#the sexy version is at my sideblog

[navybrat817]

Smartie: would you love me even if I were a gecko?

Stud: I would find a Witcher and make him turn me into a gecko and this would be us: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMVoXtHD/

BAHAHA. Nonnie, I burst out laughing watching this and reading the comments.

Like Animals

Pairing: Roommate!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader Summary: You ask Bucky an "important" question and he gives you a thorough answer. Word Count: Over 1.2k Warnings: Humor, fluff, implied explicit sexual content, inner monologue, TikTok video, pet names, established relationship, feels (it's me), Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?). Apologies to geckos. A/N: Some Stud and Smartie for your Tuesday. Had to do it, @whisperlullaby and @targaryenvampireslayer! ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!

A smile pulled at your lips when you saw Bucky relaxed in his chair, engrossed in his newest book. Soot and Alpine cuddled up together nearby, both letting your man have some peace as he read. Naturally, it was the perfect time to interrupt him. Because you had a very important question for him.

One that would shape the future of your relationship.

He’ll understand why I bothered him.

“Hey, Stud?” You asked as you took a seat on the sofa, his steel eyes peering up from the pages to gaze at you. Your heart would always skip a beat from that look. “I have something very important to ask you.”

He put his bookmark in to give you his undivided attention. “What’s up? Is it about the wedding?”

“No,” you smiled. You were aware that some men didn’t care about wedding planning, but Bucky was. He wanted it to be the perfect day for you. “But the question is kind of related to love and our relationship.”

His brows furrowed when you didn’t elaborate. “Okay. What’s the question?”

You inhaled and exhaled slowly. “Would you still love me if I turned into an animal?”

Bucky blinked once. Twice. The corner of his mouth twitched, but he didn’t smile or laugh. “An animal? What kind of animal?”

You huffed when he didn’t immediately say “yes”. That should’ve been his answer. “I don’t know! A gecko! Yeah. A gecko.”

I have to keep a straight face.

Amusement sparkled in his eyes, but he still tried to remain as stoic as he could. “A gecko? Why a gecko?”

“Because geckos are cool!” You replied, close to bursting out laughing at the absurdity of the questioning and logic. But wasn’t part of the fun of having a partner being able to discuss stuff like this? “They can climb walls, can live a long time, they make great pets-”

“You wanna be my pet, Smartie?” Bucky asked, his voice dropping an octave.

Yes.

“You’re…” you sighed when he ran his tongue along his lips. He was a sexy bastard and you would soon call him your husband. “You’re distracting me. Answer the question, please.”

“So, that’s a yes,” he smirked, pushing his hair back and causing you to stare a bit again. “You’re asking me if you were a gecko, would I still love you?”

“Yes,” you said, rolling your eyes to try and play it off as something silly. Which it was. “Would you love me even if I were a gecko?”

Bucky set the book on the table before he moved from his chair to the couch. Your heart raced when he took your left hand and kissed over your engagement ring. “Smartie. Doll. Baby. Love of my life, of course, I would,” he said, your cheeks warm when he smiled at you. “In fact, I would find a Witcher and make him turn me into a gecko so we could be together properly.”

Right answer, Stud.

“You would?”

“I would,” he promised, pressing his forehead to yours. “I don’t want to exist in a world where we can’t be together.”

Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry.

“I don’t either,” you whispered, your heart full. “And no matter what, human, gecko, anything, I’m your Smartie and you’re my Stud.”

You knew if tomorrow you woke up as some different version of you, he’d love you. If someone tried to separate you, he’d find a way to get you back. He was your soulmate. You had the whole world because of him.

“Damn right,” he whispered, brushing his lips against yours before he pulled away. “Besides, if I ever found that Witcher, this would be us.”

…What?

“What would be us? I’m confused,” you said as he took out his phone and pulled up a video, cuddling close to you could both see the screen. “What is this?”

Bucky gently shushed you as he turned up the volume. “Just watch.”

You tilted your head as a rock came into view. “What are you showing me?” You questioned before your eyes went wide. Bucky’s arm over shoulders shook as he started chuckling. “Are those geckos fucking?!”

The decibel of your voice made the cats raise their heads, but they didn’t move since you weren’t in any sort of danger. “Yeah, they are,” your fiancé laughed. “Geckos in their semi-natural habitat.”

This wasn’t on my BINGO card for the year.

“Why do you have this?!” You asked, turning to look at him. “Wait, when did you start using TikTok?! Is this on your FYP? Is this a new kink you haven’t told me about? Because that’s a whole other conversation.”

He threw his head back and you couldn’t help but laugh with him. “You’re missing it.”

“Yeah, because gecko porn was the thing I was missing in my life. Everything makes sense now,” you teased, gesturing to the screen. “And, by the way, that’ll never be us.”

Bucky’s laughter came up short and, for a moment, sadness flickered in his eyes. “I thought you said we’d be together if we were geckos.”

“We would be,” you assured him, seeing happiness all over his face once again. “But look. He’s doing all the work and she looks bored as hell. That’s not me and that’s not our sex life.”

“So, I fuck you better?” He teased you.

Duh.

Whatever kind of sex you had before you met Bucky didn’t even count to you. He ruined you so thoroughly that you didn’t even remember the first guy you kissed. It was as if he erased all other guys from your mind.

