#the scooter is FUCKED.
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aaaand it was shit. we were charged by an aggressive off leash doodle whose owner swears it just wants to play, but you know it was snarling at my dogs as they dragged me and my scooter up a hill and through your yard, bleeding. so thats just great.
#dogblr#working season 23 24#'we have a shock collar on her if you want to text us before you come by!'#your dog should NOT be able to charge out of your yard and into the road at my dogs. your dog needs to be restrained on a leash#i am so. sore#and slash screamed the ENTIRE time#and refused to turn back around#i think the entire road thought we were hurting him#the scooter is FUCKED.#i am upset.#sigurd tried to attack me from over stimulation multiple times#i love my dogs#who wants to see the entirety of my knee skin torn off?
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One thing to know about me is that I also have an annotated copy of the illiad. It’s an abridged version from my childhood and every time Hector’s name is mentioned it’s surrounded by glitter-gel pen hearts bc he was my first crush as a child.
#When I hit my ankle in a scooter and my dad came over he was like oh you hit your Achilles tendon! And I was like my What. And he was like#Achilles tendon! And I was like don’t say that to me.#The scene where hectors is dragged around by Achilles was super fucked up because that was my BOYFRIEND#AND YOU KILLED HIM
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I love them so much
#evidence that jeff is very supportive of jon#cause this is so dumb haha#but i was cackling the whole fucking time#30 year old on a scooter#jeff blim#jon matteson#starkid
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Marc and Santi checking out Laguna Seca's iconic corkscrew for the first time on a scooter. Look at his face he's such a menace 😭
Also, do you reckon he's uh, thinking about a certain someone's overtake there. Not saying what happened later was intentional but ya know.. a known fan who watch races on school's computer instead of studying and all that. The tv direction yet again was on point for this even though they might've not known it at the moment.
Interesting note. The comm mentions that Marc could've test out the circuit on a road bike if he wanted to as Bradley Smith (another rookie from moto2 this year) has also done that earlier so it was not forbidden.
#it’s probably not santi’s first time out here but it might be the first on a scooter maybe#they should do this more frequently actually. took your crew chief out on track for an exciting and productive bonding time!#and fruitful too considering he fucking won. on his FIRST TIME HERE#k.moto.yap#marc marquez#santi hernandez#valentino rossi#(by implication kinda)#motogp#laguna seca 2013
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i was gonna do turbo with them but... ehhhh... nah lol
random stuff below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
I ended up simplifying fitor a teeny bit
I think you guys deserve to see at least ONE of my cy-kill designs... I still hate it 🙃
that last one has cy-kill's other design... green ahh mf...
uhm crasher and cy-kill aren't actually together... i don't think... lol
#gobots#i still dk if i wanna keep cy-kill's red and blue design or keep it green... im probably gonna combine the two#smallfoots design was based off armada optimus's concept art when he was a monster truck#the gobots wiki pointed out that her wheels were normal sized despite her transforming into a bigfoot truck#and i was like “dude im gonna be the smartest person ever if im the only one to do this”#sorry i made scooter a little guy... is that okay#maccadam#maccadams#smallfoot#scooter#cy-kill#challenge of the gobots#Project of the Gobots#my artwork#my art#fun fact i check the gobots tag a shit-fuck ton of times because i wanna see more gobots art... am i cooked
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More adventures of William Butcher before we corrupted the filthy fucker.
I want him to run me over with that scooter 🥵
#karl urban#karl urban brainrot go brrr#billy butcher brainrot go brr#billy butcher#karl fucking urban#karl urban on a scooter kink unlocked
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catch u on the flipside 😘✨
(cleaned up sketch under the cut because i kinda liked it a lot. please ignore the shoes i couldn't be bothered to fix them. it's all sketchy and weird just PLEASE b nice 2 me...)
#except dont because the game sucked ass#if someone makes their own flipside please let me know. my poor babygirl jecka#class of 09#co09#jecka#jecka class of 09#this was a big leap from my usual stuff but i fuck with it!!!#like most of my drawings uploaded here are... battamonda and like#they're so cool toned and stuff#jeckas all pink and blonde and bright#shes so good#i'm doing these for all of the class of 09 girlies. i think i'll polish emilys off next. or nicole.#the flipside is horrible except for the 7 seconds bullying joke#and ari with the hello kitty stud belt#and jecka putting a stick under crispins razor scooter lmao#AND emo jecka my love#SPOILERS BTW#the uh jecka death ending was so haunting like jesus#very ooc. ik nicole is fucked up but it wouldn't have gotten that far... she would have bullied the shit out of jeffrey for that#what else was uhh good#the jeckari kiss! fuck yeah!#anyway jesus christ imagine making a game bad on purpose bc you hate people shipping characters who flirt all the time#couldn't be me love
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while everyone was endlessly debating about purgatory I was focused on what was really important (how goddamn BABYGIRL sam winchester was in this episode)
#sam winchester#supernatural#spn 8x01#no seriously#I was fucking gagged watching this season premiere#whyyy did he cut his hair this was the LOOK fr#also if you try to blame s8 sam for ANYTHING suck my ass#he did nothing wrong#dean deserved a razor scooter to the ankle
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iwaizumi hajime can skateboard. matsukawa issei cannot.
