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timelesstimesgoneby · 1 year ago

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EPISODE

Season 1

disc 1

S01E01 Matt Gets It 1950

S01E02 Hot Spell 1950

S01E03 Word of Honor 1950

S01E04 Home Surgery 1950

S01E05 Obie Tater 1950

S01E06 Night Incident 1950

disc 2

S01E07 Smoking Out the Nolans 1950

S01E08 Kite's Reward 1950

S01E09 The Hunter 1950

S01E10 The Queue 1950

S01E11 General Parsley Smith 1950

S01E12 Magnus 1950

disc 3

S01E13 Reed Survives 1950

S01E14 Professor Lute Bone 1950

S01E15 No Handcuffs 1950

S01E16 Reward for Matt 1950

S01E17 Robin Hood 1950

S01E18 Yorky 1950

disc 4

S01E19 20-20 1950

S01E20 Reunion '78 1950

S01E21 Helping Hand 1950

S01E22 Tap Day for Kitty 1950

S01E23 Indian Scout 1950

S01E24 The Pest Hole 1950

S01E25 The Big Broad 1950

disc 5

S01E26 Hack Prine 1950

S01E27 Cooter 1950

S01E28 The Killer 1950

S01E29 Doc's Revenge 1950

S01E30 The Preacher 1950

S01E31 How to Die for Nothing 1950

S01E32 Dutch George 1950

disc 6

S01E33 Prairie Happy 1950

S01E34 Chester's Mail Order Bride 1950

S01E35 The Guitar 1950

S01E36 Cara 1950

S01E37 Mr. and Mrs. Amber 1950

S01E38 Unmarked Grave 1950

S01E39 Alarm at Pleasant Valley 1950

Season 2

disc 1

S02E01 Cow Doctor 1950

S02E02 Brush at Elkader 1950

S02E03 Custer 1950

S02E04 The Round Up 1950

S02E05 Young Man with a Gun 1950

S02E06 Indian White 1950

S02E07 How to Cure a Friend 1950

disc 2

S02E08 Legal Revenge 1950

S02E09 The Mistake 1950

S02E10 Greater Love 1950

S02E11 No Indians 1950

S02E12 Spring Term 1950

S02E13 Poor Pearl 1950

S02E14 Cholera 1950

disc 3

S02E15 Pucket's New Year 1950

S02E16 The Cover Up 1950

S02E17 Sins of the Father 1950

S02E18 Kick Me 1950

S02E19 Executioner 1950

S02E20 Gone Straight 1950

disc 1

S02E21 Bloody Hands 1950

S02E22 Skid Row 1950

S02E23 Sweet and Sour 1950

S02E24 Cain 1950

S02E25 Bureaucrat 1950

S02E26 Last Fling 1950

disc 2

S02E27 Chester's Murder 1950

S02E28 The Photographer 1950

S02E29 Wrong Man 1950

S02E30 Big Girl Lost 1950

S02E31 What the Whiskey Drummer Heard 1950

S02E32 Cheap Labor 1950

S02E33 Moon 1950

disc 3

S02E34 Who Lives by the Sword 1950

S02E35 Uncle Oliver 1950

S02E36 Daddy-O 1950

S02E37 The Man Who Would Be Marshal 1950

S02E38 Liar from Blackhawk 1950

S02E39 Jealousy 1950

Season 3

disc 1

S03E01 Crack-Up 1950

S03E02 Gun for Chester 1950

S03E03 Blood Money 1950

S03E04 Kitty's Outlaw 1950

S03E05 Potato Road 1950

S03E06 Jesse 1950

S03E07 Mavis McCloud 1950

disc 2

S03E08 Born to Hang 1950

S03E09 Romeo 1950

S03E10 Never Pester Chester 1950

S03E11 Fingered 1950

S03E12 How to Kill a Woman 1950

S03E13 Cows and Cribs 1950

disc 3

S03E14 Doc's Reward 1950

S03E15 Kitty Lost 1950

S03E16 Twelfth Night 1950

S03E17 Joe Phy 1950

S03E18 Buffalo Man 1950

S03E19 Kitty Caught 1950

disc 1

S03E20 Claustrophobia 1950

S03E21 Ma Tennis 1950

S03E22 Sunday Supplement 1950

S03E23 Wild West 1950

S03E24 The Cabin 1950

S03E25 Dirt 1950

S03E26 Dooley Surrenders 1950

disc 2

S03E27 Joke's on Us 1950

S03E28 Bottleman 1950

S03E29 Laughing Gas 1950

S03E30 Texas Cowboys 1950

S03E31 Amy's Good Deed 1950

S03E32 Hanging Man 1950

S03E33 Innocent Broad 1950

disc 3

S03E34 The Big Con 1950

S03E35 Widow's Mite 1950

S03E36 Chester's Hanging 1950

S03E37 Carmen 1950

S03E38 Overland Express 1950

S03E39 The Gentleman 1950

Season 4

disc 1

S04E01 Matt for Murder 1950

S04E02 The Patsy 1950

S04E03 Gunsmuggler 1950

S04E04 Monopoly 1950

S04E05 Letter of the Law 1950

S04E06 Thoroughbreds 1950

S04E07 Stage Hold-Up 1950

disc 2

S04E08 Lost Rifle 1950

S04E09 Land Deal 1950

S04E10 Lynching Man 1950

S04E11 How to Kill a Friend 1950

S04E12 Grass 1950

S04E13 The Cast 1950

disc 3

S04E14 Robber Bridegroom 1950

S04E15 Snakebite 1950

S04E16 Gypsum Hills Feud 1950

S04E17 Young Love 1950

S04E18 Marshal Proudfoot 1950

S04E19 Passive Resistance 1950

disc 1

S04E20 Love of a Good Woman 1950

S04E21 Jayhawkers 1950

S04E22 Kitty's Rebellion 1950

S04E23 Sky 1950

S04E24 Doc Quits 1950

S04E25 The Bear 1950

S04E26 The Coward 1950

disc 2

S04E27 The F.U. 1950

S04E28 Wind 1950

S04E29 Fawn 1950

S04E30 Renegade White 1950

S04E31 Murder Warrant 1950

S04E32 Change of Heart 1950

S04E33 Buffalo Hunter 1950

disc 3

S04E34 The Choice 1950

S04E35 There Never Was a Horse 1950

S04E36 Print Asper 1950

S04E37 The Constable 1950

S04E38 Blue Horse 1950

S04E39 Cheyennes 1950

Season 5

disc 1

S05E01 Target 1950

S05E02 Kitty's Injury 1950

S05E03 Horse Deal 1950

S05E04 Johnny Red 1950

S05E05 Tail to the Wind 1950

S05E06 Annie Oakley 1950

S05E07 Kangaroo 1950

disc 2

S05E08 Saludos 1950

S05E09 Brother Whelp 1950

S05E10 The Boots 1950

S05E11 Odd Man Out 1950

S05E12 Miguel's Daughter 1950

S05E13 Box o' Rocks 1950

S05E14 False Witness 1950

disc 3

S05E15 Tag, You're It 1950

S05E16 Thick 'n' Thin 1950

S05E17 Groat's Grudge 1960

S05E18 Big Tom 1960

S05E19 Till Death Do Us 1960

S05E20 The Tragedian 1960

disc 1

S05E21 Hinka Do 1960

S05E22 Doc Judge 1960

S05E23 Moo Moo Raid 1960

S05E24 Kitty's Killing 1960

S05E25 Jailbait Janet 1960

S05E26 Unwanted Deputy 1960

S05E27 Where'd They Go 1960

disc 2

S05E28 Crowbait Bob 1960

S05E29 Colleen So Green 1960

S05E30 The Ex-Urbanites 1960

S05E31 I Thee Wed 1960

S05E32 The Lady Killer 1960

S05E33 Gentleman's Disagreement 1960

disc 3

S05E34 Speak Me Fair 1960

S05E35 Belle's Back 1960

S05E36 The Bobsy Twins 1960

S05E37 Old Flame 1960

S05E38 The Deserter 1960

S05E39 Cherry Red 1960

Season 6

disc 1

S06E01 Friend's Pay-Off 1960

S06E02 The Blacksmith 1960

S06E03 Small Water 1960

S06E04 Say Uncle 1960

S06E05 Shooting Stopover 1960

S06E06 The Peace Officer 1960

S06E07 Don Matteo 1960

disc 2

S06E08 The Worm 1960

S06E09 The Badge 1960

S06E10 Distant Drummer 1960

S06E11 Ben Tolliver's Stud 1960

S06E12 No Chip 1960

S06E13 The Wake 1960

S06E14 The Cook 1960

S06E15 Old Fool 1960

S06E16 Brother Love 1960

S06E17 Bad Sheriff 1960

S06E18 Unloaded Gun 1960

S06E19 Tall Trapper 1960

disc 1

S06E20 Love Thy Neighbor 1960

S06E21 Bad Seed 1960

S06E22 Kitty Shot 1960

S06E23 About Chester 1960

S06E24 Harriet 1960

S06E25 Potshot 1960

S06E26 Old Faces 1960

disc 2

S06E27 Big Man 1960

S06E28 Little Girl 1960

S06E29 Stolen Horses 1960

S06E30 Minnie 1960

S06E31 Bless Me Till I Die 1960

S06E32 Long Hours, Short Pay 1960

disc 3

S06E33 Hard Virtue 1960

S06E34 The Imposter 1960

S06E35 Chester's Dilemma 1960

S06E36 The Love of Money 1960

S06E37 Melinda Miles 1960

S06E38 Colorado Sheriff 1960

Season 7

disc 1

S07E01 Perce 1960

S07E02 Old Yellow Boots 1960

S07E03 Miss Kitty 1960

S07E04 Harper's Blood 1960

disc 2

S07E05 All That 1960

S07E06 Long, Long Trail 1960

S07E07 The Squaw 1960

S07E08 Chesterland 1960

disc 3

S07E09 Milly 1960

S07E10 Indian Ford 1960

S07E11 Apprentice Doc 1960

disc 4

S07E12 Nina's Revenge 1960

S07E13 Marry Me 1960

S07E14 A Man a Day 1960

disc 5

S07E15 The Do-Badder 1960

S07E16 Lacey 1960

S07E17 Cody's Code 1960

disc 1

S07E18 Old Dan 1960

S07E19 Catawomper 1960

S07E20 Half Straight 1960

S07E21 He Learned About Women 1960

disc 2

S07E22 The Gallows 1960

S07E23 Reprisal 1960

S07E24 Coventry 1960

S07E25 The Widow 1960

disc 3

S07E26 Durham Bull 1960

S07E27 Wagon Girls 1960

S07E28 The Dealer 1960

disc 4

S07E29 The Summons 1960

S07E30 The Dreamers 1960

S07E31 Cale 1960

disc 5

S07E32 Chester's Indian 1960

S07E33 The Prisoner 1960

S07E34 The Boys 1960

Season 8

disc 1

S08E01 The Search 1960

S08E02 Call Me Dodie 1960

S08E03 Quint Asper Comes Home 1960

S08E04 Root Down 1960

disc 2

S08E05 Jenny 1960

S08E06 Collie's Free 1960

S08E07 The Ditch 1960

S08E08 The Trappers 1960

disc 3

S08E09 Phoebe Strunk 1960

S08E10 The Hunger 1960

S08E11 Abe Blocker 1960

S08E12 The Way It Is 1960

disc 4

S08E13 Us Haggens 1960

S08E14 Uncle Sunday 1960

S08E15 False Front 1960

S08E16 Old Comrade 1960

disc 5

S08E17 Louie Pheeters 1960

S08E18 The Renegades 1960

S08E19 Cotter's Girl 1960

disc 1

S08E20 The Bad One 1960

S08E21 The Cousin 1960

S08E22 Shona 1960

S08E23 Ash 1960

disc 2

S08E24 Blind Man's Bluff 1960

S08E25 Quint's Indian 1960

S08E26 Anybody Can Kill a Marshal 1960

S08E27 Two of a Kind 1960

disc 3

S08E28 I Call Him Wonder 1960

S08E29 With a Smile 1960

S08E30 The Far Places 1960

S08E31 Panacea Sykes 1960

disc 4

S08E32 Tell Chester 1960

S08E33 Quint-Cident 1960

S08E34 Old York 1960

S08E35 Daddy Went Away 1960

disc 5

S08E36 The Odyssey of Jubal Tanner 1960

S08E37 Jeb 1960

S08E38 The Quest for Asa Janin 1960

Season 9

disc 1

S09E01 Kate Heller 1960

S09E02 Lover Boy 1960

S09E03 Legends Don't Sleep 1960

S09E04 Tobe 1960

disc 2

S09E05 Easy Come 1960

S09E06 My Sister's Keeper 1960

S09E07 Quint's Trail 1960

S09E08 Carter Caper 1960

disc 3

S09E09 Ex-Con 1960

S09E10 Extradition (1) 1960

S09E11 Extradition (2) 1960

S09E12 The Magician 1960

disc 4

S09E13 Pa Hack's Brood 1960

S09E14 The Glory and the Mud 1960

S09E15 Dry Well 1960

disc 5

S09E16 Prairie Wolfer 1960

S09E17 Friend 1960

S09E18 Once a Haggen 1960

disc 1

S09E19 No Hands 1960

S09E20 May Blossom 1960

S09E21 The Bassops 1960

S09E22 The Kite 1960

disc 2

S09E23 Comanches Is Soft 1960

S09E24 Father's Love 1960

S09E25 Now That April's Here 1960

S09E26 Caleb 1960

disc 3

S09E27 Owney Tupper Had a Daughter 1960

S09E28 Bently 1960

S09E29 Kitty Cornered 1960

S09E30 The Promoter 1960

disc 4

S09E31 Trip West 1960

S09E32 Scot Free 1960

S09E33 The Warden 1960

disc 5

S09E34 Homecoming 1960

S09E35 The Other Half 1960

S09E36 Journey for Three 1960

Season 10

disc 1

S10E01 Blue Heaven 1960

S10E02 Crooked Mile 1960

S10E03 Old Man 1960

S10E04 The Violators 1960

disc 2

S10E05 Doctor's Wife 1960

S10E06 Take Her, She's Cheap 1960

S10E07 Help Me Kitty 1960

S10E08 Hung High 1960

disc 3

S10E09 Jonah Hutchinson 1960

S10E10 Big Man, Big Target 1960

S10E11 Chicken 1960

S10E12 Innocence 1960

disc 4

S10E13 Aunt Thede 1960

S10E14 Hammerhead 1960

S10E15 Double Entry 1960

disc 5

S10E16 Run, Sheep, Run 1960

S10E17 Deputy Festus 1960

S10E18 One Killer on Ice 1960

disc 1

S10E19 Chief Joseph 1960

S10E20 Circus Trick 1960

S10E21 Song for Dying 1960

S10E22 Winner Take All 1960

disc 2

S10E23 Eliab's Aim 1960

S10E24 Thursday's Child 1960

S10E25 Breckinridge 1960

S10E26 Bank Baby 1960

disc 3

S10E27 The Lady 1960

S10E28 Dry Road to Nowhere 1960

S10E29 Twenty Miles from Dodge 1960

S10E30 The Pariah 1960

disc 4

S10E31 Gilt Guilt 1960

S10E32 Bad Lady from Brookline 1960

S10E33 Two Tall Men 1960

disc 5

S10E34 Honey Pot 1960

S10E35 The New Society 1960

S10E36 He Who Steals 1960

Season 11

disc 1

S11E01 Seven Hours to Dawn 1960

S11E02 The Storm 1960

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calliethetrekkie · 1 year ago

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Star Trek TOS S01E03: Mudd's Women

Original Thoughts

"It was mostly boring to me and the whole portrayal of women, while far from the worst I’ve ever seen, just rubbed me the wrong way. This episode is the most blatant reminder that this is a show from the 60’s, and from what I know, it ain’t even close to the last. It’s not necessarily a bad episode, the actor for Mudd is legit charismatic, Kirk was good and pointed out how beauty doesn’t make up who a person is, and the Venus pill being bogus and Eve needed to be more confident in her natural beauty and not reliant on a fake drug was a decent point at the end (though it still doesn’t feel like a properly well-concieved message to me for some reason). But still, not an episode I intend on revisiting."

(Original Post)

I picked bits of the original post because it was way too long.

Rewatch Thoughts

Well, whether past me intended to or not, we're revisiting this one. And my thoughts two years later? Well... not much has changed.

As I said before, the actor for Mudd, Roger C. Carmel, is really charismatic in the role. You could tell that he was having fun with it, and I appreciate that when it comes to villain roles like these. I liked him more in I, Mudd which is a laugh riot, but we're not there yet. But Mudd is very much a stand-out and I can see why they brought him back.

My problem is the exact same as the last time however: the 60's sexism. It's still not the worst I've ever seen, even in the show or even the franchise. It's more annoying than offensive, honestly. But that doesn't mean that I like it any better than I did. The fact that it affected every guy aside from Spock and no women were affected is one thing, but of course they wouldn't have gotten away with that. Heaven knows I'd have probably been a victim of the magnetism haha. And admittedly, seeing Spock reacting to all the guys gaping REALLY helped make it more tolerable. So thanks Spock~!

