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docbe · 5 months ago

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People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

#the apple and the pumpkin are allies in a beautiful symphony of autumn #the humble squashs and bold spice blends #these people will never put a crack in my appreciation for all of the season #blarg

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proxycrit · 4 months ago

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Linktober, Day 12: Tarry Town!

You defeat the final boss in the volcano causing the floating islands to float! Congrats. Unfortunately, with the destruction of the said monster, the islands are no longer floating and are, in fact, slowly coming down enmass as the magnesis scatters.

Zelda would like to point out people are much more likely to survive walking around slow giant rocks from the sky versus dodging flaming lava. She’s practicing this new thing called positive thinking.

(This is a totk au called Familiar Familiar where zelda does not go back in time! Click here to see the full comic masterlist)

(Plus my patreon!)

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pterribledinosaurdrawings · 4 months ago

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Dinosaur freezes a large amount of food and considers himself very well prepared indeed to recover from surgery.

(I don't normally add patreon links to posts, but I will this time since I'm about to miss a few weeks of work. Thank you to my patrons for making that a less bad thing financially than it would be otherwise!)

#3 meatloaves 3 pounds of spinach 3 pounds of roasted carrots 5 pounds of mashed potatoes 2 kg of peas and one average sized squash #I have also baked 2 loaves of banana bread and 3 of fruitcake #I shan't have to cook anything for at least 2 weeks #food #cooking #surgery #(no I didn't use Big Pot for any of it)#patreon

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meta-squash · 9 months ago

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i got out of the theater 5 hours ago and i'm still sitting here thinking about i saw the tv glow like the entire concept of a horror movie that's not truly a horror movie until the very last scene. the concept of a horror movie where the horror is not a literal monster or a monster as metaphor for the self the horror is literally just the self and the damage done to oneself when you refuse a fundamental part of your identity. and how part of the horror isn't just the damage done to yourself but also to the people who can relate to you and who love and want to help you. but also that little glimmer of hope in "there is still time" because even just looking into the heart of yourself in the mirror is a step forward, even if you take two steps back immediately after. like the horror in hope and the hope in horror and how the whole reason horror is even a thing is because of the existence of hope (and its failure) god this movie is SO good i need to watch it again immediately.

#squash rambles #i saw the tv glow

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cloudstuffs · 8 months ago

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goobers!!

#SQUASHED LIKE A BUG #hsr #honkai star rail #dr ratio #aventurine #ratiorine #aventio #my art

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sunnythedawg · 2 months ago

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#dadster #no GASTER dont sleep with the baby on the same bed you are going to roll over him #squashed baby papyrus head #undertale fanart #undertale #sans undertale #sans the skeleton #papyrus #sans #fanart #skelebros #wd gaster #gaster

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burnt-sierra · 16 days ago

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Screenshot redraw!!! I didn’t expect it to be so fun I might have to do more 😼😼

Also I did not draw the background that’s the same background

#Leo’s face is so squashed #they’re like bugs I collect #sierra art :3 #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #free palestine

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lilybug-02 · 3 months ago

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Squished!

Bug Fact: American Burying Beetles are unusual in that both the male and female take part in raising the young. Both parents feed and tend to their larvae.

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