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[mcyt-archives]

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[royalarchivist]

Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄

Phil: [Cracks up] I've played these games before! I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs]

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though? 🤨

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– It's– brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Phil's Chayanne and Lullah emotes were made by @strawbekka.

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Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one–

Phil: Good

Sneeg: –just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄 Um...

Phil: [Cracks up]

Sneeg: I don't think they're... I don't think they're gonna gamble on that.

Phil: I'm not doin' this NPC, like– actor– like, thing on server again! I've played these games before!

Sneeg: [Laughs]

Phil: I've played these g– I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs] For- for fckin'–

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though?

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– it's–

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] There's this server– and then there was an Egg, with a glock. [Laughs]

Phil: –Brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Sneeg: Attachment. [Laughs] Attachment to something!

Phil: "What if we give them an Egg that- that has wants and needs? And you need to look after it."

Sneeg: And a personality!

Phil: Yeah, "And a personality, and- [stammers] and quirks and- and–"

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And its life's in danger, people– things were trying to kill it.

Phil: Yeah. And things keep trying to kill it, and you have to save it, you are its– you are its only s– hope.

Sneeg: If it dies, it's your fault. It's your fault! Your fault. [Laughs]

Phil: [In unison with Sneeg] Your fault! Your entire audience of thousands of people will be PISSED if you don't care! If you don't care, you are a MONSTER!

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And they're so valid, they're so valid 'cuz it's true.

Phil: [Laugh] Imagine joining my stream, and I'm just like reading a bedtime story to a little Egg.

Sneeg: [Cracks up]

Phil: Like– [Laughs] Like, what a CRAZY way to come back!

Sneeg: "Oh, my favorite vanilla Minecraft streamer Philza Minecraft's on– playing Minecraft today, let's see what he's doing!" [Voice cracks as he tries not to laugh]

Phil: Yeah, "What's- what's Kusump?" [QSMP]

Sneeg: –and you're like: [Leaning into his mic] "Humpty Dumpty." [Laughs]

Phil: "What's Kusump? What's this? Why's he got an Egg, and why is it just holding up a sign that just says 'Food'?"

[geluckgk]

Bad : I think one of the cathedral tower is shorter than the other Foolish : Yeah I saw that tweet, you nimbecile Bad : I'm not gonna fix it Foolish : Please fix it Bad : I'm going to leave it like that Foolish : Please fix it Bad : No [laugh] It's gonna bother so many people Foolish : I'm gonna fix it Bad : That's crazy. You're not allowed to fix it Foolish : I'm gonna fix your broken build Bad : If you fix it, I'll fix you Foolish : I don't even know what that means so don't touch me

[kristiliqua]

the way he immediately clocked him LMFAOOO

[wanderinsect]

Tfw the king says he'll adopt you

[sharptoothed-gaze]

I don’t ever clip things, BUT this moment was so fucking funny to me that I had to go back and snatch it from the Pangi vod.

Idk bro it’s just such a Foolish thing to casually say some wild shit like this outta nowhere. To be fair though, I think he mostly does this type of stuff with Bbh rather than others??

They’re both very /like this/ to each other, and I’m sure the Doozers and Ghosties are both very familiar with the melodrama. I think Tubbo and Pangi both got the shock of their lives for a sec there tho lmao

[nexahexagon]

Doodle of The GuysTM

[deifyruby]

everyday my lifesteal paranoia compilation increases god bless pili for letting us see more lifestealers in the realm. 🙏🏻

"does badboyhalo trigger the lifesteal paranoia?"

derapchu: yes.

pili: yes, he does.

derapchu - joining the realm (not really), 1:47:20.

[alaritheaurora]

Oh look it's *squints at writing on hand" Wood Man, Smith Daddy and a Simp

Notes about designs under cut

Phil is a pegasus. I wanted him to be smaller than everyone else and to look like a bit of a traveler. Dresses in light maneuverable clothes. Under his goives his shirt extends over his palm leaving his fingers open. The heart is upside-down to suggest a spade. He has a prehensile tail, I imagine he uses it to trip people and hold on to things.

Sneeg is a silly beetle guy. Inspired by a stag beetle. His wings aren't visible but he does indeed have a little carapace over them. His cloak extand to cover his back, parts of his wings are exposed and they are very delicate so he keeps them covered. His boots and gloves are very thick and worn.

Not much on Fit, I don't really watch his streams, but I still adore him. I didn't want his arm to be too complicated, I really like how it turned out. He has a spade as the button for the band that helps attack his arm. He has a bunch of bandages, mostly as sun protection. His clothes ate very loose and baggy to tie into that monk aspect. I gave him a hat because I think he deserves one, although he usually wears at around his neck. I knew that I wanted him to be bigger than the other two, I like the idea of a monk who looks as menacing as he is.

All three of them have the striped pants and a bell for the kingdom of fools, the spades also tie into this. They also each have ribbons with colours relating to the other two, friendship ribbons if you would. Sneeg forged both weapons + helped Fit make his arm. They also all have some kind of swoopy, feather reminiscent clothing, Phil's jacket, Sneeg's cloak, Fit's shirt.

[edensgaia]

Pili said in chat that he has envy for mapicc and zam was like "because I talk about him so much?" but pili was talking about gender envy lol

[mikaikaika]

Pangi's theory about the Keepers not bothering him ever since he wore the robe might actually be true considering it also coincides with how Lukey says the Keepers Horrorsᵗᵐ only approach him when Pangi leaves.

[mcyt-archives]

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[royalarchivist]

Fit: We've got an orange chicken nugget in office that has crashed in our economy, so I just need a little extra spending money, so that's why I'm on The Realm today. You know what I'm saying? So...

Aimsey: [Snorts then claps] Yeah, I commend you mate, I commend– we can roleplay as well! I can pretend to be a guy, we can really get the stocks up! I've got he/him in my pronouns, I'mma REALLY push it, ok? It's fine, we'll get- we'll get you those clips!

Fit: [Laughs] I just- I just need yaoi REAL bad. I need yaoi real bad!

Aimsey: [Laughs] Write that down- write that down Beky, write that down! Write that down, please.

Fit: Yeah, Trump's crashing our economy Beky, so I need to log in and do yaoi. I need some extra money. Ok?

Bekyamon: Ok, got it. [Writing] "Yaoi is profitable."

Aimsey: The newspaper is gonna be SO good dude, what the heck!

[geluckgk]

Bad : The're was a deal to not kill anyone at the ball

Zam : Pangi ? With pangi ?

Ros : And pangi broke it

Bad : Were not at the ball, are we?

Zam : I'M SORRY, PLEASE !

Ros : woah woah bad ! Oh no it's going to be okay

Bad : I'm just kidding, I'm just teasing, I'm sorry. I'm just messing with you, you're a good ragamuffin

[orangehalfpeeled]

tfw when that really nice and weirdly flirty guy from the red fraction kisses you

+bonus stuff i didnt want to make another post for

[alt0stratuscloud]

pili to pangi: "I imagine one day me and you, living a very happy life, no danger attached to that."

Pangi: "Please imagine that, yeah."

Pili: "No deaths involved, no fights involved. no anything."