#the toons gotta stick together

[zephyrus-gremlin]

Local train engineer gets adopted by two very normal birds that arent secretly his predecessors :D

Aka I gave Spirit (ST Link) animal companions for the sillies (More below)

Wind (later named Lobster by ST Zelda) is a very loud but courageous seagull, and he spends most of his time flying beside the spirit train or in his favorite seat. (Spirit’s hat)

He loves to prank Spirit when he can, but helps a lot in the Spirit Tower. (It reminds him of the Temple of the Ocean King and he refuses to let Spirit go through it alone.)

Spirit considers him as an absolute menace (affectionate) but Zelda thinks he’s a very sweet bird.

Four (Spirit calls him Rainbow) stays on Spirits shoulder most of the time or at the engine of the train when they travel. He’s very fascinated by the train and wants to know how to works. This has led to Spirit developing a habit of checking the train before departure, as Four tends to get stuck in the small spaces of the engine.

He likes to watch Spirit write notes on any of the maps he gets during his journey, and will sing along with Spirit when he plays his flute.

Four made sure to steal borrow some supplies so Spirit could properly clean his blade when needed.

Extra notes:

- Spirit met the two on his train when he went to get his engineer certificate. Since he was in a rush to get to the castle, Alfonzo scared them off.

- They show up again to attack the guards help Spirit sneak Zelda out, and the two are given new names (Lobster and Rainbow)

[slashingdisneypasta]

Ok I SWEAR I'm working on more Freddy asks! But I literally just figured these out, and my brain would not let me rest until I sent them into your inbox. I'm serious, I tried XD you don't have to answer right away! This is so I can get peace XD

So what exactly has gotten my brain so riled up? Well, I was thinking about how we compared the N'ever After Wolves to the Toon Patrol, and that led me to thinking of how they'd be in a swapped setting. Like the weasels are a part of a Fairy Tale world, and the wolves are a gang in the 40's.

I'm gonna have to give them seperate asks to keep them organized. Let's start with N'ever After!

Ok so, let's say that maybe in this world, Fairy Tale Land has grown into the new age. Either that, or fea creatures replace the toons in the 1940's. Either way, fairy tale creatures and character of all kinds are running amuck.

In the case of the bad guys, various villains and baddies have formed their own groups and gangs. In the case of the Big Bad, Granny and Kiddy, they stick together.

Calling them a gang might be stretching it, since it's just the three of them? But they do still commit crimes together, and strike fear into those who know them.

Big Bad, with his manipulative friendliness, is put in charge of collecting debts and striking deals more often than not. He's the one who snags the person in, make them feel comfortable, before he lays it out for him. And he has no problem getting his hands dirty if they don't cooperate.

Granny is genuinely nice, but that doesn't mean he's to be messed with. With his more inquiring smarts, Granny is better at getting intel and interrogating. He can easily play it the easy way, pretending to be a regular guy asking plenty of questions. Or he can play it the hard way; getting the answers out of you by force.

Kiddy is more often by Granny's side, but that doesn't mean he isn't useful. If need be, Granny or Big Bad- mainly Big Bad- will have Kiddy sniff out any run aways that owe them. Or, similar to the movie, they'll have Kiddy check a situation out for them.

Who is the head boss? Eh... Granny and Bad can't seem to decide XD they're constantly butting heads just like in the movie. And if their gang ever grew in size, they'd probably wind up having their own lackeys that follow them.

When Frieda was getting all the bad guys together- which in this AU would take a bit longer, since she'd have to visit each individual gang and convince them to join her cause, Granny was the one who questioned it at first, but Big Bad decided to go all in right away. Granny, and Kiddy by extension, were quick to follow.

Alright, what we really want. The S/O headcannons XD

With your Princess Y/N, I'm not sure how you'd want to implement them in this AU (if you even want to- I'd love it if you'd wanted to! But of course you don't have to ^^). But for my Riding Hood Y/N; I'd say that Y/N is one of the debtors. Sort of.

Y/N runs her own grocer. It's a small business that happens to be in the wolves' part of town, so she's gotta pay the 'protection fee' just like everyone else.

At first it starts off as just paying money. But at some point, Y/N gets the idea that Big Bad likes food, and he seems pretty friendly enough. So maybe, if she gives him some of her produce along with the cash, it'd put her in his good book and make her extra safe!

It works. I mean, who's gonna turn down free food? And Y/N even winds up meeting Granny and Kiddy too after this deal has been made.

Eventually, Big Bad decides that she doesn't have to pay them the money anymore. Claiming that her good food is payment enough now. And this is definitely a relief to Y/N!

But in reality, that's the first sign that the wolves have grown fond of Y/N. The next sign is when they start stopping by her store more often. Even after collecting her 'payment'. It's kind of scary, but as long as they don't do anything to her, Y/N doesn't pay it any mind.

Ok that's all I got because I need to get started on the Toon Patrol ask XD I hope you like these! These are still fresh in my brain, so they may be clunky or change in the future. Don't be afraid to add onto this if you want! ^^

How-... How did you- How did you make me fall for Big Bad even w o r s e??? XD Good lord.

'And he has no problem getting his hands dirty if they don't cooperate'- holy moly. I-

... ANYWAY-

This is amazing omg XD I have read this a f e w (*cough* understatement) times since you sent it and oh boyyy I just love it so much XD I wish I had more to add 😅

Granny being capable of a calm chat but also of beating information out of someone?? Granny keeping Kiddy by his side while he does this 'business'?? Acwywvsidvksoahsbsyckwpqbwbfhcpanack!!

And the x reader stuff-

Oh my lord, I have some imagines for you.

Imagine Granny spending the day with your Red Riding Hood!Reader, maybe Big Bad sent him to try and scope out the situation with you (Why doya gotta pay em for gang protection?? You seem nice enough... its sus.) so he's just hanging out under the guise of being bored on a day off. Asking you if ya need some help around here... if not, do you have oranges? Are they good ones? It's been a bad year. Somehow he fits in perfect and you forget you were suspicious of him at the start today because he's such good company and you like eachother. The whole time he's trying to get you comfortable with him enough to tell him your deal- but damnit, he likes you too. You're smart, and tough, and got a good sense of humour.

