#the way he said odd tho- TwT

[keanakooki]

Update on that guy I befriended, from the care home.

I took the lovely advice of someone who commented on that post, and I asked the guy what his opinions were on John and Paul's friendship, and Brian Epstein as a person.

He said he felt sorry for Brian and the way he had to live a double life of secrecy because of his homosexuality and the times he was living in. But also said that despite seeing that John sometimes acted a bit, quote on quote "odd", he was definitely straight, and not at least bisexual-

[vaizos]

COBS WHEN I CATCH YOU COBS (dumbass joke story if u read all of this then holy guacamole HELP)

im gonna take cobs to a cookout except im not gonna let him stay im gonna let him be COOKED!!!!!!!!!!!! (quite literally)

first i will break into meeple headquarters; as i do so, just to save time on the way, i post on twt (or x. sighh) how cobs is a dumb multimillionare who needs to be cooked. as i get a thousand likes on said post in under 30 seconds (trust), i then make it to my destination... on the way, one of those stupid phones is right there, the more "technologically advanced" thing, yknow. i do the thing where i just poke it as it somehow bends and falls down (#awkward). i make my way inside meeple headquarters, flopping onto the floor like a stupid idiot. i get up and make my way to cobs' peculiar yet horrifying office thingamabob. he asks me what the hell im doing there. i reply and tell him that i will take him to a nice cookout before hell takes over except he already has hell taking over because he thinks hes alllll that and hes soooo cool when in reality he really needs to take a shower. he tells me no, and i say i will definitely most totally 100% explode mephone4 (im completely lying) and he eventually says Okie Dokie! in the mario voice for some odd reason wth cobs do you need your meds againAnyways we arrive at the cookout and i take him over to the dad with the grill chef skills who is. working. at the grill. what else /j Anyways i tell cobs to stay put or im going to explode him and he does so even tho i expected him to execute me on the spot. i tell the grill chef skill dad that he should totally cook cobs because cobs is so mean and he hates his son for no reason whatsoever. the dad says yes and uhhh yada yada he cooks cobs and they all have a nice feast!! ok the end i ran out of ideas

[dapg-otmebytheballs]

something ig is a bit of a hot take (maybe not on twt tho) is the whole people speculating about dan’s gender. it all just feels a bit off because i sort of think of it as his whole sexuality journey and how people were so onto him. he has said that he is comfortable as a man but obviously if that were to change it would be fine and we would be accepting.

as well as saying phil is autistic or neurodivergent based on some behaviours and videos. he has not stated it so we don’t know but if he came out and said he was it would all be fine. i just feel weird about the whole speculating aspect of it.

It's fine to not want to engage with particular kinds of fandom activities, you can always curate your experience so that you don't see people posting that

It's odd that you throw this at me though, who has a whole autism tag for keeping track of these instances where Phil does things that make autistic me feel represented

No one is pressuring them, no one is tagging them, this is just what marginalised people are Like when we see kindred spirits and go all Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme at them. We aren't trying to get personal info from them, nor are we trying to spread misinformation about them. It is something of interest to me though that when people try to shut down speculation because 'we shouldn't assume', they don't realise that you are taking being cis and being allistic and otherwise neurotypical as the 'normal' there. "They haven't said they are trans so you should assume they are cis" "They haven't said they're gay so we shouldn't assume they are" what should we assume in these scenarios? That they are the 'normal thing to be'? Because people are hardly ever uncomfortable about speculation when it's shit like 'maybe they like cats more than dogs' 'do you think this celebrity is gonna marry his girlfriend this year? I think he is' etc etc it's somehow always only when marginalised people are like 'ooh I really relate to those experiences and went through that phase of discovery, wonder if they are also a part of this group' that people start being uncomfortable. Which is like. Honestly, genuinely, betraying some internalised queerphobia and ableism.

If you have your reasons for it good for you, yk, you can learn to make it so you don't see shit that makes you uncomfortable. It's just v weird to go to marginalised people of that group to say 'hey it made me uncomfortable that you even suggested that someone might be like you'. Yeah we know, we hear that like. All the time. Lol.

This askbwasn't worded very hostile so I'm taking in good faith and assuming you just didn't think about it this way before, so like. Anon if you see this please do a bit of introspection about this. We are tired of having our identities treated like they're radioactive

[baeshijima]

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧

A/N : i have nothing to say other than the fact there will be an excessive amount of twitch slang bc why tf not + just,,, heavy streamer!albedo brainrot ;-;

masterlist

AIGHT

streamer albedo

…

pog—

so before we get into him being whipped for u, let’s go over the type of strimmer mr Kreideprinz is

fun fact that’s his twitch name—

albedo would be the type to do lots of variety streams of different games, but also the occasional art one if he wants to have a chill stream with his chat !!

