#the shaky box™️

[glitchyk]

put Daisuke from Mouthwashing in the box pretty please :333

Uhhhh @dia-smthidk this is your gremlin right?

I’m not an avid mouthwasher, chat 😔

Shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes

But even if I don’t know these characters, it’s funny to shove them in a mostly black box and shake them

Original image under the cut

[mossyivy]

As a certified Country Girl™️, cowboy Leon is making me fucking FERAL.

Bonfires and late nights stargazing because there’s no light pollution, wearing his flannels as pajamas, having a little farm dog and early morning walks when then dew is still on the grass?? UGH.

(Also the cowboy hat rule??? I want to ride that man like a mechanical bull)

Love 🦈 anon

(I FORGOT ABOUT THE HAT RULE TY 🦈ANON)

(Try picturing his voice as a slightly softer version of Cassidy from OW cause Matthew Mercer is his VA and that cowboy is just 😭)

DI Cowboy Leon walking up to the farm house with your favorite horse at dusk. Your border collie, Buck, coming up from behind him, jumping at his mama on the front porch. You start scratching at his ears as Leon walks onto the porch with his hand out. That smug old man smirk showing up that you've grown to love over the years of being with him.

Care for a ride, sugar?

You take his hand, standing up from the porch swing and letting the dog into the house. He helps you on the horse, climbing on in front of you, reminding you to hold on tight. Your arms wrap around his waist, pulling yourself against his as her clicks and makes the horse move.

He ends up riding into the mountains not far from the farm, taking the riding trails all the way to the flat out look about half way up the mountain. Tying the horse up to a nearby tree, he joins you to look out of the rolling plains and the farm in the distance as the sun sets over the life you two made together. He seems a bit nervous as you both stare at the sunset bleeding into dark purples and blues of the night sky littered with bright stars.

Darlin'...

Oh that pet name always makes your knees weak. You look up at him, he stares taking you in in your full glory. The dim lighting casting a beautiful glow over your skin. Swallowing the lump in his throat he fidgets to face you. Heart beating a mile a minute.

You know how much I love you, right?

More than anything.

He nods, slipping his pocket into his jeans. Palming at the box as he pulls it out, flicking it open to a simple silver band. He takes his hat off, holding it against his broad chest as he lets out a shaky breath.

Now, I don't need no paper to show ya I'm committed, but I still wanna make an honest woman out of the love of my life. It's what you deserve, darlin'.

His smirk comes back as he takes your hand, crouching down on one knee. You feel your throat tightening, getting choked up as he says your name.

Would ya make me the luckiest man alive and marry me?

You nod, tears starting to slip out as he stands up. Pulling you to him, kissing your lips and wiping tears away with his thumb. He slips the ring on your finger, letting you admire it's simplicity as he slips the box back in his pocket.

Why were you so nervous? You know I would have said yes.

Still nerve wreckin'... Besides. I know you're mine.

He reaches up, plopping his hat on top of your head, giving you a quick kiss. You laugh, watching him bend down, wrap his arms around your waist, hoisting you over his shoulder with a firm squeeze to the ass.

In every way~

[steddieas-shegoes]

ok no sorry your latest childhood friends ficlet is driving me to madness

maybe that last summer they still made the bracelets, but when eddie gave steve his, steve was forced to make a choice and ended up telling eddie they couldn’t be friends anymore, he’s sorry but his parents don’t think he’s good enough, he’s friends with tommy now. it’s not a big deal, god eddie why do you have to be such a baby? just go home eddie no one wants you here (big harry and the hendersons energy ya feel?)

so now steve has both bracelets and he should probably just throw them out but he can’t bring himself to do it, so they sit in his “box of things in the back of my closet that mean something to me and i don’t want my parents to find” for years until the night after the boathouse gets him thinking again, and he grabs them on an impulse as they’re leaving, but there’s a hole in the pocket of his sweatpants so he gives them to robin to hold onto.

and then everything goes to hell.

and when eddie calls his name as they’re marching off to war, he can’t stand that look on his face, like he’s resigned, like they’ve already lost, and he needs eddie’s head in the game because eddie is the one he’s trusting to look after henderson, so he thinks “oh. i can fix this. i can comfort him. i can make him the promise i should have made then.”

and he turns to robin like “bobs, do you still have the-“ and he waves his arms around hip level, and she’s like “oh! shit really? for him huh? ok yeah here” and she pulls out two bracelets eddie hasn’t seen since he was 13 years old and he can’t breathe for a second because what??? he assumed steve would have thrown them out! they don’t even look faded! (and in the background nancy and dustin are like tf is this really the time?? but we’re ignoring that guys they’re having a Moment! god!)

and steve grabs eddie’s wrist and ties on a bracelet eddie spent the last 7 years thinking he had never even made at all, but despite the lack of wear it’s obviously as old as the others, so he must have had it with him that last day and just decided at the last minute to do what he did instead, and what the hell is eddie supposed to do with that knowledge? (nothing right now dumbass you have a wizard to fight get your head in the game) and steve finishes tying it on and hands eddie the other one, the one he remembers making all those years ago, and holds out his own wrist, and eddie’s hands are shaking but he remembers how to do this, and steve is saying “same rules as always, right? when we come out the other side, back to the real world,” (because summer never felt like the real world back then, it was always a liminal space, a pocket dimension where nothing mattered but the two of them, and isn’t that an ironic thought now) “it’s you and me. i’ll still be here. i couldn’t promise you then but i’m promising now, ok?”

and eddie takes a shaky breath and runs his fingers over the bracelet he thought no one remembered but him, and what can he say to that except “give him hell, stevie,” because it’s not like he’s the one doing the dangerous thing. and he’s not the one who didn’t promise to come back all those years ago. there’s no need for him to promise in return, because surely steve knows. he doesn’t have to say the words out loud. so he doesn’t.

and later, in dustin’s arms, he’s glad he didn’t. he wouldn’t want to have to break this promise.

