and i didn't get home until late, but here it is!!

i am missing some items (prints, memo pads, washi tape, some of the stickers i won't bring back), but all items mirror the items on my etsy shop! the only difference is that i also have a pngtuber design and my demon slave files available as well.

you can sort them by the categories at the top, if you are looking for something specific. commissions are also available in the commissions tab on my page. if you wish to just donate, go ahead and click the "about" tab, and it'll be at the top.

as i said previously, my ko-fi shop is going to be where i take my domestic US orders, while my etsy is for international. please purchase all items from my ko-fi, and spread the word! <3

[lwieserce]

i'm being sooooo enviositycore in this game

[milfzatannaz]

swimsuit shopping is insanely triggering and stressful. but I survived and now I have a sage green bikini

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is my favorite poll i’ve ever done by far

(for these purposes i’m considering zoos and aquariums to be museums, i hope that’s not controversial)

[kittlyns]

Finally finally finally got my tax refund so maybe (very hesitant, barely hopeful, more fear in this statement than not) things will get better from here!

[creationsbycaden]

if you're looking to support a queer owned small business and also buy some cute crocheted plushies, i'm your pal! 💕 these are all my original designs/patterns.

check 'em all out here!

[hammerbonk]

If I had a penny for every time over the past week where a white cashier mistook me for being with the asian people in front of me in the line, I would have two pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s kinda funny that it’s happened twice

[orcelito]

the hilarious thing will be if me being back in school actually Improves my productivity with writing. bc i have so goddamn much free time rn, but what am i doing with it? fucking anime and crochet. i really do need to get my ass in gear for cleaning and also writing this reverse bang fic. but really. im probably going to be able to do more writing once im back in school

How, you may ask?

procrastination is a powerful drug.

[sarcasrnspasrn]

landlords in general piss me off for obvious reasons but landlords for retail spaces specifically are so fucking dumb.

oh you have a business that's making enough money for you to stay in the black? you have enough profit to cover expense of materials, upkeep, & paying ur employees? well did you remember to put enough aside each month for ME, the person who ur renting the space from? who may or may not have even built the damn building depending on how old it is? oh so you didn't remember to budget in this fairly arbitrary amount of money to pay me each month (that is completely separate from the utilities budget) even though i am not doing anything to upkeep the building? sorry you're getting kicked out of the property now because u didn't pay me, basically completely unrelated third party, enough

what do you mean nobody else wants to rent my beautiful storefront space for my completely reasonable rates and now it's been empty for 5 years

[oscillatingdichotomy]

My mans searching for thrift shop when he should be covering the microphones

Has anyone else been getting these weird ads?