speaking of chat… they’re an odd mix of wholesome supporters, KAPPA + POGGERS + catJAM (bc he always has some bangers on in the bg like yes u bless our ears my guy) + KEKW + EZ Clap + his own emotes spammers, mr albedo’s very own shrimps (me, ahEm—), and ppl who just appreciate his voice + gameplay

if there’s a troll he just bans them OMEGALUL

omg he has lots of emotes (which he made in some of his art streams so his viewers could choose some) for every scenario but we’ll get into the popular ones in a bit 👁👁

he’s most definitely one of the bigger, well-known streamers but with a smaller group of friends

his discord server has,,, a lot of ppl,,, 70k+ ppl big,,, rip notifs if ur in it ;-;

he has it muted tho 🐥 like, sir, that’s ur server pay the goddamn price smh

wait i forgot to mention this but he has his webcam on when streaming

so u can bet ur chickens that when ppl come to visit his stream bc of whatever category he has on, they stay for his visuals and voice <33

his twt 🤡 mans gets 1k+ likes, rts, comments within the first 5-10 mins

omg he gets soft when he receives sm support from his community 🥺🥺

gifts so many subs when hitting milestones, chat is wholesome or just whenever really HJKSDHKL 

also doesn’t swear much unless he gets played by his own game and/or someone is being incredibly annoying <//3

he also just,,, eats on stream

albedo straight up takes his webcam with him to show him cooking if his viewers ask for it

or he just orders food then and there and eats while chatting to everyone or watching youtube with his chat 🥺

nOW ONTO HIM BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER

this AR55 man 👩‍🦯

he can literally produce content from anything

from artifact farming, to spiral abyss, to running around mindlessly, to building characters he would normally never build, to him seeing how high up is considered too high to dive

and everyone eats it up bc it’s albedo <3

also !! he’s the type who includes the story quests in his streams so his reaction and thoughts on everything is just,,, there

now when u were first introduced in the prologue (yes ur one of the ogs + involved in the dvalin fight <33) he blanked and all his viewers could see was u on screen with him staring blankly in the bottom right of the screen

this man straight up saw u in a cutscene for one second and fell in love

his chat went wild omfg

he immediately made an emote for u and that’s his most popular one 😌

but i kid u not, the moment u appeared in that cutscene (one in which he will forever treasure in the crevices of his heart) was the moment he asked this exact question ;

“ so (y/n) banner when? ” 

and mihoyo heard his pleas and answered with ur event banner 

except it was like,, 4 months later 

at least ur finally here tho :’)

now he can have his lil science-y moments with ur voicelines ;-;

yes, ur the chief alchemist but ✨ 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 ✨

. . .

shut up

n e who

when he saw the notification from mihoyo’s official forums that u will be a playable character in the new update — along with new characters, region, events & a domain — i shit u not he did a rt, his own tweet, an announcement on the community feature on youtube, and made constant reminders to his viewers on twitch abt how he will be a (y/n) haver no matter what

he even added future (y/n) haver in his twt display name

what a shrimp—

the 1.2 update stream 🐥 he was there waiting for it to go live with like,,, 19k viewers spamming his chat abt predictions and obv ur official release + showcase

and when i say this man fell even more in love while watching ur trailer and character showcase 🥺 he wouldn’t stop smiling or being in awe bc ur just??? so stunning???

mihoyo clearly has a favourite child and it’s u

chat was spamming ur exclusive emote like crazy oml

u can bet it was also flooded with lots of POGs and POGGERS 

overall it was a very fun, chaotic stream filled with lots of (y/n) appreciation and love <33

also a very memorable stream for all his viewers bc of the side of albedo they rarely see unless ur involved

the day ur banner was to go live tho 🐥

the streams leading up to the fateful day consisted of him farming ur mats 

that’s it

boss runs, local specialties, hero wits, talent books, the mats needed for ur weapon he was inevitably going to pull for (only the best for the best, afterall) and many domain runs

many painful domain runs

all of it was worth it tho bc ur worth everything :’)

an actual quote said by him—

at least he can get u and ur weapon to lvl 90 right off the bat with all the artifacts tailored for u ;-;

and get u to that point he did HJSDKJF

once ur banner dropped? immediately started wishing

2 multis in and he gets u 😣

albedo nearly cried and was the literal embodiment of head in hands

wHEN I SAY HIS CHAT BLEW TF UP AND HIS MODS JOINED IN

modCheck has left the chat

everyone’s rooting for him :’)

pulled for ur weapon and got it in 1 multi

sir give me ur luck pls and ty

but yes he nearly choked on the gASP he let out while chat screamed even more

he blanked for a bit, i won’t lie ;-;

but when he realised this was real, he immediately went to his party set up and put u in

can we all get an f in the chat for his lvl 10 tartaglia 😔💔👊

his chat usually rages at him to build him but if he’s being honest, he cba

ur vl when he put u in the party tho <333

now he’s just spent half an hour running around with u, letting u do ur idle animations (will always be grateful for mihoyo creating u like this), reading ur very limited (for now—) character story and going through ur voicelines 

ur morning & about us (when he unlocks it) voiceline >>>>> his heart be running laps rn i swear

eventually he does begin to build u after much admiration on his end and at lvl 1 with lvl 20 artifacts, u already have 1.6k atk 🐥

now after he levels u and ur weapon to lvl 90, u have 2.8k atk 🐥

rip mobs <//3

he now plays u as his main dps 😌

the kit initially designed for u is meant to be more for support?? kinda like the whole ganyu or zhongli debate abt them being a dps or a support/sub dps ;-;

