#the thoughts make no snese

[pup-pee]

imagine if fugio & kart switched places that would b crazy absolutely insane

[onlinecasualty]

just watched a star is born for the first time and i was surprised to find it is not about lady gagas life or gay?

[leafatlaw]

I miss the prime defenders so much because their just -[keyboard smash]

But seriously, the way they’re all connected by their grief and anger. They are bonded together for half of the series in their common goal to save their friend. The friend they have to save because no one else will. The way the story treats them being young as an unforgivable crime. Vyncent’s anger being not taken seriously or seen as a flaw to be corrected. The way Dakota has the pressure on the world on his back, and all he can do is share it with two others. That’s it, he’s always going to have to hold it but AT LEAST HE CAN HAVE HELP. The way all the adults simultaneously expect them to be helpful and out of the way. They expect the world of them but refuse to let them help. And then try to shape and change pd to how they think they should be. The themes and motifs- —-

[kissycat]

I still don't know what you're supposed to do with the memory of inside jokes you had with people you no longer talk to at all... *encounters something that reminds me* *goes ":) hehe just like back when..."* *remembers :(*

[alittlebitgoofy]

if spice is anti drag race loosey is pro drag race or whatever they are at opposite ends of the spectrum. it goes spice.........crystal methyd...........loosey

[ah0yh0y]

JUST LEARNED THAT NOIR, PENNY AND PORKER ARENT COMING BACK OR ARE IN ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE

THE SUN HAS SUPERNOVA'D

[iheartliquor]

dam im back again guys i just been taking it east both my laptops r broken the good one and the old shitty onee so i havent been tumblring much . psycosis was the most terriffying experience of my life , and i still cant figure out wat was real and wat wasnt , but the main point is that it doesnt matter and wat matters is just takin care of myself and not letting that happen again . tbh my friends said oh we knew this was coming one day which kinda made me feel bad lol but at the same time like wat do u expect ? u can only get away w that type of sleep deprivation n constnat inebriation and completely ignoring ur mental illness for so long . im doing cbt books now and im refusing to see anything but the love and light in every situation , cause like , u kno j, as they say ,, where we dwell in consciousness is truly where we dwell in life . its just been kinda hard and strange and bad and i feel like i have to like , superstitiously take plan b now wheras before i knew i would be fine . or no i didnt i mean before i would let myself have that as a worry in the back of my mind but now i have to superstitiously take precautaions . i kno that can b its own type of ocd and im doin counciling for that . its all just been really stressful and terrifying .... iwanna tell about the experiecne but i dont wanna like , u kno , spread bullshit around or pay attention to it when its bullshit . some parts were so good and beautiful , but some parts were so terrifying . i really thought i was bein taken to hell , and then i really thought like , i was so convinced i kill:ed myeslf and hurt my mom in that way i promsised myself i would neverr ever hurt her . that wasnt real tho but it felt absolutely so real :((( , i think how many years i would read ghost stories online and that felt like searching for something divine more than bein raised w my lack of god or watever , anyways , yeah im not gunna dwell on everything but basically im doing a lot better , i can tell the full story once im far away from it . ive felt so strongly sometimes like , i wish i could go back , to the world i lived in for the majority of my life where theres nothing that can get me or make me do bad things . and i can , i can i can i can itll just take awhile to get to the mental place where i can plainly see it was all or mostly bullshit / hallucination . brutal summer to be hoenst for tthis gal , oh well , anyways , sending u all all my love . life is scary and life is crazy and its still just all a big mystery , no matter what anyone says , and itll b okay , and i think i'll getta see all the people i love again just in a different way . eternal love , unconditional love , undying love ..... yes those three are the theme of the day...... anyways ok everyone have a lovely evening, its precious beautiful august . summer means so much to me , being where im from , and ive just had to like barely barelyy survive it this year , idk . or i alwayss said Every Single Summer I Feel Like I Was Born Again but this year i really really know wat that feels like , just in the snese of im gunna take my mental problems seriously now , instead of ignore them like my whole entire life . I finally figured out why LIQUOR ALWAYS FELT LIKE MEDICINE..... hahaha ok . all love everybody .

[stans-kissing]

trans dipford

maybe sexist Ford? sees Dip having to go to the bathroom or something and realizes he's trans?