Love was a powerful thing and Bucky had it in abundance.

“Yes, so much better. I mean, come on, she looks like she’s thinking, ‘Did I leave the stove on?’”

The brunette burst out laughing all over again.

I love that sound.

“Seriously! I would never just be still like that and you know it. There’s a difference between being a pillow princess and a dead fish,” You smiled, cuddling closer so you could feel his chest rumble beneath your hand. “And just for making me look at that, I want you to try and keep a straight face the next time we have sex.”

“What? That’s not fair,” he groaned, making you shriek when he suddenly laid you out on the sofa, his phone forgotten. “I can’t keep a straight face when I’m inside you. Your pussy feels too good for that.”

He always looks gorgeous when he slides into me.

“So does your cock. I don’t think I could look bored if I tried,” you agreed, raising an eyebrow when he moved on top of you. “But seriously, how is it that you just happened to have that video when I asked about us being geckos? You didn’t know I was going to ask you that.”

He grasped your chin to give you a thorough kiss, the kind that drove every sane thought from your mind. “I guess the two of us are just in sync,” he said.

“I guess we are,” you smiled. “But no more gecko porn today, okay?”

“Okay,” he smirked down at you. “But I will fuck you like an animal.”

True to his word, that was exactly what he did.

Oh, I adore them. 🥰 Love and thanks for reading! ❤️

Masterlist ⚓ Bucky Barnes Masterlist ⚓ Ko-Fi

[rebelfell]

I love your writing so much it's giving me so much joy. I was close to dropping out of the Eddie fandom because I couldn't enjoy the current trends of writing him but you write him so well I'm falling in love again. Do you have any writers on here that inspire you or that you would recommend to follow if that's ok.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh. Oh, anon. The way I wish I could print this out and hang it above my mantle. And I don’t even have a mantle. Thank you so much, truly.

I think I would have to tag every single writer in this fandom to accurately portray who inspires me. There is such a wealth of work about him, there’s something for everyone out there.

Whatever version of Eddie you want to read, he exists, and it’s not a matter of anyone’s version being better/worse, but what speaks to you.

I am gonna list some of my favorites, because I deeply want to give people their flowers, but my brain is also mashed potatoes and I hate for anyone to feel overlooked/left out.

So this is BY NO MEANS a complete list.

My sideblog @madeofmunson has pretty much everything I’ve read and my blathering recs. I’m gonna link this post I made last year, in which I babbled about some of the stories that really impacted me as I entered the Eddie fandom.

A number of them are what I would consider to be modern classics in the fandom, so I doubt you’ve missed them, but just in case 😘

And the rest are going under a cut because I am a loquacious so and so (if you couldn’t already tell)

@aphrogeneias writes such a fun, silly, goofy Eddie, but WATCH OUT because he’ll hit you with the feels out of nowhere. rockstar!eddie and his assistant make my knees weak on the regular.

@bettyfrommars has it out for me, specifically. They ruin me over and over and KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT (partly because I keep going back but that’s neither here nor there)

@br0ck-eddie is the undisputed reigning champ of soft, sweet eddie. They put out all of these little vignettes that make me feel so warm and gooey inside like I’m literally butter in the microwave.

@jo-harrington’s mind is WILD. I don’t even know how they come up with some of their concepts and I can only imagine what it’s like to create whole universes in your head from nothing.

@lesservillain fucks my brain up every time they post. I learned a whole lotta stuff I never knew about myself from their omegaverse fics 😳 Namely what the omegaverse was…

Read Red String and thank me later.

@littlexdeaths I want to put in my pocket and carry around with me all the time. They will start with just a little blurb and the next thing you know you’re swept away in the current of a whole saga and desperate to find out what happens next.

@lonelysatellites is a devastatingly good writer. I still think about Safe Hands and Bruises and how they altered my fucking brain chemistry. Actually, now that you mention it…I might need to go re-read them…again…

@mrsjellymunson is a radiant ball of light. They write stories that are just FUN and silly and sexy and they deserve only the best 💖

@somnambulic-thing is…an enigma. They have the capacity to write something so emotionally devastating I have to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling for 10 hours about it. Or they will write something that is so silly and lighthearted it makes your belly ache with joy and love.

And then go and write something that is BOTH.

@the-unforgivenn is literally the sweetest soul who ever lived, I think they were a piece of candy in a past life. They write a great Eddie and a great Corroded Coffin (specifically Gareth) became they really nail that band banter/dialogue.

@trashmouth-richie makes me horny and makes me laugh and makes me horny all over again. They write with a real razor sharp wit and confoundingly good smut 😵‍💫

@urhoneycombwitch is so creative, so skilled. They create the kinds of Eddie’s that burrow under your skin and make their home there. Roomate/neighbor!eddie have my heart.

@word-wytch just received a lot of the brunt of my flailing about one of their chapters, so if you haven’t read Don’t Stand So Close To Me - DO IT.

Seriously there are still so many more 😭 But I gotta stop or I’m never gonna actually post this. If you’re reading this and your name isn’t here, it so would be if I had infinite time ♥️ Yes, you.

I did not even touch on my Steve writers???????? (see @stuffedwithsteve for them)

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

Hi this is my kinky hornyposting sideblog 😇 (main is @existentialsquid)

This is an 18+ only space. Minors DNI.