(alaldjiejeka i stg i didn’t mean to write a ficlet in your inbox but like i said that post actually drove me insane so uhhhhh sorry??)

Are you trying to take my job

BUT OKAY ACTUALLY THANK YOU!!! This is soooo good. I’m eating this up like a person starving and stranded in the desert

I had a sort of similar idea for my Vecna chapter in it led me to you but not friendship bracelets and more of a Big Moment™️ just between them but I can’t say more but just know that if you wrote this into a whole thing it would be soooo good

[agerefandomrambles]

hii! sorry i didn't specify, yes a drabble would be just fine :) (if it's okay, romantic relationship between the caregiver & little !! aswell as no "daddy", dada is preferred & if little gender needs to be specific, nonbinary femme they/them would be nice :)) and as far as hypoglycemia goes it's just low blood sugar without diabetes, i have it myself, basically when your blood sugar drops, you'll break out into a sweat, get fatigued and dizzy, shaky etc till you get fed anything with a high sugar content to get it up so like just a little drabble of little readers sugar dropping while they're regressed and colby helping get it back up would be really nice!, I hope this clears everything up !! -- (prev ask sender)

Ok! I hope this is what you were hoping for :)

Disclaimer! I don't have hypoglycaemia and haven't seen villians of valley view so this is written off of a lot of research but not lived experience

Title: juiceboxes and cookies

Word count:

Cg! Colby Madden

Little! Reader

Tw: health issues, low blood sugar

Plot: readers get low blood sugar. Colby helps to correct it

"Guess who?" You hear a voice behind you and a pair of hands cover your face.

"Dada!" You reply, the presence of your boyfriend, best friend and caregiver pushing you into littlespace that you'd been teetering on all day.

"Hi sunshine" Colby replies, not skipping a beat and matching your energy. He spins you around and pulls you into his arms for a warm hug.

His smile quickly fades into a frown as he registers the sweat coating your body and the subtle shaking as you relax against him. Colby pulls back to get a look at your face, noting the pale, sickly tinge to it and the bags under your eyes.

He quickly fixes his expression, putting on a happy face to not freak you out. He squats down to your level, keeping your hands in his. "Hey Hun, are you ok?" Colby asks, eyes searching yours.

A keening noise escapes you as all the Bad™️ in your body hits you at once. He lets out a tut as he pulls you in for another hug, mind going through the list of what might be wrong and how he might be able to help.

"Have you eaten yet today?" He asks, eyes still searching for what's wrong and how he can fix it. When you shake your head after a moments consideration, Colby visibly relaxes. If it's just low blood sugar, he can fix it easy.

"Tell you what, I bet I can beat you to the kitchen." He jokes, trying to make it as fun as possible. And despite the fact that he has super speed and you're well... running like a toddler, you still "somehow" manage to beat him.

He effortlessly picks you up and pop you into your chair. He fusses over you for a moment before turning around and grabbing the things he needs.

He grabs a blood sugar reader first. "This is going to sting a little" he warns, even though you've done it a million times

He checks the reader. 50 mg/dl. It's a little low but nothing dangerous. He grabs a juice box and a cookie.

"Here sunny, drink the juice box and then you can have a cookie." He smiles, going to hand you the juice box. But as you go to grab it, he raises it above where you can reach. He does this a couple of times, each time revealing in your giggles before he hands you the juice box.

He keeps a careful eye on you as you slowly improve as your blood sugars rise. All is well again.

[ivibells]

wait, i was joking about the first aid thing, i didn't think that it would end up being real-

i first chose ace as my top suspect after episode 13, once my theory about veronika got shot down by her alibi. since then, i've been reflecting on why i (and everyone else) didn't suspect him earlier. i'm sure there were some people out there who suspected him from the beginning, and kudos to them, but most theorists i know completely wrote him off due to 1. his perceived stupidity and 2. his injury. it was really right in front of us all along - he ticked all of the boxes for the killer from the beginning, but (almost) none of us picked up on it.

sure, there are some details that seem shaky or that we just don't know (like you said, how did he cut the rope?), but i'm willing to suspend my belief according to Danganronpa Logic™️. i think teruko summed it up well:

DRDT CH2 EP15 First Impressions

46 minutes. Closing Argument inbound.

It’s time.

Spoilers for CH2 EP15. CW: Hanging, murder, references to eating disorders, strangling, blood and wounds.

I actually wasn’t home when this started airing, but I got there literally five minutes after the hour so… Wee!

Before I jump in: I think the time frame of 46 minutes points to Ace NOT being the culprit, since it feels too long for just him, but it’s impossible for us to know yet. I’d say I still think he’s more likely than Eden, but only barely.

Ace: “Are you kidding me?” Isn’t that a different sprite from the end of Ep14? Hilarious if true.

“That’s so inane-“ Big vocabulary words!