except ur more utility like venti or bennett

and even though the majority said at the beginning (aka, mihoyo, pretty much any other streamer and the larger part of the fanbase) that ur meant for support, he said fuck that and built u as his main dps

and i won’t lie, u do more damage than any of his characters, and ppl who co op with him

ur his pride and joy :’)

he went to take a look at ur consts to see if they were worth the rng suffering and, lo-and-behold,

they were

so now he’s using all his saved primos for u to try and get ur c6 const, along with making ur weapon r5 :’)

his chat gets a free view of him internally suffering when the gold light doesn’t come, and his external suffering when he loses the 50/50

in the end, he decided to whale for u <33

after nearly an hour, he has u to c6 and ur weapon to r5 ;-;

now all he’s been doing the whole stream is running around with u in open world, doing his daily farming, doing more domain and boss runs, exploring the new region (dragonspine) + ur story quest

he’s saving the event quest for another stream bc ✨content✨ 

in ur quest, he had multiple heart attacks and now has many, many screenshots <3

he now has a zoomed in pic of ur face as his twt pfp <33

okay so i also feel like he’s not all that bothered abt getting characters to friendship level 10 immediately and would rather let it happen through time

but obv ur not any other character *proceeds to debby ryan at u*

even if ur not fit for a particular domain or boss, he still puts u in the party so when collecting the blossom/rewards, u can get the friendship exp ;-;

he just wants ur name card so he can show off okay 🥺

when he lets his viewers pick out the playlist, 98% of the songs are from ur character demo theme 

they just know him so well 😩

they also just wanna see the way he smiles when he hears it play but shhhhhh

now he just has his in-game avatar as u, and ur namecard too <33

also his signature is just ;

“ (y/n)’s favourite streamer ”

[chameleon-madrigal]

Hiiiii! can you write Camilo x Reader fem? Camilo is very much in love with his friend Y/N but she chases Bruno (Y/N sees Bruno as an older brother) and some think that Y/N is in love with Bruno (a girl in love with Bruno xd) but in reality T /N He has asked Bruno many times for a vision of whether in the future he will have something with Camilo (Bruno does not accept, he knows that they both like each other but he does not want to say it xd) (I'm bad with english, I hope you understand me TwT)

XV | Cuentos de Camilo

(Stories of Camilo)

Title: Not the seven foot frame

Genre: Fluff

Pairings: Camilo x Fem!Reader

Bruno x Fem!Reader (Platonic)

Warnings: None

Summary: Being bestfriends for years, Camilo is inlove with his amiga. Y/N being close with every family member, mostly his Tío Bruno. Camilo thought she likes him, which is odd but didn't question it and was quick to jump into conclusions. Bruno getting tired of these two lovebirds, helps them to confess. Ofcourse, without spoiling or telling them their future.

He/him pronouns for Camilo

She/her pronouns for Reader

Note: Hello lovie, sorry for the super delayed i found it hard to get a time between my modules huhu. But I love this one, coz I really wanna imagine milo and bruno's dynamic! Hope u love it thank u mwaaa, enjoy<3

MASTERLIST HERE!

"Awhh look, I see you really miss me much that you fetch me here before I do my chores?" Camilo teased as you step foot into the Casita, you rolled your eyes but still hugged him back.

"Stop being so ambicioso, milo"

"Fine whatever. Why were you here anyways?"

"Oh, I am finding your Tío Bruno" You said which made Camilo looked at you confused.

"You always see my Tío everyday and this is the 5th time of the week you keep on asking him where he is everytime"

"Yeah, you know I just want something. Nothing serious" You nervously chuckled as you saw his Tío and went to him leaving Camilo alone, as he narrowed his eyes while looking at the both of you at a distance.

"Does Y/N like Tío?" He asked himself, feeling weirded out.

"If its true, then the age gap is really..." Dolores suddenly showed up, hearing Camilo's thoughts as he held his hand to his chest, shocked at his sister's sudden voice.

"I mean Y/N and I are at the same age, maybe she admires my Tío...or idk ugh so frustrating!!"

"Why don't you just confess? I mean its easy to put that way?"

"I don't wanna ruin our friendship if I get rejected, hermana"

Dolores could juat sighed at his lovesick brother as he went to do the chores for the town, feeling displeased.

Everyone in town knew how cute your friendship with Camilo is. They would always see you hanging out near the fountain, the marketplace or just along the village. Some thought you two are together, but you two would messily stutter at the comment trying to deny when people obviously see that you have mutual feelings for each other.

But some would say that you two are just friends and tries to think that you are inlove with non other than, the Tío of your bestfriend which is Bruno. People know how you would always follow and seem to be pursuading Bruno about something. They thought you are crushing on him, that you would uninentionally ditch Camilo.

"BRUNOOO!!" You shouted as the people look at you, chuckling as they saw the scene. You on the back of Bruno, casually hanging on him as he deadpanned walk back to the Casita.

"Look kid—" He said as he let you settled down on the ground, holding both of your shoulders "—as much as I want to do it, I really can't"

"BUT WHYYYY, you do that to the others tho!"