I guess I didn't hate it as much. I was able to have more fun with it than the last time. And like I said in my original post, I do see some good messages in here. The scene where the women turn 'ugly' and practically beg Mudd for the drug is sad to watch. They feel like they are nothing without their 'beauty' and need the drug for it, which is very much a thing that happens in real life. Especially with Eve, who clearly hates what she's a part of and how the drug makes her feel like a fake. There are women who get manipulated into feeling like without their looks or whatever else they aren't beautiful, even though they are. Kirk saying that you either believe in yourself or you don't and she doesn't need the drug to feel beautiful is also still very much true. Seriously, for a guy the media makes out as a womanizing asshole, he came off as one of the more reasonable here.

The sexism still shows, but again it didn't annoy me as much as before. Heck, bits like Mudd's argument with the computer and as I said Spock just being amused at everyone else's stupidity are hilarious. I still don't like how it ended since it still reeks of 'woman needs a man' and Childress is kind of an asshole and I think Eve deserves better than that. But I guess it's the best I can ask for at this point in time. I can see some goodwill effort in here.

Not much else to read into otherwise. It's an okay episode. It's not as bad as I made it out to be the first time, but it's still not an episode I plan on revisiting much. Mainly because there's just not much else in it, story-wise or character-wise, that interests me in watching it again. But it has its fun moments and isn't a bad watch at all. It's just okay if annoying, which hey that's better than how I felt the last time. The ending scene with Spock and McCoy also made all of it worth it haha~

Original Rating: 2/5

Rewatch Rating: 4/10

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goodnightmemes · 2 years ago

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, S01E03 “SECOND OF HIS NAME” SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ Come out and face me! ❜

❛ And surely by the end of this hunt, we shall have more to celebrate. ❜

❛ Then it lies with you to make him see it. ❜

❛ It's been three years. It can wait another three days. ❜

❛ Come, eat. Fortify yourselves for the journey. ❜

❛ If the crown were ever to intervene now is the time. ❜

❛ Can someone tell me where in the Seven Hells [name] might be? ❜

❛ Perhaps the Princess might like to hear something else? ❜

❛ Play it again. ❜

❛ Did I say to stop? ❜

❛ Your presence is wanted in the outer courtyard. ❜

❛ I've decided to remain here and read instead. ❜

❛ He wants for us all to be together. ❜

❛ Is it the King's command? ❜

❛ None of it needs be this way in truth. ❜

❛ Well, isn't this splendid. The whole of our family off to celebration and adventure in the Kingswood. ❜

❛ Should you be traveling in such condition? ❜

❛ Well, you will be with your own child sooner than late. ❜

❛ You should ride out with me today. ❜

❛ The boars squeal like children when they're being slaughtered. I find it discomforting. ❜

❛ I fear the gods did not make me for hunting. ❜

❛ I wouldn't know. I've not spoken to [name] in years. ❜

❛ And how have you served the realm of late, by eating cake? ❜

❛ I don't think we've been properly introduced. ❜

❛ Is that what I am to you? A prize to proffer about to the great houses? ❜

❛ You are of age. And [name] is an excellent match. ❜

❛ He's arrogant and self-serious. ❜

❛ I have tried often to discuss it with you, but you've refused me at every turn. ❜

❛ Even I do not exist above tradition and duty! ❜

❛ There's been a sighting of a white hart. ❜

❛ What happened back there? ❜

❛ Do you want me to kill him? ❜

❛ It's a beautiful day. We should take in the Kingswood. ❜

❛ How lucky you are to have a say in your own life. ❜

❛ Many in the realm would gladly trade positions with you. ❜

❛ All that I have, I owe to you. ❜

❛ That man's pride has pride. ❜

❛ It is not my wish to command her. I want her to be happy. ❜

❛ I came here to hunt, not to be suffocated by all this fucking politicking. ❜

❛ Let us speak no more of it. ❜

❛ The girl is a heedless contrarian. ❜

❛ Do you wish to hear my opinion on the matter? ❜

❛ I must make a final plea that we return to the camp. ❜

❛ What is the power of a dragon... next to the power of prophecy. ❜

❛ Many in my line have been dragonriders. Very few among us have been dreamers. ❜

❛ The hour is too late, husband. ❜

❛ I sought that vision again, night after night... but it never came again. ❜

❛ What if I was wrong? ❜

❛ And does this not please you? ❜

❛ To deny that he is heir to the throne is to assail the laws of gods and men. ❜

❛ The road ahead is uncertain, but the end is clear. ❜

❛ You must guide [name] towards reason. He'll never find it on his own. ❜

❛ The gods have punished me for my indulgences. ❜

❛ Well, if you truly believe that, my dear... then you possess a generous spirit. ❜

❛ I am forever doomed to anger one person in the pleasing of another. ❜

❛ It is no consequence to what I think... as I'm often reminded. ❜

❛ I was trying to help you. Will you not be helped? Why must every effort on your behalf be resisted - as if to the death? ❜

❛ The lords of the realm gather like vultures to a carcass, hoping to feast on my bones. ❜

❛ It is true that as rulers we must marry for advantage to forge alliances and bolster our strength. You have always understood this. ❜

❛ I've heard that story since I've had ears to. ❜

❛ You've been much alone these last few years. Alone and angry. ❜

❛ I will not live forever. I wish to see you contented, happy even. ❜

❛ Show me the knight who will march into that hell pit, and I will show you a madman. ❜

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derivativealigner · 4 years ago

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Well I haven’t watched sp all the way through for about a decade now, so I thought it was time

Sometimes I wonder how accurate the fandom is when it comes to how we interpret the characters. Like, why is Stan a football star so often in fanfic and why’s Kyle always the smart one? So I thought I’d rewatch the show and make notes along the way to see where the source of all these interpretations is. I also wanted to see if I could get some fun info to analyze, but season 1 is pretty sparse in that regard so there’s not too much of that in this post, but I’ll make a post for all the other seasons too as I watch them

In summary, it’s established in season 1 already that Stan’s a star quarterback and an animal lover, Kyle’s an A+ student, and Kenny is poor and knows a lot about sex and doesn’t have many qualms about doing crazy shit. Cartman is a bit weird since he’s mostly just a naive brat in this season, but he and Kyle have a mildly antagonistic friendship already

I have all my notes under this cut. They include a bunch of small details and other observations. I also listed every Kenny death just because

Ike has freckles

Cartman says “Weak!�� and “You guys” and “Seriously” a lot from the start, also “Kickass!” He doesn’t say weak or kickass much in the later seasons iirc

Stan says “Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here” three times in this season but they dropped that catchphrase pretty quickly

Bebe got named in episode 2

Stan’s been an animal lover since s01e03 Volcano since he won’t shoot a bunny or anything else. He does shoot Scuzzlebutt at the end though

Cartman’s a pathological liar but in a childish way

Randy got named in s01e03 Volcano (and it only got worse from there)

The mayor went to Princeton

South Park is next to Mt. Evanson

Kenny will literally drink gasoline

Stan’s a star quarterback in 3rd grade

Clyde’s voice is wrong as hell in S01E04 Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride and he has a dog, Rex

Garrison says Kyle is an A+ kid

Shelly seriously abuses Stan, punching him, throwing him, maiming him with a lawnmower

Cartman had a pot-bellied pig called Fluffy

Cartman’s mom smokes crack and has sex with strange men

Dr. Mephesto is probably a Buddhist since he says “Thank Buddha” instead of “Thank God”

Clyde’s voice gets kind of fixed in S01E06

A guy called Mr. McCormick is killed in a protest, launched and splattered against a network building. He doesn’t look like Kenny’s dad though

Zombie Clyde attacks Bebe, rude

Wendy gave her costume contest prize (2 tons of candy) to hungry children in Nairobi

Cartman’s mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. “Back do’ ho… Five on one action!” is the headline

Cartman genuinely cries at Kenny’s grave after the whole zombie thing but gets over it because of candy

Stan knows his mom’s credit card number and has no problem using it to adopt an Ethiopian child (the boys wanted a watch that came with the adoption, they weren’t doing it to be nice)

Cartman calls Stan a vas deference, Stan doesn’t know what that is so Kenny says “Dude, it’s a pipe for your peepee” (according to a transcript). Kenny sure knows male anatomy

Kyle sniffs Kenny after Cartman asks why poor people smell like sour milk and Garrison says “idk eric they just do”

Cartman thinks poor people should die and decrease the surplus population

When the boys get Starvin’ Marvin delivered to them, Cartman says “Hey mom, we found an Ethiopian, can we keep him?” and his mom says “Sure, hun.” She rarely says no to Cartman

Kenny’s dad is an alcoholic who drinks scotch according to Cartman. I mean, Mr. McCormick is seen drinking in multiple episodes and has a hat that says SCOTCH so it’s probably true

Kenny’s family says grace

Craig’s first appearance is S01E09. Also, S01E09 is the first time Kenny doesn’t die (Coincidence? I THINK yeah but it’s still fun)

Clyde got named in S01E10

Clyde and Bebe both spit on Pip’s face, friendship goals <3

Cartman and Kyle have their first fight at Cartman’s birthday party because Kyle didn’t give the right gift. Cartman slaps his face and screams “I hate you! I want you to die! Die!” while on top of Kyle who’s not really fighting back

Satan throws a fight with Jesus after everyone except Satan bet that Jesus would lose, which leads to Satan winning everyone’s money. Mr. Garrison says “What a mean thing to do!” and Jimbo says “He is a jerk!” and I thought it was quite a laugh so I wrote it down

In S01E11 Tom’s Rhinoplasty Bebe and Wendy are sitting in the swings together and generally appear together throughout the episode, then Bebe gives Wendy a makeover so they’re bffs obviously <3

Craig first appears in the classroom, though not sitting down, in S01E11

Wendy’s not happy about Ms. Ellen taking Stan away from her, she says “Don’t fuck with me! Stay away from my man, bitch, or I’ll whoop your sorry ho ass back to last year!”

Kenny gives Ms. Ellen a scrumptious looking sausage as a valentine’s gift and giggles deviously. Wendy’s gift to Ms. Ellen is a dead animal

Even Kenny doesn’t know what a lesbian is

Wendy’s grandma died in S01E11

Wendy gets Ms. Ellen killed by hiring the Iraqi government (?) to put her in a rocket and shoot it into the sun, then she and Bebe have a pool party (very cool, they wear sunglasses 😎) and watch the rocket hit the sun

Cartman and Pip play a game of kicking each other in the nuts until someone falls. Cartman calls it “Roshambo”

Kenny has a sack of marbles

The boys aren’t fans of Barbra Streisand, but Stan is a fan of the Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway (he’s not a quarterback anymore, he’s an American football executive and the president of football operations for the Denver Broncos of the NFL according to wikipedia.)

Officer Barbrady is a fan of Fiona Apple (who was 20 at the time and had only one album released called Tidal)

Ned knows how to pilot a helicopter

Kyle’s mom is a fan of Streisand unlike literally everyone else, she even gets an autograph from Mecha Streisand

The boys are fans of Robert Smith, the lead singer of The Cure. Stan says “Robert Smith is the greatest person that ever lived!” and Kyle says “Disintegration is the best album ever!” and Cartman says “Robert Smith kicks ass!” and Kenny’s dead so he doesn’t get to have an opinion

Cartman has tea parties with his toys: Polly Prissypants, Clyde frog, Peter Panda, and a dragon called Rumpertumskin

Kyle wants to make fun of Cartman for the tea party but Stan stops him because he’s concerned that Cartman needs help

Craig is in front of the school counselor’s office in S01E13

A young miss Cartman drinks like a motherfucker at the 12th annual drunken barn dance where Cartman was supposedly conceived

Stan lets Cartman borrow his bike like a good friend

Garrison wanted to have a threesome with Chef and Cartman’s mom. I don’t know why I’m making a note of this but uh… yeah.

Cartman’s mom has had sex with everyone at this bar that Garrison’s drinking at, including principle Victoria, the mayor, Father Maxi, and Jesus (and maybe Kenny’s dad since he’s at the bar but the camera doesn’t pan to him when Garrison says they’ve all slept with Liane). Later Gerald Broflovski is a possible father to Eric, so he fucked her too. Also Mr. Mephesto and his friend Kevin, that little guy, are candidates along with a lot of other people, including the 1989 Denver Broncos (and Mr. Tenorman is included in that later)

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Kyle for being Jewish much at all in this season even though the Christmas episode is all about Kyle not celebrating

Clyde and Token appear very early on and Clyde has always been in the classroom (along with Bebe, Red, Kevin Stoley, Wendy, and Pip and uhh DogPoo too I think). Craig appears later in the season and Tweek’s not in season 1 at all, so Craig’s gang isn’t really a thing yet

And here’s a list of the ways Kenny died in this season. He dies in every episode except episode 9, and he dies twice in episodes 2 and 3. Altogether he dies 14 times

S01E01 Killed after alien shoots him, cows stampede over him, then cop runs him over which finally actually kills him

S01E02 Killed in a play by a falling teepee, then a second time shot by Garrison which sends him in the air and he gets impaled on a flagpole on the way down

S01E03 Killed by a volcano rock that burns him then rolls on him but he’s alive again in the end but gets shot by Ned’s gun that he drops and it accidentally goes off

S01E04 Gets his arms and head torn off in an American football game

S01E05 Stan’s clone punches Kenny into a microwave where he gets cooked alive

S01E06 Death touches Kenny

S01E07 Kenny gets crushed by a Russian space station and turns into a zombie because he gets Worcestershire sauce in his veins, then Kyle chainsaws zombie Kenny in half, then zombie Kenny rises from his grave and is crushed by a statue and a plane

S01E08 Kenny is killed by a bunch of turkeys. His eye gets plucked out. It’s dark blue

S01E10 After Kenny gets turned into a duck-billed platypus, Jimbo and Ned shoot him

S01E11 Ms. Ellen throws a sword through Kenny’s face

S01E12 While Mecha Streisand and a giant robot Leonard Maltin fight, Kenny plays with a tetherball and gets the rope wrapped around his neck and it strangles him

S01E13 Kenny gets stuck on a go kart and it drags him around but stops and he’s still alive! Too bad the go kart stops on train tracks and a train runs him over. Stan’s grandpa sends a video of the event to America’s Stupidest Home Videos and wins $10,000

If you read all that, first of all hello. I’m not new to the fandom even though this is the first thing I’ve posted on this tumblr blog. I’ve been writing a fanfic called Caffetamine though so I’m not a complete non-entity. Anyway, I’ll watch season 2 soon and post my notes on that too probably.

#south park #sp rewatch #i made way too many notes #kenny used to get dialog in almost every episode #poor kenny #he really gets shafted later

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CHICAGO FIRE – PROFESSIONAL COURTESY (S01E03)

TV: [applause] And now, for my next…

Christopher Herrmann: [chuckles]

[door opens]

Mouch: What the hell just happened?

Christopher Herrmann: [sighs] [buttons on remote clicking]

Ah, damn thing’s fried.

Peter Mills: Two hours left in the shift and no calls yet. That happen

very often?

Christopher Herrmann: He did not just say that.

[alarm blasts, PA buzzes]

(Over PA): Accident. Truck 81, Squad 3.

[sirens wailing]

[horns honking]

Matt Casey: Mills. Pitcher’s got a no-hitter going in the eight inning.

Do you go up to him and say, “looks like you got a

no-hitter going”?

Peter Mills: No, but…

Matt Casey: Don’t do it at the damn firehouse either.

Peter Mills: Yeah, I got it.

[door slams shut]

Matt Casey: Stabilise the van!

Patrol Officer 1: It’s jammed.

[metal creaking]

Christopher Herrmann: Anybody got ejected?

Vargas, see if we got a pulse over there!

Jose Vargas: Got one here!

Justin Voight: I’m okay. I’m alright.

Matt Casey: Ugh! Field test this idiot.

[sniffs] Open containers right there.

Patrol Officer 1: I’ll take care of it.

Firefighter: She’s going! She’s going!

[sirens wailing]

Patrol Officer 1: What happened?

Kelly Severide: Stabilisers!

Matt Casey: Cribbing!

Gabby Dawson: Let’s go.

Kelly Severide: Give us ten more seconds, boys.

Christopher Herrmann: [groans] You got eight.

Kelly Severide: Hey, sir, just sit tight there for me, all right? Don’t

try and unbuckle yourself.

Victim 1/Dad: Is he all right? My son? He’s not saying anything.

Gabby Dawson: Yeah, he’s alive, sir.

Victim 1/Dad: Oh, thank God.

Leslie Shay: We’re gonna need a second ambo.

Matt Casey: Two more!

Driver of the first car over there.

I need two backboards.

Kelly Severide: Where’s those jaws?

