#the unstoppable march

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Wednesday June 7.

The 1990s. It was the best of times, it was the best of times...

Ahh... the 90s. What a time to be alive. People often throw around the phrase "Halycon Days", but believe you me, the 90s was the real Halyconian deal. It was a time of peace, prosperity. Simpler times, you may say, awash with simple pleasures, the promise of "The World Wide Web", and a little start-up called Starbucks. People thought Furbies were spying on them, AOL Instant Messenger revolutionized the way we communicate, and Alanis Morissette wrote a hit song, "Ironic", which misunderstood irony. It was the golden era of the shopping mall, in which parents purchased exciting new electrical goods in the latest fruitless attempt to heal their gaping spiritual void, as teens on skateboards, with tufts of hair sprouting through their backward-facing caps, loitered around outside blowing gum and wearing black t-shirts with skulls on them.

For reasons unbeknownst to us, #the 1990s is trending, and we are here *clap* for *clap* it *clap*. *ouch*

[cashewbenoit]

it’s all been done

it’s all been done

it’s all been done before

[hecatesbroom]

i have energy today and, as a permanently exhausted person, this is incredibly confusing

[the-tzimisce]

There was a middle school age girl who started crying in the middle of the catacombs and having a wholeass existential crisis, and of course her mom was shushing her and telling her the bones weren't scary, but honestly she was the one in there who was using the space for its intended purpose, unlike the middle aged ladies going over their appointment calendars or even me taking little photos

[sebdoesnothing]

I’m decently at peace with the passage of historical time, but I really don’t know how I’m going to feel when Generation Alpha starts to enter the cultural discourse

[anywayhereskirkwall]

Bro I’m just realizing that if dav takes place about a decade after dai that means my warden lee’s daughter is older now than lee was when she joined the wardens and it’s making me unwell

[multifairyus]

I just be yappin fr

So I used to regularly comment fuckin dissertations on one of my favorite “between installation what if” fics right? but then I missed like two chapters and the ADHD inertia came to a screeching halt. Just disappeared into the void.

I’ve been reading updates since I stopped but felt too shy to comment cuz I’ve potions to mix and spells to inscribe so I can finally end my apprenticeship and become a wizard. And like. the adderall makes me function JUST well enough that I can’t be nearly as thorough in my comments before.

But today I finally commented again. Haven’t heard (or expect) a response back but it’s nice. I missed this.

Last year I was such an active fan community member on different apps and platforms and I can’t wait till I can return with full gusto again…but a gust here and there is probably good for me too.

[blazingrain]

I just discovered / remembered that FNaF 2 only came out three months after the first one and JEEZ that's the weirdest case of the passage of time being short! It feels like there should be a lot of time there!

[verxsyon]

QUAKINGGG I WON AGAIN LET’S GAURRR

[whomst-the-hell]

holy shit its december???? babe i think its still 2021 what the fuck are you talking about

[deltanite]

I really need to follow more nikki blogs again. I realized many of the ones I originally followed years ago are...not active anymore

[gracieblood]

awh no my bread is out of date

[harry-the-pearce]

I learned this lesson in like 6th grade and I have never been the same, for better or for worse.

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[skullzanta]

Guys, Gals and All others, Do you feel that?

The rumbling, the rumbling of the dirt and stone of the graves... It comes soon...

Everyone, I wish you the best of luck, for soon... We shall hatch.

[bisexual-war-criminal]

It's interesting to go into the comment sections of youtube videos that are like 17 years old and seeing comments from people about my age. They left a mark that will most likely outlast them. They would be in their early thirties now. I wonder how life has been treating them