OKAY ANON THANK YOU FOR THIS GENUINLEY OK BC I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTSS ABOUT THISSSS. okay. this one might be more a ramble than you asked for. im sorry. also disclaimer i am not a diehard ford fan i am So sorry if i mischaracterize him at all im a stan girl ok. ANYWAYS. tw for transphobia n sexism and also noncon but ill put that under the cut. id dint go into this meaning to include that but i got this ask and took of runnning. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i. really wish. people would talk about ford being sexist more. because THINK ABOUT IT. THE DUDE HAS BEEN GONE FOR 30 YEARS. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN HE WAS A FUCKING CAVE DWELLER. HE MOST DEFINITELY HAS SOME BACKWARDS VIEWS ON WOMEN. LIKE IT JUST MAKES SNESE OK. i think he definitely comes to learn to think of women as equals and gets rid of his various interalized phobias bUT STILL itd be a whooole lot of educating on his part yknow.

like........bro comes from a time where it was acceptable to treat women as stupid and less than and like espeicallt ford ok hes already such a fucking narc and thinks hes smarter than everyone like GGGHHHH DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING. OK. i dont think hes some ;ike fucking nazi trad wifer but like. do you guys understand what i mean ?????!?!!?!?!?! bros gotta have some sort of complex like if he was ever outsmarted by a woman (espeicallt 30s ford) he would probably crash the fuck out. ok. ok anyways. back to the ask now that we have some context out of the wayOKAY YES.

ok so first idea like dip and ford r in the woods or something idfk and dippers complaining about turning back to the house cuz he has to pee and ford’s like dipper my boy just go behind a tree i’ll turn around and hes like. uuhghfhghh fine okay because yknow. not that easy to piss outside when you dont have a dick so hes like nervous but goes for it anyways n he shuffles his pants off and squats behind a tree and idk whatever you get the idea. anyways. ford gets a peek, maybe he notices that dipper wasn't standing, or he noticed that he took his shorts n undies off, idfk you decide chose your own story and he like puts the pieces together like. ioh . huhm. and hes like quiet the rest of their trip andt hinking and. he doesn't want to think of dipper any less, he knows dipper is still his boy but.. theres something about it making him scratch his brain. he doesnt like it, he knows that much, he has a lot of contradicting feelings because on one hand, mason is his smart little boy, but now.. now he's not so sure. can he trust dipper's intelligence? it rubs him the wrong way and he cant help but make a face whenever his eyes scan dipper's body, now noticing all his more feminine traits and kicking himself because how did he not notice before? idk. idk where i was going with hthis i just wanted to write ford deciding he now thought less of dipper okanyways

ok alternative noncon one under the cut

if we;re talking pre-weirdmageddon grooming i have so many thoughts. he;d definitely have a lot of conflicting thoughts about it when he finds out. two ways i want to take this ok woah my brain has so smnay thoughtsogh m god okaotokkatokat FIRST ONE

it was the first time ford had gotten his hands dipper, finally able to feel him up over his clothes, groping him and all that good stuff, dippers all mushy and moan-y and tearyeyed and whimperyyeah on his lap not realizing that he has Not told ford that he's trans. oops , ford goes to cup what he expects to be dip's little boner and , oh. theresum. theres nothing there ? he [pauses and pulls his hand back and leans back to look between them and yeah theres. no boner or anuthing?? dipper whined at the loss of contact and it took his hazy brain a couple seconds to realize what ford was looking at and Oh my god he didn't tell ford. ford's just sitting there you can hear the cogs turn in his brain and he;s like.. mason.. whats going on here... and dip kinda freaks out like oh god oh god uhhh im so sorry i shouldve told you im trans im sorry great uncle ford oh gosh and fords like. hm. his jaw clenches and hes almost- mad? he doesnt know how to feel but yeah hes mad because what? how could dipper not tell him something so.. so.. deceiving? his nostrils flare and he responds to dipper with a grunt and then his hands are back on him, rougher this timeas they paw and grab at him, shucking dipper's clothes off aggressively as the boy starts to panic, \he can tell ford's mad but he doesnt understand why he;s still going through with this if he's mad and he tries to protest, great-uncle ford im sorry, im sorry- we can stop you dont have to- gruunkle ford- stop, please stop stop- but ford doesn't listen, bending dipper over his desk and growling in his ear how he shouldnt have lied to him, how could he trick him like this, good boys are honest boys and if mason even was a boy he;d know that. yeahs erm. he rapes him and dipper is traumatized 4 life Yay!

if this was not what u were looking for anon i Apologize. send me another one if so!

