#the wolf looks so goofy pls

[green-tea-in-absinthe-bottle]

BLADE NSFW ALPHABET

My first time writing NSFW alphabet, enjoy. + 18 content under cut. Who should I do next?

GENERAL MASTERLIST

Aftercare

Blade is a bit awkward during aftercare, he is very touch deprived person and most people don't even dare to look him in the eye, afraid of his criminal record and mara. Still, he cares about your wellbeing so if you tell him to clean you up or bring you a glass of water he will do so immediately. He just needs to learn how to take care of somebody properly once again.

He will let you do whatever you want with his body tho, you can cuddle him (don't worry about his initial stiffness, he will relax if you massage his scalp), give him kisses, even braid his hair. He very rarely allows somebody to get into his inner circle but once you are there he is very lenient person overall. He got very distrustful and aloof with age, he is too tired to sleep around with people he doesn't have emotional connection to if he can just rub one off in need instead of being vulnerable in front of a stranger. To get anywhere close to his body you need to get through his defences first, and once you do he gets kinda soft for you.

You know how he allows Stellaron Hunters to use his phone, accepted Kafka's nickname for him, listens to Silver Wolf yapping about games etc.? Now you have that privilege to annoy him as well.

Body part

He feels very detached from his body, to the point of objectifying himself as a Blade. He doesn't like any part of his body in particular but he is entertained by your reaction to his chest. When you swoon over it, cuddle his boobs or suck on them he definitely is amused. Might even pat your head when you push your face in it.

On you he absolutely adores your face and all the cute expressions he can observe on it. He especially likes it when your eyes light up at his sight and when your gaze gets clouded with desire.

Cum

He doesn't mind making a mess at all, but if you prefer it inside of your holes he will do as you wish. He doesn't care much about that, he's not disgusted by yours or his bodily fluids with one exception. If it lands on your face anywhere besides your lips and chin he will wipe it down in a second, he doesn't want to feel like he disrespects you.

Dirty secret

So Blade is a very flexible, fit man...Once during jerking off he realised he can bend and lick the tip of his pretty long dick. He came instantly.

Experience

I believe his experience as Blade is limited to occasional quickie with Kafka, just to release some tension in between missions. I don't see them as proper lovers, more of a coworkers with occasional benefits, of course he respects her and cares about her but nothing else. Once he got committed to you he stopped sleeping with her. Kafka isn't bitter about that cause she has many options but if she finds you cute she might suggest threesome sometimes.

As Yingxing his situation was much more interesting. I don't necessarily see High Cloud Quintet as a polycule, but you can't convince me that him and Dan Heng didn't play around a bit, even now their fates are intertwined in special way and they reference each other. They just give divorced couple vibes, sorry not sorry. The way Blade refers to Baiheng so tenderly makes me believe he had a certain past with her as well, I ship her with Jingliu but I think Blade was in love with Baiheng at some point. His feeling were probably unreciprocated.

It's just my headcanon so don't cancel me pls.

Fav position

He likes it when you ride him, doesn't matter of it's his face, thigh or dick... He wants you to get yourself off on him in selfish way. When he gets on top he likes missionary cause he loves your lewd expressions so much.

Goofy

Blade takes intimate situations very siriously, it's not easy for him to show you his scars and he prefers to not joke around during sex. If he feels like it, he might tease you a little bit after it but that's it.

Hair

Just like in case of his beard, he takes good care of it. It's not completely shaved like his face but it's soft and clean.

Intimacy

For him to turn into your service switch you need to make him feel very safe and accepted, it makes him very vulnerable to give himself like that. It's important for him that you don't want to change him and appreciate him with all his scars. He can't be fixed and if you understand this and you don't mind - it's a very good beginning.

He might not be the most affectionate man out there but he will hold you like you are his greatest treasure, carress your hair and kiss your forehead so you feel safe in his arms.

Jack off

He doesn't get horny often if his sex partner isn't around to arouse him, after 800 years he doesn't see much appeal in jerking off. Still, he will do that to put himself to clear his mind and put himself to sleep faster. His hands are stiff and get tired fast so he masturbates by pounding into a fleshlight.

Kink

To me he is a switch (leaning sub) so I will split kinks into sub and dom. As a sub:

This man calls himself a Blade. It's easier to go through all the pain as a cold weapon without soul than as a shadow of his former self, genius who lost his ability to create and his main ambition. So he gave himself a new purpose, objectifying himself in the process of becoming his last masterpiece.

The thing about swords is they are meant to be used, directed by hand of their owner. Centuries of self-objectification messed with the way he perceives his body, also during sex. He wants to be used by you to please yourself and he needs to know he does good job as your toy. He has heavy praise kink, please tell him how great he feels and how he fulfills all your needs.

His extended life lost spark centuries ago, he craves intense sex to feel something. Blade has a high pain tolerance, he likes it rough. While he might be a bit skeptical towards typical tools used on masochists like whips or paddles, scratch his back really hard when he pounds into you and he will go crazy. He will mock you if you try to give him love bites but secretly will enjoy the sensation.

As a dom:

He is still obsessed with being used for your pleasure, but this time he takes matters into his own hands. He will figure out how to give you best sex of your life, even at the cost of overstimulating you. Trust me, he's very observant. He will use every trick known to him to fulfill you with his fingers, tongue and cock until there is not a single coherent thought left in your brain.

Sometimes he feels like this is not enough to ruin you properly. He will use toys to play with you even more, on a rare occasion he might think about threesome but he is very picky about who can touch you and he has one strict rule - nobody but him can slide into your tight hole. He will let Kafka satisfy you with her mouth and scissor/grind into you tho, if you are fine with it.

If you want to see the dominant side of him more often you just need to ask or to misbehave a bit, he is a natural brat-tamer. Loves to show you your place and fuck the attitude out of you, sight of submissive look in your teary eyes makes him very hard. Knowing he earned this look from you feeds his pride.

Location

He needs to feel safe and in control of his surroundings. Sorry, the only places he can unwind in are his room and his car. Don't worry, he made sure the backsits are extra comfortable and warmed up.

Motivation

In the past he used to have sex to get his mind off certain things from his past, but with a regular sex partner he will most likely be turned on by the thought of his body being the source of pleasure instead of pain for once. He wants to be nothing more but a weapon, tool of destruction, so why does he feel so proud when you let him know nobody could satisfy you like he can?

No

He will never ever approach you during his mara attacks, he can't bear the thought of hurting you. Fetishizing his condition in any way will result in getting kicked out of his life so no feral mara-struck beast Bladie for ya.

While I see him as a bit poly and I believe under certain circumstances he could rarely share you with Kafka, I also think he doesn't trust people so easily anymore, he is very protective about his closed social circle (it's literally just you and Stellaron Hunters) and he won't take it well if you suggest threesome with somebody whom he doesn't know very well or with one of his old friends from Quintet. His reaction depends on who do you suggest tho, if it's Jing Yuan you will receive cold shoulder for many nights but if it's Jingliu or Dan Heng - instant break up.

Oral

He wants you to ride his face and is proud of all the things he can do with his skilled mouth, especially in contrast to his long and beautiful but stiff fingers. He hollows his cheeks when he sucks on your clit/dick, looking you straight in the eye all the time and forgets to breathe when he french kisses your hole. Does he even need to breathe as an immortal?

When he receives head he likes the sounds you make the most, gagging on his length, salivating around it, kissing up his vein... Lick right under his foreskin and watch him lose control over his body.

Pace

He can go very fast and hard when he wants to fuck the brains out of both of you or he can go so gently it breaks your heart. Nothing in between. When it comes to your pace he wants you to do it however is the most comfortable for you.

Quickie

He would only indulge in them if he uses sex as a distraction, this elder prefers to take his time with you and take care of you thoroughly. He especially dislikes skipping foreplay, cause getting in the mood is very important to him.

Risk

With his fighting skills he could totally do risky stuff and come out of this with no trouble but to him sex is a time to relax and feel good, not to give himself more stress. He might do such things if you really, really want them, but it's not his style and he would rather not to be honest.

Stamina

His physical stamina is almost endless, with his self-healing and regenerating abilities he is capable of lasting for much longer than any mortal, but his emotional and mental exhaustion influences his stamina. If he gets overwhelmed at any point he will stop. Just hold him tightly and tell him it's alright. Otherwise he has no problem lasting for the whole night.

Toys

He will use toys on your nipples and clit to give you even more pleasure but no dildos or anything that could penetrate you cause that's his job and you don't need anything but him in your pretty holes.

Unfair

He teases you only if you have been a brat before. He doesn't like to deprive you of pleasure, that's not what he wants do to. But if you behave like you need to be tamed, for example smile a bit too much at another man, don't expect him to go easy on you. Once you've been too friendly during your trip on Astral Express and Blade edged you five times before you fainted.

Dont think you can tease him too much either, this man is very old and very patient when he gets petty. Just look at how long he holds on too grudges. He will tease you back and make you swallow all your words. You can't win this game with him.

Volume

Not a loud man, you can hear a few grunt here and there, quiet moan rarely and that's it. Let's just say he prefers to use his mouth differently in bed. It's not much but you know those sounds are genuine so you appreciate them. Also, who wouldn't get weak being praised in that husky voice of his?

Wild card

You surely heard of people having sex rooms in their places, but have you ever heard of making one in the car?

He lives in Stellaron Hunters headquaters and as much as you guys like to spend spicy time in his room, collection of toys you guys keep in there is nothing compared to the one he has in his car. He knows the rest of Hunters can hear you two so you need to keep quiet when you are at home, but in the garage you can moan his name as loud as you want to. He takes you out on dates in secluded spots like empty beaches or near the lake so you can enjoy each other's bodies while connecting with nature (but you guys stay in car during the do so he feels secure, comfortable and covered) . He lived in wilderness for years before joining Stellaron Hunters so if you encounter animals he will know how to behave.

Backsits are warmed up, they can be extended so you guys can lay down almost like in the bed, Blade carries you favourite blankets with himself. Locked up together with you toybox, so none of his coworkers can find those things when he gives them a ride.

How did he manage to get warmed up sits in such an old car? Well, this man was hella good at mechanics during his previous life as Yingxing. His memory and hands got worse but his brain is as sharp as it was when it comes to such things.

X - ray

Very long but not so thick, not overly prominent veins, very fragile head and base. His balls don't hang too much. Sorry, I never know what to write in this cathegory.

Yearning

He's an old guy, his libido went down with age to certain extent. He doesn't have the best relation with his body, doing physical things isn't something he does just for the sake of it.

He usually has sex for one of two reasons. To get stress out of his body and distract himself from his flashbacks or when he is deeply attracted to somebody and being in their company turns him on. Since he met you his libido woke up again after years and if you spend quality time with him on a daily basis you will have regular sex.

Sometimes he just wants to be left alone but it's not about you, he needs to deal with demons of his past on his own from time to time. There are nights when he just needs to be held, he will be grateful if you stay for him.

If you want to turn him on the easiest way to do this is first making sure he's relaxed and relatively in good mood at the moment, sometimes you can improve it with massages and hugs, sometimes you need to give him space. Then, sit or lay down very close to him, initiate a slow make out session and he will get hard in no time.

Tip: His ears and neck (especially on the back) are very fragile. Tease them well and see what happens.

