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ink-the-artist · 1 year ago

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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol

#i think its cute #they took the mars rover approach #humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it #the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot #which is pretty fucked up imo #but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao #the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country #as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing #the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s #bc they knew people really cared about that dog #they liked the narrative around her

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just-french-me-up · 3 months ago

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sometimes i start feeling bad about spending time on my hobbies, thinking about how inconsequential they are and wondering if i'm wasting my time

but then

but then i find out about goddamn Monthoux building an entire fucking CLAY AND CEMENT CITADEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????? FOR FUN??? JUST??? LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BUILDING WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY MINAS TIRITH FOR ANTS????

just???? GET A LOAD OF THAT GUY????

he is so precious to me, may the monthoux spirit bless you with endless passion for your inconsequential hobbies! Be the main enjoyer of your art! Do it because it fills you with joy!

#monthoux #this man is such an inspiration omg #that's some facteur cheval shit right there #also would HIGHLY recommend you checking the facteur cheval palace #like out on google #i do love when humans go #oh that's a cool rock #it reminds me people DO things outside of work and doomscrolling #cause sometimes i get stuck in that bubble #but time will pass anyway folks!

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i-like-to-look-at-your-back · 6 months ago

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°˖✧ Hayakawa family unit ✧˖°

#who's living in denial? I am and I will continue on doing so #chainsaw man #power #aki hayakawa #denji #adelaida art #gods i adore the found family trope #i eat that shit up like a starved woman #if they somehow acquired a kiddo too i would cry #the book is about cats and dogs btw (it's Polish)

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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captain-krow-drozdov · 5 months ago

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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

#captain's posts #this has been haunting me #the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man #basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse #because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue #and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking #i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul #danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm #danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters #also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa #dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #dick: Oh-#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc

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hellspawnmotel · 10 months ago

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cementing my place as the crossovers for no reason guy

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#deltarune #ralsei #noelle holiday #susie deltarune #berdly #lancer #kris dreemurr #crossover #ddlc #chainsaw man #devilman #alien 9 #blood tw #smoking tw #drugs tw #art tag #ik alien 9 isnt nearly as well known as the others here. do not be deceived by appearances it is just as fucked up #toby please i need chapter 3 im doing odd shit

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kittykatninja321 · 29 days ago

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If Damian manages to one up both of his parents and all of his siblings by actually finishing school and becoming a doctor and rejecting both the Bat path and the League path I think that might be one of the best character development decisions ever

#I don’t know how long that line of thinking will last though but I hate the hereditary legacy shit #FREE MY MANS FROM THE CHAIN OF HIS BLOODLINE. YOU CAN DO IT DAMIAN ESCAPE THE CYCLE #Dc #But also thinking about Damian becoming a doctor makes me sad thinking about what Talia could’ve had if things hadn’t gone #wrong…

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loserrofthecentury · 2 months ago

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I think the funniest thing about the rhetoric that butchfemme is somehow heteronormative is that a lot of the things butches are called heteronormative for, men don’t even do.

#like dude. you’re comparing a butch who’s picking up boxes for her gf #to a man who wouldn’t even order pizza for his wife #lesbian #butchfemme #butch lesbian #femme lesbian #I’m sorry for clogging up the tags I just needed to get this shit out of my system #and if you recognise the twitter post I’m referencing… NO YOU DO NOT #i

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prodotsukare · 14 days ago

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Sam w his tits out because i didn't post it anywhere else

#stardew valley fanart #stardew valley #stardew valley sam #what more hashtags do i have to put man #hes so hot #how did i even do this #i should do it more times #like HELLOOOO LOOK AT THOSE GUNS #i would let him beat the shit out of me #AAGRGRRR WOOAAAAOWOWOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOWO W #WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRR #most hot fictional i know #im normal about him #i desire him carnally #and emotionally #i love you sam #my baby #im gonna start crying again i love him so much

