#the ramble edda

[notenoughdragons]

okay now that i've mentioned it i've apparently opened the floodgates bc hooooo boy. felassan. he's done the 'loyal general to the rebellion leader' for fucking eons until solas tries to murder him

he's gonna take one look at saar 'i'm gonna make the world a kinder place and you can either help me or get the fuck out of my way' adaar and be like, oh. oh, not again

working out your feelings about your ex by projecting all of them on a random mortal and it's all going great until she a) finds out What The Fuck your deal is, and b) you realize this is more than the world's worst coping mechanism

also saar would genuinely be so terrifying in this one. i mean she always is but y'know she's got someone on her side from pm Day One who's like, hi yes i have A Lot of experience managing rebellions and organizing people to fight against overwhelmingly powerful opponents, don't ask how just tell me what you need me to do

she'd give cullen the boot the second they get to skyhold and some people are like WHY are you handing this position to your boytoy until felassan opens his mouth to tell them How they're gonna besiege the aeonar :3

[edda-grenade]

does anyone have experience using ko-fi as an artist who's Not regularly posting stuff with it, just as a tip jar and/or way to manage comissions?

i've been thinking about offering them again, but the organisational overhead is… a stumbling block.

[unsat-and-strange]

y'all ever think about the phrasing used in the bifrost incident? "any schoolchild could tell you about it." lyf this is supposed to be an official report. "high up nose turning Asgardian hobnob" this is probably going to your boss. "almost a century ruling Asgard, you'd think she'd be a better public speaker" babygirl ur gonna get fired

[gizm0-gadgetz]

As great as "fuck you and fuck your train" is i think we sleep on another line

The one that implies that lyf and just the police in general are pissed that the mechanisms won't age.

Like how dare they

[rainedroptalks]

mechs au where lyfrassir escapes the bifrost and is jumping from planet to planet, and whenever they interact with the mechs it's always raphaella, marius and ivy. the rest of them are convinced those 3 just have an imaginary friend

[kumisona]

Little bit a theory time, I don’t usually do this but I want to ! Haha !

Edda is angry and violent and Aven is actually the chill one (kinda)

(Quick thing headcanon is Edda - She/He, Aven - He/She and both just no gender really)

I mean think about it ?

My personal headcanon is that the Blue beings are cold, stoic. All of them are like either some form of angelic being, or something mystical and unknown. But they’re also all much more solid and hit harder than the Orange beings. All of their fights feel clean, almost too clean, if that makes sense. They are the defenders, all they want to do is stop the Orange from absorbing them and destroy them. They are solid cold sentries.

Anyways onto the other side

A lot of the Orange beings are definitely on the more animalistic side, impulsive, less refined creatures. But that also makes them emotional, right? They aren’t as clean as the Blue beings, they strive to absorb and become Blue, they are the attackers but they are filled with goals, passion.

So how does this apply to our main duo ?

I first think about their different attacking styles

Edda’s attacks do insane normal damage and are all heavy, while Avens are light and do more absorption damage. Edda uses a sword, a shield, and an axe as her melee. Aven uses a whip and his hands.

And then I think about their meetings throughout the game. By all means, Edda is chasing down Aven constantly, and she just keeps running away (which pisses Edda off). Another thing is their meeting in the purple area, Aven only fights if Edda fights first, and tries to communicate every turn before combat. Edda is on a damn warpath until her and Aven come to an understanding, and then after that Edda is on a warpath with him so that’s a plus I guess

Still my point is I believe out of them both Aven would be the more sympathetic and emotional one. He actively tries to reach out to Edda, protects him from the attack in the finale, and ends up being the less impulsive one in their first peaceful meeting, plus my theories with the difference between Blue and Orange beings. Meanwhile Edda is cold and calculated and attacks without a second thought, like a soldier, which is what his kind basically is imo

Anyways conclusion to this is Aven is chill and Edda would break your knees without hesitation. I think it’s cute the idea of Aven teaching her emotion and Edda teaching him… to not… slam her face into things

Okay this was so much more writing than I expected uh

Bye !