Zzz

Blade needs a lot of sleep, you have to let that senior citizen rest his eyes in peace. He usually falls asleep surprisingly quickly, especially when he can smell your perfume and make sure you are safe and content, but he wakes up as soon as he hears anything suspicious, even if it's as quiet as leaf crushed under shoe. That makes him a great bodyguard. Also he can fall asleep while standing, with his eyes still open, holding onto his sword. He looks like a Halloween decoration when this happens.

There are nights when ghosts of the past and pain from mara won't let him sleep. He likes to watch over you on those nights, finding peace in slow rhythm of your breathing.

Face he makes when you sext him on his public cellphone:

[moons-of-dewclan]

I was curious how to get your clan really set off? I recently (LIKE EARLIER TODAY JFJSJFJ) started my own clangen blog but idk if it's worthy of Tumblr😭

How can I improve my art and improve my process? You're one of my BIGGEST inspirations ngl you're literally him (or her or they I'm so sorry I never caught your pronouns) but I was just curious on how to be better? If you wanna look, don't. It's like, rlly bad so.... save your eyes. Have a lovely nighttt <33

HELLOOOOO I'M NOT 100% SURE WHAT YOU MEAN BY SET OFF I'M SORRY :{ if you mean to get people reading it, i think it's vastly just luck also appealing to an audience by accident i posted my art online for 10 years (i started posting in 2010 as a wee ka- told you i'm an adult haahahueu) before anyone showed consistent interest and i valued those two or so commenters who occasionally had something to say about my stuff, so much LAKSNLKD. that entire decade i got between 2 and 30 favourites for every piece i posted- usually between 2 and 10- until around 2021 when a making a comic aANNND joining a wolf ARPG group exposed me to many kindred art-enjoyers that wanted to keep up with my goofy stories then for some reason, i posted Dewclan's first page on tumblr and it got way more engagement than any other piece of art i've ever posted SO LAKSDNLKDAS WE CANNOT PREDICT THESE THINGS.. at least i can't if you're looking for engagement, pLS AIM FOR ENGAGEMENT THAT FEELS MEANINGFUL over anything else IN MY OPINION, and it's just my opinion- part of being 'better' is, first and foremost, being able to enjoy your art alone. and then being excited with what you choose to share! even if you don't care about your quality of art, care about the story. if you don't care about the story, care about the process and just having fun. but you have to have fun in doing it, and do it for your own eyes primarily. like if you were alone in a room and creating only for yourself! because, until you happen to find others who like what you're liking, you are then when someone is interested and you get to share that excitement, even that ooone comment on something you care about is OOGHHH SUCH A NICE FEELIN. enter communities, comment on other artists' work, try to make friends! but make sure to remember, if you create with the hopes others will like it, without liking it yourself, you're going to be really broken down if someone doesn't like it FOR you :{ loving your own art is tough work but it's integral to your longterm relationship with drawing ON IMPROVING.. for me, nothing is more integral to improving than finding a way to practice that suits you (looking at live figures doesn't help me at all. i don't know why. it's insane), and having fun doing it. i can't grasp anatomy unless i break it down with shapes. SHAPES ARE EVERYTHING. study the shapes of what you want to draw. break em down by tracing simple shapes over your subject. see if the leg is the same length as the head from muzzle to neck and lock that info in. STUFF LIKE THAT on the technical side of things, it can be super helpful to dedicate half an hour or so to drawing a day- eventually it becomes a habit and you just default to 'oh i think i wanna draw' when you've got nothing else to do. more drawing, more improvement!

HONESTLY THO another important thing is not putting yourself down. i know it's a hard habit to break (i struggle with it outside of art myself!), but it doesn't do you any favours. the more you rag on yourself, the more it'll manifest as something that actually damages your art, AND your relationship with it. let it be fun- don't sabotage yourself! you can be critical of your work and still kind! little tip here, improving can take a while, but experimenting with styles can make an INSTANT shift in how you perceive your stuff. ALSOOO EXPERIMENT WITH DIFFERENT BRUSHES FOR SKETCHING AND LINING. I PROOMISE. PLS DO IT. IT'S LIKE A MAGIC TRICK. i cannNNNOT sketch with a hard brush. everything looks horrible. marker brush tho?? so smooth. full of character. lovely. binary brush sketches? suddenly i'm Anime. pencil brush?? i digidevolve back into baby ka who loved to crosshatch and do semi realism. airbrush??? i explode into atoms actually

i find for a lot of people, they don't need to improve or be 'better' at art, they need to learn to enjoy what they're capable of doing now, and improvement is a byproduct. from what i've seen through the years, unless you work to curb it the negative view of your art will stick with you no matter what 'skill level' you get to bc the calls' comin from inside the house, yknow what i mean 3: it can be a long process to learn to accept your art, and sometimes you just plain grow out of it over time! but in the meantime it can't hurt to make efforts to fight your d e m o n s

I'M SORRY I WROTE SO MUCH IK YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS ALL IT ISN'T JUST TO YOU, ODESSY-CLAN BLOG RUNNER, IT'S AIMED AT ANYONE WITH ARTSY SELF DOUBTS. i hope i phrased everything kindly bc i meant it all kindly 3: i hate to see an artist doubt their work, but THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT. i want to encourage loving it regardless of any flaws tho, even though it takes time!

[somewhereincairparavel]

congrats on 400 follower event!!

as someone whos a jason grace stan i completely approve of the theme

my request would be warrior- about jason grace experiencing tiktok for the first time :)

Pjo social media au - Jason Grace edition!

PS I made it instagram instead because I don't use tiktok! I might even make a part two of this omg this was fun. I wanted to add videos like I did in the second one (with Percy and jason dancing ) but it wasn't supported by Tumblr so i added the Pinterest links to the first and last video of the face claims of jason dancing, just pretend like he posted it and check the video links out, they're super cute and so jason coded.

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➥blondepeterpan. anytime, don't ever feel replaced, bc you are always wanted, esp by me :)

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[wurmholz]

Best Wod merch I found while cruising the wiki.

So we all know shirts, cups, masks, zippos. etc but white wolf troughout it’s existence released some wild ass fucking merch. So here’s the ones I love most. Longer post under read more. More infos are also in additional reblogs

Starting with something normal. The vtm letterheads for pretty much every clan. This one is for toreadors.

Vtm Action figures! Theres 3 of them of Beckett (which I have), Theo and Lucita. They also actually wanted to make glow in the dark versions of them. Which my friend mentioned would be rather ironic for a lasombra to have. The blurb on the page is cheesy and i love it. They wanted to make werewolf ones too but idk if it ever happened.

There is this derpy figure of a spiral dancer tho! Minis of werewolf also exist btw but they seem more metalic

Here are some old vamp and werewolf ones. They look very goofy

One that’s not weird but cute is this coffin shaped cigarette case (zippos also exist). I had the chance to buy it once but didn’t and kinda regret it now u_u

This one is one of my favs. The vtm chess set where u play the Cammy and Sabbat. With the king and queen being Jan Pieterzoon, Victoria Ash, Sasha Vykos and Lucita de Argon.

Mage the Ascension Ethergoggles. This grainy pic is the only one I could find. If anyone has this product pls send pics.

Moving on with mage again. The tarot set! (which i actually own)

And lastly, not one but two bladed weapons. First one for werewolf the apocalypse and one for vtm.

Sadly wraith and changeling don’t rly have much merch for them? Aside from posters and maybe a shirt.

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Wolf!Ateez Reaction to random ,poking‘ on the nose

warnings: strong language, suggestive, smut, violence, dominance

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k i m h o n g j o o n g

„Didn’t I say stay at home when there’s alarm?“

You roll with your eyes while picking up more herbs from the garden. Sensing the big wolf behind you becoming restless makes you smirk mischievously.

You bend down to pick up a flower when you can feel a warm and wet snout tickling your (in comparison) small face.

„Hong Joong! Stop haha.“ You’re giggling profusely while the wolf doesn’t stop until you are on the ground with him on top of you licking your face.

„You won’t listen to me so there’s punishment.“

„Noo, wait! Pl - please...“ After a while your mate finally stops and you try to catch your breath again. Leaning up on your arms a little bit you watch the big eyes of the wolf interested.

With a small smile you ‚boop‘ his nose and laugh. The wolf sneezes and shakes his head to lick you all over the face.

„Ew, Hong Joong!“

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p a r k s e o n g h w a

„Stop following me around!“

The wolf behind you doesn’t stop when you shout at him per mind link. Everyone knew that Park Seong Hwa was head over heels for you. Well, he was your mate after all...

But, you didn’t want to be mated so early. You wanted to see the world first and liked to have your space and freedom. Seong Hwa‘a attitude on the other hand screamed „let’s build a family and live in a house and visit our parents every weekend so our children can play and...“.

He didn’t say this but he gave of the attitude.

Anyways, after telling the boy you needed a week for yourself first - which he respected - the urge to see you and be close to his mate grew inexorable after seven days passed.

No matter if in your wolf or as a human Seong Hwa followed you everywhere. Even now very early at your morning run.

You stopped in your tracks after a few attempts of shaking off the wolf. „Ok, listen. I want to be along right now... understood?“

Seong Hwa tilts his head at your statement and huffs out not agreeing with it.

„I - I just want to make sure you’re ok...“

When his head starts to hang your wolf ushers you to react to his cuteness. His heartwarming words make you take a step to him and you touch his snout with your own.

Seong Hwa seems to purr at the contact and his eyes shine at you with happiness. „Shit, I don’t think I can be angry with you...“

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j e o n g y u n h o

„You look like a bunny.“ He says when you look up to him from the ground and he places the tip of his index lightly on your nose.

A frown develops on your face while you watch how the smirk on Yun Ho‘s face only brightens.

„Mhh - mhg.“

„Ah, yes...“ Yun Ho‘s hips buckle and with a light push he grabs the back of your head holding you still. You can feel the liquid filling up your mouth while butterflies and lust roam your body.

With a bop Yun Ho let’s go of your hair and breaths hard while you’re looking like a mess kneeing on the ground. His gaze drifts to your slip where he can see the wetness from your neediness.

„I should take care of that, right?“

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k a n g y e o s a n g

„You have such a cute nose...“ Yeo Sang eyes you suspiciously and puts down the book he was currently reading.

„Stop embarrassing me.“ You pout at his answer but seem to smile anyways while admiring his beauty.

Other students are watching the two of you being completely head over heels for the young couple of their prestigious school.

„I don’t get why she’s with him. He’s a dick.“

Some of the girls and boys turn around shock evident on their faces. „He’s Kang Yeo Sang. And (y/l/n) (y/n) the only girl that can warm his heart of ice. It’s so romantic!“ Girls are squeaking at the sight of you still talking while Yeo Sang pretends to read his book.

He’s listening to you of course. You’re his beloved mate and always shining like a star in his seemingly dark world.

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c h o i s a n

You’re pushing the boy on the bed with a little to much force. Straddling his waist you make sure he gets rid of his shirt and stop yourself from drooling when you see his abs.

„God damn, you’re hot Choi San!“

He frowns at you and smirks while grabbing your waist. „Like this is a secret.“

You start to kiss upwards from his hips while listening to the sweet little moans he gives you. His head is tilted back and eyes closed completely in the bliss of your touches.