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eeniiart · 4 months ago

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turtletoria · 4 months ago

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the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

#gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #the book of bill #tbob #young ford pines #turtlearts #also sorry i got the heights devastatingly wrong fidds is so damn short here im sorryyy #for the record i was thinking of when mcgucket and ford reunited at the end where he actually is much shorter and smaller so erm idk man #please dont be mad #also i KNOW this is not lore accurate or whatever and i made it so much more sappy (?) than how it actually went but my hobby is being sapp #so leave me alone <3 #also i do love me a ford thats afraid of vulnerability so theres also that haha #my favorite thing to draw was the first panel of fids with the banjo and then the 2nd to last picture #everything else looks like shit sorry #but i haaadd to post it ok . i have nothing else so dont complain and eat up kids #also do NOT laugh at my piss poor comic skills. literally dont even i swear to god

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gatoburr0 · 6 months ago

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Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!

Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪

#art #fanart #my art #original art #another AU guys #holy shit the amount of time this took #not even effort just time #Splatoon au #Splatoon samurai au #work in progress #because I’m not sure yet about this au or wtf am I gonna do with it #mmmmmsfnsdjngw women with tattoos #OH this was originally a yakuza au. yk the mafia #but Idk how to include Frye and big man and the others in that so eeehhh ❌❌❌❌#shiver Splatoon #Splatoon shiver #shiver hohojiro #Splatoon fanart #Splatoon fan art #Splatoon art #Splatoon shiver fanart #shiver fanart #no this is definitely not inspired by blue eye samurai nonononononono who said that #she’s so zesty tho #and a cold killer. GOD I love women have I mentioned that before #by the way the Sarashi is down there because if it was higher we wouldn’t be able to see the tattoos and especially the oni head #oni heads are the best bro Onis are the best I love Onis sm like ohhh #yokai jskdbvjdwbjifwdbojsdf I love LOVE JAPANESE FOLKLORE AND UH YEAH MYTHOLOGY WHATEVER #help #wake up sweetie seryo got bored again

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menequillo · 1 year ago

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Tumblr is having asexual discourse while twitter is having bisexual discourse.

Queer people will never be free at this rate.

Asexual people are queer.

Bisexual people are queer.

Have a lovely day.

#aroace #aromantic #arospec #bisexual #im actually so tirec of this shit #just wrap it up dawg #play some Fortnite or something i heard the new season is pretty good #Its better than doing this shit every two weeks man #not so silly thoughts

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obsessedoverwater · 21 days ago

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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.

#sonic movie 3 #sonic 3 #sonic the hedgehog #slight spoilers #stobotnik #I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious #I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot #I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy #Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad #I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN #the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS #i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit #OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE #I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME

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stiffyck · 1 month ago

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I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever

#pls what the fuck #this is the most boring and pointless shit ever #oh my fucking goddddddd #im such a hater #stiff talk #sorry no but like. at least make it believable and interesting #this is just the typical “oh a man and a woman interacted so they must kiss” shit #pleaseeee for fucks sake can i get a show or a movie without romance.... please..#does anyone have any recommendations actually. very rarely do i enjoy the romance they put in stuff #i want smt whete i wont have to roll my eyes over stupid romance #aromantic #and TIRED OF ROMANCE BEING EVERYWHERE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE

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nicoandindy · 1 month ago

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no minecraft youtuber is completely straight, like clownpierce ? branzy. evbo ? seawatt. keralis ? sausage, vintage beef, xbcrafted everyone else on on hermitcraft. princezam ? bisexual according to his streak today when he said he took a gay test and it said bi. grian ? scar. bdubs ? etho and impulse. tango ? jimmy. scott/smajor ? jimmy (ontop of being just actually gay). ren ? well ren is ren. pangi ? a lil homo. derapchu ? FIRMLY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET, NOT COMING OUT.

the only exception i can think of is skizzleman and lizzie (these are now disproven)

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