Welp, guess he'll haveta tell Big Bad he got nothin from ya~~ But that's all good, I'll go back until got the information. Ya got me word.

And my Princess!Reader!! I feel like she would be a popular princess toon (of course), doing a lot of fairytale cartoons. She's beloved by audiences and she's got a pretty good following.

Imagine Princess!Reader one day meeting Big Bad on the street. She knows he has to be bad news, she's not dumb, but she is passionate about her work and he would be perfect to be her co-star for an upcoming Red Riding Hood remake. Theirs just something about him that hits her hard, she doesn't realise yet that it is lust, and they click so he agrees; sure, why not? Could be a laugh, and you sure aren't bad company, sweetheart~ The way her eyes light up at him agreeing to be her big bad wolf makes him a little soft, he knows he's in deep already, but he's not one to back off. As the filming begins and they get closer and closer (both physically and emotionally), scandalous rumours spread about famous good girl Y/N L/N and one of Toon Towns most notorious criminals XD

[prettycdds]

Hello! 🏠

{{ Hello hello ! I have written with you before, but its been ages! Hello again! As always, with another multimuse I take a scattershot approach and list any connection between any of our muses so here we go ! }}

Howdy !

{{ Of course !! Howdy Pillar is always here to interact with Sally and help with her plays, as much as he doesn't think of himself as much of an actor. But you won't find anyone more content to play a tree, should they ever need one ! ( and I also have Poppy Partridge ! ) }}

Sister Agatha !

{{ She has a Hazbin/Helluva verse as an angel that observes Hell! I really don't interact with the Hazbin community much, I never really felt at home in the fandom overall, but I am always open to interacting with muses from that series that wander into my blog lol ! }}

Undyne !

{{ She has a Deltarune verse and can interact with Noelle! Probably not a good sign when the police start getting involved with whatever's been happening, but her barging in on things is a great excuse to get her to fall into the dark world too! }}

Betty Boop !

{{ With minerva mink! She's friends with Jessica rabbit and Red Hot Riding Hood as it is, toon girls gotta stick together right? You can interact with her during her roger rabbit era or after she's been colorized in modern day! }}

Of course if there's a muse you like that i haven't listed here that never means you can't write with them too!

[karmel-queen]

"Us toons gotta stick together right?" (Get followed fam.)

"By the way, the name's Bendy!! Bendy the Dancin' Demon!!"

(Also, thank ya for the follow!!!)

[madeimpact]

@rathalascendant said: mari ropes her arm around his shoulder. "anime weirdo solidarity."

❝ Us anime weirdos gotta stick together! 'Specially those of us with one foot in the toon door. ❞

[artnerd1123]

Hmm,,, kinda wanna work with more of the employees,,, see what Henry n his friends were like,,,

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #807: Day Two at Roy's Food Shack (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

12:23 p.m. at the Beach Side of Isle Defino.......

Roy: (Smirks Confidently While Watching Ness, Toon, Ashley, Kirby and Zelda Try out Plates of Nachos He Made For Them) Well? Whaddya thing?

Toon: Not gonna lie....(Starts Enjoying the Nachos He's Eating) These are some really good nachos.

Ness: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah. I'm actually starting to like them already.

Kirby: (Happily Cheers) Poyo!~

Ashley: I must admit, Roy....(Use a Napkin to Wipe the Crumbs From her Cheeks in a Polite Manner) Your dish was fairly decent.

Zelda: (Smiles Brightly While Wiping the Crumbs Off her Cheeks as Well) I'd say. Since when did you started making these kinds of nachos?

Roy: A long time ago. (Crosses his Arms) King Dad taught me how to cook them and I've became a master at it ever since.

Ness: Neat. Did you thought of some other foods and snacks you wanna put on the menu?

Roy: Only Hot Dogs, Candies, and Tropical Beverages so far. I originally thought about making smoothies, till I realized that the place behind us are already making business out the whole thing. (Points at the Smoothie Place Behind Them)

Wario and Waluigi walks out of the smoothie place Roy pointed at while drinking the slushes they've ordered.

Waluigi: (Starts Having Brain Freeze) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: (Starts Waluigi at Waluigi's Misery Before Getting Brain Freeze as While) GAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Back to the Kids......

Toon: (Sees Wario and Waluigi Screaming in Agony from a Distance) I feel bad for two sometimes.

Ashley: (Already has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) I don't. They're the epitome of idiocy.

Ness: (Turns to Lucas Who is Cleaning the Food Stand's Counter) So Lucas, how's the work life going for you?

Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) It's going great so far. I cleaned the counters, the tables, I even got to be the cashier afterwards.

Ashley: (Smiles Softly at Her Boyfriend) I'm glad you're having a good time, Lucas. (Slowly Turns to Roy With a Dark Glare) You HAVE been giving him breaks during those times, right Roy?

Roy: (Already Getting Startled by Ashley's Glare) C-Christ onna stick, girl! Relax! I gave the kid plenty of breaks.

Lucas: (Nodded in Agreement) It's true.

Ashley: (Takes a Look at Roy For a Brief Second Before Sighing) Very well. If Lucas said you have, then I'll take your word for it. For now......

Roy: ('Sighs in Relief') Thanks for that. (Starts Grumbling Silently) You creepy ass twerp.....

Ashley: (Went Back to Glaring at Roy) What was that!?

Roy: (Gets Startled Again) Nothing!!

Zelda: You know, I've always been interested in cooking. (Smiles Sheepishly) Despite how terrible I am at it.....

Ness: (Turns to Zelda) How bad are we talking here?

Zelda: Well, for starters, I accidentally burnt the cake to the point where it actually turned into ashes that one time back at my universe. Then after that, I burnt the chicken, ham, corn on a cob, casserole, even the gravy.

Ness: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) How the heck did you managed to burn the gravy?

Zelda: (Sighs While Placing her Hand on her Forehead) Your guess is as good as mine on that one......

Toon: Speaking of burnt cooking.... (Turns to Zelda) Big Link and I are planning to go on a hunting trip in a couple of months. You can tag along with us.

