#the whiplash is crazy

[koolaidashley]

Firefight update so OBVIOUSLY I had to drop everything and draw out the horrors 🙄🙄🙄 ty for the 6 am terror @remedyturtles !!!

Link 2 new chapter below >>>

[thetownidiot]

Like ear, like mouth

[petrichormore]

the kingdom of fools is fucking falling apart meanwhile their number one nemesis is like “Chip what if we built a giant snail”

[labyrinthhofmymind]

the fact that these three events in tcoptp all happen in the SAME CHAPTER

i just-

[ethan-elliott]

I can’t believe we go straight from Michael’s demise to bug sex

[emilarry]

The shuffle feature is wild, man. One minute you’re about to have a breakdown over Sign of the Times, and the next minute Spotify is like, “Dry your tears bitches; we’ve got an absolute bop for y’all! This is I Should Have Kissed You!”

[pinketine]

What was the funniest JoJo ED and why was it Jodeci's Freek'n You

[monster-toy]

My favorite thing about this being a sideblog is the notes will be poppin here with people being horny little monsters meanwhile im blogging about crochet in my main

[theblairwitch]

experience maple leafs hockey

[franoi]

#people feel like they make concious moral choice when they condemn fictional character and thus they are a Good Person #and they think morality is mirrored in the character's appearance #combine these two ideas and you get million of ''he's so handsome I hate that he did horrible things'' posts

(via @honestmrdual)

#I think such people think complimenting him at all would rather make them morally wrong #but if this is the thought process it’s bizarre and in a way it simply assumes this position regardless #just as bizarre as the idea a compliment towards a fictional evil guy would make you morally wrong #especially over his looks (and so Assad's looks) which aren't... a moral quality of anything.

(via @dxxtruction)

It's so funny to me when people feel the need to say "Armand really is so beautiful ugh BUT he's still evil for killing Claudia though” on any random Armand gifset. As if this fictional character's fictional actions can somehow negate the actor's good looks…? Lmao

Also who's gonna tell these people that there’s zero correlation between beauty and morality 😅

[batsandbirdbrains]

Pls just imagine how dramatic a young justice fic would be if it was like

The one where Batman and Robin are magically de-aged to when they first started working together

So now you’ve got a very paranoid and over protective Batman who hasn’t actually met any of the other justice league members yet and an itsy bitsy Robin who looks like he’ll tear someone’s head off. The Justice League has them quarantined in the Watchtower, they’re not letting them go home to the batcave or anything, and Batman is arguing with Green Arrow while holding a flailing Robin by the scruff of his neck. He looks like a feral kitten.

Now keep in mind, no one in this scenario knows Batman and Robin’s secret identities. They’re not even really sure if they’re father and son, brothers, uncle and nephew, or maybe strange mentor and protege picked off the streets, they’ve no clue. So seeing what is now clearly a young twenty-something Batman trying to wrangle in a wriggling eight year old is both highly entertaining and totally baffling. Where the hell did these two even come from. And how has that tiny kid been around longer than some actual adult heroes.

“He bit me!” Kid Flash cries, running away from a glowering Robin.

“Don’t try to touch me next time, asshole!”

“Hey!” Batman barks, holding Robin up by an arm and dangling him in front of him. “We don’t bite super-powered strangers. Who knows what kind of radioactive germs they might have.”

“But B!” Robin’s voice is so high and whiny, Conner is starting to feel dizzy. “He tried to pick me up! He called me cute! I’m not cute I’m terrifying.”

And the two just keep bickering back and forth, Robin eventually hanging with his ankles and hands hooked around Batman’s arm. Batman is trying to shake him off like a bug. They are both still arguing with each other as this happens.

“Did Batman just accuse me of having radioactive germs?” Wally is gaping at the scene in front of him.

As is everyone else. This is a total mindfuck. Who let Batman be in charge of a kid.

The two of them do eventually, reluctantly, start to trust the league. And they’ve been told they have to stay on the Watchtower until their magic expert gets back from a mission. Four days from now.

There’s one point when most others stationed on the Watchtower are sleeping or taking a break, and Batman is holding a drowsy Robin close to his chest and looking out the windows of the observation deck. Someone brought them some casual clothes to wear during their downtime, but they both have domino masks over their eyes. Those who see them like that can’t quite comprehend just how young Batman looks without the cowl.

“The moon looks so big,” a sleepy Robin mumbles, his cheek squished against Batman’s shoulder.

“That’s ‘cause it’s so much closer here,” Batman tells him, his voice incredibly soft. “Can you see where Gotham would be?”

Robin’s head turns just slightly, looking toward the Earth, and he hums, a fist moving up to scrub at his eye.