Unh! [groans]

[jaws buzzing]

[metal clashing]

Gabby Dawson: Too tight?

Victim 1/Dad: Yeah!

Kelly Severide: Ah, we’re gonna go through the windshield and get

me a pick head.

Firefighter: Coming up.

Victim 2/Son: What happened?

Matt Casey: You’re gonna be okay, buddy. Hockey fan, huh?

Victim 1/Dad: We were headed to Evanston for his tournament.

Are you okay, Mikey?

Victim 2/Son (Mikey): [whimpers] Yeah, I think so.

What happened?

[glass smashing]

[saw sputters]

[sirens wailing in the distance]

Firefighter: Vehicle stabilised

Matt Casey: I’ll be right back

Kelly Severide: Sir, you’re coming out first, all right?

Victim 1/Dad: [groans]

[sirens wailing]

Matt Casey: Where’s the driver?

Patrol Officer 1: Uh, some officers took him to the hospital.

Matt Casey: You’re kidding.

Patrol Officer 1: No, he was complaining of leg pain, and you guys

looked swamped over there, so…

Matt Casey: He should’ve been c-collared and transported properly.

Patrol Officer 1: My bad.

Matt Casey: Did you bag the beer cans?

Patrol Officer 1: [sighs] Look, Detective Voight…behind me, the

guy in the jacket…that was his son driving this

car.

[siren wailing in the distance]

[dramatic music]

- Title Screen -

Leslie Shay: Hey, you want some coffee?

Kelly Severide: No, I’m gonna go hit the gym. I’ll see you at the

firehouse.

Leslie Shay: Alright, how’s your arm?

Kelly Severide: It’s good.

It’s fine.

Leslie Shay: Alright. Well, you should get it looked at, you know,

Kelly? It could act up at the wrong time.

Kelly Severide: No, absolutely. I’m…I’m planning on doing that.

Alright, I’ll see you later.

Leslie Shay: Bye.

cutscene

Peter Mills: Here we go

Man 1: Dude, uh, I’m sorry, but I ordered crispy bacon and uh, this

[scoffs]…ain’t crispy.

Man 2: Where’s the hot waitress?

[stammers] Uh, I mean you’re cute and everything.

Man 1 & 2: [laughs]

Peter Mills: I’ll be right back with your bacon…sir.

[plates clanking]

[food sizzling]

Peter Mills: [sighs] E-Elise, I can’t wait for mom. I gotta go.

Elise Mills: Then go!

Peter Mills: Table eight.

[door bell chime]

Ingrid Mills: Where you going?

Peter Mills: [sighs] To work, mom. My real job.

Ingrid Mills: Well, Samantha just called in sick.

Elise Mills: Mom, I’ll cover it. We’ll be fine.

Ingrid Mills: You can switch shifts with somebody at the firehouse.

Peter Mills: Mom! I’m a candidate. You know that they can bounce

me like that. I…I have to go.

Ingrid Mills: Fine. Go.

cutscene

[siren wailing, horn honking]

Mouch: You’re late.

[hammering]

[metal clinking]

Peter Mills: [panting]

Firefighters: Uh hoh.

Christopher Herrmann: Good afternoon, candidate.

Peter Mills: [panting] Sorry.

Otis Zvonecek: First, he blows a no-hitter, now he’s coming in five

minutes late. So much for employee of the week.

Peter Mills: It won’t happen again, [breathless] I promise.

Matt Casey: Get changed out. Let’s go.

Joe Cruz: You know, you were the candidate up until two weeks

ago. Why are you riding him so hard?

Otis Zvonecek: The abused abuse…Cruz.

Matt Casey: Good morning.

Leslie Shay: Uh, oh. We’re either in trouble or he wants something.

Gabby Dawson: [chuckles]

Matt Casey: You got a sec?

Leslie Shay: Later.

Gabby Dawson: What’s up?

Matt Casey: Is your brother still working in Vice?

Gabby Dawson: Yeah.

Matt Casey: Could you see if he can swing by here real quick?

Gabby Dawson: Sure.

All your hookers get locked up last night?

Matt Casey: Yeah, my whole stable.

Gabby Dawson: [giggles]

Matt Casey: I just got a question for him.

Gabby Dawson: Err, yeah, I’ll give him a call.

Matt Casey: Okay.

Gabby Dawson: Everything alright?

Matt Casey: Yeah, yeah.

Gabby Dawson: O…kay.

cutscene

[locker door slams]

Jose Vargas: Hey Lieutenant.

Kelly Severide: Hey.

Jose Vargas: Wanted to let you know that I just completed the last

of my tech course and I reached my squad

certification.

Kelly Severide: That’s great. Good job.

Jose Vargas: Yeah, three years busting my hump, but I got it done.

So I’m putting in a transfer from truck and I wanted

to get your blessing.

Kelly Severide: Why do you wanna come over to squad?

Jose Vargas: With where I wanna end up, squad’s the best place

in terms of a stepping stone to getting promoted.

Kelly Severide: Let me stop you right there, Vargas. If that’s your

reason for coming over…

Jose Vargas: It ain’t! That…that…that came out wrong.

The promotion stuff, that’s down the road.

Kelly Severide: It’s way down the road.

Jose Vargas: Absolutely.

cutscene

Joe Cruz: That ain’t gonna cut it.

Mouch: Sign’s out front. Just a matter of time till a good Samaritan

steps up.

Peter Mills: We can do that?

Mouch: Oh yeah. It’s frowned upon, but it’s not illegal per

standards and procedures.

Last year, we got the new…what was it?

Christopher Hermann: Microwave.

Mouch: Got the new microwave by doing this.

Joe Cruz: It took three months to get the new microwave. The

Bears game is this Sunday.

Matt Casey: What we got in the treasury box?

Christopher Heremann: Dick. We spent it all on the elliptical

machine so Shay could keep her ass

toned.

Leslie Shay: Oh Herrmann, please. Everyone benefits from me

having a toned ass.

Matt Casey: Mills, you’re in charge of a fundraiser for a new TV.

Peter Mills: Instead of cooking?

Matt Casey: In conjunction with cooking.

Otis Zvonecek: I believe it’s called multitasking. And get some

ideas together ASAP.

Gabby Dawson: Casey.

cutscene

Kelly Severide: He in?

Nicki Rutkowski: On the phone. You can leave it with me, though.

Hey, um…tomorrow night, I don’t know if you

have plans but uh, me and some girlfriends are

going to see Kaskade at the Vic if you’re

interested?

Kelly Severide: What’s Kaskade?

Nicki Rutkowski: Oh, He’s a DJ…famous one.

Kelly Severide: Yeah, um…look, I’m not really known for my

self-restraint…

Nicki Rutkowski: [giggles]

Kelly Severide: So I’ll need you to meet me halfway here and

respect Boden and your dad’s wishes.

cutscene

Matt Casey: Who wants to be known as the rat fireman who took

down a cop’s kid?

Antonio Dawson: What’s the cop’s name?

Matt Casey: Detective Voight.

Antonio Dawson: Aye yi.

Gabby Dawson: What’s the problem?

Antonio Dawson: Voight’s been hip-deep in the Gang Unit for 15

years. He’s been investigated for taking bribes

and…Look, he’s a dirty cop – the kind of guy

that gives the rest of us a bad name.

Matt Casey: Okay. Well I saw what I saw.

The question is…did anyone else see it?

Antonio Dawson: I’ll ask around, put some feelers out. Wait to

hear from me. ‘Cause I’m telling you as a friend

of my sister’s, you do not want to mess with this

dude.

Nicki Rutkowski: Lieutenant Casey! Chief wants to see you in his

office.

Matt Casey: Okay, whatever you can do, I’d appreciate it.

Antonio Dawson: How long you been dating this guy?

Gabby Dawson: What [chuckles]…Antonio, what are you…Where

do you come up with this stuff? You’re trippin’.

I’m not…I’m…He’s taken.

Antonio Dawson: Ah.

Gabby Dawson: So…

Antonio Dawson: All right, well, I’ll be in touch.

Dawson siblings: [fistbump]

Gabby Dawson: Hey, you being straight with him?

Antonio Dawson: If anything, I downplayed it. Your boy’s messing

with a stick of dynamite.

Gabby Dawson: Then do your job and help him out.

cutscene

Chief Boden: Incident report from that t-bone last shift. I got

Severide’s. Where’s yours?

Matt Casey: Right, I’ve been buried in paperwork, and…

Chief Boden: [raps on desk] On my desk by the end of this shift.

That gonna be a problem?

Matt Casey: Not at all.

[dramatic music]

cutscene

Peter Mills: A neighbourhood hotdog eating contest.

Mouch: Ah, too tacky.

Leslie Shay: And putting a sign out front begging for a TV is what?

Peter Mills: Okay.

Otis Zvonecek: He’s got a point.

Peter Mills: How about a t-shirt booth in the driveway?

Joe Cruz: We already sell t-shirts.

Peter Mills: Yeah but I mean no one can ever find the key to the

cabinet, Herrmann never has change in the treasury

box.

It’s a pain in the ass, so…we put the shirts out front

and display ‘em properly.

Mouch: I don’t know how that’s gonna generate enough

Peter Mills: And!

Mouch: Money…

Peter Mills: And we get Nicki to man the booth.

Christopher Herrmann: Ding. Done.

Joe Cruz: That is called putting it over the goal line, Peter Mills.

Joe Cruz & Peter Mills: [fistbump]

Leslie Shay: Why don’t you put her in a bikini while you’re at it?

Otis Zvonecek: Before I respond, are you joking or are you serious?

Leslie Shay: About as serious as putting you in a bikini.

Otis Zvonecek: That’s what I thought.

So yes, a bikini would be ridiculous, and we get

the joke.

Joe Cruz: [laughs] Hey, what do you think, Casey, t-shirt stand?

Otis Zvonecek: Or should we have Mills here run a few laps

around the block, think about some

alternatives?

Matt Casey: Everybody on the floor. Gonna do a drill.

Mills, listen up. This is a downed firefighter

assessment. Fellow firefighter’s gonna be on the

floor, full gear with his pass alarm going off. You crawl

in from 10 feet away, deactivate his alarm, check for

air flow, call in a mayday on your radio, and drag the

victim to the extraction point, which will be…

north gate.

Peter Mills: Okay [chuckles].

Matt Casey: But with a blacked-out face mask to simulate zero

visibility.

Otis Zvonecek: [laughs]

Peter Mills: Okay.

Otis Zvonecek: No showing up late to this one, candidate. Ah?

[laughs]

Matt Casey: I got two masks.

[laughter]

Matt Casey: Slowest time has to mop the apparatus floor.

Time him.

Jose Vargas: Let’s go, gentlemen. Gear up.

Matt Casey: Hey, Hal. What’s going on?

Hallie Thomas: Lunch break. You eaten yet?

Matt Casey: No. Come on.

Hallie Thomas: Hey, Gabriela.

Gabby Dawson: Hey, Hallie.

Good seeing you.

Hallie Thomas: You too.

Nicki Rutkowski: Hey, this came in for you earlier.

Kelly Severide: Thanks.

cutscene

[water running]

Gabby Dawson: You look pleased with yourself.

Peter Mills: Uh, downed firefighter assessment. New house record.

Gabby Dawson: Oh yeah? How’s Otis taking it?

Peter Mills: I don’t know. But the floor was looking pretty dirty, so…

Gabby Dawson: Is that a little cockiness I sense there, Peter Mills?

Peter Mills: It ain’t being cocky if you can back it up.

Gabby Dawson: Oh really? Well a lot of candidates with skills get

their day in the sun, but how they handle

themselves the other 364…that’s what keeps

them around.

Peter Mills: I will take that under advisement.

cutscene

Hallie Thomas: What happened to the passengers in the other car?

Matt Casey: I don’t know. They were alert when we got ‘em

backboarded and into the ambos. It was a dad and

his son.

Hallie Thomas: What was the last name?

Matt Casey: Duffy.

Hallie Thomas: The son’s 16? On his way to a hockey tournament?

Matt Casey: Yeah. You heard something?

Hallie Thomas: Baby…

Matt Casey: What? Just…tell me.

Hallie Thomas: It’s a complete L2 fracture. He’s paralysed…waist

down.

Mouch: We just got a TV donated. Flat screen, still in the box. Cop

over at the 35th precinct donated it.

cutscene

Firefighter: Beautiful.

[claps]

All: Yeah!

All: Whoo!

[cheering & applause]

Otis Zvonecek: Oh yeah, baby!

All: Whoo! Beautiful!

Mouch: Oh, ho, hoh! Yeah! [claps]

Matt Casey: Who’s it from?

Delivery guy: Detective Voight. He, uh, saw your sign.

Otis Zvonecek: Is that a 40-inch?

Delivery guy: A 43!

Otis Zvonecek: [chuckling] Oh, ho, God damn.

All: Whoo!

[murmuring & indistinct chatter]

Matt Casey: Take it back.

Delivery guy: Nah, nah, nah. Don’t worry, Voight went through all

the channels; said to donate it to the city, but

specified it come here. So the bureau bitches aren’t

gonna freak out.

Matt Casey: Send it back.

Delivery guy: Sure, you got it.

Chief Boden: Is there something you need to bring me in on?

Matt Casey: Yeah.

[keypad beeping]

[door shuts]

Nicki Rutkowski: E-vites are so impersonal.

Leave it on.

Kelly Severide: Girl, you are barking up the wrong tree.

Nicki Rutkowski: Yeah? Prove it.

[alarm whoops, PA buzzes]

(Over PA): Jumper. Squad 3, Truck 81, Ambulance 61.

cutscene

[sirens wailing]

Gabby Dawson: Still alive?

Patrol Officer 2: Yeah, but if he wanted to be dead before, I

guarantee he wants it now.

Peter Mills: How high?

Patrol Officer 2: Fourth floor.

Leslie Shay: I’ll call ahead to St. Mary’s; Have ‘em prep for spinal

trauma, multiple broken bones.

Patrol Officer 2: It’s not like that. Poor bastard impaled himself.

Victim 3: [breathing heavily] [breathing quivering]

Christopher Herrmann: Holy smokes.

[sirens wailing & horn honking]

[door shuts]

[indistinctive chatter]

Leslie Shay: We got a pulse.

Matt Casey: We need two ladders and a rope bag.

Gabby Dawson: You pull him off; he bleeds out right here, right

now.

Matt Casey: Chief?

Chief Boden: Get the k-12, we’re cutting him down.

[k-12 buzzing]

Chief Boden: Pump some water on that steel so it doesn’t overheat!

Gabby Dawson: He’s gonna arrest.

Kelly Severide: Talk to the saw, not me.

[water spraying]

Peter Mills: You’ll be alright, just try and stand still!

Leslie Shay: He can’t hear you! He’s in shock!

[k-12 buzzing]

Kelly Severide: Hold that.

[k-12 sputters to life]

Kelly Severide: Alright, get ready. He’s coming down.

Jose Vargas: Three, two, one.

Everybody good?

All: Yeah. We’re good.

Leslie Shay: Watch this, watch this.

Firefighter: Got it, got it, got it.

Leslie Shay: Hey, whoa.

Gabby Dawson: He’s going into v-fib. We gotta pull the fence.

Christopher Herrmann: What happened to “we pull it he dies”?

Gabby Dawson: We gotta get his heart back on rhythm but there’s

no way I’m shocking him till we get this iron out

first.

Matt Casey: Severide.

Kelly Severide: Yo.

Unh! [grunts]

[saw whirrs]

Matt Casey: Pull it away.

Go.

Firefighter: Alright, hit it!

Leslie Shay: On me.

Ready, pull!

One, two three!

Gabby Dawson: Pull him out for me.

Okay, here we go.

Shocking at two, stand by.

Clear.

[electrical surge]

Gabby Dawson: Hitting him again at 360. Stand by.

Clear.

[electrical surge]

Gabby Dawson: Rhythm.

He’s got a pulse

Leslie Shay: Okay, get him in!

Gabby Dawson: 40 year old male, suicide attempt. Fell from four

stories, impaled on a fence.

Doctor 1: You removed it on scene?

Gabby Dawson: He went into v-fib. I had to yank. Two shocks on

the monitor brought him back.

Doctor 1: Let’s get him into one.

Leslie Shay: I’ll be right back.

Kendra.

Dr. Kendra: Hey, you.

Leslie Shay: Hi.

Dr. Kendra: Missed you on Saturday.

Leslie Shay: Yeah, I was working. How was it?

Dr. Kendra: The food was good. But I don’t know why Kim’s still

with Kristin. All they do is pick at each other. I mean,

enough already, you know?

Leslie Shay: Yeah. Believe me.

Listen [clears throat] I need a big favour.

cutscene

Kelly Severide: You got any ibuprofen?

Otis Zvonecek: Yes, indeedy. How many you want?

[pills rattling] Kelly Severide: Five.

Otis Zvonecek: [chuckles] Here’s two [pills jiggling]

Seriously, too many can do serious damage to

your kidneys, okay?

Don’t come running to me when you’re on dialysis

in five years, okay?