Eden: “No… It must have been Ace. The more I think about it, the more I’m sure.” GIRL WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICOISY?!?! (<- I noticed the typo but it illustrates my mental state atm).

“He was the one stalking me!” Huh? Wait so that wasn’t just Teruko? Wait wait wait how long does Eden think Ace was stalking her for?

“I always had the feeling that someone was following me around.” For how long? Ace was unconscious in the referenced scene!

[Rose agrees with Eden] Everyone’s jumping too fast I don’t think Ace is the culprit chat. It might be Edenover actually.

Ace: “That was not me, and you have no way of proving it.” I know! Everyone’s jumping way too fast to this conclusion!

Teruko: “There’s a very narrow window when the fish could’ve been taken” (Paraphrased). FISH ALIBI! But it’s way too early to be decisive, there’s forty fucking minutes left. Still, I want to know; Nico, did you eat with Hu and Eden or not?

“Any earlier, and Nico would have noticed the missing fish.” How many people know about Nico’s account btw?

Veronika: “And isn’t that why you took the fish at all? To frame Nico?” Yo that’s what I thought! Vero and I think alike! (<- This means bad things for me).

Veronika: “Yes true.” Look at that little smile :)

[J and Levi discuss Ace’s mindset to take the tape] Yeah this is the hardest part for Ace!Culprit.

Eden: “He did run off very quickly…” asjgeb (I’m losing the ability to form coherent thoughts).

“Ace had a whole day to figure out the murder.” (P.) Me and Teruko think alike again!

“Why *were* you in the gym…?” I’ve heard this question before! Teruko thinks like thebadjoe! Different context sure but they’re both smart so it checks out :)

[Levi rebuts] Yeah… the tape-taking’s still weird.

Ace: “…” Ooh, someone’s still feeling things at being defended by Levi!

“No one can prove this but yourself.” True, that’s the main issue with this line of reasoning, and why I haven’t been putting much thought into it.

“…you took the tape for first aid.” ivibells thinks like Teruko! (Check comments of linked post). Was not expecting that particular line of reasoning to show up. I wonder if Teruko’s been forced to use tape for first aid in the past? Would make sense.

“I do it all the time.” Oh yeah she does lol. Shit that happens with this format of reaction post :p

“Devil’s Pubes” Okay funny, but is “Devil’s Proof” a commonly used term? Reminder to me to look into a thing.

{Looked into it. Yes it’s a commonly used term. Proceed as normal}

“(visibly shaking)” New Whit sprite! Also super funny.

“Tch…” Ooh… New Ace sprite! And it’s cool!

Interesting lines around here, just don’t have much to say.

Teruko: “Show me your neck scars.” What the fuck is she cooking?

Ooh, now Ace is looking super sus…

There was blood on Ace’s hand, not just a saturation glitch! Good catch venus-is-thinking and accirax!

Teruko: “Even if you’ve been pretending that you’re fine, it still hurts. Right?” No genuinely where the fuck is she going with this.

I noticed this in the last episode too, seems like the dev’s grown fond of chest closeups for emotional moments. Interesting!

“…you would know to tape Arei’s hands…” Teruko this isn’t evidence. Like, you may be 100% right, but this isn’t evidence.

“That’s the dumbest bullshit I’ve ever heard!” Honestly yeah. Teruko’s reasoning here is sorta crazy.

“You seem stressed. They’re only wounds.” Veronika is being a good ally to Teruko out of nowhere but we love to see it.

Yay unhinged Vero laughter! I love that voice clip.

Nico: “…” “Sorry” as a voice clip? Huh? I thought they weren’t sorry-? I’m confused, I’ll maybe look into it after we get through the main event.

Also the more time passes without explaining the pieces of evidence left, the worse it’s looking for Ace.

[Teruko backing down.] Actually pretty cool character moment. Yeah she would understand almost dying sucks, and with the way things are going, her word would always go kinda uncontested at this point in the trial.

Ace: “Woow, Ace is actually being helpful!” The sass is immaculate. I have no idea where this trial’s going yet!

“There’s something wrong with thinking the murder was done to frame Nico.” (P.) Oh shit is he gonna bring up the fact that taking down the pulley system and hanging Arei from the swing set makes no sense in that context?

“There’s no way I could have accessed turpentine…” Ah, so not that. Bad line of reasoning my guy, imo. Still curious to see the answer to this debacle.

Hu: “You’re always attacking Nico like this!” Bro.

Nico: “I still have the turpentine in my room. I’m sorry.” Kinda huge. Also, they did apologize to Rose when they didn’t apologize to Ace. Nice character building and huge W for the Rosenico enthusiasts.

“Obviously.” First David line and he’s already calling someone an idiot! Fun stuff.

“I-di-ot.” Why does David get so many good lines?

“You are a jockey. And that’s a fact.” Charles with the groundbreaking revelations!

“That means you strong.” (P.) Yeah according to strength chart the guy is the third strongest cast member. Even above Arei. Hmmm… Foreshadowing or not?

Ace: “If it wasn’t arm wrestling against Xander, nah I’d win. Wait that’s not the point!” (P.) Fucking hilarious character this guy!

“You could have strangled Arei unconscious.” (P.) Yeah I never got the argument that turpentine was required for unconsciousness. The hanging would have covered wounds on her neck.

“Full offense, but Ace is too much of a wimp to kill with his bare hands.” (P.) David’s funny and that’s not new. What’s also not new is him being confusing even when he’s not actively stirring up shit. Do you want to lose the trial or not? Do you think Ace did it or not? Why are you like this?

