#the ultimate boyfriend

[ozzgin]

I like the idea of the yokai squad with a darling who's already shorter than average with their peers, so they're just miniscule next to Suma and Kiritsubo. They're all traveling and come across a fruit tree and Suma is ready to pick them but reader is like WAIT. I got this. And climbs him like a jungle gym until they're standing on his shoulders, now high enough to pick fruit

The way you described it immediately made me think of this.

[hayweerc]

I had to share this here. I couldn't resist.

[loobonx1]

Tumblr sexymen

Heyy, heres a stupid image of my insanity (the fictional crushes wall)

[varpusvaras]

My wife saw a headline of the Joker movie director saying something about Batman being an alpha male or something (I didn't read the thing) and she said that people who call Batman an alpha male just don't understand his character, because Bruce Wayne is a fumbling failboy.

And I said that yeah another thing Tim is most like him in that sense. Keeps fumbling girls, for one. And then I thought about it more and came into the conclusion that actually, Tim has stopped being as much of a fumbling failboy when he became bi and got a boyfriend.

So, in conclusion, dating men would most likely fix Bruce as well.

[kingofanemptyworld]

so many people draw sakura wearing togame’s shishitoren jacket and they are all absolutely correct, this is the height of romance

[mistfallengw2]

Hey, a sylvari ask game!🌱

1. Are they a Dreamer or Soundless? What's their relationship with the Pale Mother and Ventari's teachings? If the first, have they ever thought about leaving the Dream behind? If the latter, why did they make that choice?

2. How much do they remember from the Dream? Did they have any particular experience in it before awakening?

3. Do they have a Wyld Hunt? Did they complete it?

4. How was their awakening? Did something particular happen? What's their first memory?

5. Are they from the first batch of Secondborn or did they awaken at some later point? What's their opinion on the Firstborn?

6. What did they do after leaving the Grove? Did they feel a particular call or did they just roam and explore Tyria? Would they still feel at home if they went back?

7. What was their first experience with other races? How did it impact them?

8. Do they fit well into sylvari society or are they more at home with other races? How do they feel about fellow sylvari? Do they have any particular sympathy or antipathy for other races?

9. Do they have a job/occupation? Why did they pick that? Did they ever change it? Are they happy with it or are they aiming for something else?

10. What are their hobbies and pastimes? Do they have any natural talent or particularly strong interest? Was it something they knew from the Dream or did they develop it once awakened?

11. Have they ever changed their own appearance? Was it intentional or due to external factors? Did it affect their glow as well? How long did it take? Would they ever change back?

12. What do they usually wear? Do they prefer regular clothes or growing "clothes" out of their bodies?

13. How do they feel about death? Does it make them curious or scared? Do they wish to understand it or do they simply accept it?

14. What do they think of the Nightmare Court? Would they ever join it? What would make them do so? / What made them join them? Would they ever leave it?

15. What are their feelings on their race being minions of the Jungle Dragon? What's their attitude towards those who turned? How do they feel about the shift in perception of their people from other races?

16. Where were they when the call of Mordremoth struck? Did they hear and follow it, or did they resist it?

17. If they were to turn into Mordrem, what would they look like? Would they manage to turn back? / When they turned into Mordrem, how did their appearance change? Did they manage to fully turn back?

18. [Free space for 3 pieces of trivia about your sylvari!]

[inpursuitofnunchi]

Lovely runner makers saw the audience appreciating the loser behaviour and said, "Here, have two." 😩😩😩😩😩

[tkomptgoedluv]

since we’re all sharing our favourite pictures of joost…

[nateezfics]

hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))

[vellichorom]

did you know i ALSO dabble in spooky monthifying all KINDS of characters? at the PEAK of last october, i spedrun through drawing canons, fancharacters, & OC references in the spooky month artstyle for a thing between friends & DAMMIT I'm STILL PROUD of them!

so here's me flexing a little;

FEATURING! @thedoodlecorner's OCs as WELL as @tomiechu's !!!!

[sadiecoocoo]

Ultimate Spider-Man has no straight explanation

[hayweerc]

🎄 Christmas Kitty

[btsstaysgold]

Namkook literally screams 2 pretty best friends!!

(crtto)

[spatort]

Tatort Saarbrücken + Juristische Spitznamen für den Partner

(Danke an @die-ringeltaube für den Fund und @juliaandthephantoms für den Input!)

[daddy-long-legssss]

via turnered_on ig

[gayestcowboy]

guy who gets scared by a rat and jumps into gale’s arms, crushing him