"I mean yes but look here's a thing" He said crouching down at your level.

"Life isn't all about cupcakes and rainbows, we have to experience the downside of it and make mistakes along the way but that is how we grow. Now if I tell you, your vision with my sobrino. Its like you just going to confess to him because you know what is bound to happen, life is full of surprises and thats what makes it challenging. I want the both of you to face that challenge, without having an idea if it will gonna turn out good or bad. Okay? This is how you grow as a person, I don't want to just spoonfeed you about the things in your future. I don't want you to avoid those possible bad things that I told you because you are bound to experience it on your own"

He said and smiled at you as a rat suddenly appeared on the side of his shoulders, you sighed as you understand what he meant.

"Okay I get it. Gracias Tío"

"No worries, now I want you to confess to my sobrino soon. I am rooting for the both of you"

"Does that mean your vision is good for us??!"

"Ugh, not a chance Y/N. Adios!" He said and ran away leaving you into a frown as you scoff.

"Woah, I never saw Tío ran like that before. I mean sometimes when he is in a war with Camilo for arepas" Isabela suddenly showed up beside you, waving hi.

"Oh hey Isabela"

"You're asking Tío with his visions again don't you?"

"Yeah, I just. I want to know what lies ahead in my future" You sighed as Isabela patted your head.

"Your future will be great, trust me. I mean Camilo wouldn't let anything bad happen to you" She said winking as you blushed at her remarks.

Days passed you tried to convince Bruno to let you see your future but you would always fail. Chasing him for days made you forgot to hang out with Camilo.

He would always see you two sharings conversations with each other and it would be a lie if he would say he isn't jealous.

He was so tired with chores and the last thing he wanted was to hangout with you. Camilo was looking for you, as he saw you again with his Tío. He watched from the side, good enough to hear your conversations but still good enough to not be spotted.

"I appreciate you so much, Tío" He heard you say as he felt his heart clench.

"No worries Y/N. Its love we cannot stop feeling it" He heard his Tío Bruno said getting the wrong idea as he started to feel mad and upset, thinking you had confessed your admiration for his Tío.

He started walking away but he regret the moment he looked at the both of you, hugging as a smile visible on your face.

Camilo went back to the Casita, as he tried to stop the tears flowing in his eyes. Pepa who was coincidentally standing on the doors of Casita, noticed his son's mood.

"Camilo, are you—" A raincloud suddenly appeared as Pepa hugged his son, sushing him as she noticed a tear brimming unto his eyes. "—let it out to me, mi hijo, okay?" She said as Camilo suddenly burst into tears.

"Pepa, amor the clou—" Felix stopped as Pepa signalled him that their son is crying. Felix hugged his son as well as they both waited for Camilo to open up but it still seem to be sensitive about what happened.

Pepa lead her son to his room and let him rest. As the moment she went down, a thunderstorm suddenly appeared in her head.

"Pepa, why are you starting a hurricane??" Abuela said as Pepa noticed everyone is in the house looking at her.

"Mamá, Camilo came home crying. What else am I supposed to react?!?" She said frustrated as Felix calms her down.

"What?!! Why..Dolores do you have any idea who Camilo got into a fight?"

"Uhmm, he was actually more like got heartbroken by a misunderstanding..." Dolores doubtly speak as everyone was anticipating for her answer. She noticed her Mamá calmed down and no rain or thunder in her cloud.

"Camilo heard Y/N and Tío Bruno's conversation and thought Y/N confessed her love to Tío"

"WHAT?!" Everyone shouted as Dolores covers her ears.

"Okay, that is clearly a big misunderstanding. I mean seriously Y/N thinks of me as a big brother" Bruno said defending himself as he notice the stares of his hermana, Pepa.

"Then why are you two always together" Julieta asks trying to calm down the tension between the family.

"Y/N wants to know their visions of Camilo since she likes—loves him" Bruno said as they got shocked at the sudden bright rainbow appeared because of Pepa.

"Oh that's why. I got tell him so that he won't feel bad anymore!" Pepa said but was stopped by Mirabel.

"Tía, wait! We have a plan, don't worry leave it to us!" She said as Luisa, Isabela and Dolores gave her a thumbs up as she sighed.

Isabela and Dolores was having a hard time convincing Camilo to go in town to pursue their plan. Camilo just looks at them, not interested as he continues stuffing an arepa. Which his Tía made extra special for today, knowing it will help cheer up her sobrino a bit.

"I told you, I don't want to go out. I just want to be...alone"

"Promesa mi hermano, if you will go out Abuela wouldn't be mad of you getting seconds later" Dolores said dragging Camilo into his feet, as they succesfully did.

"Here, bring these" Isabela handed him a boquet of roses.

"Do you have these deliver to someone?"

"Uh Sí! And they need you to bring it so go shoo!" Isabela teased pushing Camilo, as the three of them went to the town.

On the other hand, Mirabel and Luisa were tasked to get you distracted at the mean time. You are hanging out in the fountain, waiting for Camilo without you knowing.

"You know, Camilo went home crying yesterday" Luisa said as you looked at her with wide eyes.