Charles: “Your [David] input is unnecessary.” I’m gonna miss Charles when he gets poisoned by strychnine in CH3.

Interesting discussion around this part, I just don’t have much input and it’s been an hour and I still have 30 mins of video to go :v

Nico: “Why was Arei hanging from the swing set?” Thank you.

Teruko: “Pinning the crime on Nico is plan B but also the main plan.” (P.) I figured, but how smart are we assuming Ace to be again?

Eden: “Is Ace even capable of doing a feat of strength like that?” And THAT’s innocent behavior. It MIGHT be Aceover.

[Eden continues defending Ace] It’s Aceover.

“If you can talk, the neck wound isn’t so serious.” (P.) We’re back with another round of “character speaks with way too much authority about something super weird!” How many neck wounds have you seen, Teruko?

Rose: “Isn’t Ace kinda weak?” Why are we roasting him- Never mind it’s Ace he gets roasted daily. Proceed.

“He was beaten by Xander-“ Yeah ‘cuz Xander’s a freak- “and he’s small and doesn’t eat a lot.” (P.) Uh… Rose… did you forget what his secret was or did you not realize that this might be a bit insensitive?

J: “Seconded. He’s a scrawny little guy.” While dunking on Ace is kinda funny, if Ace can’t hoist Arei up with the spinny thing, then we’re kinda fucked unless Levi!Accomplice rises from the ashes from out of nowhere.

J: “Isn’t Ace… too stupid?” I love that this is an actual argument that not only the fandom used, but the characters brought up as well :p

Ace: “…” PFFT-

The voice acting in the following section is fucking fantastic all around. Also Ace accidentally fucking himself over out of anger at being insulted is hilarious.

Ace: “…What?” Another new sprite, and I still have no idea where this is going in terms of culprit! How?!?!

Again all the voice acting is just fantastic. And also this is kinda funny.

Charles: “I disagree with Ace.” Yeah “he’s weak and stupid” isn’t great reasoning.

Whit: “Plus you call me stupid all the time.” Charles tsundere confirmed?! (Trick question: It always has been confirmed).

Charles: “When other people [judge with intelligence bias], it truly gets on my nerves.” Interesting character tidbit here, wonder if there’s a bigger reason for that or not.

“I’m the only one reasonable enough to do that.” (P.) Oh there was a reason PFFT-

“Will you test his IQ…?” (P.) Charles really hit them with “nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”

[Charles and Levi team up to explain jockeying] Interesting team up, and good points! I guess Teruko’s been hogging that brain cell a bit too much these last few episodes, so it makes sense for it to be Charles’ turn, huh?

Whit: “The Kuning-Dooger effect…” Charles: “Not what it’s called.” HHAHAHA!

Charles: “Ace is the killer. Don’t refute me unless you like being incorrect.” (P.) Wow that is certainty goddamn!

“Then simply do not be wrong in the future.” Yo why’s he so funny for?

My brain is kinda fried as Ace and Levi continue to argue the point, but “between you and me, we both know who’s really a murderer” is kinda crazy.

[Non-Stop Debate] WOOO!

[Truth Bullet: Laundry Ball] Oh? Are we gonna talk about getting the rope over the rafters? Or am I wrong to assume that’s how this was used?

“In the context of Nico’s murder” (P.) Love the little arrow to Nico xD

“Nico hung Ace by stepping on a stepladder…” (P.) I think I know where this is going!

[Truth Bullet Fired] YEEAH BABY!

We’re putting the image in a fifth post! >:D

“If you starch it up with laundry starch…” (P.) Aww… there goes thebadjoe’s idea on the starch. I kinda liked it, but this makes sense too. At least I called it as a possibility in that post I linked before! Kinda…

“How could I have thrown it?” (P.) Slingshot idea coming in? I don’t know how the episode still has like twenty minutes left if that’s the case. Maybe the Closing Argument is much longer than I’m expecting?

Arturo: “But there’s other evidence you threw it up there.” Oh yeah I kinda forgot the lights were part of it :v

Ace: “Bullshit.” It’s Aceover. Breakdown! Breakdown! (<- Reference to the theory that the JoJo’s song from the playlist refers to Ace).

The Ace shouting scene (that doesn’t narrow it down but you know what I mean) is fantastic, since the voice acting is on point as usual. We’re really spoiled in that aspect. And Ace’s victim complex is on full display, it’s really cool.

ARGUMENT ARMAMENT?!?!?! OH IT’S SO OVER! The art is really cool! :D

By the way, I’m gonna call that the final attack will be the elastic band thing Ace took from the gym in CH2 EP2 for the slingshot idea on the ball of clothes.

All the lines here are pretty standard, but I like them!

[Using a slingshot] Wooo! Last minute theory was correct! Shoutout that Reddit user who figured this out around the same time I did (again linked in the “select two” post I’ve already put a link to). Great minds think alike!

Teruko: “It’d be impossible for anyone to throw the weight…” (P.) Yeah right who would believe such a thing (<- Genuinely argued Eden could have potentially done it).

“Specifically, you could have made a slingshot out of this.” [Shows elastic band] Teruko where were you keeping that? Up your ass? Who brought this to the trial room?

[Levi explains, mechanism shown] Oh that mechanism makes significantly more sense than anything I was coming up with :v Still got three main idea though!