This is a pro-kink, pro-trans, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist space. Bigots, transphobes, conservatives, and zionists DNI. Also, die!!!!

This is a place for me to explore all my kinks, including the dark ones. Continue with this in mind.

If you want to DM me, please read my whole pinned!

Anyway, about me:

Call me Di and use my pronouns (she/they/it) and you will be spared. You may also call me “ma’am” (or “mistress” if that’s our relationship 🖤) or any feminine term of endearment if we’re mutuals 💖 (i love pet names so i will probably end up calling you “darling” if i take a liking to you 😇)

Other than kink, I enjoy TTRPGs, Fromsoftware games (Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Elden Ring, etc.), animated media (currently watching Dungeon Meshi and LOVING IT) and nerd shit like that. If you have minis, Warhammer models, or Gunpla you built/painted, I want to see it!

I’m polyam and in an open relationship with my boyfriend @bearded-protagonist-enthusiast, but I’m not really looking for a new romantic relationship right now. I’m totally up for friendship and sexting with mutuals though! 🥰

i am here to make friends, explore kink, flirt with mutuals, and post about:

T4T

and

uneven power dynamics (sometimes involving primal predator/prey dynamics, praise, worship, playful degradation (as degrader), petplay, or dubcon (CNC, intox, etc.))

and

breeding/oviposition (also lactation, but not birth!)

and

monsterfucking (of nearly all kinds)

and

transformation/corruption (usually overlapping with monsterfucking stuff)

and

gore (blood, eroticised cannibalism, etc.)

(Note: there will be no real snuff, only occasional art and smut, as well as me just talking about gory fantasies)

and

unsanitary (musk and blood only)

Also, obligatory: I have a bit of an oral fixation so there will be talk of biting - if I ever mention “breaking the skin” with a bite, please know that it is purely in a fantasy sense! Drawing blood with your teeth is very dangerous IRL due to risk of infection. Buuuut it’s pretty sexy in fantasy though, so I will talk about it in that sense. Stay safe out there!

I also like unambiguously consensual stuff with human characters who stay the same, but the above are my kinks so they’ll show up frequently on this blog :)

If you don’t like any of those kinks, you have my blessing to never interact with me ever and live blissfully unaware of my existence. This is a pro-kink space.

On that note, there are some kinks I’m not into and would prefer not to be brought to this blog by replies or asks or what-have-you. No offence intended to anyone with these kinks, but these are my hard lines:

Being preyed on (I can get subby as hell but I draw the line at being treated like a prey animal 🙅‍♀️ I’m not a little rabbit or a deer or a puppy that gets hunted, the idea of me being that is not sexy to me)

Piss

Scat

Raceplay

My soft lines (i.e. things I might be comfortable with if done with someone I trust and can discuss them with) are:

Being degraded (generally I prefer being the one degrading, but in select situations I can be into being degraded)

Choking (I might find it sexy in fantasy on occasion, but I would never ever do it IRL because of the inherent health risks. For that reason, it can be a turn-off sometimes.)

Incest/fauxcest (I don’t always love all versions of this kink, but I’m open to discussing specific fantasies if I have a chance to say “actually, no thanks” before we start anything. You can call me mommy as a title if you’re one of my beloved mutuals 😇)

Detransition (I would never want this for myself but if someone wants to RP as their AGAB then I can be into that~)

The above is not a DNI list. You can still interact with this blog if you have any/all of the above kinks, just don’t bring anything on the hard lines list into my replies, reblogs, asks, or DMs. If you’re interested in something on the soft lines list please keep my boundaries in mind.

On the subject of interaction, i’ll accept anon asks related to:

monsterfucking concepts

T4T flirting 🥰

True/False game (make an assumption about me and I’ll say if it’s true or false)

NSFW ask game

Kink Rating ask game

Fifty Shades of Blue ask game

NSFT Emoji ask game

Telling me you just masturbated to my blog/pics 😇

If you want to sext/RP with me, please:

Send me an ask or two first to break the ice

Chat with me for a bit

Pitch the scene you want to RP and/or ask if I’m in the mood first

Check in with me as we go (I’ll do the same, of course)

ok thanks enjoy

ANON ASKS: OPEN

DMs: OPEN (MUTUALS ONLY)

My tags:

#me (whatever reminds me of myself)

#beloved volus (posts relating to my partner @bearded-protagonist-enthusiast)

#personal post (stuff that’s more about me than anything)

#my fiction (my short stories and smut)

#transition goals (what i’d want to look like in an ideal world)

#need (general horny thoughts)

#i can be trusted around cute boys (subby boy tag)

#i bite (this one is self-explanatory)

#i am looking (real people selfies and nudes)

#tf (content relating to fantasy transformation)

#monsterfucker (monster stuff)

#my ask + #my answer (self-explanatory)

mutal tags: #beloved volus (@bearded-protagonist-enthusiast) #kittendeer (@pupsferalkid) #misc (@miscling) #🐊 (@crocofsouls) #gothykitten (@gothykitten16) #dommy demon (@serotoninswitch) #elf mutual (@mira-mira-0n-the-wall) #sweaty elf girl (@beansira) and probably more when i get round to it lol

[griefabyss69]

About & Fanworks List

Hello,

This is a sideblog of @griefabyss, I figured I could put fandom related things here because I don't put original posts on my main blog, and don't want to limit posting to just ao3. I'm happy to make friends on here!

