#the way redditbros are LOSING it over the *possible* kiss theories LMAO

[neyafromfrance95]

sauron x galadriel is truly the ship to end them all bc i've seen the ships hated on for various reasons by various people, but i've never before seen the incelbros be on the verge of a collective self-induced stroke bc of a ship.

like, i understand why the moralists/puritans hate sauron/galadriel but what is it about this ship that triggers the incels and the boys club bros this much?

and no, it's not really about the lore bc in said lore galadriel is known as a "man-maiden" whose entire thing is the desire to rule/lead while being tempted by her neighbor groping for her mind. so, yeah, the fanboys 100% hate on trop!gal bc of misogyny but what i don't get is why having romance with sauron makes it so much worse for them?

like, by the way they are losing it over this ship, one would assume that it's this exaggeratedly woke dynamic between two nonbinary bisexuals, lol. is it simply bc they want gal to be a divinely feminine tradwife stay-at-home mother and nothing more and think sauron represents the temptations of leaving ur nuclear family for a devil's hot secretary or smtng? 😭

[perplecta]

They are jealous knowing they could never stand hot Sauron

sauron x galadriel is truly the ship to end them all bc i've seen the ships hated on for various reasons by various people, but i've never before seen the incelbros be on the verge of a collective self-induced stroke bc of a ship.

like, i understand why the moralists/puritans hate sauron/galadriel but what is it about this ship that triggers the incels and the boys club bros this much?

and no, it's not really about the lore bc in said lore galadriel is known as a "man-maiden" whose entire thing is the desire to rule/lead while being tempted by her neighbor groping for her mind. so, yeah, the fanboys 100% hate on trop!gal bc of misogyny but what i don't get is why having romance with sauron makes it so much worse for them?

like, by the way they are losing it over this ship, one would assume that it's this exaggeratedly woke dynamic between two nonbinary bisexuals, lol. is it simply bc they want gal to be a divinely feminine tradwife stay-at-home mother and nothing more and think sauron represents the temptations of leaving ur nuclear family for a devil's hot secretary or smtng? 😭