[thedeafprophet]

Jamie: 🛏 (the usual)

'The usual' I don't know what you're talking about, what could possibly be usual- okay quick unedited maymie snippet here we go

Warmth, soft and enveloping, curled around The Boisterous Author, as they snuggled deeper into their blanket. The call of waking sung to them, the tempting notion of starting the day a compelling hum, but even yet they tried to savour a few more moments of rest. Surely if they just closed their eyes a little longer, quited their mind, they would fall back to sleep. They wouldn't need to think on that plot hole in their latest novel, or penning a response to that awfully rude letter, and oh didn't they have an event coming up this weekend? They needed to contact the seamstress to get that dreas repaired, and figure out which shoes they were going to wear, and oh what about planning their next salon, and-

Well no use for that, they were clearly awake now. Quite a pity really. Jamie huffed dramatically into their pillow - could their mind not shut up for just a few moments? Woe is them, ever at the behest of their own ever pacing thoughts - and the bed was so comfy too.

A nearby chuckle distracted Jamie from their woes, causing them to turn immediatly towards the sound. They always found it hard to see properly first thing in the morning, but none the less they blinked through sleep hazed eyes to see a familiar cheerful figure at their bedside.

Odd. They squinted in confusion. What was he doing here.

The Manager continued to smile at their reaction. "What am I doing here? Why, this is my hotel after all. And I am ever so much concerned to be attentive to my guests."

Oh, right, yes that makes sense- no. No, no that didn't make snese. Jamie pouted and moved to half sit up in the bed.

"I very evidently do not remember falling asleep here last night, sir, and I rather think that requires an explanation."

"No? Not at all? See, I remember a rather stressed author stumbling into the hotel. Settling themself right back into their room, safe and sound. None of those pesky outside worries to bother them anymore." He gives them a wink. "Makes much more sense than the alternative, don't you think?"

Jamie plunked back into the bed cushions with a sigh. "I have things to do, I'll have you know, I rather don't have time to deal with any of your funny business." Jamie knows very well they went to be in their own house but ah, whats the point of that argument.

"You know what I think? " A hand brushed through their hair - when did he get that close, sitting beside where they lay on the bed - soothing and reassuring. "I think you were in quite a need for a rest. Still are, evidently! Confusion tends to come with sleeplessness after all. I would know."

The Manager gave their shoulder a squeeze. "Do take care now, dear poet. Nothing good can come from overworking, now can it?"

Ironic, really. Jamie couldn't help the huff of humour, the unrelenting build of fondness.

It was nice, not to wake alone.

[the-boy-who-drank-the-stars]

YAUAYUAYAUUYAS CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS JESS :D also nebula bc im curious

hmm okay imma be honest

i thought you were a little weird

not BAD weird just quirky weird..if that makes snese

and like i couldn't understand why you were so NICE. it confuzzled me. like i kept thinking to myself "why is she so sweet???" it was a little freaky actually

idk i got like kind of scared of you because nice people are kind of scary tbh i never know how to interact with them without feeling mean (cos im not nice)

BUT i did kind of grow to like you and get comfortable with you so there's that :D

[voltrixz]

favorite madcom character . bangs my fist AND maybe share a neat little bc you have about that character ... perhasps

AUDITOR‼️‼️‼️‼️ (my fave ever (Phobos is a close second however ), now something to share about auditor hmmmmm (has thought about this guy for so much that his hc’s ares a mix of oh they would do this silly thing! Vs let’s put him through the horrors/how can I anaylse this character and make him endlessly tragic !)(also currently blanking so hmmmmmm)

Guess funny lil hc is this guy would probably Roblox and have the most expensive avatar ever and constantly stand out whenever he plays (would probably play Tycoon games )

Something more akin to “how can I analyze this character and make them endlessly tragic “ would be I think there is certain fascination they have with humans (or grunts in this case) , so thst while their main objective is to keep Nevada stable and bring order to chaos, they are very much interested in learning about humans and all their habits and cultures(hence why they even bother like actually interacting and being near them unlike the other employers) (and I think would even begin picking up on certain behaviors and habits, essentially becoming the most “human” out of the employers but also alienating them from said employers). There is still that certain disconnect they have and despite it all they still do very much see humans as below them, they’re just curious in a scientist ? Kinda way . (I have no idea if I’m making sense ) Essentially just kinda being stuck in between, bit too “human “ to really be with the rest of the employers but too “god-like” to actually be with humans

Also something soemthing about their existence being so tied to what they do that they can’t really imagine living another life but still occasionally feeling discontent or just flat out boredom with what they do

IDK IF THAT MADE ANY SNESE THERE BUT LIKE. I HAVE THOUGHTS.