Please note that 99% of my reblogs are from my queue and I don't tag about it, so if I seem active but I'm not replying to a message that'd be why!

I have a tip jar! - Tumblr post - Ko-Fi (Currently trying to save up for dental work)

GriefAbyss on ao3

My writing tag

My art tag

Fic & Fanart list need to be reworked and haven't been updated since November 2023, please find new works through the writing and art tags! Thank you <3 I'll get this done at some point :' )

Fanart

» LARP AU - Mature - Steve x Eddie

This is a sketch I did while writing Last Man Standing!

» Demon Steve - Mature - Steve

This is a commission from a friend of her Steve from her fanfic the only time i feel human is when i'm in bed with you!

» Sweet Rose - Mature - Eddie

This is a painting of Eddie in shibari! Uncropped version under the cut, full nsfw.

» Sketch Request 01 - Gagged Eddie - Mature - Eddie

A sketch request for Eddie with a gag in, the messier the better <3

» Sketch Request 02 - Scoops Uniform Debauchery - Mature - Steve

A sketch request for Steve, undressed with a ripped shirt in his work uniform

Censored due to guidelines fuckery Uncensored here on ao3!

Fanfiction

» Post-Apocalypse AU

01 - Hell Patrol - 12k - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

[AO3]

Post-apocalypse setting shortly after S4, mostly PWP. Steve is having trouble getting off and one day after he confesses this to Eddie, he helps. Featuring first time blow jobs, a heatwave, and the beginnings of a power exchange.

02 - Night Comes Down - 23k - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

[AO3]

The sequel to Hell Patrol, where Eddie and Steve negotiate and play with things like the power of imagination, multiple orgasms, and bondage.

» Between Light and Darkness - 5k - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

[AO3]

Vampire Eddie, shortly after S4. Steve wants Eddie to have a safe sources of blood, Eddie doesn't want to hurt him. Arguing leads to Eddie blowing Steve and a fun discovery about Eddie's vampire lore.

» Offer Your Light - 4.6K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

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[ A continuation of fiordicielo's series a metalhead and a pink boy! ]

Steve and Eddie meet again… and find their way back under the stage to have more fun together! Will Eddie's kilt survive? Contains: Semi-public sex at a music festival, falling (further) in love, heart shaped nipple piercings, a jock strap, a kilt, and a whole lot of heavy metal!

» Ready To Go - 3K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

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[ A continuation of fiordicielo's series But what does it mean? ]

Eddie sees his bandanna in Steve's right pocket and it kicks off the first time they explore what Steve's been curious about. Contains: Experimenting, light bondage, some pain, nipple clamps, getting together, safe sex, Steve begging for more, Eddie's nervous excitement, and biting!

» Run Me Through - 9.5K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

[AO3] [Tumblr]

Enemies with benefits, sexy wrestling, getting together, emotional tension, competitiveness

Eddie and Steve have an arrangement - every Wednesday they meet up and have fantastic sex, even if they barely even talk to each other. It blows off steam and is easier than trying to find someone else local, but there's a few issues with it. Steve is playing coy with letting Eddie know whether he wants something or not, makes him wrestle him to earn it instead of just saying yes or not, and Eddie can't squeak out a win even once, no matter how hard he tries. And Eddie can't find out what's causing Steve's distance and the distractions he pulls out, or it'll ruin the whole thing they have going on.

» Constrained - 10K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

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Written for the @steddievember challenge, I loosely followed some of the prompts: Teasing, Hand cuffs / Cock rings, and Oral sex without orgasm, and technically Ice play to kill the boner

Eddie's month has been... frustrating. He thinks he might be losing his mind, or maybe something inside of him has broken, but he's been unable to cum this month. He meets Steve after he graduated, this time properly, and he offers up a solution to Eddie's desperate problem. Will Steve solve it, though? Does he put Eddie through the most intense experience of his life, resulting in the ultimate relief? Or does he keep him on the edge, the hook of Steve's beautiful mouth making him continue to reach for a completion he's not going to get?

» LARP AU

01 - Last Man Standing - 15.6K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

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Steve asks Eddie to teach him how to play D&D. Eddie has no idea what's in store for him as Steve throws him for a loop, making the game into something that changes Eddie on a molecular level, if his dick is to believed.

02 - Interlude - 6K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

[AO3] [Tumblr]

Sequel to Last Man Standing - (This one doesn't have roleplaying but the next one does, which is why I titled it this. Technically a song title but from many different artists.) Eddie finally instigates some more fun after Steve surprises him after a show, and Steve has fun pushing at Eddie's limits again, this time in his car.

03 - Stargasm - 11K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie [AO3] [Tumblr]

After they recover from their interesting night in Steve’s car, Eddie and Steve get up to some more LARPing, this time with Steve as the Demon King who bests Sir Eddie the Banished Knight. Eddie’s still not sure where they stand in their relationship, but it feels good to be with him, and the time they spend after the hot sex is really nice.

