#the blorbo box™️

[glitchyk]

put Daisuke from Mouthwashing in the box pretty please :333

Uhhhh @dia-smthidk this is your gremlin right?

I’m not an avid mouthwasher, chat 😔

Shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes shakes

But even if I don’t know these characters, it’s funny to shove them in a mostly black box and shake them

Original image under the cut

[ioannemos]

this is a shout-out/callout post for @dangerously-human getting me into lockwood & co... finally broke me out of my month-plus inability to write! i've only seen three episodes so far but if anything happens to these kids i'm gonna blow up this building-

[theglamorousferal]

I really wish I was good enough at making chatfics to be able to make a fic where all my favorite blorbos can chat together and they slowly find out they had Gone Through It™️ in their tweens and teens and now have a support group together.

I want Dipper who has gotten more into magic studies and has learned to banish ghosts and do little light spells and whatnot. I want Mabel to have learned different martial arts and have magic brass knuckles or boxing gloves that are bedazzled to hell and back and a sweater with a protection similar clumsily sewn in by Dipper.

I want Anne to have people discuss the fact she’s destined to be a god once she dies. She gets along with King who has similar responsibilities.

I want Star and Marco and Tom to be able to go on adventures with the Hexsquad.

I want Wirt to admit that it *was* real and that it’s okay that it happened and he’s not alone.

I want Jim and his crew to be able to chat with Danny and the rest of Team Phantom about the responsibility of fighting and defending a people they hadn’t thought were real and having to become something more.

I want Star and Aja to talk about ruling (if we go with Ghost King Danny, I want him to get tips from them.)

I want Dipper and Amity to tinker on magic shit together. I want Douxie to teach Dipper some new magic.

I want Mabel, Luz, Marcy, Toby, Tucker and Jana to have a D&D&MD game going.

I want all my kids to get along and talk and hang out and go on adventures.

[theshippirate22]

I have a theory

listen up bitches (gender neutral) (affectionate) i’ve been cooking this for an incredibly long time and i’m very very excited to share it but it is gonna be long so i’m putting it under a cut

my theory is that there has been a new set of archetypes created by popular m/m media either in canon or coding and i would love if it was more widely recognized by a distinct name so here we go:

I present to you: The Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill Boyfriends™️ Theory

i need to preface this by saying that i am absolutely not an english major or expert but i have done so much analysis that i’m 98% positive i’m on to something here

so usually mlm ships- at least in my experience- get boiled down into typical Grumpy x Sunshine, Golden Retriever x Black Cat, or like. Babygirl x Badass. and i hate that because those are like really watered down hetero romance stereotypes and i think queer people deserve to get our own archetypes instead of trying to force queer characters into prepaid boxes but that’s a story for another day so:

basically, all content with widely accepted mlm ships (even if they are more in coding than in canon) has this pattern with the ship that fits into Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill

(name pending- open to suggestions)

Boyfriend No.1 of course is the epitome of Mirrorball by Taylor Swift (i know, i know. bear with me here). He’s constantly trying to prove himself and his worth and usually he’s driven to hide or overcome 1-3 specific and intense insecurities/character flaws. He often has innate loyalty to a system or person who has repeatedly abused/neglected/abandoned him and thinks that this treatment is a result of his own character rather than a reflection of the abuser. In relation to the plot and audience, this is the “more dangerous” of the two because he’s so desperate to hold onto the status quo that he’ll often act in a way that makes things more difficult for himself, often by leaving Boyfriend No. 2, sacrificing himself, or doing “the wrong thing.” He also commonly has an older male figure that is breathing down his neck constantly, haunting his perceived inadequacies, and fueling his self-loathing. He’s constantly mischaracterized because he’s either boiled down to “the silly one” or a visage of his trauma and the people that relate to love these characters are usually extremely sad people. Usually this character is also the “mean girl” of the couple.

Examples of the Mirrorball boyfriend: Dean Winchester, Aziraphale, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Sherlock Holmes, Eddie Munson, Mike Wheeler, Prince Rupert, etc.

Boyfriend No. 2 then, is the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend, based of course, on the song by the same name by the perfect Kate Bush. He’s the one that’s seen The Horrors™️ and gained a layer of cynicism that Mirrorball doesn’t have. He was once loyal to something that used/hurt him but he rejected it and used his newfound freedom to restructure his entire personality and reach his much higher potential. Usually, he has passed so far from having a few insecurities to perceiving himself as utterly worthless and unlovable but he’s so convinced that it doesn’t even haunt him, he just goes with it and usually comes off looking overly-confident or cocky. This is The Bitch (affectionate)™️. There’s probably a scene of him covered in blood. This is The Girls’ favorite blorbo and ultimate whump. He tends to be really good with kids and he’s the kind of character that would and often has to CLAW a life out for himself by his fingernails.

