#the shades and the wifebeater ah yes a serenade staple (pls get out of my driveway)
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that one boy band member who tries to branch solo through a slow song that doesn't go anywhere
#unless ure THAT confident in ur voice.. do NOT start ur solo career with a ballad#unless ure celine delone (??? im not looking this up) and thats all ure gonna do#bro is gonna r&b us then hip thrust at the big age of 45#this stupid ass pose with this stupid ass car in this stupid ass fake 'deep' filter 😭#mama hes gon serenadeeee meeeee 😭😭‼️‼️‼️#cried in same tone as mama he gon get meee#he looks like a mermaid#ariel hopping around on land and entering the highway thinking it's some kind of land current#a semi truck connects going 500 miles over the speed limit#Lost.... in.... THE DESERT#i know for sure i wouldve used the wrong desert in this#that reupload would not be elegant#the shades and the wifebeater ah yes a serenade staple (pls get out of my driveway)#jaren point two seconds before he whips out a boombox out of nowhere and lifts it over his head cauterwauling for dillon to forgive him
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