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shivasdarknight · 10 months ago

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idk i got bored while waiting on a download lmao

#original #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #wol #gpose #surkukteni #surkie #the thing is. She Has.#at least 5 different elves but definitely more - those 5 are just the ones that ended up as her partners #you can take it both ways because it's happened both ways #see: the pregnancy with the twins when they all thought aurezen babies werent possible.#also see: she's the sire of both orianne and tseren of whom the first was planned and the second was Another Mistake #how tf did she end up with 5 elezen partners 😭 this wasnt intentional i swear!!!!#at least venat is there to mix things up a bit #crude humor

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muffinlance · 6 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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kensatou · 4 months ago

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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frankierotwinkdeath · 4 months ago

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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f #like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf #but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic #like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting #idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that #like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom #so there might be something I’m missing

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beebfreeb · 6 months ago

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#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.

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pippindot · 5 months ago

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take that thing back to the baby store!!!

#she was NOT ok with being near babies #too scary!!!#she has never seen a baby before lol #that must be so weird to have no concept of an infant #WHAT IS THAT THING #pip #5 years #eden #newborn

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laur-rants · 1 year ago

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I love when my borzoi does the thing

#borzoi #echo the borzoi #sighthound #puppy #art #my art #comics #my comics #illustration #my illustration #shes so ridiculous because her nose is too long to like #see things #so she has to #throw her head back to look at something #and see with her big stupid eyes (affectionate)#i love her shes so wild and pretty and such a ridiculouus creature #im love her

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madscientistenthusiast · 7 months ago

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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

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softestaries · 6 months ago

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Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?

Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?

#help they're so messy i love them #bridgerton #lady danbury #violet bridgerton #she has the opportunity to do the funniest thing #and i'm begging her to take it #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton s3 #bridgerton spoilers

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chloesimaginationthings · 15 days ago

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Death looms over Vanny's shoulder in FNAF..

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gravitysoda · 24 days ago

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maybe in another life.

#bnha #mha #togachako #himiko toga #ochako uraraka #ochaco uraraka #uraraka ochako #toga himiko #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #god how long has it been since i made mha content?#drawing ochako again after so long was interesting #i miss the days when she was my main girl #togachako is perhaps the only thing that could get me to draw mha again so here we are!

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kagoutiss · 23 days ago

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i’ll take care of everything

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing spoilers #anya mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #cw blood #cw gore #throws up over these 2 and their absolute horror show of a friendship i guess #you know how she already had the worst shit going on. and then Someone was too big of a coward to actually help her #and then next thing you know he’s a pile of ground beef on her infirmary table and she has to worry about keeping him alive too. yeah #i swear i dont actually hate curly i like him. also if he suddenly got better i would beat the fuck out of him #anyway. parallels upon parallels and its all too horrible for words etc.

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kensatou · 3 months ago

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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smokestarrules · 1 year ago

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gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

#whenever I watched parts of this show when I was younger marceline was my fav character but now that im actually going through the whole #thing for the first time it is So easily bubblegum #she is a war criminal she is a lesbian she is Never Going to Die #WHAT a character #the fucken worst. everyone hates her at some point in time and its deserved. she has no idea what good and bad are and I Love her #adventure time #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #smokey speaks #500 #1k #10k #20k

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pangur-and-grim · 18 days ago

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oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.

and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.

#I didn't expect it to be this soon #she's been sleeping more and urinating outside of the litter box #so I was planning on getting her on arthritis meds to see if those helped her move around better #but tonight......I know how animals act when they're dying.#something has gone wrong inside her #god these things always happen at night when the vets have closed 💀#all I can do is stay with her and try to make her as comfortable as possible #this sucks #at least she still feels good enough to eat the apple slice I'm offering and tooth-purr while being stroked

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anna-scribbles · 1 month ago

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