Kelly Severide: Thanks.

Otis Zvonecek: Seriously, look it up. Ibuprofen and kidneys.

[locker door shuts]

Otis Zvonecek: Okay…

cutscene

Antonio Dawson: Buddy of mine who works out of Voight’s��

precinct said nothing’s come up in witness

statements.

Chief Boden: So you’re trying to tell me no one else saw his kid

drunk?

Antonio Dawson: Hell yes other people saw his kid drunk. But

they were other cops who aren’t about to go

up against Voight.

Chief Boden: Well, I would rather my guy not be the only one with

his head above the foxhole on this one.

Antonio Dawson: I understand.

Matt Casey: Passenger in the other car isn’t gonna walk again.

Antonio Dawson: I know, I know.

Look, give me till the end of this shift. But if I

come up empty…

Voight’s been pulling his son out of things like

this since the kid was 15. Lot of people had to

turn the other way. And I’m just telling you, if it

was Gabby who was in your shoes, and I’m not

proud to admit this, but I’d tell her to stay out of

it.

cutscene

[door opens]

Elise Mills: Those tomatoes are only good for another day or so.

Peter Mills: Elise, I’m done at the restaurant.

I mean I-I came in late at the beginning of a shift. That

ain’t gonna happen again. Mom has just gotta deal with

it.

Elise Mills: Then tell her.

Peter Mills: Well I’m going to.

But I-I need you to back me up, okay?

Elise Mills: [scoffs] I mean, you know what’s going on here, right?

Peter Mills: Of course! Why do you think I’ve been there on every

day off? You-you think I like slinging hash?

Hey.

Um, Lieutenant Severide, this is my sister, Elise.

Kelly Severide: Nice to meet you.

Elise Mills: You too.

Peter Mills: Mom has just got to realise that dad loved being a

firefighter. And I’m not gonna run from something I

want to do with my life just to make her feel better.

Elise Mills: Then reassure her.

Peter Mills: Well, how?

Elise Mills: I don’t know.

She’s scared. She doesn’t want to lose you too.

cutscene

Joe Cruz: Hey. How the t-shirts going?

Nicki Rutkowski: Pretty good. Couple hundred bucks so far. I’m

almost out of squad t-shirts though.

Otis Zvonecek: Whoa, what about truck shirts?

Nicki Rutkowski: Those are just kinda sitting there. I think it’s

because of the goat emblem. It’s not a big

seller.

Otis Zvonecek: [sighs]

Nicki Rutkowski: Why a goat?

Otis Zvonecek: T-T-That’s what I’m saying. The goats are freakin’

killing us, guys.

Mouch: I wouldn’t mind an explanation from Casey on the flat

screen of it all.

Christopher Herrmann: Drop it.

cutscene

[food sizzling]

Christopher Herrmann: I didn’t know your side job was the

restaurant business, Mills.

Peter Mills: For now. Phasing it out, though.

Christopher Herrmann: I think you’re the only food-related side

job we got in here. ‘Cause let’s see, we

got security guard, construction…

Peter Mills: What about you?

Christopher Herrmann: General entrepreneurship.

I was doing pretty good as a day trader,

you know, until all the trolls jumped

onboard. And…you know, capsized it for

guys like me.

You know, it’s…it’s funny that you bring it

up, Peter Mills, because I’m actually

circling an investment opportunity. It could

be massive, you know and I might…let you

guys get in on it.

Joe Cruz: Well, what is it?

Christopher Herrmann: Nah, you guys are gonna have to wait,

‘cause you know I...

Okay, fine.

Two words: Energy water.

[snorts & laughters]

Jose Vargas: Are you kidding me?

Nicki Rutkowski: Greg Duffy? I guess he was in a car accident the

other day that you guys responded to.

Matt Casey: Yeah, what about him?

Nicki Rutkowski: He’s outside.

Matt Casey: Sir.

Victim 1/father (Greg Duffy): Sorry to barge in on you like this, but

my wife made this for you guys. We

really appreciate what you did. And

we know damn well it could’ve been

worse if the car had tipped over, so…

thank you.

All: Sure.

Yeah.

Absolutely

No problem.

Sure.

[indistinctive murmurings]

Matt Casey: How’s your son?

Victim 1/father (Greg Duffy): Yeah, well…You know.

Mikey’s got a tough road ahead

of him. But…we’re gonna make it.

We’re gonna be alright.

The other reason I came here is…I

don’t know if there’s anything you

guys do in terms of what you saw,

or piece together based on what the

accident scene looked like, but the

police report came back saying I ran

a red light, causing the accident.

And, uh, that’s…that’s not what

happened. And I’m…I’m kind of at a

loss in terms of how to fight it.

cutscene

Matt Casey: Last paragraph.

Chief Boden: Visibly drunk. Smelled alcohol on his breath. Saw

open containers on the passenger seat.

Leaders lead from the front.

[dramatic music]

cutscene

Al Rutkowski: Ah, there he is, that prick.

Chief Boden: Oh, they will just let about anybody in this place.

Al Rutkowski: [chuckles] I got an urgent call from HQ saying you

guys didn’t know your asses from a tripped horse.

They wanted me to come down, show you how it’s

done.

Chief Boden: Well, come on, tell me about all that action you get

out there in the suburbs.

Al Rutkowski: Ah, don’t start now.

Chief Boden & Al Rutkowski: [chuckles]

Al Rutkowski: Hey, uh, so how’s Nicki doing for you there?

Chief Boden: Well, she’s great help. She works hard, no drama,

always got a positive attitude. She fits right in.

Everybody loves her.

Al Rutkowski: Ah, good, good.

Hey, I-I appreciate you doing this for me, buddy.

Chief Boden: Ain’t no thang.

Al Rutkowski: Is she around? I told her I’d pick her up.

cutscene

[kissing sounds & light moans]

Chief Boden: Our rig. It’s got a cylinder on it keeps on crackin’.

13 years old. Can’t get us a new one.

Al Rutkowski: Come out to Naperville. We get a new rig every three

years.

Chief Boden: In the burbs.

Al Rutkowski: [chuckles]

Nicki Rutkowski: [heavy breathing] Leave it on.

Kelly Severide: [heavy breathing]

[kissing sounds & light moaning]

Chief Boden: Any of y’all seen Nicki?

Capp: I haven’t Chief, sorry.

Chief Boden: I’ll check the kitchen. Be right back.

Al Rutkowski: All right, boss.

[door opens]

Nicki Rutkowski: [giggles] Hi, dad!

Al Rutkowski: Hey.

Nicki Rutkowski: You’re here early.

Al Rutkowski: Uh, zero traffic on the ike if you can believe it.

Nicki Rutkowski: Oh [giggles]

Al Rutkowski: [groans] Aw, you ready, kiddo?

Nicki Rutkowski: Yeah, yeah, eh, um…I’m just gonna go grab my

stuff.

Al Rutkowski: All right, sweetheart.

Nicki Rutkowski: Okay.

[door opens & slams shut]

cutscene

Leslie Shay: Hey.

Kelly Severide: Hey.

Leslie Shay: Need to talk to you.

Kelly Severide: That girl is in serious heat, and I’m not Ghandi.

Leslie Shay: What? No, about your arm.

Kelly Severide: Oh.

Leslie Shay: Here.

Kelly Severide: What’s this?

Leslie Shay: Friend of mine. I gave her a heads up.

Kelly Severide: Cool. Thanks.

Leslie Shay: Yeah, your appointment’s after shift.

You said you were gonna get your arm looked at.

Kelly Severide: I know. I am. I will. I’ll…I am.

Leslie Shay: Okay, so I basically feel like you’ve been lying to me

in order to get painkillers, and that’s not really the

quality I look for in a friend and a roommate.

Kelly Severide: [sighs] Part of me doesn’t want to know.

Leslie Shay: I get it. Of course, but the consultation’s off the books.

Just you and I will know and we’ll figure it out.

Kelly Severide: All right.

Leslie Shay: Okay.

cutscene

Jose Vargas: Hey, Casey.

Matt Casey: What’s up?

Jose Vargas: Just wanted to let you know that I reached my squad

certification.

Matt Casey: Okay.

Jose Vargas: And I put in for a transfer. So I just wanted you to

know beforehand.

[sighs]

Matt Casey: Vargas, congratulations man. Seriously. Severide will

be lucky to have you.

Jose Vargas: I appreciate that. Thank you.

Hank Voight: You Casey?

Matt Casey: Yeah.

Hank Voight: I’m Hank Voight.

Got time for a drink?

cutscene

Hank Voight: Lotta cops got dinosaur arms when it comes to

pulling their gun. Not me. You know, I’ve always

been aggressive. It’s the only way to get anything

done in my line of work.

[sighs] The reason I’m telling you this is…I put a lot

of time into my job. I mean, I cared a lot about

protecting the city and the people in it. Maybe too

much, ‘cause… I wasn’t at home a lot, and I took my

eye off my son. That’s on me. But I am telling you

right now I am gonna be up that kid’s ass until he

gets his head on straight. I’m gonna get him in a

program, the whole deal. You got my word on it.

Matt Casey: Good to hear.

Hank Voight: See, the thing is Justin…that’s my son…

[sighs] He’s got some priors. This thing that

happened the other night, if there was alcohol

involved, that’s a felony. He does time…real time.

You ever been to lockup? You been to Statesville?

You been to these places? You don’t want your kid

there, trust me.

Matt Casey: I’m sympathetic, but…that’s got nothing to do with me.

Hank Voight: Sure it does. You filed a report that said my son was

drunk that night.

Matt Casey: He was.

Hank Voight: Well I need you to retract it.

Let me tell you…I will owe you. Big time. I’m a good

guy to have a favour bank with.

Matt Casey: The kid in the other car, did you know he’s paralysed?

Hank Voight: Yeah, and it breaks my heart.

But there is no sense having two tragedies coming

from that night. And putting ten years on my son

would be a tragedy, ‘cause he’s a great guy.

Matt Casey: I’ve been to Statesville. You ever been to a spinal

injury centre?

Family watches their kid drag his feet while gripping

some parallel bars, clinging to the fantasy that he’ll

walk again one day. And the dad quits his job to help

the mom care for him, and take a second mortgage

out on their house to pay for it. And on top of that,

they have to live with the shame that the police and

fire department shoved a lie down their throat that

they caused the accident?

What you’re asking me to do…

Hank Voight: I’m not asking! [slams hands on table]

If you’re not the kind of man to do a cop a favour,

then I can take this to the next level real easy.

It was the end of your shift, you were tired, you got

your paperwork mixed up, you got your calls mixed

up. There’s a million excuses. Pick one. ‘Cause

believe me…You are gonna retract that statement.

‘Cause if you don’t, I swear to God…

Chief Boden: Casey.

Matt Casey: Chief.

Hank Voight: Hey Chief, uh, can you give us a minute? This is kind

of a private conversation.

Chief Boden: Nah, I’m good.

[chair scraping back]

Matt Casey: I’m not changing a word

cutscene

Dr. Kendra: Honestly, I don’t know how you’re walking around

right now let alone working. What happened?

Kelly Severide: Job related. I figured it was just a pinched nerve.

Dr. Kendra: It is. ‘Caused by a fracture in your c5 vertebra.

Right here.

Kelly Severide: Okay.

Dr. Kendra: You’re lucky that you can feel pain at all right now.

But there’s a surgery, which can take pressure off

the nerve…

Kelly Severide: How long would I be off work?

Dr. Kendra: Full rehab, six months to a year.

Kelly Severide: How ‘bout without the surgery?

Dr. Kendra: We’re dealing with motor nerve damage, so there’s

no definitive timetable. But you can expect

weakness of the hands, you can expect muscle

atrophy, and then if it deteriorates…fasciculation

– twitching of the hands, of the knees. After that,

you don’t want to know.

cutscene

[locker door shuts]

Gabby Dawson: My brother called. Asked if you were sure about

what you were doing. I told him, “you don’t know

Casey very well.”

[giggles]

[bag zipping]

Gabby Dawson: You holding up all right?

Matt Casey: Yeah, yeah. I’m good.

[sighs]

What would you have done?

Gabby Dawson: Pssh…

I…y-you know, I went back and forth on this

[sharp intake of breath] Especially with Antonio

in my ear, but…[sighs]

You want to know the honest answer?

Matt Casey: Yeah.

Gabby Dawson: If I held that information out of the report, I

thought about how I’d feel looking people I

respect in the eye. You know, and…I-I guess

specifically, I thought about how I’d feel looking

you in the eye. And that’s when I know I would’ve

done the right thing.

cutscene

Mouch: 300, 320, 340…344 dollars.

Christopher Herrmann: We found a 32-inch over in Roscoe

Village; the guy says it’s barely been

used.

Matt Casey: I got a better idea.

cutscene

[hammering]

Matt Casey: What’s that?

Otis Zvonecek: You asked for a level.

Matt Casey: That’s a t-square.

Just…

Otis Zvonecek: Oh…

Matt Casey: Go.

Otis Zvonecek: Okay.

cutscene

Kelly Severide: Hey.

Leslie Shay: Hey. So…how’d it go?

Kelly Severide: Good. Nice lady.

I’ve just gotta find a way to manage the pain.

Leslie Shay: Yeah, Kendra said you…you basically have a broken

neck.

Kelly Severide: Well if the two of you already talked, then why are

you asking me?

I get that surgery, there’s follow-up exams. There’s

paperwork involved. The department doesn’t like

how it looks, I go on long-term disability.

Leslie Shay: That’s 75% pay.

Kelly Severide: And then do what, Shay? I fish off Navy pier for the

next 20 years?

Leslie Shay: [sighs]

Kelly Severide: Working Squad is all I wanted. It’s all I have.

If I have to eat the pain, then I will.

[chopping]

[rapping on door]

[knife clanking]

Leslie Shay: Who’s that?

[door opening]

Al Rutkowski: Hey. Remember me?

Kelly Severide: [clears throat] I do.

Al Rutkowski: Nicki is engaged.

Besides, it, uh looks like you’re already having your

fun there.

This conversation need to continue?

Kelly Severide: No, sir, it doesn’t.

Al Rutkowski: Right.

[door shuts]

Kelly Severide: There you have it.

cutscene

Mouch: Bears game starts in an hour. Is there a decent spot

around here to watch it? Not too crowded, not too loud,

and we can get seats?

Peter Mills: Yeah. Yeah, I know a place

cutscene

Christopher Herrmann: Bring it down. We’re going inside some

place. Go easy guys.

Peter Mills: Mom, hey.

[indistinctive chatter]

Christopher Herrmann: This looks like a mom. This looks like a

mom, am I right?

Ingrid Mills: You’re right.

Welcome, welcome.

Christopher Herrmann: Aw, you got a sweet kid.

Peter Mills: Herrmann, mom.

Ingrid Mills: Herrmann, nice to meet you.

Mouch: Hello, mother.

Ingrid Mills: Hello.

Peter Mills: Mouch.

Mouch: Mouch.

Ingrid Mills: Mouch.

Mouch: Mouch.

Ingrid Mills: Nice to meet you.

Mouch: You’ll get used to it.

Ingrid Mills: Otis, nice to meet you.

Otis Zvonecek: Hi, mom. Brian. It’s Brian.

Ingrid Mills: Brian.

Otis Zvonecek: Yes.

Ingrid Mills: Jose, it’s a pleasure.

Welcome.

Jose Vargas: Thanks for having us.

Ingrid Mills: Welcome.

Peter Mills: Um, this is my boss, ma. This is Lieutenant Casey.

Ingrid Mills: Lieutenant Casey, it’s so great to have you guys here.

Matt Casey: Nice to meet you, ma’am.

Peter Mills: And hey, oh this is my sister Elise.

All: Hey, Elise! [cheering]

Elise Mills: Cheers.

Matt Casey: Really? Thank you.

Ingrid Mills: Can I talk to you a minute?

Matt Casey: Yeah.

Ingrid Mills: I don’t sleep at night when he’s on shift.

[indistinctive chatter]

Matt Casey: I’ll look after him. I promise.

Otis Zvonecek: Mouch, c’mon, turn on the TV, let’s go.

All right, cheers, cheers!

Ingrid Mills: Okay you guys, make yourselves at home.

Jose Vargas: All right!

Ingrid Mills: We’ll bring some food out.

Joe Cruz: And food!

[laughter & chattering]

Crowd: Oh, he knows, he knows.

Shall we?

Yes.

Let’s go.

Mouch: Just keeps getting better!

TV: Welcome to soldier field in Chicago…

Christopher Herrmann: I really want my honey bears back.

That’s what I want.

25 years.

- end -

Definitions:

Elliptical machine = Stationary exercise machine used to stair climb, walk, or run without causing excessive pressure to the joins, hence decreasing the risk of impact injuries.

L2 fracture = Fracture in the second vertebrae in the lumbar spine. The L2 vertebra makes up the spinal column, which supports the upper half of the human body.