Ace: “You’re lying to verify Teruko’s made-up story!” Oh oh, someone’s desperate…

By the way the glove has yet to be explained and I find this very funny.

Ace: “Where would I have stored the water jugs?” (P.) …In the playground with literally the entire rest of the mechanism?

“SHUT UP, ACE!” SLAY TERUKO!!!

“We determine who lives and dies by majority vote…” (P.) New sprite? New cool sprite? Also, this line reminds me; do y’all think Teruko will received two votes again? I think she will.

“The point of the trial…” Also a new sprite I think? And I’m loving Teruko here, but how is this gonna lead to a Closing Argument? :v

“Are you silent now?” So many new sprites! New Ace sprite right after too.

[Ace giving up] Didn’t wanna comment because augh… this hurts… My heart goes out to all you Ace stans out there. I know you guys have a reputation as some of the most dedicated fans around, so I hope y’all are doing alright. I liked Ace quite a bit too, so this also hurts a lot on my end, but damn…

“Who do you think I am, you?!” Well at least he got one last good shout at Hu in :,D

Veronika: “What do you mean?”

Ace: “I’m definitely gonna die if I don’t escape. Everyone hates me, right?” (P.) Oh, wasn’t Veronika who told him that? That constantly picking fights would get him killed? I wonder how she’s gonna feel about that, if it’s explored. Genuinely curious, Vero’s hard to read.

“Veronika was right.” Yeah I really should let the dialogue play more often, huh :p? What I said stands though.

“A part of me wishes Nico had succeeded.” (P.) AGH!-

“But still!” New sprites going crazy!

This entire trauma dump is more or less what I imagined Ace’s motive would be. Super sad still, goddamn I can’t wait for his Bonus Episode if he gets one. My guy needs to talk to Good Person Mai stat.

“…I’m a coward who can’t fight my own fate.” FATE THEMES GO INSANE!!!

Eden: “But that’s so selfish!” Man I’m actually really glad I can stop reading Eden’s lines with suspicion now. I always kinda felt bad about it even if I thought the evidence against her merited it :v

[J’s response] You know, accirax and venus have been counting the amount of times J has been anti-murder and they were (as usual) cooking hard. I don’t know why she gets all the “murder’s bad” lines, but it helps build my “J will become primary support” agenda so.

“I know that.” Auch.

“Arei… She was a piece of shit, too.” Is he about to reveal he heard the last of the Arei-David conversation.

Also “good person” drop! Probably one of the last of the chapter!

“But at least she was trying. […] I really am a piece of shit, huh?” So. Much. Pain.

“Oh my. How tragic.” Holy shit Veronika smiling after no one denies Ace sucking is crazy. I know it’s far from the most concerning thing she’s done but this feels so sinister. I guess she doesn’t even care that she might’ve planted the idea of murder in Ace’s mind, huh? I love her <3

“… just vote already!” Are we even gonna have a Closing Argument at this point? Who the hell is gonna ask for a full recap? Eden for the memory of Arei?

Teruko: “Allow me to go over the case…” Ah alright. Protag knows she’s gotta protag I guess xD

“Sorry. But it has to be done.” Okay she actually has trope knowledge what is this.

4 Minutes for the Closing Argument… about the same as last time I think? Maybe a bit shorter?

Also the glove is just straight up not going to be explained huh. I imagine the scuffs on the floor will be shown but you know.

[Ace overhearing Eden+Arei] Btw I know some people missed this: the note sent to Arei explicitly mentions what secret Eden got, which didn’t get brought up in Arei-David. Yes, Ace has to have overheard both of them.

“He was originally planning to kill Eden.” …Nice argument senator why don’t you back it up with a source?

Like genuinely where did that deduction come from? Again, Eden never said how long she felt she was being followed for. It could have only started after this. It’s apparently not wrong, but it’s still a pretty large assumption on Teruko’s part.

[Mechanism Images] Yoo high quality ball over the rafters picture!!! It became canon!!!

[Jug picture] Oh that’s how that worked. Yeah I always had a bit of trouble imagining exactly how the jugs would have been tied to the rope.

[Arei follows the note] Oh she went out without her glove! She just never put it on that morning! For no particular reason! That is the funniest possible conclusion to that particular mystery xD

“Ace cut her free…” …With? I guess he just bit the rope lmao. (He probably just had like a knife or something.)

[Ace over the swing set] PFFT- Okay to be honest, the question of “how do you even physically get Arei up there?” had always bothered me a bit (it’s a lot harder than you might think to visualize), and I was expecting it to be a kind of “don’t think about it too hard” situation. But seeing this as the actual solution is fantastic.

[Trial Close]

Wait are we not gonna talk about the- the scuffs on the floor? I- Wait- How did-

I guess I was right to just assume they were supposed to be a vague indication of struggle as opposed to anything more specific xD

-

General Thoughts

I feel a sense of… weightlessness. It’s over. The mystery’s over. Levi!Accomplice, Eden!Disguise, J-Arei Swap (I’m assuming that’s dead don’t quote me on it), J!Culprit via the screening room with the remote, “David manipulated someone into murder,” all the other theories that came of this… all shall pass on as fun AU ideas that never came to be. Alas, Ace!Culprit reigns supreme.

The episode was awesome. Less of a roller coaster like the last few have been, more like a linear plunge into sadness. I’ve run out of words to describe how incredible these episodes are, but all the praise I gave the other episodes applies to this one as well.