this is a point of contention between them bc issei thinks it fits his aesthetic and hajime is a “fuckin loser”. iwaizumi raises one slit eyebrow wearing torn double knee pants tattered nike dunks one elbow and one hand bleeding drops his godzilla board (with one yellow wheel) skates away. issei groans he has tried and failed spectacularly and is too lazy to really put energy into it but he’s still mad. tooru rides by on his bike no hands double-flips off matsukawa where is he going he doesn’t look back . issei can ride a scooter and that’s it unfuckingbelieveable he’ll have to make it a bit or something his ankles hurt already just thinking about it. hanamaki can roller skate it makes him taller and is faster than walking w minimal energy he skates backwards talking to issei while he’s walking looks down condescendingly. matsukawa doesn’t even wanna be the next tony hawk just wants to be able to ride his board to school or the store or whatever but noooo he so much as looks at a skateboard and trips. he settles for sitting at the skatepark with his mismatched socks watching hajime hoping he hits a rock and eats shit and wishing death upon tooru bc they are a package deal.
#issei has a sticker that says (i hate skating) he wants to put it on a board he thinks he’s so fucking funny#hajime is insanely coordinated he can do Anything it took him less than a week to learn a pop shove it issei’s ears start smoking#tooru can text and bike issei’s about to start throwing shit#takahiro cruises around a skating rink at the speed of sound issei watches morosely browses razor scooters on his phone#seijoh 4#haikyuu#matsuhana#iwaoi#matsukawa issei#hanamaki takahiro#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime
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hi I just wanna say your hypermobile Nico hcs helped me realize I have EDS so thank you!
Oh yay! EDS can be difficult to identify so I'm glad it helped you figure that out! :D And my condolences to your joints
#ask#foxy-not-pirate#dont be me - drink enough water/get enough electrolytes and take your meds#EDS can fuck with your absorption of stuff cause of the GI problems and trust me it SUCKS to end up in the ER from dehydration#despite drinking enough water just cause your body said ''nah''#also if you feel like you might need mobility aids DO IT DO IT GO FOR IT. OH MY GOD IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER#DO NOT WAIT CAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN ''TOUGH IT OUT'' OR ''ITS NOT THAT BAD'' EDS can literally give you arthritis#i've had arthritis since MIDDLE SCHOOL and oh my god canes and crutches and wheelchairs and scooters are BEAUTIFUL#I WILL HAPPILY GIVE CRUTCH RECOMMENDATIONS mine are AWESOME#if you have instability in your wrists/hands i also highly recommend compression gloves and tennis wristbands#compression gear my beloved i need an exoskeleton#okay that is my ramble. well wishes my friend
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daniel ricciardo making his way through the pit lane at the circuit gilles villeneuve | 📹
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Long road to Colorado
#accidental child acquisition? no. intentional teenager acquisition.#the venture bros#pete white#billy quizboy#billy whalen#the invisible hand of fate#fanart#art tag#sorry i'm like obsessed with their backstory there's so much to dig into with it#the sort of kidnapping... the cocaine... the roadtrip... the media coverage... the aftermath... it's just so tasty#tonight we're thinking about pete taking this kid in and discovering only after that surprise! a teenager still needs to be parented#even the genius ones#also like was pete still high out of his mind during all this? was he still doing blow? or had he run out by the time they were on the road#also like... the necessity for immediate trust and reliance on one another because if they didnt have any other choice#and like why didn't billy ask his mom to take them? why did it have to be a secret thing?#i have... so many questions that will never be answered the whole thing was so fucked up#also i ignored their scooter design because it was dumb they're riding a vespa here whatever
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BIRTHDAY QUIPLASH feat. @firstmatedville, @chiropteracupola, @sailorpants, @natdrinkstea, @haijinks, and @drowsywithnochaperone (AND A BOATLOAD OF FRATUS SO MANY FRATUS <3333)
please look at our nosferatus we are so proud of them
#radio free junebug#captain cupola#ramsom :]#scooter!!#sir nat#pidge pidge pidge#captain's sketchbook#friend art#YAHOOOOOOO YEAHYEAHYEAH WOOOOOOOOO#i fucking. i love them. they're sooooo good#these are my friends#my beautiful feratus#putting my hand on yours. Our feratus#normal men chat
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He runs the exact way I imagined he would (feat. Matty’s fucking Scooter)
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don't LIKE being home for a whole month. I need things to do. Also because my house is a small space I have gotten used to not having my cane IN HAND everywhere I go and I keep ending up running errands and getting there and realizing I do not have my cane and SUFFERING through a trip to Grocey Store. Just one of the many downsides to winter break.
#disibility#Guess who fucking hates the electric scooter things at every fucking grocery store#Aldi has a manual wheelchair and that's fine when I end up stranded in there w/o my cane#But only Aldi and [redacted craft store] has them#Everywhere else has the damn scooters. They go like 1 mph and beep like a batch if u reverse#Awful awful bad don't like#Need to add cane to my checklist for leaving the house. Ugh
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