Suddenly he flinches when you bop his nose and kiss his soft and slightly opened lips. „The coolest Choi San... proud first wolf of the guards... letting out so cute noses when his mate is touching him.“

You cannot stop the giggle the escapes while San realizes what you just said to him. With a harsh tug he turns you over and pins your hands over your head on the cushion. His eyes turn into a golden color and he leans down to breath your scent in.

„You know my secret. Let’s see what sounds you make when you can’t walk anymore.“

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s o n g m i n g i

„Okay guys! That’s enough for today.“ Everyone claps at Min Gi‘s words and his nose easily catches your scent when the wind turns.

You jog to him happily while he gets rid of his shirt to get ready for a shower after the hard training. „Oh, wait. Baby I am so sweaty...“ You pout and get on your tiptoes motioning for him to take you into his embrace.

A huge and goofy smile appears on the strong wolf‘s face while he enjoys the scent you’re giving off and the feeling of your skin on his.

„Did you already take a run, princess?“

„No, that’s why I am here. We could go to the lake y‘know?“ You bite your lips at the suggestion leaving Min Gi furrow his eyebrows at you.

Suddenly he kisses the tip of your nose to which your cheeks heat up immediately. You quickly find the ground really interesting when Min Gi moves your head up by placing his index under your chin.

„You’re so cute, (y/n)... then come on!“

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j u n g w o o y o u n g

„You fucking idiot!“ With a strong push your fist lands on Woo Young‘s nose to which the boy yells out and angrily changes into his wolf.

You follow soon after and the much bigger wolf starts to circle your form while some of your teachers stand in the back watching the scene on the field bored.

„How dare you hurt my precious nose?!“ Woo Young launches at you but you’re quick to jump away.

„You shouldn’t stick your nose into things that aren’t your business!“

The wolf growls at you and eyes you down while his canines flash angrily.

„Not my business?“ He emphasizes every word while taking more steps to your form.

„Every female in this pack is my business. You are my business!“

„Oh shut the fuck up.“

„Oh god, hopefully they won’t become mates.“ An elderly woman turns around to laugh at the others. „I think our alpha could need some excitement.“

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c h o i j o n g h o

You were a human. Well, technically you always believed so. It was the moment Jong Ho couldn’t hold himself back in the forest when you already spotted him.

Carefully reaching out of the bushes he howled to show you he wasn’t anything of a threat. You on the other hand were like glued to the ground watching the enormous wolf with big eyes.

Jong Ho couldn’t hold himself back to reach your form and nuzzle his snout in your neck although feeling your distress and fear.

Mate. He found his mate.

He sat down in front of you waiting for any reaction and frowned when you didn’t do anything.

„You won’t go right? You want to be petted?“

Jong Ho understands that you’re probably not aware... he is sad but also relived when you start to caress his fur and ears and has to suppress his purr when lay your palm flat on his snout and let him breath and feel the touch of your skin.

You start to smile when the wolf becomes impatient and rolls his head in the way you’re back to having him in your arms and stroking wherever you’re able to.

„Good boy!“

„Mh, it’s a good start...“

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[isimp4leviachan]

Unexpected heights: Demon bros being 6’3”+ (NSFW ver)

I highly recommend reading the first SFW part to have a general idea about the au. Hope you enjoy!! 💖 btw this is only Lucifer, Mammon and Levi bcs i haven't finished the other ones and I didn’t want everyone to wait on my procrastination lol

Lucifer

WE ALL KNOW HE LOVES POWER PLAY now that i have that off my chest before the seggs there are a couple foreplay sessions for you to get used to the view and feel of his massive dong the moment you guys have actual sex get ready “”””””””””goes easy on you””””””””””” for being your first time I’m pretty sure Lucifer has a different meaning to the word vanilla vanilla for him: spanks with hands no whips on the whole size bit, slight size kink rather than a size kink i would describe it as a prey kink? like he adores the way you look like a cute little lamb ready to be devoured by him, the big bad wolf would explain a lot about the Paws and Claws event remember the whole superiority complex from the SFW version? well the preyxpredator kink fits right in looks at you spread in bed, ready to take him “Pathetic”

Mammon

our favorite himbo doesn’t even stop to think about his huge dick before having sex with you so when you look at him terrified of his member he takes it… different “Oi! dontcha look at him like that! I know it aint small so don’t lie to me!” when you explain it’s quite the opposite he then realizes “I’m ya first demon?!” full on cocky mode “I’m sure no tiny human can make you feel like this, huh?” his confidence during sex really is astounding most likely to have an accident with you for being to careless with that monster schlong not much about the size difference turns him on, more the feeling of power with his cute little human for you he really is a goofy big demon boyfriend

Levi

first of all if you like Levi there’s a 70% chance you into monsterfucking took a lot of convincing before he realized you were in for having sex with him and that you accepted him and his body “y-you know it’s not like the human ones right? i-i might have too... ” gets a nosebleed mid sentence in the moment of unraveling the mystery he can’t even look at you in the eyes poor insecure baby needs more reassurance that you’re fine more than you do the first times might be a little awkward because of him stopping every 20 seconds “Are you sure you’re fine, MC?... I was just asking because you do look a little flushed” protect your snake boyfriend pls

[a-vild-bluemyrtle]

BUNNY | Seth Clearwater x FEM!OC/Reader | AU

Seth Clearwater x Female OC | One-Shot | Twilight AU! | Hurt/Comfort

Seth phases into a wolf when he is 19 and not 14 – Reader and Seth have been together for 2 years now and all of a sudden, he disappears in thin air: no calls, no messages, nothing. Read it also on: Wattpad - FF.net - AO3 ______ First attempt at a One Shot. I’m not used to write this kind of stuff, but I tired anyway. I hope you like it! - Requests are open :)

Where are you, Seth? Where the hell have you been this week? Why are you not replying to my messages? It's not like you. Pls, call me.

It was the fourteenth message sent that day. She was almost going insane without him. For the last two years, they have been seeing each other almost every day. Going to La Push and spending a lot of time there during the weekends, with him and his friends, became a sweet habit. Her parents didn’t even ask her where she was going every Friday night now, they already knew that she was going to stay at the Clearwater’s with him and his family. Her parents adored Seth. He was the first guy they ever approved. Also because it was almost impossible to not like a person like him, who could bring the sun in every room he entered.  

A week passed, and Seth never replied to that message and to the other ones she kept sending him.

"Why are you doing this to me? Did I do something wrong? Please, Seth, answer. I miss you.”

And with this voicemail, she reached the target of 80 calls – none of which was answered by the only person she wanted to talk to.

The days passed, the weeks passed, a month passed, and it was like Seth’s presence was disappearing more and more from her life. If there were no photos on the walls of her bedroom, of both of them together, smiling and in love, she would have wonder if their relationship hadn’t been just a dream.

Every morning was the same now, waking up with her eyes swollen because of all the crying, checking the phone for a sign, her heart breaking a little bit more for all the replies she wasn’t getting, crying again because her chest was aching.

She missed everything: the sweet and adorable smile of him, the way he used to hug her like he didn't want her to run away from him; his goofiness, his always positive way of seeing life and things. She missed the afternoons spent at Second Beach, with him surfing for hours and her reading her graphic novels on the shore. How many pictures she used to take of him while he was in the water. His favourite natural element. The same element they tattooed on their chest, as a symbol of the love they felt for each other. It was one of Seth’s crazy ideas. He was full of tattoos on his arms and his legs while her skin was as white as a canvas. And he loved to paint.

“I’d love to paint you with all the colours of the ocean”, he said to her one night, the same night they decided to get that matching tattoo.

"Maybe it wasn't real. Maybe it was only in my mind or my dreams". She sobbed while holding a photo taken by Leah one day when she forced them to go hiking with her. Leah loved hiking, Seth too, but she… kept doing it just for the two of them. Watching them happy and having fun warmed her heart every time, and she felt a bit more in love with him every second.

She used to think that what they felt for each other was more than affection, more than love. They were end game, soulmates and multiple time he showed her that it was in fact true. It was like they were destined to be together.

She took her phone again, wiping her tears from her warm cheeks. One last call.

Only this one last call and then she would delete his contact.

Her fingers were shaking while dialling his number, which she knew by heart. She kept praying in her mind, in every possible language and to all existing Gods that he would pick up this time. He had to. Their relationship couldn’t end like this.

“Please Seth, answer. I cannot leave without you”. She said in a trembling and feeble voice.

“Please, Seth. I love you”.

The phone kept calling but no one was answering, again, as it happened for an entire month. She said to herself to wait until the voicemail message, until the very last ring of the phone.

And the last ring arrived, unanswered.

Her heart broke again, this time for good.

Her arms felt by her side, her hand loosening the grip on the cell phone, making it fall on the floor. Tears were falling down her face.

She started sobbing loudly, her breath becoming heavier.

It couldn’t be real. She refused to believe he had left in this horrible way.

“Bunny?”

A warm and familiar voice came out of the phone, unexpectedly. A voice she missed like air during that month.

“Bunny? Bunny?! What happened?”

She opened her eyes, astonished and confused about how to feel.

“Bunny, please answer. I’m so sorry. It was a mess. I’m a mess. Please Bunny. I missed you like hell. Please baby, forgive me.”

How good it was to hear his voice again. He calling her "bunny" still gave her butterflies in her stomach like the first time.

She wiped her tears again, an act that had become so usual during that month. She cried so much and so many times that she wondered if there were tears left in her eyes. And there were.

“Bunny, are you home? I’m coming right now. Wait for me, baby.”

She finally dared to take her phone from the floor. She looked at Seth's image on the screen, with his long hair moved by the wind, his dark eyes sparkling from the sunlight, and his skin dried from the sea salt. Her heart skipped a bit.

She missed him so much and the only thing she desired at that moment was one of his tight hugs in which she loved to drown.

“Seth”. She called him in a quavering voice – she was about to cry again.

“Bunny… baby. I’m so sorry. I’m almost there, almost home. Can you wait for me?”

She quickly nodded, sobbing.

“Yes, please hurry”.

“I’m coming. I love you, Bunny. I never stopped loving you. I’ll never do.”

[esoraluco]

I’ve sent myself a character lol. It’s Licorice 🖤🖤💀

favorite thing about them: I can’t choose between his eyelashes and his general personality 😔💖💖

least favorite thing about them: ??? Nothing honestly- he’s perfect all around! I can’t think of a single thing i dislike about Licorice, he’s just that much my kind of character!

favorite line: ‘You’d better not interfere or... Or else!’ And ‘Are you scared of me? Are you? Well, are you?’. So CUTE.

brOTP: Licorice and his (talking) pet Bat Cat, because tfw you’re so alone that your only friend is your cat thing. I just ADORE those two (official i think!) pictures where the two are shown having a regular yet adorable pet+master relationship (which im showing below since again i think they’re official). I can’t help but imagine that in public Licorice treats Bat Cat like a minion, while in private it’s straight up *baby voice* who’s the cutest bat cat in the whole world?? It’s YOU!!