04 - so take a bite of me, just once - 10.3K - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie [AO3] [Tumblr]

Odaxelagnia is a kink where individuals experience sexual arousal from biting or being bitten. - Eddie's revenge feels less like striking back and more like reverence, but he's satisfied with the mark he's left on Steve anyway. This is also part 04 of the paraphilia series <3

» Paraphilia Series

01 - Still Motion - Scoptophilia - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

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Scoptophilia describes the sexual pleasure that a person derives from looking at prurient objects of eroticism, such as pornography, the nude body, and fetishes. - Steve poses nude for Eddie so he can do figure sketching from his bed, as Eddie starts to look like he’s getting too warm. Of course, it’s not the temperature that’s getting to him.

02 - Acceptance and Negation - Forniphilia - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

[AO3] [Tumblr]

Forniphilia is a type of BDSM practice where one partner is turned into a piece of furniture or object for the other partner’s use. This can involve anything from being used as a chair or table, to being transformed into a coat rack or lamp. - Steve loses a bet against Eddie, who gets to order him around all night. It wasn't intended to be a sex thing until Steve discovered something new about himself.

03 - Waves - Forniphilia - Rated: E - Steve x Eddie

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Saliromania is a fetish that involves pleasure from soiling or disheveling the object of one’s desire, usually an attractive person. It can also involve sexual arousal or satisfaction of soiling or damaging a partner’s clothing. Some individuals may also enjoy the act of being soiled or disheveled themselves. -- Steve watches Eddie a lot, finds that Eddie's always got his mouth busy. It's distracting and he's becoming a little bit obsessed with it - to the point where he snaps one day and climbs into Eddie's lap to have his turn with it.

» Steddie Microfic Masterlist This is all of the links to my steddiemicrofic challenges all in one place!

» Fanwork Request Masterlist

All of the links to my writing & art requests!

[lazaruspiss]

literally such a dumbass LMAO was trying to save art i liked ‘n reblogged on a sideblog i wasn’t interested in using any more, found sexy hooters slade & sent it to a mutual before deactivating the blog !! deactivated the wrong blog 🙃 not tech savvy enough for this app

incredibly valid. one of my siblings deleted their entire account once when trying to delete a sideblog, and they were pretty upset for a while bc of it. 😔 i also just think the app is a hot mess lmao, i gave up and switched to just using the browser version.

[chinzhilla]

Do you have any fave Thai BL series? If you do, what's your top 10?

hiiii thank you for the ask! 💙 and oh yes of course i do!! i'm not gonna actually rank these but here are my top ten thai bls in no particular order (with commentary bc i always have to be the most verbose person in the room):

The Eclipse - i think this one goes without saying if you’ve been following me for long. it's the first bl i watched live, before this blog even existed, and i imprinted on it like a duckling. that's the firstkhao effect i guess, and also my penchant for repressed sadboys and characters who are so attracted to each other and so mad about it

Manner of Death - may be surprising since i haven’t posted about it much but this drama is just. perfect. one of these days i’m gonna do a rewatch and i’m gonna be SO annoying about it. tension and release doesn't get any better than this, and the entire time the plot is plotting and it's fantastic!!

My School President - this one should also be obvious given it's the source of my url and also basically the reason this blog exists. this is the show that escalated my bl obsession to critical mass and left me with no choice but to make a sideblog about it. the soundtrack is banger after banger, every character is lovable, there are such genuine touching moments, and gemini and fourth just kill it the whole time

A Tale of Thousand Stars - i don't think any show has made me cry more. i was warned but nothing could have really prepared me cause it's like this drama was made in a lab specifically to target all my emotional weak points. i related a ton to tian and his need for escape and agency, and his growth and redemption over the course of the series is really just beautiful

Bed Friend - this show is a bit of a sexy comfort watch for me. to watch uea go through absolute hell and come out the other side getting the love, respect, and devotion (and cat ears) he deserves is just sooo satisfying. and did i mention how sexy it is?

La Pluie - closest i ever came to writing actual meta was while watching this show. its take on soulmates is so refreshing and thought-provoking and i really appreciated its emphasis on family and the trauma it can bring even when everyone loves each other. also gorgeous chemistry from the leads and lomfon and tien had me in a chokehold for weeks

Only Friends - obviously the show has been very polarizing but y'all all know where i stand. i'm not without my criticisms of how THAT storyline ended but there are far far far more positives than negatives for me. and in terms of pure entertainment they DELIVERED

Not Me - another one i don't talk much about but absolutely adored. every relationship in this show could have essays written about it (which i'm sure has been done) and the seanwhite first kiss is actually one of my favorites

Laws of Attraction - charn wasn't on my screen for a minute and i was already in love with him. this is another one with a great plot, good chemistry, and a captivating side couple. the only thing it doesn't hit right on the mark for me is the physical intimacy (especially bc i couldn't help but compare it to mod) but it makes up for it with hot lesbians (silvy pls give me a chance)

I Feel You Linger in the Air - no it's not over yet and yes i'm two (almost three) episodes behind but listen unless they really screw the pooch right at the end this one absolutely deserves to be here. once again the chemistry is chemistrying and the setting and mechanics are FASCINATING. however i have a feeling it's gonna join the ranks of atots as dramas i adored but might not everr watch again due to emotional devastation

honorable mention to Shadow which is currently airing and which i am obsessed with so far. if i ever do another version of this list it may well be on there

[911-on-abc]

Get 2 know me <3

I feel like I’ve been tagged in a million of these I haven’t been able to keep track so I’m so sorry that I’m not going to tag anyone cause I don’t know who has already done it or not 😭😭🫣 however I'm using @thewolvesof1998's list which is kind of like a combo of what’s been going around (and it was in my drafts lol)

Last song: According to Spotify is was “One More Heartache” by Marvin Gaye

Favourite color: Green 

Currently watching: I'm literally watching 911 right now

Last movie: Can't remember, but it was probably Mad Max: Fury Road which is one of my top three favorite movies and tbh a perfect film I will not hear any criticism!!