Examples of the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend: Castiel, Crowley, Ed Teach, Black Pete, John Watson, Steve Harrington, Will Byers, Prince Amir, etc.

unfortunately i haven’t seen a lot of popular queer stuff so if you can think of other mlm or mlm shaped characters that fit into these archetypes please please please tell me

i’m specifically curious about:

-Hannigram (Hannibal)

-Buddy (911) (@criminally-obsessed if you would mind weighing in but obviously no pressure)

-Lokius (Loki) (@henderdads same thing)

-Any of the marauders but specifically WolfStar

-Stucky (MCU)

-RWRB (i’m so sorry i don’t remember the guys’ names)

-Nick and Charlie (Heartstopper)

-What We Do In the Shadows has one I think?

-literally anyone else please and thank you 🙏🙏 love you all

if you want like explicit examples of each piece for a character lmk for sure because i could talk about this all day long

[bigmack2go]

List your favorite character and then some headcanons about that character! Then repost into the ask box of your favorite moots! <333

Love, anon

So i was convinced i already answered this but i just looked and i cant find it so i guess imma do it again

Imma go with my fav character of my current hyperfixation which would be:

Albert DaSilva. Ofc

SO

SPRALBERT SPRALBERT SPRALBERT

His username in modern era would either smt along the lines of „einsteinTheSalvia“ or like „redwaterdrops“

In superhero au he would have themperature change/recistancy because gingers are more sensitive to themperature @ykthefancyclamwiththepearlinside

Childhood Besties™️ ITH TOMMY!!!!!

Has HPOTS. (Let me project my smaler problems on my blorbo without traumatising him to much>:()

Can get super kinky

THIS KID LOVES RED PADAS and monkeys and lemurs and all those funny little creatures.

Fav color: Hot. Pink. do not attempt to change my mind.

Al is the Delancys Cousin and stepbrother

His nickname is Twitch. The other Newsies started calling him that because he gets super jumpy and flichy really quick with sudden movements. Little do they know the reason for that. (Lmfao remember when i said i wouldn’t project on them to much)

For the next one I‘ll just out a picture for context bc it doesn’t make much sense without the ither ones

Albert has anger issues (but thats nothing new)

Tried to dye hair before bc kept getting teased for being ginger (it did not go well)

Allie is genderfluid and gets super super dysphoric on she-days (which is what she calls it in her head) but that’s not only cause of her body; she also doesn’t understand how there are transpeople who DONT get dysphoric/ wishes she could be one of them

Usually uses he/him or he/they and honestly has „she-days“ fairly rarely. But when she does it’s she/her/they/them

Blue eyes!!!!

When he gets confused, or irritated etc he starts to draf out words. Not talk slow, only drag out the words. He also starts blinking rly fucking fast and sometimes his head tilts without meaning to. (Spot ADORES it)

Needs hearing aids but hayes wearing them so he zses a lot of sign language

If this guy doesn’t have ADHD, my name is Angela Merkel. But al is one of those cases that puperty did Not mix well with ADHD and just gets tired all the time

ALBERT IS A SLUT. CHANGE MY MIND. IF HE DOESNT GO AROUND FLIRTING WITH EVERYTHING THAT CAN BREATHE (though that‘s optional) I SHALL NOT BE NAMED MACKJ

Obviously prankmaster ™️

he wears his hat backwards cause it covers his hair better cause he’s embarrassed of it

This is from @homosexual-newsboy

HOWEVER IN MODERNERA this man is the proudest mother fucker alive and his hair is practically the only thing he cares about

Ocd

Lots and lots of sensory issues

CANNOT control his volume. Always either too loud or too silent

Everyone love Al‘s family‘s chillie recepie. - that’s the only time when he’s alowed in the kitchen: when they’re having chilli. Not unsupervised tho

Chronic migraines

That‘s all i can think of is rn and i‘m in a hurry so.. yeah

[jewelielie]

Hiiii, this is your secret santa for the ISAT gift exchange! I do both art, comics and fanfics, so I'm more than happy to go all out for your gift, so if you'd like to craft a specific scenario for the hurt/comfort I'd love to see what you'd have in mind. I'm also willing to draw as many characters as you'd like. Happy holidays!