The star is obviously Ace, and man, despite how horribly sad the Ace fans must be feeling, at least we got fed this chapter. Genuinely felt bad for him even though as J said what he did is pretty unjustifiable. So many interesting things to explore all around for him, and quite a few other characters as well. Just… a feast. I’ve been considering making a fully cohesive post talking about the entirety of CH2 PT2 in more detail than I’ve gone over in these reaction posts, and I’m pretty sure this episode cemented that as a really solid idea.

Theory Discussion

Well the crime’s solved, but since I am the “Local Min Jeung Kinnie,” maybe it’d be appropriate to grade myself on how well my theories panned out?

I will skip talking about the Nico-Ace situation because my ideas for it were completely insane as a result of the vast amounts of evidence that just… didn’t matter. I was right that Nico was the only attacker, but I shared this opinion with like half the fandom at least, so.

The Arei murder is the main course, and frankly… I’d say I did pretty well! All things considered.

Looking back at my Eden!Culprit Levi!Accomplice theory from a year ago, although I got the complete wrong culprit and threw in an accomplice that didn’t exist, the method itself was strikingly similar provided you correct the oddities that removing an accomplice brings. Hell, a lot of the deductions from my very first post on this came true. Crime happened in the morning, ball of clothes over the rafters for the lights and setting up the pulley system, done with the handlebars of the spinny thing (kinda missed what the tape was for, but at least I knew it was there), water jugs to weigh down Arei, scuffs on the floor indicating a struggle to subdue Arei before hanging her, and while the exact method of stopping the fall was a bit different, using a stopper rope is similar enough to tying a knot that I’m willing to give myself partial credit.

I still stand by the fact that, at the time, it was unreasonable to assume Ace could have picked up the tape. Yes, it’s what happened; doesn’t mean that it seemed horrendously unlikely with what we had at the time. Still, once Ace was officially brought up as a suspect in Ep14, I’m going to give myself partial credit for last-minute switching (sort of I was only suspecting Ace over Eden by a hair) to the real culprit and figuring out the slingshot trick alongside the aforementioned Reddit user.

So, I’ll say I passed! Am I bragging? Maybe. Deal it.

You truly were magnificent, DRDT CH2 case. I shall never forget you for as long as I live.

If you made it this far, congrats. Now let us cry together, for our favorite horse boy is about to leave us forever… after he says his secret quote (which is probably next episode) and the Bonus Episode with Mai hopefully.

(Dammit it that means we still won’t get context on the Eden Mai quote I was kinda looking forward to that T_T)

Thanks for reading! Bye!

[mrs-gucci]

Clyde’s Pinup Girl, Part Two {Clyde Logan x Reader}

author’s notes: helloooo! here’s part two of “Clyde’s Pinup Girl”. here’s the link to PART ONE if you haven’t read it yet. this is honestly one of my favorite pieces that I’ve written, not to toot my own horn or anything lol. I’m a sucker for some good ol’ Clyde, but aren’t we all?

warnings: clyde calling his girl “pumpkin”™️. fluff. smut. light degradation (mainly in the form of name-calling). roleplay (a kinda combo of boss/employee & maid/boss). 

word count: 1.9k

Clyde’s Birthday, Three Months Later

“Uh huh.”

Clyde says. 

“Mellie, can’t this wait until tomorra, or can someone else handle it? It’s ma first day off in months, an ma birthday.”

You smile from across the table. 

He sighs. 

“Alright, I’ll be there in ten.”

“Is everything alright, baby?”

He huffs, frowning as he stands up.

“Mellie jus’ called, said there’s somethin’ goin’ on at the bar, and they need me.”

“Aww, baby…”

You pretend to look sad, but in reality, you know exactly what’s going on. You asked Mellie to call Clyde and get him to the bar so that you could prepare the little birthday surprise that you had in store for him. 

“I’m sorry. It’ll probably be quick.”

His lips connected to yours for a moment before he threw on his coat and grabbed his car keys.

“I hope so. I’ll give ye a call when I’m on ma way home. I love ye.”

“I love you too, baby. Come back soon.”

You wave as he walks out the door, smirking to yourself. Your plan was working perfectly.

Mellie calls me shortly after Clyde leaves.

“Hey, is he on his way?”

“Yup, he left like 2 or 3 minutes ago.”

“Alright, we’ll keep ‘im distracted for a lil bit while you get ready.”

You smile.

“Thanks a bunch, Mell.”

“Anything for you, sweetie. He’s gonna love whatever ye’ve got planned, I know it. See ya soon.”

We hang up and you quickly rush upstairs, grabbing the box from the top shelf of the guest bedroom. You’ve been planning this moment since you found the book of pinup girls from Clyde’s high school bedroom. 

There’s this one pinup girl in the book that looks a lot like you, and in the picture, she was sweeping the floor while wearing a sexy maid’s outfit. Jimmy let you borrow a broom and you bought a sexy maid’s outfit that looks almost identical to the one in the photo. 

You put the costume on and do your makeup, making sure to study the photo closely, doing your makeup just like the pinup girl. 

Suddenly, your phone begins vibrating. It’s Clyde.

“Hey, baby. Are you on your way home?”

“Yeah, I’m ‘bout five minutes out.”

You nod.

“Okay, see you soon. Love you.”

“Love ya.”

He hangs up and you jump up from the vanity.

You slip on the pair of black heels you borrowed from a friend at work, grabbing the broom before rushing down the stairs, positioning yourself in the living room. 

