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miraluking-respectfully · 1 year

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MEAN TO HIM!!!

#they're called pumpkin toadlets and they're bad at everything because they're sososososooo teeny weeny tiny #they're so small that their inner ears don't work and they can't land their jumps properly! they are so little it makes them CLUMSY #and they can't hear each other's mating calls either!!!#WAAAUGGGHGH #animals #edit: i did not mean to post this to my star wars blog but whatever i'm keeping it

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ittybittybumblebee · 2 months

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#i saw this video on isntagram but it had some dumb music on it so my video now #Sad there are no teeny weeny slurping sounds

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puppyeared · 4 months

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thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

#the real reason why you arent allowed to do this in game is because the dev knew we'd be nowhere close to finish it if we could #too much power and not enough responsibility etc etc. i dont even know if siffrin would want to stop looping once he figures out he can #do this. “stardust do you want to get out of the fucking loop or not stop smothering yourself on the fighters jugs” LMAOOO #i havent played it yet bc im gonna go in blind and stream it on call so 3 other ppl can watch me cry like a weenie in real time #my art #myart #in stars and time #isat #isat isabeau #isat siffrin #isabeau #siffrin #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isafrin #shitpost #i am. so fucking sorry

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childhoodgrave · 5 months

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#no wonder they call us weenie dogs 😃

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medicalunprofessional · 5 months

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sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

#phantom of the paradise #potp #winslow leach #swan potp #nightmaretheater #these were all done on the same canvas and i spent over 20 hours on it. Its just that good you know #Sorry this movie is making me VICIOUSLY IRREGULAR. its just that good. You have to watch it Now #i hope you dont mind the billion belts i have gifted winslow. she deserves them #lalalalal i love redesigning characters a little teeny weeny bit #Honestly. I want to draw swan more. I hate him so much but hes like really interesting. Im going to put him in situations #I miiight have changed a few details . giggle #…:i just had to give him a cool mark & blonde eyelashes Giggles #anyways i love ur shiny metal teeth winslow *thinks about the metaphorical implications and dehumanization for 10 hours*#So hard to draw her helmet sometimes… But i will willingly struggle . It is Okay!#anyways. Watch this movie now or suffer my curse

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oddthesungod · 1 year

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imogen and her analog horror gf <3

#critical role #critical role fanart #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #cr3 #bells hells #cw: horror #critical doodles #i'm a huge weenie with horror stuff but drawing Laudna all weird and grotesque and distorted is really fun every time

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acorviart · 3 months

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king in his castle

#illustration #cat #black cat #acorviart #pov u watch my cat obsess over every window he has access to #but actually he's a weenie and hates the outdoors (I tried to take him out on a leash before)#he just likes viewing through the safety of glass #anyway keep ur cats indoors they'll live longer

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heynhay · 6 months

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very respectfully countering the anguish of this post by @sourcabbages with my own take

#like believe me i respect tf out of your game. im just a weenie. and also u inspired me.#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #tloz #botw #art #my art

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vivenecii · 1 year

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The amount of time it took me to finish this little drawing is ungodly. Maybe as it should be, I drew a demon after all

#everyone knows the 'just one more page' lie #mine is 'I'll just correct this one teeny weeny invisible detail and it's all done'#it wasn't all done for the next two hours #i'm this indecisive #my art #good omens #good omens 2 #digital #david tennant #crowley #this particular demon decided I don't have an art block anymore

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phana-banana · 3 months

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Those are supposed to be middle-fingers, not willies... Also I am aware this comic makes zero sense to anyone who hasn't seen the show yet. Sorry.

#phana-banana #fallout #fallout fanart #fallout tv series #lucy maclean #the ghoul #gulper #cooper howard #it's hard to make cartoony pink middle fingers not look like weenies

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ozziyo · 4 months

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shitposts that will have me thinking about their insane height difference for the next seven years

#cyberpunk 2077 #female v #nomad v #johnny silverhand #silverv #fem v #fanart #my art #my fanart #my ocs #valkyrie #johnny/valkyrie #she's so short................. she's so so tiny...................................................#johnny silverhand and his itsy bitsy teeny weeny clinically brain damaged gf................................

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chaosfantasmic · 6 months

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scarf creature wars

*runs away*

#legend of zelda #linked universe #funny #silly #lu warriors #lu memes #He deserves to be teeny weeny

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deerspherestudios · 2 months

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Is mychael comitting cannibalism by eating mushrooms

But is he a mushroom??? 🤨 Much to thinks about,,, 🤔🤔

#mushroom oasis vn #mychael ask #this is more a joke answer than anything else but mysteryies can remain as mysteries #did i ever really specify he IS a mushroom???#i described his horns and tail as flesh-like and tastes like meat #pls tell me if im wrong theres too much lore on this blog now to fit my teeny weeny brain ahhaha

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grumfield · 2 months

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that mater/mcqueen meme is so them i fear

#obikin #vaderwan #my art #Star Wars #did Vader get to keep his weenie after Mustafar? who knows #sw.

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 3 months

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Transcript:

Keep honking!

I'm getting sucked off by a blowjob robot completely powered by the sound of honks.

AND I'M ABOUT TO BUST.

This is a real sticker btw.

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #suggestive #stuck in traffic. straight up horking it. and by it hehee well lets jestr say. my machinie weenie #<- horrible tag i know

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do2faj · 4 months

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His color palette gives me headaches

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