Hello Santa, I always believed you were real!!!

Djsjdjd you don't need to overwork yourself. You could submit a Siffrin stick figure and I'd print it out and cherish forever. (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠��⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠) /gen

I will say I did keep my wishlist somewhat vague because ultimately I love to see what people come up with! Let the artist (writing is also an art!!!) follow their heart! All art forms are beautiful because only YOU can bring that specific creation into existence!!!

...but I do understand that vague prompts can be challenging and direction is sometimes appreciated lol

If you need a bit more to work with, I'll tell you that I consume Siffrin-focused sick-fics (Blorbo is sick or hurt and can't hide it from their loved ones anymore, get taken care of idiot!) and post-canon (oops Blorbo gave away how bad The Trauma™️ affected them but SURPRISE their loved ones don't hate him for it they're here to support them!) like it's going out of style. I love a broken, beat up, and/or bloodied Sif. And I love a Sif overwhelmed by the love they've always wanted but was too scared to ask for. (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

If you want to fish more specifics out of me you have my permission to send as many asks as you want. My box is always open!

[horsemeatluvr23]

You seem like a very well rounded, normal, individual! I’m very happy to follow you with your normal amount of teeth and not encyclopedic knowledge all things regarding your blorbos guys™️ people you like and watch a normal amount! Anyway, I’m not going to shake your hand and definitely not get bit because why would any normal person bite another human being? 🫱

this has been in my ask box for so long i accidentally forgor about it... i'm Really normal. and i do not bite people ever (the texture would be gross. i'm not against stabbing though.)

[khazadspoon]

Like…. Yes. I will continue to woobify the criminal warlord that is Big Boss. I will continue to look at his softer side and the things that went right (in context of canon, not real life morality). I’ll also remember he is a Terrible Person™️ with Awful Responses to Choices™️ and that is okay. He’s a bad man who did bad things for sure.

But sometimes you just gotta think of your blorbos sat in the corner of a room under their favourite box, listening to songs on their Walkman to decompress after a long day being a mercenary who once had to kill their mentor.

Sometimes you just gotta imagine them as the MRE guy on YouTube reviewing ration packs and comparing them to raw jungle critters they ate on that one mission that ruined their life and made them who they are today.

Sometimes you just gotta, y’know?

[kosmic-kore]

It's Blorbo Blursday! And I arrive with questions! Your blorbos go to the movies, who:

Forgets to turn off their phone?

Has to take out a second mortgage to buy snacks?

Finishes all the snacks during the previews?

Is the Talker (tm)?

Is the one that polishes off two sodas without realizing they're probably going to have to go to the bathroom at some point during the film?

Is the one to sneak into other theaters after their movie ends to catch a free one but shhh don't tell anybody!

aaa hii (im v aware its saturday, we make no comment on that)

imma do this with houa and whitd

haunting of underhill academy:

forgot to turn off their phone: elliot. he was on it during the previews and didnt put it on silent.

buys so many snacks: tyler. hes always hungry so he usually brings snacks but buys popcorn and some snacks if he didnt bring any.

finishes snack during previews: oliver or alyssa. oliver doesnt really pay attention to the fact hes eating and alyssa just doesnt feel like talking or being on her phone.

talker™️: tyler. he contantly forgets the characters names and what they do for the plot. or charlotte. she comments on how bad the cgi or acting and how stupid the characters are to elliot.

soda: phoebe. usually its a bottle of water and a soda and she finishes both within the first 20 mins.

sneaks in to see a free movie: amelie. sometimes oliver goes with her amd they sneak into horror movies when they were younger.

what hides in the dark:

forgot to turn off their phone: lacey. she always keeps it off silent and it drives mickey crazy.

so many snacks: mickey. he always buys multiple boxs of candy and popcorn.

finishes snack during preview: lacey. she onlys buys one box and is stealing mickeys when shes finished.

talker™️: both. they are equally bad at this just sharing their thoughts with the other.

soda: mickey. he drinks and leaves for the bathroom within the first 20 mins.

sneaks in to see a free movie: lacey. she sometimes drags mickey along but she can sneak in without him.

thank u for the ask!!

[glitchyk]

uhm uhm put Anya in the shaker please I love her & her story makes me sad 💥💥

(Context)

I vaguely know her story and it also makes me sad

Go solemnly shake her, my twin

Okay now like don’t forget to floss bro/silly

[baileyboo2016]

Yahaha, you found me! Welcome to my little blog. My fandoms include Zelda/LU, Animal Crossing, and HTTYD.

If you want, you can check out my stuff on my linktree! (update: important resources have been added)

The Side Blogs™️:

(buckle up cause it’s a lot)

@baileys-writing-desk - writing

@baileyboospam - i spam reblog things

@your-fave-gets-bailey-booped - because why not

@pallweople - our silly group blog

@over-the-chain-linked-fence - a zelda au

Blorbo fanpages:

@ruliefanaccount - LU Hyrule

@raviofanaccount - Ravio

Roleplay:

@lanayru-rp-blog - Lanayru SS

@traveler-hyrule-rp - LU Hyrule

My art tag is #gulliver’s art. Maybe I’ll make a blog but who knows lmaooo

Marketable plushie suggestions here!

That’s all for now, and remember my ask box is always open. Please be respectful :)

[5bi5]

Instead of funko pops I think they should make teddy bears designed to look like tv/movie characters. Forget a soulless piece of plastic that you can't take out of the box I want a Cuddle Me Blorbo ™️

[that-was-anticlimactic]

Hello mutual that is into jjk, I would like you to listen to Of a Friday Night by Anaïs Mitchell and tell me how well it fits your blorbos. I have a sneaking suspicion that it does. Very well actually. 😈

HELLO BELOVED MUTUAL

sorry it took me so long to get to this - i wanted to be in the right mindset to like. Really Listen to this song because a beloved mutual recced it and i was. not at the time iuygfcguiygtcfgyi bUT I AM NOW AND I JUST LISTENED TO IT AND IT IS SUCH A PRETTY SONG HOLY TRASH

okay so. yes. it very much so does. it has lost youth vibes which is what grace calls gojo, geto, shoko, nanami, and haibara. but. it also specifically has shoko vibes to me... thinking about her and this in context of geto defecting and gojo in The Box™️ and both nanami and haibara dying AND yaga dying and everyone she knew and grew up with and loved is gone except utahime thank GOD...

but also like. this could be a gojo song when he eventually gets out of The Box™️. i mean. all his dead friends, all his injured students... makes me think of the jjk fic nothing else to compare by iamsomebody on ao3...

aNYWAYS I AM FINE. SO VERY F I N E.

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

HIII mac coming into yr inbox with murderbot propaganda bcos it is one of my favorite favorite favorite series of ever.. the murderbot diaries is a series of like, five novellas & a proper novel! they're all fairly short & very easy to read... i don't want to spoil things but murderbot diaries is about uhm. transgenderness. and. autism. and nonhumanness. and being. like. an Other, in a society. and like. the journey from thinking that being alienated is normal, being treated like shit is normal, it's fine if it happens to you. to realizing. hey. fuck. god fucking damnit. maybe i don't deserve this either. while still finding comfort & pride in yr identity. and not wanting to be normal™️. and finding people who respect you and your boundaries and identity and don't try to force you to become something you're not, and how fucking insane it feels when you actually find someone like that.

also its about a terrifying murder weapon who is just, really tired and done all the time & instead of going on a murder rampage it just watches a shit ton of those like. 15 season historical dramas and babysits a bunch of humans. also it has tasty worldbuilding that's like, actually multicultural??? and not eurocentric????? which is so sick. anyway yes bounces around murderbot is my favorite blorbo ever it has the most delightful and relatable writing ever there's cool robot fights and space battles here is the link 2 the first novella :] (also psspsps at one point there is a sentient ai ship..)

U HAD ME AT TRANSGENDER AUTISM NONHUMAN ..... god wtf this ticks all of my "i am instantly interest3d in this" boxes.... i have been CRAVING a good robot story lately holy shit

[m1ss1ngsty13]

Already here to add more thoughts so I don’t forget them later.

blorbos are low level enemies thinking like lvl 1

The box ghost is like lvl 2 or 3

Skulker is closer to 5 but he’ll be adjusted as he upgrades himself after every defeat

Vlad will obviously be the Big Bad™️

Pretty much the main Gillian’s that pop up in the show will have their Moment🤌🏻

The world will pretty much be a regular dnd village and vlad decides well I can’t conquer my home world so why not this one?

Want to DM a DND campaign, but make it Danny phantom. So the characters are just living their own lives doing their own shit then BAM GHOST PORTAL so it’s the players scrambling to figure out which spells weapons etc will work on the ghosts (peep skulker being a reoccurring nuisance to the party) and somebody will mess up and get zapped to become a halfa. Idk it’s an idea