OTP: 😔😔😔😔 with my ‘self insert’/canon vessel Eternal Eye of Darkness

nOTP: Licorice x Pomegrenate because 1) the latter is an horrible person, he deserves someone who gives him the praise and acknowledgement he desperately wants and 2) in canon Licorice hates his coworker so much that he made ONE drawing of her with X eyes, ONE dummy of her that ALSO have X eyes, and canonically in his bio it says that he complains so much in his diary that it could ‘fill an entire library’. The drawing and dummy are visible in his trial’s bg! The dummy is also in concept art- just without eyes. Tell me you look at this pic 👇 and you see ‘love’- and get a therapist immediately/j but seriously no pls

random headcanon: two for the price of one, because i’m fairly certain the first hc is actually canon- his trial’s level is his house. Proofs: skulls similar to his necklace all over the place, licore rolls also all over the place (why does he even have that...? Isn’t basically like flesh by his biological standards...?... Never know when you need extra flesh for yourself i guess), the aforementioned dummy and drawing, and a skull similar to Dark Enchantress’ scepter, that he presumably uses to communicate with her given how he seems to act around it in his little animation. Here’s a screenshot of it with the drawing and dummy btw (drawing on the far left and dummy in the center, beneath that spider). Also the obstacles that act like the city of wizards’ ones- which relates to his dreams of being a wizard (also the bonus time bg is straight up from the city of wizards).

And my second headcanon is meta/on the real world because i genuinely think that Licorice was made as a goofy, incompetent bad guy for CRKingdom, but that someone- or several?- got attached to him. So much so that they decided out of ALL the characters in CRK- even the good guys!- LICORICE would be the first to get to be in CROvenbreak. I’m honestly like 90% confident this what happened and i’m extremely happy it did!

unpopular opinion: uhh idk lol? He’s gay? Is that unpopular? Nah in reality i *know* that one thing that i don’t agree with the fandom on (but then again i disagree on 70% things they do...)- but i must admit i haven’t played CRKingdom, where the event i believe is misinterpreted happens so 🤷‍♂️ basically it’s just that some ppl believe Licorice is transphobic bc he ‘deadnamed’ his wolf minion, but i’m not sure if the wolf’s names are meant to be actually trans or not. Because the names are Choco Werehound Brute, and the deadname is Schwarzwalder. Im trans and even i can’t tell anything. Either way i think Licorice is stupid but not in a transphobic way.

song i associate with them: SEVERAL! This high quality rip and Necromaster. And Walpurgeee for his costumed self.

favorite picture of them: 😔💕😢💖

[hayjeon]

Union (ft. Taehyung) | part 2

→ arrangedmarriage!au between werewolf!taehyung and wolfhunter!reader → (2.4k) part 1 | 02 | tbd

a/n: changing this series’ name to union instead of Scream if you want to! 

during quarantine, i’ll do my best to update more often! this is from a request I got in my inbox, so feel free to remind me of some au’s i have in my masterlist that you enjoyed and would like to see more of! (pls fyi that some stories in my ml have been discontinued and have been marked as such, so pls don’t request those!) 

The next morning you wake up to an empty bed. The covers have been strewn off and there’s a clear dent in the mattress where he’d slept. Contrary to him, you’d spent the night tossing and turning, unable to sleep with the thought of spending eternity with him, and had only gotten a few hours when the sun begin to rise. 

You sigh, casting off the covers of yourself as you call for a maid and some proper clothing, this time. “And when I’m finished dressing, have the closets stocked with proper dresses and underskirts. Get rid of all those flimsy slips and lingerie.” 

Her eyes widen at that, but she doesn’t question you and nods. “Would you like me to pack some of them into your luggage however, Your Highness?” 

You turn and frown. “My luggage?” 

She nods, “Have you not read the letter I placed on your nightstand, Your Highness? The Emperor of the Nightlands is holding a wedding in a week. The Dowager King and Queen have arranged for you and the King to attend the wedding, and to make it promptly, both you and the King must leave tonight.” 

Of course. Your parents were too weak and old to make the trip on their own for a week. It was your duty to attend. You’d probably missed the envelope in the craze of the wedding details. You close your eyes as the tears of frustration threaten to come back up. 

“No, just pack my regular dresses and my essentials. I’ll do the rest myself.” 

“Yes, your highness.” She continues to help you do your hair. “You can just call me y/n,” you say, but she just gives you a smile and continues to work in silence.

“Does he know?” 

She meets your eyes in the mirror. “The King?” 

At your nod, she gives a tight-lipped smile, as she threads more pins into your hair. “Yes, your highness. He woke up in the early morning to prepare the horses and the details of the boat that will take you both to your destination. Isn’t that so sweet?” 

You don’t answer her. Sweet? You had to make sure to see the carriage and the boat for yourself. There was only one condition that you would board either of those two things. If he and you had separate quarters. 

“I thought I was clear that I wanted separate quarters,” you hiss at him so only he can hear. You place a hand on his arm to make it look like nice banter to the maids and other guards who were watching the both of you. 

He gives you a blank stare, leaning in to whisper in your ear. “I tried my best, your majesty, but this is the royal carriage that your parents had insisted on. Now laugh as if I said something funny.” 

You mutter, “as if,” but you still throw your head back and hide your fake smile behind a hand as you let out a giggle loud enough for your surrounding courts to hear. He matches the sentiment with a lop-sided grin that doesn’t match the dark look in his eyes. 

He holds a hand out to you. “Shall we, my queen?” 

You turn and wave to the court, the maids, the guards, and all the townspeople who’d gathered to see you both off onto your first event as their King and Queen. You turn back to Taehyung and place your hand in his, “Of course, my King.” 

He helps you up the steps into the waiting carriage, and you take a seat as Taehyung closes the doors behind you both and gives a final farewell to the crowd. He joins you in the carriage across from you, and you cross your arms, now in the privacy of the curtain-drawn carriage. 

“How long is this journey? Your Kingdom is closeby.”

He draws the curtains a bit and stares outside. “4 days by boat, and 3 days by carriage when we arrive.” 

Your eyes widen. “An entire week?!” 

He turns to you, the curtains flicking back closed. Crossing his arms and leaning back in his seat, he settles his gaze on you. “Why, princess, have you not traveled by boat for that long? Are you afraid?”

When you don’t respond, he leans forward with his elbows on his knees, crowding your space. “Are you scared of what lies beyond the borders of your perfect little country? Your hunters may have kept your lands nice and tidy until now, but beyond this place, lies the reality. Wolves, for instance. And vampires, witches, sirens, pirates,” he sneers, his lips twitching up mischievously at the look of horror on your face, “they all exist. And they hate hunters.” 

You press your lips together, trying not to stutter. “I have encountered a few of them in my training. Do you think my father would have appointed me as queen had I not been familiar with the other species that inhabit this world? I have read countless books and reports on these other species. I might know them better than you do.” 

Catching your bluff, he scoffs, leaning back again and cocking his head at you. The smile still remains, making you even more angry. “Do you think your books and tutors will save you when the sirens start ripping our boat to shreds? Or when the witches begin to tear you apart, piece by piece? Or when the vampires sneak into your bedroom at night to suck your blood until you’re dry? No,” he laughs, “experience, my dear princess, is what wins the battle.”

He stands, opening the carriage door and stepping out to join the coachman. He turns back, giving you a grin that reminds you of what he said last night. His voice dips low and drips with the double entendre of his words. “And I have plenty of it.” 

You shut the door in his face. 

The journey from your castle to your kingdom’s docks isn’t quick, as your kingdom had been built with your castle as its center, far away from any attack from sea or land. Thankfully, Taehyung continues to have a conversation with the coachman, and you’re able to catch up on the sleep that you’d missed the night before. 

You’re rudely awakened by the carriage coming to a complete stop, and you almost tumble out of your seat as you adjust your dress and peek out the curtain. You already see a crowd of people gathered at the dock, and a huge wooden boat awaiting you and the King. Gathering your wits, you take a deep breath, and step out of the carriage. 

Immediately, children run unabashedly up to you, jumping up and down at the opportunity to meet their Queen in person, and they hand you little trinkets and candy as they laugh and run around you. You see in the corner of your eye that Taehyung stands awkwardly off to the side, warily eyeing the villagers, and in turn, they give him suspicious glares. 

You sigh. You knew this would happen. People in the countryside were less happy about this merger between the hunters and the wolves, and were a bit old-fashioned in their ways of thinking. Of course they’d be less inclined to warm up to a wolf, much less the King. 

This was your duty. This was why you’d been married off. To unite the two species. You turn, plastering on a smile and holding out your hand to Taehyung. He meets your eyes confusedly, questioning your intentions. You just nod slightly and open your hand up to him, and he hesitantly takes a few steps towards you and the children, and places his larger hand in yours. 

When he approaches, some of the children warily step back, eyeing the Wolf King and his rugged looks. His features were sharp and intimidating, and most of your hunters weren’t used to that. You give your best smile and squat in front of one child who seems a bit scared, motioning for Taehyung to do the same. 

“Hello, whats your name?” You say smoothly, holding out your other hand to the child.

He’s tiny, probably no more than three or four years old. His cheeks are full, however, and his eyes are bright. It was probably his first time meeting anyone from royalty, and therefore anyone other than the hunter species. 

“I’m Jaehong!” He says excitedly, bouncing up and down. 

“Hello Jaehong, I’m y/n,” you say, and turning slightly to Taehyung, you say, “And this is Taehyung, my husband.” 

The little boy warily eyes Taehyung. He leans in to whisper loudly “My mommy says that wolves are scary creatures. Is that true?” 

You let out a little laugh, and you see how Taehyung shifts under the discomfort of not knowing what to do. It’s amusing, as the confident, cunning man becomes awkward and meek under the wary gazes of your townspeople and this three-year-old child. 

“No, Jaehong, that’s old-fashioned. Your mommy may have been told that by her parents a long time ago, but times have changed. This man is now the King, and he is a great person.” You take their hands, turning Taehyung’s large palm up and placing Jaehong’s little one in it. “See? He’s human, warm-blooded and soft like me.” 

Taehyung gives a small smile to the boy, and Jaehong carefully studies the way his hand fits in Taehyung’s before breaking out in to a wide smile. “Okay,” he says, “Nice wolf,” he steps forward and places his other hand on Taehyung’s cheek. 

The crowd gasps at the sight. Wolves were known to be aggressive and territorial in nature, and any wolf wouldn’t have taken it kindly to a hunter touching its face. But Taehyung just smiles, leaning into the touch and ruffles Jaehong’s hair. “Yes, I am a nice wolf,” he laughs, and the crowd visibly relaxes and murmurs break out. Some of the children re-emerge from behind their mothers and eye the two curiously, as you stand and wave to your townspeople. 

“Thank you, everyone, for coming. We will see you in a couple of weeks, as it takes one entire week to make the trip there alone. We wish you well!” 

The crowd waves and calls out their goodbyes as you and Taehyung board the ship. You notice that Taehyung gives Jaehong one last goofy smile and pat on the head before joining you onto the plank. He has an olive’s branch in his hair. 

The lack of separate quarters on the boat also gives you a headache, but you decide to not speak of it, and Taehyung seems to do the same. In fact, he seems a bit more quieter than usual, using his fork to push around the food on his plate as he stares at the olive branch that the boy had placed behind his ear. 

You glance at him. Was he upset over the interaction on the dock? That you’d forced him to be subjected to the touch of a hunter without his permission? You bit your lip, regretting what you did. You shouldn’t have touched him, shouldn’t have introduced him, and should have just let him deal with it on his own. Wolves were independent by nature, and only chose to depend on others when needed. 