"What why?? I feel bad I wasn't there to comfort him"

"Don't worry! I mean you could ask him that today" Mirabel said trying to lighten up the mood as you nod.

The moment you went to fix your sandals, Mirabel and Luisa saw the others approaching as they secretly left you. As Isabela and Dolores continued pushing Camilo, and ran away.

As soon as you looked up, you locked eyes with Camilo as blushed was evident in both of your faces. Camilo knew by then, you set them both up as he sighed looking at his hermana and prima. Signalling him to give you the roses.

"Uh hi.." You awkwardly said and smiled which he did too.

"Uhmm for you. Isabela picked the best ones" He said as you take it and thanked him. After a small conversation, you decided to went to the hill. As this was what Mirabel suggested for you to hangout with Camilo, the moment you would see him as you realized they set this up.

You both arrived at the hill noticing a picnic set up and Bruno sitting...?

"Tío Bruno?" You both said at the same time as he smiled as a rat was in his shoulder.

"Enjoy your date" He said and patted your shoulder as he ruffled his sobrino's hair and went down the hill to leave you two.

"Date? But I thought you two are already dating" Camilo said as you looked at him for a moment and started laughing.

Camilo started glaring at you, still feeling on the phase of heartbroken as you continued laughing for a minute.

"Oh gosh, lo siento. Ugh that was the best joke you said so far" You said as you patted his chest, subtly leaning closer to him.

"What makes you think I like your Tío?"

"You are always with him, chasing him around and I heard you two yesterday something about love and all" He sais rolling his eyes at you.

"We were talking about my feelings for you, Milo. And yes I like you i mean I love you" You finally said being serious and smiling at him.

"Wait so I am the one you lov—" You cutted him off with a quick peck on his lips as you sat on the picnic set, teasing him as you pat the seat next to him.

"I never knew you would confess first" He suddenly teased as you felt happy he is back again with being Camilo.

"You're too scared to do it so.." He suddenly went up to you and tickled you as you both shared the day catching up together.

"Yeah, they're being cute and loveydovey" Dolores said as they are currently in Bruno's room wanting to see the vision.

Bruno has no choice as everyone insisted.

He showed everyone the vision, as a sound of church bell rings and two butterflies together. A vision of the wedding for you two.

"MY BABY FOUND HIS SOULMATE" Pepa started crying which caused a raincloud.

Everyone smiled at the vision, especially Abuela who know that the next generation of Madrigals will come up great for the both of you.

[yannfredericks]

g’day folks! It has just occurred to me that I never really spoke about the incredible yolly content I was blessed with in london this may and that is, quite frankly, a crime, so here we freaking GO

ok so I never fully explained my semi-relationship with sinead and jordan (who were playing yann and polly at the time) and I probably never will to both a) respect them and b) not embarrass myself by over exaggerating it but just know that I’ve spoken to them both several times, they’re lovely lovely people who were both fully aware of the yolly ship and just so hilarious about it all and such good sports and SPOILT THE FUCK OUT OF ME with content, so without further ado:

A List of Yolly Moments from May 2019

-yann and polly walk across stage as act 4 scene 14 begins and as they’re laughing together yann wraps his arm around her shoulder and tugs her into a hug as they walk (I very nearly screamed and unfortunately couldnt focus the rest of the show, a fact jordan and sinead found most amusing)

-spoke to sinead after the show and she said that jordan often did this sort of thing to mess with her???? hello??? where was I??? (exact words were “he’s always fannying around, sometimes he kisses me, etc...” EXCUSE ME HE WHAT????)

-jordan said he does it bc he “loves her” and was “sure they’ll be more yolly moments” to look forward to and BOY was he right

-bammy set out to murder me after that and I am forever grateful

-the night he knew I was in consisted of him wrapping an arm around her, standing by her, looking at her, talking to her ANY TIME HE WAS ON STAGE which, as an avid fan of both yolly and jordan and sinead, I can confirm was NOT NORMAL

-pretty sure in the EGM scene that sinead’s character got into an argument w someone and jordan wrapped his arm around her and started arguing too, part of me swears he called her his wife, either way it was incredibly amusing

-yann annoying the everloving fuck out of polly in the wand dance, teasing her and getting up in her space, playfully rubbing in that his spell worked before hers etc

-should mention that at one point karl wrapped his arm around polly (craig (who plays karl) ships karl and polly which is HILARIOUS to me) and she was so quick to shove him off...no such complaints when yann did it tho...I see you..

-so after wand dance polly always goes “oh poor little potter!” and craig goes “he’s so embarrassing” and that’s about it as everyone giggles and mocks albus but THIS TIME after those two comments, as they’re leaving the stage yann turned back and YELLED “POLLY!!!” and I DIED pretty sure my exact reaction was to squeak and hiss “FUCKING HELL” to my friend beside me, followed by “HES TRYING TO KILL ME” and I was not exaggerating in the slightest

-so anyway they’re in love we know this, I have never seen a boy more enraptured, no matter what they were doing on stage he was watching her

-IN THE TWT SCENE HE WAS HANGING OFF HER SHOULDERS AND HIDING HIS FACE IN HER NECK AND SCARF IT WAS SO CUTE

-so polly is exasperated with him in the funniest way that so clearly tells you that they’re best friends and yet she’s simultaneously hopelessly endeared and idk what to tell you if you don’t ship yolly bc it’s there!! it’s happening!