Zelda: You sure you guys want me to go? I don't really know how to hunt that much.

Toon: (Smiles Brightly) No worries. We can teach you the basics once we get there. Hey, we can even get Mewtwo to join with us. We'll have more chances to hunt a crap ton with him on our side.

Zelda: (Sighs While Giving Toon a Sisterly Like Look on her Face) Alright, but we're not using him for shortcuts. If we're going to hunt, we have to do it fair and square, got it?

Toon: ('Sigh') Alright.

Roy: You folks enjoyed the best nachos you ever had?

Zelda: Yeah.

Ness: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm

Toon: It was great.

Kirby: Poyo!

Roy: Good. Cause it cost you $20.00 each.

Toon/Link/Zelda: WHAT!?

Kirby: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Poyo?

Ashley: (Glares at Roy in a Deadpinned Like Manner) You mean to tell me that you called us here try out your nachos, only to charge us an expensive price!?

Roy: (Smirks Smugly at the Gang) That's the thing about business, people. If you wanna gain more money, you gotta higher the price sometimes.

Toon: But for a bunch of NACHOS!? These costs at least $2 or $3 each!!

Lucas: (Turns to Roy With Worry in his Eyes) Yeah, Roy. Don't you think that's a bit too much?

Roy: My business. My rules. (Reach his Hand Out While Doing a "Gimme" Like Motion With It) Now pay up!

Ness/Toon: ('Groans in Annoyance')

Lucas: (Starts Feeling Bad) I'm sorry, you guys.......

Ashley: (Gives Lucas a Small Smile) Don't worry, Lucas. This is not your fault. (Starts Rolling her Eyes on Roy) I should've known there was a catch in all of this from the getgo....

Kirby: (Frowns Sadly While Looking Down at the Counter) Poyo......

Zelda: (Gives The Kids a Reassuring Smile) Guys, it's fine. (Starts Taking Out her Wallet From Her Purse) I managed to save plenty of money from my allowance a couple of days ago. I can try and pay it for of all. (Turns Back to Roy) How much is all of this together?

Roy: Welllllllll......(Takes Out his Calculator and Add Up the Total) Four Nachos + Three Pieces of Chocolate Candy will lead you tooooooo........('DING') Over a hundred.

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) WHAT!? For five Nachos and small pieces of candy!? H-How much are the candies anyways?

Roy: Ten Dollars each.

Ness: Are you seriously!?

Toon: What kind of service is this!?

Ashley: A lousy one. That's what.

Zelda: (Finally Glares at Roy) Roy, this has gone too far. I want you to lower the prices of the nachos and candy you us right now.

Roy: (Starts Getting Even More Smug Like) Or I can you five to work along with Lucas to pay your debt.

Lucas: Roy, no!

Zelda: I'm serious, Roy Koopa. If you don't lower those prices right now, I am going to telepathy to tell all of our moms what you've been doing.

Roy: ('Tch') Yeah. I like to see you try, Little Miss Princess.

Zelda: One. (Starts Glowing in a Pinkish Aura) Two. Th-

Roy: ('Groans in Defeat') Alright! Alright! Fine! I'll lower the prices. $2.50 for the Nachos and $0.50 for each candy. You happy!?

Zelda: (Smiles in a Very Satisfied Manner While the Kids Cheers her On) Very. Thank you, Mr. Manager~

Roy: (Starts Rolling his Eyes in Annoyance) Yeah. Whatever.

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[pollylynn]

Title: Bad Company WC: 900

“Leave the scene?”  —Kevin Ryan, Kill Switch (7 x 08)

They’re an aimless, anticlimactic knot at the precinct after they slap the cuffs on their profiteer. She and he, Ryan, Lanie—they have done all that they can do. They have, in a true team effort,  saved the day on a much larger scale than usual, and it’s time they broke. It’s time they went they separate ways to celebrate, to contemplate, to hug their loved ones and be grateful that what could have been will never be now. 

But they’re reluctant to turn one another loose, it seems. They are one short of their full complement, and that somehow makes them reluctant. It’s as though they’re waiting, even though it’s not like Esposito is going to to suddenly walk in the door. It’s not like Esposito can walk in the door until the doctors are sure it’s safe for  him and every one of the people who undoubtedly wish they’d waited for the local today to be out and about among their fellow New Yorkers, to be among the loved ones they undoubtedly want to hug. 

So they tell war stories about the bank hostage standoff, about the bizarre situation with Emma Riggs. They laugh and hope that maybe Ryan’s gold-star behavior in not getting in Bigalow’s way might win them back some of the good will with HRT that Beckett and he, respectively, had managed to squander. 

They shake themselves eventually. Ryan is the first to peel himself from the desk. Jenny has texted a video of Sarah Grace toddling around the perimeter of the coffee table, lifting her hand and cautiously balancing for a second, for two before plopping her little palm back down. They ooh and ahhh over the video. They shake themselves. They trade sheepish smiles, because it’s silly. They should all go home. 

So they head down together. They head off in their three separate directions with just a little bit of lingering. The two of them—she and he—seem to be headed for the subway. It’s programmed into their feet, but he stops her. He reaches for her elbow. 

“Really?” He tugs her around to face him. He lifts his chin in the direction of the subway steps. “I think, just this once, we can take a cab.” 

“Gotta get back on the horse sometime.” She sticks out her tongue at him, but then her expression grows serious, shy. “And I was thinking maybe . . .” 

“You know we can’t see him, right?” She knows. He knows she knows, and she knows that he knows and all the way down the line. 

“I was thinking we go anyway.” She kicks at the toe of his shoe. “Just to check in.” 

“Just to check in,” he agrees, and they are on their way. 

The subway ride is considerably less eventful than the hospital, where it takes them forever to find out where Esposito even is. The press has been all over the place. They’re hungry for a snapshot or a five-second loop of video to run of serious-looking doctors and nurses zipping themselves in and out of the isolation bubbles. They’re looking for a sound byte and the hospital is, to say the least, nailing it when it comes to keeping g a lid on things—to keep the already traumatized people out of the spotlight. 