Before you can say anything, Taehyung speaks up from across the table. 

“Thank you.” 

You gawk, almost choking on the spoonful of food you were chewing on. You gulp down some wine as Taehyung gives you a bored look.

“What?” You cough out, wincing at the scratch in your throat. 

“I said, thank you. For what happened back at the dock.” 

You frown at him. “Why?” You blurt out.

He just stares at his food. “I...didn’t know how to approach them. I can only imagine how they as your people feel about me. Their precious princess, married off to some wolf, the King of the species that had been known to terrorize and kill yours.” 

You soften. “You know that the feud between our species was a misunderstanding. There is no one to blame. Our people have also given your species reason to fear and hide. We are none the more innocent.”

He takes a sip of his wine, nodding thoughtfully. “Even then, I wouldn’t have been able to experience that without your help. I now see the merit behind this union.” 

“What do you mean? The reason for our marriage?” 

He nods, twirling the olive branch in his fingers. 

“I fought against it, you know. The merger. I did not think it would be possible, a union between our species. We were doomed to fight and wage war with each other from the beginning of time. I thought there would be no way to make this union work, much less convince our people to do the same, either.” 

He stops twirling the branch, and meets your gaze. “But seeing how you managed to get an entire town’s approval, it makes me think of the wisdom behind our father’s choices.” 

You set down your fork. “I believe that it is necessary.” 

He quirks a brow. “Necessary?” 

You nod, “It is our duty to unite our people. Our species would not survive if we did not unite. We’d continue hunting your species, and your species would continue killing us in retaliation. There would have been no end. Our father’s choices were diplomatic and wise, not thinking of themselves and the difficulties it would take to get there, but rather investing in a brighter future ahead of us. And we should be doing the same. It will always be our duty as King and Queen.” 

Taehyung’s gaze darkens at that a bit. “So this marriage is nothing but out of necessity, out of duty, for you? So that feat that you put on at the docks,” he stares down at his palm before bitterly staring back at you, “was all for show? For necessity and duty? How can you be so cold?” His voice turns icy at that, and you frown. 

“Is it not duty for you?” You snap back. “Don’t think that I am ignorant to what was going on in your Kingdom when you agreed to marry me. I know that in order to become King, you had to have some sort of advantage against your elder brother. Is that not the reason why you agreed to this? To marry a hunter, in order to take the throne? Don’t pretend like this is some selfless act of passion for you.” 

He stands, the chair scraping loudly. His jaw is set in an angry hardness, and you half expect for him to begin throwing insults or yelling at you, but he just gives you a hard glare before stalking off in the direction of your shared room. 

You curse when he slams the door. You’d planned to get there first, but now he’d ruined everything. 

[clarste]

Sorry if you've been asked this explicitly before, but what are your thoughts on Penguin Logistics, specifically in comparison to the other organisations/factions in Arknights? I recently started and managed to grab everyone within a few pulls, except Sora (and I guess Mostima, unfortunately.) and I think they're easily my favourites. Would love to hear your thoughts. Cheers.

No one's ever asked me that, but they probably should have since I've gone all-in on Penguin Logistics ever since I pulled Exusiai and Croissant early on. I then proceeded to never pull any of the others, forcing me to buy Texas and Sora in the shop and much later dump all of my accumulated gacha currency getting Mostima. Anyway, my goal in life is to use the entire team and also max them all out. PL4life!

Anyway, my initial impression of them was that they were the cast of a 90s anime like Cowboy Bebop or Bubblegum Crisis (...Tokyo 2040). Like, they're an eclectic band of hyper-competent misfits working for a small company operating at the edge of the law. “Penguin Logistics” itself sounds like a euphemism for being, like, smugglers or something. "We'll get your package where it needs to go, no questions asked." Then Code of Brawl came out and I was totally right except they are also very dumb in a funny way. Like, they accidentally got into a turf war with the mafia, but apparently that's just business as usual.

Anyway I want to talk about each of them individually now so apologies if this starts rambling.

Texas is pretty clearly the main character of Penguin Logistics, and you can tell because she's the hub of their whole relationship wheel on the in-game chart.

She's also kinda Spike from Cowboy Bebop, although less laid-back I guess. She's a former mafia assassin on the run from her past, but her past won't leave her alone. Incidentally, "mafia" in this case refers to the various wolf families from the fantasy Italy equivalent in this setting, although they make some interesting comparisons to wolf packs in the profiles. However, Texas's family is dead, which should make her a "lone wolf" that will supposedly never have another place to belong. Except PL itself is proof that that's wrong.

Theoretically she’s just the team’s driver, but because PL is always getting into ridiculous anime fights she’s also good at that part too, using dozens of little... lightsabers(?) that she throws around willy nilly. It would probably look super-cool to see in action, except this is not that kind of game so we’ll just have to wait for the anime or whatever. It’s noted in her profile that her fighting style shows that she unconsciously sees as the only purpose of a weapon as being to kill, and heck, she’s right.

She's cool-headed, adaptable, and the serious one you can always count on, but she's not above getting into friendly(?) brawls just to take out her frustrations out.

Her name comes from the extinct subspecies of Texas Wolf.

Next up is Exusiai, the angel who loves nothing more than guns, god, rock and roll, and apple pie. In that order. In other words, a stereotypical American. Even though she's from the fantasy-Vatican. Basically she's a cheerful, friendly, laid-back person who never really fit in back home where people are expected to be more serious and orderly. Not enough to be, like, shunned or anything but she's always been a weirdo. All angels have guns though, that’s like standard issue. She wishes she could have more though.

She's also super religious, but interestingly never brings it upon her own. I feel like she probably realizes how uncomfortable it can make people who don't share that religion to suddenly bring up Jesus all the time in casual conversation. Like, she's not ashamed of it or anything, but she won't shove it in your face either. Personally, I find that a pretty cool characterization for a fictional religious person.

Which is also sort of a hint that beneath her goofy exterior she's a thoughtful, deliberate person who doesn’t let anyone in by accident. Texas notes that they're exact opposites in this respect. She also has an extremely interesting relationship with the next person.

Her name comes from the Greek word for the order of angels in Christianity often translated as "Powers."

Mostima... where to start...? I guess first of all she’s a fallen angel, apparently because she pointed her gun at her own kind under MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. Probably related to the whole war in Kazdel thing, where many of the other MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES in this game took place. Long story short, stuff happened in the war, she pointed her gun at another angel, Exusiai’s sister is dead under mysterious circumstances, and Mostima gave up her gun and now wanders the world delivering long-distance packages for PL. But that’s mostly an excuse for to be alone as much as humanly possible. She can also use time magic because I dunno why not. MYSTERIOUS.

She’s friendly enough, talkative even, and has a hobby of visiting new places and trying out the local food, etc, but her real defining trait is that she just doesn’t need other people. She’s explicitly aromantic, saying she has no interest in love, but she also has no need for friends or family or apparently coworkers either. Because of the way the world is, she spends most of her time driving through the endless wastelands between cities, with nothing but a truck, some packages, and her thoughts. There’s something... romantic about that (in the other sense of the word), but even she admits that the romance of watching the sun set in a desert with no one else around for hundreds of kilometers gets old after a while.

I feel like I should note that she has a very “best friend of her big sister” relationship with Exusiai, by which I mean she’s known Exusiai since Exusiai was a kid and to her Exusiai will always be that kid. Also Exusiai only joined PL in the first place to hunt her down and get answers about her sister’s death, but Mostima just laughs it off and leaves town for another year or five. 

Her name is probably a corruption of Mastema, a rather infamous fallen angel in mythology.

Croissant is... well, to be honest everyone past this point is more of a minor character. Which is actually a weird thing to say since none of these people are actually major characters in Arknights, but I guess these are less important people even within the group?

Croissant’s gimmick is that she’s always trying to make money by selling stuff. I guess she’s a merchant? But not, like, a formal one who runs a shop, she just gets her hands on stuff through her connections and sells it. But in like, a friendly down-to-earth way, it’s even said that she lives paycheck to paycheck. She’s a girl trying to get by with a second job, I guess is what I’m saying.

Team-wise, she’s the muscle of the group, being a minotaur and all. She lifts the heavy packages and also smashes things with her MAGNETIC HAMMER which I don’t know why I find that name so amusing. Gameplay-wise her special move can knock all the enemies around her halfway across the map and I smile every time she does it.

Her profile notes that she’s really just living her best life as a normal-ish person, and that helps make everyone around her feel normal, and that’s important in a setting where half the people around you are dying of magical cancer (no one in PL is Infected though).

Her name comes from the French word for Crescent and also a type of Pastry. Leaning more towards Pastries in my opinion.

Sora is an idol singer. Because, to be perfectly honest, what ragtag band of misfits is complete without an idol singer? She can’t really fight, but I guess Texas must have saved her life at some point or something because she bullied both her agency and PL into letting her work there part time. And also she is obsessed with Texas. I guess saying it like that makes her sound kind of annoying, but she really isn’t, she’s just an earnest girl chasing her dreams.

There’s also this interesting thing where a lot of her basic information is censored by her agency in order to protect her privacy (”do not dox the idol”). Even including her race. She presents as a wolf, but her promoted E2 art has her as a rabbit, which raises some interesting questions that don’t really get answered.

Her name comes from the Japanese word for Sky.

Lappland is not really part of PL, but she’s PL-adjacent enough to be worth mentioning here. Basically she’s an old acquaintance of Texas from back in their mafia days, and she’s obsessed with hunting her down and... fighting her? Killing her? But in, like, a sexual way? She’s kind of a crazy psychopathic killer. Maybe. She can also be very calm and polite when she wants to be, although with a taste for gallows humor. That just makes her scarier because you don’t know when/if she’ll snap.

There are two kind-of explanations for her being like that: A) her family is dead and she has no “pack”. As a wolf, the stress of living without a pack is supposed to be maddening. B) She’s infected with Oripathy (magic cancer) and there are crystals growing in her nervous system. Which... can’t be good. The answer is probably a combination of both.

But the most important thing about Lappland is her base skill and how it interacts with Texas. Basically, in your base there are various jobs you can assign people to and different characters get different bonuses for them. Most people in Penguin Logistics get bonuses for working the Trading Depot, for obvious reasons. Lappland gets a “bonus” where if she’s in the depot at the same time as Texas, she loses morale slower but doesn’t actually get any bonus to productivity. Meanwhile, Texas gets a bonus to productivity when Lappland is around, but loses morale way faster. In other words, Lappland is slacking off and making Texas so uncomfortable that she works twice as hard just to get the job over with so she can leave. This is their relationship as defined by game mechanics.

Texas also has another bonus where she loses morale slower if Exusiai is there, which completely cancels out the penalty she gets from Lappland. In other worlds, Exusiai being there too calms her nerves enough that she doesn’t feel the need to immediately escape.

Oh yeah, I forgot to talk about Emperor, who’s the owner of Penguin Logistics. He’s a world-famous rapper wearing a Tupac shirt and also literally immortal.

[roxasboxas]

A while back, I joked about rewriting the Frozen world from KH3. I’m excited to announce that I now have a full draft of the return notes I’d submit of someone gave me a concept write-up of the way that the world actually turned out. Draft under the cut

Outline

SDG arrive and immediately encounter Larxene

Sora: “Hm you’re not a vibe but I don’t know you” Larxene: “You’re a rude bitch for forgetting me like that” Sora: “Wait I do know you?” Larxene: “>:) do you >:)”

She’s like “anyways off to torment a princess of heart laterz” and Sora’s like “well obviously we have to go stop that from happening”

They run around for a bit and encounter Elsa who is fleeing Arendelle

Sora: “Hi we’re--” Elsa: “OH FUCK A DUDE” *ice labyrinth* SDG: “oh fuck an ice labyrinth”

Larxene shows up in the ice labyrinth like “HA suckers. Elsa’s gonna turn to darkness because of her fuckin anxiety and shit. We’re gonna get Nobody Elsa. Lexsa or some shit” and Sora’s like “she just needs a hug :(“ and Larxene’s like “are you fucking dense?? She doesn’t want a hug???” and then she leaves

SDG escape the ice labyrinth

Encounter: Anna

Anna: “hey have you seen my sister” Goofy: “whats she look like” Anna: “white hair--” Sora: “oh yeah we saw her. I think she needs a hug” Anna: “she TOTALLY needs a hug let’s go”

They go to Wandering Oaken’s Trading Post And Moogle Shop and get supplies

Kristoff shows up and homeboy is FLAT BROKE

Anna: “hm. What do yall make of that guy?” Sora: “I think we should help him out” Anna: “:0 you’re right let’s go” Donald and Goofy: “oh shit there’s two of them”

They buy him stuff

Kristoff: “Thanks” Anna: “can u take us up the mountain pls” Kristoff: “no” Sora: “ah but see. Youve failed to consider something” Kristoff: “?” Sora: “im baby” Kristoff: Sora: Kristoff: “FINE”

So theyre on their way (hooray!)

Larxene shows up again like “LOOK. whether or not she falls to darkness isnt even any of your business. just leave her be to figure her shit out” and Sora’s like “are YOU gonna leave her be?” and Larxene is like “this aint about me” and Anna’s like “it is now bitch” and Larxene leaves bc shes the only one allowed to swear

But she leaves them with a bunch of wolf heartless

Kristoff: “oh shit evil wolves” Anna: “not to be confused with regular wolves” Kristoff: “exactly”

Olaf time

Olaf: “Hi! My name is Olaf and I’m a representation of how much Elsa has missed Anna since she started repressing her powers and how much she still loves her and wants to spend time with her again” Goofy: “What?” Olaf: “I SAID my name is Olaf and I like warm hugs :)”

Some various shenanigans idk

Arrive at the ice castle

Anna: “Hi Elsa! :)” Elsa: “oh shit” Anna: “pls can u unfreeze Arendelle” Elsa: “would if i could. Get out of my house” Anna:

Sora: “hi again! :)” Elsa: “Please don’t be mad about the ice labyrinth and also please get out of my house” Sora: “im not mad dw i understand youre going through a lot rn which is. a BIG ol mood” Elsa: “.......” Sora: “do you wanna go home now?” Elsa: “i live here now” Sora and Anna: “Oh :(“ Elsa: “oh shit theres two of them”

Anna is very insistent about going home and Elsa accidentally freezes her heart and FREAKS. OUT.

The Gang Gets Banished

Olaf: “well that could have gone better” Anna: “you’re telling ME” Kristoff: “alright lets go visit my family they can fix this”

The trolls: “we cant fix this. get married” Anna: “WHAT ok” Kristoff: “i feel like there are other options” The trolls: “nope. Get married”

Kristoff: “Anna is engaged to someone else” Sora: “maybe they were talking about him then” The trolls: “we were no--” Kristoff: “good call. Let’s go”

They go back to Arendelle

They happen to arrive back at the same time as the ‘taking Elsa prisoner’ gang

Sora: “this is not conducive to her mental health” Donald: “since when do we know what mental health is?” Sora: “I’m gonna need so much therapy when the universe is not in constant danger :)”

Hans is like “I’ll take care of Anna you all can go home” and Sora is like “Cool we’re gonna help a snowman climb in through your window byeeee”

The plot twist of Frozen happens

Anna and Olaf are on their way to Kristoff

Hans tries to kill Elsa but she becomes a boss battle so SDG have to step in to keep everyone from dying out here

Anna gets in the way of Elsa’s limit break and freezes, shielding her newfound friends and preventing her sister from becoming a murderer in an act of true love and self sacrifice

Elsa reverts to regular mode and cries

Larxene shows up for boss fight two electric boogaloo

SDG beat her up

Anna gets better

yaaaaaay

[gamegirl2088]

Aaaa hi!! Um, you said that you wanted to share your Alberto HCs at some point right? If it’s not too much too ask, is it okay if you post some of them? Btw, I love your art I probably said this a million times before but it’s true, especially your Koilee and Carlo shamisen one 🥺👉🏽👈🏽💕

Damn! The art you mentioned is called Instrument. I assume it has become a legend so thank you!!

Alberto Headcanons

I have never introduced Alberto’s parents to anyone so here we go, a pretty old picture to begin.

The coach’s name is Francisco. He is a goofy and sporty man who is patient to his students. Before Alberto became a preteen, he has been working as a one-to-one gym instructor. Francisco’s interests in sports have influenced his own son, that’s why Alberto is a jock. Francisco is quite supportive of Alberto to his hobbies.

The lady in rose pink windbreaker is Rosa, an accountant. Rather than her husband, she is strict and demanding to Alberto. She thinks Alberto should attach importance to academic subjects more than sports. But she still loves him a lot. Same with Francisco, she is supportive of Alberto’s hobbies.

There are lots of brown-skinned people in the game, who I usually see them as completely Latinos or whatever. But there are some exceptions! Alberto is one of the examples.

Alberto, like I mentioned before, is a Brazillian-Mexican mixed-race(Countries don’t exist in Flipverse but there should be regions similar to those)  because of his Mexican mom and Brazillian dad.

He wasn’t originally born in Burgerburgh. He was born in somewhere out of Flipverse(My guess would be something like South America) and later moved in with his parents.

Alberto is trilingual. Although he can speak English fluently, he has some Portuguese-Spanish accents. (Vocabulary: English > Spanish > Portuguese)

Now let’s continue the miscellaneous part.

Alberto is a big fan of headbands. He has a huge collection of colorful headbands. In my nextgen AU, he even gave one of it to his son, Elliot.

He rarely takes off his headband (Unless necessary)

He loves referring to his friends by shortening their names. For example, Penny goes with Pen’, Connor goes with Con’, and so on.

He also loves giving nicknames to them.

He is always upset about not having enough money to buy his favorite items, so he takes as many odd jobs as possible.

Although he isn’t happy he doesn’t have much money, he still gives Penny the best gifts he could ever think of.

He works out.

I honestly imagine Alberto befriends with Whiff, James, Johnny, and Cameo, and some other chefs. But his best friend has to be Connor.

He is Bisexual. DON’T BLAME ME PLS

Lots of girls at school have crushes on him.

I like to imagine Alberto is a wolfdog boyfriend(In China, boyfriend personalities can be described by dog breeds so whatever) He may not look easy-going from the exterior, just like a wolf. But he’s actually protective and loyal, and most importantly, he loves his girl hard like a lovable puppy,

According to the Halloween picture, he scared Gremmie and Utah as a swamp monster. That’s enough to headcanon him as a bit of a prank lover.

Alberto is 2 years older than Penny.

He’s shorter than Connor.

Penny sometimes helps him with his studies.

He may smell....a bit too sweaty. My boy, use some Old Spice.

He shares the same dormitory with Penny. His lifestyle is kinda sloppy and Penny has some problems with it.

Can’t remember more so...That’s all I get!

[belore-invictus]

Tantalizing Games..

For some reason, Phaeith missed Lumeal’s room by a long shot tonight, and found herself laying on the training grounds behind her Estate. Surrounded by a bed of healthy blades of crispy emerald grass that danced with the light breeze of the midnight winds of Quel’thalas, it was an easy ordeal for her to find herself looking up at the stars with a bright, and goofy smile plastered along her lips. With a single arm tucked behind her head to prop it up, she simply laid there and enjoyed the wildlife. The sound of the smashing ocean nearby on the Azurebreeze Coast line where the Estate lingered, and the chirping of baby birds slowly awakening as the sun began to slowly roll through the grey clouds. Grey clouds, that for once, began to show colors in Phaeith’s eyes.

 Lost in her own mind, it felt as if Monday night was a dream. It felt as if, everything that happened at the Tavern, was a dream. It was a night to remember, and a night that some might have sorely wished to forget. On her end, it was a night that left her completely, and utterly speechless. One that continued to replay through her mind, and the only scenes that truly did, were the ones that involved Lumeal. The first that tickled through her mind, was the fact that her Wolf surprised her by showing up to the Tavern, period. As far as she knew, Monday and Tuesday’s were his most busiest of days, and she expected to not have him around. Hell, she expected for the evening to be hell.

 Instead, all she could recall was that she was looking at Vel’tharon for one minute, then watching as her Commander-In-Arms walked through the doors of the Heart of the Raven, as if he owned the place. With his head held high, ebony locks brushed back, and his face clean with a sparkling grin that showcased the aesthetics of a wolf. Gods, she even took note as to how polished his armor looked. How much sharper his spiked shoulders were, and how fresh his gauntlets appeared to be. Of course, he of all people was going to show up to a casual event in his uniform- uniform? No. His armor was practically considered his civvies, as well. 

 What came next in her mind, was the recollection of running into his arms for a warm hug, and him holding her tight. It has been so long, since someone she cared for returned a hug- let alone, bumped their forehead with her own. It was natural, and free. The in between to her taking the front bar hostage as a place for the locals to have a spot to enjoy themselves at, flashed through her mind quickly. Her mind mused on the little tantalizing games that Lumeal and her played throughout the evening, especially, the part where their faces were so close that they could have foreshadowed some type of oncoming kiss. Instead, it was the Lioness tempting her Wolf, with a little finger pressing against the bottom of his chin to keep his head tilted onto her- as if, it wasn’t already. 

 The little games, turned into her hollering all over the bar that there were going to be dancers, and little games to be foretold as soon as a crowd showed- and oh boy, did a crowd show. Oh boy, did she make some new friends tonight. Hell, did she possibly make Melisande want to smack her so hard upside the head- however, she seemed completely fine with Phaeith’s antics. What seemed to be a calm Monday, turned into a hectic one, all because Phaeith essentially.. Wanted to give the people a story to tell. Some type of content for themselves, to bring back home, or through the city to enjoy with their friends.. Which, seemed successful. At least, everyone who she spoke to and met, seemed to agree with the excitement that unfurled throughout the Tavern.

 Body shots were called out, and Blackstrider was the first to call dibs on Phaeith. No, he didn’t call dibs, all he did was give her a certain -look-, and she knew that she was his for the taking.. So easily did she rest on her back for him, with her shirt rolled up for her naval to be exposed to him. The little jeweled piece awaited for the cold liquor to splash against it, as the woman took the salted lime between her teeth.. Their little game, slowly turned into a reality tonight. Without a single doubt, did the Wolf bend down and slurp up the alcohol he poured into her belly, trailing his tongue all the way along her abdomen; her neck, and then finally taking the wedge from between her teeth, into his own. For some reason, she felt daring tonight- and it was met with Phaeith chasing the man who began to pull back, only to slither her tongue along the corner of his lips, clearing any excess salt off of it. Which, took him by minor surprise.

