#the spice trade

[elismor]

Welcome to The Spice Trade 🌶️

Thank you, everyone, for contributing to the list of spicy prompts! And thank you @idontgettechnology for naming the list! These are in no way related to the Kinktober prompts or event--just a happy coincidence.

Please feel free to use them however you'd like. Art, fic...whatever blows your skirt up, as it were.

One Word Prompts

mirror

tension

teeth

flinching

goosebumps

stranded

muddy

carjacking

safety

soft

blind

honeycomb

Exploration

Sticky

Smooth

candles

Two Word Prompts

knife play

rough sex

mask kink

cold hands

fresh bruise

aching back

lost glasses

favorite smell (like rain, autumn leaves, cinnamon, etc)

bunk beds

pole dancing

neon lights

toe curling

no lube

surprise tentacles

chopping wood

leaf piles

new sensations

held breath

gentle touches

exposed neck

making noise/being quiet

easily stimulated

foot massage

More Than Two Word Prompts

putting hair up

kissing the nape of the neck

a tight grip

covering their own mouth to stay quiet

slow and sleepy

scotch on the rocks

backseat of a vehicle

threw out my back

clink of ice cubes

wind on bared skin

coming untouched accidentally

hate!sex/angry!sex

accidental orgasm denial

surprise discovery of an overly-sensitive body part

winding the other up in public

praise kink discovery

fully clothed frottage

[testoster0ne]

chase

[unbfacts]

[redbean-nom]

fascinated by the implied fennec-ventress-phee friend group in tbb. even more interesting (funny) when you add boba in there during the tbobf era.

[victusinveritas]

[bluestarrcreations]

My half of a trade with AimiMew (furaffinity)!! Such a cute character, hnngh! I also got to practice with making a tiled pattern for the background, and I love the outcome of it 🧡

[magnusbae]

tfw when Echo got your back with your lazy crazy cheeze built...... 😂😳🤭 How high +lvl did you go with your boons? 😂

[elbiotipo]

I wonder if they could do a Dungeon Meshi retro RPG. With cooking mechanics of course.

(Spice and Wolf got a trading/dating sim for the DS so this isn't as far fetched as you think)

[thegreatyin]

...how many masters has the Scoundrel actually like, talked to, like a full conversation

counting RP adventures, a good handful. honestly they've probably realistically talked to all of them (sans the obvious exceptions of mirrors and The Other One™) because they're mr cards and lord knows they make a habit of involving themself in masterly business (especially if the other bats don't actually want anything to do with them)

[mankillercalledbunny]

Deeply appreciate RF Kuang's "look I've made this as accurate as I can but because I know you pedantic shits are gonna start whining, here's EVERYTHING I changed about Oxford to make the story work and why, now shut up" preface to Babel, especially the bit about "this railroad was not constructed until several years after the book takes place but I advanced it a few years both because it makes sense for the altered history and because I needed to get my characters to London a bit faster"

Me too, buddy. Me too.

[phoenixtakaramono]

The results are in! Thank you all for voting!

The winning vote is:

👑SUGAR BABY AU THREADFIC with 126 votes👑

We will resume the winning 🔞 butchlander threadfic around next week on my Twitter. Expect weekly/biweekly updates there. For my tumblr only readers, I shall do my best to take screenshots of each new batch of tweets and cross-post them here as well. Just be aware I'd only just started sharing screenshots of this particular Twitter threadfic starting from the second N/S/F/W scene (you can read them here on tumblr: 1, 2, 3); so if you're confused why the new updates begin with Part IV, now you know. You are missing the first 🔞 exposition and context of the flirtatious first meeting between Billy and Homelander, but it's fine. These Twitter threadfics of mine exist as interactive threadfics where I can allow my readers to vote on the direction of where the threadfic will go at certain key points; in the future I'll be turning these experimental first prototypes into AO3 long fics after all four chapters of Truce are done.

Threadfic runner-ups (this will be the future priority order of the threadfics I'll also be updating, but only after Truce ch3 is posted to AO3 or if I feel like switching to a different threadfic after updating the Sugar Baby AU for a long while):

FIX-IT AU THREADFIC with 49 votes M3GAN-INSPIRED AU THREADFIC with 29 votes TIMETRAVEL HALLMARK AU THREADFIC with 26 votes

[kirnet]

imagine watching the reopening of the coruscant jedi temple after years of unrest on the galactic net just to see whats up and the new master is your old coke dealer

[testoster0ne]

levi

[blogoftheendless]

Hob definitely is an amazing cook, the type that has ALL the spices and knows how to use them. Sometime after 1689 when he was getting his life together he ended up on a Dutch spice trade ship, and spent a decade in the Spice Islands learning everything there was to know about aromatics. He never lost his Medieval penchant for using a ton of pepper and ginger in everything. He can’t believe how cheap spices are now! Every time Dream deigns to try the food he makes him in the Waking, Dream’s pale human guise turns bright pink at how spicy it is. Hob’s house smells like cinnamon and cardamon all the time. Feeding others is his love language. 

[redbean-nom]

tbobf makes a lot more sense if you think about boba's organization as bounty hunter syndicate instead of a crime syndicate - basically a union competing with the bounty hunters guild and the pyke smugglers. he still works for the hutt cartel (the twins with the mouse towel) but now he has a union

[elizabethrobertajones]

I stan Alphy's character development. Me too, lil buddy.