After a bit of adjusting, the door opens, and you quickly still yourself. You begin sweeping softly as you hear Clyde hang up his coat on the rack and throw his keys into the bowl by the front door.

“Pumpkin? Ye down here?”

“Living room!”

His footsteps creak the floorboards as he walks into the kitchen, washing his hands without looking over.

“I can’t believe they called me out there to fix a fuckin’--”

He freezes when he looks at you.

You smile sweetly as you sweep casually.

“Is something the matter, Mr. Logan?”

“O-Oh, god…”

Clyde’s eyes rake over your figure, fists clenching as his sides as a bulge begins pressing against the denim fabric of his jeans. 

“No, ma’am, my apologies. Ye jus’ keep goin’.”

You bite your lip, sweeping more. Suddenly, his large hands grab your hips and pull you back against his front, growling in your ear when your ass pressed against his growing erection.

“Y’know, something is the matter, miss. Ye keep wearin’ these slutty lil uniforms an’ it’s gettin’ harder and harder fer me to control myself.”

You shudder.

“I’m s-sorry, sir, I didn’t know...”

“Yer not sorry.”

He smirks

“Ye want me to see ye, want me te lose control, ain’t that right?”

You nod, letting out a shaky breath. 

“I just can’t help myself around you, Mr. Logan. You’re so sexy.”

“Dirty girl,”

Clyde growls, rolling his hips against your backside.

“Ye want yer boss te bend ye over the kitchen table and split yer lil cunt open with his big cock, hm? Is that what ye want, Y/N?”

Your legs spread instinctively and you push back against him, desperate for any kind of friction. 

You nod quickly.

“P-Please, I want it so badly.”

He smirks, licking at your neck.

“Finish sweepin’ an’ then I’ll fuck ye. Until then…”

His hand wraps around your leg, fingers teasing the crotch of your panties. 

“I’m jus’ gon’ get ye nice n’ wet n’ ready fer me.”

You jump in his hold, gasping at the way his fingers feel pressed against your panties, so close to where you really need them. You grind down, trying to get him to move them, but he just chuckles in your ear.

“Yer not sweepin’ like I asked, so yer jus’ makin’ this harder fer yerself, darlin’.”

You groan in agony, moving the broom against the floor, pausing with each rub on your clothed folds.

“Good girl, that’s a good girl.”

He purrs in your ear, rubbing you a little harder. 

“Jesus, yer soaked. So wet fer me already, hmm?”

“Y-Yes,”

You breathe, bucking against him.

“All f-for you.”

“That’s right, darlin’. This,”

His palm presses against your center as he cups it.

“It’s mine. You hear me? This lil pussy’s mine whenever I want it.”

You nod, panting as you grind on his palm. 

“Fuck, I’m close.”

Clyde digs his chin into your shoulder, cock rutting against your lower back. 

“Oh yeah? Desperate lil slut’s gonna cum all over my hand? Can’t even wait fer m’ cock…what a shame...”

You’re all whimpers and gasps and moans as your climax builds, soon teetering on the edge of release. 

“Yer gonna hav’ta cum on my fuckin’ cock t’nite if ye wanna cum at all.” 

He grows, suddenly pulling his hand away and wrapping an arm around you, picking you up and rushing both of you into the kitchen. 

“Bend yer slutty lil ass over the counter n’ spread yer fuckin’ legs.”

You quickly do as he asks, hips pushing back to try and get some more friction. He suddenly smacks your ass hard, fingers digging into your hips, holding them still.

“Be patient or I’ll jus’ leave ye here like this.”

A strangled cry leaves your lips and you steady yourself, trying your hardest not to move as he undoes his belt and pants, pulling them down.

You barely even process his hands grabbing the crotch of your panties, tearing the fabric in half within seconds of trying. You look back at him, insides clenching when you see his big thick cock standing straight at attention. 

There’s already a small bead of pearly precum forming at the tip and Clyde groans as he gives himself a few good pumps. He steps forward and rubs his tip along your slick folds before lining himself up with your soaked entrance, hand spread across your upper back.

He pushes in gently, knowing that even after years of being intimate, you still need some time to adjust to his size. His weight on your chest as he presses on your upper back to steady himself. It makes it harder for you to breathe, but you don’t care, managing a soft moan anyways. 

“Ohhhh.”

Clyde stays still, cock twitching inside of you as your walls stretch around him, and as soon as you look back and nod up at him, his hips quickly set a steady and deep thrusting rhythm. He lets out a long, low moan, his hand on your back moving down to your hip. 

He rests his forehead on your shoulder as he drills into you, hot breath forming goosebumps on your skin. 

“S-So fuckin’ good, so t-tight fer me. Does it feel good, lil slut?”

You nod, biting your lip, breaths turned to whimpers.

“Yes, oh f-fuck yes, you’re s-so big Clyde.”

“Yeah? Ye like my big cock poundin’ yer lil cunt?”

Your cheek presses against the wooden tabletop, stretching back and forth with each of his thrusts. 

“I l-like it, so m-much, you f-feel amazing.”

He growls, suddenly fucking you harder, table beginning to slide against the floor with the power of his hips. 

“I knew ye would, d-darlin’. From the minute ye showed up te work that first day, in yer slutty uniform w-with that s-short lil--f-fuck--skirt, I knew ye’d want it like t-this, want m’ cock buried d-deep inside ya.”

“God, fuck...p-please!”

You moan.