-I tweeted a bit about Yann’s handsy-ness and sinead openly stalks my acc on the odd occasion and tweeted jordan “don’t touch what you can’t afford x” which is SO HER POLLY I couldn’t believe it I love them

-the thing about jordan and sinead is that they’re best friends off stage and my god it shows in their onstage chemistry and I am so thrilled I got to see them

-continued to be husband and wife in the second EGM, incredible content and teamwork to push the staircases off stage, we stan a hardworking couple

-(unrelated but once when jordan was on as scorpius, during the godric’s hollow scene after the malfoy hug I saw sinead in the wings give him a little wave and I just-)

-at the end of this show they had their little walk and hug moment that filled my heart with love and I can’t thank them enough for going so above and beyond for me that day :’) and jordan agreed to pay for my funeral so high fives all round x

-this hug became a Thing for the last few shoes before cast change, and on the day itself I swear they just wrapped both their arms around eachother as they did the cross... :’( I’m emo and I miss them

-I will never be able to thank jordan and sinead enough for their kindness, their good sportsmanship about the whole thing, for playing along, for making me feel like a friend and for just embracing me as I am and, of course, for being the first to make yolly canon, truly the GOAT

-honourable mention goes to jordan the first time I met him for bringing up yolly and going “yesssss this is the ship!” he had my heart from the moment he was wheeled on stage and he’s had it every day since

-cast four brought us emma may and luke who are SUPERB and apparently decided to make yolly canon of their own accord, bc while I was still mourning my OG yolly legends for that first show I saw with them they ended the show crossing the stage with a HAND HOLD!!! A CANON HAND HOLD

-this was a lot to process and tbh I still cant believe that happens canonly every night

-they have such a fun relationship on stage, polly protects him as they walk past draco and they have a little gossip

-I’ve seen emma’s polly be incredibly excited when Yann’s spell works in the wand dance, I’ve also seen her throw a fit and ask why his worked and her’s didnt bc it’s “not fair” and I love both responses

-their characters also hold hands at the end of the pumpkin placing scene and they literally skip offstage holding hands?? pure

-polly is constantly trying to get yann’s attention during the DADA scene and it’s beautiful

-in many ways their yolly feels a lot younger than jordan and sineads and they seem to play a lot more games when it comes to their relationship, like real schoolgirl crushes on eachother

-I have a friend (@karl-jenkins) who described it as polly actively pursuing yann and yann playing hard to get until craig dies and they realise life is too short to not be together and that feels really fitting for them

-jordan and sinead were more two best friends who were as close as friends can be, knowing how to push each others buttons and tease eachother with all the true love and fondness bubbling just beneath the surface ready to spill and I am irrevocably in love with both of their versions

-stage door mentions of yolly include leah mentioning that she’d heard a lot about them recently and agreeing that polly doesnt NEED yann (bc shes a boss ass bitch on her own) but that they’d be a good couple so we stan her

-me telling ryan my yann’s backstory after he LIED to me about having one for him kssjsjs and jon overhearing and being more into it than any other person I’ve encountered 

-jon, out of absolutely nowhere, saying “tell me about your yann and polly fanfictions!!!” I mean...what?

-in summary, yolly is canon and the yolly shippers stay winning

-thank you for your time and please let me know if there’s any yolly moments that you have seen yourself!!!!

[yumenosakiacademy]

ok twt released this thread where it shows a ton of met gala looks n lets go in2 opinions bc im bored n hungry (note: most of these r not taking in2 account the theme of the gala, which was “in2 america” or w/e, but i do mention it occ. i see it not as a requirement, but if they go w the theme in a specific or obvious way, it’s smth 2 note) (note2: this is only covering the ppl in the thread, not any others tht were omitted, bc there r apparently Others tht werent in the thread)

holy shit the absolutely dreamy looking pink gown on billie? beautiful. princess-like. loving the hazy look to the long train. could use some accessories/jewelry tho, methinks. but even w/o it, it’s a lovely dress.

harris reed... not a fan. i was willing 2 say it was Ok but i noticed the bottom half was, in fact, NOT  dress layered w feather, but a sleek gold dress n then this weird sparse feather thing tht hangs over it n i went oh tht’s a no 4 me

j.lo’s outfit gives me pimp vibes im living 4 it. it radiates Power.

nas’ 1st outfit (the puffy gold 1) isnt all tht appealing 2 me... mayb if the puffy arm parts were replaced w smth tht jus draped from the shoulders or a mid-high collar 2 resemble a king’s cape but it looks a lil silly. 2nd outfit (gold suit) is p bold, i can dig it. not much 2 say on it bc it’s jus a gold suit of armor, ngl, but it’s not smth u see at a gala, so tht’s unique. 3rd outfit (gold bodysuit) was v pretty i like it.