Sweet/spicy/savoury: SOUR!!!!!

Relationship status: Single :(

Current obsession: 911, Edmundo "Eddie" Diaz, Pitch (TV Show), my dog, myself, my water policy class, merge mansion (look, the ads got to me okay?), that one dark!buddie fic

Last thing you googled: swat deployment data Los Angeles (long story) (uhh that is what I had in the drafts version of this but as of this version it was ‘American pie song’ bc I didn’t know who sang it spoiler: it was Don McLean)

nicknames: Sarah, Sar, Dashes

zodiac: Respectfully, I don't believe in that shit

height: 5'3

favorite music: I will listen to every genre, no joke, but rn it's been punk rock (I'm talking that OG shit like if they never played at CBGB or one of the Fillmore's, then they don't count!!), Bluegrass, Blues, whatever fucking genre the Talking Heads are. Beyoncé’s renaissance album. stopping here but pls send me asks about music I will talk forever about music I swear to god!!!!!

followers: 141?? she's so baby

following: 42 (this is a sideblog so I don't really know who I am mutuals with but if you have tagged/interacted with me then I probably follow you!!!!)

do you get asks: Yes??? I don't really get what this question means lmao, but please send me asks! Don’t feel nervous about coming off weird! I’m also super open to receiving DMs because I love talking to people!!!

amount of sleep: 6? 7? 5? idk I take ADHD meds

what are you wearing: a large t-shirt that I thrifted and pajama shorts (okay that was my first draft answer, I’m now wearing baggy jeans and a big ass t-shirt)

dream job: Policy analyst for the government. Pensions are SO sexy!!!!!!!!!! but being a screenwriter or lottery winner would be cool

languages: English, some spanglish

random fact: I have sectoral heterochromia

aesthetic: I'm a tiny shirt big pants kind of girl. However, I do want to dress more western but in a cowgirl meets street fashion short of way

currently reading: My textbooks 😭

Feel free to steal this if you want to do it! And thanks for reading <3

[shark-wrangler]

when i saw you pop up in my notifs i was like "wait a minute, i recognize that art style [in your icon]" and you can imagine my delight and surprise when i opened your blog and was like "oh fuck!!! the cool artist who also likes cathar and has the sexy catboy ocs!!" so! in the spirit of all that: B, E, F, M, T, & V for jial-ro and/or khatte. sincerely, fellow catboy enjoyer hyrohkaah (would've sent off anon but grr sideblogs >:[ )

eeey thanks! always thrilled to find fellow catboy enjoyers (also yeah sending asks from sideblogs should really be a thing, it's 2023 ffs)

I'm gonna answer for both of them, because I can (the meme is here if anyone wants to ask and/or reblog it)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

So for this one the answer is mostly the same for both of them, because cathar as a species (or my very dubious headcanoned version of them) have a tendency to really fixate on the neck/jaw because they have scent glands and a situational erogenous zone around there, and they'll gravitate to the area even if they're with another species that doesn't have them. The main difference being that Jial-ro is very gentle and will mostly just nuzzle and nip occasionally, whereas Khatte bites (he'll also bite everywhere else but he will especially bite necks). It very much goes both ways and they'll both appreciate a partner giving them attention there as well.

Jial-ro is also, justifiably, very proud of his butt and he's not at all shy about using it to his advantage.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Khatte: Much. Some might say too much. He needs to be stopped.

Jial-ro: his experience is somewhat sporadic, he was raised in the Jedi Temple because his Force abilities manifested very young, and aside from a short-lived fling in his teens that nearly got him kicked out of the Order he just didn't have much opportunity for a good while. That changed once he started getting sent out into the wider galaxy, and he gleefully exploited the "code only says no attachments but it doesn't say no one night stands" loophole and picked stuff up as he went along until he eventually parted ways with the Order completely. aside from the aforementioned Forbidden Boyfriend Incident he's only had one other real relationship, which he's still in and extremely committed to (they aren't strictly monogamous and he'll still have some occasional one-off fun but he has no interest in pursuing anything else emotionally). he's extremely giving and generous as a partner once he gets into it and he physically knows his way around, but he's prone to nerves and overthinking, and he's hesitant about initiating or directing things not for lack of desire but because he has Jedi Baggage he's still working through. It gave him some interesting kinks though so there's that.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Khatte: you'd think given his adventurous tendencies it would be something obscure and specific but honestly he just really likes getting fucked from behind, preferably while either shoved into the floor or bent over the nearest object.