[theresthesnitch]

hello!!!! hope all is well with you!!!!! in the least pressure-y, least annoying way possible, i was just wondering if you had any sort of updates or snippets or anything for summer boys? literally NO worries if not, i don’t want to stress you out or come off rude, i just reread it and literally fell immediately back in love with how incredible that story is! either way, i love what you’ve written so far, and its such a unique and beautiful story that you’ve graced us with, so thank you so much for that <3

This was very sweet to receive, and yes, you can absolutely ask.

I hit a bit of a mental road block with Summer Boys, and I've about decided that it's because I tried to really awkwardly add but not really address Lyall. I've removed the sections that refer to him, and I'm trying to rework them in a way that makes more sense. I'm hoping to get around to finishing it very soon.

For your lovely ask, here's a snippet:

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Sirius stayed the night that night, and left the next day. Remus had difficulty letting go of his hand, wondering if it would be the last time he would see Sirius this summer, or for weeks, or if he would even know when Sirius would come back. 

Sirius seemed to snese his distress, and he gathered Remus close in his arms. “Hey, what’s wrong?”

Remus sniffed. “I don’t want you to go. I hate not knowing when I’ll be able to see you again.” 

Sirius scoffed. “I told you that it would be easier this summer, didn’t I?” 

Remus looked down, unable to meet his eyes. “I know you did, but you’re staying with James’s family, right? And what if they don’t let you come?”

Sirius shook his head. “No, it won’t be like that this summer, I promise. I’ll be back on Thursday, if that’s okay with you, and I should be able to stay until Sunday night, at least. Maybe Monday morning if I leave early.” 

Remus looked up. “You will? How can you be sure?”

“Everything is different this year, Moony.” Sirius leaned in to kiss him. “You’re just going to have to trust me until I can prove it to you. Can you give me a chance? Can you give me until Thursday?”

Remus nodded. “I’ll even wait until Friday for you if you promise to come.” 

Sirius laughed. “Thursday. I promise. You’ll see.” 

They were standing in Remus’s backyard, which he thought was an odd way to leave, but Sirius had insisted. Sirius reached a hand up, shutting his eyes with two soft fingers. Sirius kissed each closed eye, and then the tip of his nose. 

“Don’t look, Remus.” Sirius kissed his lips softly. “Don’t look, and you won’t even have to see me go.” 

He took a step back, and Remus’s arm stretched out until their fingers just didn’t reach anymore. His arm was still outstretched when there was a loud crack that made his eyes fly open, but Sirius was already gone.

[kitchenisking]

my live take on teen wolf movie!

I think it's fitting that Dereks the first one to mention stiles, but was it so hard to day that stiles was working on a case or busy at the fbi. that does ‘has his own fires to put out even mean’?

Jackson’s entrance was everything!🤣

Ok so I love Jackson now! also I love that's its confirmed that Ethan an Jackson are still a thing! they deserve that!

So lyida meets Eli, I kinda got a vibe. Lydia took one look and Eli and kinda dismissed him. but I think it was more than that. and maybe im seeing this through sterek colored glasses, but it was like she saw him as the thing that got between her and stiles. anyone else get a vibe like that? like she knew more about Eli then everyone else?

Coach is everything!

Melissa a doctor! Go her!!!!! she's such a badass, and I love her!

Also the sheriff speech to Eli in the school… I’m a 100 percent certain that he gave the same sort of speech to stiles at one point🤭😂

So malia knows about Eli, they must have spent sometime together

Peter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think it’s disgusting that they had Scott boost Eli to heal😤🤬 but of course is has to be Scott cuz go forbid it’s anyone else😤😤Like Derek is  his dad😒😒

So they had lyida play stiles 😒

And Derek’s not even mad that’s Scott helped him! He’s just a proud papa! 😍

Jackson ‘ supposed to be dead, is starting to be a recurring theme around here’ 🤣🤣🤣

I thought wolfsbane had to be brunes out with the ash of the same strand that infected the wolf?🤨🤔

You’re telling me that the nougistune didn’t go after Derek and eli cuz their stiles family? Sure ok😐Also it’s fitting that the first persons to mention stiles is Derek!

So they put Scott on the fleid! That’s just😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

When the oni took Eli, maila was really upset. Which just shows that she’s spent engorge time with him to love him. And I love that for her and Eli. also you see how upset she is when Derek dies. I truly believe that they sent time together as a family and im sad that we didn't get to see them together. (also I feel like it would be more fitting it she and Parrish took Eli. (thought I would prefer if he went with the sheriff) also mail and Parrish were weird)

Thé face that Derek hasn’t fully shifted in year cuz he was scared to scare Eli just goes to show how much control he has an show much he loves his son! He didn’t hide the wolf away, but he didn’t let it all out also and I think that’s just incredible!