K-12 = Fire/Rescue saw. It can be used for forcible entry, ventilation, USAR (Urban Search and Rescue – technical rescue operation that involves the location, extrication, and initial medical stabilisation of victims trapped in an urban area, namely structural collapse due to natural disasters, mines and collapsed trenches), RIC (Rapid Intervention Crew - team of two or more firefighters dedicated solely to the search and rescue of other firefighters in distress), and vehicle extrication.

V-fib = Ventricular fibrillation is an abnormal heart rhythm (rapid, erratic electrical impulses) in which the ventricles of the heart quiver instead of pumping normally. It is due to disorganised electrical activity. V-fib results in cardiac arrest with loss of consciousness and no pulse.

Pinched nerve = Occurs when too much pressure is applied to a nerve by surrounding tissues, such as bones, cartilage, muscles or tendons. This pressure disrupts the nerve’s function, causing pain, tingling, numbness or weakness.

C5 vertebra = The C5 is one of seven vertebrae of the cervical spine. It is a significant landmark when determining the likely consequences of trauma to the neck and spinal column. If the spinal cord injury is at or above the C5, the person may be unable to breathe. Even if death by asphyxiation is avoided by emergency measures, the person will likely be left as quadriplegic (paralysis of all four limbs). If the injury is below the C5, the likely outcome is that the person will be a paraplegic (paralysis of the legs and lower body).

Muscle atrophy = Is when muscles waste away. It’s usually caused by a lack of physical activity. When a disease of injury makes it difficult or impossible for you to move an arm or leg, the lack of mobility can result in muscle wasting.

Fasciculation = Or also known as muscle twitch, is a spontaneous, involuntary muscle contraction and relaxation, involving fine muscle fibres. They are common, with as much as 70% of people experiencing them. They can be benign, or associated with more serious conditions.

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blackffreader · 4 years ago

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Just started Watching Teen Wolf Comments on S01E03

No Spoilers

You take the girl of your dreams to make out in a bus? An abandoned school bus? Is this the best you got, Scott?

Scott, if you hurt Allison, I will come through the tv and kill you myself!

A dream! Thank god!

SCOTT MURDERED ALLISON! IM GONNA KILL HIM! Oh thank god, she’s fine!

Are you two having this werewolf conversation in the middle of class? Really?

Well, you’re not a murder at least Scott. Pretty much no one in Vampire Diaries can say that!

Derek is his best bet Stiles! You, your books, and movies are not enough!

Lydia, why are you trying to budge in Scott and Allison’s date? It is obvious that your boyfriend doesn’t like him

Stiles asking if he is attractive to gay men specifically is giving me bi vibes.

Scott’s mom is great! If she dies in this series, I will be very sad

‘Mr. Meyers, are you okay?’ Umm.. Scott that man is covered in bandages and is hooked up to multiple machines. Obviously, he is not okay!

DEREK STOP BEING SO GODDAMN CREEPY!

Derek, while I love you telling the truth, you bluntly telling a high school kid that he might kill people, bit not good

Derek wants something from Scott. Probably wrong, but I feel like it has something to do with his sister

So there is another Wolf besides Scott and Derek?

Is Lydia flirting with Allison’s dad?

Allison: beautiful and a badass. The perfect woman

Anyone else appreciate that Scott didn’t automatically become good at everything because he’s a werewolf. He still sucks at things like bowling. Nevermind, the thought of Allison makes him great at bowling!

In addition to being a beautiful badass, Allison is also a smooth beautiful badass!

Did Mr. Hunter just clean one side of Derek’s car and call it a day? If you’re gonna clean, do the whole car! Or just break his window. That’s cool too

I like Lydia more and more every moment

Why is Mr. Meyers sorry?

Derek wouldn’t kill Mr. Meyers. There is no evidence that he has hurt anyone also no reason for it!

I would love to be in Scott and Stiles’ friend group! I would back up all of Stiles’ sarcastic remarks while teasing him with Scott! I would sit behind them on the bench, going ‘oh, he threw ball. Oh, he caught ball. Best sport ever.’ And when asked why I was there if I hate it so much, I would shrug and say ‘you guys are here’

Derek. How dare you be creepy and sexy at the same time!

Another Wolf in town, not new information. Alpha/Beta/Omega exist though probably not like I’m used to. Scott was bite by the other Wolf. Other Wolf is an Alpha making him better than both Scott and Derek in every way. Got it!

#teenwolf #derekhale #stiles #season1episode3 #reaction #tvshow

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parsleybabe · 6 years ago

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Home Made Simple S01E03 - Chicken Party

We’re starting off with the exact same team as on episode 2: Host Lady, Chef Guy, Deco Guy and Wood guy. The episode centers around Caprisha, who just bought a house and is turning forty and wants to invite her friends to the party at her new place. Her bff is also there to help. Basically, they’re going to focus on the woman’s garden and turn it into a party location. I’m really bad with names, but I’ll keep referring to Caprisha by her name, because they say that name soooooo often in this episode and make songs and puns about it that I actually managed to remember.

My personal highlights:

We’re starting out with Deco Guy introducing a yellow color theme and Chef Guy deciding to make the party lemon themed, as there is a lemon tree in the backyard. I’m genuinely worried that Host Lady is going to lose her shit over the yellowness again, based on what we’ve seen from her previously, but she remains surprisingly calm.

Wood Guy suggests they could build a pergola and explains to the audience what that is with pictures and descriptions. I don’t know, maybe they just aren’t as common in the US? But for a brief moment I’m worried they might start explaining other basic building structures like garages or front doors or whatnot as well. Fortunately they don’t. But they do explain the pergola twice in the episode, because Caprisha and her bff also don’t know what it is, and the renovators have to fill them in as well. Anyway. Everybody is totally into the idea of building such a thing, except for Host Lady. Because, “A pergola is an enormous project.” No, no no no. No! “That’s too much!” So they say they’re scratching the idea, although it looks super fake.

I don’t really get what the big deal is, in the first place, because pergolas are very easy to build and it won’t take up a lot of time either, you just need to screw some wood pieces together and anchor them in the ground, for example by using iron bars. Definitely not more of a hassle than the storage benches from episode 2, but what do I know?

Chef Guy is extraordinarily camp in this episode, which, don’t get me wrong, is totally fine. It just takes me by surprise because I had to actually check if he’s the same Chef Guy as in the previous episodes, that’s how differently his personality comes across. Maybe it’s just the girl party theme of the episode that he’s feeling, though.

Anyway, they’re emptying lemons to use them as party food containers for granita later. Ooooh, I spot a Dawn Power Clean cameo while Caprisha is rinsing out the lemons. It’s like spotting the Stan Lee of home renovation. It’s a bit funny tbh, because Caprisha’s at the sink but her hands and the lemons are out of frame, instead you get the soap dead center and placed strategically right under her arm, so you can read the brand name without obstructions. I don’t even care anymore, I’m just glad they didn’t use the soap to rinse out the lemons.

Next, they’re standing in the dog run of Caprisha’s garden and it’s surrounded by high, smooth grey walls with barbwire on top. To be honest, it looks like a mix of a prison and a chicken coop. If I were doing anything to that backyard, I’d take the barbed wire down and paint the walls a different color. Instead, they’re talking about building a lounge inside it. Alright, you could do that too, I guess.

Deco Guy and the bff are now working on party invitations. The plan is to put the invitation inside a music CD, then put that in a fancy orange gift box, wrap it as a present and hand it out as an invitation. It’s actually a neat little gimmick, but quite expensive and time consuming just for an invitation, if you ask me, depending on how many friends you have. You could say, it’d be easier to build a pergola, but maybe that’s just me.

So, Deco Guy shows a simple invitation that he printed out from the show’s homepage, and… yeah, simple indeed. It’s literally a square with the most basic party info written inside. Like, in the most basic font, Arial or something, just black print on yellow paper. You could type that up in word quicker than searching for it on their website, but okay… Then he shows her how to cut out the paper, how to put it into the CD case and that into the box and how to wrap a ribbon around the box and make “a nice little bow”. All very important steps that you don’t wanna miss, or you’re not gonna be able to do this on your own. Hmm, he states that the invitation costs “literally pennies” and I am left to wonder how they managed to get the ten to twenty gift boxes and CDs for free.

Okay, now Wood Guy and the bff stand inside the “prison” part of the garden and are gonna build the lounge seating area. Cool, cool, cool. They got a lot of same sized wooden bars and are screwing them together to form squares. They stand the squares up and place them side by side in a row to later put a large sheet of wood on top to form a bench. Easy, simple concept. I actually do like it, but I can already tell that that base is going to be too high to sit on the lounge comfortably. Your feet won’t be able to reach the floor. Should have made rectangles to keep the benches lower, but maybe that was too complicated? They’re using an electric screw driver to put in the screws and you can totally see the wood break all the way through to the end of the bar, both when the bff and Wood Guy are doing it. It’s neither addressed nor fixed though. I guess the whole thing isn’t meant to last anyway, because they also don’t put any varnish on the construction, even though it’s meant for outside, so.

Meanwhile, Chef Guy shows Caprisha how to make some mousse for the party, and it’s an alright recipe too. It just cracks me up a little how Caprisha tries some and expresses, “It’s nice and light!” And Chef Guy totally jumps on the “light” aspect, even though the mousse is made of basically sugar, cornstarch and whipped cream.

We’re back in the garden and the benches are coming together. The seats are now at the hight of Wood Guy’s upper thigh without any cushions or padding yet. But I assume you could work around that. As I mentioned, it looks like a chicken scoop, so why not add some chicken ladders going up to the roost, right? They briefly show that they’re going to use more wood to make a backrest at an angle, and then we see the finished result, but we don’t get to see how they work around sharp edges or cracks. They also don’t mention that you should probably sand the wood so you won’t get any splinters. But I’m not an expert, so don’t listen to my layman’s opinion.

As a filling for the empty lemon cups, Chef Guy and Caprisha are preparing some the granita, which is basically frozen lemonade with sugar. I’m sensing a theme and it’s not the lemons. I wonder if there’s gonna be any non-sweet food at the party at all. Doesn’t look like it though. But it doesn’t matter, Chef Guy and Caprishado a little sexy victory dance in the kitchen, because freezing lemonade is hard and they deserve that. And then he gives her “the gift of cleaning”, which translates to filling up the dishwasher in front of a smartly placed bag of Cascade dishwater tabs, then gently taking a tab out and placing it into the slot before turning the machine on. Cameo #2. The gift that keeps on giving.

Back in the garden, Wood Guy and Deco guy are having a talk while sitting on the half-finished lounge and letting their feet dangle. I don’t wanna say that they look small on the too high bench, let’s say… youthful. But the truth is, they’re having a really deep conversation and heart to heart, because Wood Guy opens up about his love for pergolas and confesses that he can’t let go of the idea. Deco Guy is super supportive and they decide to tackle the obstacles. Have some respect for these men, for real though. Wood Guy admits, “I’ve never seen it done before.” And Deco Guy understands the pressure, “We’re going where no man has ever gone before.” And then they talk briefly about having to draw up the steps to build it because “it’s really simple.”

Now they gotta convince Host Lady. Instead of anchoring the wooden build in the ground they want to use deck pair footing inside plastic flower pots as floor weights. My idea would have been simpler, safer, cheaper and longer lasting, but I guess you could do that too. I still don’t know why they need the flower pots at all, but, on the plus side, Wood Guy drew little stick figures on his sketches so that Host Lady can understand what he’s talking about, and who cares about the flower pots anyway. She has to let them do it now, right? She does and Wood Guy gets “a gold star today.”

He actually deserves one, btw, because – for the first time ever on this show – we do actually see footage of him and the girls building the whole thing including all the steps he talked about before.

We’re back with Deco Guy, Caprisha and her bff inside the house. He’s teaching them how to sew straight lines to make a pillow. And that’s as complicated as it gets. He also shows them how to fix the fabric with pins and does it wrong (puts them in line with the sewing direction, which will get them stuck in either the sewing machine or your fingers, instead of pinning them sideways to the direction, so you can easily pull them out as you’re sewing). Fortunately, the two ladies don’t know how to sew and won’t even notice. And since they’re now “master sewers”, they get to sew a whole bunch of pillow cases overnight. Right before the party. Because why would the birthday girl need any sleep, am I right?

So, it’s the next day, and the pillows are done. Deco Guy is excited but criticizes the “fresh, out-of-the-fabric-store smell.“ Now, I don’t know where he bought the fabric, but all the fabric stores that I’ve ever been to smelled lovely. And new fabric usually doesn’t have any smell at all. Maybe that’s different where they are though, I assume. But, fear not, Deco Guy is a true hero because he brought some Febreze Fabric Refresher which will both freshen up the pillows and add to the ever growing family of product placements on this show. And, man, does it smell good. They all agree on that and we’re getting lots of footage of them spraying the pillows very elegantly with their new super weapon.

We’re now back in the kitchen with Chef Guy and Caprisha and he’s gonna show her how to make whipped cream out of cream and syrup, because clearly the other food they got doesn’t have enough sugar. They put it onto the previously made mousse and it looks like… chicken poop. Which started out as a joke on my end, but genuinely must be the unspoken theme of their party. I didn’t even plan this when I began writing this review. I genuinely edited the title just now.

Back out in the yard, Host Lady and Wood Guy are talking about building a fire pit in the center, and that sounds like a really cool idea, I have to admit. This is something that’s gonna last and will come in handy later whenever you wanna have a garden party. It’s great. However, instead of building a fire pit, they just drop sand and big pieces of gravel onto the floor and put an empty grill bowl on it, like a random makeshift beach bonfire. This is the most disappointed I have been so far on this show.

Host Lady then steps inside and suggests that she and Caprisha will decorate the inside of the house with lemons in case any guests come in and need to use the bathroom. The instructions are, “Make sure to have enough toilet paper, light some candles and hang out fresh hand towels.” I have no idea where the lemons actually come into play and they don’t show it either, we just see them step into another room and that’s it.

The final results of the “renovation” are now prepared and shown. Suddenly there are several big pink, yellow and orange tables and étageres standing around which serve as displays for the food. They are the biggest eye catcher in the whole garden. But all we got to see about how those came into play was in a brief overall work process montage (where amongst many other things Deco Guy was shown for about half a second, painting them). No idea if they built them themselves or bought them. It’s never addressed and they’re just there.

Host Lady goes to get the girls and loses her shit “bright yellow” style when she sees them. The pitch of her voice is higher than ever and she throws her hands up and screams, “You look gooooood , guuuurrrrlll!!!” and then puts her hands to her hips and screeches, “Woooooooooooooow!!!” , except it sounds more like a police siren. I mean, it’s a nice compliment. A bit super over the top and super loud, but… nice, I guess. Maybe they couldn’t take the barbed wire down because it belongs to the neighbors who put it up in fear of the weird Host Lady.

Anyway, back to the final look of the garden. The lounge benches are now painted, no idea when that happened, and they now have padding and cushions and pillows and are even higher than before. Sadly, no chicken ladders though. But Caprisha and her bff won’t have to use the bench anyway, because they get a couple of swinging chairs as a gift for under the pergola (which they need to remove for the party, but can keep afterwards). Yaaaaay!

#home made simple #no gender bias worth mentioning in this episode #wow

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our-flag-means-death-ao3feed · 2 years ago

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A Gentleman (Not) For Sale

by PannaNat

“I’m not a prostitute, mate!” Stede clenched his fists and was ready to angrily wander off.

“Man, that’s a relief!” The strange pirate smiled broadly and clasped both of his arms with big, warm, tattooed hands, ruining his plan of retreat. “Not like something’s wrong with sex work, I met very nice chaps and chappesess who do that it’s just… Can I tell you a secret?”

The last sentence was stage-whispered right in Stede’s still red face, big piercing dark eyes intently looking into his. He could almost taste the cheap rum the pirate was definitely drinking a mere moment ago, they were so close. Feeling a bit dazed and utterly confused, Stede just nodded.

____ What if the e03 “man for sale” scene happened after the talk with Izzy at Spanish Jackie and also Ed was hanging around the Republic of Pirates, being just a tad bit devastated about this Gentleman Pirate rejecting his nice invitation, and also he was the guy who thought Stede was selling himself? And he hadn’t seen Stede before so he didn’t know he was him? A bit complicated, but you’ll get it.

Words: 4460, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs (briefly)

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Stede walking around the Pirate Republic looking like a goddamn snack, rated T just for swearing and Ed's horniness, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Drinking & Talking, yes beta we live like Lucius

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/41463084

#Our flag means death #ofmd

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upthelagan · 9 months ago

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Dougray Scott as Jack Walker. The Wrong Mans, Dead Mans.

#the wrong mans #the wrong mans S01E03 #dead mans #mathew baynton #sam pinkett #dougray scott #jack walker #tv #actors #utl seen in 2024

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pendragonsandbuckleys · 3 years ago

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Dark waters caving in

Summary: Merlin rubbed his forehead as he tried to focus on the words on the page instead of his steadily worsening headache. He was no help to Gaius while he felt like this so the sooner he cured himself, the sooner he could save everyone else.

