#the slutty wizard council

[slutty-wizard-council]

We cast cum in your pants

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

the slutty wizard council is gone.

we mourn the loss and promise to take onto their responsibilities while they, hopefully, reform. the council will be performing any kind of wizard sex upon request.

keep on slutting, wizards.

[aapasparagoose]

@slutty-wizard-council *knocks on the mystical door of your secret entrance whilst wearing my finest lacy femboy robes and striped thigh highs, carrying a batch of delicious enchanted cookies*

wicked desires and magical fires?

[wizard-island-trading-co]

They hit the Slutty Wizard Council!

@the-necrobotanist discovered the account is unavailable, but I'm putting it here for more visibility because it was a note on a long post

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

@slutty-wizard-council from [tumblr].mp4

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

Incredible, absolutely stunning, 10/10 would fuck

[carnivalwizard]

Do you have any information on the Summon Tentacles spell? I am researching it for the @slutty-wizard-council.

Ohohohoo I have quite a lot of... ahem..... experience with that particular spell. It's a tricky one to perfect, but can easily be tweaked for..... preference.

One thing new casters always get tripped up on is where they're summoning the tentacles from. Too many novice wizards cast Summon Tentacles and end up with an average sized octopus as a new pet. What you really want to do is summon them from the Realm of Knowledge. Hermaeus Mora has plenty of tentacles to spare, and is always willing to.... help out. He usually doesn't even notice, in all honesty. But you might get an eye or two watching you if he does. Depends if you're into that sorta thing.

[flirtyambiguouswizard]

Hey uh got a question, are you dominant by chance and if so can you pin me to the wall?

Hey, these are two question!

I consider myself more of huge brat but I don't mind taking the lead from time to time, as for the second question, darling, I will bind your soul to the wall.

there is a small chance I will forget about you and you'll be forced to stay bound to the wall for a while

[marciliedonato]

Here's how wizard robe Gerard truthers can still win... 🧙🧙 🪄✨💫

[slutty-wizard-council]

Im looking for a good girl potion

Oh sure, here's a blank gender potion - to turn it into a good girl potion just have a good girl cum inside it and stir well

[good-wizard]

Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!

I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs

Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood

134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip

Vulture by Bear ghost

Dear John by I monster

And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake

Here's the people I want to tag

@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!

[amethyst-aster]

@slutty-wizard-council @slymewitch @sageisdoingthings @combustion-witch @pepperoni-the-jesterpuppet @the-final-knight-2 @f4y3w00d5 @monsterfucker-research-wizard @aroace-wizard @the-gnomish-bastard @shark-wizard @wizard-council-bureaucrat @wheredidmybooksgo

@l1terally-justawizard @lixorloveslicorice @akronus-the-insane @tomas-the-slime and everyone else who I may have forgotten.

WELCOME TO THE PARTY!! We have snacks! Games! Magic! Crystals! Music! A cozy corner! Everything you could possibly want. Come celebrate!!!

(free crystals upon entry)

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

Pst hey you, yes you. I need to tell you something.

I cast

Zone of truth!!!

You fool, you fell for my trap. Now tell me your most evil spell.

Bonus @s to steal more spells

@absurd-construct @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomlsh-bastards-hat @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @blooper-malte @littlepawzbigheart @amethyst-aster

[healerwizard]

@the-gnomish-bastard @combustion-wizard @good-wizard @slutty-wizard-council @terrencetheshark14 @evil-apprentice-wizard @succufaerie @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @evilwizard @the-illegal-wizard-council @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @thesluttyvampirewizard @the-wizard-of-revolution @the-wizard-library

Good evening. My name is Doctor Chorus. I am a healing wizard assigned by the grandmaster council of magic to wizard island due to the massive influx of injury reports coming in. I am here to assist with any necessary procedures and healing that you will need.

Come to me with an ask if you need help with magic related injuries. Those who I’ve pinged are simply those who are most statistically likely to experience or cause injury. My clinic is always open.

Please don’t make this difficult for me.

[mersinia]

Got work but hi wizard Tumblr. Again. With the tag list. Again. Jesus fuck I'm going to die with the amount of applications!

Quick note, this won't be finished before Halloween, this will take me more then 10 days, I already have to make the canvas bigger to fit everyone. But it will still be a Halloween party, so just imagine the picture took a while to be sent to you!

So, question, I now have part of the kitchen, I have a table with pumpkins and I have a fireplace with a rug, what else would you like to see happening?

And question number 2, since I have to do a canvas increase I can probably rework where everyone is, so let me know what you want to be doing as well! And with who!

Ready for the tag list? Haha, me neither, but here it is (now in alphabetical order)

@a-mushroom-wizard

@aileaxthevoidien

@aroace-wizard

@ashen-the-tiefling

@awizardsdisaster

@combustion-wizard

@draco-the-chaos-quetzal

@drew-bard-for-hire

@extra-ace-wizard

@f4y3w00d5

@forgettable-dumbass

@gnomishgimmy

@goblinchief

@greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat

@gwblwbwlwbl

@irlactualwizard

@magical-bear-dubin

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

@panem-crustus

@profeshinul-wizurd

@ray-of-midnight-storm

@siley-the-wizard

@slutty-wizard-council

@slymewitch

@softandwigglybones

@terrencetheshark14

@thatgayforkcrow

@the-gnomest-bastard

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

@username-not-registered

@verylegalwizard

@wizard-island-trading-co

@wizard-wylin-wylerian

@wizardothesea

If you see this and I forgot you, let me know!

[island-census-wizard]

Current List of Wizard Island Island Inhabitants

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard