#the shitpostverse

[welcometo79s]

Clone Shenanigans Masterpost

Here's the Masterpost for my shitpostverse that's centered around various clone shenanigans during the Clone Wars era. Some of them are running gags throughout the posts. Very self-referential. If you like to laugh, check this out.

Tup breaking the fourth wall

Things Rex has definitely walked in on

Clone Complaints and Problems

Clone Complaints and Problems [Part 2]

Incorrect Tweets

Fox's shitty work day report

Their search histories

Their terrible fashion choices

[scuddle-bubble101]

8 for TATTY!!!

If they were an animal, which one would they be? Which one would they think they’d be?

(collab between me and bestie took a bit buuut~)

........Looks like Tattered can't quite answer your question.......

*Tats couldn't believe his own eyes! He was saved- By yet another larger skeleton, with massive teeth, teeth that immediately prompted the baby to whine. He couldn't get away, no matter how fast... He would always get c a u g h t.

"p-p-ease...p-pease d-don't e-eat me..."

[tarn-nation]

“I’m not like other Tarns™” is now my new catchphrase.

[adhdo5]

Actual O5 Council: Shady. Serious. Comes together to make important decisions. Highly formal. 1845828273827273 layers of secrecy. Shadowy oligarchs. ??? in human form. Shitpostverse O5 Council: Can't social. Bad at things. Constant abstaining. Can't decide what kind of pizza to get. "Secure Protain Cotect." Infinite supply of juice. Probably about to cry. Voted on a motion called "smack Clef's little pizza hands." "Can Red Right Hand deal with it?"

[betterdoctorthanyou]

⚰️+Tarn-nation (in the established shitpostverse)

It was a lie. It had to be a lie. Tarn wasn't dead. He couldn't be. After all this time. After going from hating each other to that intsense deep love they had now to... To this? To Tarn not being there any more?It was like his spark had been rent in half. More than that, it felt like it had been ripped from his chest completely. A massive piece of him was gone, never to return. He couldn't stay here any more. He couldn't be in or near a place that held so many memories. He couldn't leave though. There was still Rhapsody to care for and he would. He would love her enough for the both of them. There were people who were happy to hear about Tarn's death. He couldn't stand to think of them. There were many and all justified. Instead of chancing running into any of that he simply left to find Tarn's frame. To comfort Nickel to do... Anything. Anything at all to make the overwhelming ache in his chest dissipate. Though he knew full well that it would be there for quite some time. When he was alone he would drink until he forgot Tarn was dead.

[scuddle-bubble101]

The taller skeleton glaires at their smaller but much wider sibling, hard gaze turning soft only at the poor shaken child. "Would ya give him here, fatass? Ya scared 'im." While the tone was harsh amd aimed,, it was soft so as to avoid anymore fright for the littleone.

Course asking was just for politeness cus- well he took the little toddler before an answer could even be given! "Ah- Ey! I ain't scary."

"Sure, ya walrus teeth aint scary ta kids. Looks like ya got gold platted chopsticks stuck in ya skull. If anything it's akin to a toddler trying ta look funny. Well ya succeeded. "

"Geeze, poor kid looks like his shakin' bad too"

"You WERE holdin' him like a potato sack"

"Yeah, yeah I get it, dunno how ta hold a kid... Is he ok tho?"

"...He's shaking, but I think he's calming down, just a little fussy huh sweetheart? ohh poor thing, shhhhhhh~"

[scuddle-bubble101]

"So how did ya even finds im'?"

"He fell.. from the sky."

"Bullshit-"

"I ain't lyin' 'bout that, he literally fell outtah tha' clouds."

"He's a cute lookin' kid but I doubt he's an angel."

"Well no but I don' know how else ta say than he fell from the fuckin' skies!"

"Or, he was thrown..."

"yey..."

"DON'T say it."

"......"

"......"

"Because he fell out of the damn s k i e s."

[scuddle-bubble101]

....... ok but still Vision is still a hot mama. sorry for sending it twice.

"............"

[scuddle-bubble101]

Ahhh, it appears that, despite being so far away the grunts Re hath summoned the mafia fell lad. Worn, and filthy but he hath appeared for the daily dose of snuggles!

"Nyeheh heh~ Ya poor thing must be hell on ya poor spine."

"mmmmmmmmm~"

S' a'ight m' here now, I got cha."

*Snuggles and tummy rubs are very much appreciated! XD*

[scuddle-bubble101]

Second page is finally HERE!! ;7;!! told ya its a long one!! X'D

[scuddle-bubble101]

Part one~ done, my hands hurt ;7;!

[scuddle-bubble101]

The large fell blinked down at little kid offering a surprised but mildly amused... somewhat breathless 'hah-' "Eat cha?? Ahh.. nah, Kid ya look sweet n all but cha ain't lookin' dat tasty. Heh heh-...Heeeew- be still mah damnd soul." Nuthing like catching a falling child from the sky.

"See, were all good buddo, nobody's gonnah-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA S-SCWARRY TEEF TATTY W-WANNA G-GO HOMEEE WHAAAA-AAAAAaaaaaaaahhh!!!!"

"a-"

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIN' AH SWEAR-"

"What did you do TO THAT CHILD!?"

NOTHIN' DON' SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!!!!"

[scuddle-bubble101]

Excuse me ma’am. You’ve been sentenced to Dad and Pj cuddles. Thus I must toss em in

*congrats! Pj has reobtained a previous quirk! Anxiety :D!

[scuddle-bubble101]

Oh happy birthday Stick!!! I made some peanut butter cookies last night, would you like one?

"Eyy happy birthday ta me, nyeh hehe heh~ Sure, been gettin' sweets all day, lay it on me sparkle bean."

[scuddle-bubble101]

....Husband....

Spebber man belongs to my bestie ;w;!<3

I needed to draw him....I had too.

[scuddle-bubble101]

Aaaaaand like that~ The spider flees! X'DDDD

(looks like that kiss wasn't for just friends with some benefits~ Lucky~)