But they finally find it, thanks to her aggressive badge work and his willingness to shamelessly bribe whoever with whatever they’d like. They’re finally as close to Esposito and his care team as they’re going to get, which is not very. And they’re not the only ones. 

“Lanie?” It’s more a good-natured accusation than it is a question. Of course Lanie is here. This is absolutely an of course moment. 

Lanie spins toward the sound of Kate’s voice. It’s obvious from every tense line in her body that she’s just been arguing with the implacable looking nurse on the other side of the desk. It’s obvious from the look of utter consternation on her face that she would gladly drop a smoke bomb and cut out of there, if only she had a smoke bomb. 

“Kate,” she says in a voice that is probably supposed to be bright and in-charge sounding. But Lanie’s voice is neither of those things. It is tight and quavering and embarrassed. “Castle,” she adds as though his presence is just the icing on the mortifying cake. 

He grins at her, though. He gives a little wave, then holds up one finger. “Wait for it.” He counts silently down from five, and on cue, Ryan bursts out of a stairwell door and skids to a Loony Toons stop right in front of the three of them. 

“You gu-guys—“ Ryan stutters. “You’re here. All three of you.” 

“And not one of you can see him.” The implacable nurse half rises from the desk chair, the better to glare at all of them. 

“We  know.” 

The four of them roar the two words in unison. It cracks the tense surface they’ve all been maintaining. It makes them laugh. They lean on each other, lean on the walls, drop into the uncomfortable row of hideous guest chairs, much to the chagrin of the implacable nurse. 

“We’re just—“ He catches his breath. He wipes his streaming eyes. He settles into the chair for the long haul. They all do. “We’re just checking in.” 

A/N: Implacable nurses who don’t understand that you KNOW you can’t do anything—that’s a thing. This is no thing. 

images via homeofthenutty

[popculturebuffet]

Toons for Our Times: Star Vs: Demoncism

Halloween Havoc BEGINS! And with Tomtober this same month, i’m taking another of my on and off looks at Tom! Tom tries to tackle his literla nd figurative  personal demons the natural way: by having a creepy anti-demon cult that’s never explained suck them out of his body. For some reason Star has a problem with this. We also get Ponyhead in a robe, the wonders of reflectcor and free toys from the toychest for being such a good boy. Face your demons under the cut. 

Welcome boys, ghouls and that bootiful technicolor rainbow inbetween, to halloween havoc! MUAHAHHAHA.  You might be wondering a few things. What the hell that is, isn’t that also the title of a bunch of old wcw pay per views, and have I gone insane. In order it’s usually my catchy term the past two years and this current one for my binging of halloween films and logging and reviewing them on my leterboxd account, but I decided to expand it to here since while it’s not my first halloween on here it’s the first both reviewing animation and planning ahead, I decided why not reuse a good title here.  As for the wcw thing.. well yeah. It’s a great title, neither WWE, who I think still owns the copyright, nor WCW”s Heir Apparent AEW are using it right now despite being one of the best recurring Pay-Per-View titles either promotions had. Maybe not in actualy MATCH QUALITy but that name.. it just sings to me so i’m using it for my weird blog. I’m not making any money of this so why not. And as for my sanity that left a long time ago. So prepare for a month of ghouls, ghosts, goblins, lichs, scooby doo parodies, long forgotten characters, and some suprises and pies of all sizes. THIS... IS....

So to start us off, every year my pal @jess-the-vampire​ does a monthly event known as tomtober, a celebration of all things tom lucitor. And since I started hte tomtropsective for that and still am behind, I figured why not celebrate that, and the fact I can’t draw so I can’t do day 1 as a chat or anything, by continuing the tale of everyone’s faviorite teen demon.  Thankfully unlike last time, or next time wink wonk, there’s not a TON of other plot stuff to fill in. There is one important bit not to this episode but to the series as a whole: Eclipsa is here, since Moon trying to screw her out of the deal she made backried once toffee actually died... as did you know keepiung him alive instead of dealing with eclipsa being free and having the comissoin to back her on it. Nice job moon. Real nice. So yeah Eclipsa’s around.. dosen’t effect this episode but given tom’s involved in two of the biggest plot important episodes in the show, AND one deals with the direct fallout of one of those episodes i’m probably going to have to cover her soon to get to more tom anyway so might as well prepare for that now. 

So yeah this episode’s entreily a straight line from last time and opens picking up on the end of that episode: Star is calling tom wondering when their gonna get that Cornshake. Thankfully she gets an answer. Unthankfully.. it’s from a VERY sweaty ponyhead. 

So that was my own personal hell. Anyways she’s so.. sweaty.. GAHHHHHHH, because she’s keeping a secret and much like me she can’t keep her mouth shut about something she wants to talk about for very long, so we find out what she knows: SHe ran into tom who swore her not to tell Star he was getting a Demoncisim. Which suprises me.. not the demoncism thing the fact Pony would actually listen to anyone else.. Star included. LIke it’s the one thing about this episode that dosen’t quite fit: She’s such a selfish, toxic asshole, though Jenny Slate bless her makes her at least entertaining at times but even she has limits, it just dosen’t track she’d care what Tom thought unless we saw it for ourselves. Pony is ONLY capable of carring about star so while I could see tom framing it as for her own good, it’d be nice if the episode just came out and said that. It’d also be nice if we didn’t get sweaty ponyhead because that’s probably someone’s fetish and I.. OH GOD. 

Okay now i’ve mentally snapped from that revelation, Star lasso’s pony when she tries to escape, and we find out the demoncism is pretty self explanatory: A cermony that removes demons from one’s body.. and given tom is you know, a demon, this could end bad. So with no idea where it’s being held and it going on now, giving them little if any time to figure it out, Star suggests going to pony’s ex.. she dosen’t remember which one and apologizes for how bitchy that sounded, but we find out it’s Seahorse, Pony’s love intrest for the rest of the series and a hardcore emo rocker who even made her a song.. which is just him destroying everything and screaming. Eh i’ve seen people in emowear do far dumber. 