Set in s01e03. Merlin gets sick after drinking the infected water.

Word Count: 1,677

[Also on AO3]

It started out with a cough. Though to be completely honest, Gaius wasn’t sure if the coughing was actually due to the overwhelming smell of his latest potion concoction that had been brewing at his desk for hours. It was a chest-tightening, tickly kind of cough that likes to sit in the back of your throat, threatening to suffocate you completely. Then came the headache and the chills running through his entire body and the bone-deep tiredness that would never normally be felt after a fairly restful night’s sleep.

Ever since he and Merlin had discovered the source of the disease, they had been hoping that the water wasn’t an immediate death sentence for everyone who drank from it. The town’s water supply was used by hundreds of people every day and considering the entire townsfolk hadn’t been killed yet, it surely wasn’t affecting every person who drank from it.

But now, hours later, they were no closer to finding out why the water was causing this disease - let alone any kind of cure - and Merlin looked terrible. All he’d had was a few mouthfuls from the pump whilst he and Gaius had visited the lower town and it seems that was all it took.

Gaius could barely contain the frustration he felt as he watched Merlin from across the room. It was the physician’s very nature to help those who needed it and here he was being forced to watch Merlin suffer through this with no way to remedy the sickness. Merlin’s complexion was concerning. Not yet the ghostly white of the deceased victims they had seen to, but his paler than normal skin was shining with sweat and the grey-blue of his veins was beginning to creep to the surface.

Merlin had been sitting on the concrete steps with the magic spell book for a while now, trying to find anything that would help. The sunlight streaming through the window was accentuating his pallor and the thin blanket wrapped tightly around his shoulders was doing little to combat the cold he felt within. Gaius had suggested that he try to rest in bed for an hour or two, but predictable as ever, Merlin had refused to leave Gaius in the lurch to figure it all out on his own.

“Ge hailige.” Merlin muttered under his breath before tutting to himself and turning the page. He had attempted that one several times now and it clearly wasn’t working. There were hundreds of healing spells he could try, all notoriously difficult to master, but there was no proof that any of them would be effective against this mysterious illness.

Merlin rubbed his forehead as he tried to focus on the words on the page instead of his steadily worsening headache. He was no help to Gaius while he felt like this so the sooner he cured himself, the sooner he could save everyone else.

Taking a deep breath, he focused on the magic he could feel thrumming under his skin and slowly read the incantation. “Ic þe þurhhæle þin licsare.”

He barely got the full spell out before he felt it drain all that was left of his energy and Gaius watched as the gold of Merlin’s irises barely flickered before his eyelids were fluttering and he was tilting to one side. Gaius wasn’t exactly a man known for his speed but he barely took a second to rush over to Merlin just in time to stop him from falling off the step completely. Merlin’s head lolled against his chest for a moment before righting itself.

“Woah.” He mumbled softly between shallow breaths, his half-lidded eyes glancing down to where Gaius was still holding him upright. He knew he felt terrible, but maybe he was more sick than he thought. He couldn’t give up now though, if it was spreading this fast within him, he wouldn’t be able to do this for much longer. “I’m okay.”

“No, you’re not.” Gaius gave him a stern look, eyebrow raised in disbelief. It was a wonder the boy had lasted this long if this is what his survival instincts looked like. He longed for something he could do to aid him. “You’re in no state to be doing this much magic. I wish I could help but I’ve never been very good at healing spells.”

“Me neither.” Merlin smirked up at him, still leaning heavily against Gaius’ arm. He swallowed a few times against the dryness of his throat before pushing himself upright. The blanket had fallen off one shoulder and Gaius wordlessly wrapped it around him once more, watching him warily for any further signs of deterioration.

“I think I’ve only managed to heal myself three or four times growing up.” Merlin continued, delicately running his forefinger across the words of the spell written on the page. “Small wounds are fine, but actual sickness was practically impossible to heal. It used to annoy me so much when it wouldn’t work. My mother would always scold me for trying, she thought I’d just make myself worse. But every time, when it was clear that I wasn’t giving up, she would sit down with me and tell me to just take a breath and try again.”

“Did that work?” Gaius asked gently, not missing the way Merlin’s hands had gained a slight tremor.

Merlin chuckled lightly at the question and rubbed at his forehead once again. “No. I never exactly had the patience for taking it slowly. I thought maybe it didn’t work because I wasn’t using any actual spells, but clearly that wasn’t the problem at all.”

He gestured to the book with a huff before closing it forcefully and placing it beside him on the step. Evidently healing himself was no longer an option, so maybe he should return his focus to eradicating the disease from the water. He hadn’t come across anything in the spell book that could help them, but then again he didn’t fully know what he was supposed to be looking for.

There was someone who would probably have the answers he needed, but he was still debating whether it was worth visiting the dragon or not. Getting a straight answer from him would be a miracle and Merlin really didn’t have time for the riddles right now.

Without thinking, he stood up suddenly, gasping as his knees buckled and his vision went black for a second. If Gaius hadn’t have been there to support him he definitely would have fallen down. He could feel the coldness inside practically wrapping itself around his magic and as he looked down it was hard to miss the veins on his hands growing darker. He was running out of time.

As soon his legs felt steady enough to carry him he patted Gaius’ hand as a signal that the man could let go. Maybe he didn’t have a choice. Every other victim had died within twenty-four hours and he could feel in his heart that he wasn’t going to last much longer. If the great dragon could provide the help they so desperately needed, he was just going to have to suffer the long-winded, cryptic clues.

“I need to go out. I think I know something that could help us.” Merlin tried not to cough as he spoke confidently, walking towards the door. If he didn’t make eye contact with Gaius then he could just pretend that the inevitable scowl wasn’t being directed towards him.

Gaius took a moment to process the stupidity of his words before he came rushing up behind him. Merlin could barely stand up a moment ago, there was no way he was letting him go anywhere Gaius’ couldn’t keep an eye on him.

“Not a chance.” The physician remarked as he blocked Merlin’s exit. “You are in no fit state to be wandering around the castle not to mention the sight of you will undoubtedly raise a few suspicions. Whatever it is you need, I’ll go and get it.”

Merlin could see the concern shining bright in Gaius’ eyes and he felt a wave of gratitude wash over him. Despite the trouble he often caused, Gaius truly cared for him, more than anyone else ever had besides his mother, and it was heartwarming to know that he had that support. But under all that gratefulness there was a slight pang of guilt at the worry he had caused. Gaius wasn’t wrong. The longer Merlin was on his feet, the more he felt like he was going to pass out at any minute, but he needed to do this and he needed to do it alone. With a little difficulty, he swapped his blanket for one of the cloaks draped near the door. “I’ll be okay, just keep looking for some way to decontaminate the water. I won’t be long.”

Gaius let out an exasperated sigh as Merlin lifted the hood to shadow his face. If he had learnt anything since Merlin’s arrival it was that once his mind was set on something, there was no stopping the boy. He was more than aware of how strong-willed Merlin was and if he said he needed to do this, then Gaius was just going to have to trust him. As much as every fibre of his being was telling him not to.

It was bad enough that Merlin had become gravely ill under his watch, if something were to happen because Gaius had let him leave he would never forgive himself. But still, he moved out of the way and watched as Merlin closed the door behind him. A powerful sorcerer with such a great destiny didn’t need Gaius watching his every move, protecting every step of his journey. He was going to be fine.

In the meantime Merlin was right about one thing, he could either spend his time worrying or he could be productive and continue looking for a cure. And if he kept glancing at the door every few minutes, hoping for Merlin’s safe return, well, no-one needed to know.

#bbc merlin #merlin fic #my fic

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adultswim2021 · 2 years ago

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Saul of the Mole Men #3: “The Finger of Fate or the Fateful Finger” | February 26, 2007 - 12:00AM | S01E03

Strata receives Saul’s radio transmission but misunderstands it, thinking that the center of the earth is flooded with water. Saul gets tossed from the explosion from last episode, and Mole Village is destroyed. Saul winds up in the vicinity of some sentient rocks, who tells Saul that he must lead the Mole Men into a new way of life of not burrowing into the rock landscape, which is causing them pain. Saul also tells of his theory that all rocks are descendants of a primordial mother rock.

Meanwhile, the conniving Bertram and the noble Gregory Peck-esque Clancy are having a power struggle. They are the sons of the king whose dying, and with his final dying breath the king attempts to select his successor with his royal pointing arm, but it falls off and he dies. So the Mole Men must have an election. This is the best bit of the episode; the various political ads and whatnot. You kinda can’t go wrong with a political ad gag. Is this also paid for by the Votes Initiative Prop 216?

At the end, they select Johnny Tambourine to be the new king, proving once and for all that all democracy is just a trumped-UP trickle-down popularity contest. Saul is thrown into Mole Man jail and threatened with sexual assault.

MAIL BAG

You'll be happy to know (or maybe sad, who knows with a weirdo like you) that the voice of Robot was Uncle Frank on the Jimmy Kimmel show and has been passed away for over a decade, so no more hate speech coming from this fouler mouth bender.

Yes, I remember this idea and forgot to say it. Damn. Rest in Peace Unka Frank

The guy who played Saul on Saul of the Molemen had a good friendship with Norm MacDonald. Isn't that nice?

That’s very nice! I love friendship between fellow constitutes. Is that the right word

Joel Hodgson is a pretty funny dude. I wonder what he saw in Jonah Ray. It's not like Jonah is a fellow Christian.

Joel’s Christianity has gotten him where he is today. We gotta respect it.

Johnny Tambourine is too much like Johnny Blue Jeans which is not a character I would like to be compared to.

Johnny Bluejeans < Man About Town. Sorry!

The moon is played by none other than Paul Reubens, who played Pee Wee on that other Adult Swim show, Pee Wee's Playhouse and the host for one season of the game show: You Don't Know Jack.

I forgot to mention Paul Reubens. God dang it. Damn it.

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #saul of the mole men

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timelesstimesgoneby · 1 year ago

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The Brass Bottle 1964 I Dream Of Jeannie 1965–1970) I Dream Of Jeannie… Fifteen Years Later (1985)

