sporadic-doodles
sporadic-doodles
Let’s see what today’s hyperfixation is!
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Ayo! she/her Currently in too many fandoms to count. Doodles? Maybe every now and then. Mostly reblogs 
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sporadic-doodles · 17 hours ago
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sporadic-doodles · 17 hours ago
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Settle a bet.
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sporadic-doodles · 17 hours ago
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the notes are broken 😂
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sporadic-doodles · 18 hours ago
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I have way too much time on my hands. Here's the template btw.
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sporadic-doodles · 18 hours ago
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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
Edit: I didn’t expect my post to go viral 🤯
I saw OTW's tweet and shared it here to warn my 25 followers (who are fic writers & readers) about it. I thought people from the US already knew this was happening, as the bill was been voted the day I made my post.
I'm not from the US, and I'm glad people are explaining the problem and how it will affect all non-profits in the quotes. I had no idea what the bill really entailed.
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sporadic-doodles · 18 hours ago
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Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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四季閣
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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mutuals. c'mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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Please do not send me asks for donations
Here's why:
I have NO money to give you
I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach
I am a minor, and most of my followers are too
It makes me feel extremely guilty
Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)
They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate
It makes me feel uncomfortable
I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected
I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't
I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over
Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.
Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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"I've decided not to vaccinate my animals. Think about it, how often do you see a rabid dog?"
Yes Heather think about it. Think about how few rabid dogs you see in your comfortable western country with easy access to vet care. Think about why it might be that you've never seen a rabid dog. Really dig deep here you absolute fucking fool.
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:
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Further updates as warranted.
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.
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sporadic-doodles · 2 days ago
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i took my friend to Hocking Hills state park yesterday and on our hike I talked all about the (now retired) park naturalist who mentored me years ago, along with the professor who also mentored me and how they got me my first job in my field after college, like I went on and on about my memories of them and the time I spent with them in the park, and then we got to a cave and they were both inside. I hadn’t seen either of then since I moved away seven years ago and then I went back to the state park for the first time since and they were just there. in a cave. they went to the cave together. one of them saw me and said “oh hi! what are you doing here?” like hey fancy us all being here in this cave together huh.
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