If those are m and m’s their pretzel. Trust me I’m a professional lardass, I know my delcious candy coated choclates. Anyways our dynamic-ish duo head to Seahorse at his job at a relfectcor store, basically a phone store, and is basically a hollowed out shell of a human being with no real personality or free will of his own.. so THAT’S how we got Ted Cruz. Ponyhead natrually breaks down when he dosen’t recognize her at all, which is one of the few time’s i’ve actually cared about her feelings: I mean having your ex just.. forget you exist.. tha’ts rough buddy. I feel bad for her.. I didn’t know she had emotions. I thought her heart and brain were both a black hole.. mostly becasue I thought ponyhead’s hearts and brains were the same organ. Star does however manage to get the map they need to Tom. 

Our heroines find the Demonicsim site and a bunch of creepy guys in robes iwth red glowing eyes.. who are never explained honestly. More on that in a minute. So ponyhead distracts them with one of the greatest  gags in the series history

I mean just.. look at it. The way the robe drapes, the way her nose sticks out much like a certain penguins, the way she decides to distract everyone with petty minute like voting on robes.. it’s fucking great. I may not like pony a LOT but she can be really damn funny> The issues that she often isn’t funny enough to ofset her jackassery. Here though even with my jabs at her.. she works and I like it.  So Star confronts Tom, wondering AGAIN if this is another half assed tactic to win her back.. and her flip flop attitude with tom is starting to annoy me. It fits her personality, and don’t get me wrong as i’ve made abudnatnly clear in past reviews his actions in blood moon ball and ESPECIALLY mr.candle cares were super not okay, so i’ts okay NOT to forget how badly things went last time when your considering getting back together with someone. It’s NOT okay however to hold it over someone’s head forever like any moment their going to snap back into being a manipulative doucheweasel when they’ve left you alone for around 8 months.. and Id id my calcualtion. The timeline of the show is pretty solid up to season 4: Season 1 was star’s 1st semister at echo creek academy, season 2 was her second and as it turned out final one, and season 3 covers Summer , fall and part of next spring. Though again how another summer dosen’t happen until towards the end of season 4 is dumb and I’ll probably rant about that at a later point. Point is since MCC was at the start of season 2, that means it happened around say january or feburary, with Demonicsim probably happening around say march. So he’s left you alone for around 8 months, silver bell ball included. It’s unfair to assume he’s still schemeing when he let you go months ago. H’es made it obvious via his .. everything he’d take you back in an instant, he’s just being patient and not pushing it because he’s no longer as big an asshole, and trying to be respectful. Cut him a break.  Thankfully this gets put down quick with Tom explaning he wants to be better for himself: Like last time he was inspired by her trying to be better herself, and wants to.. but as we’ve established.. he dosen’t know HOW to be nice or a better person. He wasn’t raised in an enviroment that was really condusive to that as nice as his own parents are. Their the exception to the underworld being mostly dicks not the rule, as we’ll see next time. I.. can relate with my own issues with anxiety , depression and, yes, anger. I too have trouble keeping it in and hate feeling bitchy all the time or depressed and just want it to stop. I think anyone with a mental ilness just wants it to STOP to be gone and to be able to live a happy life. But there’s no magic button that fixes your issues, your traumas or your mental health like that. No pill that can fix it just ones that help ease it down to managable. And as i’ve learned the hard way YOU have to work at it, YOU have to make the effort. There’s no easy way out. And while Tom thinks htere is here, it’s very clear it’s a huge risk, and Star’s right that he shoudlnt’ go thorugh with it and that he could seriously hurt himself. But Tom’s in pain and just wants to be happy, to be normal, to be not angry anymore and I gotta tell you if , even if it was risky, there was a way to cure my depression or anger issues or anxiety, not my atuisim tha’ts part of me and not something that needs a fucking cure just more understanding and awarness, but if I could cure those other three things? I would. It’s paart of me sure but it’s a part of me I HATE. So I understand why tom’s doing this even despite the danger: because he’s at his wits end, desperate and this will help he hopes.. it can’t get WORSE, so why not? Evne if he’s wrong here i’ts hard not to understand why he’s so stubborn about it , for me at least.  Star leaves, and takes Ponycloak with her and they go to punch trees: Both to relive and because Pony hates tree. Probably because she went to tree court once and they tried to send her to tree jail. 

I mean she’ll probably get thrown back in there for this but still. Anyways the exerocisim comes. And NOW we can talk about this cult and.. while I understand why they never came back, they were really only necessary for this, I wish they had. I mean a mysterious cult with the power to restrain someone as strong as tom, acess to anti-magic chains the ONLY time we see something like this outside of the comission, and a hatred of demons includign referring to Tom as “Son of the blight” meaning they clearly hate and would destroy Wrathmelor if they could, yet also function as a perfectly legal orginzation the comission or the lucitors themselves haven’t swatted yet. There’s a LOT to unpack here they never did. The leader is also hliarious alteranting between creepy overlord and your dentist after a long apointment as a kid. But the ritual begins and it .. dosen’t go well with tom getting glowy blue lines and thrashing about.. just like me when i watched Ridciulous 6. I also felt my soul was leaving my body but that was just wishful thinking. The cultists run and star runs back to Tom and we get a truly powerful and romantic scene. Unable to free him, Star just.. holds him and is there for him as he goes through this. If she can’t help him she’ll be there for him. And it’s really touching.  We then cut to the hosptial tent at the cult, where the leader goes back to dad mode. Tom feels .. well worse, he just had surgery, as someone who had a tooth yanked out last month I can relate, and is suprised to see only one tiny soul demon as the sum of his anger. But it turns out, NOPE, being you know, the son of a rather powerful demon with a rather pwoerful b loodline, he’s FULL of them, and it woudl take 13 years to do this.. and tom’s naturally bummed because no one wants the equipvlent of having a wisdom tooth pulled a week for over a decade. Also because he now can’t get better.. but Star gently reassures him he’s already on the right track just by wanting to. As I said with most mental issues.. there’s no easy way out but it can get better if you put the work in and tom realizes.. there’s no quick way out after all. Just a long road.. but h’es not alone on it anyomore. But he at least gets a tiny demon in a jar and a toy out of the toychest for being a good boy.. and that’s nto me making shit up that’s the actual episode with him and star taking pinwheels and holding hands to Ponyhead’s annoyance. Which okay yeah they had a bad time last time I get tat Pony.. but your the last person to question ANYONE’S life decisions. Still I wish we’d had ane pisode of pony growing to accept them so we at least know WHY she’s so against it but oh well. 