grimes’ outfit honestly makes me think space warrior or smth n i rly like it? i dont typically like tht hairstyle, n the pattern on the outfit is still a lil eh, but i like the metallic mask n the makeup n the way the fabric drapes in gradient to black at the bottom. also a SWORD? is tht even allowed?? like, it apparently Was but surely they mustve got it checked out w met gala b4 bringing it, right? fun fact, it’s made from a melted AR-15, which kinda goes w the america theme, ironically enough. idk i rly dig this odd look.

love the dress n hair on lupita!! luv the glitter n overall shape tho n her hair!! is so pretty honestly. idk who this lady is but shes stunning.

frank ocean’s outfit is simple n ok BUT i dont the weird ugly robotic baby he was carrying. the outfit it had on too? like this... weird green patterned onesie or smth? UGLY as hell. at least chose a better onesie if ur gonna hav the weird baby prop... it doesnt even match w his outfit n the pattern is such a fucking ugly 1.

megan fox rly out here giving us devil mistress  holy shit. it looks cool as all hell i luv it. hot as Hell, pun intended. 

addison rae looks boring, im ngl :I the dress isnt all tht pretty n it’s kinda simple. like, not inherently ugly, per se (tho im not a v big fan of how it looks at the top of the dress) jus... feels basic. 

ciara’s is football-themed, thus does matcht he theme 4 the event, america, n i do like the shade of green she used also glittery fabric n the shape of the dress near the bottom, but the parts to the side of the dress where it shows skin feel like they bring the look down, honestly... if it didnt hav them, it’d look better. but bc it has them, im not personally a big fan. 

barbie ferreira is giving flapper vibes, n w the theme being america tht’s v fitting! lots n lots of pearls~ id say quite a few too Many pearls, as i wouldve preferred more fabric n stuff? but i can see what she was going for n i dont terribly dislike it! it’s ok. 

kim’s outfit is ugly, end of story. dont try 2 go 4 so unique tht it looks awful. unique? yes. no1 wouldve expected tht, but it’s so...?? why cover ur face n everything else n then make it look so Odd i jus.. ew. no. 

kendall on the other hand looks nice! draping jewels (esp diamonds or smth in tht whitish-grey sparkly color) n transparent fabrics r a classic tht’s used v often n the same applies here. looks nice! luv the way the jewels curve down.

ppl in the replies r calling olivia rodrigo’s outfit boring n while i can kinda agree, it doesnt look too terribly bad? i dig the outfit, esp the lace fishnet fabric. i think it’s p cute! but compared to all of these pretty gowns, yea it might b a bit underwhelming. not ugly tho!

ppl r rly ecstatic abt lorde’s outfit on the other hand, but i dont like it? the fabric reminds me of like, curved construction paper or tortillas n it jus feels p boring 2 me i dont like it at all :I

miss biles... it just is Not hitting. mayb if the puffy gray fabric didnt suddenly widen at the hips it’d still b a bit more acceptable, albeit still not great, but the texture on the grey, puffy, prob heavy fabric isnt great n is jus too like.. dense-looking i dont like it at all. 

justin n hailey look boring. tht’s jus a normal black suit n black dress, bro. absolutely NOTHING special. i do like hailey’s dress, esp the neckline, but dear god theyre both jus so bland? no accessories? no nothing? tht’s jus a straight narrow black dress, hailey. tht’s jus a regular suit, justin. this is the Red Carpet.

gigi... nice hair n gloves n accessories (tho the necklace doesnt rly seem 2 match? it seems a bit golder) but the dress?? ugly. Ugly. i dont care if ppl r praising her in the twt replies. the stiff fabric of the bland, boring outer dress makes it all the fucking worse. like a cardboard roll only more flexible bc Fabric.

i like the red, white, n blue draping fabric on saweetie’s outfit, also it ties in w the ameria theme, but the rest of the outfit (or, as much as i can see bc her front is kinda obscured in the photo) jus.. isnt pretty.

i rly rly luv the dress on naomi, my word! the colors swirl rly nicely together, but i think the black part of the dress would b nicer if as a lower arm coat or smth instead of attached 2 the dress like how i think it is. also dont like her hairstyle, but i think it’s referencing smth cultural n has meaning tht i jus dont understand so! cant say much abt tht. the main dress part tho is rly nice.

chalamet is good until the converse gjhsdn why did he think.. tht converse (or shoes resembling them, as some1 in the replies said they might not actually b converse) would b red carpet appropriate. also the crotch of the pants shouldve been a bit higher imo cuz it looks like its a bit lower, like harem pants but not baggy or quite as low.

i luv the blue glitter gown on miss gorman! wow how glittery! n tht’s not sarcasm btw i genuinely luv glitter gjhsnd but it fits the america theme n is such a bright eye-popping color.

[ms-hells-bells]

yeah i feel the same. earlier last year one of the members of a band i used to like was accused of molestation by an anon twt acc and the whole thing was weird (don't gonna bother u w details, but it was ... odd) but the way everyone reacted to the news kinda threw me off? fans hacked the acc, made fake ones, all of it to deny it, even tho they claimed 'it wasn't true' in the first place. point being, a lot of fans didn't even give it the benefit of the doubt. everyone was so convinced they knew him that even if it was true (the resolution is kind of a mess but the victim said it was a "misunderstanding" at the end) they would've stood up for them. it really left a sour taste of my mouth and i had to leave their fandom bc they were being so insensitive. it's not exactly the same but im sure that's gonna happen with skz too. i believe he did it but their fans are just gonna keep digging until it's all buried up

that already happened with skz lmaooooo read abotu woojin! exact same thing you described happened to a t, not exaggerating, from the molestation to fake accounts to the hacked accounts. crazy how all these people claim to be leftists, feminists, have blm in their account name for virtue signaling, but then destroy and sabotage victims just because it’s a man they like. wild.