 The body shots didn’t stop there. In fact, he ambushed her with surprise as he flipped her over, and took one from the bottom of her back, where he then trailed kisses all along her arched spine, nibbling at her neck. It was a game they played, something that everyone else had not the first clue of. To their surprise, though, they had a group of people -cheering- for them to continue with their little flirtations and innuendos. In fact, Phaeith was nearly positive that the Bartender Melisande was somewhat -happy- to see this display. Call it intuition, or whatever it was, she seemed happy for Phaeith, which confused her. In such a short period of time, the woman seemed to have befriended most of the Tavern workers, and some of them were already treating her like they knew her for years.. It.. Hit home. Lerino, in the background who protected her tonight, hit home as well. Almost everyone involved in tonight did. 

 People would have easily assumed that the games, and tantalizing ways of the Wolf and the Lioness ended there- they didn’t. Not by a long shot. Whilst the body shots ended there, Phaeith made her way off of the bar top, to coil against Lumeal. With such ease, the woman managed to shut out the white noise around Lumeal and her, continuing their own conversation within their own personal little bubble. His arms coiled around the small of her back, and her arms entangled his neck. Phaeith chirped with little giggles and grins at the taller man, and he responded with life, smirks, and teasing jests..

 Eventually, the night calmed and the crew went outside, where a wholesome amount of people wanted to fight. The Wolf and The Lioness chose to keep close to one another, spending their personal time, -with- the people of their House. This, was it. This, was what the epitome of a partnership was. The truth was, was that Lumeal was her partner. They might not have been dating, but Hell. He was her Commander-In-Arms, they were partners in more ways than one. He also, happened to be her best friend. Tonight, they exchanged words, consisting along the lines of, ‘Home,’ and, ‘This is what I have wanted,’ or, ‘This is what I want.. I need.’ 

Tonight, the Matriarch spent the rolling skies until the sunrise daydreaming of what felt like a refreshing, and perfect night. It has been months, since she felt so free, happy, and excited for the oncoming days. It was the first time in years, did she feel like everything was going to be alright. With Lumeal, there were no games. No second guessing. No competition, no line, no other person she had to worry about or be compared to. There was no one, but her. For herself? There was no one but him- no one like him, and Gods.. Gods, did he make her realize how lucky she was to have him in her life. Whether he was her good friend, more than that, or her Commander-In-Arms, he flipped her world upside down, and for the better. He made.. Every single day, that much better. This, was a feeling she wasn’t used to- and this was a feeling, she wasn’t willing to let go of. Instead, she promised her Wolf tonight that she wasn’t going to, and no matter how long it took to figure things out, or to get to a certain spot, -this- felt right. There was no way in hell, anyone was going to take that from her- or him. Not even herself. 

(( @lumealblackstrider @lerino-morningsorrow @melisandemeadowshine - A ‘little’ something about what happened last night.<3 P.S: Love you, Lummie.<3 - For those involved with such a spectacular night.. Thank you. @sassyfireexpertthing @someone friggen tag Zaren pls <: @huntersden I might be missing a good chunk of people / am unaware of their tumblr tags! <3 ))

[redstarbonky]

tfatws ep 2 not-really-live liveblog (SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS HERE! HERE BE SPOILERS!)

and i must reiterate again THERE ARE SPOILERS AFOOT

i can’t believe it’s only been a week! the suez canal fat boat incident has really slowed down the previous few days 🥴 something else different is that this is the first ep i’ve stayed up late to watch! hype hype hype!

anyway AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HOPE THERE’S SOME ZEMO. give me the bruhl. we only have six episodes...

i just appreciate this recap because SAM is in it and BUCKY is in it and TORRES is in it and SARAH is in it and WINTER SOLDIER is in it and oh hello john walker again

zipper shot...zipper shot...zipper shot...

i am open to john walker not being awful, i promise

is this his sister? friend? girlfriend? ok probably girlfriend

“they're gonna love you” ma’am..............have you looked at the fandom lately.............

they're doing the chorus girl thing to this guy! steve hated it too, john...steve hated it too

every time i see steve in the marvel intro i feel a little bit stabbed in the neck 🙃

THE SONG IS EVEN THE SAME. did they get a real band and flag team and dance team to do the performance?

is he not enhanced then? no serum? i find that hard to believe. eh, maybe he's doping

please i’m begging you to stop mentioning tony stark

BUCKY’S FACE...nooooo...literally looks like he's about to cry 😭

sam and torres my beloveds

sam 😭 pls 😭 i’m 😭 so 😭 upset 😭 about 😭 this 😭😭😭 *eternally shrieking*

androids, aliens, and wizards. sam is completely correct, that’s who they fight. they’re not on any of that friendly neighborhood spider-man business

bucky you’re a nerd, aren’t you

man sam haven’t you heard of the thousand yard stare? one of the most obvious PTSD symptoms that exists, observed even before we had PTSD as a diagnosis?? 😭

“no you’re not coming with me” said sam as bucky came with him anyway sdkfjsdjhbg

does torres know...about the...never mind

bucky: “i am juiced on experimental fascist serum, i am 100% sure i can survive this plummet into a forest”

redwing my beloved...

ahaha that little attempted swat :]

yeeeeaaaa white wolf nickname came back. sam’s “bwuh?” response to that made me giggle

sam just being casually cool as usual

SHHH GUYS THEY’RE COMING

[skyrim guard voice] “must’ve been my imagination” they really failed that spot check lol

alright get em lads! obtain hostage! ... that other truck should really be noticing them shouldn’t it

i immediately do not trust this girl but bucky switching off Business Mode to be polite to her is very nice and good

ok are these people ALL juiced on fascist serum? that’s a lot of juice?? WHERE DID THEY GET THE JUICE?? 🧃🧃🧃

NO REDWING!!!! REDWINDFKHNFGJHNFGJSDF AAAAAAAAAAA

redwing better be ok in the next ep.

john’s goofy grin was ok. not as good as steve’s tho. gotta say john has the “i used to play football in high school” look completely down pat. well done

bucky: [cattily hands the shield back]

JEEZ these fellas are made of iron

GO SAM! once again being casually cool

i just heard the shippers scream in delight at their roll in the goldenrods ahaha. honestly? this was probably the first hug bucky has had since steve ditched him. i don’t blame him for lingering a bit

lol do they have to just...traipse back through rural germany...

oh good their uber is here!

stop making fun of his PTSD symptom c’mon

sam is having none of this, clearly...

love how the last straw for bucky was hearing that hoskins has a dorky nickname. you’re one to talk, bucky

so, uh, supersoldiers...how's it hangin.

hmrhmhm if it were me, i would accept the homemade food politely, because if someone troubles themselves to MAKE food for me, i feel it would be rude to refuse, even if it were something i didn’t eat? i could give it to a family member or something instead? idk just seems rude for a guy giving them hospitality. hospitality is a near-universal virtue for a reason!

i feel like this villain group is really vague? i’m also waiting for HYDRA to be behind them all along

how this exchange went in my head bucky: “let’s do a crime...” sam, swatting him with a rolled-up newspaper: “no.”

sam being on the run with steve for two years...what did they actually do? did they hang out a lot? do some painting? fanfiction writers probably filled in that time already but i really wanna know

who is bucky’s mysterious acquaintance?!

sam is good with kids as usual...also that seems like a funny/sad dig at a lot of black heroes in comics having ‘black’ in front of their names. i don’t read a lot of comics but i sincerely hope they’re not still doing that

is this another amending? another name on the list? oh no...

jeez a whole lot happened in that scene :[ and a lot was implied! like, if the government had access to the serum in the 1950s, that creates some terrifying possibilities, especially if they were able to produce a great quantity. i hope isaiah is returned to eventually because his situation looked rough. he seemed pretty afraid of bucky but he stood his ground and didn’t sound afraid at all. his kid/grandkid/great-grandkid (idk he seemed really young) was very protective of him. it’s clear isaiah never told him about his run-in with the winter soldier but...it seems like he wasn’t totally surprised by isaiah’s outburst or super strength...aaa i’m dying to know more. pls marvel, go back and see them sometime

anyway yeah i can totally sympathize with why isaiah doesn’t want at all to tangle with whatever bucky has going on.

GO AWAY, COPS GO AWAY, COPS GO AWAY, COPS GO AWAY, COPS GO AWAY, COPS

[to the tune of “gidget goes to hell”] ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bucky goes to jail

john what are you doing?? “ya bucky is mine now” no????

we now know the therapist’s name! dr. raynor! finally!

lol this is actually couples’ therapy? the shippers just popped in a shower of confetti hehe (but tbh couples’ therapy techniques work for any pair of people who have to be in close contact a lot, not just romantic couples!)

the way sam grabbed bucky’s chair and bucky’s like “whoa ok~” the number of fanfics arising from that interaction alone will be enormous mother of mercy

i want to hide under my blanket ashfgdfhg my face is pulled back into some horrible rictus grin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh no. OH NO

IM GONNA CRY

the feelings...jsndfkj.....kbnvnnm...

sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

😭😭😭😭😭😭 *dissolves into sadness forever*

hopefully this’ll be that trope where the two bickering parties say they will finish their current task and then never talk to the other again, but after all they go through, they decide to stick together :V please. my happiness depends on this

GO AWAY COPS oh it’s just john

GO AWAY JOHN I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU AND I’M VERY EMOTIONALLY WRECKED RIGHT NOW

i cannot help but like battlestar? idk?? he’s cool??? i feel like he and sam and bucky would get along like a house on fire?? if there weren’t all the *makes john walker-shaped gestures*???????? i can’t not think of battlestar galactica though

sam was way nicer about that mess than he needed to be! anyway they’re totally gonna fight aren’t they. maybe in episode 5 or 6. i think sam would win because he can fly. obviously that overrules everything else. like the fact that i still don’t know whether john is JUICED

so uhhh...HYDRA. are they gonna

THEY’RE GONNA GO SEE ZEMO. HE SAID IT. SAM SAID THE THING. SAM SAID THE THING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

isn't this “lacrimosa”? that feels fitting

aaaaand there’s helmut!!!!! at last!!!!!!!!!! it’s been so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he’s stuck in what appears to be an ultra high security prison

i wonder what creepy/manipulative/douchebag stuff he’ll say! “ah, sam wilson. what is it they call you? the man-bird? and james barnes! what is it they call you? the war criminal?”

just realized i totally glazed over during the flag smasher escape scene i’m sorry guys you’re just really vague. got any pamphlets? literature? any theory i could read? i’m actually too stupid to read theory please don’t send me theory

and now to wait eternally for another week ugh. just drop an entire season so i can binge it!! netflix does this WHY CAN’T YOU

[alloftheimagines]

peter parker imagine | he’s jealous when you get attention at a party

masterlist | request

words: 1224

warnings: mild swearing.

prompt: [requested by anon] Hi I have a request with Peter Parker :) Reader is a friend of Peter & Ned and in love with Peter. At some point Peter makes a comment about reader's not getting any affection from guys so at Liz's party reader shows up with a mini black dress and everyone drools over her even Liz tries to be friends with her and jelous peter! <3 Pls pls pls :)

“Yeah, right. Like [Y/N] could ever get a boyfriend. The only male attention she’s ever gotten is from us, and we don’t count.” You knew it was only supposed to be a passing comment or one of Peter’s lame jokes where he hadn’t quite thought before he spoke, but the words had been ringing in your head ever since, causing your eyes to sting with tears every time you thought about it—mainly because it was true. It wasn’t that you particularly cared about what the guys at your school thought of you, but it did make you feel like a laughing stock when Peter joked about it. Particularly since if you wanted any kind of male affection, you would want it from him. That was why you found yourself standing outside Liz’s house now in a little black dress, working yourself up to go inside. You had never worn anything so revealing before, nor had you ever made so much of an effort with your hair and makeup. You just hoped it was enough to prove your point. You held your head high and entered the house without any more hesitation, trying your best to look and feel confident, even when people stared. You heard a few wolf whistles and people mumbling about how good you looked under their breath, and you smiled to yourself. “Oh my god, [Y/N]. You look so different.” It was Liz, red solo cup in hand. Her eyes were wide as she looked you up and down. “I love your dress. You should totally hang with us tonight.” And so you did, unknowing that Peter was watching everything from across the room with a face like thunder.