Final Thoughts: This was a good one. Is it hte best the show’s put out? Probably not as the first part drags slightly but the second half at the demoncisim is just good character stuff, good comedy, and has a good payoff. I honestly like this way more on the second watch.  Though part of that is the context of the time: I admitted to being a starco shipper and having her get back with tom just felt like your standard “put a character in a relationship to complicate the main pairing” bullshit I always hate at this stage. Before anyone relaizes they like each other? Sure but at this point it was clearly just to drag things out. However with Marco getting progressivley worse and the two having good chemsitry.. I grew to like em.. and by the season finale, I just shipped all three together, before pivoting to marco and kelly. This couple grew on me for reasons w’ell geti nto as we go, even if it ended bad for reasons we’ll again get into. Oh we’ll get into them. With a knife. But yeah overall a great episode with a great concept, good character stuff, and some REALLY fucking funny gags. The show is damn good at comedy and I forget it sometimes. Next time we look at Tom, he’ll be in the background as Marco tries to help Kelly with a breakup. And sometime this month we’ll be looking at the halloween special which i’ll be watching for the very first time! So stay tuned, stay safe and Happy Halloween. 

[fictionkinfessions]

@The homesick toon: Same hat, my friend. I miss my spider fam, and my Aunt, and my friends. If I only had my toon powers I could go see them. We toons gotta stick together. -Peter Porker/Spider-Ham

[justlightthefirstspark]

United vs Chelsea - Conti Cup Semi Final - 29/01/2020

So the line up and bench for this one was interesting. Aimee Palmer was cup tied for this one, having already lined out for Sheffield United earlier in the season, Ella Toone is currently serving a 3 game suspension following a (questionable) red card vs Spurs, and both Kirsty Hanson and Leah Galton are out injured, which led to a very sparse bench, and pretty much the same XI as vs City. Lauren James started in place of Jane Ross, which was very clearly a good idea.

First half:

This game was a little cagey to start with, but ultimately a lot better than Saturday’s showing vs City. LJ had a decent shot around 6 mins, after some great build work from Groenen.

Abbie’s constant back passes to Earps returned, as did my anxiety. To be honest, Earps never looks completely comfortable to be on the receiving end of back passes so I don’t understand why the majority of that back 4 insist on playing that way so often?

Aside from those back passes, I though Abbie had a really good game. At least until she was forced off injured deep into the second half. She played an absolute stormer from the first whistle, and she was literally everywhere. Had a decent chance to get the first goal too around the 25 minute mark, very unfortunate to have that header go straight at Telford. She really, really redeemed herself after that performance vs City at the weekend.

‘27 - some Wales on Wales crime. Sophie Ingle booked for an almighty challenge on Hayley Ladd. Fair enough, the way Hayley fired herself into Ingle may have made it look more than it was. Entertaining tho. I’m also gonna take this opportunity to confess that I may be a little bit (a lot) in love with Hayley Ladd. I gotta be honest, I didn’t really know much about her before she signed in the summer, but she’s really, really great. I feel like she’s kinda underrated a little bit? Anyway, I genuinely don’t think this girl feels any pressure, like at all. A little bit like LJ I guess. She just gets her head down and does her job - calm and cool 100% of the time. I would very much like her to stay forever. I’m definitely gonna have to start watching more of this Wales team aren’t I?

‘34 - Earps with a cracking save. I feel like she’s more of a shot stopper than anything else, her distribution can be a little off sometimes, but she did really well to deny Chelsea there.

I think James and Arnot linked up quite well last night, especially around the 40 minute mark, unfortunately Lizzie was called just offside. She’s really impressed me (whenever she gets a shot) this season tbh, I hope she manages to get herself in the XI more often from now on.

‘42 - Jess Sigsworth pulling double shifts again. She’s constantly down around that back four, helping out and sometimes doing other people’s jobs for them and I’m kinda terrified that she’s gonna run herself into a brick wall at some stage? Like I think it’s fairly clear that we need to reinforce and add depth and quality defensively but I also think it’s pretty clear that Jess isn’t the answer to that particular problem, as impressive as her drive and her work rate is.

‘43 - United should have been clear and away on the counter there. There was an earlier challenge from Ladd (I’m pretty sure) that the ref took an age to make up her mind on, and by the time she decided to call it back, Groenen (again, I’d have to rewatch to be 100% certain) was up and over the halfway line on the break. Annoying af.

Halftime:

Tbh I thought United did really well to not have conceded and to still be in the game at the half. The first half as a whole was pretty decent, Chelsea ultimately had the better chances and were the slightly stronger team. I just wish we could have taken the few chances we had in the first half and made something from them, Telford isn’t the world’s best keeper and I feel like we could have tested her more and I was kinda disappointed we didn’t.

Second half:

‘47 - a fairly decent (surprisingly. It’s no secret we’re pretty piss poor at set pieces) from Zelem resulted in Amy heading just over, which hurt my soul. (I wanted her to score so bad youse have no idea)

‘52 - Arnot had a decent chance, and was 100% in cause Telford came about 82739 miles off her line, but unfortunately it was cleared away. (Sidenote: I HATE when keepers come off their line and out of their box like that, even opposition keepers. It just really shits me out. Anyway)

‘53 - a decent Chelsea opportunity goes wide. I saw somewhere (twitter probably) that it took a deflection, but I’d have to rewatch to be certain. FA Player get your shit together and upload the game so I can double check challenge 🙄

The game really started to come to life around the 50 minute mark. Both teams had decent chances within about a minute of each other, and United’s intensity really stepped up - they came out guns blazing in the second. Both teams pressing and passing really cleaned up around this time too.

‘61 - decent chance for Sigsworth. Angle was just too tight, but I think the build up was massively overworked. She passed it off the Zelem who held it for a little too long imo, before sending it back to Jess who lashed it into the side netting. Think Jess could have made something of it first time but hey, what’s done is done now.