EPISODE

Season 1

disc 1

S01E01 Matt Gets It 1950

S01E02 Hot Spell 1950

S01E03 Word of Honor 1950

S01E04 Home Surgery 1950

S01E05 Obie Tater 1950

S01E06 Night Incident 1950

disc 2

S01E07 Smoking Out the Nolans 1950

S01E08 Kite's Reward 1950

S01E09 The Hunter 1950

S01E10 The Queue 1950

S01E11 General Parsley Smith 1950

S01E12 Magnus 1950

disc 3

S01E13 Reed Survives 1950

S01E14 Professor Lute Bone 1950

S01E15 No Handcuffs 1950

S01E16 Reward for Matt 1950

S01E17 Robin Hood 1950

S01E18 Yorky 1950

disc 4

S01E19 20-20 1950

S01E20 Reunion '78 1950

S01E21 Helping Hand 1950

S01E22 Tap Day for Kitty 1950

S01E23 Indian Scout 1950

S01E24 The Pest Hole 1950

S01E25 The Big Broad 1950

disc 5

S01E26 Hack Prine 1950

S01E27 Cooter 1950

S01E28 The Killer 1950

S01E29 Doc's Revenge 1950

S01E30 The Preacher 1950

S01E31 How to Die for Nothing 1950

S01E32 Dutch George 1950

disc 6

S01E33 Prairie Happy 1950

S01E34 Chester's Mail Order Bride 1950

S01E35 The Guitar 1950

S01E36 Cara 1950

S01E37 Mr. and Mrs. Amber 1950

S01E38 Unmarked Grave 1950

S01E39 Alarm at Pleasant Valley 1950

Season 2

disc 1

S02E01 Cow Doctor 1950

S02E02 Brush at Elkader 1950

S02E03 Custer 1950

S02E04 The Round Up 1950

S02E05 Young Man with a Gun 1950

S02E06 Indian White 1950

S02E07 How to Cure a Friend 1950

disc 2

S02E08 Legal Revenge 1950

S02E09 The Mistake 1950

S02E10 Greater Love 1950

S02E11 No Indians 1950

S02E12 Spring Term 1950

S02E13 Poor Pearl 1950

S02E14 Cholera 1950

disc 3

S02E15 Pucket's New Year 1950

S02E16 The Cover Up 1950

S02E17 Sins of the Father 1950

S02E18 Kick Me 1950

S02E19 Executioner 1950

S02E20 Gone Straight 1950

disc 1

S02E21 Bloody Hands 1950

S02E22 Skid Row 1950

S02E23 Sweet and Sour 1950

S02E24 Cain 1950

S02E25 Bureaucrat 1950

S02E26 Last Fling 1950

disc 2

S02E27 Chester's Murder 1950

S02E28 The Photographer 1950

S02E29 Wrong Man 1950

S02E30 Big Girl Lost 1950

S02E31 What the Whiskey Drummer Heard 1950

S02E32 Cheap Labor 1950

S02E33 Moon 1950

disc 3

S02E34 Who Lives by the Sword 1950

S02E35 Uncle Oliver 1950

S02E36 Daddy-O 1950

S02E37 The Man Who Would Be Marshal 1950

S02E38 Liar from Blackhawk 1950

S02E39 Jealousy 1950

Season 3

disc 1

S03E01 Crack-Up 1950

S03E02 Gun for Chester 1950

S03E03 Blood Money 1950

S03E04 Kitty's Outlaw 1950

S03E05 Potato Road 1950

S03E06 Jesse 1950

S03E07 Mavis McCloud 1950

disc 2

S03E08 Born to Hang 1950

S03E09 Romeo 1950

S03E10 Never Pester Chester 1950

S03E11 Fingered 1950

S03E12 How to Kill a Woman 1950

S03E13 Cows and Cribs 1950

disc 3

S03E14 Doc's Reward 1950

S03E15 Kitty Lost 1950

S03E16 Twelfth Night 1950

S03E17 Joe Phy 1950

S03E18 Buffalo Man 1950

S03E19 Kitty Caught 1950

disc 1

S03E20 Claustrophobia 1950

S03E21 Ma Tennis 1950

S03E22 Sunday Supplement 1950

S03E23 Wild West 1950

S03E24 The Cabin 1950

S03E25 Dirt 1950

S03E26 Dooley Surrenders 1950

disc 2

S03E27 Joke's on Us 1950

S03E28 Bottleman 1950

S03E29 Laughing Gas 1950

S03E30 Texas Cowboys 1950

S03E31 Amy's Good Deed 1950

S03E32 Hanging Man 1950

S03E33 Innocent Broad 1950

disc 3

S03E34 The Big Con 1950

S03E35 Widow's Mite 1950

S03E36 Chester's Hanging 1950

S03E37 Carmen 1950

S03E38 Overland Express 1950

S03E39 The Gentleman 1950

Season 4

disc 1

S04E01 Matt for Murder 1950

S04E02 The Patsy 1950

S04E03 Gunsmuggler 1950

S04E04 Monopoly 1950

S04E05 Letter of the Law 1950

S04E06 Thoroughbreds 1950

S04E07 Stage Hold-Up 1950

disc 2

S04E08 Lost Rifle 1950

S04E09 Land Deal 1950

S04E10 Lynching Man 1950

S04E11 How to Kill a Friend 1950

S04E12 Grass 1950

S04E13 The Cast 1950

disc 3

S04E14 Robber Bridegroom 1950

S04E15 Snakebite 1950

S04E16 Gypsum Hills Feud 1950

S04E17 Young Love 1950

S04E18 Marshal Proudfoot 1950

S04E19 Passive Resistance 1950

disc 1

S04E20 Love of a Good Woman 1950

S04E21 Jayhawkers 1950

S04E22 Kitty's Rebellion 1950

S04E23 Sky 1950

S04E24 Doc Quits 1950

S04E25 The Bear 1950

S04E26 The Coward 1950

disc 2

S04E27 The F.U. 1950

S04E28 Wind 1950

S04E29 Fawn 1950

S04E30 Renegade White 1950

S04E31 Murder Warrant 1950

S04E32 Change of Heart 1950

S04E33 Buffalo Hunter 1950

disc 3

S04E34 The Choice 1950

S04E35 There Never Was a Horse 1950

S04E36 Print Asper 1950

S04E37 The Constable 1950

S04E38 Blue Horse 1950

S04E39 Cheyennes 1950

Season 5

disc 1

S05E01 Target 1950

S05E02 Kitty's Injury 1950

S05E03 Horse Deal 1950

S05E04 Johnny Red 1950

S05E05 Tail to the Wind 1950

S05E06 Annie Oakley 1950

S05E07 Kangaroo 1950

disc 2

S05E08 Saludos 1950

S05E09 Brother Whelp 1950

S05E10 The Boots 1950

S05E11 Odd Man Out 1950

S05E12 Miguel's Daughter 1950

S05E13 Box o' Rocks 1950

S05E14 False Witness 1950

disc 3

S05E15 Tag, You're It 1950

S05E16 Thick 'n' Thin 1950

S05E17 Groat's Grudge 1960

S05E18 Big Tom 1960

S05E19 Till Death Do Us 1960

S05E20 The Tragedian 1960

disc 1

S05E21 Hinka Do 1960

S05E22 Doc Judge 1960

S05E23 Moo Moo Raid 1960

S05E24 Kitty's Killing 1960

S05E25 Jailbait Janet 1960

S05E26 Unwanted Deputy 1960

S05E27 Where'd They Go 1960

disc 2

S05E28 Crowbait Bob 1960

S05E29 Colleen So Green 1960

S05E30 The Ex-Urbanites 1960

S05E31 I Thee Wed 1960

S05E32 The Lady Killer 1960

S05E33 Gentleman's Disagreement 1960

disc 3

S05E34 Speak Me Fair 1960

S05E35 Belle's Back 1960

S05E36 The Bobsy Twins 1960

S05E37 Old Flame 1960

S05E38 The Deserter 1960

S05E39 Cherry Red 1960

Season 6

disc 1

S06E01 Friend's Pay-Off 1960

S06E02 The Blacksmith 1960

S06E03 Small Water 1960

S06E04 Say Uncle 1960

S06E05 Shooting Stopover 1960

S06E06 The Peace Officer 1960

S06E07 Don Matteo 1960

disc 2

S06E08 The Worm 1960

S06E09 The Badge 1960

S06E10 Distant Drummer 1960

S06E11 Ben Tolliver's Stud 1960

S06E12 No Chip 1960

S06E13 The Wake 1960

S06E14 The Cook 1960

S06E15 Old Fool 1960

S06E16 Brother Love 1960

S06E17 Bad Sheriff 1960

S06E18 Unloaded Gun 1960

S06E19 Tall Trapper 1960

disc 1

S06E20 Love Thy Neighbor 1960

S06E21 Bad Seed 1960

S06E22 Kitty Shot 1960

S06E23 About Chester 1960

S06E24 Harriet 1960

S06E25 Potshot 1960

S06E26 Old Faces 1960

disc 2

S06E27 Big Man 1960

S06E28 Little Girl 1960

S06E29 Stolen Horses 1960

S06E30 Minnie 1960

S06E31 Bless Me Till I Die 1960

S06E32 Long Hours, Short Pay 1960

disc 3

S06E33 Hard Virtue 1960

S06E34 The Imposter 1960

S06E35 Chester's Dilemma 1960

S06E36 The Love of Money 1960

S06E37 Melinda Miles 1960

S06E38 Colorado Sheriff 1960

Season 7

disc 1

S07E01 Perce 1960

S07E02 Old Yellow Boots 1960

S07E03 Miss Kitty 1960

S07E04 Harper's Blood 1960

disc 2

S07E05 All That 1960

S07E06 Long, Long Trail 1960

S07E07 The Squaw 1960

S07E08 Chesterland 1960

disc 3

S07E09 Milly 1960

S07E10 Indian Ford 1960

S07E11 Apprentice Doc 1960

disc 4

S07E12 Nina's Revenge 1960

S07E13 Marry Me 1960

S07E14 A Man a Day 1960

disc 5

S07E15 The Do-Badder 1960

S07E16 Lacey 1960

S07E17 Cody's Code 1960

disc 1

S07E18 Old Dan 1960

S07E19 Catawomper 1960

S07E20 Half Straight 1960

S07E21 He Learned About Women 1960

disc 2

S07E22 The Gallows 1960

S07E23 Reprisal 1960

S07E24 Coventry 1960

S07E25 The Widow 1960

disc 3

S07E26 Durham Bull 1960

S07E27 Wagon Girls 1960

S07E28 The Dealer 1960

disc 4

S07E29 The Summons 1960

S07E30 The Dreamers 1960

S07E31 Cale 1960

disc 5

S07E32 Chester's Indian 1960

S07E33 The Prisoner 1960

S07E34 The Boys 1960

Season 8

disc 1

S08E01 The Search 1960

S08E02 Call Me Dodie 1960

S08E03 Quint Asper Comes Home 1960

S08E04 Root Down 1960

disc 2

S08E05 Jenny 1960

S08E06 Collie's Free 1960

S08E07 The Ditch 1960

S08E08 The Trappers 1960

disc 3

S08E09 Phoebe Strunk 1960

S08E10 The Hunger 1960

S08E11 Abe Blocker 1960

S08E12 The Way It Is 1960

disc 4

S08E13 Us Haggens 1960

S08E14 Uncle Sunday 1960

S08E15 False Front 1960

S08E16 Old Comrade 1960

disc 5

S08E17 Louie Pheeters 1960

S08E18 The Renegades 1960

S08E19 Cotter's Girl 1960

disc 1

S08E20 The Bad One 1960

S08E21 The Cousin 1960

S08E22 Shona 1960

S08E23 Ash 1960

disc 2

S08E24 Blind Man's Bluff 1960

S08E25 Quint's Indian 1960

S08E26 Anybody Can Kill a Marshal 1960

S08E27 Two of a Kind 1960

disc 3

S08E28 I Call Him Wonder 1960

S08E29 With a Smile 1960

S08E30 The Far Places 1960

S08E31 Panacea Sykes 1960

disc 4

S08E32 Tell Chester 1960

S08E33 Quint-Cident 1960

S08E34 Old York 1960

S08E35 Daddy Went Away 1960

disc 5

S08E36 The Odyssey of Jubal Tanner 1960

S08E37 Jeb 1960

S08E38 The Quest for Asa Janin 1960

Season 9

disc 1

S09E01 Kate Heller 1960

S09E02 Lover Boy 1960

S09E03 Legends Don't Sleep 1960

S09E04 Tobe 1960

disc 2

S09E05 Easy Come 1960

S09E06 My Sister's Keeper 1960

S09E07 Quint's Trail 1960

S09E08 Carter Caper 1960

disc 3

S09E09 Ex-Con 1960

S09E10 Extradition (1) 1960

S09E11 Extradition (2) 1960

S09E12 The Magician 1960

disc 4

S09E13 Pa Hack's Brood 1960

S09E14 The Glory and the Mud 1960

S09E15 Dry Well 1960

disc 5

S09E16 Prairie Wolfer 1960

S09E17 Friend 1960

S09E18 Once a Haggen 1960

disc 1

S09E19 No Hands 1960

S09E20 May Blossom 1960

S09E21 The Bassops 1960

S09E22 The Kite 1960

disc 2

S09E23 Comanches Is Soft 1960

S09E24 Father's Love 1960

S09E25 Now That April's Here 1960

S09E26 Caleb 1960

disc 3

S09E27 Owney Tupper Had a Daughter 1960

S09E28 Bently 1960

S09E29 Kitty Cornered 1960

S09E30 The Promoter 1960

disc 4

S09E31 Trip West 1960

S09E32 Scot Free 1960

S09E33 The Warden 1960

disc 5

S09E34 Homecoming 1960

S09E35 The Other Half 1960

S09E36 Journey for Three 1960

Season 10

disc 1

S10E01 Blue Heaven 1960

S10E02 Crooked Mile 1960

S10E03 Old Man 1960

S10E04 The Violators 1960

disc 2

S10E05 Doctor's Wife 1960

S10E06 Take Her, She's Cheap 1960

S10E07 Help Me Kitty 1960

S10E08 Hung High 1960

disc 3

S10E09 Jonah Hutchinson 1960

S10E10 Big Man, Big Target 1960

S10E11 Chicken 1960

S10E12 Innocence 1960

disc 4

S10E13 Aunt Thede 1960

S10E14 Hammerhead 1960

S10E15 Double Entry 1960

disc 5

S10E16 Run, Sheep, Run 1960

S10E17 Deputy Festus 1960

S10E18 One Killer on Ice 1960

disc 1

S10E19 Chief Joseph 1960

S10E20 Circus Trick 1960

S10E21 Song for Dying 1960

S10E22 Winner Take All 1960

disc 2

S10E23 Eliab's Aim 1960

S10E24 Thursday's Child 1960

S10E25 Breckinridge 1960

S10E26 Bank Baby 1960

disc 3

S10E27 The Lady 1960

S10E28 Dry Road to Nowhere 1960

S10E29 Twenty Miles from Dodge 1960

S10E30 The Pariah 1960

disc 4

S10E31 Gilt Guilt 1960

S10E32 Bad Lady from Brookline 1960

S10E33 Two Tall Men 1960

disc 5

S10E34 Honey Pot 1960

S10E35 The New Society 1960

S10E36 He Who Steals 1960

Season 11

disc 1

S11E01 Seven Hours to Dawn 1960

S11E02 The Storm 1960

S11E03 Clayton Thaddeus Greenwood 1960

S11E04 Ten Little Indians 1960

disc 2

S11E05 Taps for Old Jeb 1960

S11E06 Kioga 1960

S11E07 The Bounty Hunter 1960

S11E08 The Reward 1960

disc 3

S11E09 Malachi 1960

S11E10 The Pretender 1960

S11E11 South Wind 1960

S11E12 The Hostage 1960

disc 4

S11E13 Outlaw's Woman 1960

S11E14 The Avengers 1960

S11E15 Gold Mine 1960

S11E16 Death Watch 1960

disc 1

S11E17 Sweet Billy, Singer of Songs 1960

S11E18 The Raid (1) 1960

S11E19 The Raid (2) 1960

S11E20 Killer at Large 1960

disc 2

S11E21 My Father's Guitar 1960

S11E22 Wishbone 1960

S11E23 Sanctuary 1960

S11E24 Honor Before Justice 1960

disc 3

S11E25 The Brothers 1960

S11E26 Which Dr. 1960

S11E27 Harvest 1960

S11E28 By Line 1960

disc 4

S11E29 Treasure of John Walking Fox 1960

S11E30 My Father, My Son 1960

S11E31 Parson Comes to Town 1960

S11E32 Prime of Life 1960

Season 12

disc 1

S12E01 Snap Decision 1960

S12E02 The Goldtakers 1960

S12E03 The Jailer 1960

S12E04 The Mission 1960

disc 2

S12E05 The Good People 1960

S12E06 Gunfighter, R.I.P. 1960

S12E07 The Wrong Man 1960

S12E08 The Whispering Tree 1960

disc 3

S12E09 The Well 1960

S12E10 Stage Stop 1960

S12E11 The Newcomers 1960

S12E12 Quaker Girl 1960

disc 4

S12E13 The Moonstone 1960

S12E14 Champion of the World 1960

S12E15 The Hanging 1960

disc 1

S12E16 Saturday Night 1960

S12E17 Mad Dog 1960

S12E18 Muley 1960

S12E19 Mail Drop 1960

disc 2

S12E20 Old Friend 1960

S12E21 Fandango 1960

S12E22 The Returning 1960

S12E23 The Lure 1960

disc 3

S12E24 Noose of Gold 1960

S12E25 The Favor 1960

S12E26 Mistaken Identity 1960

disc 4

S12E27 Ladies from St. Louis 1960

S12E28 Nitro! (1) (Tiger by the Tail) 1960

S12E29 Nitro! (2) (Tiger by the Tail) 1960

Season 13

disc 1

S13E01 The Wreckers 1960

S13E02 Cattle Barons 1960

S13E03 The Prodigal 1960

disc 2

S13E04 Vengeance (1) 1960

S13E05 Vengeance (2) 1960

S13E06 A Hat 1960

S13E07 Hard Luck Henry 1960

disc 3

S13E08 Major Glory 1960

S13E09 The Pillagers 1960

S13E10 Prairie Wolfer 1960

S13E11 Stranger in Town 1960

disc 4

S13E12 Death Train 1960

S13E13 Rope Fever 1960

S13E14 Wonder 1960

S13E15 Baker's Dozen 1960

disc 1

S13E16 The Victim 1960

S13E17 Deadman's Law 1960

S13E18 Nowhere to Run 1960

S13E19 Blood Money 1960

disc 2

S13E20 Hill Girl 1960

S13E21 The Gunrunners 1960

S13E22 The Jackals 1960

disc 3

S13E23 The First People 1960

S13E24 Mr. Sam'l 1960

S13E25 A Noose for Dobie Price 1960

Season 14

disc 1

S14E01 Lyle's Kid 1960

S14E02 The Hide Cutters 1960

S14E03 Zavala 1960

S14E04 Uncle Finney 1960

disc 2

S14E05 Slocum 1960

S14E06 O'Quillian 1960

S14E07 9:12 to Dodge 1960

S14E08 Abelia 1960

disc 3

S14E09 Railroad! 1960

S14E10 The Miracle Man 1960

S14E11 Waco 1960

S14E12 Lobo 1960

disc 4

S14E13 Johnny Cross 1960

S14E14 The Money Store 1960

S14E15 The Twisted Heritage 1960

disc 1

S14E16 Time of the Jackals 1960

S14E17 Mannon 1960

S14E18 Gold Town 1960

S14E19 The Mark of Cain 1960

disc 2

S14E20 Reprisal 1960

S14E21 The Long Night 1960

S14E22 The Night Riders 1960

S14E23 The Intruder 1960

disc 3

S14E24 The Good Samaritans 1960

S14E25 The Prisoner 1960

S14E26 Exodus 21.22 1960

Season 15

disc 1

S15E01 The Devil's Outpost 1960

S15E02 Stryker 1960

S15E03 Coreyville 1960

S15E04 Danny 1960

disc 2

S15E05 Hawk 1960

S15E06 A Man Called Smith 1960

S15E07 Charlie Noon 1960

S15E08 The Still 1960

disc 3

S15E09 A Matter of Honor 1960

S15E10 The Innocent 1960

S15E11 Ring of Darkness 1960

S15E12 MacGraw 1960

disc 4

S15E13 Roots of Fear 1960

S15E14 The Sisters 1960

S15E15 The War Priest 1970

disc 1

S15E16 The Pack Rat 1970

S15E17 The Judas Gun 1970

S15E18 Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D. 1970

S15E19 The Badge 1970

disc 2

S15E20 Albert 1970

S15E21 Kiowa 1970

S15E22 Celia 1970

S15E23 Morgan 1970

disc 3

S15E24 The Thieves 1970

S15E25 Hackett 1970

S15E26 The Cage 1970

Season 16

disc 1

S16E02 The Noose 1970

S16E01 Chato 1970

S16E03 Stark 1970

S16E04 Sam McTavish, M.D. 1970

disc 2

S16E05 Gentry's Law 1970

S16E06 Snow Train (1) 1970

S16E07 Snow Train (2) 1970

S16E08 Luke 1970

disc 3

S16E09 The Gun 1970

S16E10 The Scavengers 1970

S16E11 The Witness 1970

S16E12 McCabe 1970

disc 4

S16E13 The Noon Day Devil 1970

S16E14 Sergeant Holly 1970

S16E15 Jenny 1970

S16E16 Captain Sligo 1970

disc 5

S16E17 Mirage 1970

S16E18 The Tycoon 1970

S16E19 Jaekel 1970

S16E20 Murdoch 1970

disc 6

S16E21 Cleavus 1970

S16E22 Lavery 1970

S16E23 Pike (1) (aka: Dirty Sally (1)) 1970

S16E24 Pike (2) (aka: Dirty Sally (2)) 1970

Season 17

disc 1

S17E01 The Lost 1970

S17E02 Phoenix 1970

S17E03 Waste (1) 1970

S17E04 Waste (2) 1970

disc 2

S17E05 New Doctor in Town 1970

S17E06 The Legend 1970

S17E07 Trafton 1970

S17E08 Lynott 1970

disc 3

S17E09 Lijah 1970

S17E10 My Brother's Keeper 1970

S17E11 Drago 1970

S17E12 Gold Train: The Bullet (1) 1970

disc 2

S17E13 Gold Train: The Bullet (2) 1970

S17E14 Gold Train: The Bullet (3) 1970

S17E15 P.S. Murry Christmas 1970

S17E16 No Tomorrow 1970

disc 5

S17E17 Hidalgo 1970

S17E18 Tara 1970

S17E19 One for the Road 1970

S17E20 The Predators 1970

disc 6

S17E21 Yankton 1970

S17E22 Blind Man's Buff 1970

S17E23 Alias Festus Haggen 1970

S17E24 The Wedding 1970

Season 18

disc 1

S18E01 The River (1) 1970

S18E02 The River (2) 1970

S18E03 Bohannan 1970

S18E04 The Judgement 1970

disc 2

S18E05 The Drummer 1970

S18E06 Sarah 1970

S18E07 The Fugitives 1970

S18E08 Eleven Dollars 1970

disc 3

S18E09 Milligan 1970

S18E10 Tatum 1970

S18E11 The Sodbusters 1970

S18E12 The Brothers 1970

disc 4

S18E13 Hostage! 1970

S18E14 Jubilee 1970

S18E15 Arizona Midnight 1970

S18E16 Homecoming 1970

disc 5

S18E17 Shadler 1970

S18E18 Patricia 1970

S18E19 A Quiet Day in Dodge 1970

S18E20 Whelan's Men 1970

disc 6

S18E21 Kimbro 1970

S18E22 Jesse 1970

S18E23 Talbot 1970

S18E24 This Golden Land 1970

Season 19

disc 1

S19E01 Women for Sale (1) 1970

S19E02 Women for Sale (2) 1970

S19E03 Matt's Love Story 1970

S19E04 The Boy and the Sinner 1970

disc 2

S19E05 The Widow-Maker 1970

S19E06 Kitty's Love Affair 1970

S19E07 The Widow and the Rogue 1970

disc 3

S19E08 A Game of Death...An Act of Love (1) 1970

S19E09 A Game of Death...An Act of Love (2) 1970

S19E10 Lynch Town 1970

S19E11 The Hanging of Newly O'Brien 1970

S19E12 Susan Was Evil 1970

disc 4

S19E13 The Deadly Innocent 1970

S19E14 The Child Between 1970

S19E15 A Family of Killers 1970

S19E16 Like Old Times 1970

disc 5

S19E17 The Town Tamers 1970

S19E18 The Foundling 1970

S19E19 The Iron Blood of Courage 1970

S19E20 The Schoolmarm 1970

disc 6

S19E21 Trail of Bloodshed 1970

S19E22 Cowtown Hustler 1970

S19E23 To Ride a Yeller Horse 1970

S19E24 The Disciple 1970

Season 20

disc 1

S20E01 Matt Dillon Must Die 1970

S20E02 A Town in Chains 1970

S20E03 The Guns of Cibola Blanca (1) 1970

S20E04 The Guns of Cibola Blanca (2) 1970

disc 2

S20E05 Thirty a Month and Found 1970

S20E06 The Wiving 1970

S20E07 The Iron Men 1970

S20E08 The Fourth Victim 1970

disc 3

S20E09 The Tarnished Badge 1970

S20E10 In Performance of Duty 1970

S20E11 Island in the Desert (1) 1970

S20E12 Island in the Desert (2) 1970

disc 4

S20E13 The Colonel 1970

S20E14 The Squaw 1970

S20E15 The Hiders 1970

S20E16 Larkin 1970

disc 5

S20E17 The Fires of Ignorance 1970

S20E18 The Angry Land 1970

S20E19 Brides and Grooms 1970

S20E20 Hard Labor 1970

disc 6

S20E21 I Have Promises to Keep 1970

S20E22 The Busters 1970

S20E23 Manolo

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Big Brother Sims: S01E03 - The Man Behind the Curtain