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Hours later and you were desperate for fresh air, so you found yourself in Liz’s garden, where only a few people were mingling quietly. Getting attention had been new and different, but after a while you found yourself wishing you were with your real friends—and you might have been, but Peter had barely spared you a glance all night, and Ned had only given you a few awkward smiles. Your luck seemed to be changing when Peter stepped out into the garden, giving you an uncomfortable wave. “Hey, stranger,” he said. “Didn’t think I’d see you away from your new posse.” You rolled your eyes and sat down on one of the steps leading away from the house, trying your best to keep your dress from riding up. “They’re not my posse. You and I both know they’ll go back to ignoring me by Monday.” He sat down beside you, looking more serious than you were used to seeing him. “So why are you bothering with them now? And why did you come wearing that? It’s not … you.” “Perhaps not, but I don’t see why that makes you so upset. I just wanted to look nice for a change.” “You always look nice,” he said, and then upon realising, blushed and sighed. “I mean, you don’t have to fit into their version of nice to look it. I know you’re not that person.” You were beginning to feel angry, and for once, didn’t try to hide it. Perhaps it was your newfound confidence, or perhaps it was just because you had desperately wanted to say it to him all night, but you began to raise your voice. “I can’t win with you, can I?” Peter frowned in confusion. “What?” “You tease me about not being able to get a boyfriend, or even male attention, and then when I try, you don’t like it. You know, you try to fit into their group, too. You’re desperate to get Liz to like you, so why does it matter if I do the same?” “Wait … did you do all of this because of that joke I made earlier?” “I did this to prove to myself and to you that I’m not just some loser to be laughed at.” His expression softened and he laced his fingers between yours. Your heart began to pound; you had never fought with Peter, and you had never held hands with him, either. “Do you honestly believe that’s what I think of you? I know that you’re not a loser, and I would never laugh at you. It was just a joke.” “It wasn’t just a joke, Peter.” You pulled your hand away and stood up. “You don’t get it. What you said was true, and that’s why it hurt me. You were laughing at me. You always do, and I’m tired of it. Now you can’t, because I got plenty of boys to like me tonight.” “Well, congratulations, [Y/N].” He stood up, too, so that he towered over you. The fact he was taller than you had never bothered you before, but when he was angry like he was now, it only put him at an advantage. “I guess you proved your point, so go get yourself a boyfriend. You have plenty to choose from.” “Why are you angry?” “I’m not angry. I’m …” he gulped, scratching his neck awkwardly. “I’m jealous, alright?” “Because of Liz? Because if you want me to introduce you to her properly, —“ “This isn’t about Liz. God, [Y/N]! I’m jealous because we were best friends, and now you’re hanging with a bunch of people who don’t care about you. I’m jealous because you can do so much better than those guys in there. They don’t—They don’t like you like I do, alright? They don’t know you or love you like I do. I know I’m not popular, and I’m a shitty friend for making you feel bad, but I am in love with you, and it sucks that now you know you can do better than me.” There was a moment of silence as you digested his words. “But you said I could never get a boyfriend. Now, because people actually like me, you want me, too?” “I’ve wanted you for years. I just never knew what to do about it, and I never realised how much it would hurt to see you with other guys. I shouldn’t have made that joke, because it was never true. I didn’t mean to hurt you, or make you feel bad. I’m sorry. Just … Please don’t ditch us—me—for the guys in there to prove me wrong. Please.” “I was never going to ditch you,” you whispered. “I just wanted to feel good about myself. If I knew how you felt …” “I should have told you sooner. I don’t want you to think this is just because you’re wearing a dress and makeup. You look beautiful, but I prefer you without all that stuff. Can you say the same for them?” You shook your head. “No.” At some point, Peter’s hand had found yours again, and the pad of his thumb traced lines in your skin softly. “I’m sorry,” he said again. “Forgive me?” “I’ll think about it.” Even as you said it, his head was dipping to meet yours and the two of you were kissing. It was something you had wanted for so long that you could barely believe it was happening now. You pulled away, a goofy smile on your face. “So I can’t get a boyfriend, huh?” He laughed. “Yeah, about that …” And then he was kissing you again.

[sadjuggie-blog]

Come Here: Part 2 - Jughead x Reader

Requests —  Anonymous asked: Can you write a part two of come here

Anonymous asked: Can you do a jughead imagine x reader where it’s after he gets the serpent jacket and he’s darker and the reader is more innocent like betty and idk light and dark pls thanks !

A/N — I’ve gotten so many requests for a part 2 of Come Here, so I decided to do that! I also took the second request shown and included it in this as it’s got the jacket and everything and was similar to the first imagine request, so I hope you enjoy! Also, I suggest to listen to Believer by Imagine Dragons whilst reading this also that song was used in that one Bughead scene in the finale.

Words: 1133

Warnings: Light smut and swearing

(Y/N) , (H/C) , (E/C)  — Your name, hair colour, eye colour

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A couple weeks past since the Southside Serpents dropped by and told Jughead that they had his back. He moved to Southside High and started living with his new foster family. Since you and Jughead were now dating, you still tried figuring out ways to see him, either you travelling down to see him or he comes up for dinner dates at Pop’s. The rumour going round is that he is currently occupying the ‘bad boy’ reputation at his new school. This came to you as a surprise, since the old Jughead you knew was quiet and sarcastic. Yet when you and the gang came to visit him those weeks before, everyone noticed that he got along well with the table he sat with in the cafeteria, everyone laughing at what he says while he munched on a burger.

(Y/N) sat in her bedroom finishing off her last minute homework as it was due the next day. The time was around 11pm, your parents were sleeping away in their rooms as you heard their loud snores from down the hall. Music was playing off your phone, playing your favourite songs on your Spotify playlist. The only thing that you missed dearly was your boyfriend. When Jughead use to live at the Drive In or down at Archie’s with his dad, he would always meet you to walk you to school some days or climb up you bedroom window. Although that happened when you still friends, it was those times you did miss when it was just you and him alone in a safe place. As you kept writing on your laptop your school notes, a tapping noise was heard by your window. The familiar sound made her smile, hoping it was who she thought it was.

You closed your laptop screen down, pausing your music as you got off your bed and walked over to your window, seeing a familiar Jughead with a cheesy grin staring up at you. Your delicate fingers slowly and quiet opened the window to let him in, careful that your parents don’t wake up. The raven haired boy crawled carefully through your window, his same crown shaped beanie clung to his soft hair, the only difference was the Southside Serpent’s jacket that clung to his broad shoulders.

“Damn, I’ve missed this.” Jughead looked around her room, taking back in all it’s familiar surroundings. (Y/N) quickly tiptoed back over to her window shutting it quietly once again.

“Shh, Jug, my parent’s are asleep.” You giggled as you walked over to him from your window, interlocking your fingers with his.

“I’ve missed you so much, especially your touch, what I do miss is the fun we had last time,”  He smirked down at you, placing a kiss on your head as he pulled you in for a passionate kiss. God, she missed them. Although she hadn’t seen him for weeks, she missed his soft taste and that made her crave him more. Since the two only got to second base, he missed your touch even more to his instincts. “Maybe we can do a bit more from where we left off last time. He moved his lips to your neck, nibbling against your earlobe then back down to your collarbone. You had to admit, you loved whenever he got turned on and when you were in the mood too, but since both of your parents where home you didn’t want to risk anything. You moved your head as you moved out of his touch, although you didn’t want to.

“Juggie, I do want to finish where we left off, but the risk of my parents being in the house? Yeah, I don’t want to die at sixteen.” You chuckled, sitting yourself back onto your bed. Jughead pouted, jumping onto your bed as his body was next to your as you took off his beanie and started running your fingers through his black hair.

“But I want to show my affection to my beautiful girlfriend.” He gave you puppy dog eyes, as you continued to massage his scalp. “Pleasseee?” Jughead begged, looking up at you.

(Y/N) just rolled his eyes, leaning down to place a couple kisses against his lips. This lead to him crawling up closer to you, stroking your cheek as the kiss between the two of you deepened. You felt your hands crawl back to his newly worn leather jacket, clinging onto him and pulling him closer. He smirked in-between the kiss, once again intwining his tongue with yours as your hands left his jacket and clung back into his hair. The moment broke as Jughead pulled away suddenly.

“Come sneak out, we can do something tonight? Go to Pop’s?” (Y/N) sighed, stroking his cheek as her (E/C) orbs stared into his.

“Jug, you know how strict my parents are.” She sighed, rolling off her bed as she stood up and sat against the window. Jughead stood up following her.

“Live a little, (Y/N), that’s what I’m doing.” She scoffed, crossing her arms but with a goofy smile plastered on her face.

“I can see that.” You giggled, looking up at him. You could clearly tell that Jughead had changed. Ever since he slipped on that Serpants jacket, something clicked.

He wasn’t loner boy anymore. He was a wolf.

“Now, now don’t get sassy on me.” He chuckled, walking back over to you. “Let’s play.” At this point you didn’t care anymore, all you wanted was him. He picked you up from your thighs, carrying you over to your bed, lying you down as he threw off his jacket along with his black shirt. He slowly leaned down and started kissing you again, holding onto the side of your cheek as you lifted your leg so it rested against his body. His lips trailed down to your neck, straight away searching to find your love bite. Of course, he found it straight away. You tipped your head back against the sheets, keeping in a moan as you bit your lip.

Jughead removed his lips from your skin, smirking at your reaction. You ran a hand through his hair once again, as you moved your thumb to his lips as he kissed it slowly. His head starting trailing down your chest, placing a kiss against your side as he reached your stomach, your hand still tangled in his hair. Wet sloppy kisses trailed down your stomach, curious to how low he was going to go. He reached the waistband of your pyjama shorts, biting the strings as he pulled them loose. Jughead then kissed his way back up her stomach, now eye level once again.

“You sure you want to?” He asked politely, yet you could see the lust in his eyes.

“Shut up and fuck me.”

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A/N — To be honest, I don’t write smut very well so this is a light smut. But if you do want some smuts, please do send in requests! Anyway, I hope you enjoy because I felt like this low key sucked lmao, but if you read it and liked it thank you so much lol.