[yumenosakiacademy]

hot take but while most of the stuff in the boycottgensh!n tag, like xinyan’s backstory/her being described as scary looks-wise, sumeru, lack of darker charas (n the few there r r misrepresented [see: xinyan]) n the hilichurls thing r Legitimate n should b Acknowledged n talked abt n r Bad, some of the things r Reaching or hav some stuff behind it:

apparently flora’s original model was of an adult in the beta but they changed her to a kid n 4got to remove ulfr’s (tht 1 “p*do npc”) dialogue. also apparently as of a few days ago, his dialogue abt flora was removed, it seems? it took me 2 secs to look tht up bc i remembered smth was up w it. ppl rly dont do research huh.

the thing abt the voiceline where paimon n aether discuss if kaeya is lighter under his eyepatch n paimon says “what if ppl call him ‘pasty eye’!! tht’d a bad nickname” or w/e is just talking abt tanlines. they’re like “if kaeya has his eyepatch on 24/7 cuz we’ve never seen it taken off does tht mean he’d  hav an embarassing tanline in the shape of an eyepatch lmao tht’d make ppl laugh at him” (see the 6th point down for extra on this)

kaeya being described as “exotic” was ANOTHER odd translation by m!hoyos english staff (of fucking course) n has been addressed here in this twt thread. they meant he looks like a foreigner, basically, which makes sense as khaenriah is a special place tht isnt too like, known abt within teyvat (they also described dainsleif’s clothes as odd, iirc) so his clothes r prob a bit odd/special-looking to mondstadtians n, to quote the twt thread “he’s the only dark-skinned chara in a german-based region-- he looks like a foreigner.” the word in the og CN used was a word tht could apply to any1, n has been used by CN ppl to also just refer to americans in general b4. 

also iirc i’ve seen some ppl say it’s possible he could b south asian or smth? the webtoon n iirc a few others of his chibis portrays him as a bit darker but some other media of him just has him as a tan shade (see: his main art, bday art, kfc chibi, etc) so it’s like ??? is he black or darker asian or? there’s a possibility he’s just a Tanned Character, like the girl from nagatoro who isnt meant to be non-japanese she’s just tan from swim club but his webtoon/4koma appearances make tht seem like tht’s not Likely, but, at the same time, his main pose art n various other arts give off tht impression? like, it’s 50/50 w his art. in some he’s darker in some he’s just tanner. make of tht what u will.

there’s also the possibility tht diff artists (there r multiple who work on official gensh!n art) see him as different ethnicities hence the difference in skin shades. but idrk abt tht so tht’s just a possible speculation. i also cant remember all of his official arts n chibis so. yea.

but if he rly is just a “Tanned Character” tho then tht makes aether n paimons talk abt his eyepatch more reasonable bc it’d b the 1 area where he’d b Lighter due 2 no sunlight with which to tan it with.

“ugh look how much lighter xinyan is in her game model smh! [screenshot]” it’s the game’s Rly Fucking Weird Lighting System. the lighting gets rly bright a lot of the time n isnt the best lighting system ever but so long as ur in a place of decent lighting w a good angle the skin tones dont get fucked up as much. but certain angles rly can make skin lighter yes even for the already pale cast it makes their skin near fuckin paper white. dragonspine makes this worse by being light AND muting colors. some1′s already extracted the model’s data tho n shown tht xinyan’s model is the same skin color as her official art n there’s been other posted screenshots tht show she looks not as light in other areas of the world map n stuff. it’s Just The Lighting. this also goes for kaeya, n see the 4th point abt the whole debate abt his skin color bc he shows up lighter n darker in places idrk whats up w it.

while barbara’s fans r weird esp bc they’re mostly adults, idols all the time even irl have fanclubs n stuff. it’s just tht barbara has 2 constantly interact w them tht’s kinda iffy. but even arthur (is tht his name idrc) the megafan isnt like “huff huff i wanna touch barbara my idol my muse” he Does wanna try to do nice things for her bc hes a superfan but it *is* creepy n comes off tht way bc in his adoration of her he’s basically become a Stalker yikes. tht being said rabid fans is Typical, even if they r a bunch of adult guys. hell, a lot of idols in anime (tht arent Exclusively Idol Animes) hav the common gross stereotypical otaku fans who r usually adult guys who hav all their merch n shit. it’s a Trope. also the adult fans arent portrayed in a Good Light n every1 hates them in canon.

lisa, kaeya, n the perfume lady’s flirting r all fanservice. yea. don’t got much 2 say on tht. it’s Debatable if the travelers r minors tho esp bc they’re over 500 yrs old n im not going 2 get in2 tht.