Game started to get a little scrappy heading into the last 20 mins - back to the rushed and mismatched and intercepted passes of the first half.

‘70 - Chelsea free kick saved well by Earps.

‘71 - Goal - Chelsea. Really tight angle, just about squeezed home. Really good work from Mjelde in hindsight but I feel like Earps could have saved that one. I hate to blame her entirely but she really should have done better with closing that one down.

‘72 - almost an instant response from United. LJ had a fantastic chance to equalise but unfortunately scorched it over the bar. I’m not gonna lie, I expected a little better from her there, but I understand the urgency.

‘73 - pretty soft yellow for Sigsworth

‘74 - Ross 🔁 Arnot.

Seemed like all the wind was sucked out of United after that goal, approaching the 80 minute mark. Most of that intensity and urgency was still kinda there and evident in small bursts, but was mostly lacking.

‘80 - United forced into a change. Harris (don’t talk to me) 🔁 McManus. Abbie took a bit of a blow around 20 minutes in, committing a challenge she was ultimately booked for. Fair play to her, she played through it, but she was definitely struggling for a while there. Apparently she was on crutches after the game, so I hope it’s nothing too serious. Also interested to see what Casey does with that back 4 if she’s out for a while. Amy obviously goes back in and CB but it would appear Martha is higher than Ökvist in the pecking order, which is annoying. I get that Casey is more defensive minded and might not want to play two more attacking FB’s at once (Ökvist & Smith) but Martha... 🤐

‘84 - James had a great ball in that forced a corner that - you guessed it - nothing came of

‘85 - Earps had a great block to deny Chelsea a second (and really and truly kill me off)

‘88 - Harris decides to try her luck from a little way out. It was a decent shot to be fair, given the circumstances, just couldn’t get the dip it needed and never really troubled Telford on it’s way over the bar.

4 minutes at the end of the 90 but United couldn’t get anything to stick, which was massively unfortunate.

Two semi final defeats in a row is absolutely gut wrenching, and very hard to take, but last night taught me a lot about this team. I personally thought that this game was miles better and such an improvement on Arsenal away last season. They were much better all round, in every position than last weekend vs City. To come so close against the 3 best teams in the league 5 times now and walk away with nothing is hard, and I feel so bad for those girls. They give their all everytime they step out on that pitch, and they deserved more. This week in particular. Seeing them all in literal bits at the final whistle nearly broke me tbh.

But it’s becoming more glaringly apparent as the season goes on that we are in desperate need of a more clinical, stone blood killer up top. I’d also be open to giving Mikalen a run in goal to prove herself - I think Earps has been a bit off lately.

Galton and Hanson were massively missed last night, and I think we could have done with Toone as well, but oh well.

I had my issues with the ref as well last night, I have to say. I thought she handled the knocks and (most of) the bookings correctly, as well as the penalty shout (which was not a penalty, sorry Jess) but she missed a clear foul on Jackie (59 mins) as well as a clear tug on Arnot (64 mins) in the second half. I also thought LJ was very lucky to get away with just a yellow for her foul on Ingle at the end of the first half, looked a little more like a red to me 😬

Hopefully Galton will be back for Sunday - she absolutely tore Reading to shreds the last time out and I would very much like to see more of that 🔥, but I’m kinda worried about that midfield trio too. The last thing we need is three defeats on the bounce, but they must be dyinggg cause they literally never, ever stop.

I know this one is a little later than usual and the format is slightly different too, but I was watching the men (for some reason) as well, and it was kinda hard to keep track of two games at once lol. Plus I just wasn’t really in the mood to try and to this last night. Also - if anyone has critiques or corrections or questions about my opinions or anything else pls don’t hesitate to drop them in my ask and I’ll edit things and answer whatever as best as I can ✌🏽

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Lucas Protection Squad

Lucas is walking down the road on the way back to the mansion.

???: Hey…Hey kid! You ignoring me? Hey!

Lucas: (turns around and sees King K Rool and Wario walking towards him)

Wario: Look at you stumbling around. You’re getting in our way, kid.

King K Rool: But since you’re already here, how about lending us some cash?

Lucas: But…I don’t have any money.

Wario, leaning in: Buddy, what are you freaking out for?

King K Rool: How about you just bring us some dough this time by tomorrow?

Lucas, intimidated: What?

Wario: You heard the big croc.

Wario and K Rool begin chuckling. However, Wario’s chuckling begins to speed up rapidly and get louder until it suddenly stopped. King K Rool looked at him with worry.

King K Rool: Uh, Wario? Everything okay?

Wario steps away from them, facing the other direction. He then begins taking off his clothes, being left in only his underwear.

King K Rool: What the?! Wario, why’d you take off your clothes?!

Wario: (runs forward cackling maniacally and leaps into the air) I’m an angel!!

King K Rool, dumbfounded: W-Wario….

Lucas, looking over at a bush: Joker, tell Satanael to get out of his body!

Joker, peeping his head out: Alright. Sataneal, you can come back now!

The spirit of Sataneal left Wario’s body, dropping him to his knees, and went back to Joker. Wario shook his head.

K Rool: Are you alright?

Wario: Y-Yeah…I didn’t think Persona’s can do that…Rool, you’re up. I gotta put my clothes on.

K. Rool stomps over to Lucas and picks him up by the collar, bearing his fangs.

K. Rool: You little brat! You were laughing, weren’t you?!

Lucas: Huh? I-I wasn’t laughing!

K. Rool: Quiet! You’re smart enough to know what this is, right? We’re going to take whatever valuables you have and-

King K Rool was cut off. He was trying to speak, but words weren’t exiting his mouth. The gem keeping his cape together was tightening, choking him. He grabbed onto his cape to try to loosen it and fell to his knees, gagging.

Lucas: I’m okay! You can let him go, Ashley.

Ashley is seen standing behind K. Rool, her eyes red and hair pure white.

Ashley: You sure? Those two look like they’ll cause trouble. (releases King K Rool, her hair turning back into the black color and her eyes stop glowing) 

Wario (now in his clothes), gives Lucas a steely gaze and a growl, with violence on the mind. Lucas is intimidated when he sees a larger shadow behind him.