[ceaseless-rambler]

What if I wrote the world's most specific crossover fic that nobody else would care about. What then

[fuckjohncalvin]

Team give lyfrassir edda tentacles. Not in a horny way. I mean, sure if that's your thing, but that's not what the point of this post is. the rainbowed hair, blood, and eyes are cool and all but I need something a little less pretty bifrost glow-up and a little more I-got-turned-into-an-eldritch-monstrosity-and-can't-go-out-in-public-anymore.

Not full on monster level (though bonus points if they have a barely even human-esque form when they're angry or using their powers). I want them to still be decipherably humanoid, or recognizable by someone who'd met them before all this. but something that could conceivably be achieved by a cosplay is not enough for my hp Lovecraft body horror needs. my ideal post-tbi lyf design has become the subject of several drastic urban legends simply by walking around the street and not interacting with anyone.

so yeah. give the fricker tentacles that don't go away and are a nuisance to find clothes to wear with. make Marius find them pretty even when the way they've been changed isn't conventionally attractive. Please reblog with any personal hcs you have about their cosmic horror appearance that are a bit more screwed up than the norm, lyf edda is my barbie and I like dressing them up in nuclear chaos lmao

[indiestsnake]

another assassins creed worldless ref sheet ouuuuuughhhhh

you know the drill rambles under cut

In this AU, light folk are born with specific weapons associated with their being, and can manifest and de-manifest them at any time. dark beings, meanwhile, must physically carry them and get them forged out of either light or dark essence.

Edda’s soul weapon is (and I swear this isn’t an insult) a bastard sword. also known as a great-short sword, made to be held in either one or two hands. She likes the versatility but prefers to use it two-handed, and actually doesn’t mind the name. She has ideals of a world that lacks meaningless conflict, and if one conflict is meaningless, it’s calling someone names over stuff they can’t control.

Her shoulderpads are the only pieces of armor visible in her abstract form. the other pieces cover all of the vitals in her stomach, and she has pieces on her thighs to protect her femoral arteries. the rest is largely unarmored for freedom of movement. all she really needs to do is protect the important spots, that way nobody can get a quick kill on her.

Her gauntlets also protect her wrists, and have minor ice infusions. this makes them slightly slippery so nobody can grab her wrist to reposition her and go for a stab. it also does ice damage things when she punches people (which is surprisingly often), which has minor energy-sapping effects for slowing assassins trying to run.

that’s about it for her gear and such. I have some slightly set-in stone characterization for her (at least more than for Aven) but this post is long enough so that’s a story for another day.

[sporadic-doodles]

Starfolk Lore!

(I'm stealing this term, if you don't mind >:D)

Anyways, Worldless lore! Because lore is my favorite part of every game.

From what we know, there are two main natures -- blue and orange -- that are constantly at war with each other. Once one wins over the other, the victor absorbs the loser, taking their energy and shifting both of their forms. They then swap natures, and the victor goes on their way while the loser bums around, probably out of exhaustion or smth. Blue starfolk tend to have either lightning or ice natures, while orange starfolk favor wind and fire (because colors~)

However, rarely, the absorption results in a sort of merge where the combatants fuse to become a single green starfolk. This is where Adaptation, Duality, and Yin-Yang come from, and you can see it happen in the Eastern area of the map. If I remember correctly, it's a crescent and ariman(?) that forms Quimera.

These merged starfolk gain an incredible amount of power, as the most powerful enemies in the game (*cough* Summum *cough*) and can be assumed to be a sort of ascendance, as they no longer obey either of their original natures. Also, from the character designs, it appears that the more green a starfolk has, the more powerful and "near-perfect" they are, hence the extreme difficulty of Summum's fight. The sole exception to this appears to be Edda and Aven.

While yes, Duality has two individual, fully-functioning parts that each have at least some independent thought, Edda and Aven are two completely separate beings. They are physically separated, even though you never see them next to each other unless it's in cutscenes or in special moves, unlike Duality who clearly merges to perform their giant star attacks. Part of that is logicked away to the functionality of gameplay controls, but still. There is no evidence of their merge until they touch, in which green light covers the screen, or the giant sword from Unified Division appears. We are clearly told that whatever they have going on is special in a way that has caught the eye of what is closest to a god in their universe (which is a whole other can of worms that I'll write about later). Either way, they're much stronger than the traditional green starfolk, as seen by the fact that people can beat Summum in 4 minutes *Gestures at speedrun video*.

