#the weird world of the unknown

[fitsofgloom]

It Was Witchcraft, It Was Weird

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Wrym: And your third wish?

Mikey, finishing his second pizza pie: Take a wild fucking guess, buddy!

[imjustli]

Hot take: Black Friday is the most american hatchetfield musical

[camille-lachenille]

Me: So, I have these dizzy spells that take me when I am walking and I almost fall bc of them. I also have trouble standing for any period of time because of my poor balance, which is made worse by the above mentioned dizzy spells.

My doctor: have you considered sitting down when this happens?

Me: Gee, thank you Sherlock! I really never thought that sitting down could solve my problem with standing up. But did you hear the part where I told you I kind of like walking and the point is for me to still be able to go out of the house for more than 1 hour at a time?

[pekodayz]

yag.

[firelise]

is he going to study abroad in the US when his brother finds out? Is that why theres all this american swag as his room decor?

[fandomandangstlover]

was anxious, drew muffin. i luv this man.

[thepringlesofblood]

google search: easiest way to become a captain of something so that i can be addressed as "Capt." on paperwork instead of "Mr.", "Mrs.", or "Ms."

[warmcoals]

here's a purely personal take on it. when i was a kid i had to fucking imagine that the pretty women in the pictures or the stories or whatever were Like Me, trans girls. now that im a full grown adult, it's wrapped back around to being the same thing. trans stuff got a bit better and then worse again but at no point did trans girls become desirable. famboys just kinda swooped in and got that prize ig. but i am finding it in my bitter old lady heart to be a bit happy for all the ppl genuinely into that i guess, they get it good.

[eorzeashan]

Besides living in an incredibly haunted castle that may or may not have Jadus' specter spying on him through every mirror and flashes of unknown shadows out of the corner of his eye, Eight was ordered to bring the Dread Master's bodies back from Oricon where they were buried in a plot of soil in Jadus' laboratory-- eventually sprouting from their remains a massive dreadseed tree that bore human-faced fruit. Oddly enough, the tree is very much alive, and retrieving cuttings from it and steeping the roots in tea has a plethora of observed effects, some of which include summoning a hallucination of the Dread Masters, though which one appears tends to vary. They insist through these drug-induced hazes that they are very much at peace, having finally become one.

This does not prevent them from insisting you should join them in this blissful afterlife, among gnarled roots and thorns and bled dry. Perhaps this may even be a false sentiment, given the tumorous outgrowth on the back of their trunk that resembles a missing master.

[just-another-bored-killjoy]

i was in the same room as my first human crush today after what seems forever.

[glompcat]

Do you ever see a post that is so next level infuriating it cancels itself out because the op so clearly doesn't know what they are talking about it becomes hilarious, actually?

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread    

The Battle Drum

sequel to The Final Strife, a queer Ghanian/Arabian high fantasy world where people are divided by blood colour

the nightly hurricanes are getting more deadly, and Sylah travels to unknown lands to discover the truth and find help

meanwhile Anoor is trying to manage her new political position while framed for a murder she didn’t commit

[feelingtyche]

The Croods is what Strange World should have been

[glubandeepspace]

what if rafayel can die in a way that makes the entity / probably-Sea that took over in his branch come back full-force and mc can do the hand to heart command/resonating thing again but it's still not enough to bring back enough of his proper memories/mind bc yay irony and somethingsomething idk and maybe mc finally dies like that too by the hand of this instinct-driven shell of him lmao

[houseofwolvess]

it's so funny watching people talk about how vessel holds his hands as someone who holds his hands the exact same way. like it's funny watching folks talk about how endearing and odd and interesting it is when it just seems. Normal to me