Bayonetta: Excuse me. Do you two ruffians business you have with my child?

Behind her are Dark Pit, Pit, Ness, Red and his Charizard, Ike Toon Link, Snake, Marth, and Meta Knight. Each one had the same steely glare.

Wario: The hell do you want, toots?

Bayonetta’s group surrounds Wario. 

Wario: Hey! Who said you could surround me like that?

Bayo’s group: (steps closer)

Wario: You wanna fight?! I’ll take all of you on!

Bayo’s group: (steps closer again, this time crushing Wario)

Wario: H-Hey, quit squishing me! Damn it! I can’t get out…! WAAAAH!!

Lucas: Um, I’m fine, so please don’t hurt him.

Bayonetta, carrying a skinny, unconscious Wario: Fair enough, darling. (drops him)

King K Rool, carrying Wario while running off: You fiends will regret this!

Dark Pit to Lucas: You sure you’re fine?

Lucas: Yes, thank you.

Bayonetta, patting his head: You need to learn when to fight back, Lucas. Otherwise, those types of people will never stop trying things like that.

Lucas; I can’t think of a good way to.

Dark Pit: Just use you PSI powers or something. You’re from the same series as Ness.

Ashley: You don’t have to waste your energy on them, Lucas. If they bother you again, I can either send a demon to eliminate them or curse them with something worse than death.

Joker: Dealing with bad people in some way is pretty much a surefire way to improve society. 

Dark Pit, fist bumps Lucas’ chest: Listen. Next time, kick their asses on your own. You’ve got the power to do it. You just have to actually do it.

With that, everyone walks away. The only two who are left are Lucas, who was staring with sparkles in his eyes after gaining some newfound confidence and wisdom, and Joker who decided to stick with Lucas to make sure no one else would mess with him.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Thanks everybody, it makes me super happy that you enjoy my rambles! We toon patrol lovers gotta stick together 😘

I plan to send some more headcanons if I have time next week ❤️

Also sending this ask to respond to to the other anon feels like communicating via bottle post lol

(i am the ocean XD )

[smashy-headcanons]

What's Toon Link's relationship with Young Link like? I feel that they'd be siblings, sometimes hang out together but as good ol siblings they'd tease each other all the time. Something like: TL: I'm 12 so you gotta call me big bro! YL: I WAS BORN WAY BEFORE YOU!! TL: Sure you did lil bro~

Sort of, but I mostly imagine it as how close cousins may interact. They aren’t always able to interact, but when they do they stick close to each other.

[gottagcfxst]

@wabbitseezun​ cont!

“I never joke!

Well, except to Eggman...and my enemies...and my friends...and just about everybody.”

The hedgehog gave a sassy smirk as he quipped, then gave his fellow toon a smile, patting him on the head. He took note of how much the duck liked bread, so why not grab him some to snack on? Had to be long and boring to work at Warner Brothers Studios as much as he did. Sega gave Sonic breaks where he could grab a chili dog or two, and also to explore as much as he pleased. After all, he was their mascot, and kinda the boss next to his creator.

“But yeah, ‘course I would! We toons gotta stick together, right? It’s on me. Be back in a flash!”

The hedgehog takes off like a shot with a loud BOOM sound, now a blue trail of light that soon vanishes over the hill. Not even a second later, the streak arrives back to Daffy, and he halts sharply, after a small twang of his body at the stopping suddenly, his outstretched hands offer him the roll of bread.

“Here ya are! Bon appetit!”

[hjazysol]

The roommate

Everyone was trying to decide where Pyramid Head's room could go but couldn't decide if he was a villain or hero.

Samus: So what does he do?

Snake: He doesn't really believe in labels. You see he's a manifestation of Judgement or Punishment.

Lucas: So anti-hero?

Snake: He's basically a neutralist. He doesn't see anyone as good or bad but he still likes having friends oddly enough. He only spares you if you realise your true sins.

R.O.B: At least he's reasonable. We could put him near Meta Knight.

Meta Knight: That depends is he loud?

Simon: Surprisingly he's not. He's actually really good at stealth. Scared us tons of times.

Pyramid Head walked in dragging his large sword across the floor making the most excruciating noise.

Everyone: AHHHHHH!

Joker: GOD IT HURTS!

Toon Link: MY EARS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GONNA EXPLODE!

Everyone fell to the floor covering there ears except Meta Knight and Dark Samus.

Meta Knight: Yeah. I'm not sleeping opposite that.

Dark Samus: What do you mean? It sounds beautiful.

Meta Knight baffled: Are you ok?

Dark Samus: Don't you agree?

Meta Knight: I'll let you figure that out.

Dark Samus: I guess it means yes.

Pyramid Head finally stopped relieving everyone from their pain.

Samus: Thank god it's over.

Ritcher: Hehe. Sorry for the wait pal. So who wouldn't mind having PH opposite them?

*silence*

Snake: Come on guys he's gotta go somewhere.

*silence*

Some rubbed the back of their necks or arms and others just coughed.

Pyramid Head: *disappointed grunt*

Dark Samus: He can go next to me.

Pyramid Head looked forward to see the one who accepted him and stared at her.

Olimar: Really!?

Dark Samus floating over to him: Yes. Us creatures gotta stick together right. *lightly punches his shoulder*

Pyramid Head's reaction was sweating vastly and then collapsing to the floor causing a large clanging noise as he hit the ground.

Pit waving his hand in his face: I think he fainted.

Leaf: Is that normal?

Snake: He's never done this before.

Peach: Poor thing must be sick.

Zelda: I'll help him out don't worry.

-----

Dark Samus: Oh no. Did I do something wrong?

Ridley: Yeah, you did.

Samus: You made him sick.

Dark Samus: What's the cure?

Samus & Ridley look at each other and smile.

Both of them: You!

Dark Samus pointing at herself: Me?

Ridley: Yeah if ya get what we mean.

She floats into the kitchen.

Samus: Where's she going?

Ridley: Beats me.

A cutting sound could be heard from said kitchen. Dark Samus came out with her arm cut clean off.

Samus: WOAH! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

Dark Samus confused: You said I was the cure?

Ridley laughing: That is not what was intended to be put in your head.