“Please, C-Clyde, f-fuck me harder! Oh s-shit, I’m so close!”

Clyde feels your walls begin to clench rhythmically around his length, a sure sign that you’re close to your release. He grabs your inner thigh and puts your leg up on the table, allowing him to hit a deeper angle inside of you. 

“Jesus Christ, darlin’, ye got even t-tighter. C’mon, cum around y-yer bosses big f-fat fuckin’ cock!”

He smacks your ass hard, which sends you right over the edge, crying out as you cum around him. Your juices leak out and coat his cock while he keeps fucking you through it, grunting each time your insides spasm. 

“F-Fuck, I’m gon’ turn ye around now. Wanna see them d-delicious tits bouncin’ as I fuck ye, wanna see yer f-face when I make ye cum again.”

You eagerly let him flip you around so that you’re now laying back on the table, hips right at the edge. Clyde holds your legs apart as he picks up his brutal thrusting rhythm again, looking down as the tears run down your cheeks. 

It took a long time for him not to stop and ask if you were alright when he saw you crying during sex, but he finally no longer stops. Actually, he just starts fucking you harder, something awakening within him. 

“Lil fuckin’ slut’s c-cryin’ on m’ cock she l-loves it so m-much, fuck! T-Tell me that ye l-like m’ cock, darlin’, tell me I’m t-the best ye’ve e-ever had!”

He growls, spreading your legs apart even further, cock now rubbing up against that special spot inside you. 

“That’s i-it, there it is. C-C’mon, tell me! Say i-it!

Your back arches and you let out a choked sob, so overwhelmed with pleasure and sensitivity from your last orgasm. 

“F-Fuck, Clyde! You’re t-the best I’ve ever h-had, you f-fuck me so good! I l-love your b-big f-fat fucking c-cock splitting m-me in h-half! Ah, ah, oh s-shit, I’m gonna--AH!”

You all-but-scream, hips jerking uncontrollably and walls gripping as you cum with an intensity unlike anything you’ve ever felt before. 

“C-Clyde! Clyde! Fuck, please! You g-gotta cum, please, c-can’t take m-much more…”

You trail off, using every last bit of energy to squeeze his length as hard and as tight as you can. 

His eyes go wide and his hips suddenly stop, buried deep inside of you. He groans loudly as he releases, falling on top of you as his hips rut, shoving all of his cum deep in you.

“Nghhh...a-ah...take it…gon’ f-fill this lil c-cunt...” 

You kiss his throat, hand reaching up to run through his hair as you see tears swelling in his eyes. Sometimes his climax is so intense, he needs a grounding mechanism, and you’ve learned that the best way to help is by running your hands through his hair. 

Soon, he relaxes, burying his face in the crook of your neck as his cock softens inside of you. His lips leave wet kisses on your neck and his nose nuzzles against your skin. 

“T-Thank ye,”

He whispers into your skin.

“Thank ye s-so much.”

You smile, massaging his scalp gently with your fingernails. 

“Happy birthday, Clyde.”

[glitchyk]

uhm uhm put Anya in the shaker please I love her & her story makes me sad 💥💥

(Context)

I vaguely know her story and it also makes me sad

Go solemnly shake her, my twin

Okay now like don’t forget to floss bro/silly

[glitchyk]

Put Serial Designation N in the box

(Context)

GUYS DEAR GOD HES BROKEN MAYBE DONT SHAKE EM SO MUCH-

I say as I continue to rattle him around like a maraca

I thought it would be funny to make it the already broken one lol

Picture that was used under the cut

[glitchyk]

Lloyd Garmadon in blorbo box? Pls?

AAAAAA THE BOY THE BOY THE BOYYYYY

I haven’t watched ninjago in so long but AAAAAAA MY BBY I forgot how much I love the lil blonde

💚SHAKES HIM AFFECTIONATELY💚

SBSHJSJSJS HES GROWN UP SO FASSTTTTT HES A SENSEI NOWWASWWSHHSKSJS

My babbbyyyyyyyyyysss all grown upppppppppaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry got a lil excited at childhood character—

[glitchyk]

put Jimmy from Mouthwashing in the box please I NEED to give him a severe concussion

(Context)

Jimmy

Jimmy I barely know you, but you already make me hate the fact you share a name with a character I have🤸

Anyways

Concussion time

Make him perish

I barely know mouthwashing but like

I’m gonna hit him with the pony express ♥️ (saying that in historical terms of the old actual pony express— I’m gonna run him over with a mail delivery horse)

Original image used under the cut

[glitchyk]

*gives you Blitz* shaky box

(Context)

I

I don’t think he likes it in there

Now

SHAKES THE PHONE

Bro doesn’t even know who I am, I just appeared and threw him in the box

Og picture I took for this under the cut

[glitchyk]

madoka magica in a box I need to shake her violently.

(Context)

Idk why but I made two

I just couldn’t decide

Anyways

SHAKE DA MAGICAL GIRL

Original pictures I used below

[glitchyk]

can you put him in the box i need to shake him

(Context)

I kept the words because silly /pos

Also I didn’t know if you wanted the outline kind or the one where I take like fifty minutes erasing the background, but.. sorry I felt a lil tired and I figured it’s black outlines at the end of the day-

[glitchyk]

Someone give me a random blorbo to put in the shaky box

[glitchyk]

Anon now in shakeable form

[glitchyk]

Shake hjm

(Context)

He is as good as shook