#the secret histories rp

[roleplayfinder]

Hey all!

22 y/o mun (ask for pronouns) here, looking to scratch a specific itch - some insanely cool lore has dropped for the Secret Histories (book of hours // cultist simulator) universe, but it's highly niche, and the main fandom hasn't really got to a lot of speculation about it.

To be particular I'm Jewish, and the niche lore in question is "about" the way that works in a world where you can be a crab furry, the bee movie is plausible and the sun is emo -- there's got to be one other Jewish person in this fandom who played Vasil the Fivegoer's mission in Exile and instantly thought it'd be funny as hell to have ocs about it, right? Right?

Please reply to this post and I'll reach out : )

I'm fine with whatever terrible content, this is this fandom -- but I'm really a softie ooc and I hope you are too!

Thanks to the bloghost for hosting and thanks to all of you for reading and maybe replying ♡

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[academic-vampire]

𝖔𝖑𝖉 𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞.

[bunnyzcor]

About to go on my daily walk (but it’s looking a little rainy so I brought my raincoat (and a beer because ofc)).

I’ll post an update when I’m back ;)

[charliemacaulay]

My life is sooo difficult! I only get everyone to pay for my things and party the night away! Was my Bunny impression convincing?

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Feeling very me today! (depressed, questioning my sexuality, broke, suicidal, failing school, procrastinating work, sleeping all day, hypothermia)

[stellarvoices00]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

[new-neanias]

cubitum eamus?

excuse me?

[darkacademianew]

The Secret History out of context, part 2:

Richard seeing Francis eating maraschino cherries

Francis throwing the cherries from the window a second after

Camilla drunk on some red popsicle drinks

Richard doing cocaine in a Burger King parking lot

Francis saying that smoking isn't bad for his health

Henry thinking the moon walk never happened

Francis realizing Richard's shirt is inside-out while kissing

[written-by-baudelaire]

is it socially acceptable to smoke a cigarette and down 4 tylenol to cure a headache? asking for a friend

[cmacaulay476]

We will be having rabbit pie for dinner. :)

[ink-the-axolotl-rabbit]

So uh.. Planning on making a Mario's madness rp blog

The only downside is that I can't figure out if I wanna be Sh mario or DJ hallyboo [or just straight up someone else in general, I'm considering Mr L as my third option]

[academic-vampire]

𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓈𝑜 𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒.

[bunnyzcor]

Shakespeare is pretty cool, wish he was real tbh

[charliemacaulay]

Nothing beats tea and old books on cold autumn nights.

[itsrichardnotjohn]

Judy just offered to give me a hand job, because, "No one else is ever going to do it anyway" and now I'm crying.

[jediaxis101]

Advanced Secret Military Technology came out in the early 2000's that could scan any data hard drive for information data within 10 feet:

But New Advanced Secret Military Technology has a new system:

Yes that's right, the Secret Military or illuminati can setup the satellite and zoom in on a computer or storage device and scan your data from space

The REAL reason why DVD MOVIE DISC'S are being removed from society is because DVD and CD data cannot be scanned with these devices

The government sells you 10TB hard drives and extremely fast data reads but it's there secret that your data is now there's no matter how well you hide your hard drives

10" inch thick steel, no problems for the satellite

You have to take your hard drive data DEEP DEEP UNDERGROUND BUNKER to keep your data safe now...