Now, I also want to touch on whatever the heck is up with Edda and Aven's absorption. We can see in the background -- within 3 minutes of starting the game -- that whenever a starfolk is absorbed, they swap natures and are distorted beyond recognition. However, whenever Edda (and later Aven) does the same, they remain perfectly untouched while the enemy is completely obliterated. I, personally, think this is an ability granted to them following Aved's failed absorption of Edda at the start, where the two are something like a "ever-strengthening" or "consuming" being like how Adaptation is the "ever-changing" and Yin-Yang is the "stable yet unstable" being. Their initial merge is also probably why their own kinds attack them, which took me embarrassingly long to realize.

That's all I can really think of at the moment, but I might write more later.

Please let me know if I messed up or need to add stuff! I'm writing this all from memory!

[notenoughdragons]

ghilan'nain at the weisshaupt siege tho? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 👌👌👌👌👌

[edda-grenade]

decided i'm gonna do a little advent calendar for myself and reblog old art&fic i really like on each day, with little notes about it, behind the scenes-type stuff, anything i wanna add, etc

the tag i'll use is #advent reblogs

[unsat-and-strange]

maybe I've not listened far enough but consider: tma and mechs crossover with lyf as avatar of the extinction. because as far as I've listened (mag 144), and as far as I've seen spoilers, there isnt a canon avatar of the extinction. Lyfrassir as perhaps not the bringer, but the herald, the harbinger, of the everything you know is changing. of everything you recognize is gone. of you do not know the things that inherit what you once loved but here they are nonetheless. the last landmark of what was and the first of what will soon be all you see. the grief in their eyes all too similar to what once ruled this system and the warping changing color spilling out of every pore the marker of what will soon be coming for YOU.

[gizm0-gadgetz]

Ivy can't sleep alone so when she does eventually sleep (which is not often. She runs her computer until it forces a shutdown) she will crawl onto someone else

Usally its a celebratory matter as it means she's deemed you the safest and comfiest to sleep with

I can imagine this happening with Lyf and Marius and lyf is just confused because they've never seen this happen.

Marius explains and when lyf asks why she has to sleep on top of someone else he just shrugs. Truth be told they don't really know why but they have to help each other out in whatever ways they can

Ivys probably already asleep by the time he finishes explaining and then it just becomes a small cuddle pile

[octahedral-chaos]

Also on the topic of Trans headcanons for the duo (Based on the Chat of Skurry's recent stream)

But I think it would be funny to see masc! Edda. Like I already see some takes of "Aven but female" (Which is honestly rad. Go figure!), but taking it in the opposite direction would be fun.

Also Transmasc Edda would be a neat take.

[cookieeks-art]

Just two lovebirds vibing at a bar (probably during a less active period for said bar)

(ID in alt and under cut)

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A traditionell pencil sketch coloured digitally, of Arthur from Red shoes and the seven dwarfs and my oc Edda (A pale chubby woman, with deep eyebags, brown hair and grey eyes) sitting on two barstools in-front of a bar. They have their backs to the viewer, but are slightly turned to each other. Arthur’s carrying his sword on his back, and has his hand placed on Eddas back, smiling softly at her while faintly blushing. Edda has her hair up in a bun, is dressed in a off white poofy shirt, dark red bodice and skirt, and seems to be in the middle of talking, gesturing with her hand in the air. Half of her face is covered by her bags, but both her eyes and eyebrows are still visible through the hair. Behind the bar is a shelf with bottles and empty glasses and to the left side is a large beer barrel. They are lit in a warm orange light. The drawing has a watercolour like colouring, most pronounced in the background where there’s only faint remains of the original traditional sketch left, with a few highlights drawn in a textured pencil brush. The sketch is dated 19/11 2023, the date being faintly visible over the shelf in the background. On the bottom left is a signature reading “cookieek”.

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