Jial-ro: I'm not sure he actually has one? He likes experimenting and trying new things, and beyond that he likes whatever seems most appropriate to the situation; when it comes down to it for him the actual sex is secondary to to the foreplay and just being close to the other person. He does prefer being face to face, but within that there's a lot of leeway where he doesn't mind much one way or another. he's also incredibly flexible.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Khatte: what doesn't no but in actual practice he is, unfortunately, very turned on by risk and danger, and he is not at all safe or responsible about it. he has knowingly fucked people who fully intended to kill or harm him in the past and he'd do it again. he also has some strong exhibitionist tendencies and really fucking loves an audience and being the center of attention. do not turn him loose at a party he's the worst.

Jial-ro: connection and feeling loved is a big one for him. he's not really demisexual, he very much does experience attraction on a purely superficial/physical level and can enjoy the occasional one night stand, but the difference in how he is with a relative stranger vs someone he knows and feels close to is very noticeable.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Khatte: not really. he owns a lot of harnesses and similar wearable/aesthetic gear but in terms of actual toys or other implements he just rolls with whatever his current partner/hookup already has. he almost always goes to other peoples' spaces rather than inviting anyone into his, and he's actually very utilitarian and no-frills about getting himself off, so he just never really collected any. for as many kinks as he has, most of them don't require much in the way of tools or setup.

Jial-ro: he doesn't have an extensive arsenal or anything but he's definitely collected a few over the years, nothing particularly fancy and mostly to use on himself. he tends to keep them hidden, but he'll pull them out if he's with someone he trusts.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Khatte: he's loud. moaning, growling, talking either to encourage or provoke, if he likes what you're doing you will know about it. gags are also at minimum a soft limit for him and he has no sense of shame so yknow, good luck with that.

Jial-ro: he's chatty, both during and after, but he's pretty shy about vocalizing or having big reactions to things unless he's fully lost in the sauce. the most you're likely to get from him is some breathy little sounds that he's trying very hard to keep contained (but he'll still talk your ear off if he's coherent at all and most of it will just be enthusiastic positive feedback).

[wittylittle]

Similaires from my sideblog : @blancblackgris where I post black and white sexy pics and uncoloured versions of my own GIFs.

[rotblut]

Hi Luni! I've been watching kdramas for a long time and sometimes i think about what made me watch kdramas. The reason I watch Kdramas is that they are the ones that handle emotions well, that touch on individual and social problems, that character development is well organized and that friendship and family relationships are sincerely reflected. I also love that there are deep characters in the dramas who have insights and thoughts about life.  I really like the way some writers tell about life and people. I can't find these things in western dramas mostly.

And... I really love your artistic works. 😍😍 Because I'm also curious about your reasons for watching kdrama. Sorry I wrote too long...😅😅

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<3 you have such a beautiful soul omg how adorable don’t say sorry for writing a lot of words!

I started watching kdramas in 2012 because youtube recd me a low quality version of the full movie always https://mydramalist.com/1814-always and i was so emo because of it and never felt such emotins for love before that i watched most of the other things with the main leads from that (disappointing can’t reach the level that was and is always). master's sun and the heirs were the ones that made me start making edits on here (in the dark past i was into sig..............i saw the light thank you) with a friend of mine and we were really into kim woobin and kim jiwon (and I still want them to be romantic leads in a drama like deep down in my heart that wish took root and won’t go away till they finally do it and they probably never will) anyway made all the people on here mad as fuck because of them and us... ngl good times I was really into the whole vibes that they gave me and no american show could reach that crazy level of madness for me. jiwon and woobin were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy to me. kdrama-edits was my first sideblog together with her and the edits are terrible all whitewashed because that was the trend in the past....................had a period where i focused on animes/mangas/games/kpop because the kdramas were disappointing me terribly and i was not happy with the faves that i had in the past and what they chose to do.......... anyway 2016 was boring and afte that year till 2019 i only watched some kdramas and did not edit any of them but in 2019 i was done with gaming on here i still game tho just not edit it anymore so i came back wtih this blog and started making edits of kdramas again. 

anyway it’s mostly about chemistry for me with kdramas and the actors in it like that’s what’s keeping me to kdramas. the chemistry. stories too but like the chemsitry is what makes me go wild. and pretty actors but mostly the chemistry is the key factor. story too. but mostly what’s important to me (and i cannot stress this enough) is the chemistry between characters and actors. 

western (american/european) media is sooooooooooooo fucking boring with what they think romance is because it means nothing to me the way they cannot make me feel anything at all is amazing on itself. hate the shows they produce and they put sex in there but it’s so unsexy to me and a turn off like the way they do so much with sex but it’s just not feeling right and earned and it feels cheap and terrible. since a decade their romance stories cannot make me feel anything at all. they don’t even do romance shows or cast actors with chesmitry together like it’s only superhero/comedy/driving/disney/funny/starwars-remakes like watching the sky is more exciting than that. and the way they put in the same 5 famour actors in everything.............and their pretentous award shows. and the shows they produce (doesn’t matter the channel or network or net/flix or hu/lu or whatever) like plssssssssssss i don’t need them being pretentous for doing the bare minimum and re-using the same plot over and over again. also the way the male characters aren’t allowed to show weakness or emotions and when they do it gets treated as a joke is also really not it for me. and the women in them are also not written in a way that i enjoy them. anne/withane was great but they cut that one like they always do. that’s also a thing with the fucking people here they make seasons and seasons till the show sucks or they cancel good shows for low ratings like ok...... i wouldn’t willingly watch a western show again like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you would have to pay me a loooooooooooooot for me to watch a western show. and since no one does that i am good. 

hugs you beautiful cutiepie with a nice filling <3 

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

You know, how come I gotta feeling that Yana might make a Twisted version of Stitch and make us simp for them like what happened with the Tweels?

