#the scooter is FUCKED.
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aaaand it was shit. we were charged by an aggressive off leash doodle whose owner swears it just wants to play, but you know it was snarling at my dogs as they dragged me and my scooter up a hill and through your yard, bleeding. so thats just great.
#dogblr#working season 23 24#'we have a shock collar on her if you want to text us before you come by!'#your dog should NOT be able to charge out of your yard and into the road at my dogs. your dog needs to be restrained on a leash#i am so. sore#and slash screamed the ENTIRE time#and refused to turn back around#i think the entire road thought we were hurting him#the scooter is FUCKED.#i am upset.#sigurd tried to attack me from over stimulation multiple times#i love my dogs#who wants to see the entirety of my knee skin torn off?
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One thing to know about me is that I also have an annotated copy of the illiad. It’s an abridged version from my childhood and every time Hector’s name is mentioned it’s surrounded by glitter-gel pen hearts bc he was my first crush as a child.
#When I hit my ankle in a scooter and my dad came over he was like oh you hit your Achilles tendon! And I was like my What. And he was like#Achilles tendon! And I was like don’t say that to me.#The scene where hectors is dragged around by Achilles was super fucked up because that was my BOYFRIEND#AND YOU KILLED HIM
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I love them so much
#evidence that jeff is very supportive of jon#cause this is so dumb haha#but i was cackling the whole fucking time#30 year old on a scooter#jeff blim#jon matteson#starkid
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More adventures of William Butcher before we corrupted the filthy fucker.
I want him to run me over with that scooter 🥵
#karl urban#karl urban brainrot go brrr#billy butcher brainrot go brr#billy butcher#karl fucking urban#karl urban on a scooter kink unlocked
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catch u on the flipside 😘✨
(cleaned up sketch under the cut because i kinda liked it a lot. please ignore the shoes i couldn't be bothered to fix them. it's all sketchy and weird just PLEASE b nice 2 me...)
#except dont because the game sucked ass#if someone makes their own flipside please let me know. my poor babygirl jecka#class of 09#co09#jecka#jecka class of 09#this was a big leap from my usual stuff but i fuck with it!!!#like most of my drawings uploaded here are... battamonda and like#they're so cool toned and stuff#jeckas all pink and blonde and bright#shes so good#i'm doing these for all of the class of 09 girlies. i think i'll polish emilys off next. or nicole.#the flipside is horrible except for the 7 seconds bullying joke#and ari with the hello kitty stud belt#and jecka putting a stick under crispins razor scooter lmao#AND emo jecka my love#SPOILERS BTW#the uh jecka death ending was so haunting like jesus#very ooc. ik nicole is fucked up but it wouldn't have gotten that far... she would have bullied the shit out of jeffrey for that#what else was uhh good#the jeckari kiss! fuck yeah!#anyway jesus christ imagine making a game bad on purpose bc you hate people shipping characters who flirt all the time#couldn't be me love
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while everyone was endlessly debating about purgatory I was focused on what was really important (how goddamn BABYGIRL sam winchester was in this episode)
#sam winchester#supernatural#spn 8x01#no seriously#I was fucking gagged watching this season premiere#whyyy did he cut his hair this was the LOOK fr#also if you try to blame s8 sam for ANYTHING suck my ass#he did nothing wrong#dean deserved a razor scooter to the ankle
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iwaizumi hajime can skateboard. matsukawa issei cannot.
this is a point of contention between them bc issei thinks it fits his aesthetic and hajime is a “fuckin loser”. iwaizumi raises one slit eyebrow wearing torn double knee pants tattered nike dunks one elbow and one hand bleeding drops his godzilla board (with one yellow wheel) skates away. issei groans he has tried and failed spectacularly and is too lazy to really put energy into it but he’s still mad. tooru rides by on his bike no hands double-flips off matsukawa where is he going he doesn’t look back . issei can ride a scooter and that’s it unfuckingbelieveable he’ll have to make it a bit or something his ankles hurt already just thinking about it. hanamaki can roller skate it makes him taller and is faster than walking w minimal energy he skates backwards talking to issei while he’s walking looks down condescendingly. matsukawa doesn’t even wanna be the next tony hawk just wants to be able to ride his board to school or the store or whatever but noooo he so much as looks at a skateboard and trips. he settles for sitting at the skatepark with his mismatched socks watching hajime hoping he hits a rock and eats shit and wishing death upon tooru bc they are a package deal.