Padma: Good evening and welcome back to Big Brother Sims. Last week the big alliance of seven started to show some sings of fracture. For how long will they stay strong? Let’s find out.

Jared: Man, it couldn’t have worked out better. As soon as the votes were announced, everyone’s faces were like “Uuuh... What?” and there’s no way there’s trust between the girls anymore.

Cass: You can probably imagine what felt like when Padma announced the vote was 6-3. I said to myself “There, blindsided”. But thank God that didn’t happen. Now I hope Danielle can help me out, because I feel like Esme and Pratyush tried to get me out and I’m feeling very at risk.

Danielle: Girl, did anyone tell you to vote that way to make a move against Cass?

Kalani: No, Dani. I swear, no one did-

Danielle: Sorry, right now I just can’t with you. You have to realize that this game is serious.

Danielle: Where the hell did those votes come from? Kalani is telling me she decided to throw a vote by her own accord, but damn... She has to get her shit together or else just walk out that door to save our time.

Kalani: I feel like I messed up big time, man. But I swear, from now on there’s a new Kalani playing this game. And I’m gonna give it my all.

Jazz: Just what the hell was that? I have my deal with Esme and I decided to check with her to see if for some weird reason they decided to go against us but I’m certain that’s not the case. Someone’s working on the shadows and I just know it for a fact.

Jazz: Why didn’t you vote like I told you to?

Esme: I swear on my life, Jazz. Both me and Pratyush voted for Genevieve. Someone’s trying to frame us or something.

Jazz: You know, that’s pretty hard to believe, but my gut still tells me to trust you.

Esme: Oh, thank you so much. I swear, if I hear anything, I’ll come tell you right away.

Tameka: I knew we could not trust that chick. She’s only trying to use this female bond but I can see right through her. As long as I’m concerned, she’s next to go.

While the scramble to find out where the votes come from dwindles, people are beginning to find problems in each other’s mannerisms.

Danielle: Lately I’ve been realizing the weirdest thing about Pratyush. It doesn’t matter who you’re talking to or where you are, he just shows up in there and doesn’t say a thing. He’s just creeping me out but it’s also kind of funny? I don’t know, man...

Danielle: Yes, I love those dancing games!

Cass: OMG, we have to play them together as soon as we get out.

Pratyush: ...

Danielle: What do you mean by burgers being better than pizza?

Jazz: Sorry not sorry.

Pratyush: ...

Pratyush: I just feel so out of my element in here. I usually distance myself from people due to the fact that my job revolve around killing, so I can’t be a goody-goody. So I just stay there when people are talking and have no idea when it’s the right time to give my input.

Danielle: The HoH competition is coming up and I do not plan on changing my strategy one bit. Throwing till the end.

Houseguest Soup The Houseguests must sit in a bath tub filled with water. At predetermined intervals, buckets filled with various disgusting items will be dumped into the tub. The last Houseguest sitting in the tub will become the new Head of Household.

Danielle has no effort in this challenge, but decides to quit when there’s 5 players left. Pratyush and Esme give up behind, leaving only Chris and Jazz. Since she had already been HoH, Jazz decided to give it to Chris.

Chris: Yes! Finally what I came here to do. Captain America: 1, rest of the house: 2, I guess. But I’m gonna make it to the top!

Chris: So after all that happened we can all agree that Esme and Pratyush can’t be trusted, right?

Danielle: Yes, we give them an opportunity and they threw it away.

Jared: So what’s the plan, chief?

Chris: I’m thinking we should backdoor Esme. Get her without giving her a chance to fight back.

Tommy: Perfect. She’ll realize what’s going on right away but won’t be able to do shit.

Tameka: I would love to see that.

Pratyush: Things are looking very grim for Esme and myself. We’re the only Silent Assassins left in the game and I have this terrible feeling she’s next to go. And I really don’t wanna lose her.

A few contestants are worried about having to lose bonds. At the same time, others are planning on beginning ones.

King: You know, I’m the King of many things. But in this game, I’m more than anything the social King. There’s no one on my level when it comes to that. And since I need numbers on my side when we eventually go deep in the game, I decided to talk to Kalani to get her on my side. Good thing is she’s been feeling down lately for voting wrong last time, so she was an easy target.

Kalani: I’m really sorry for voting for Cass last week. And thank you so much for giving me this opportuntity to explain myself. It’s just that that whole talk Genevieve had with us, I couldn’t bring myself to vote for her...

King: It’s totally ok, Kalz. I get it. You know you can trust me, right?

Kalani: Sure, I know that for a fact.

King: Are you sure no one came up to you talking about voting for Cass?

Kalani: I swear, there was no one. People knew that I didn’t have my head on the game up until now and maybe they used that to try to burn me.

King: Yeah, that’s a possibility. But hey, if you hear anything, come talk to me. I can help out.

Kalani: Thanks, man. You can count on me.

King: Likewise. I’m all in for an unpredictable alliance like this!

Kalani: You know, up until now I totally thught you were a muscle for brains kind of guy, but you’re actually pretty cool!

King: Haha, thanks. Well, I’ve actually got it all, the brains, the muscles, the looks. What can I do?

Kalani: Hahaha, also humility.

King: Yeah, no need for that when your name is King.

Kalani: Seems so, hahaha.

King: Kalani, I can see us getting far together. But please stop voting with your emotions and get focused on the game.

Chris calls the houseguests to the living room as it’s time for the nomination ceremony.

Chris: I have nominated you, Cass, as a pawn once again. I feel like I haven’t connected with you very well.

Cass: Not cool, man. I just barely survived one.

Chris: Sorry, gotta do what I gotta do. I’m also putting you, Pratyush, as my main target. You’re constantly performing well in challenges and is a long term threat.

Pratyush quietly sits at the nomination chair.

Chris: This is a very tough situation for me but I had to do it.

Cass: Can’t believe it...

Cass: This time I’m not only angry, I’m sad too, man. The paranoia of being nominated had just cooled down, and besides, putting me up against one of the very people who tried to get me out? What is wrong with these people who are supposedly on my side?

Esme: I just know it for a fact that these guys are planning on backdooring me. If I don’t get picked for that veto I’m out of this game. So I decided to talk to Jazz to see what are my chances.

Esme: Jazz, doesn’t it make sense to you that Chris would nominate Pratyush and backdoor me sitting right beside Cass because he and someone else are the responsible for the rogue votes?

Jazz: Oh my God, I hadn’t thought of that. I trusted that son of a bitch to become the new HoH...

Esme: Do you really think there’s a way I can be saved this week?

Jazz: My original plan was to get Chris to nominate someone else instead of you over the next days, but now maybe the only way is for myself or someone I trust to get that veto...

Chris gets everyone together for the veto selections.

Chris draws Tameka.

Cass draws Houseguest’s Choice and picks Danielle.

Pratyush draws Tommy.

Danielle: God, why would Cass expose our bond like that when she’s not even at risk? We just saw two people leaving back to back because of a dumb decision like that. I just hope this doesn’t come to bit me back later. Anyways, one more comp I have to run, one more comp I have to throw.

Tameka: Those comps up until now have all been about proving myself. And I’ve been performing pretty well on them, thank you very much. But I just want to have that golden moment of victory. And right when I can be the one to send my #1 enemy here home? That would be perfect.

Morph-O-Matic One at time the Houseguests privately enter the backyard to see a huge screen next to a switchboard with each Houseguest's name near a switch. Each round the screen will show two Houseguests morphed together. The Houseguests must flip the switches of the Houseguests that make up the face. The Houseguest to correctly figure out who is in each picture in the fastest time will win the Power of Veto!

Tameka and Cass ace this challenge, with Tommy right behind them. Pratyush and Chris are just pissed because of their inability with puzzles, while Danielle is dead last on purpose. In the end, Tameka takes home the Power of Veto.

Tommy: Well, I’m not happy, man. Jared says he can control Tameka easily, but I think she’s far more influenced by the girls than he believes. That’s why I gave my all to get that Veto, but it just didn’t work out.

Jared: Chill out, man. I can assure you she’ll get Pratyush off the block just cause I’ll tell her to.

Tommy: Have you talked to her?

Jared: No, but-

Tommy: And shouldn’t you?!

Jared: Sure, can you get her for me?

Tommy: Ok.

Jared: What is Tommy even going on about? I have Tameka on the palm of my hand. Actually, I have him right there too. As well as this whole house. I’m truly the man behind the curtain.

Jared: So, no surprises, right? Pratyush going down, Esme going up?

Tameka: Yeah, why would you ask that? Don’t you know what she did to me?

Jared: I know, I know. Just checking in with you.

Tameka: There’s no way in hell she’s not going home this week.

Jazz: Things are not looking good at all. But I think there’s still some hope for Esme. My very first alliance in this house included Tameka and I’m gonna appeal to that.

Danielle: So, Tameka, we called you in here because we have something important to say. We believe the guys are not being honest with us.

Tameka: What do you mean?

Jazz: Well, if you look at it, our alliance has 4 men and 3 women. And just like we’re together here, I think the boys are too.

Danielle: The four of them, or at least some of them four, are clearly trying to get us against each other so that they can dominate.

Tameka: Hmm, that would make sense.

Danielle: Have you thought of the fact that if Pratyush was to remain on the block, he would probably go home? And then the only guys left on the house would be the ones on our alliance? They would not be able to get Pratyush on their side.

Jazz: Exactly, Dani said it all. If we give up Esme, we give up our power.

Tameka: But the things she did to me...

Danielle: I’m not denying any of that, and if it’s up to me, she’s going next. But we have to make sure we don’t screw this up.

Tameka: Can you guys at least give me some time to think about it?

Danielle: Sure.

Jazz: I’m so freaking happy, I can’t believe you’re actually considering it.

Tameka: There’s something I want to pay attention to with my very eyes.

Jared: Hey man, you can rest assured you ain’t going home. I made it sure myself.

Pratyush: Really? Oh, that’s music to my ears!

Jared: Yes, but this favor won’t come for free. You gotta be loyal to me from now on.

Pratyush: Man, whatever you say I’m in.

Tameka: That fucking nugget. I knew I should not have trusted him. Like he’s always saying we’re good and he’s got a path for us to go forward together but then suddenly he’s working with people outside of the Power 7? He’ll learn I’m not anyone’s puppet and he won’t take credit for my achievements. I’m not an emotional player and I can totally think straight when it comes to what’s best for my game. And if that means keeping Esme, so be it.

Tameka reunites the houseguests for the Veto Ceremony.

Tameka: I have decided not to use the power of veto.

Kalani: As soon as she said that, all hell broke loose and I couldn’t contain my laughs!

Jared: Why would you do something like that?! Are you insane?!

Tameka: Well, Pratyush is a big threat too, I just thought it would be better to get him out first. Now... why are you so defensive about it?

Jared: I’m not-I’m just saying Esme has constantly been performing better than him, it doesn’t make sense... besides, you told me-

Tameka: I changed my mind. And on top of it all, I want to see where people’s allegiances are at.

King: What? Me? I know nothing about Jared trying to get the guys together!

Tameka: Are you sure of it?

King: If they’re doing something, I’m not included.

Tameka: Then we best get Pratyush out now, because that’s his plan.

Jazz: Tameka, I just wanted to thank you so much for this, really.

Esme: Yeah, I don’t know how I can repay you.

Tameka: Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t do this for Esme and I still don’t trust nor like you. It’s just that I’m not letting any animosity take that prize out of my hands.

Esme: Geez, that hurts...

Tameka: I don’t care.

Tommy: You better realize that this is a team game. And when you go against the team, there are consequences. And it shows we can’t trust you.

Chris: Yeah, we made this decision together.

Tameka: Right now, I really don’t care. And I’m just doing what I think is best for my game. If you wanna scream and shout, get in line.

Danielle: Jesus, this is gold!

Tameka: Ugh, I can’t with this *starts crying*. When I signed up for this game, I knew I was the strongest person I’ve ever met. But all of this pressure, dealing with all of those assholes and their egos, I just can’t. But I’m not gonna quit. I’ve never been a quitter. When people made fun of me for my skin tone, or when people told me I was crazy for immigrating from Jamaica. Never. And this game is just my next challenge. I’m gonna get through this. For myself, but most of all, for my wife and daughter.

Jared: The girls are not gonna get away with this unscathed. They’re gonna pay for it big time.

Jared: I’m pissed, man. And that’s not gonna stay like that! We have to do something!

Chris: Man, right now we better just roll with it. Can we get the votes to take out Cass?

Tommy: I doubt it. We could get Esme, but King and Kalani would never go against the girs.

Jared: I know. But all of them truly believe that Esme and Pratyush were the votes for Cass last time. We could totally do it again.

Tommy: What? Are you sure?

Jared: More than anything.

Chris: Man...

Jared: I swear, that’s gonna be the end of their trust.

Chris: Jared has gone crazy. And honestly, I want nothing to do with this alliance anymore. From now on, I’m only looking out for myself.

Padma: Hello, houseguests. It’s once again time for eviction. First up is Tommy.

Tommy: I vote to evict Cass. Honestly I’m just expecting more chaos after this vote is over. As a fan I’m excited.

Jared: I vote to evict Cass. It’s gonna be fun to see you going mad over these votes again.

Esme: I unfortunately vote to evict my friend, Pratyush. But this is not a vote against you, but for you. I’m gonna make it, I swear.

Jazz: I gladly vote to evict Pratyush.

Kalani: I’m gonna do it as I was told and vote to evict Pratyush.

King: Sorry, things weren’t meant to go this way, but apparently there’s things going on under the King’s supervision without his approval. I’m gonna check that. I vote to evict Pratyush.

Tameka: I vote to evict Pratyush. And just so you know it, you’re going home just because I wanted you to.

Danielle: This week was totally insane. I vote to evict Pratyush.

Padma: The votes are in. And by a vote of 6-2...

Padma: Pratyush, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please grab your belongings and say your goodbyes.

Pratyush: ...

Pratyush walks away in absolute silence.

Padma: Make some noise for Pratyush!

Padma: So, Pratyush! What happened? I felt like we lost you in the game.

Pratyush: My alliance got picked off and my hard time bonding with these people really showed tonight. Also both me and Esme getting set up by someone didn’t help at all.

Padma: And who are you rooting for now?

Pratyush: Esme, 100%. But I doubt her chances right now. I just hope she doesn’t go home right after me.

Next time, on Big Brother Sims...

I never wanted any of this power, but now I love it!

My plan was to play a honest game and I haven’t been doing that. It’s time to change.

This vote is pure chaos and there’s only one person who really knows who’s going home. And that ain’t me, bitch!

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