“S’over there,” he points. “With all the clouds ‘n stuff.”

“Looks tiny from up here, huh?”

“Yeah.”

Robin mouth opens in a comically wide yawn, then he shoves his face in Batman’s neck.

“S’not gonna fall from the sky, is it?”

“Nah.” Batman shifts his arms, holding Robin a little tighter. “This place is in orbit, kinda like how the moon is. It’s not gonna fall.”

“Would you catch it if it did?”

“I’d steal us a ship from here so fast, I wouldn’t need to catch it.”

“Kay.”

Batman presses his cheek to the top of Robin’s head, stray curls tickling his nose.

“Do you wanna practice your flips and shit in the morning? I’ll spot you.”

“Yeah,” Robin mumbles, “And I wanna scare Green Lantern by poppin’ outta the vent again. He screamed like a little girl when I landed on the table.”

“Do a flip when you do it and I’ll smuggle you an ice cream bar from their kitchen.”

“Deal.”

Batman has to twist his left arm funny so he can shake Robin’s hand, his right arm occupied by holding Robin up, and they shake on it.

Batman lets out a snort of a laugh, looking at Robin with an incredibly fond look on his face.

For everyone else, it’s a very long four days of them being menaces and encouraging each other to do more and more odd shit.

When they get turned back, they act like nothing was out of the ordinary. They’re not even phased when they’re reminded of some of the things they got into.

[go-learn-esperanto]

I'm fucking losing it over here

[mar-marmalade]

Bro what

Even if you don't act on it, please read my post. Please understand that Jesus is the way, and for other religions, Jesus is not a prophet He is Christ and God.

He was beaten until wasn't recognized and endured painful hours on the cross. He spent more than 2000 years pleading people to come to him, to come through him to the Father who art in heaven. He died for us when we were still sinner and came back to life and now sits on right hand of God.

If you are ever feeling lost, or in an abusive relationship or things come to the Father! He still loves and cares for you.

And my apologies for putting tags that is not related but i have to try and save all of you because i love you. But it is not my love im loving you with, its the Father's love and grace for us. COME TO THE GOD WHO LOVES YOU DEARLY.

[bilolli]

Hi @spadillelicious , yesterday I read your fic and I'm normal about it. Take a messy fanart.

[nappingmoon]

thanks to that fic i’m now thinking of mewling out a little “umeeee” when uraumes got your face in their hands.

your entire body jolting rhythmically as sukuna thrusts his hips against yours, filling you so well each time. he’s grinning at them over your back, teeth glinting in the dim light, menacing and seductive at once. when uraume looks down at the tears lining your eyes, your pout wobbly and eyebrows furrowed together in frustration and need, they find it harder to breathe.

“please, please, ume kiss me I need it!” you cry, voice crackly and whiney thanks to the screams you’ve let out all night. contrary to the belief of many of the concubines, he does not take you every night. sukuna spent centuries without sex, finding the pleasure of orgasms second to that of eating food. that is, of course, until he met you. being intimate with you gave him a high not even slaughtering entire towns for feasts did. even so, his libido does not match yours. after spending so long without regular inter course, his refractory period was much longer than a humans’. once he came, it could take days until he was ready again.

that meant that every time he was ready, you were at his mercy, subject to every whim and behaving to his exact liking. his occasional nick name for you, doll, was not the endearing term many others use it as. you truly are his little doll, existing to please only him in these moments.

and yet, when he found out about uraumes little crush, he found the idea of bringing them in to watch him play with his doll enthralling. and, as kings do, he got what he wanted.

now here you are drooling, begging to be touched more, to be kissed more, needing more, more, more. since adding uraume to your dynamic, your pleasure has been much more of the focus of these sessions, which, while possibly sounding enticing, has led to your utter ruin. the overstimulation takes over all your senses— muddling thoughts and releasing you of your power over your body. all you can do is be tossed around by your lovers, paying no mind to the numerous marks now littering your body. they serve as small mementos of these sessions during your recovery days following.

and even though all coherent thoughts seem to have escaped you, something in you knows that though you’ll never be able to break your king, uraume is where you’ll find your bidding done.

it is why, when you plead sweetly, tears finally spilling onto your cheeks and chin desperately seeking their touch, uraume gives in, leaning down and pressing their lips against yours. firmness and intent meet a lolling tongue and satisfied giggles and uraume knows that even though they will get punished later for giving in, the sound of your pleasure spilling into their mouth is enough to make it all worth it.

[doyouknowthischaravoice]

Transcript: "Looks like these fish are… [chuckles] wait for it you're gonna love this: All washed up!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you