You heard the Anon, Toboso-sensei. Get on that. Sexy blue alien boy incoming.

...I am actually working on a Stitch OC as a RSA student to post on my sideblog, for anyone who is interested in that.

[kingsofeverything]

counted all my sideblogs so i know how many different versions of me there are and it’s 24 blogs + 3 twitters + 3 instagrams so 30 of me which is a very sexy number and means i get to refer to myself as if i am 30 different people

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

19?

19: any new fics to start next year

This is my list of ideas I'd like to tackle in the upcoming year. (There is no guarantee that they will all make it to fruition, but they're ones that have the strongest chance):

• An exploration of Stan's relationship with Dipper and Mabel's parents

• A sexy version of the boxing lesson scene from Swooning Over Stans

• More Stanchez set during Rick's time with The Flesh Curtains/Stan's vagabond years

• Dipping into the Invader Zim fandom; I wrote a little meta-ish thing about the lost Ten Minutes To Doom episode over on my Invader Zim sideblog and I think I want to actually sit down and write it. Potentially the first long fic I've written in over a year.

End of the year fic asks

[frogbogs]

yo! im fixing the resolution problems on some of my art posts. uhh. if you’ve rb’d my art before check my art sideblog later today if u fancy rebloggin the hq sexy versions instead lol. some of em are already updated!

[mojavejourneys]

4, 6, 8 12, 14, 21, 23, 30, 38, 43, 55, and 72 for the ask thing! if you feel uncomfortable in answering any of them please feel free to not answer them!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Maybe? Idk how I gauge this myself XD

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Respectful people. Respect is very very sexy. Beyond that, uhh... what even is being attracted to another actual live human being LOL

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

I’ve been thinking a lot about Danai Gurira and how absolutely fucking badass she is XD

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Muse - Pressure

Rag n’ Bone Man - Human

Genesis - The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway

LOLO - Hit And Run (Sims 4 Simlish version)

Muse - Thought Contagion

(is it cheating to have two songs from the same album? I don’t think so LOL)

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

To an extent. Until things start going to shit XD

21. What are you bad habits?

Staying up too late welp

23. Do you have trust issues?

Sometimes initially. But it can take me a while to warm up to someone enough to trust them. But if someone breaks my trust then I definitely have a hard time trusting them again.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Maybe? If ever I found the right person. Lately I haven’t even been interested in the dating stage so... marriage is a ways off yet. But I wouldn’t say no if I found the right person to marry and I was ready for it.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Someone who I can be a total dork around and they’d be cool with it, someone who’s trusting and lets me do as I want to. Someone who’ll be there when I need them and not too clingy. This applies to both the dream girl and the dream guy. I’m bi af lol

43. Do you smile at strangers?

If they acknowledge me in some way first, then yes.

55. Favourite blog?

I have a few! My partner in crime @redrocketwarrior has an awesome blog, and his music sideblog @lupineaudiophile is well worth a look! Yours of course.

@irresponsible-black-unicorn is awesome and definitely a force of positivity.

And a few of my favourite artist blogs: @charomiami @catastrotaffy @flannelshirtandjeans @fleshwerks @quizzikemen @scarecrow-forest @red-flare-art @pistachiozombie

And many others too! Too many to list XD

72. What colour are your towels?

Implying that my towels have any coherent scheme, the audacity XD I kid, I kid. I have some cream, some brown, some black and a couple of blue XD

[viktuurificwriters]

AO3 writer: Artdefines06

Username on AO3 or FF.net: Artdefines06

URL on Tumblr:

YOI sideblog: adrianasbusybrain

Main: artdefines06

Name: Adriana

Date you started writing YOI fanfiction: November 2016

Genres you write in: fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, so far rated T 

Works you’ve written/you’re writing so far: My first fic (ever) was a one shot (3.4k) written because Victor told Yuuri in ep. 5 to seduce him just like they do every day in practice, but there was to flashback or follow-up and I couldn’t allow that. It’s a lot sweet and a tiny bit sexy at the end. Judging by the number of hits it received I think I was one of the first gap fillers for that scene, and I was hooked on getting comments and love since then. 

My next fic, Victor on Ice, which is my main wip (46k), was based on a tumblr prompt about “what if Yuuri’s version of ‘Stay Close to Me’ was never uploaded to the internet”. It’s about Victor’s depression, and Yuuri helping him out of it. I have had a lot of love from people with depression saying they relate to it, and have made a lot of friends through writing it. 

I also wrote an Autistic!Yuuri fic (15k) that doesn’t have nearly enough love despite it’s very positive depiction of Autism. It’s my baby and I do want to do a sequel someday, when time permits.

Lastly I am working on two fic’s for the reverse bang that premiere in a few weeks, a Romeo and Juliet AU and a Project Runway AU. Lemme know if you want a sneak peek of either ;)

I would say my main strengths are accurate and hope-giving depictions of mental health struggles, and lots of emotional introspection.

About: I am training to be a Family Therapist, so my main blog is open to talking about stress and struggles of all kinds. My sideblog is lots of fic recs and reblogs and previews, and I love to talk to other writers.