#the scooter is FUCKED.
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darkwood-sleddog · 1 year ago
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aaaand it was shit. we were charged by an aggressive off leash doodle whose owner swears it just wants to play, but you know it was snarling at my dogs as they dragged me and my scooter up a hill and through your yard, bleeding. so thats just great.
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atiglain · 2 years ago
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One thing to know about me is that I also have an annotated copy of the illiad. It’s an abridged version from my childhood and every time Hector’s name is mentioned it’s surrounded by glitter-gel pen hearts bc he was my first crush as a child.
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pinazee · 5 months ago
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I love them so much
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butchersboobs · 28 days ago
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More adventures of William Butcher before we corrupted the filthy fucker.
I want him to run me over with that scooter 🥵
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lilliemadoka · 2 months ago
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catch u on the flipside 😘✨
(cleaned up sketch under the cut because i kinda liked it a lot. please ignore the shoes i couldn't be bothered to fix them. it's all sketchy and weird just PLEASE b nice 2 me...)
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boykingscourt · 3 months ago
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while everyone was endlessly debating about purgatory I was focused on what was really important (how goddamn BABYGIRL sam winchester was in this episode)
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maybe-a-dinosaur · 1 year ago
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iwaizumi hajime can skateboard. matsukawa issei cannot.
this is a point of contention between them bc issei thinks it fits his aesthetic and hajime is a “fuckin loser”. iwaizumi raises one slit eyebrow wearing torn double knee pants tattered nike dunks one elbow and one hand bleeding drops his godzilla board (with one yellow wheel) skates away. issei groans he has tried and failed spectacularly and is too lazy to really put energy into it but he’s still mad. tooru rides by on his bike no hands double-flips off matsukawa where is he going he doesn’t look back . issei can ride a scooter and that’s it unfuckingbelieveable he’ll have to make it a bit or something his ankles hurt already just thinking about it. hanamaki can roller skate it makes him taller and is faster than walking w minimal energy he skates backwards talking to issei while he’s walking looks down condescendingly. matsukawa doesn’t even wanna be the next tony hawk just wants to be able to ride his board to school or the store or whatever but noooo he so much as looks at a skateboard and trips. he settles for sitting at the skatepark with his mismatched socks watching hajime hoping he hits a rock and eats shit and wishing death upon tooru bc they are a package deal.
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blamemma · 6 months ago
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daniel ricciardo making his way through the pit lane at the circuit gilles villeneuve | 📹
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golyadkin · 9 months ago
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Long road to Colorado
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nowshesdoingitallthetime · 1 year ago
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He runs the exact way I imagined he would (feat. Matty’s fucking Scooter)
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leclerrari · 3 months ago
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cecoeur · 6 months ago
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Daniel scooting through the pit lane | 2024 F1 Monaco Grand Prix: Saturday
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nknovakwrites · 1 year ago
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15 years, 15 million tears Begging 'til my knees bled I gave it my all, he gave me nothing at all Then wondered why I left
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Now he sits on his throne in his palace of bones Praying to his greed He's got my past frozen behind glass But I've got me
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That old familiar body ache The snaps from the same little breaks in my soul I know when it's time to go
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Sometimes giving up is the strong thing Sometimes to run is the brave thing Sometimes walking out is the one thing
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That will find you the right thing
it's time to go, Taylor Swift
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naughtydogg · 3 months ago
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what a little old man 🥰 “going like 40😐”
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diathadevil · 1 year ago
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Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.
He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.
#dia talks#princess tutu#He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery#he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens#i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town#Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---”#he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!”#Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city????#Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in#But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in#My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally#local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido#alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels#ptutu spoiler#i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon#ptutu analysis#ptutu headcanon#ptutu post canon#Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao#(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake)#(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)
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bandzboy · 5 months ago
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scooter braun is only becoming a ceo full time because nobody in the west wants to work with him anymore but ofc bang pd gave this loser a second chance and now we have to deal with him and his zionist ass like i hate it here
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