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britta: this may shock you, annie. but i come from a long line of wives and mothers.

annie: many do.

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troy: kettle corn? that's a funtime snack!

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annie: how much effort am i worth?

jeff: i'd break a light sweat.

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shirley: pulp fiction? yeah, i saw it on an airplane. it's cute. it's a 30-minute movie about a group of friends who like dancing, cheeseburgers, and the bible.

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pierce: i'll show you the tool that is most important for our survival. but fair warning, it's my penis.

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britta: drug addict?! you're a pie pusher!

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jeff: well, tell your disappointment to suck it! i'm doing a bottle episode!

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annie: answer the question, adrien grody!

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troy: bing, bong, sing along. your teams al gore 'cause your views are wrong.

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shirley: you don't see me saying anything crazy about abed and troy's weird, little relationship.

abed and troy: [in unison] they're just jealous.

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shirley: because children get pity, but not respect. and adults: they get respect. but, they also get the back of their heads grabbed and their face pushed through jukeboxes.

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pierce: i'll give you the same advice my father gave me the night i lost my virginity: just pick one, they all cost the same.

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britta: i refused to give santa a christmas list because i didn't want to depend on a man for anything.

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jeff: you called me turkey. i love it.

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annie: i was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic.

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abed: this is the darkest timeline.

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troy: I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LEVAR IN PERSON! I JUST WANTED A PICTURE! YOU CAN'T DISSAPOINT A PICTURE! I HATE YOU PIERCE!