And then Eli scores the winning goal just like stiles 🥰

Derek becomes a true alpha. he was always an alpha and I really don't think he's dead.🤨

Derek dies, because Scott can't make the hard choices. someone else always has to make it fro him and then he gets all the credit! it's stills all over again! Scotts misses something, stiles fixes it 98% if the way and then Scott gets all the glory. again.😒😒

So the sheriff speech about Derek is the only one I recognize! he took one look at Eli and knew that Scott was spurting bullshit and went and talked to him about his dad that it should have been done! and I truly believe that Derek and noah are friends and noah just laughs at Derek every time Eli doesn't something. like ‘now its your turn’ while he drinks a beer and watches. 

God Scott🫣😒 so your future is with Alison and Eli, yeah I don't think so!

also sterek is basically canon, sheriff is Eli grandad, and Eli takes after stiles cuz he thinks he's awesome!

my all over review

ok, so this movie was the dumpster fire we all knew it was going to be! I didn't even watch it all the way through. I skipped to watch the scene with the people I like in It and I still didn't miss anything. this movie was a love letter to Scott and Alison and fuck anyone who got in the way. everyone is this move was an extra to hold their story up and nothing made snese like it should have. between the plot holes and the characters who didn't interact with one another when it would have made sense was just not good. you're telling me the Lydia never said even hi to the sheriff when she supposedly was something with his son? or mason and liam not saying one world to each other even though they were kidnapped together? or Peter who just showed up out of no where for no good reason just to be there? look I love Peter and I love watching him but unless he was just leaking and esdropping (which would make perfect snese) how would he know where and what was going on? or how nobody was together in one room all at once but for Dereks funeral? like I get it but it just didn't make a lot of snese, they didn't even talk to on another properly. also what I don't get was scott their alpha even though everyone was spread all over the place? how does that even work?

I came in knowing that Derek was going to die. it wasn't a shock to me and that is why I think I saw the foreshadowing for what it was. he thinks he's dying twice in the movie. if I didn't know that he dies at the end I would have thought he dies by Alisons arrow in the school. it was blatant foreshadowing and I hate it. I also hate watching him thinking he's dissing and being ok with it. liege truly believes that this was how it was going to die. and in the school when he days that him and Eli have a getaway plan broke my heart!😔😞😔😞 this poor man had to be ready at a moments notice cuz he wasn't going to lose his only family he had left. and it breaks my heart😣

and here's my biggest plot hole; lyida said she hasn't walked in a really long time but she does know when there was a death. she can feel it. but she wails for alison to hear her but not for Derek? and there's no body? she and Jackson are not of the fight not seeing what the others are seeing, and of all of a sudden their on the field all together, how to they know that he's dead? she doesn't turn to Jackson and say ‘someone dies’ or ‘Derek gone’ they just hug Alison right away. its like something is missing! 

[alvaeris]

WAIT THEY IDNT COME BACK IN SEPTEMBER???????? I SWORE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO :( HWAT THAT DONS'T MAKE SNESE ??? maybe i misremember ohmygod??? i fr fr thought red put out a post like "Nevermore will be back when september comes" OR SOEMTHING LIEK THAT

I DON'T THINK SO?? like it still ends at the season finale on webtoon 😭😭 maybe the post was from last year and referring to the September of last year?? GRRR YOU GOT MY HOPES UP >:( /lh

[capitalisticveins]

originally i thought that Imp! Pet was Ollie’s listener but there was too many inconsistencies so i thought Anton’s listener but they’re empowered now so i was going to give up my search but then erik dropped treasure and everything clicked (i am very hyper fixated on imp! vega and his listener)

-(i hope it’s okay i’m taking an emoji) 🎭

Pet being Ollie’s listener would sorta make snese but then again are they ever at peace in the prime universe? Almost every vid with them is them needing to be comforted 😭 still not a bad theory🤔

Srsly tho if Treasure IS Pet I will verablly FREAK TF OUTTTT

[ah0yh0y]

FROZEN OVER FEELINGS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THAT FIC

like it all flows and the intereactions feels real the way u can feel the after effects o the racism that happened to george

i actually did it woahhh breakdown eyes does provide a fresh look

so proud of past me u did good !