#issei has a sticker that says (i hate skating) he wants to put it on a board he thinks he’s so fucking funny#hajime is insanely coordinated he can do Anything it took him less than a week to learn a pop shove it issei’s ears start smoking#tooru can text and bike issei’s about to start throwing shit#takahiro cruises around a skating rink at the speed of sound issei watches morosely browses razor scooters on his phone#seijoh 4#haikyuu#matsuhana#iwaoi#matsukawa issei#hanamaki takahiro#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime
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daniel ricciardo making his way through the pit lane at the circuit gilles villeneuve | 📹
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Long road to Colorado
#accidental child acquisition? no. intentional teenager acquisition.#the venture bros#pete white#billy quizboy#billy whalen#the invisible hand of fate#fanart#art tag#sorry i'm like obsessed with their backstory there's so much to dig into with it#the sort of kidnapping... the cocaine... the roadtrip... the media coverage... the aftermath... it's just so tasty#tonight we're thinking about pete taking this kid in and discovering only after that surprise! a teenager still needs to be parented#even the genius ones#also like was pete still high out of his mind during all this? was he still doing blow? or had he run out by the time they were on the road#also like... the necessity for immediate trust and reliance on one another because if they didnt have any other choice#and like why didn't billy ask his mom to take them? why did it have to be a secret thing?#i have... so many questions that will never be answered the whole thing was so fucked up#also i ignored their scooter design because it was dumb they're riding a vespa here whatever
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He runs the exact way I imagined he would (feat. Matty’s fucking Scooter)
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Daniel scooting through the pit lane | 2024 F1 Monaco Grand Prix: Saturday
#if nothing else this weekend has given us some top tier scootering content#daniel ricciardo#dr3#monaco 2024#I’m fast as fuck boy#is all that is going through my head
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15 years, 15 million tears Begging 'til my knees bled I gave it my all, he gave me nothing at all Then wondered why I left
Now he sits on his throne in his palace of bones Praying to his greed He's got my past frozen behind glass But I've got me
That old familiar body ache The snaps from the same little breaks in my soul I know when it's time to go
Sometimes giving up is the strong thing Sometimes to run is the brave thing Sometimes walking out is the one thing
That will find you the right thing
it's time to go, Taylor Swift
#helluva boss#helluva boss mammon#fizzarolli#helluva boss asmodeus#fizzmodeus#fizzarozzie#taylor swift#I was listening to Taylor Swift and this happened#fuck scooter braun#but also fuck Mammon
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what a little old man 🥰 “going like 40😐”
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Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.
He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.
#dia talks#princess tutu#He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery#he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens#i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town#Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---”#he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!”#Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city????#Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in#But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in#My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally#local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido#alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels#ptutu spoiler#i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon#ptutu analysis#ptutu headcanon#ptutu post canon#Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao#(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake)#(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)
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scooter braun is only becoming a ceo full time because nobody in the west wants to work with him anymore but ofc bang pd gave this loser a second chance and now we have to deal with him and his zionist ass like i hate it here
#seeing all of the western fandoms celebrating bc he is retiring managing#and all i could think was like damn you people have no clue what kpop fans have to go through now#like fuck ass bang pd i hate you so much#scooter could have fallen from the face of the earth BUT NO#HE HAD TO DO ONE OF THE WORST BUSINESS DECISIONS OF HIS LIFE#BC THATS ALL HE KNOWS HOW TO DO#tris.txt
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